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I Think My Neighbor Is Running A Cult.
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Күн бұрынIn every little slice of suburbia, there is always THAT house.
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@hityoutwo 3 жыл бұрын
This story has me cracking up. “That’s not Gain, that’s Tide! That shits expensive!” You’ve captured the HOA, middle/upper class suburbanite perfectly
@littlebaron5573 2 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest story ive heard in a whilw
@rynnziolkowski4642 2 жыл бұрын
Incorrect the author only captured the upperclass HOA suburbanite, as a lower middle class suburbanite, people like the mc would have been very politely asked to GTFO and please not come back ever again
@hityoutwo 2 жыл бұрын
@@rynnziolkowski4642 thats what I said
@occultamemoria Жыл бұрын
I work for a call center. I can attest to this capturing the spirit of that horror perfectly. I wince whenever I have to take calls for an HOA and pray it will end as quickly as possible.
@carterjeremy89 Ай бұрын
What's HOA?
@dalailarose1596 3 жыл бұрын
"Her essential oil business has really taken off" is the real fictional aspect here 😅
@arthas640 3 жыл бұрын
You can do great at an essential oil business, they key is to get into the middle or top tiers of the pyramid scheme rather then actually selling any oil.
@prestonyannotti7661 3 жыл бұрын
Her names Karen too lol
@Caleb_son_of_God 3 жыл бұрын
@@prestonyannotti7661 probably spelled with a “C”
@MC-zr6gc 3 жыл бұрын
$20 says Karen buys "crystals" and claims to be sort of psychic "empath" too
@dwarvengamesmith9726 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about her 152 subscribers. Woman is a full fledged celebrity
@alfiona7951 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, protagonist and his wife seem like the most annoying neighbours anyone could have. Nosy and up in everyone's business. The author did a good job of making them unlikeable.
@tashaconant5169 3 жыл бұрын
What? You don't mow your yard on Tuesdays? You monster
@arthas640 3 жыл бұрын
I've had random people from a local HOA show up on my property to snoop or to complain, their HOA was built all around my families property on 3 sides so they think our little group of houses are part of the neighborhood when we've been here for 20 years before the HOA started. They even once sent a work crew to use my friggin yard as parking while they worked on a nearby fence that wasnt on my property or on a shared boundary! Even had a lady once come onto my property to due to complaints about my yard and then she complained that my dog was in my yard, preventing her from coming onto my property. Extra stupid since they cant access my home from their neighborhood, they have to leave their road, get on the main road, travel over 100 feet, then drive up a clearly marked "private property" and "beware of dog" signs so they can travel about 200 feet up my driveway to get onto the family "compound".
@tashaconant5169 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthas640 get a restraining order
@jrcicirello 3 жыл бұрын
Just sue the hell out of them for trespassing and send everybody in their HOA a warning that any additional harassment from their association will cost them their freedom to run Nazi tactics over their neighbors.
@grimsgraveyard3598 3 жыл бұрын
They aren't that bad they just want the dude to not ruin their neighborhood with his disgusting level of junk. The wife was a little worse than him actually a lot worse.
@fraydizs7302 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that his wifes name is Karen and she is starting an essential oils business makes this story a 100/100 from the bat.
@bobbiedangette7649 2 жыл бұрын
Karen ... _and Brad_ 🤣
@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence 2 жыл бұрын
And Sean Hannity hahaha
@annalisanorman9013 5 ай бұрын
She’s definitely Facebook messaged her high school friends like “Hey hun, you ready to be a girlboss.”
@xterra4hire 4 ай бұрын
Idk anyone that watches Sean hannity that also uses essential oils, or that wears crocks, @@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence
@chef_lyfe 3 ай бұрын
Bahahaha! I thought the same! Damn Karens 😅😅😅!
@timd4524 3 жыл бұрын
When you're worried another cult is moving in. Absolutely hilarious story.
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@arisurec 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would see the day I wanted to punch a story. The level of smugness in the beginning is infuriating. Well done.
@yesterdayitrained Жыл бұрын
Agree. I almost stopped listening!
