Pretty hot

that caught me off guard, so funny lol

Yeah because in DS1 you're not a simp like in DS2 and 3 Bruh, need to go to simp for a woman to level up? Cringe

Doesn't get any hotter

Amhir Paladin shame on you, Fire is only good for two things, spawning and estus. Goth GF LEVEL ME UP, I GOT YOUR SOUL MONEY. Very well. I made a Sovereignless Smoothie, Take Nourishment From this. LVL 68 -> LVL 69

bearer seek seek lest

@@BigDBrian when u smash a

Because only chads play DSII

Gotta have good emotes to bolster the best PvP in the entire Souls series.

@BrokenMikrofone ds still better than ds3 so what's your point here? if you like ds3 then i guess you like swimming in crap

Bonfire best waifu

IKR true simps worship the doll

All jokes aside, going to the Fire Keepers to level up is just an unnecessary hassle that the games could do without. There are probably better ways to give them purpose without forcing you to go back to the shrine every time you want to power up your character.

@@KingCasual1986 The reason why the other games need a firkeeper to level up your character also has to do with the blacksmith and other merchants.

@@KingCasual1986 ds1 was good where u could lev up with bonfire

Ds3 for being in third place?

@@theisjepsen22 yes

@@theisjepsen22 more like DS5 then

Yep and he fucking achieved it. He's the underappreciated Chad of the souls series.

didn't feel very immortal during the dlc's

@@BigDBrian git gud

Isnt it the opposite? Because being undead mean not being able to die and he trying to solve this problem..

@@pucciraskolnikov7266 The problem he wanted to solve was going hollow. With the help of Aldia and Vendrick, he did.

just use poiseverance git gud praise

*laughs in spear of the church*

He forgot the +3 rings for ds3

@@IrvingIV damn... You are actually blind

@@khajiitimanus7432 please tell me you dont consider these as actual arguments

Considering how easily you wreck all of them, it's safe to say that you are the real boss.

Doesn't gwyn have like 4500 health

Not even Elden Ring can top that.

@@yavorgeorgiev6048 yes

Like a boss

GIRTH

Ashen one/Chosen undead: Nooooo!! You have to choose Dark or Light. Become lord of cinder or lord of hollows!!😡 Bearer of the Curse: Lmao I just wanna be immortal and hang out with Aldia

@@pokimanefartcompilation Chosen Undead: Noooo!!! You can't just let the fire die out without becoming lord of hollows!! Ashen One: Nah, Imma just rest in the dark with my waifu.

@@Welcometotheslam5424 Fromsoftware fans: Noooo! A fan favourite npc has to have a deep backstory and intriguing character development!!! Gavlan: Gavlan wheel, Gavlan deal

@@pokimanefartcompilation gavlan want souls

@@dragonslayerornstein2361 many many souls

Go bed NOW

Man my schedule is fucked beyond recognition.

It’s fuckin 1pm for me where do you live?

lol it's noon here

@@YukiGibson its 8pm here

she's useless

You know... I kinda prefer a firekeeper for each bonfire than just one. Also, I prefer more than one blacksmith... you can have more blacksmiths with unique characteristics (like the Giant one, like Vamos and etc)... ...Like it used to be in Dark Souls one. In DS3 the feeling is that the whole world spins having you as the center, there is just one blacksmith, and just for you, one firekeeper, and just for you... may be true, but it is not the kind of atmosphere that I personally like.

But you literally don't see her for the entire game other than giving her the soul. The white daughter of chaos (I forgot her name) is really beautiful though. Minus the spider part.

@Insight Hazard 4A still useless cuz we never see her face lol

@@kissadev. true, i too liked that more. With the theme of firekeepers being litteral immortal prisoners keeping each bonfire alive.

