the reason there are five whole burritos left at the end is because Dan couldn't eat them until they undid the burrito snap

@@wishonpleiades6288 I can confirm, this is explained if you read the pop-up book series that the film was inspired by.

How was Dan able to eat those burritos with no training? We never actually SEE him LEARNING how to chew and swallow. This is OBJECTIVELY BAD WRITING. Dan is such a Mary Sue.

@@enigma19833 *It's mexican food, so technically he's a Maria Sue.*

all these damn burrito based plot holes. at least five burrito plot holes by my count, and i could keep goin. the plot holes are all over this vlog...

dominomasked Just another underrepresented cat...

And yet, the entire blog came to a halt just to give Amy screen time. Clear pandering to the feline demographic.

You should probably put a spoiler warning on this.

Same! Wow, glad I got to share this experience with another fan

THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS :(

dude...

I wanna be that person reading some comments before watching this and having zero context

Comon mate! For fuck sake a guy cant even watch a sad guy eating some burritos

Read this two minutes in and walked out the theatre. He better fix that in the sequel "I know I said you shouldn't order ten burritos but depression struck again".

bigger cliffhanger than Infinity War

You spoiled the video now smh

yi

Nah, his mind goblins just demanded 10 burritos. It's a nice round number, and it's divisible by 5.

Well shit, it is now. Deep dude.

No, they’re chorizo.

I feel like the first third of your comment was really introspective, but at the end it was a bit heavy on fanservice. Nice use of wide statements though!

Major missed opportunity. Hopefully someone will step up and make that video, because it would be amazing.

@@Dorian_sapiens What are you waiting for? You're sitting on an EZ 5MIL VIEWS!

@@Dorian_sapiens I'm subbing to everyone in this thread.. this video better fucking happen. I don't have a good camera, I'd only get 40 views from some boomers..

DIЭD OF DУSЭИТЭЯУ I don't have a good camera, either. I'd have to lug my chrome book around. Evangelen Lee, it's all up to you now.

Dear God, this only gets more true every day.

Thankfully, you aren't forced to watch it... Yet

Except it *is* kind of true (also lmao I'm sorry I wrote like three paragraphs for a topic that didn't call for it). Not in the sense that we're actually rid of these movies. By all indications, Disney will continue cranking these out until the heat-death of the universe, because they've boiled the whole process down to a reliable enough formula that it's highly unlikely (or it will take the bottom falling out of Hollywood as a whole) for them to not make money on these. But I think for a lot of people, Endgame acting as the endpoint to almost all of the major plot points for basically all the Marvel movies up to that point provided a viable off-ramp. Like I cannot honestly say I have given a damn about any of these movies since then. And I wasn't like one of the anti-Marvel movie crowd; I *liked* a lot of these. But by the time the credits rolled on Endgame, I was kind of just... exhausted, for lack of a better term? It was so many movies, for so long, all building up to this extravaganza. I was done. That was the emotional release. The end of a decade of build-up. There wasn't any reason for me to keep going. It's not even about the (perfectly legitimate) criticisms you can lob at the whole project, although those are fair and they don't increase my motivation to see the newer Marvel films. It's not even about superhero fatigue (although, again, that's not helping, either). The new movies could be legitimately good movies, genre aside (and maybe some of them are; I don't know, that's kind of the point), but it wouldn't matter because I can't *do it* again. It's too much. I'm burned out. And I know from talking to others that I'm not the only one.

The whole middle section was just kind of _there,_ though.

OMG man, you should put a spoiler warning if you're going to say stuff like that, some of us haven't seen the film yet

I can tell you're talking about Endgame.

I watched the whole video and it is nothing like that. It's just one guy eating burritos. It isn't even 10 minutes long, how can the first hour mean anything?

@@droidBasher Can't tell if woosh or if I am woosh.

Was there a sixty feet tall blue dude with his balls dangling in the air?

But not as much full frontal male nudity as I'd hoped

Harrison McKenzie Really?? I thought there wasn’t enough....

@@kseriousr Zack Snyder already made that movie.

Oh no. Alan Moore will be SO PISSED.

That was a real plot twist! I expected her to push half the universe off the counter.