@astra1653 3 жыл бұрын
See, this is why you avoid neighborhoods with HOAs like the plague.
@arthas640 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, i'd hate to live in any suburb like this. The idea that everyone has a certain day they all mow the lawn is madness to me. I've done construction work since I was a kid (for my dad since i was little and starting professional at 15) and HOA's have always seemed insane to me. My dad has had the same business in the same location since the 70s and at the time it was outside the city, but they steadily extended the suburbs and the city limit until he was fully engulfed, and the HOA next door occasionally sends us complaints that we're "violating HOA rules by operating a home business" and we end up informing them every time that A: we're not part of the HAO, we outdate them by about 20 years, B: we were grandfathered in by the city as far as having a business this size in city limits, and C: they can go f*ck themselves. I even had a pissed off neighbor once threaten a lawsuit since they were upset that we refused to pay to replace their section of fence that collapsed since they planted a tree that grew into it, weakening and eventually knocking it over so they said they'd sue us for "illegally operating a business inside the HOA and in violation of city regulations".
@jayceec3539 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthas640 hao is a cult.
@cephalonplant4087 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently the writer has been watching his neighbors to write this pasta accurately rofl
@heymoe663 3 жыл бұрын
The Demons learned a lesson, Never take on a fully matured Karen in her prime. Unless she's sleeping. The Author and Narrator are excellent.
@anymous8407 Жыл бұрын
I can’t 😂
@patrickrushbrook4523 3 жыл бұрын
I'm the author.. Thank you all for listening! Your comments are cracking me up, and I really appreciate the love. Hating Brad is the best compliment you can give me! This was inspired by my own two neighborhood hoarders (who live beside each other..haha) and the guy across the street from them with the perfect yard. My own reddit username was inspired by another of my perfect yard neighbors as well. Thanks again!
@katblackstead6025 3 жыл бұрын
Please keep writing. This story was a trip and the most fun to listen to from start to finish. I hope you have further content and keep that energy., it's delightful. Thank you so much :)
@CyberK4 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know which neighbour is more horrifying: the Cultish Horder or the Overly-Bland Conservative Suburbanite. Both have skeletons in their closets (both figuratively and metaphorically), and probably have had revenge-fantasies involving the torture of their boss. Trust me: The Human-Spider/Second-Lifers will be the last thing this neighbourhood worries about once that Text-book Boomer goes off the deep-end.
@jenpritchett 2 жыл бұрын
I am howling! Please write more!
@vihaze6725 Жыл бұрын
I thoroughly appreciated the hilarious accuracy of your annoying characters.
@sandraruijs5172 11 ай бұрын
You are so welcome!!!
@skug9bob 3 жыл бұрын
Karens are immune to the mental influence of anyone who doesn't already agree with them.
@anniereddj 3 жыл бұрын
HGTV_Neighbor is quite the writer!! This story was funny, scary, and Lighthouse Horror narrated it filled with all the emotional excellence it contained! The character voices were perfect and both the horror and humor shone thru magnificently! I can’t express enough how much I look forward to your videos and narrations. Always a pleasure and never disappointed! Thank you both very much!
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
Hah thank you my friend! Glad you liked this one
@chaosandstuff3519 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is in my top 3 narrators hands down. Always got lighthouse horror in my playlist when I'm working in the garage.
@stretchwheel9958 3 жыл бұрын
Would the other two be creepymcpasta and mrcreeps?
@chaosandstuff3519 3 жыл бұрын
@@stretchwheel9958 dr. creepen and mr creeps.. I use to rock with dark somnium and Mr creepypasta heavy but they both really fell off lately smh.. creepsmcpasta is pretty cool too just not my favorite.
@stretchwheel9958 3 жыл бұрын
@@chaosandstuff3519 I forget about mr creepypasta and dark somnium I've never heard of I'll check him out. But you got a point most of the creepypasta guys are starting to feel kinda stale idk if it's them the creepypasta being uploaded or our fault for indulging so much lol
@chaosandstuff3519 3 жыл бұрын
@@stretchwheel9958 lmao yea I definitely over indulge. If you listen to somnium check out some of his older stuff like how to survive in hell or the one about him being a prison gaurd, for what I'm guessing, are suppose to be more like SCPs . I just forget the story name it's pretty long though.