Ashen One: allow me to consume the literal embers of the First Flame to burn myself from within for power Curse Boy: hol up, lemme stop being a fucking ghost real quick, gotta CLING

Ashen one/Chosen undead: Noooo!! You have to be lord of hollows or lord of cinder!!😡😡 Bearer of the Curse: Lmao I just wanna be immortal

@@pokimanefartcompilation DS 2 and DS 3 story in a nutshell

The Tidus laugh in the background 😂

Yeah just don't get hit.

Yeah, in DS3 everything destroy you in 2 hits, health is LITTERALLY just a number.

@@GloomyMime just git gud lol

GloomyMime GiT GuD

So does the DAMAGE OF THE BOSSESS ON YOU.

Defiler Rulez nah, the bearer of the curse is the harem protagonist. Look at all the girls they pick up in game.

I don’t know, Dark Souls 3 has more and higher tier Waifus imho. True about the Harem protagonist tho

@@aoiyozora67 it's too bad they always die

@@Defileros no bro, every girls in souls games always in SSS+++ tiers because all women are queen (no jokes I'm basically falling in love with every girls in soulsborne)

@@aoiyozora67 he's not a harem protagonist cuz that one goes to ashen one but bearer of the curse already become a gigachad lord after max souls levels while other just become normal Chad when max levels Praise the gigachad bearer of the curse

Scolex Cestoda Enterobius Beefy and so many chad gestures

True

Its mostly lion knight tbh I love him.

INCREEDIIIIBIIILIIIIS

It looks pretty bad in DS3 which is a shame

Or better yet, wear the ring of the living so you can be awful, only on the inside!

even better, don't die

He’s actually the best off of the protagonist of the games. He can get the crown which treats hollowing when worn so pseudo immunity to the curse and from their they’re kinda immortal and can fuck off to do whatever.

The trick is to not be a scrub

@@theundeadempire3640 yeah lol

@Souvik ghorai Poise exist just like Elden Ring ;)

@Souvik ghorai well now elden ring exist. But still no DS3 poise.

@Souvik ghorai Well I got news for you bucko

It’s okay Dodging in DS3 has basically no cool down. Can’t lose health if you can’t get hit.

Which is expected because she is half dracon

Complexity Inc. And she will remain by your side

*maiden in black would like a word with you*

@@theomegablade6415 maiden in black can go touch her demon inside her somewhere else, I prefer the redhead dragon bae.

@@aoiyozora67 until hope has fully withered

Ok!

k babe

in bloodborn using fake chalices you can find multiple metamorphos 3 runes and stack 3 of them + they seem to add multiplicitively like soul runes

Who can eat the most moss fruit

Which protagonist can take the most firebombs (minus fire damage) at max HP

facts

Didnt also Demon Souls ones hit harder than dark souls in high NG+ levels?

@@LtCommanderTato I've never played Demon Souls. You tell me.

@@KarmasAB123 Or maybe its the other way around with the average lower healthpools with soulform who make things look harder if you play that way. I havent played it in a looong time.

​@@LtCommanderTatoYeah, those mf destroy you

What is the difference between unkindled and undead anyway?

@@bevvvy1374 Unkindled are undead who failed to link the flame in a previous age, became ash and died, only to be revived again to attempt to link the flame once more. Obviously, since they were already undead once, this resurection is a shell of a shell of their former being, so to speak, and that means they are obviously much weaker. Think of it as somebody getting shot and dying, resurrecting as undead, only to get their head smashed and guts ripped and die a second time, and THEN being revived AGAIN as mangled corpses. Thats the unkindled.

The Ashen One was still able to defeat the extremely powerful Gael, who has consumed the dark soul. Not to mention, he/she was able to also beat the Nameless King, the Soul of Cinder (seemingly weaker than usual because of the fading First Flame but still highly powerful), and Midir (literally created by the gods to combat the Dark but this time corrupted by it).

Argueably not that impressive since the Chosen Undead killed those gods in the first place. Not sure what the Bearer's feats on a power level amount to, since it's an entirely different timeline there's not much comparison...

