Killed me when he put on the stalin hat.

Loved it!

Yeah, i LOL'ed for reals. Totally scared my cat. Best part for sure.

Spider-Man is also a big red menace.

I could not hold it at that one

Anyone who remembers 'The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny' knows Mister Rogers prefers swords. Doesn't mean he doesn't use guns, just that he prefers melee combat.

Hes smart too. Revolvers dont jam.

@@Jesusprayerwarriorbw They still have parts that can break, though. Yet we always see movie people snapping cylinders shut, a trope that's carried over into video games (even some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mods), more's the pity.

@@judsongaiden9878 Mister Rogers after shooting someone: "I said I never had much use for guns. I didn't say I didn't know how to use them."

@@davidwit7749 Quigley Down Under reference. Dig it! No one else will get that reference, btw.

is this self parody? I can no longer tell, they're ripping off public broadcasting and gave mr rogers a revolver to seriously make this hilarious attempt at a gotcha moment? i'm so confused.

@@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 It’s called self deprecation

@@armadillolover99 i get that but if you know any libertarians that is lost on them, one of the prerequisites is that it requires self awareness haha

Anyone who's lived a life worth living dreads that question. Especially since witch hunts are back in fashion.

@@nutbastard bUT yoU HaVE NOthINg to fEAr iF YoU hAvE nOThiNg tO hIdE

Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone. But some have sinned in ways unimaginable, the rocks will fly like machine gun fire. Just depends.

Lmao looking at this now it's even better.

Anyone with dark humor dreads it more than most.

Really says it all.

In my country the real sign should say "Made possible by the collateral of this countries mineral rights paying the people we borrowed from to pay for it even if we could just print the cash for it ourselves."

Should say "Made possible by the people who VOLUNTARILY pay for it."

@@volts7230 Hello Australian

tax payers collectively paid for these classics and these reason dweebs made a lazy video and gave you no money for it haha you got ripped off

I had to go back and play that part again because I was not ready for this at first and that threw me off lol.

"Who's going to charge me for harassing you without a warrant and who's going to give them a warrant to do so?"

I hate libertarians just as much as communists honestly.

Insta sub

@@GuyAWhite-rk3se One tells you how to live and the other lets you live as you please. Everything in between makes rules and takes all your money to inforce those rules.

We have a right to arms, which means weapons of war! Not just firearms! Heaton should be loaded with explosives, grenades, firearms, computer that can launch computer guided missiles and more!

After doing 2 papers on Waco I can confirm this is funnier than it has any right to be, lmao

@@kinghearts4497 Ya, I laughed until I remembered that my government murdered all those men and women and children for no reason.

@@sirving1297 I mean they had a reason. They had to show those weirdos who was boss - how dare they object to uncle sam making up excuses to raid their homes. "We may be baby killers but at least we aren't law-abiding citizens who want to be left alone to practice our kooky religion"

@ELfudgeable I’d argue that the Branch Davidians weren’t exactly law abiding (given all the pedo stuff), but the raid and the gun charges were bullshit. If you want to go after them for pedo stuff, be my guest, get a warrant, go after them. But the gun charges (especially considering that Koresh offered to let them inspect the place) were BS.

The problem with other political leanings is that they take themselves too seriously.

@@Lucky-ow4mk No, libertarians still believe in the age of consent. Children do not have the mental capacity to understand the consequences of their actions. I would say giving a 5 year old heroin violates the non-aggression principle. If you think libertarians are cool with abusing and exploiting children you are mistaken.

the other parties dont take us seriously, so we don't take ourselves seriously either. when you know you're gonna lose, no point in keeping up appearances.

@@Lucky-ow4mk what's worse heroine or hormone blockers ?

@@daa589 Depends, if you actually need the blockers then heroine. If you ae given blockers despite not wanting them, then the blockers.

I did a foundation location an it was 2" too close to the street. They could not put the brick face on the house as planned and had to side it.