@chaosandstuff3519 3 жыл бұрын
@@stretchwheel9958 plus I like lighthouse and dr creepen for the simple fact that they have such a wide range of horror stories they aren't just limited to shorts and creepypasta reboots
@ktkt5137 3 жыл бұрын
Man I'm so hooked with this stories specially how the narrator tells the story
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
thanks Kaito!
@djkellytrance 3 жыл бұрын
"Which one of you assholes cleaned up my yard?!?".....classic
@FerretsFerrets 3 жыл бұрын
best ending
@non-playablecharacter5549 3 жыл бұрын
This story is funny on so many levels! A snake oil saleswoman chewing out a fitness cultee for selling fluff is amazing.
@Thethreestories 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, this one is MAGNIFICENT.
@teddydog6229 3 жыл бұрын
I am gobsmacked. Blame my dizziness for saying what every Creepypasta narrator least wants to hear - that was one of the funniest stories I've ever heard in my life. I mean rapid-fire stand up comedian funny. In between blowing lukewarm tea out my nose and hawking loogies from my smoke-saturated lungs between gasps for air and wiping tears from my cheeks a thought came to my mind - not only was the story hilarious, a woefully inadequate word, but virtually every freaking sentence had something funny in it. I imagined all the neighborhood spiders gathered to see this preposterous facsimile of their species scuttling over the rooftops and asking are you shitting me ? And how they wouldn't believe it if they hadn't seen it with their own eight eyes. Then things got foggy again as I was lost to further squalls and gasps. It's a damn lucky thing my landlord already thinks I'm insane or I might be strapped to a gurney right now and on my way to study ink blots. As for the delivery well you either have it or you don't and that was a formidable display of 'it' indeed. I hope no one else attempts this story because the best version is right here. I also have a new favorite author right now and I'll read anything of his I can that I don't have to buy on Amazon. The only thing comparable is a writer named Bentley Little who I will keep recommending until everyone puts one of those sleep masks people born without eyelids wear at night just to black me out. But if horror/satire/comedy gets your moon juices bubbling then Bentley Little and THIS guy are exactly who you need. The purgative powers of my laughter convinced me I can shoulder my guilt no longer and it's time to confess. The severed penises are in the
@patrickrushbrook4523 3 жыл бұрын
Lighthouse has the perfect voice and cadence for this one as well. He captured Brad perfectly. I have listened up to Karen's introduction yet.
@beautifulcrazey7713 3 жыл бұрын
Freezer. Everyone knows where they are.🤷
@patrickrushbrook4523 3 жыл бұрын
I posted this yesterday but it didn't work I guess. I'm the author, and I very much appreciate your absurdly detailed compliments..lol
@itsjustme7487 2 жыл бұрын
@@patrickrushbrook4523 Great Job, Patrick.
@patrickrushbrook4523 2 жыл бұрын
@@itsjustme7487 thank you!
@sydneyskousen2030 3 жыл бұрын
Almost 5 minutes in and I already don’t like the main character, wife named Karen with essential oil business, all plant diet, crocs?!?!? FUCKIN’ CROCS?!?! (edit: listened ahead, A GOD DAMN KALE SHAKE?!?!??!?)
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
ahahahah
@Coltknows 3 жыл бұрын
Stereotypes. Stereotypes everywhere! LOL!
@beautifulcrazey7713 3 жыл бұрын
I swear, there is a fuc#$ Karen in every neighborhood.
@zenjaykaji 3 жыл бұрын
You're name doesn't have to be Karen to enjoy a plant based diet, though 👍
@daddylongstroke4750 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think someone that would watch Hannity would be eating a plant-based diet. That's a Richard Madcow viewer.
@TENZEN._. 3 жыл бұрын
Horror & humor, no one, Imo, does it better than you lighthouse horor. This story was fantastic with all of it. Thanks man!
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
Hah you're awesome Tenzen! 👻
@acid_tongue_4315 3 жыл бұрын
I love the looney feel to this, from the change in music to the voice altering and acting, it feels surreal, awesome job!