@@Dan-Ky-Kang Gwyndolin isnt present in ds3, Aldrich literally took over Gwyndolins corpse (though some say hes still alive during the bossfight) as some sort of parasite

DS3 tho just removes a huge chunk instead of slowly reducing it slowly.

@@xstreampunk7662 people think it actually gives a health boost, because it increases the length of the health bar, instead of reducing it in size, like demons souls and dark souls 2. It's just a psychological trick and most people fell for it.

@@xstreampunk7662 yeah people see the ember as a buff even though it work exactly like ds2's health decrease.

@@windflier1684 thank you for seeing through the ember ‘buff’

@@baileyrayner5864 Are you currently having a stroke?

We're in the middle of a dragon rot pandemic, and you want to bring that Asian Weeb? You mad, lad?

Nioh is closer to soulsborne games than sekiro is

*TIDUS LAUGH INTENSIFIES

@@thegentleduck4277 Great joke

@@masrr3678 That's the point.

DS2 gives the "No way" gesture to the other Souls games :p

In making everything easier, yes.

Game o' the year, every year! Dark souls 2 *BAYBEEE*

@Matriones If you run out of Human Effigies, you're just plain terrible. Could also just use a ring that negates half the effect. Weapons out of paper? Never once had to repair a Mace in between bonfire runs. Furthermore, because upgrading materials are extremely common, you can have 2-5 weapons around the same level. I always did. Durability was never once a problem for me, not even against the double Cats or Sinh. NPC invaders are threats because A. They gank you. And B. They have advantages you literally cannot get. Even so, there's not a phantom in DS2 as dangerous as Hodric or Heysel, save for maybe that sketchy sorcerer in Aldia's Keep. Poise is the most balanced and most important stat in DS3. You clearly just don't know how to use it. My brother can't even play with less than 40 Poise. Having it 15+ is a must. Having it 40+ is a gift. Just because you can't cancer through the game anymore doesn't mean it don't work. Again, you got raped because you expected shit to be easy like the previous installments. So glad Bloodborne and DS3 didn't allow that gimmick.

@@TheStraightestWhitest have you never heard of Maldrom the Assassin? Since when was Heysel or any invader besides what's her face at the end of the Ringed City a threat?

Crabbos

Underrated comment tbh

except for the actual game

@@drenchedinsyrupp6059 wdym

@@divineprodigy9 DS2 is the least consistent souls game, is extraordinarily buggy and unrefined, and is also very forgettable. You'd think it'd be some incredible feat to beat this game as a result, but it isn't -- it's the easiest Souls game, by far, even despite some abrupt difficulty spikes (like Black Gulch). It lacks a lot of the atmosphere and exploration of DS1, and the OST is very bland compared to stuff like DS3 and Bloodborne. I can't name a single memorable track besides the Majula OST and Sir Alonne. It's not a bad game, but it's definitely the worst Souls game. It's laughable that people actually parade it around like some kind of masterpiece.

@@drenchedinsyrupp6059 Stay mad ds2 hater

@@backoffpeer no i had tons of fun with it and i think it's a good game, but it's not as special as people say it is -- nor was it as memorable as the other entries in the franchise. it's still a 4/5 tho

Yeah, but in coop you lose some hp if I remember correctly.

@@NoobGamer-25 yeah you have like 70% hp if I remember right. It's basically like being unembered in dark souls 3.

I didn't know that. Shit

I wish there was a way to read through all your comments throughout the years.

@@joko49perez Believe me, so do I. So do I... Heh.

@Souvik ghorai why are you talking to me like that

@Souvik ghorai no worries, buddy, just kinda made me confused, sounded like you were talking as if in some sort of character

@Souvik ghorai yes it does 😧

except you can spam roll into safety too in dark souls 2 also you have shields in both

@@majinnemesis It's the ADP problem, plus you just have more I-frames in 3, even before counting catharsis ring. Also I'm pretty sure 3 takes less stamina per roll.