41%

Your pfp is so cute!! Is it a picrew?

Because only Whedon cared enough to _do_ anything with the character, lol

Paradox Acres I mean the comic writers largely care enough to do anything w her ? like it’s def weirder to NOT be interested in making her cool as hell than to be interested in it bc she’s literally and explicitly the most powerful hero in marvel canon. idk how the films ignore that? comics Wanda could probs beat thanos on her own

@@BeccaMoses "canon" is a pretty bad idea. There are probably dozens of Marvel characters who, "in canon", became "the most powerful hero" for some stretch of time, often in year two of their solo series, if they ever got one. It's a lot better to focus on writing a good story than on "canon".

Well this comment aged interestingly.

Commenting from the future where she DOES finally get there

Yep, I felt the same. It was just a shallow Hollywood move giving lip-service to ideals they really couldn't care less about. It felt like a studio's marketing move. "See all the strong female characters in our movie! We're so feminist now!" Meanwhile, all the superheroes were basically "Abercrombie and Finch" models, and the only person who didn't fit Hollywood's toxic beauty standards was ridiculed the entire movie about "being fat" and "being less of a man"! You know Hollywood's feminism is fake when they support the toxic patriarchical standards for masculinity, 😒🤬 Thor, didn't deserve the ridicule and humiliation he got, 😫

“Sorry we fridged a beloved character!” “Here’s an image you can put on your feminist T-shirts! You’re welcome, Women.” (“This is what feminism is, right? Pictures of women all standing together not smiling?”)

@@galgacus832 Dang it! A more succinct ironic comment that extrapolates my point in a much more digestible way! Touche! You win round one internet nerd, but I vow to one up you in round two, 😼!

Aye, it's an absolute pisstake. Often is.

Not saying you're wrong re: the beloved character, but.. does every death of a female main character count as "fridging" now? I thought fridging was when a female character was killed for no other reason than to give a male character motivation or development (i.e. the typical "dead girlfriend" example). I'm not that's what happened to the beloved character whose name I won't spoil.

After the years it would take to make another avengers movie, those same burritos would probably still be safe to eat.

Avengers: Endier Game

Hmm, dunno, Marvel really don't tend to like making movies very often.

He can then make a time maschine and travel back to past then when they were still good.

@@amitthehuman Avengers: Postgame Afterparty.

Oh, boy, isn't it?

Maybe the real Gundren Rockseeker were the friends we made along the way. Or maybe he became a nuclear bomb, nobody will ever know.

Wait, what does D&D have to do with Endgame?

Luciano de Moraes Petersen Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this lol

Dat one is a bad boi! With all kinds of sinister magics.

nah man you gotta dig deeper into that hole and you'll find the ceaseless void necessary for those last few burritos

If you're truly depressed once you are full you can wait until you're hungry again looking uninterruptedly to the void. Easily getting to the 10 burritos mark

If you're depressed enough any size pizza can be a personal pan sized pizza.

What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there.

Hey, no spoiling Hobbs & Shaw.

Well there s a rat in the last shot and it's like because there's a rat in the force

Theon told them that. Or was it Jaime? XD

Is that a The Simpsons reference? Nice.

Im gonna demand he reprises the role of Lucas Lee

What? Dumbledore was dead all along! (And also Harry's father.)

I love this story, and I hope that someday, it makes it into a book or movie. Thank you for sharing.

You're the only valid one

Consider the rest an after credit scene.

i'm guessing you didn't have to pay for your ticket

Go beforehand. Don't buy 80 ounces of carbonated caffeine and chug it down during the previews. Problem solved.

@@aradraugfea But if I don't spend more than the price of my ticket on concessions, have I really seen the movie?

Yes! Seeing Amy be cute reminded me to get up and and give my own cats some attention. Cats deserve all the pats and adoration ^_^

PurpleGhost They must appreciate having such a nice owner! Even if they go full ‘cat mode’ and refuse to acknowledge your love and attention ;)

Avengers: Completionism

Inappropriate.

but true

I noticed that while my friend was watching this on their TV. He's got really nice eyes.

