Chuck Norris Teaches Dave His Martial Arts Movie Magic

Chuck Norris Teaches Dave His Martial Arts Movie Magic | Letterman

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@uncardedreviews9721 6 ай бұрын

"Letterman would not realize the full extent of his injuries until many years later..." 😂😂😂

@Max-po5sx 5 ай бұрын

Hahaha 😂😂😂

5 ай бұрын

Jajaja

@Fnberg744 5 ай бұрын

I heard he was nursing severe injuries during filming. Chuck had kicked his ass so bad it actually happened several weeks prior.

@chigz2 5 ай бұрын

This is the comment that made me lose it lol

@blackguytraveller7797 5 ай бұрын

This is the best comment!

@pinebarrenpatriot8289 6 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris calls the wrong number the other person apologizes for answering the wrong phone.

@Mr.Barry_Puddington 5 ай бұрын

Yes 😂😂😂

@peytonhorn2833 5 ай бұрын

That’s a good one

@jayprimo 5 ай бұрын

I never heard this one and I can't even 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@ismaeelf5166 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@luv2h8 5 ай бұрын

Nice

@user-lu9il2qv5s 3 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris jokes about Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith gets up and smacks Jada

@Sergei105 3 ай бұрын

😢

@lockonstratos9806 3 ай бұрын

😂😂

@corbind8193 2 ай бұрын

OMG 😅😂😂

@stefanostsiros4399 2 ай бұрын

He smack himself

@billdejean 2 ай бұрын

Good one. Will smith would never tae on someone his own size that coward!!

@youriricher1123 3 ай бұрын

He didn't miss, he was kicking the air, and the air died.

@LeeJF1 Жыл бұрын

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the car's look both ways

@C.D.J.Burton 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@kt420ish 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@antsinhispants8185 5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@makytondr8607 5 ай бұрын

Never heard that one. Awesome 😂😂😂

@Russell-yx8cv 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@3dsmaxrocks699 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris missed 2 days of school once..... Those days are now called the weekend.

@bcznmj83 5 ай бұрын

Those days are called saturday and sunday

@DrasticSkuba 5 ай бұрын

Yes, that is what "weekend" means. @@bcznmj83

@abwexposed9890 5 ай бұрын

Haha

@andyparky2716 5 ай бұрын

😂 not heard that one

@jaysonfederick5850 5 ай бұрын

😂

@RomanJan-ng6xe 3 ай бұрын

You: "How many push-ups do you do?" Mr. Norris: "All of them."

@davidtsarev3823 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@craigbundrant Ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.

@RogerDominguez-de4hj 6 күн бұрын

Lol

@Nak_Muay_Farang11 3 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris invented the question mark by roundhouse kicking an exclamation point.

@phlightmodel 13 күн бұрын

That's so cool?

@toysdramasvideos2110 8 күн бұрын

Underrated joke 😂

@jonnysupreme 2 жыл бұрын

When Chuck turned 16 and left his home he turned to his father and said "dad, you're the man of the house now"

@Christie_Love 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mynameisben5133 2 жыл бұрын

Y’all hype that man up to much Literally look at him

@V8AmericanMuscleCar 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Thecheese707 2 жыл бұрын

@@mynameisben5133 don't ever disrespect chuck Norris like that.

@chupacabra4897 2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@youtubescroller350 7 ай бұрын

Two legends in one shot: Chuck Norris and his shadow

@CarnalEssence 5 ай бұрын

Goat

@sheikhu1039 5 ай бұрын

Awesome 😂

@Dr.Rosenbaum 5 ай бұрын

😂 poor Dave

@83KJack 5 ай бұрын

😂 good one, first heard here

@NickieMonroe 5 ай бұрын

Lol!

@erikosd 3 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris gets out of the car, his bodyguard feels safe

@bluemoon8498 3 ай бұрын

When chuck norris went outside today, the sun hid behind the moon.