@acid_tongue_4315 3 жыл бұрын
The satire just makes it so much better, the author did amazingly!
@patrickrushbrook4523 3 жыл бұрын
@@acid_tongue_4315 hey thanks! Satire is my forté I suppose. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
@teekatze8577 3 жыл бұрын
This is a ridiculous story and I love it!
@sherrywillett6894 3 жыл бұрын
Omgosh!!! I am laughing so hard..... Fantastic job!! I seek you out daily. Thank you LH!!
@dogwaterhd4k304 3 жыл бұрын
This story was amazing! Also I like how you added in the small videos playing in the background instead of the typical still picture! Nice job narrating
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Infinity! Trying to up the video quality
@zenjaykaji 3 жыл бұрын
Before watching this video, I just want to say, I know to do a 30-45 min video takes at LEAST 2.5 hours to put together. So I just want to say how much I appreciate the longer stories that you and all the other narrators in this genre take time to record. Much love ❤
@TalesoftheSolstice 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the funniest part about this story is where the neighbor says he found those people in Second Life. I've had an account in that virtual world for almost 8 years now and I totally believe that people like the "Jogging Suit Brigade" could actually exist there. I personally haven't met any because I typically stick to the breedable animals circles, though. I also use a Second Life account for my channel.
@zama422 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m a breeder too, if you know what I mean” - dnsl
@thejdemon 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant story choice and narration as always, loving your voice, you really bring these stories to life in my mind 😊
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much!
@MissNurseNoir Жыл бұрын
This is base. The story, the character development, the exquisite narration- I feel like people who aren't enjoying storytellers like you are missing out on something culturally valuable. This is some of your best work. Thank you!
@tsunfish9443 3 жыл бұрын
"domiciles" and "malarkey"... whew, the word choices slkdjfs wow you even came up with a tune for the cult's song, that's some dedication Karen is a force to be reckoned with... wait is she an Actual Karen being used for good??? sldfkjdslfsd
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
ahah I had to look up domiciles!
@itsjustme7487 2 жыл бұрын
@@LighthouseHorror LOL
@blueyoshi8231 3 жыл бұрын
Wow.....that was the best story I've heard in a while! Thanks Lighthouse and author.
@Anti-Villain-Wolf 3 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking "typical Karen" when I heard about his wife trying to return something lol
@af6923 3 жыл бұрын
Yuuup! Lol
@emiliaayala7753 3 жыл бұрын
Same lmaooo
@___LC___ 3 жыл бұрын
That was the point of naming her Karen.
@LifeTimeDayDreamer 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot thank you enough for making so many videos. I have difficulty falling asleep and for some reason creepypastas help. It always make my forever thinking brain calm down. You've helped me many nights already and for that I thank you. ❤
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
You're very welcome!
@lyndellrobinson3611 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto!
@___LC___ 3 жыл бұрын
Same! This is the only narrator I can listen to if I need to fall asleep, as he is a true story teller. His voice acting is so on point and rarely does he need to use a voice that is so grating and stereotyped that I have to listen while awake. He also doesn’t do any weird “I’m trying too hard to sound creeeeeepy” affectation, or like yell the entire story, as one popular narrator does. If the voice is already turned up to 11, there is nowhere else to go. I love this story telling!
@vincentshadetree 3 жыл бұрын
That... was a crazy story, lol. Lighthouse, you do a phenomenal job with different voice accents!
@MassManicMedia 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely sounds like some nosy suburbs to me, awsome story and well written. Well narrated. 👏
@nnekaotika5635 3 жыл бұрын
This time Karen saved the day. And rescued Brad from making the biggest mistake of his life.
@lrowerowe7207 3 жыл бұрын
So true.
@King_Steffon_II 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed at how I could picture this couple perfectly in my mind 😂
@kyliea4377 3 жыл бұрын
I've never wanted the protagonists in a creepypasta to just die already like this rube and his wife
@GoatOfTheWoods 2 жыл бұрын
Now this was Such a cool story, loved it to bits! A fresh breath of air into the recent staleness of creepypastas
@s3audi2009 3 жыл бұрын
That was great, and was good to hear from you my friend!
