Libertarian Dad Jokes

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6 жыл бұрын

In homage to Dad Joke videos everywhere, Reason's Andrew Heaton and Austin Bragg try their hand at one-liners, cornball punchlines, and "comedy."
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Written and produced by Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg, and Andrew Heaton. Shot and edited by Bragg and Bragg. Starring Andrew Heaton and Austin Bragg.
Music: "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod

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@thunderhound294 6 жыл бұрын

1- knock knock 2- GET A WARRANT!

@arthurobrien7424 6 жыл бұрын

Let's just hope the cops laugh with you, not at you.... o__o !

@davidmwayi8611 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed at this 1

@hhthhtvbhbvh3137 4 жыл бұрын

Get a warrant

@MM-qi5mk 4 жыл бұрын

I was the 420th like. Hell yeah. Legalize weed nationwide FFS

@Si_Mondo 4 жыл бұрын

@@MM-qi5mk Nationwide? Globewide baby!!!!

@cfo0621 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite is the good old Ron Swanson joke, “The government in this town is excellent, and uses your tax dollars efficiently.”

@andmicbro1 2 жыл бұрын

anti-jokes

@torchiest 6 жыл бұрын

This is a channel that knows its target audience.

@SH19922x 4 жыл бұрын

Knock knock: "You got a warrant! ?". 😂😂

@ethandew1768 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@lephantomchickn3676 3 жыл бұрын

Except for that time they said Trump should be impeached

@ethandew1768 3 жыл бұрын

@@lephantomchickn3676 libertarians dont support trump

@lephantomchickn3676 3 жыл бұрын

@@ethandew1768 Fake ones don't

@bsmith6784 6 жыл бұрын

"Knock knock" "Get a warrant" --- I totally lost it there lol. The secret to humor is surprise, guys, and that right there got me. :D

@ShankarSivarajan 6 жыл бұрын

"How can you disappoint a Libertarian with only one Llepo?" That was brilliant!

@Djarms67 6 жыл бұрын

what is Aleppo. God dam it.

@lordruxlinhogie5912 6 жыл бұрын

That was the best one, I'm still giggling

@JackDecker63 6 жыл бұрын

That's genuinely funny.

@bsmith6784 6 жыл бұрын

Lord Ruxlin Hogie me too :D

@UnchainedEruption 6 жыл бұрын

Not really, I saw it coming.

@bspeers76 6 жыл бұрын

"well, neither does nation-building, but people keep trying it." lmao

@DanTheManHibiki 5 жыл бұрын

Socialism too

@harryf2705 4 жыл бұрын

The funny thing about nation building is that as you destroy other nations you create more emigration to European cities destroying European cities. Not only are foreigners destroying Europe but so are the native leftists. That’s a real howl. They’re blaming Jews in Europe as the immigrants take over. Leftists blame Israel while Palestinians would rather be ruled by Israeli law rather than Palestinian law. That’s the funniest joke of all. The dumbest people are leftists. Somehow they’re called intellectuals.

@nickname8619 4 жыл бұрын

@@harryf2705 you failed to grasp the joke of this channel. leftists are just a scapegoat for you. your insults are meaningless to anyone else but you

@keystonelyte 3 жыл бұрын

@@harryf2705 ok there galaxy brain

@totaleXess 3 жыл бұрын

@@harryf2705 Europe is free to stop emigration. The governments that aren’t treasonous have.

@mojungle3054 6 жыл бұрын

W E W A N T M O S T L Y W E E K L Y

@Allocated_Brain 6 жыл бұрын

Don't you remember it being creatively destroyed?

@mojungle3054 6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like nation building

@thatoneguy2551 6 жыл бұрын

I want econ pop back.

@tuzmano1 6 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z5lii7ig0qypdac.html

@avocares 6 жыл бұрын

I just want Andrew Heaton, whatever project he decides to work on will be great.

@craftiebrown 6 жыл бұрын

Are there any "conservative" or "liberal" KZfaq channels or media outlets otherwise that will willingly poke fun at their target audience like this? I love Reason.

@lawrencemiller3829 6 жыл бұрын

This video pokes fun at abuses by people in the government.

@mackenziewhethers1257 6 жыл бұрын

Chris Brown Steven crowder, bill whittle, Alfonzo Rachael.

@arthurobrien7424 6 жыл бұрын

Freedom toons seems to be a libetarian conservative.

