in LtU: The final chapter, the unrated edition, Lester is reaped in the Hunger Games with every action movie hero ever created. Lester takes one look and jumps off his platform, blowing himself to back to the game world where FPS Russia blows him up again, telling him to "Have a nice day". He then ends up in Shrek's swamp, where Glass Joe beats him black and blue. Grav3yard girl then tries to figure out if he really works, then beats the crap out of him and tosses him in a dumpster. MatPat tries to come up with a theory as to why Lester has so many sequels and how he keeps surviving all these nonsensical punishments the KZfaq commenters keep coming up with but contemplating it causes a nuclear explosion which vaporizes Lester, who is now living in a dump with spooky, scary Skeletons and enjoying it better than his crappy game but still had to endure Mike J ramming the Hutzler Banana slicer up his rear every hour. The particles appear in the middle of a Nostalgia Critic review and he chases them around comic-con before they change into the form of Freddy Fazbear before being destroyed by purple man, who unzips himself to reveal none other than Lester himself: Lester is purple guy. Every character from everything Lester's been through then attacks him until he's an oil stain in the pavement. The AVGN takes a dump on it, which only offends him, so Superman blasts it back into LtU 1, which is why the game is so crappy to begin with.

+Adam Poole (animeguy4ever) for the anniversary of lester the unlikely. you buy the game and when you open the box the disc inside is sonic boom.

H. Pinecone - You pay your money and get sent to the 7th circle of hell.

Adam Poole Glad I don't have balls then 😂

and part 7 is a cell KEEP YOUR 17 AND 18 AWAY

true that

And not be afraid of the burning skeleton world. Because logic.

a turtle was chasing him

I love how Lester was able to swim all the way to this deserted island yet he can't help himself when he's sinking into the fire. What the fuck?

I just love how Lester does things out his own will and disobeys the player. HE RUNS AWAY FROM THE FUCKING TURTLE. WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY PROGRAM THE GAME LIKE THAT?

​@etrestre9403It's real.

⁠@etrestre9403yeah its real. Lester will also move more normally

I beat the game actually

However for 12 levels you are stuck playing as the lester we all know, the guy who runs from a turtle

I agree

He has the arm strength of a wet noodle

Maybe waves pushed his unconscious body to the shores

The guy keeps pulling himself up from the overhang of a sheer cliffside. That's some crazy strength.

Dude pushed a boulder bigger than he is, and he could push it further than AVGN had him push it.

Let's just assume he found a rubber ring.

The Red Spider. or if I grind too much in Pokemon. I always make that mistake. And I might be the only one

+Arthur DENT Do self-caught pokemon do that? I thought only the traded pokemon ever disobey.

+theuncalledfor It all has to do with badges. You can't have Pokemon exceed a certain level until you beat another gym, which raises your maximum capacity for training Pokemon.

AlluMan96 I repeat: I thought only traded pokemon disobey when they exceed your badge-level. Don't pokemon that you catch in the wild, or hatch from an egg, always obey even if they're above your badge-level?

No, I don't think so. Even wild ones will disobey if too powerful.

Those are KOOPA SHELLS NOT TURTLE

SCP-066 I know that, but I'm pretty sure Koopas are supposed to be based off of turtles.

Leopold Litchenstein Indeed they are. Speaking of which... Bowser was based off a spiked shell turtle found in the sewers in Australia.

SCP-066 That puts a lot into perspective

Leopold Litchenstein Being based off a turtle doesn't make it one. Its just based off one.

Chinese water torture?

Probably acid.

That doesn't make any sense!

YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

the worst part is, the water drop was already hitting the floor.

doctorsmoothlove I would love to see that!

69th like

Steve Urkel would. With and without the superman suit.

@@KLegyyn Steve Urkel was a dork and a buffoon, but if you had the choice between being abandoned on an island with Lester The Unlikely or Steve Urkel, you’d ALWAYS go with Urkel!

And then he'd say, "Did I do that?"

I PLAYED THE GAME AND IT WAS GREAT YOUR COMMENT IS BADLY EXECUTED

@@oneheckofabanana2016 Why are you replying to a 4 years comment? Opinions exist, dude.

