Damn, morax is a whole troll when he wants to teach people a lesson and I'm living for it
@minashortcakes56702 жыл бұрын
somewhere in history, a fisherman smacked Zhongli's head upside down
@ahkilleuskosmos68362 жыл бұрын
I mean just because Rex Lapis knows everything about everything, doesn’t mean he won’t just make shit up to fuck with people, in fact if I had the credibility he did, I would be make shit up 24/7 just to screw with people.
@kryptonedits67782 жыл бұрын
Well that's reasonable considering that living 6000 years without screwing with people , when you had the capability to, would be so boring
@iluvchess147362 жыл бұрын
After Lantern Rite, Zhongli has a dialogue where he says "The author does not lack for ideas. Sometimes, they move in strange directions, and even I cannot claim to fully understand their meaning. But it makes for fresh and interesting reading material, a lot like reading somebody else's biography. Gods and adepti are far removed from the mortal experience. That they are difficult to portray in writing is no surprise. It is true that the Geo Archon, Morax would journey in the mortal realm from time to time. But there was not quite so much ostentatious shapeshifting as the books would have you believe. When the goal is to wander the streets undetected, donning an overly elaborate disguise is somewhat self-defeating."
@shaami86222 жыл бұрын
Actually, i can see how this story parallels with his first story quest where he met with the fake archeologists. So its definitely what zhongli would do.
@juliagoad15392 жыл бұрын
I can totally see Rex Lapis doing this 😂
@wannabecatboi2 жыл бұрын
Zhongli going around messing with people smh Edit: you should've said sure like Zhongli does in game 😂 shoo-er
@ignatoseg46642 жыл бұрын
Damn zhongli really do be bored
@Ren_rz2 жыл бұрын
a story ina a story in a story in another story
@NamelessProof2 жыл бұрын
This is some inception level story inside a story, inside a story, inside a story, inside a story
@silverhawkscape26772 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Even if he dislikes that Bard. He sure learned a thing or two from him
@someiggashit86542 жыл бұрын
Now that he hate u cause he ain’t u makes more sense lmao
@lafisk99062 жыл бұрын
The more u know about him the more u love him that what i call a character They really nailed it with Rex Lapis
@mpred86062 жыл бұрын
Watched this video while sleep deprived at 12 am and all I got was this is a story of Rex lapis telling a story about Rex lapis telling a story
@takotakotakotakotako2 жыл бұрын
Bro same
@kacecrimson82972 жыл бұрын
same
@Blank_User2392 жыл бұрын
*that's the whole personality of Rex Lapis anyways*
@TairoruXRyuu2 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait. "Crescent moon"? I wonder what time period this takes place in? As we know, Teyvat currently doesn't have moon phases. In other news, Zhongli do be trollin'.
@projectgreengamer2 жыл бұрын
Remember, this "Facts merged with Fiction", the author couldve added that for setting
@aguy39532 жыл бұрын
@@projectgreengamer the author wouldn't know what a crescent moon is to begin with , if they were from the current age
@francescapatti29342 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was from a time when the three moon sisters still switched places? Although I think that was BEFORE even Rex Lapis existed. Maybe he heared about the crescent moon from some tale or sth. There are people who travel through different worlds after all, like Alice.
@fish06482 жыл бұрын
my favorite in game book lmaoo
@Soundwave19002 жыл бұрын
Same, way better than Xingqiu's so called masterpiece
@reality70682 жыл бұрын
He probably just have dementia, please leave the old man alone XD
@lessar27212 жыл бұрын
His memories are rock solid he just be trolling
@kaoriakira25122 жыл бұрын
Zhongli *losses "dust"* ... Also zhongli time to be waifu myself
@Mentleif2 жыл бұрын
Wait, did Rex Lapis bluff at the start just to lay a trap for her? This reminds me so much of the time Dr. Eggman counter-bluffed Tails’ fake emerald deception in Sonic Adventure 2, lol
@Khira-kj7qc2 жыл бұрын
@teyvathistoria OH MY GOD! I can't imagine her reaction after him saying that before leaving the shop!
@darkomiku89022 жыл бұрын
1:17 OMG THIS IS THE BEST LAUGH I HAD IN MONTHS !
@missyureiii2 жыл бұрын
My question is how did he pay her cuz we all know this man has no Mora 😭
@kaoriakira25122 жыл бұрын
Thinking about how Zhongli treated Childe I don't think it was his first time doing something like this . Zhongli is so suspicious ahahahahah
@Nice-Biscuit2 жыл бұрын
We can imagine he paid via someone else's credit. Someone he wants to give a lesson to like this lady. XD
@carolineribeiro90632 жыл бұрын
Could be back when he still had his Gnosis. He traded it fairly recently, so it's possible.
@justsomeguywithgreenhair2 жыл бұрын
He has mora. Plenty of it. It's just that he often forgets to bring any with him, not all time though. And to answer the question, he probably made some as he used to.
@lnsflare12 жыл бұрын
Rex Incogception.
@arouraskeatch59032 жыл бұрын
Damn, he got her. F in the chat
@Yoshimitsuzero2 жыл бұрын
1:47 onward... That was perfect
@bmo3778 Жыл бұрын
I just realized that the Goddes of Salt storyline was such a parody of itself. the "merchant" who can't have both artifacts, the follower who can't hear the truth, the subjects who can't hold for more suffering from the war, and the Goddess herself who decided to xxx (spoiler alert)
@Cosmic_Bald-e2 жыл бұрын
basically:: Zhongli: We must see too it that everyone still follows the laws made, for breaking the contract will result in suffering the wrath of the rock. TL;DR: Loki, but a menace with class, and standards.
@francescapatti29342 жыл бұрын
The guy in the story who always completed stuff in the most unorthodox way is the Ancient Teyvat version of James, the Photoshop guy.
@phoenix1504e2 жыл бұрын
Wassup fellow teyvatains
@Skylancer7272 жыл бұрын
So wait, is the female Morax actually fictional story? People keep gloating it all over the internet like it's serious.
@helenaap20422 жыл бұрын
It is most likely canon bc its in another book of rex incognito but it’s probably a experiment or prank of rex lapis trying to trick the sculptor, the fictional part is probably the mysterious and mystical focus that the storytelling has, but its for sure zhongli messing with the guy
@damianw58612 жыл бұрын
@@helenaap2042Yes in my opinion Zhongli did have female form to trick the sculptor, in many chinese lore, the gods often transform themselves into female to trick its enemy, for example in journey of the west, sun wukong, aka monkey king aka son goku, often transform into beautiful women to deceive his enemies, but does not mean sun wukong loves to be female, he is a monkey tbh.
@UmbraFaux2 жыл бұрын
I dare say that Morax could run circles around Yae if given half the chance.
@HHH-rf2hv2 жыл бұрын
Its just a prank bro
@josiahbishop67052 жыл бұрын
More of these. I want MORE!
@AGUnitesCH2 жыл бұрын
Are you also gonna cover the lore of the Primordial One? or the book Before Sun and Moon?
@latioshunter2 жыл бұрын
Story upon story upon story....but were they truly any of them Rex or just someone that just happens to be weird...