The way Karen looks trotting away from you is too funny. An angry raptor from the front, a derpy large muppet from the back.

The fact that Karen’s pen has a “live laugh love” sign hanging up inside is hilarious 😂

“Don’t get lost Michael”…..walks about six steps with everybody else then wanders off into the brush. Lol

This woman ALWAYS has her nails done, hair fixes, makeups nice AND takes care of all these animals and farm... So not only does she have for all the animals she also has energy for herself!.. I go to the grocery store and need a nap 😂

OMG. I’m dying watching Stanley pretend eat his pretend treat. 😂

“Look at your feather boa when it’s wet.That’s so embarrassing I’m posting this all over the internet “😂😂Karen was not having it that day

Bless his heart! 😂 Michael didn’t even make it out of the gate before getting lost.

Stanley’s sparse, frazzled hair and absolute ambivalence to Karen cracks me up every damn time

Thank you for the guided tour Amanda! As a FedEx driver, you have to pay extra for Karen's new attitude and we cannot promise to get it to you overnight! Love what you guys do! Thank you!

"Don't forget to shit up here so I have to clean it up, Doug " 😂🤣😂🤣💩

In a world that has ceased making sense, I find the Useless Farm a warm point of sanity in my day!

Just like a bunch of little kids going out for recess! Love love, love, they’re all so adorable!

I think at this point you should put a bell on Karen so you'll always hear her creeping up on you. Risking a surprise ambush seems dangerous.

Stanley's pretend treat catch 🤭 so cute! The white scrunchie on white mane on white mini horse is just too perfect!

I swear, sometimes Karen really does seem like she's mate-guarding Stanley from you. After her attacks she runs in his direction, like she's making sure he's still there and you haven't stolen him.

The moment where Micheal tripped over the bush trying to go anywhere BUT the pathway is a good visual representation of him having one a singular brain cell. Wonderful.

This may have been suggested before but I think you should make a pin-up calendar to sale featuring all those sweet angels and Brad. Hell maybe even Karen.

I love that Karen seemed to understand that it was not a great time to try to kill you when you were giving meds. She backed off. I love your animals and all of their strange personalities! 😂😂

Doc is such a sweet soul. I’m a horse person so I’m biased, but he just seems like the wise old protector. I love him.

Love you and your odd little group of weirdos so much. Thank you for caring for all of them in their "specialness" and for brightening the world! 🥰

Life goals. But maybe without a murderous dinosaur set on my destruction? Love these long videos, thank you for sharing your sweeties with us!

Is it me or does Michael resemble ZIGGY STARDUST in a small but awesome way? He does to me & I love it.

Love how you know everyone's personality and drop details about them as the video goes. 😊

They are all so adorable! Gotta say, watching a lama chew is mesmerizing and a tiny pony with a topknot made me happy inside and chuckle 😍🥰

Oh, the peace and serenity. Lol Love it! 😄 And I love these extended videos. Thanks for sharing!

Doug is lovely. Blessings to all at the farm

I get so much joy watching you with all your quirky animals! The best!!

I literally just came upon your channel in the shorts section, and I’ve just binged all of your vids…I just couldn’t help it😂. I seriously love what you do, and I laughed all the way through…and I really needed that. I truly envy your farm, and especially the dynamic relationships you have with each member of your farm and family….most especially, all that hot mess Miss Karen brings…and oh, that precious Michael…😂. I know it’s got to be a lot of work…but gosh…the reward is no doubt priceless….the personal relationship with each, and all the character and attitude each one of them exudes…I bet you smile even on the worst days. It’s a fantastic job you’ve done here, and thank you for sharing it!

You and your animals always brighten my day and I thank you for that and these awesome videos.

Love the names you've given to your animal friends.....and Karen suits her to a T!

I’m new to ur channel and loving every second 😁😁🤣 I’m a fellow Canadian with a couple horses and dogs and that takes time to look after. I commend u on your dedication to ur animals. Says a lot about who you are. Also your gentle sarcasm sets the stage. Keep the videos coming 😁🤗

I could watch you walking around with the animals all day. I love your short videos but if you ever have time, we'd love some more of the longer ones like todays. I love channel and all of your animals. 🖤

The Joy of Useless Farm 🥰😊💙 Thanks!

Am I the only one that loved her SWAT Team style kick to goose and duck house?

Going thru a rough time, needed to smile and laugh and you and the all the crazy babies are a delight. Thank you! I have to say, Stanley and Michael have my heart.

Watching these videos make me miss my younger peaceful days growing up with all the farm animals that was my daily job to care for. Even the ones that had additudes like Karen I miss. They all have their personalities just like us and now coming up on 60 I'd much rather deal with farm animals than people. Don't ever stop doing what your doing...please.

Micheal needs his own channel and film crew! He is a legend in our minds--not so much his! 😂😂

It's obvious what Michael was doing. He was crowing like a rooster.🤣🤣

Omgoodness!! Stanley is so funny eating his pretend treats. He even throws his head back like hes really eating a treat. So funny!!! ❤❤❤

"Who's ripping furs?" 🤣🤣🤣 I love this channel!!!!

They are all really wonderful (yes, even Karen) but my god, Stanley is a GEM! I adore that boy!! 🥰

Always some sort of Shenanigans await you around every corner. Don’t think it’ll get dull on your farm anytime soon.

Emus look like they'd be awesome to hug. I know Karen would kill me if I tried to hug her, but I'd probably still try to. lol

They are each and all so precious and amusing. Thank you for giving them such blessed lives! You’re Awesome! 🌟❤️

I just came across your channel yesterday so I have been binge watching and my favorite is always Karen trying to eat you over and over again but Brad does play a close 2nd lol your added commentary is spot on very funny stuff

The routine never gets old . I could watch this motley crew every day ! Great job Petey ! (Amanda)

The peace of this beautiful space is balanced by Karen and Brad’s animosity 💕😆

It's always fun getting to hang with you and the farm. Karen's wet boa took me out! LOL

Thank you and the animals for bringing a much needed smile to my face.