@user-bu4dp1di6v 6 жыл бұрын

Chris Brown The Young Turks

@fakecubed 6 жыл бұрын

Didn't The Young Turks drown in their own tears over a year ago?

@jeffmi2503 2 жыл бұрын

“I’m not sure that joke works” “Neither does nation building, but people keep trying it” I’m dead

@stephenrynerson5530 Жыл бұрын

Yes, due to an airstrike carried out without congressional authorization! ;-)

@medarby3066 6 жыл бұрын

"What is a lepo?" "God Damnit!" *walks off set* That was funny.

@petermuller8512 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's been 3 years since you posted this buuuuut... English isn't my 1st language and I don't get it. If anyone sees this, pls explain lmao.

@theocracygames4626 3 жыл бұрын

Garry Johnson, the libertarian member in 2016 was asked on CNN a question about Alepo in which he responded "What is Alepo"

@petermuller8512 3 жыл бұрын

@@theocracygames4626 Just saw this, thanks man. :)

@polyannamoonbeam 3 жыл бұрын

@@theocracygames4626 Aleppo..;)

@devinbuettgenbach2941 2 жыл бұрын

@@theocracygames4626 Obligatory Gary Johnson is a moron and he most definitely does not speak for all libertarians, most of us know something about world politics for one

@elektro3000 5 жыл бұрын

I love how Andrew Heaton starts out enthusiastic, and then you can see the realization on his face during the FIAT joke that this isn't going anywhere good...

@MRSketch09 6 жыл бұрын

"Police, we shot your dog, oops, wrong house"... oh man. That was funny.. but in a messed up way. If I hadn't read so many stories over the years where police officers show up at the wrong property.. probably wouldn't have gotten that one.

@Munroe031 6 жыл бұрын

I *_REALLY_* wanted that joke to not be funny, but it absolutely was!

@MRSketch09 6 жыл бұрын

That's "gallows humor" for you, showing up at the wrong times and being inappropriately funny

@Mandraquex3000 5 жыл бұрын

if you like messed up jokes, check out Anthony Jeselnik... he is hilariously dark.

@MM-qi5mk 4 жыл бұрын

It’s frightening as fuck. Especially if you live in bad neighborhoods.

@MRSketch09 4 жыл бұрын

@@Mandraquex3000 Well, Gallow humor is like pepper, the right amount is good, too much, ruins everything. And you get ptsd whenever your around pepper.. and go grocery shopping. Past battles flash before your eyes. Its rough.

@AusFirewing 6 жыл бұрын

"Neither does nationbuilding but people keep trying it" Okay, I got a laugh out of that.

@nithinsrivatsa4726 6 жыл бұрын

The Gary Johnson joke at the end though xD

@gullwingsyrp88 4 жыл бұрын

I kept replaying that one joke 🤣

@smeggie42 6 жыл бұрын

Omg the leppo joke pure gold

@alexclark9071 6 жыл бұрын

smeggie42 I don’t understand it, can you explain it to me please.

@MLGCaptainVirgil 6 жыл бұрын

Alex Clark Look up Gary Johnson "what is Aleppo?"

@Bones98 6 жыл бұрын

That North Korean had me laughing

@bsmith6784 6 жыл бұрын

already heard that one on Tom Woods' 1000th, so I was prepared for it

@guestimator121 3 жыл бұрын

Well, you can't complain to that joke..

@ictoan5966 3 жыл бұрын

It came from Reagan originally I think

@MarzoVarea 2 жыл бұрын

@@ictoan5966 it was told about Franco's Spain, in Franco's Spain. And I suppose it is older than that.

@originalbigmike 4 жыл бұрын

The police violence jokes in this have really stood the test of time.

@seanoleary4374 3 жыл бұрын

The communist jokes also!

@sirdavidr6064 3 жыл бұрын

Except they haven’t

@thomasmacisaac1503 3 жыл бұрын

@@sirdavidr6064 glad someone said it

@trublaze 2 жыл бұрын

Always have

@chrispbacon3042 2 жыл бұрын

The police of seem to be consistent.

@arrowmandelta 6 жыл бұрын

Wow. Face palmed so hard, not even universal care could cover the damages.

@danydady6851 3 жыл бұрын

So like, you lightly tapped your face?

@notusingmyname4791 3 жыл бұрын

@@danydady6851 LMFAO I was about to say that before reading your comment.