@JakeNaar09 6 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor looked at the parents and said, "It's a man"

@zerohero6602 5 ай бұрын

Good one

@WokerThanThou 5 ай бұрын

The Doctor said, _"I'm not slapping him - you do it."_

@ishmael272 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle

@robshighlights6431 5 ай бұрын

You see you’re wrong there. Chuck Norris delivered himself

@becks23mt 5 ай бұрын

And he isn’t? 🤷🏿‍♂️

@joshuafarfan6503 Жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris was the best man at his own wedding.

@carlosbrown9144 5 ай бұрын

Obviously if he married the woman 😂

@WayneAntonio 5 ай бұрын

💯🤙😅

@mctommed8604 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@bruceolga3644 5 ай бұрын

Ewe huemans should be more aware 👁️

@antisocialborn 5 ай бұрын

😂

@AndreyShorin-zl9qf 4 ай бұрын

А между тем Чак Нориссу 10 го марта исполнилось уже 84 года - легенда в строю ))))

@user-wz6kc1kz3z 3 ай бұрын

Это 84 годам исполнился Чак вообще то🎉

@user-oi4my3rd5y 3 ай бұрын

Согласен

@ANGERFIST.....975 3 ай бұрын

Акуеть

@Aldan55 3 ай бұрын

Охринеть

@user-qh4bc7ev6r 3 ай бұрын

Да ну Гүльбану, серьезно?

@IZUKU_MIDORIYA74729 4 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn't walk. The earth moves him

@januszR 3 ай бұрын

He moves the earth?

@IZUKU_MIDORIYA74729 3 ай бұрын

@@januszR no the earth moves for him

@manoman0 3 ай бұрын

@@IZUKU_MIDORIYA74729 Out of respect.

@IZUKU_MIDORIYA74729 3 ай бұрын

@@manoman0 out of fear....and respect

@Flyingwoodchuck51 16 сағат бұрын

Tristate*

@Sneakybeaky27 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

@supermetroid009 5 ай бұрын

This!

@Yelenots 5 ай бұрын

Clever 😊

@coldmoonlight6361 5 ай бұрын

Nice

@Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu 5 ай бұрын

😂

@oliverklozhoff 5 ай бұрын

I actually laughed out loud at this!

@stewstyle 5 ай бұрын

Before this lesson from Chuck Norris, Dave’s last name was Letterboy.

@samsham8218 5 ай бұрын

LMAO!!!!

@brandonsommers3945 5 ай бұрын

Underrated comment here!!!

@richg968 5 ай бұрын

😂

@Lord_OTD 5 ай бұрын

Okay. I’ll take it. Good shxt mate 😂😂😂.

@Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu 5 ай бұрын

😂

@greglowe4609 4 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris wins in chess...its always "Chuckmate"

@yusufb7532 4 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn't push up, he pushes the earth down.

@punchline43 2 ай бұрын

Down.

@lemiless 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn't kill you with his kick. He misses by a quarter inch, then laughs confidently, and you just die out of respect.

@cua7180 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@josephlosoya9660 5 ай бұрын

I'm dead 😂😂😂

@jose98937 5 ай бұрын

@OnceABustAlwaysABust 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@averagechadlegionary5824 5 ай бұрын

If that’s what Chick can do then I’d be terrified to see what Chuck is capable of. 💀

@tigernorm713 Жыл бұрын

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls off Chuck Norris

@offspringfan89 Жыл бұрын

I'm gonna steal this one 😂

@harryballs112 7 ай бұрын

That's good

@ravecousins2882 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂👍

@mustafanazifart 5 ай бұрын

good 😂

@Bert_de_Wit 5 ай бұрын

This one is one of my favourites.

@AvsegnoGrisiewky 3 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris can pardon the President

@antoinetran6902 4 ай бұрын

I studied tae kwon do for 10 years and that sidekick he threw was textbook form. Only an experienced martial artist can see how perfect that kick was. I can tell he's a master.