@@ProxDee222 ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A POINT? I DO NOT EXPECT YOU TO BE AS ELOQUENT AS THAT I AM BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST BE CAPABLE OF ACTUALLY MAKING YOUR POINT ALL THAT YOU ARE DOING NOW IS ASKING A STUPID QUESTION AND POINTING OUT SOMETHING OBVIOUS

Eloquent? You're spamming more than anything. I might not be that but at least I'm not arguing with other people because of their thoughts and writing all caps just to pretend I'm trying to yell my lungs out at them, chill out.

@@ProxDee222 IF YOU HAD EVEN AN INKLING OF GREY MATTER IN YOUR CRANIAL CAPACITY THEN YOU WOULD REALISE THE VALUE OF MY JUDICIOUS JUDGEMENTS BUT CLEARLY YOU DO NOT POSSES SUCH MIND MAKING MATTER AS IS EVIDENCED BY THE FACT THAT YOU USE THE GIVEN THAT YOU ARE NOT ARGUING AS AN ARGUMENT WHILE ARGUING ONLY A LUDICROUS LOLLYGAGGING LAYABOUT COULD COME UP WITH SUCH A CONTRADICTION WITHOUT SEEING IT'S SHEER STUPIDITY I NEVER PRETENDED THAT YOU WERE YELLING CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BUT I WOULD NOT A EXPECT AN INANE IDIOT SUCH AS YOURSELF TO BE FAMILIAR WITH THE FINER ART OF PROPER TYPOGRAPHY HOW CAN I ARGUE WITH YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR THOUGHTS IF YOU HAVE NONE? AT THIS RATE I WILL SEE A BLUE MOON BEFORE A THOUGHT TRAVELS INTO YOUR SIMIAN-SIZED SKULL

Same minus the drinking. Just late nights on the laptop without my parents knowing

Glad I'm not the only one.

Lester?

If you love it so much why don’t you marry AVGNs shelves?

It's all donated by fans

​@@heathercalun4919Heck no, that's my woman.

​@@gaminacthemaniac6444 I wish she was MINE~ 😂😂😂

The ship probably crashed as soon as it hit the sand on the shore

It also said at the beginning that he found a life vest.

He also wasn’t even moving relative to the shore. He couldn’t even swim with the tide.

i guess you can consider lester as the unlikely dead

Hey he may be weak but he was a grade A swimmer

Never seen Spider-Man?

I thought he was saying doh personally

like link in zelda 2

Do it! just do it!

lol :D

+The Hanging Garden people already hate me and if I start walking like Lester I'll get beaten up for sure lol

The Hanging Garden idk people just don't really like me

+Blitz Beast same

That's genius! Lol.

Wow,, my Steve Urkel comment got 10 thumbs up. I don't think I ever achieved that on Google+. Nothing really special about it, but it is what it is.

MountainD18 I lost it at that part

***** thanks mate. The road to 100, lol.

MountainD18 I would seriously like to see Steve Urkel beat the shit out of this more pathetic version of woody allen. No urkelbot or Stephon shit. Just Lester and Urkel. lol

fuck ign

ign is right

0/10 No naked men and women in Maplethorp’s work.

You should see his photos where he shoves stuff up his ass. No joke.

7.8/10 too many flowers

Exactly bro. I thought the video was made in 2020 for a sec

Forgot how long the PS4 has been around

If I know it's there, that's all the motivation I need.

To be fair, this game really isn't that bad. It has some cryptic "where the fuck do I go and what the fuck do I do" parts, but that used to be common back in those days. The expectation was that you would at least have the manual. It's no Super Metroid or anything like that, but it's not a bad game. Just an average game.

That's every Hollywood movie about an underdog ever. "Somewhat creative" is being generous. It's a tired, hack-y idea still used in tween movies everywhere, and millions of books. Ripping off an old tired Hollywood idea is not my idea of creativity, but if that's what gets you excited, you'll love the new Twilight movie and game and teddy Bear and antiseptic and hemorrhoids cream and suppository, etc...

Move out 1.2 billion rocks

Hong Kong 97 part 2, starring Lester

@@whaduzitmatr That's quite unlikely.

@@Dannwond I see what you did there.

ROFL.

RRoD on Xbox One? Is that even possible?

That means it's unlikely that you'll die ;)

I fear more for your hunter than for you.

***** missing *an element. Also, thank you for what? Everybody knew what he was saying, despite the typo.

***** Who said I was mad? _You_ are the one who said "stfu, get a life." That's some projection right there.

+tibschris missing *the element.

true dat

I imagine TSA agents would hate Papers Please for the same reason.

Tell that to Half-Life fans.

