Little Donny Trump: Abortion!
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18 күн бұрынLittle Donny's mother is at her wit's end. But she's having trouble finding someone to help her out...
@marcusaurelius49 15 күн бұрын
If only Donny’s mom had done the right thing all those years ago.
@mludsladiesgentlemen1774 13 күн бұрын
Knees together please Mrs Trump. Tightly please.
@ge2623 13 күн бұрын
You mean "Klara?"
@sheisntreal0_090 12 күн бұрын
I say the same thing almost every day 😂
@elbisnopserton9052 3 күн бұрын
The incinerator?
@jerrymander1492 12 күн бұрын
What do they call aborting trump? CRIME STOPPER!
@marcmarparran7753 16 күн бұрын
Trump is proud that he ended Roe v Wade, and yet he's the best argument for abortion there's ever been. Irony! I love it. 👌🏻
@mibelloaleman 16 күн бұрын
BEST comment yet!! 👏👏👏👏💯💯🎯🎯🎯👏👏👏👏
@SnarkierThan-U-R 16 күн бұрын
He's why we need RETIACTIVE abortions
@rjung_ch 16 күн бұрын
Spot on!
@DizzyMe63 14 күн бұрын
Irony? Complete truth!!
@thatswhatisaid8908 14 күн бұрын
Well, Marj Greene is also a contender. Either way, they are both COMPELLING arguments for birth control!
@AmericanJohnnyBoone 15 күн бұрын
Trump's existence proves that abortion should have been legal before Trump was born.
@pjimmbojimmbo1990 14 күн бұрын
Too Bad it isn't Retro Active. Hey, the Court just gave Biden Official Power to do just that....
@09dolphing43 14 күн бұрын
Yep
@edholohan 14 күн бұрын
So true
@deewatson1329 14 күн бұрын
@@AmericanJohnnyBoone truth
@larrywakeman4371 13 күн бұрын
Bden, Cunter, Kakalala, Killary, Billzo are the postermugs for abortion....
@robertdebrus3732 16 күн бұрын
This monster will rip this country down
@RichardBarnett-hs1qy 15 күн бұрын
Evil incarnate.
@petesmith9472 15 күн бұрын
….few Americans understand the implications for the world if Trump becomes president of the United States
@RichardBarnett-hs1qy 15 күн бұрын
@@petesmith9472 His cult would love it. Otherwise they have no interest in critical thinking of long term analysis. Just simple-minded dictatorial absolutes
@tbecker97204 15 күн бұрын
He's already ripped us apart.
@stevenk1833 15 күн бұрын
@@tbecker97204 Just what I was thinking.
@greatlambrini8722 14 күн бұрын
Trump is a very strong, positive argument for abortion.
@ge2623 13 күн бұрын
More of an argument for not breeding in the first place.
@podcastpatriot 16 күн бұрын
😂... maybe Donny overheard her and that's where he gets the notion folks are aborting babies who have already been born ... 💙🙏🏾💙
@TheLordOfNothing 16 күн бұрын
Quite!
@deltanyc1 16 күн бұрын
Exactly!!!
@WWZenaDo 16 күн бұрын
Very likely!
@johnr5252 16 күн бұрын
That is the dumbest lie any republican has ever told and there have been many!
@joehovanec1985 16 күн бұрын
How many people on planet earth wish Donny was aborted.
@jakklump 16 күн бұрын
They could have gotten a swimming pool, a bloodthirsty German Shepherd, dug a well in the back yard, gotten a nursemaid with Munchausen Syndrome, left bottles of strichnine laying around, taken up raising cobras in the basement..... fred and mary had NO IMAGINATION.
@southerngirlraven7 14 күн бұрын
Lol… sounds like you must of caught about 5 minutes of the stupidity that’s going on over on CNN right now. I can spot the frustration. 😂
@cybilsnarf 14 күн бұрын
Now that's funny!!!! 😂
@hummelchen6773 13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@evonnemccausland3531 13 күн бұрын
No...Trump's parents probably just let him eat lead paint chips! He acts like a 5 yr. old to this day‼️ VOTE BLUE 🗳️ as if your life depends on it... because it DOES ‼️
@lilianevanbel3123 12 күн бұрын
@@southerngirlraven7But not the bad grammar? It's 'must' ve (have)!
@nicholasmaude6906 16 күн бұрын
I can't wait till Little Donny Trump turns 13 then we can have episodes of "Grab it by the Beaver".
@ucanc4myles 16 күн бұрын
Do you think little Donny watched, Leave Me Your Beaver?