Eminent domain too. I hate the piddly shit that the government tries to acquire land and clog up titles for. A sidewalk corner cut? Fuck off. The government jobs are where I try to bury time on other jobs that went a little over or I just wasn't able to fill a full 8 hours for some reason. Time and expense on call contracts are great. Sue us. I can get work anywhere.

@@IVANGROZNEY Someone should have hammered the monuments 2 inches toward the right of way. OK there's real legit ways to deal with that.

This exchange happened a few days ago (summarized for brevity): Government regulator: “why didn’t you do water quality testing?” Us: “Because testing is not a listed requirement in the permit conditions.” Government regulator: “It is now.”

Yes. wanting to rebuild a rock wall on MY PRIVATE PROPERY that was falling over... that children usually playing around... But I was told I may have to wait a week or two to get the permit to START rebuilding it. I told them, either give me the permit and I'll start rebuilding it, or I rebuild it without the permit. Either way was fine with me. After some more arguing about "you "cant" do that..." I was given the permit, and rebuilt the wall.

Sadly that's their right, but also not sadly that's their right

That, dear gentleman, is a problem that can easily be fixed, with a roll of duct tape and a bottle of chloroform.

Just get the government to force her to say yes by murdering half the female population and democratically electing a patriarchal government.

@@TheSm1thers Wow! Hail Lobster! 🦞

Reminds me of: "My mother told me that when I grew up I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out that's identity theft"

A good one

It actually is though not to dissect a frog but green eggs and ham was literally written on a dare; his publisher bet he couldn't write a book that had a full, coherent story in 50 words or less. I don't think he ever intended him to write it but he did. I might be simplifying the actual events, do your own research, I just find this bit of trivia amusing

Ted cruz

To be fair the original is just peer pressure promoted as a virtue.

But, then i can keep hounding you on eating green eggs and ham. Free speech you know.

FBIA

Im chilean and i didnt get it u.u

@@myxomatosisification Waco was a standoff between a religious group (including their children) in a big house and the FBI. The FBI got tired and shot in tear gas and started shooting...possibly igniting the building when sparks hit the tear gas, which they should have known.

@@Stevarooni they actually used incendiary rounds, even though they knew full well there were small children in the compound

@@seanoleary4374 thanks, I'd forgotten that detail. So ultimately...the FBI treated American Citizens with an openly heavy fist.

I died there ngl

Make Pentagon Library Again!

It's funni bc its true

I can see the damn video for myself thank you. Do you have any commentary of your OWN to add to it or do you just get off on writing a transcript of the video?

green is not a creative color

Oh no mr beat run

Senator: OH NO! Accountability! MY WEAKNESS!

Yes, I...also watched the video

I thought it was remade

My favorite Byden quote. What should I do next Nancy?

Should have teamed up with John Burk. Could have done more with a Ross parody.

Shit Man, I’d Pay For That

PBS now stands for Private Bitcoin Streaming

Same. I mean I ain't even libertarian but they seem like legit values

@@bidensciownworidbroughttoy4218 Absolutely. We need to have mandatory economics classes, to learn how to manage finances, do taxes, and learn about different economic systems.

Lol... one of those moments when you want something even tho its literally happening right in front of you....

Wow thanks!

People can walk.

Quarantine

Quasi-socialist economy

QAnon?

Amen! Its just fancy jargon for the FED printing more money.

Queer?

No it's a public space I don't need one

You invited me so I don't need one.

BLM Looter: I have every right to break into your home because Biden, and Harris gave me permission to destroy your property. They care about me, and my rage against the white man, and will support my mission to rid the world of white men.

@@Launchpad05 haha I'm a minority so that's means u can't loot my house I'm protected by my race card

@@mr.mayonnaise2095 BLM Looter: Black on black crime, and using 'the race card' against me. Isn't that a little 'RACIST'?

Yeah, something about the purple headed monster with his friends Baby Bop and BJ hanging out with kids never sat right with me.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣

Yes.

@@ArthurCSchaperMR Why even bring up marry who are so young

@@0011peace Exactly!

If you could just stop with the atrocious forigen policy, that'd be greeaat.....