Joshua Tell that to half the Overwatch cast too. You can even play as a GIANT FUCKING APE nerd.

Yeah, the Ape Dude rocks! Also, Artyom from the Metro games, he wears glasses, is kind of shy, runs a little library, and last but not least kicks ass!

TheDreReichDude Right, someone below in the comments had already pointed out and I only noticed after I wrote this. To be fair, AVGN is probably making the point that if a game isn't really much fun at the start there's probably not a good incentive to keep playing to see if it gets better.

Or you could just play Space Ace

BUT HE DOES

He does....

He did during the game

I understood all those references.

Yep. btw, since it's multiple bats, I should also include Adam West, Val Kilmar, George Clooney, Christian Bale, and Ben Affleck.

HaHa! I didn't know what you were talking about, but then I realized you were making references, nice!

Don't forget Kevin Conroy

seanmyster6 you sir are brilliant

But you forget, the challenge is to identify each flower, really hard lol XD

You thought ninja gaiden was hard? Pushover, watching flowers is the REAL DEAL.

let's be glad they didn't make a game of his art that isn't flowers ..

I mean, there’s probably a few rosebuds in there!

I know they say it makes Ghosts and Goblins look like child’s play

Yeah, it does slurp coagulated donkey jizz through my grandmother's anus. It's mainly just awful reality TV. Don't get me wrong, most reality shows are bad (with the exception of Mythbusters, My Cat From Hell, and a select group of Japanese game shows), but the crap today is just excruciatingly ungodly.

Jon Kelley Shark Tank, Bar Rescue, Restaurant/Hotel Impossible, Intervention... All actually pretty badass reality TV shows..

Bar Rescue? That's a show? That sounds awesome.

yeah like ed edd n eddy

***** :-)

for the look up and down thing that is kinda cool (for an Nes or Snes title anyways, looking all around is kind of a thing a lot of modern games let you do) reminds me of Mario World where you could hold Up/Down and iirc holding L or R or something similar while looking up/down would Lock the camera

Also it you fall while crouching, you won't take fall damage

Your avatar says otherwise.

To be fair, The Amazing World of Gumball is pretty funny.

Tfw analog TV is dead

I cant wait for Lester The Unlikely 8 on the XBOX 260 Version 1.0

While you're waiting for that, I'm waiting for Lester the Unlikely 10 on LGN Art

damn son whered you find this

Is it on 420 spooky street

k brah

This post lead me to some terrible places...

You warned me, but I looked anyway. I was a fool.

ii121 That would be a pretty cool game. Imagine Castlevania™ starring hardcore BDSM leathermen with a soundtrack by Mapplethorpe's former punk paramour Patti Smith.

It would still be better than Halo or Call Of Duty.

It would probly still be better than sonic boom.

He sounds so incredulous lmao

“Jump.” “Ugh, what is he, humping the air now?”

To be fair, you did go to Walmart, where i'm sure you'll meet all sorts of characers form around the world.

Was he tired of being asked if his name was Lester?

You: Lester? The guy: Oh.

Also he took homoerotic photos. Look it up if you don't trust me.

There Is Another Nah, that was his son. He went from picking flowers to deflowering woman.

***** Really? I must investigate

ChickenPika Mapplethorpe*

I happen to like modern art

Meanwhile, Lester 10 only exists in my nightmares.

Lester 11, you put the game in and there is no game, the disc is instead filled with MLP doujins.

Lester 12, the game is made out of concentrated asbestos designed to kill you in one whiff.

The game falls apart with one pathetic, "Ouh."

Lester the unlikely 13 you become so unlucky from owning the game they every 30 seconds something awful happens to you

To be fair, it worked for the OddWorld games because they were slow, methodical, puzzle platformers that required you to be more attentive, not to mention Abe himself wasn't exactly the definition of "strong." He was a janitorial worker at a factory...and SLAVE labor at that! If he were ripped, it'd be a question of "well why doesn't he just beat the shit outta his Glukkon bosses who want to turn Abe and his Mudokkon buddies in to New N' Tasty treats?", so having him die fairly easily to even falling too great a height makes a bit more sense than a bobcat with a white T-shirt emblazoned with a red exclamation point and the "comedic wit" of Pauly Shore starring in a Sonic-style fast-paced side-scrolling platformer...side-note, I cannot BELIEVE I just compared Bubsy to Sonic; for that, I just a few seconds ago received a mach-speed bitch-slap from the blue blur himself! XD

@@bluestreaker9242 Oddworld was the shit. Becoming the Shrykull is a motherfuck'n ｍｏｏｄ

Donkey Kong had fall damage.....