@toroverde9329 16 күн бұрын
😅😅😅😂😂😂
@nicholasmaude6906 16 күн бұрын
@@ucanc4myles Probably🤣!
@BrokerBarbara119 15 күн бұрын
😂😂
@annikchery5187 14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂❤😂😂😂 good one 😂
@Moneytalks.29 14 күн бұрын
PLEASE respect American VETERANS. Someone died for everything YOU have. VOTE 💙 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@jonathandorr2234 12 күн бұрын
Hi, silly person, did you know that there is no connection, between veterans, and anything I have. The veterans, were fighting for a concept , they hold dear and has nothing to do with me. You just don’t know who I am and why , war on the planet is your choice, not mine. 👈🏽
@Moneytalks.29 12 күн бұрын
@jonathandorr2234 Nobody said anything about war, you silly ding bat. Just a simple, respect a veteran. Honor the sacrifice of past generations by voting for some kind of human rights. And you're wrong because guys died by the thousands to put down this dude named Hitler. If Hitler isnt/wasn't stopped... YOU, would have... nada!!
@Moneytalks.29 12 күн бұрын
@jonathandorr2234 There was this guy named Hitler a ways back, silly. Look him up. If he wasnt stopped... today you'd have nothing, silly human fool.
@unbehagen686 11 күн бұрын
@jonathandorr2234 So you equate peace with slavery, yet bandy about the term silly. 🤣😉
@Moneytalks.29 11 күн бұрын
The comment is a recognition of those who sacrificed. It does not condone violence or colonialism or... It does not speak to the justification of the cause, only to the sacrifices made. If you don't feel others have made a sacrifice on your behalf... may I refer you to the BBC series called, The World At War. Look it up.
@jasonladd6400 16 күн бұрын
Trump aged 78 is just Little Donny with a diaper.
@ps1999 14 күн бұрын
Save for the fact he stinks more now than ever!
@babesimmons4017 14 күн бұрын
Maybe Convict trump was never "potty" trained.
@user6tos8ca 11 күн бұрын
Here's one for ya: What is the difference between 1950s little Donny and 78 yr old Donny? 🤔🤡 😡 78 yr old Donny has 34 felony convictions, and his diapers are now size XXXL! 😂🤡💩😡
@Happy-uy5wc 16 күн бұрын
She should have left him in Mexico. NO, they don't deserve that. 😢
@user-qk1uy9uj2m 14 күн бұрын
She hired the wrong kind of doctor.
@mludsladiesgentlemen1774 13 күн бұрын
He would only be trying to get across the border illegally.
@johnr5252 16 күн бұрын
I’m afraid that, like with Hitler, people will wish they had done something about Donnie before it’s too late. I’ve been hoping to read his obituary every day, but he’s still holding on. Maybe a heat stroke on the campaign trail?
@DizzyMe63 14 күн бұрын
I suspect the world is also hoping. Except Vlad. And Kim. Maybe…
@Flippy_808 12 күн бұрын
Interesting to read this comment today
@dremasutton1581 11 күн бұрын
I really believe that too. Americans have no idea what awaits them if Trump is elected.
@Flippy_808 11 күн бұрын
@@dremasutton1581 Darkness 🌑
@billfranz1724 11 күн бұрын
Close…
@zoecolquitt1355 16 күн бұрын
Do little donny meets little Vladimir the dictators club
@indigowolf556 16 күн бұрын
That would be a good one they could start off meeting there as little playmates
@TheLordOfNothing 16 күн бұрын
Little Donny has Vladdy over for a Playdate
@douglashardy3408 16 күн бұрын
Yes
@douglashardy3408 16 күн бұрын
At the play date trump shows little Vlad what trumps dads lawyer has been showing him wee wee play time 😂
@josephblomeister3040 16 күн бұрын
😅😂🤣😭👍
@Tofueeter 16 күн бұрын
This is the best one yet! Vote blue💙
@larrywakeman4371 13 күн бұрын
TRUMP 2024 & Don Jr. 2028: the New Conservative Camelot!
@unbehagen686 11 күн бұрын
@@larrywakeman4371 Trump already admitted Trump is not a conservative. Even YOU don't listen to Trump. Try to keep up.
@alanrobertson3172 16 күн бұрын
I ❤JJ
@lsingstock1646 14 күн бұрын
What's a JJ?
@roberrzadkowski2789 16 күн бұрын
I didn't know Mary Anne MacLeod Trump was a psychologist. She was pretty darn accurate on Little Donny's psychological diagnosis. 🤣🤣🤣
@deltanyc1 16 күн бұрын
If there could be a Terminator to go back in time, this would be it.