@TheDoplarEffect 6 жыл бұрын

I swear, Andrew Heaton is the best thing!!

@themanhimself1229 6 жыл бұрын

AKlover ???

@owlblocksdavid4955 5 жыл бұрын

Remy is the best thing.

@mirzaahmed6589 3 жыл бұрын

Austin Bragg isn't too shabby either.

@yonathankebede9694 6 жыл бұрын

Get a warrant

@CrimzinEclipse2010 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Heston is really trying to be goofy and clever, while Bragg is just so brutal and dark.

@douglasmacarthur8614 6 жыл бұрын

What is a leppo?

@braziboi3103 6 жыл бұрын

Why hasn’t no one answered this man!?

@goldlightstudeo 6 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nLWEkqWgrNannmg.html

@danielsosa63 5 жыл бұрын

A city in syria

@JohnSmith-ox3gy 5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sosa What is assyria?

@jasonterry1959 4 жыл бұрын

@@danielsosa63 have you tried not being on the left? asking for a friend

@AKlover 6 жыл бұрын

1:10 "The Police!!! We shot your dog! SORRY WRONG HOUSE!!!" LMFAO!!!!!!

@nicholasgergetz5941 6 жыл бұрын

I'm glad Libertarians (including Gary Johnson himself) are able to maintain good humor when the media disparages them. It's necessary to be able to laugh some things off. So grateful for the dose of light-heartedness that we get from comedian types on Reason. It's healthy for you.

@mlm_academyofficial2041 6 жыл бұрын

Gary isn't a libertarian he is a Libertarian.

@tarnweig3407 6 жыл бұрын

Big L or little l, you need one for leppo.

@scottdaniels8129 6 жыл бұрын

Or else it's "conservative that likes weed".

@jesseward4115 6 жыл бұрын

Calling Gary Johnson a Libertarian is the real joke.

@fakecubed 6 жыл бұрын

Scott Daniels hard to fault the media for that one. Libertarians never shut up about weed. We will forever be linked to stoners until enough people realize that it's a lot easier to convince people to your side if you take the approach of not telling other people what to do but still making good choices yourself.

@russellt.shackelford4968 6 жыл бұрын

"Well there's lots of differences..." XD

@bsmith6784 6 жыл бұрын

his completely deadpan character throughout was magnificent lol

@TheRealRealOK 6 жыл бұрын

Lol, the delivery made it even more hilarious. 😂

@savingferris8248 6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit!! You guys made dad jokes funny!! Well done.

@daniels.3062 6 жыл бұрын

knock knock. Get A Warrant.

@darnthatdreamx 5 жыл бұрын

No, YOU get a warrant. Am I doing this right?

@solventtrapdotcom6676 2 жыл бұрын

@@darnthatdreamx You need to replace your leppo.

@hippiecritegymnastics3311 6 жыл бұрын

Hard to determine what made me cry more: The jokes I laughed at or the ones I didn't.

@eire3339 6 жыл бұрын

I'm crying over here. Puns are the highest form of comedy. And if there's any form we Libertarians seek to achieve, it's the highest form.

@kandysman86 6 жыл бұрын

Chris Hodge puns are the highway form of comedy? Not really

@eire3339 6 жыл бұрын

kandysman86 not a highway at all.

@tissuepaper9962 6 жыл бұрын

kandysman86 Maybe in ancient Greek times, they MAY have been considered a high form of comedy, but most now are pretty fuckin dumb.

@kev1257ful 6 жыл бұрын

please, the Greeks were smarter than that

@fakecubed 6 жыл бұрын

The highest form of comedy is satire.

@SierraScout2 6 жыл бұрын

Still laughing at "get a warrant". Great job once again guys.

@sm5574 Жыл бұрын

Couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing! 🤣🤣🤣

@charlesf.5414 5 ай бұрын

Legit I watch this every year. The no knock knock knock joke pops into my head and just have to rewatch it 😂😂

@broaddesk2651 6 жыл бұрын

I NEVER comment on videos, BUT you two are pure genius! Only your StarTrek skit comes close.

@nicholasrusson8978 6 жыл бұрын

You have to admit that "Desperate Mayors Compete for Amazon HQ2" was brilliant, though.

@FloydMaxwell 6 жыл бұрын

"What Happened" is in the Top 3, surely.