@KWJackson 3 жыл бұрын
The circus-like music added to the surreal nature of this one. Great choice!
@blessyie643 3 жыл бұрын
Your voice and the stories keeps me sane
@charmsr7629 3 жыл бұрын
I found you around 2 weeks ago and I must say I'm happy i did you are a great narrator
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate that and welcome to the channel Charm!
@hayleyclark2711 3 жыл бұрын
Ughhhhh I'd be lying if I said I didn't need some of their energy right now......just not sure I'm in the mood for some spidy acrobatics though 🤔 Brilliant narration Lighthouse!
@mauvnoelful 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime I hear the word " gainer " I think of Nakey jakey making backflip jokes. Great video btw. You nailed it
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, thanks!
@richardwilliams5387 3 жыл бұрын
This one's a product placement extravaganza. Lol.
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Rose-pt4xb 5 ай бұрын
That last line from Alan really made me chuckle. Fantastic story telling as always!
@ilovefabricandflowers8543 3 жыл бұрын
Not what I expected and that was what made the story wonderful.
@OnlySasori98 2 жыл бұрын
That spider sound was so cool lol I replayed that part like 4 times
@zombeefan6428 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, what an awesome story! And you narrated it so well! Thank-you for posting this, I thoroughly enjoyed it!
@ChipsDubbo06 2 жыл бұрын
the most terrifying part of this is that the Karen is the defender of our protagonist and is somehow the good guy
@Steven.Stovall 3 жыл бұрын
You're a great narrator. Been an interesting story so far. I listen to many of these at night while I can't sleep. You've earned another subscriber.
@graydoncreed3064 3 жыл бұрын
This was equal parts funny asf and terrifying! Narration spot on as always.
@aljezur07 3 жыл бұрын
10:50 NOW THAT'S CREEPY😳 "only raw organic food" ....I think I know where this is going....
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed hah
@beautifulcrazey7713 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah to the doctor for your digestive issues and vitamin/ nutrition deficiency. 🤪
@terrysmith3808 3 жыл бұрын
Wow I was mesmerized by this author! Please get more.
@camdenpierson459 Жыл бұрын
This could absolutely be a comedic horror movie. It has every great aspect of one.
@nikki.englanduk387 3 жыл бұрын
Hey LH😊hope your good,Thankyou for another fantastic story!,I loved it lol your telling of it had me giggling with what Brad was saying😁....I always look forward to adding your stories to my playlist🥰🥰
@antreynolds9775 3 жыл бұрын
I loved this one kinda reminded me of a Twilight Zone episode or at best something you'd see on The Ray Bradbury Theater also the cult song was hilarious (great job as always on the different characters and voice work) Thank You Lighthouse for a truly enjoyable story
@___LC___ 3 жыл бұрын
YES!
@phobia4198 3 жыл бұрын
The light house spotted another banger,lets goo
@umbramlectorem3999 2 жыл бұрын
This was both hilarious and terrifying. Oh my god
@aimeeprincessofpower 3 жыл бұрын
Loving this one Lighthouse Horror you rock my friend 🕷️🕷️🕷️
@ebuttsie 3 жыл бұрын
What a fantastic story, you always narrate the best stories ❤ Happy Bee 🐝 Day. Thanks for sharing Stephen xxx
@cDayz 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the effort you've put into the video to go along with the story. 👍
@Necropotence666 3 жыл бұрын
Ok this story was actually a good one , ending made me giggle and laugh~
@Zakisbackontrack 3 жыл бұрын
This story was hilariously terrifying
@lrowerowe7207 3 жыл бұрын
Love your story,I really enjoyed it.
@dianalovescolors 3 жыл бұрын
HGTV Neighbor I can't wait to hear more of your stories. That was the best.
@patrickrushbrook4523 3 жыл бұрын
Hi, and thanks! If you haven't already listened, LHH narrated "Return to the Dark" a few stories before this one. It's not comedic like this one, but it's an excellent narration. If you want to see a list of all my narrated stories, go to r/hgtv_neighbor on reddit. Most of my stuff is humorous horror but I have some regular stuff as well.