@user-nt2ej6fb3l 15 күн бұрын
He's sure an argument for retroactive abortion.
@jackflanagle6079 16 күн бұрын
Oh for a time machine to go back to keep her from meeting Fred at that party in '38...
@larrywakeman4371 13 күн бұрын
TRUMP 2024 & Don Jr. 2028: the New Conservative Camelot!
@lilianevanbel3123 12 күн бұрын
@@larrywakeman4371don jr will have od'ed by then. If we're lucky.
@Sandra-ph1zy 16 күн бұрын
In the midst of disaster, jabari jones can still make me laugh. Thank you.
@IrenESorius 16 күн бұрын
It is not to late,, 👍😎👍
@Susweca5569 14 күн бұрын
🏆 !!!
@maryannshaw-uc1ke 11 күн бұрын
Was this written before or after the attempted assignation?
@maryannshaw-uc1ke 11 күн бұрын
These comments are mostly all appalling.
@ced7103 16 күн бұрын
I'm building a time machine as fast as I can. Hopefully, someday soon, there will be no memory of trump.
@ps1999 14 күн бұрын
Amen! I got a flux capacitor I can lend you.
@GreenpeacerLiz56 10 күн бұрын
@@ps1999 Better go back to when the drumfs were in that small German village. Something happened way back when that villagers are just not willing to divulge. But, they sure do remember them and hate them.
@realhorrorshow8547 15 күн бұрын
Even back then he had that sulky little pout. Still, a mouth like that will make him popular in jail.
@Pickle_Zero 15 күн бұрын
😮
@stevenstanley2369 4 күн бұрын
🤣😂😅
@WWZenaDo 16 күн бұрын
Ha haha ha haha ha! She could have just shoved little Donnie into traffic....
@zootallures6470 16 күн бұрын
At least she tried...
@user-hb4zx8ve3j 14 күн бұрын
Typical Trump, another FAILED ATTEMPT!!!
@anitastanley8986 16 күн бұрын
I shrieked with laughter when little Donny appeared. So so clever😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂 I
@milosterwheeler2520 16 күн бұрын
Tell the truth: If you had a time machine ...
@artteachersmith3497 16 күн бұрын
Something is messed up. There’s no way this site has only 38 thousand followers. Come on people, let’s share it and get it to a million
@larrywakeman4371 13 күн бұрын
oh,Christ,there are a mllionBiden lovers? Jesus help us....TRUMP 2024 & Don Jr. 2028: the New Conservative Camelot!
@artteachersmith3497 13 күн бұрын
@@larrywakeman4371 oh,Christ? You mean oh,trump. Was there enough sugar in the Kool-Aid?
@VijilAuntee 13 күн бұрын
@@larrywakeman4371that just tells me there will be a million less mouths to feed when me and trump and God are finished with this filthy disgusting perverted country
@echolocationn 14 күн бұрын
Fred Trump should've learned to pull out.
@jenniferfraser1854 14 күн бұрын
True story, Mrs Trump couldn't abort him, but she complained vociferously to Mr Trump about Donnie's terrible behavior and misogynistic tendencies when he was a tweener begged Mr Trump to send him to military boarding school to get him out of her house. And Mr Trump complied. That's how bad little Donnie was.
@Dark_Brandon_2024 16 күн бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see a Jabari Jones video - instantly liked + commented
@nixonbd53 16 күн бұрын
I bet little Donny got his ass kicked a lot on the playground!
@GenRN 16 күн бұрын
Not enough.
@n40tom 15 күн бұрын
I believe you are wrong my friend from what I read when the orange moron was in military school he was one of the biggest bullies around. He always had some size to him so I think he scared some people and he still does
@mothersgauri4137 15 күн бұрын
Actually it was the other way around. He was a bully and even kicked out of school because of it.
@mothersgauri4137 15 күн бұрын
Actually no....he was the bully and even got kicked out of school because of it.
@mothersgauri4137 14 күн бұрын
@@curtiseverett1671 😂👍
@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 12 күн бұрын
I say it’s too bad that tRump’s parents ever met.
@holisticchronicle 16 күн бұрын
hahahah pure genius, why comedy central haven't given you a contract yet! 🤣
@beavis6363 16 күн бұрын
Little Ronny says, "I didn't peek in the cookie jar and eat a strongly delicious cinnamon macaroon cookie which I know nothing about."