@teoquero3628 3 ай бұрын

Black belt

@joseflorian6621 Ай бұрын

You know Chuck Norris was a karate world champion for 6 years straight he wasn’t just kicking people around in movies

@dezbro79 5 ай бұрын

They were going to name a street after Chuck Norris. But nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

5 ай бұрын

Ja, ja, ja 😂

@paulbell4062 5 ай бұрын

Very underrated comment 👏

@smokescreenFromThe6ix 5 ай бұрын

💯💯💯

@george2113 5 ай бұрын

Bruce Lee humbled CN

@LeeAdrian777 5 ай бұрын

How do you do it? 😆

@EchoRhythmMusic 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

@uakovec 5 ай бұрын

😂

@aaronobenour6126 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@yarinbranth8358 Ай бұрын

Chuck Norris isn't laughing, it's air trying to escape.

@thecoach1683 3 ай бұрын

Thank you Chuck Norris for punching the moon in front of the sun yesterday.

@lucassouza5370 3 ай бұрын

He didn't miss by one inch, the inch missed by one Chuck Norris

@slideryt 7 ай бұрын

Came here for the Chuck Norris jokes. Wasn’t disappointed👍

@chrisstevens-xq2vb 5 ай бұрын

Chuck is a Neanderthal..no joke

@FrostRare 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for the heads up. I came here for the same reason. Now I can get cozy and fix a muzzle to my face so I don’t cause a public disturbance as I laugh my guts out.

@AdamBechtol 5 ай бұрын

:)@@FrostRare

@rockmcdwayne1710 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris learned that nothing can kill him so, one day he tracked down nothing and killed it first!

@drew7155 5 ай бұрын

They're there

@RinzlerAkira 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 20 people… Then the grenade exploded.

@XAMAKA... 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 good one

@abwexposed9890 5 ай бұрын

Lol

@thebluelightmemory4355 5 ай бұрын

God I miss chuck Norris memes 😂

@PortoAtenas96 5 ай бұрын

Jajaja

@Shoo7er09 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@aleksejssuharevs866 3 ай бұрын

I absolutely love those Chuck Norris memes below!

@waltervetri2476 4 ай бұрын

I still watch Bruce and Chuck movies Love you guys .Vetri South Africa 🙏🇿🇦🙏

@artemvsilevich4212 3 ай бұрын

What's the weather like now? It's raining here. I'm from Germany. I also love these films very much. I consider them legends!

@waltervetri2476 3 ай бұрын

@@artemvsilevich4212 South Africa is beautiful everyday but of course to be honest we did have a short spell of rsin today ..Take care .Love German cars too.Vetri South Africa .

@MarkBlaine-ez4bu 5 күн бұрын

Sunny and mild here in the heart of America K.C., Missouri.

@vegeta5402 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

@m4lteezzerzlp905 5 ай бұрын

Reeaaly good one 😂😂👌💪!!.

@juanwhoreneedood1143 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@tomigun6913 5 ай бұрын

U mean chuck norris doesn't read books. The books gain knowledge from chuck

@user-we7km8rr4v 5 ай бұрын

but unfortunately he is nothing in front of bruce lee😂

@VictorYami 5 ай бұрын

@@user-we7km8rr4vwrong. Bruce Lee is dead, Chuck Norris is not. I rest my case.

@chljurado 2 жыл бұрын

"Fun fact" ... Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

@blueunicornhere Жыл бұрын

Ok that one's good

@rumpelstiltskin6965 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍

@georgevarughese4886 Жыл бұрын

Good one

@chljurado Жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... The horse is hung like Chuck Norris....

@rumpelstiltskin6965 Жыл бұрын

@@chljurado The gift that keeps giving!!! 🤣🤣🤣👍

@AneesSarwar34 4 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris has such soothing voice.