@Indyawillis85 3 жыл бұрын
Omg... Karen vs. The Cult?! This is brilliant.
@Kayspirit_ramdomdud 3 жыл бұрын
The entitlement saved them lol
@LighthouseHorror 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Embermoon91 Жыл бұрын
Awesome job! I love your channel; you're the perfect narrator! 🥰 Keep on rocking it!
@jessies6502 9 ай бұрын
I love how the "respectable" neighbors are the horror in this story. Lol!
@chickensandwich8808 2 жыл бұрын
" Duluth Trading Khakis..." This got a huge laugh out of me for some reason. My thought was "maybe if you went for Duck Canvas it wouldn't have gotten as soaked?"
@Felinius 3 жыл бұрын
This story reminds me of a modern retelling of “In the Hills, The Cities”
@scottstancil6078 Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely one of the best stories yet !!!
@melvinolrup4900 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats to 40k subs!! Ur videos help me fall asleep so much!!
@jessemarquez8787 3 жыл бұрын
Great story narration, by a great narrator ❤️
@jenniferb3750 5 ай бұрын
OMG this story is awesome, thank you to the author and thank you LH for a thoroughly engrossing narration!!
@3RAN7ON 3 жыл бұрын
Wow this was really an unusual one! Was not expecting it to go the way it did
@s3audi2009 3 жыл бұрын
I love me some Lighthouse Horror !
@wolfmoon3431 7 ай бұрын
I absolutely loved this intriguing and at many points, humorous little story... Thank you to the author❤
@doodleartlover 3 жыл бұрын
Another fantastic narration, man! Thanks so much! 🙂✌👍
@simsonleknox3286 3 жыл бұрын
O.o creepy. Pure horror, those suburbs
@Natej3ds 2 жыл бұрын
You had my attention throughout this story up until Brad was climbing on the roof again, the you had my utmost consciousness focused and concerned with the story!
@cjford2217 Жыл бұрын
"I love that mower" I nearly hurt myself laughing when I heard that.
@sephy980 3 жыл бұрын
this story was so tounge in cheek lol
@user-jn9dl9px6r 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the amazing narration.
@nonablouin2606 3 жыл бұрын
Omg i was laughing so hard listening to this story I love you man great story.
@babs340 Жыл бұрын
This was a fantastic story! I enjoyed it very much. Chuckled a lot too. Narrator was excellent as usual.
@redwaterkarneval 3 жыл бұрын
Outlines pegboard. Running for head of the board. Wife: Karen who sells essential oils... Oh no that poor neighbor (is only 3 1/2 min in)
@EdgyShooter 3 жыл бұрын
"Proven, anecdotal evidence" Well that's a contradiction in terms right there 😂
@certified_geek7536 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't think I'd like that he added Karen to the story but that was actually a good character. Great story btw!
@slipknotenthusiast6541 3 жыл бұрын
Dude your voice. So many options. I love it
@voidbreaker4105 2 жыл бұрын
Did a great job portraying upper middle class suburbia, bravo 👏
@XYtoTheDoubleG 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best I've heard on your page!
@johnedgar6125 3 жыл бұрын
New lighthouse horror reading, pog moment
@sephy980 3 жыл бұрын
no
@moms79 2 жыл бұрын
It's a bit funny having King Creole tell this story 🤣😂 Another amazing story..
@AlexAnder-rv1gu 3 жыл бұрын
Omg, this story is fantastically written, and you narrated it perfectly!
@g-paru7937 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh man! That was GREAT!! YOU SOOOO ROCK!
@jamiepowers3978 3 жыл бұрын
yeah l ‘m glad to see your still putting out stories , when are you gonna write more horror stories,
@glencalhoun9544 Жыл бұрын
Neighbors reply wasn't anger. It was funny as all hell!!! "No, no, no, and no." Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@johnmichaeldiamante3202 3 жыл бұрын
The essential oils get me a clue and dang i was right lmfao
Lighthouse Horror
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