@garretmontgomery186 6 жыл бұрын

This filled the mostly weekly hole in my life for at least one week

@bsmith6784 6 жыл бұрын

shoulda said "for most of one week" - missed opportunity there

@garretmontgomery186 6 жыл бұрын

Now I'm mostly disappointed in my self

@herbs4america 6 жыл бұрын

You guys have struck pure comic gold. I miss hearing from Heaton. I love the interplay between both of you Keep up the great work. I'll show this to everyone at work tomorrow.

@Dragon-Lady 6 жыл бұрын

Okay, that last one actually made me LOL. Nice job, guys. :)

@lupusalbus3795 6 жыл бұрын

I'm dead. I'm posting this from beyond the grave

@cfeigel 6 жыл бұрын

Fine. But please, no voting!

@codegeek98 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for adding the subtitles; I find it hard to make out what people are saying sometimes and really appreciate it

@SpencerFlagg 6 жыл бұрын

WOW. Just WOW. That was all gold. (also, you guys were amazing at LibertyCon)

@JH-hp3zs 6 жыл бұрын

You guys HAVE to make more, those were freaking hilarious!!

@kaijiesoo8588 5 жыл бұрын

This is my fifth time watching over the years and the last joke still has me in stitches XD

@MugenNiFukuzatsuna 6 жыл бұрын

Lost it at "Get a warrant"

@j.chiari4222 5 жыл бұрын

Police officers without warrants. 4th amendment I think

@j.chiari4222 5 жыл бұрын

I lost the FIAT one

@ZacValentine 6 жыл бұрын

I can't stop watching!!! My favorite ReasonTV clip EVERRRR!!!!

@jacobsonmg 6 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, literally having to pause every 10 seconds because laughing too hard.

@srider33 6 жыл бұрын

I love Bragg! He's added a lot to the comedy of Heaton's quality work..

@crossofintimidation 6 жыл бұрын

Lolbertarianism

@SpencerFlagg 6 жыл бұрын

#lolbertarianism

@MisterCharlton 6 жыл бұрын

Main difference between a libertarian and a lolbertian: libertarians are consistent lolbertarians say they are libertarians but are actually hypocrites who support Trump

@Mike-zx7lq 6 жыл бұрын

I didn't think about that. This is true lolbertarianism!

@MisterCharlton 6 жыл бұрын

What, what I said?

@mackenziewhethers1257 6 жыл бұрын

Oceanjal now there's a movement I can get behind!

@CaedusRising 6 жыл бұрын

I miss mostly weekly, but this might seriously be the best thing Reason has ever done.

@neuromancer9k 6 жыл бұрын

Still want mostly weekly, but good to have Andrew around to counter John Oliver.

@mattjiggy 6 жыл бұрын

This is the best thing you've ever done.

@scottlewis6611 5 ай бұрын

Guys...that is GENIUS. Well done. Bravo!!!!

@perfectlyGoodInk 6 жыл бұрын

The delivery was perfect. Tears are streaming down my cheeks as I type this.

@brianbagnall3029 6 жыл бұрын

That was good. Probably took several takes to get through with no smiles.

@julien8629 6 жыл бұрын

This pleases me greatly.

@Chris_Tian_1156 6 жыл бұрын

Please tell me there is a second part coming, this was outstanding!

@phillipgraham1422 6 жыл бұрын

The communism one was funny.

@AdrienDelstanche 6 жыл бұрын

Philly 737 nothing's funny about communism

@stanislaskowalski7461 6 жыл бұрын

Everything is funny about communism. Or tragic as well.

@user-jq1zr3uf7r 6 жыл бұрын

Well fortunately, the rise not up to you (or me), the communist world revolution is inevitable, and only a matter of time. I would guess, 40 years tops.

@SeaJay_Oceans 5 жыл бұрын

I can't complain about that.

@mirzaahmed6589 3 жыл бұрын

It's old.

@jbylin 2 жыл бұрын

This is now one of my go to videos when I want to add joy to my life. I have a 13 year old jerk and someday he will grow up and like this stuff. He is usually the reason i need to find youtube release. The both of you are awesome. In have a BA from a good college, and i have words, but this video is so f****** funny.

@monicazale7995 6 жыл бұрын

"Knock knock," "get a warrant." Oh my God that delivery was perfect I haven't had a belly laugh like that in a long time. Just for that I'll give your creative distruction a chance.