@My Name is JAFO maybe he didn't get the memo about the new coversheet, yeeeaaaah, let's make sure he gets a copy.

Haha!!! I got my tps out before watching

Ummm, yeeeaaahhh... You do know we're using those new cover sheets on those to's reports. So if you could get that done and run them on by, that'd be great, m'kay?

We need to talk about your tps reports.

The chimes when he said that. DARK but so sorely needed.

@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 If a cop unlawfully shoots someone and and doesn't get charged with a crime, then, practically speaking, qualified immunity applies to criminal cases

liberatrians don't support qualified immunity tho so it was weird

@@karma-616 satire is clearly lost on you

@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 why couldn't they?

Explain, what beliefs changed, and what is the difference?

Australians turning on the hentai and preparing for a wank:

Reminds me of Any and Bender from Futurama.

@@Simon-me9fh Northern Territorians.

Heaton didn't even light that god damn joint!

@@Simon-me9fh Wait, is it illegal down there?

oh hey back cracking guy

Whoa whoa be careful they'll cancel you if they find out you watched this.

@@kassokilleri2ff because freedom of speech and thinking died looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago

@Eddard Tyrsson oh God that explains it how the small hats made money through exploiting the nature that protected them cute

Eddard Tyrosson, the book is about unconditional love. Too bad you can't understand that.

It's actually not the tragedy of the commons. There's only one individual interacting with the tree. Or is this saying that the tree is somehow part of the collective community? The point of the giving tree was that the "boy" had taken everything he could and more from the tree to go about and live his life. This is mirrored on the other side by the tree, which happily gave everything it could to the boy. It's supposed to be a story that both the child listening to the book and the parent reading the book to their child can appreciate (and all walks of life in between). You're all of course welcome to take from it what you will, but I'd argue you missed Shel's point.

​@Eddard Tyrsson "So we can all go and log an entire forest, because we learned from the giving tree the unconditional love of trees. " Out of all the widely varied interpretations of this work expressed throughout the decades, exactly zero humans have ever interpreted it this way. Feel free to provide evidence to the contrary. "If you don't see that it was small scale tragedy of the commons, you're missing the bigger picture." If you're unaware of a large variety of different, equally valid interpretations of The Giving Tree that exist alongside your own, you have some reading to do before you decide that everyone else's opinion is objectively false.

​@Eddard Tyrsson "I suppose if your entitled to yours, I'm entitled to mine." Mine has supporting evidence, but you do you. " I suppose I do firmly feel the way I do that I think it's objectively bad and I can't understand for the life of me why anyone thinks that story is any fucking good," If you lack understanding, what makes you think your opinion is objective? "but in no way am I actually saying you're wrong for liking it." Careful, making assumptions in the absence of evidence is habit-forming. "But yeah, I think this book and Shel Silverstein as an author are as overrated as 50 shades and Twilight" Probably because you've never read The Devil and Billy Markham.

I didn’t as I support the right to not violate someone’s religion over forcing an agenda.

The same baker also doesn't make cakes for Halloween and Transition Parties. Which is why they're being sued again.

@@dmgice activists intentionally ask him to produce what they know he won't do. The origin of the cake saga they went to multiple bakeries to find one to refuse.

@@TheJaguarthChannel we need to go to gay bakeries and ask them to bake cakes with bible verses condemning sodomy on and then sue them for religious discrimination when they decline. Only when this BS begins cutting both ways will it end.

@@jadedandbitter As an atheist I like the sound of this plan. Good luck to you if you try it!

@SEAN PETAIA communist

"The only good communist llama is a dead communist llama."

@@pauldraper1736 - Ghandi

I don't know, my vote for the worst goes to The Rainbow Fish.

I agree on Rainbow Fish. To hell with them greedy petty greyscaled fishes.

Oh hello. DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT TO BE HERE?!

That was me too!!

Left me cackling like an idiot!

It's like the Libertarian knock knock joke.

@@fnalley1761 Get a warrant.

Ohh it's the city inspector. How fun. What a tragedy your brakes still work.