*Prince of Persia has wntered the chat

Mario 64 and banjo kazooie have fall damage. 👀

3: Zubat used Supersonic! (insert Pokémon here) became confused! (insert Pokémon here) is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!

OHHHHHHHHHHH

+Quimper111 Lester The Unplayable.

+Quimper111 There's something adorable about his stumbling and fumbling though.

+Ill headbutt ur nan perfect impression(:

+Quimper111 And someone ran it at Awesome Games Done Quick 2016! Finished the game in 17:22!

Tomb Raver technically you don’t play as them

*looks at a traded Pokémon too high of a level relative to progress*

Schroeder M. Schulz I love your username!

That's not what "prequel" means.

You misunderstand. This is implying that Lester Crest of GTA V is the protagonist in this game. Making it his origin story, or a "prequel", as it were.

@@spartanforce7 honestly they do look similar. they are both nerds, have glasses, sound pretty similar.

I never got beyond the tribal village. Wonder how far I was from the abilities you're describing.

It's just little errors, like that climbing sequence, bird pf doom, Item and Weapon two slots (may be it will make more sense in the further game), non-distinguishing weapons, which turned potentially one of the cleverest premises into an AVGN material.

I might get a Super Gentendo to play that, now that you talk about it.

Wait, seriously, that actually happens? I _just_ made a comment saying how that'd make the game much better.

Dreadjaws Yes, it does happen. I won't give away the ending in detail, but we get a screenshot of Lester laying on a beach and ripped like a body builder.

Shishi "the fifth game isn't even a game. It's just a bag of shit that says Lester the Unlikely 5 on it"

I find this part amusing too!

Hah, real shit.

@@Killerbeast-hx5qp The best of the series.

***** What console is that game on?

***** Never owned one before

***** It was also available for the SNES

***** Yeah, I know cause I had a real copy of it. Freakiest and creepiest thing I ever saw as a kid x.x Need to emulaet/buy it again so I can try to beat it

***** I know right? Lester the Unlikey: From using sissy kicks on turtles and crabs to helping Michael, Franklin, and Trevor in their heists

Lord Castanza eh. The graphics look fine to me

That's his quote, not mine. I agree I think they look fine too.

+Lord Castanza The graphics are quite mediocre. They're technically good, but the style is generic and somewhat ugly. This is, of course, subjective.

Lord Castanza The graphics were nice in my opinion.

Phobos Orion That is, of course, subjective.

For me, King's Quest VI.

The Sims.

*trades a Pokémon higher level than my progress would allow full obedience* *tries to use it* *it disobeys* *surprised Pikachu face*

MOTHER 3? WHY? WHERE? HOW?

Hawl and Sera The Shapeshifting Cyber Spider Tigress how LEGO Indiana Jones?

What a weird way to say "Why the fuck was he not atleast DLC?"

If DLC means Definitely Liable to Cry, then yes.

Lily Black DLC means Downloadable Content.

You kinda missed the joke.

he probably will be picked for smash before waluigi

+Tommi Koistinen I'll stick with GOOD sequels on the PS4, like Batman: Arkham Knight, thank you very much.

SpeedyEric1 Lester>Batman

Tommi Koistinen ...I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

+Tommi Koistinen Not me. I don't want that pile of shit ruining my beloved PS4!

I wouldn't count on the game being released.

It's still true

Can I pay with poop?

@@Sypaka yes

O B J E C T I O N

Seeing as Shaq Fu and Bubsy got reboots, why not.

@@asmodeus58XX seems legit.

Using a Crossiant as a weapon.

Killerbeast 2508 Nah man, a Waddle Dee from KIRBY would annihilate this guy.

That is why he has 1-99

Fast!

Hey, you ever seen a Totem Pole in a dream just... Being there, talking to you? I haven't. Or, if I have, I do not remember.

What do you mean?

Ola Lindqvist He's a comic book nerd, yet he's pulling himself up rocky cliffs using just his arms!

aah lol i get it now

HA! I GET IT! BECAUSE MASTURBATION!

He skipped leg day.

Adam Frandsen Lmao that would be any player's reaction!

“Oh what a cute hummingbird!” *shrieks like an eagle*