@JPG.01 3 жыл бұрын

3 years later, I'm still giggling at the Leppo one.

@Johnny13Tube Жыл бұрын

I have been waiting for so many years for a reporter to ask Joe or Trump "what do you think about Aleppo? "

@LivefreeanddiyTv 6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha this was fantastic!

@nicholasleclair8711 6 жыл бұрын

This is probably the funniest thing on youtube

@JETZcorp Жыл бұрын

I just realized, Beard Man over-explaining the joke is probably trying to imitate Norm MacDonald. For some reason, no one on Earth could make that funny except Norm.

@samuelking4723 8 ай бұрын

That “what is aleppo” joke was golden

@ericmitchell985 6 жыл бұрын

Fifteen seconds in and already left a like.

@cmtptr 6 жыл бұрын

Eric Mitchell boy are you going to be sorry. It really takes a downward turn at 17 seconds.

@calexanderroth 6 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying this is THE GREATEST thing I've ever seen. I'm just saying this is fantastic.

@johnmckown1267 8 ай бұрын

I first heard of Libertarians by reading a alternate history sci-fi titled "The Probability Broach" by L. Neil Smith. First in a nice series. The split point was at the point where Albert Galitin sided with the farmers in the Whiskey Rebellion instead of calming them down.

@micahmuch 6 жыл бұрын

What did the communist use before candles...

@TheMillerMilitia 6 жыл бұрын

I just got it. lol fuck me

@iagreebut5157 5 жыл бұрын

@@Death_Incarnate I think that the communists used to live in a capitalist nation. Since they can't afford electricity in the communist nation, they use candles.

@llamabahama4654 3 жыл бұрын

pure gold....fantastic work

@Gary_C 6 жыл бұрын

this video was amazing. make more please!

@dillonwagers2975 28 күн бұрын

Lighten it up a bit guys, that was mix of golden jokes and depression.

@Vorpal_Wit 6 жыл бұрын

Pure Gold. Keep stacking.

@seamonkey2010 6 жыл бұрын

oh lord i laughed a lot at this one. dont stop folks. real good stuff

@srider33 6 жыл бұрын

I like these two working off each other (they're still the MAYORS TO ME!)! Better than mostly weekly!

@andrewhorning6680 6 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant. Genius. Thank you for what you have contributed to humanity.

@random_eskimo_in_the_rockies 6 жыл бұрын

Okay, this is my third time back, and it's just for the Leppo joke. AWESOME!!!

@Siegetower 6 жыл бұрын

The 'knock knock' one. Absolutely hilarious I think my neighbours are sick of my laughter.

@ryanrusch3976 2 жыл бұрын

A moment of silence for Seargent Al Llepo, gone but not forgotten.

@nickbruce6859 3 жыл бұрын

I love the deadpan delivery

@GamerRadar 5 жыл бұрын

I love this channel!

@nPcDrone 2 жыл бұрын

The good old days of this channel

@MF-qe2wu 5 жыл бұрын

This video holds up really well on multiple viewings 😂😂😂😂

@Schoolforson 6 жыл бұрын

Salvation of comedy thanks for the laughs and jokes to tell!

@LouisEmery Жыл бұрын

Excellent jokes to tell my kids. I remember the Aleppo question from 2016. The ignorant media barely knew what Allepo was herself.

@arkansaslibertarian5051 10 ай бұрын

The irony is that the same media outlets that tried to make Johnson out as a fool now are defending Biden's blunders on a daily basis!

@gravelrhoads 2 жыл бұрын

I keep coming back to this mainly for the Aleppo joke. So good! Know yourself my fellow Libertarians. It's the only way we're going to succeed.

@rajaoc1 4 жыл бұрын

Much better than I thought it would be !

@VzRyder55 6 жыл бұрын

I just found my new favorite youtube video of all time!! hahahahahahahahahahaz

@Aaron-vn3ej 3 жыл бұрын

“Knock knock” “Get a warrant” “But....but...It’s your grandma.”

@kleetus88 3 жыл бұрын

how do they dead pan their expressions so well? Fantastic work.

@Justanotherconsumer 3 жыл бұрын

The thing I appreciate about this channel is that they aren’t above taking digs at libertarians too, especially when they’re hilarious. The North Korea joke is the best though.

@nicholasleclair8711 6 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite video of all time