@@IrvineTheHunter Yes, and enemies attack literally 1/8th as often in DS3. There's no combination in the entire game bigger than 3 attacks. Sulyvahn, Dancer, Midir, Friede, Gael, Abyss Watchers, and many more DS3 bosses and enemies have attack combinations of 8-15. You need the rolls. In fact, even with the fast rolls there are attacks you cannot roll through and have to position yourself for instead.

Daz Spoken like someone who's never played DS3. Try roll spamming against Gael, Midir, Friede, Sulyvahn, Greatwolf, Nameless King, or even just normal enemies like the demons. You'll get annihilated.

@Straight White Male spoken like someone who sucks at ds3. You can spam rolls and be unkillable against 90% of attacks. it’s baby mode compared to any other DS

This joke hurt the ashen one harder than using miracles as main attacks

@@billgaming8623 ....... (•_•)

That's why I enjoy the Cinders mod for ds3, it brings back the ability to level at bonfires. Can never go back to playing it unmodded now

You're right. That's why falling damage kills you at much lower distance without being embered

i don't think so, i can receive so many hits while not embered, in ds2 the penalty of health is a much bigger problem

The wuhan kung flu?

The boomer remover?

REDACTED

The abyss?

Bearer of the curse: *jumps when he sees a weak enemy charging him* Ashen One: *tanks the full force of a Dark-infused Everlasting Dragon's laser breath* Huh...I guess mine works better?

@@matthewsimon6170 nah, not really

@@khajiitimanus7432 I agree with yours. People just enjoy hating on a game. Lol

@@xXLunatikxXlul It happens. Hells, I was one of them, once.

Yeah the chad dude dark souls 2

limit breaker himself (as old man's grandson)

The crab

I can spiritualy connect with this comment

...By comparing HP's?

@@tunerhonda1262 spiritually connect, as in feeling gratified that your opinion is shared with another?

You haven't seen the super secret video yet then

Watch the swamp competition 🌚

If you count the alpha development of DS3, Bearer of the Curse was going to be a secret boss in the form of Oceiros, but not the Oceiros in its final version with his baby-smashingly stupid hitboxes and old man's erotic moans. During the game's early development, Gundyr's physical appearance was meant to be for Oceiros, and Oceiros' initial lore was that of Bearer of the Curse who succeeded in breaking free from the curse and established their own kingdom whereas the character Gundyr initially didn't exist in the story. This makes Oceiros' title, Consumed King a lot more sense given the initial concept of his character, but the devs didn't continue with the alpha development and instead went on to create the Oceiros we know in the final DS3 version, all while retaining the title which certainly doesn't make sense in its full form. Oceiros being initially conceived with Gundyr's physical appearance isn't the only case of character body swap and drastic rewritings throughout the game's development. Another drastic case of body swap and story rewriting comes from Aldrich and Sulyvahn in that Aldrich was meant to have Sulyvahn's appearance as the alpha development DS3's final boss and that the main menu theme we hear every time we boot up DS3 was actually the final boss theme for Aldrich, but then a lot of things happened and we got what we have now. That also explains so well as to why, unlike DS1 and DS2's menu theme, DS3's theme is more energetic and grandeur. Unlike DS2's initial development which got plenty of exposure from people like Zullie the Witch and Illusory Wall, DS3's alpha development is much more obscure with only a handful of people uncovering them. One KZfaq channel in particular, Abyss1ne, has been doing a mod project to restore DS3 to its intended alpha design in its entirety since 2021, at least based on their first video date, using a mixture of existing assets from the full game and the leftover, unfinished assets. You should check out Abyss1ne's channel to see what DS3 could've been and what the mod is going to be since they announced that the mod would be available to play in early 2024.

yes... the amount of life you can lead is proof of it xD

You don't get more health, what you get is an absorption bonus that stacks with each phantom the host summoned. That's why gank squads drinks their own tears there.

@Captain_Morgan right, but that poise kind of "activates" when using the divine spear fragments