Never thought I’d see Karen actually do as you asked before trying to snap your face off😂🤣 And then there’s clueless but extremely sweet Michael. He makes me smile every time I see him.

I had no idea Emu’s had telescoping necks. It’s amazing how much taller they really are! Thank you for taking us all on a walk! Karen gets me EVERY TIME! 😂😂😂😂😂 ♥️

So ❤️ funny Keith looks like he's crowing!lol you r appreciated Soo ❤️ much!

Love the shenanigans and going’s on at your awesome farm. Love from England 🇬🇧😊👍🏻

Your place is so beautiful! I just have so much admiration for you and just seeing the love you have for all of those sweet, precious fur and feather babies, (also Karen and Brad) is just heartwarming! Your videos bring me so much joy and happiness...... Thank You!!!! 😍

"You made it in" "you shouldn't have made it in" "everyone is jealous of you" *Doug being super stealthy and not at all obvious *

I just want to give Stanley a hug. He's so sweet.

Congratulations Amanda! You made it through another morning in spite of Karen's best efforts.

What a way to start the day with all of your animals. I love it so much!!💖

Absolutely Beautiful farm. Beautiful animals and beautiful lady who cares for them ❤️

I can’t even imagine how much money it costs to home, care and feed all their animals. Bless her for the love and care.

Stanley and Karen seem to be the exact opposite of each other....Karen is so hysterically scary and Stanley is great!!

Karen and Stanley's polar opposite personalities is hilarious. I love all the boys. Michael, Keith, Craig, Jason, Doc, Doug...all of them! Well...maybe not Brad lmao but most of all I love your stellar commentary throughout! Thanks for giving us a peek into your lovely world!

LOLL!! The commentary is gold! The snark is EVERYTHING!! New subscriber today. You're a hoot!😆

Jason is so aware of someone sneaking up on him. I love the cooking sound that he makes.

I couldn't believe how long this was. Practically Gone With The Wind. Thank you for your hard work, and great editing.

Was feeling a bit bummed out but that quickly turned around thanks to you and your awesome animals. I laughed so hard when you asked “who is ripping farts!?” It caught me off guard, and I so needed that!😂😂😂 Thank you to you and your animals for all of the laughs 💚

When you told Doug to put it in reverse, you really missed an opportunity to say, “back that ass up”

I swear while Michael was looking for his morning piss and the rooster crowed it looked like Michael was crowing😂

You brighten my day 💛

Seeing Karen and Doug roaming the barn retro'd me back to "Littlest Hobo"...travelin around from town to town, sometimes I think I'll settle down".

You can tell that she really and truly does love these animals by the way she treats them with kindness....maybe even Brad 😝

It’d be super cool to hear each animals “origin story” at Useless Farm. Not sure if you’ve already done something like that (only recently discovered this channel), but if not then please do. ✌🏽 Also, nice one taking care of all those critters. 👌🏽

I loved this so much. Amanda you bring light into my life. I want to live with the animals they’re just so soul soothing xx. Thank you for sharing your life with me xx

Oh Stanley loves those invisible treats.

This Crazy animal loving Chick is adorable! What a great heart she has.

T4S! A new attitude for Karen, FedX didnt bring!🤣 I love the kisses Michael gives! To cute! Have a great day!👍🙏😘

Thank you for putting a smile on my face once again! I love everyone, but I have a big soft spot for Doug. What a sweet sweet boy!

Michael is just done with the fuckery, already! Lol I love how the geese are like "let's get the fuck out of here!" I love your farm.

" looks like the best farm ever ...I wouldnt want be anywhere else 👍😁👍🦆🐔🐤

Thanks so much for the extended video! I am concerned about you tho in regards to Karen and the open spaces...she gets a longer run at you, and she's gonna knock you down and who knows what else she can do...be safe! I love these videos!

What a wonderful life. Thanks for sharing your day.

"Michael, you have no idea what's going on." A recurring theme at Useless Farm 😂😂

My neighbor saw me in the hall today and asked "umm... are you keeping a rooster in your apartment? 🤔" 😂

Thank you 😊 so much for sharing your days with us. You look nice Always

Karen and Brad seem good together.

Lmao Stanley eating the fake treats. He actually swallowed like you gave him something. 😂 he's so cute. I also love his crazy hair.

When they were running…made me so happy for them ❤️😊

Those hens in the background are very peacefull. You should record them and put it on a loop for 10h or so and sell it as Meditational music or "help with falling asleep" music.

Gary goose💀 I LOVE IT

I love that all those animals go off together into the woods to play for the day!

Stanley swallowing his invisible treat 💀 💀 💀

Wow Brad’s lovely vocals are so soothing

Karen is a BOSSY BIRD! But she is so much fun!

I absolutely love the names that you’ve given all of these animals. . Some of your animals remind me of some of my co-workers. That’s why I absolutely love this site. It brings me laughter.

Stanley’s cowlick bed head hair😂😂😂 he’s so cute

The happiest place on KZfaq ❤️🇨🇦

Love this morning treat with the fur/feather kids! Thanks for sharing 🙏🏼❤️

You and your critters turn a so-so day into magic. Michael is the best. Besides Karen and Stanley and Brad and Keith, and Gary......

Kicks the door open like Rambo, sweetly calls for Gary😂😂

Watching you guys is the sweetest part of my day! 🥰