Bob Vila hasn’t been on there for a long time. I’m not sure how long but it seams 20 plus years or at least 15.

@@TheoriginalBillBraskey Bob Vila is still relevant man. Maybe not "This old House" as that show went off the air in 1989, but Bob himself was active in Television until 2007. His shows are still available to re-watch on the website by his own namesake. Any adult considering home improvement will probably learn about Bob Vila. Don't forget that his appearance on Tim Allen's show was the best advertising of all time.

I've got ten years as a General Contractor going to the City permit office almost every day. Oh the stories!

That was so funny!

Amen!

It's the real reason Firefly was cancelled. I'm sure of it.

@@nutbastard I've never seen it. Was it libertarian slanted?

@@jdinhuntsvilleal4514 Yeah, and you should watch it. The main character was a Sergeant on the losing side of a war for independence. It's incredibly well written and acted, among my favorite shows of all time.

Tbh it is overrated, but it was pretty good and shouldn't have been cancelled. It's certainly worth a try.

Ok, but where is she

In a country where socialism has failed and that has an American military base.

@@StarlasAiko so we take a map from each category and overlap them

@@StarlasAiko germany, aghganistan, syria, bulgaria, yemen,are left

@@anemu3819 I believe it was two seperate questions. The joke being a typical game show has 3 to 4 options and those two questions have MANY options.

I think even George Carlin once said "its funny because its true."

This is parodying done well

Sadly, no Libertarian will see the joke in the mirror.

@@scottgillespie8011 sadly, partisans still think this is a " joke" that cannot become a reality.

@@scottgillespie8011 Nice chip on your shoulder.

Best comment lol

GLaD to know I'm not the only one who remembers that.

@@judsongaiden9878 Oh, there's plenty of us in the Newgrounds generation...

Too funny, that last scene gave me nostalgia for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny as well. I think I'm going to go watch it now for the first time in years.

@@Countdown3337 Tell Chuck Norris "hi" for me! (Incidentally, I think he'd make a great Libertarian candidate for President, as he's all about personal responsibility. And could totally kick any other world leader's tuchus.)

agreed

I've watched it four times just now...

I see you are also a man of culture.

De Lancie always knew he was sexy.

Oooof XD

And the motivation for the Oklahoma city bombing was, drum roll please...

Pog

Your welcome. It may not recomend it to me without your comment!!#

Will comment too

Yes, love me some Remy!!

Also, more Andrew Heaton.

If the Lorax knew a little bit of economics, he could have completely buried the Once-ler by shorting Thneed stock.

@@JETZcorp Or maybe homesteading some land and started a Truffula tree farm to sell to the Once-ler. Then getting the Once-ler in as a partner, planting Truffula trees, increasing the supply of fiber needed to make thneeds. And maybe branching out to other garments, and made a killing actually growing Truffula trees, maintaining a healthy population of them. Like how it works in real life.

Sense of humor and humility?

Comedy is proven to be great at conveying a message (that's why, for example, Stewart's Daily Show and Colbert Report were long running and popular shows). I'm a left-libertarian myself yet I do love these ReasonTV comedy skits.

I was wondering what this video was trying to say as it seems to be of two minds.

Same

Agreed! xD

@Baphomet Actually it's more of a "I like some of what he does but not all he does"

@Baphomet Libertarian and Republican both share an interest of not having giant government and having personal freedom... Since there is overlap I don't see why it's so impossible.

@Baphomet .....how are they opposites?

He did have all those sniper kills in Vietnam.

@@studinthemaking you think he chose the revolver over 1911?

He was stunned trying to figure out which atrocity he was referring.

This was the one joke I didn’t get, please explain lol

@@th.nd.r conservatives worldwide are melting down like snowflakes because the governor of a state they don't live in asked women for their consent to get freaky deaky in private instead of bragging about how he just grabs them by their private parts like a rEaL aLpHa mAn 🥴💩🤡💩🥴

@@xp8969 A lot of words just to justify sexual harassment.

I loved him doing 'viewer mail' when The Independents had it's short run.