@dariusaquinosfki1131 4 ай бұрын

Tengo 45 años..estos chistes me hicieron recordar de la secundaria 😂.... Chuk Norris entra a un BurgerKing y pide una Cajita Feliz...y se lo dan..haha

@BustyBeaver 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris never lost his virginity because he never loses

@AlexLopez-vm7uq 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

@AdamBechtol 5 ай бұрын

@Havok_Official 5 ай бұрын

He's also simultaneously been with every woman ever

@meloehaze 5 ай бұрын

Chuck norris' virginity is too scared to leave.

@waltvs. 5 ай бұрын

No woman lost their viginity to Chuck Norris, they just died

@caprise-music6722 5 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris was born, he congratulated the doctor

@DaRulerNYC 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@gregorsamsa1364 5 ай бұрын

He slapped the doctor

@PBAdventures146 5 ай бұрын

When Chuck decided it was time to be born, he broke his mom's water and pulled himself out with his own hands. He congratulated the doctor for staying out of his way.

@PBAdventures146 5 ай бұрын

@@gregorsamsa1364😂😂😂

@PBAdventures146 5 ай бұрын

@@gregorsamsa1364when he heard the doctor crying he knew he was alive.

@artem01 3 ай бұрын

Even the mic registered the sound of the kick

@jiu-jitsujudo5313 4 ай бұрын

I have never seen this old man so young 😂 Chuck did have a lot of fun that day

@nunyabisness4300 5 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris walks into a room he doesn’t turn the light on he turns the dark off.

@SpenceReam 5 ай бұрын

Logically incoherent; no person, place, *or* thing is turned off by Chad Norris…

@JJLYKES 5 ай бұрын

Nice one! Lololol

@willgordon5737 5 ай бұрын

Neil deGrasse

@Gee_Morty.. 5 ай бұрын

@@willgordon5737hes your father

@hiStrangerM 5 ай бұрын

Weak joke

@micahmoore1511 Жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris can play the violin with the piano.

@daffyduckling6958 6 ай бұрын

At the same time lol

@PaulTaylor80 5 ай бұрын

😂

@mctommed8604 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@TinyWhiteFox 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@federicopalacios7439 5 ай бұрын

That's actually possible with modern pianos.

@Oliver_D_0712 3 ай бұрын

Norris= Low kick Van-Damme= High kick.

@Dulth 3 ай бұрын

Чак Норрис человек легенда!

@retepeter2305 5 ай бұрын

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

@craigdutton6072 5 ай бұрын

lol 😂 that was good 👍 😂

@jose98937 5 ай бұрын

@michaljakistam136 5 ай бұрын

Hahaha good one 😂

@shaunzaarrae3727 5 ай бұрын

😂

@pequenosaltamontes2004 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@funnelwebspider9078 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris wasn't born he was tactically deployed

@fireboltaz 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits

@oliverklozhoff 5 ай бұрын

He doesn't read books; he just stares them down till they give him the information he wants.

@justinbowen1183 5 ай бұрын

He doesn't request promotions, promotions ask for him by name fearfully 😂

@funnelwebspider9078 5 ай бұрын

@@justinbowen1183 Chuck Norris caught Covid 19. It is now in isolation for 2 weeks.

@justinbowen1183 5 ай бұрын

@@funnelwebspider9078 COVID caught chuck Norris, we now have a new style of martial arts called Co-Vu😅 I'll see myself out..

@user-pj9mt4ts6v 3 ай бұрын

Чак Норрис с Брюсом Ли в Колизее. Самый лучший бой который я видел! Пусть он и постановочный. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

@viktorpinneker763 3 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris is the legend who won all fights in the history😁👍

@jocopowell 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in and drove his mother home.

@dolwintchad9 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@michaljakistam136 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@robsonaraujo860 5 ай бұрын

Troca a cueca e segue o jogo..... Abraço Araçatuba SP

@SurprisedEarth-sw3be 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@michaelsinclair3321 5 ай бұрын

But was stopped by Bruce Lee and got a ticket

@jaksdt 5 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor until the doctor cried.