We didn't start the fire 🎵

Coco had similar line -I don't even think about you Or something similar

I had to scroll really far down to find this.

@@LimeyLassen For once youtube has prevented my bad comments from being seen.

What’s wrong with punching? That final battle was the spectacle we wanted, just everyone tearing in on Thanos.

Mordalon I felt like this final punching was earned a lot more than most of them

@@Mordalon Punching is kinda painful, not as much as getting punched yourself admittedly, but it still isn't pleasant. I personally would not recommend it.

@@Mordalon "you're wrong because we can beat you up" being the entire rationale of both Thanos and the people fighting him kind of sucks the life out of everything. Even the ultimate baddie these movies have built up is just a brainless thug.

Ira Shantz-Kreutzkamp Do you expect them to sit down and have a well reasoned debate? They both have fundamentally different world views, it doesn’t mean that they are brainless because they put achieving them over debating something that’s not going to change.

@Wednesday La Rocha it's been 12 years, we're not here anymore.... Please... Move on... We will always love you - Robert of the Junior Downey variety and The Four Chris-es

You haven't watched the movie, she doesn't just immediately save the day. And she has a pretty damn good reason for not hanging around Earth 24/7.

@@Mordalon be honest with yourself, blowing up Thanos' ship basically turns the tide of the battle and lets them have the fight over the infinity gauntlet for the final moments. She basically rescues the plot. She's not a Deus Ex Machina, because she doesn't outright *solve* the plot when she does.

@@JammyD2579 I never said it didn't turn the tide, but her intervention doesn't automatically win the day. The Superman problem is that he can do that, just win whenever he wants to, but that's not the case here.

Bruv he just killed her robot boyfriend 5 minutes ago (from her perspective), she was there to kill his ass for revenge, not talk-no jutsu him lmao.

I’m so happy for him. I’m glad that the character is still around.

Finally over? You sweet summer child...

Over for 3months till Spiderman's EuroTrip is out and then it's back for 11 more years...

Over? Nah, I'm sure they'll do a remake of Endgame in like six years.

Theres like 20 movies in the works we will never be free

I'm still surprised they haven't done anything with the Five years, like that's such a large amount of time that everyone just seems to shrug off as "Oh that happened." Even the characters who directly mention it like in FFH and MoM are just treated as side gags instead of people who had to suffer through five years of not knowing if their friends/family would ever come back

I still don't get why everyone treats Civil War like some amazing political thriller. It's not bad, but the conflict doesn't go much further than "Captain America fights the evil government".

Gotta watch the post-credits.

Why? They are still making movies. I thought it was great.

Mordalon I am just tired of the mcu. The super hero genre (especially the mcu) has become stale. I feel like every movie just keeps doing the same damn dance. Then we get a bigger dance when one of the team movies comes out. Sorry if I'm not making much sense, I'm getting literally tired from a long day.

@@TheFreakDownStreet Who's making you see these movies then? And lots of movies that share genres are going to be similar. What makes the films different and fun is in the details. Watching a Guardians movie is not the same experience as watching Captain America, even if both are big scifi action films.

And I guess spoons make you fat? Just stop watching them.

Mordalon The mcu isn't just similar, they feel interchangeable. All the same rating, all the same tone. They just feel dull. GotG is the only real exception, but that's mostly because of its space opera-ness.

To be precise, 1 hot burrito, 1 warm burrito, 3 cold burritos, and 4 burritos in the freezer.

if we're getting that "metaphorical": 1 hot, 2 warm, 3 lukewarm, 1 cold, and 3 freezer.

I did this at my school food place thing but it was that I accidentally ordered 89 hashbrowns even though I actually wrote "&a hashbrown" and it didn't even look particularly close, but they only made me 30 hashbrowns (and they were really angry like "here's 30 we're not making you 89 hashbrowns", and I just played it off like "oh sorry" instead of saying I only wanted one). But still a lot. I was a god.

It reminded me of that often quoted Bison line from Street Fighter. "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday."

Wow, these power rangers spoilers are getting out of hand

... I was only halfway through the first two books...

I scrolled down through so many comments hoping I wasn't the only person who noticed this.

I really want to see another Dr. Strange movie.