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The kid stumbling upon that thumbnail: 👁👄👁

All the kids watching this found out Santa isn’t real the hard way 💀

Actually the story of Santa came from a guy called Saint Nicholas from Turkey who was a real person who gave coins and money to people on Christmas Day to celebrate the birth of Jesus (hence it being on the 25th, it’s his birthday) so now Santa isn’t alive but if Jesus reincarnated than maybe Saint Nick did too, nobody knows so for those wondering he is real.

You're right about most of us not using complex math when we get older, but I just googled jobs that use math and there's... actually a few.

I've been told that if your hand is bigger than your face, then you might have cancer.

The most lie my parents told me when I was little was that butterflies grow in your ears. Now as a 13 year old teenager, sometimes I think it was true when I already thought it wasn't

As someone who comes from a firefighter family, yes. Stop, drop and roll does help, but I don't know if you can easily do that in a narrow trailer. That's more of an ideal method if your body caught on fire (sounds like you'd just be running around like a headless chicken), but what really matters in a smoke-filled room is that you remain low to the ground because smoke rises up to higher altitudes. You can crawl on your hands and feet like you're Solid Snake sneaking around a top secret military facility, and that's effectively the same thing as stop, drop and roll to remain safe in a smoke-filled room.

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Man had a good father for telling him not to let shit slide.

I remember my parents would tell me that "videogames would rot my brain" but then would be completely ok with me watching movies and I would go "Hey, I use my brain to game by thinking ahead with strategies and stuff but when I'm watching a movie I just sit there" and they were like "...don't care."

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I feel like parents are supposed to prepare us for the future ahead and these lies just do not help, In fact I think this is the reason why so many people still act like children nowadays, for example complaining over small things, trying to start arguments or argue over something stupid.

I’m pretty sick with covid rn and was at a pretty low metal point but I just found this guy today and he has me rollin. Thanks for making my day better.

A big lie I was told by my teachers in middle school was that High School was gonna be so hard.

It's funny how so many of these were relatable for me, considering I grew up in a rural area in Norway. Really just goes to show that we're all living the same simulation 😂

So basically my parents told my older brother and sister one day that Santa wasn’t real, and they were cool with it but unlike me, I litterally cried for minutes, I’m sure that I wasn’t the only one… hopefully