@brianliggins1828 4 ай бұрын

I love seeing legendary videos like this of Grandmaster Chuck Norris and Dave.

@GABRIELX_ASMR 3 ай бұрын

How did that man not EXPLODE from the first kick?!

@markhaluszczak7027 2 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

@giovanadossantos3235 Жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@Prof.Carlos.Siqueira Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@harrisjayarajfans3129 11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nothosaur 8 ай бұрын

Chuck doesn't wear a seat belt in his car. The car straps itself onto Chuck Norris for safety.

@Card_Asylum 7 ай бұрын

All the ones above and this one got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@adrianikeaba Жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris is the only person to count to infinity..twice

@Dude-tr6kj 6 ай бұрын

I hate when people lie about this……… he did it 3 times buddy

@harcomou8395 6 ай бұрын

Both wrong. He did it infinite times.

@user-wq6kw7sz5b 5 ай бұрын

И один раз до минус бесконечности

@Kane_Cain 5 ай бұрын

@@user-wq6kw7sz5b😂

@Snyper1405 5 ай бұрын

.....okayyyyy😐

@kez143 4 ай бұрын

Chuck norris is the only student that lectures the principle 😂

@crazykids7545 3 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris left home for college he told his father you are man of the house now

@makytondr8607 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris never makes a typo. The dictionary simply changes.

@Rael0505 5 ай бұрын

It warms my heart to still see chuck Norris memes all these years later

@mazusub8182 5 ай бұрын

I think he’s definitely Zlatan Ibrahimovich’s brother… because the world revolves around Zlatan with the same quotes as well! 😅 😆

@justinlast2lastharder749 5 ай бұрын

His spelling habits are why so many words violate the "I before E except after C" rule.

@Dpr3cords 5 ай бұрын

I miss the chuck Norris jokes , glad to see some people here know them well

@Reyesnino8763 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂agree, I thought everyone forgot Chuck Norris jokes after several years

@andrewdejuan4914 5 ай бұрын

You mean chuck Norris facts

@Edwardkwaps 5 ай бұрын

@@andrewdejuan4914😂

@VivoZzz 5 ай бұрын

@@andrewdejuan4914 Not everybody read history book some people doesn't like to read

@Adson_von_Melk 5 ай бұрын

It's funny that literally a couple days ago I was thinking that I hadn't heard or seen any Chuck Norris jokes in a long time and they are now outdated. Now I see this.

@kairozartstudio 2 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris stares at the sun, the sun goes blind.

@alekseynotbad4530 3 ай бұрын

Чак легенда, как и Джеки Чан, герои нашего детства)

@user-nz6cu9ep8s 3 ай бұрын

Джеки Чак и Чан Норрис

@TG3Gaming 5 ай бұрын

The Chuck Norris jokes I didn’t know I needed 🤣

@patrickzadelaar 5 ай бұрын

You always need Chuck Norris jokes.

@Eldron2027 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn’t age, He Levels Up

@nikeimizhongtomasch1880 5 ай бұрын

Damn the global leveling up system...Chuck Norris in TES Oblivion...good times

@brainhealing83 3 ай бұрын

И это не шутка!

@SajjadAli-lm1ow 4 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris is very famous for "Way of the Dragon" with Legendary Bruce Lee ❤

@hakimidrissi 4 ай бұрын

اللقطة الوحيدة التي أتذكرها بخصوص تشاك نوريس هي عندما وضعوا رأسه في شوال مع فأرة ضخمة و قتلها بأسنانه 😁😁

@davidruff7514 2 жыл бұрын

Legend has it Dave’s Liver is still bleeding from the Shockwave that was created by the Force of Chuck Norris’s kick.

@debacofzomb9889 2 жыл бұрын

You hear that sound when he kicked? Sonic boom.