@billdursa4976 16 күн бұрын
This is Gold.
@joshuastandlee3455 16 күн бұрын
Little Donny's mom probably drank heavily while she was pregnant with him, and smoked.
@bazpearce9993 16 күн бұрын
Also dropped him on his head at 12 months.
@joshuastandlee3455 16 күн бұрын
@@bazpearce9993 So that's why his head is so oddly shaped!
@TheLordOfNothing 16 күн бұрын
@@joshuastandlee3455 "You know, I have such a tremendously weirdly shaped head. Everyone's been saying that. People say to me, 'Sir, why is your head so weirdly shaped?' But the fake news media doesn't cover it!"
@joshuastandlee3455 16 күн бұрын
@@TheLordOfNothing That sounds like a quote Trump will eventually deny that he said.
@yvonnetomenga5726 16 күн бұрын
@joshua • Oh, come on. There were plenty of women who smoked & drank while pregnant in those days. If those factors are what created Trump, the country would be overrun by them. Trump is the way he is for more sinister reasons. It wouldn't surprise me to learn he went through a ritual to sell his soul to the devil.
@michaelbell7399 16 күн бұрын
It explains why he is the way he is. The best parts of him ran down her leg.
@indepviewpt 12 күн бұрын
I wish Trump’s mother had gone to the doctor. Oh, what a wonderful world it would be.
@dashamac 15 күн бұрын
I can't stop laughing!
@richardmccluskey4588 16 күн бұрын
Omg, that’s hilarious. Keep them coming JJ. And thank you!😂🤣
@bluracer766 15 күн бұрын
If only mommy could have miscarried. WHY couldn't she have??
@larrywakeman4371 13 күн бұрын
MAYBE ASK JOZO'S MOTHER..... TRUMP 2024 & Don Jr. 2028: the New Conservative Camelot!
@bluracer766 13 күн бұрын
@@larrywakeman4371 Wow. Ur real smart aren't you.
@thomasbeddow4313 15 күн бұрын
Good one . Now go back before he was born...............
@tommadrid322 16 күн бұрын
Too bad his parents weren’t really like this, instead of the monster’s they most likely were! The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
@leehartlee2970 14 күн бұрын
Have you ever seen his mother? She looked like the Bride of Frankenstein, and his father like a soulless Nazi. SCARY people, and look at the orange turd they left the World.
@mark-xx1lt 13 күн бұрын
His dad was definitely an ass.
@lindaj171 16 күн бұрын
It's hard to find a kid who isn't cute, but that photo of Donny's eyes when he was young is incredibly creepy. And it's not just because I know what he grew up to be. I think he came in that way and his psychopathic further fostered all his bad proclivities.
@ps1999 14 күн бұрын
Donny was never Cute his father saw to that. The only sibling that was decent was Fred Jr he was harried to death by Fred senior.
@nitfitnit 16 күн бұрын
Somehow this feels like it's based on a true story
@SDC1949 11 күн бұрын
Mary Trump (the niece) says he did not treat his mother very well. That explains his total disrespect for women. His poor mother probably regretted the day he was conceived. She had to know he was a bad seed.
@seer1 16 күн бұрын
Fred said "We tried to Flush him, but his head was too Big" de Wife begged to keep him. I kept asking WHY? " 👀😳
@DizzyMe63 14 күн бұрын
Good one! Completely inflated…
@user-hb4zx8ve3j 14 күн бұрын
That’s why he’s so obsessed with the “toilet thing”, have to flush 10 times!!! Actually his head wasn’t the problem, it was his enormous ego that wouldn’t flush!!!
@randyhowey7414 16 күн бұрын
I heard trump say they'd Abort it in Virginia , she could go there ! Matter of Fact , PLEASE do !! 🤣
@59markr 15 күн бұрын
Surely its not too late for a late, late, late……late term abortion?
@tomlineberger 16 күн бұрын
LOL!!! That is hilarious!
@mysterywriter888 16 күн бұрын
Loved this episode! Great job guys!
@amylazarow41 16 күн бұрын
Love it!!! 💙💙💙💙💙
@indigowolf556 16 күн бұрын
I love the little Donny show.😂😂😂😂
@Myamericanlife61 16 күн бұрын
I wish she had her way 😂💙💙
@IndigoMason1l1l 16 күн бұрын
You can't go back in time, but you can secure the future. In numbers. 💙🇺🇲
@larrywakeman4371 13 күн бұрын
with ff'ng ILLEGALS???????