@lavo-ld4wm 6 ай бұрын

😂

@insidemyhead22 5 ай бұрын

Literally tho

@abwexposed9890 5 ай бұрын

Lol

@janetphillips2875 Ай бұрын

Now we know why Dave retired .....😂

@spesto5067 5 ай бұрын

Jokes aside that first kick was crazy clean and controlled. Chuck is for real

@anthonyelledge7475 5 ай бұрын

Yes, amongst a lot of fakes in Hollywood he was the real deal.

@dunsmoregaines4239 5 ай бұрын

Yep foot inverted perfect form.

@jrw0707 5 ай бұрын

What jokes…

@Deadlypuns 5 ай бұрын

You can hear it when his leg snaps to a stop the noise it makes. It is a smooth fast kick!

@JB-qq1xz 5 ай бұрын

Him and Jackie Chan are the GOATS. Tom Cruise honorable mention as he does most of his stunts! Yeah yeah Bruce Lee too I guess 😂

@carlosbonilla6671 4 ай бұрын

Forever Chuck Norris

@PUPPIES_OF_PESTILENCE 2 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

@dirkvantroyen9170 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

@dekoflores3637 5 ай бұрын

Bruh 😂😂😂

@salvio2458 5 ай бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣👍🇫🇷

@Anatolich8883 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂🇷🇺

@mastermindbrain9269 5 ай бұрын

He isn't wearing a wristle clock. He decides the time!

@matt-jd6pu 3 ай бұрын

😆 😆 😂😂😂

@jessb8585 5 ай бұрын

When Freddy Krueger goes to sleep, he has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

@pungisotu 5 ай бұрын

😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤪!!

@MarsorryIckuatuna 5 ай бұрын

Freddie Kruger doesn’t sleep coz of Chuck Norris! 🤷🏾‍♂️

@danielweichel8629 5 ай бұрын

That's a great one!!

@dilloncrowe1018 5 ай бұрын

Actually, that's Dokken...

@user-gr2uc4pb3i 4 ай бұрын

Чак-красавец! Настоящий боец и классный актёр!

@mitiaymitiay289 3 ай бұрын

Как бойца, не знаю. Как актера, знаю.

@Colin_1977 3 күн бұрын

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris.

@saicloneshabazz7573 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris can't see his own reflection when he looks in the mirror because there can only be one Chuck Norris

@BenKIKON99 5 ай бұрын

Good one😂😂😂

@daniloandrade9428 5 ай бұрын

Nice 😂😂❤

@ercilio58 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@mond62290 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@SuperBobby1967 5 ай бұрын

Good one 😂😂😂😂

@tittifck 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn’t cut his grass, he dares it to grow.

@kizzaht 2 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, and now they're just known as The Islands.

@Nazarus1983 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer but unfornately he never cries.

@tigerbear1429 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for saying that one right after me cheif

@Kevin.Kelly. 5 ай бұрын

@@tigerbear1429Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer but unfortunately he never cries.

@johnhines623 5 ай бұрын

😂🤣 that’s the best one yet.

@consumablecorner150 5 ай бұрын

Actually he did once, and created the oceans. Do so again and we all drown.

@JB-qq1xz 5 ай бұрын

@@tigerbear1429well unfortunately, your years most likely DO NOT cure cancer 😂

@williamweir1547 2 жыл бұрын

If Chuck Norris doesn't go for his morning jog the earth stops rotating

@4Mikes4Mindset4 2 жыл бұрын

Shhhhh....it doesn't rotate...our secret....

@Pogbyfn 2 жыл бұрын

@@4Mikes4Mindset4 it does

@williamweir1547 Жыл бұрын

@@Pogbyfn when Chuck jogs

@georgevarughese4886 Жыл бұрын

@@williamweir1547 lolz 😆

@4Mikes4Mindset4 Жыл бұрын

@@Pogbyfn no Quasimodo it does not. We have been lied to.

@pawsnclaws2115 29 күн бұрын

Chuck Norris kicks are so deadly even the wind screamed

@thomasthetankengin7722 5 ай бұрын

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

@janetphillips2875 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@beautydollll 5 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris was born he signed his own birth certificate

@TURBOMIKEIFY 5 ай бұрын

Chuck his own daddy. And his daddy’s daddy. And his daddy’s daddy’s daddy. Etc.

@EllasPOSEiDON 5 ай бұрын

And he took his mom home from hospital. 😂😂😂😂

@noyb12345 5 ай бұрын

That's the best one!!😂😂😂😂

@klaytonvonkluge4905 5 ай бұрын

😆

@kimjong-un1088 5 ай бұрын

😂

@Jeremiah17910 4 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris was bit by a cobra once, after 5 days of agonizing pain the cobra died.

@soundtreks 3 ай бұрын

Did you hear the air that his kick produced against Dave’s mic? That is power and control.

@Vek_Zythe 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris once drank a whole bottle of Jack Daniels. When he was done, Jack Daniels said "I think I've had enough."

@ericcarson342 5 ай бұрын

Dude, not bad!

@joshuacutbirth564 5 ай бұрын

I hadn’t heard that one. Well done!

@DrewsterRooster37 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris did hit him, it was just so fast the molecules didn't even realize

@PhimjraiTV 3 ай бұрын

He’s 84 now 😢❤

@aaronottermann5824 Ай бұрын

Chuck punching the air infront of Letterman's face is the confirmed cause for his uncontrolable beardgrowth later in life.

@3dsmaxrocks699 5 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so his eyes won't hurt the sun.

@alanw2687 5 ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris drives over the speed limit, the law automatically adjusts to his pace

@ronaldohelfenstein 5 ай бұрын

Aí já seria o presidente do Brasil.

@timpounds42069 2 ай бұрын

when chuck norris says hello, the other person says goodbye to themselves

@domalbanese9691 Ай бұрын

When Chuck Norris does push ups, hes not lifting himself up, hes pushing the earth down.

@ohhansel 2 жыл бұрын

The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before going to sleep.

@maxmanchik Жыл бұрын

Godzilla doesn't come out of the sea because it's afraid to ruin Chuck Norris' lawn

@chrisburrelljr9270 6 ай бұрын

The boogeyman never sleeps

@aaronmock6157 6 ай бұрын

And Chuck checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood

@dynodave3808 6 ай бұрын

King Kong ain't got nothing on Chuck Norris

@A..Shadow.. 5 ай бұрын

@@aaronmock6157 Ikr. Two fake tough guy Hollyweird actors checking under the bed for each other.

@temetnosche Ай бұрын

DL is a legitimate legend. HE SURVIVED CHUCK NORRIS....

@yarinbranth8358 Ай бұрын

Chuck Norris isn't laughing, it's air trying to escape.

@Scratchingforcash 2 жыл бұрын

The day Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital

@georgevarughese4886 Жыл бұрын

Lolz ok

@darrellmfume4020 Жыл бұрын

funny, LOL

@manpower386ify Жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris built a hospital he was born in.

@marcvincentjularbal9548 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@william-uc2oy 8 ай бұрын

@@manpower386ifyYes he did just after he was delivered.

@Gun1Up 2 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris beard was on a top secret mission during this interview.

@asahall627 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@six9one754 7 ай бұрын

ahahahah😂

@j.bravoMP 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@paulmwilson62 6 ай бұрын

To shave, Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick himself in the face over and over again. Because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.

@elijahknox4421 6 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn't need to shave, his beard is to scared to grow

@Berserk99999999 3 ай бұрын

Чак Норрис настолько крут, что когда родился сам принёс маму из роддома! Когда Чак ударяется головой о бетон, то у бетона начинает болеть голова и проступает кровь!😂😂😂