@sallydaniel1023 16 күн бұрын
If only Fred had pulled out in time 😑
@ps1999 14 күн бұрын
It's hard to pull out when one ejaculates upon entry, just like his son.
@herbertenglish3540 13 күн бұрын
that's what Mrs trump said
@user-jn1ot1db5p 12 күн бұрын
Or his wife swallowed
@poodle_soup211 5 күн бұрын
😂😅🫸🫷
@maxklein1614 13 күн бұрын
THE poster child for abortion... 💯
@ripredowski1376 16 күн бұрын
#DoingJailTime isn't going to win. VOTE BLUE NOT ORANGE.
@larrywakeman4371 13 күн бұрын
Yes he is!!!! TRUMP 2024 & Don Jr. 2028: the New Conservative Camelot! NOT 'the Big Guy' felon
9 күн бұрын
@@larrywakeman4371 En, no. Try again, Yuri
@debrazmarlak381 16 күн бұрын
I swear listening to Trump BULLSHIT fake news is killing me ....but then I live to listen to a JJ video of Little Donnie and I get my will to live again waiting to see another Jones Masterpiece. Keep it up Fantastic entertainment 😊
@user-up5ez6ki5j 14 күн бұрын
You can see he wasnt human even then. Eyes are blank.
@sickofmaga 14 күн бұрын
Sadly, Donnie’s abortion isn’t retroactive.
@cable7152 16 күн бұрын
Tiny Tyrannical Trump
@ourv9603 15 күн бұрын
Boy, if there was ever a poster child for birth control... ! \
@MrDino1953 16 күн бұрын
If only…
@GenRN 16 күн бұрын
These make my day.
@tamieckert4548 13 күн бұрын
If Trump came over to my house as a kid he would’ve come up missing.
@puppy1584 15 күн бұрын
It’s the only way to listen to DT.
@Stable_Genius 16 күн бұрын
The laugh track. 😂
@brendasnow8255 14 күн бұрын
They sent him to military school because he was breaking into neighbors’ homes.
@redprinceofficial 15 күн бұрын
If only daddy pulled out 😂
@neilharrison7555 15 күн бұрын
This was 100% SPOT-ON !!!! EVERY WORD TRUE -unfortunately.....VOTE BLUE !!!! Ab07t Chump !!!
@DemetrioAlbidrez 14 күн бұрын
Mother's Knows Best !! 💯😇💕🙏🏽
@ps1999 14 күн бұрын
Little Donny 's mother while still pregnant with him has vision of what a chaos he releases on the world in his second term. She awakes and commits suicide.
@danielkristianson208 16 күн бұрын
I am absolutely DEVASTATED that Mrs. Trump didn't succeed ....😢😢😢
@DoctorFixMaster 16 күн бұрын
Love the laugh tracks!
@Nuclearmagenta 3 күн бұрын
Side splitting, hysterically funny! I have tears of laughter running down my cheeks.
@FnRenner 14 күн бұрын
I hope Mary Trump sees this video and sends it to any one of the Trump children, especially Junior.
@xg6hpyk 12 күн бұрын
Little Donny grew up totally unloved by either of his parents. They both are the reason this monster exists.
@danielberry698 16 күн бұрын
One really late term abortion could have saved us all.
@karllieck9064 12 күн бұрын
Brilliant. Thank you. I feel better already.
@thatswhatisaid8908 14 күн бұрын
So true. Poor Mary.
@venenareligioest410 15 күн бұрын
Think of the boring misery it would have saved us all from if Mrs Trump, Donald’s Mum, had done the decent thing 😤
@jocelynbauske2787 13 күн бұрын
He never grew out of diapers
@BuddyNovinski 13 күн бұрын
That house has an air conditioner. In 1951, air conditioning was rare and expensive.
@kelsie_adams 16 күн бұрын
Oh, so that's where Trump got the idea of babies aborted after birth. 😂
@shannonstraughan4383 4 күн бұрын
Lol, oh my goodness. The MAGABILLIES would have a colossal breakdown If they saw this they are so quick to defend their leader
@American-In-Mykolaiv 13 күн бұрын
Truth is, they threw the baby, little Donny, out but kept the afterbirth - the result is the Mango Mussolini!
@EagerJackrabbit-wy6zn 14 күн бұрын
When he got a little older, the crap started coming out of the other end!
@deewatson1329 14 күн бұрын
A gigantic laugh, oh I got the hiccups laughing at this, oh shut the **** up Fred !!!!!!!!!!!
@Faesharlyn 14 күн бұрын
I'm still waiting for the "mashed potato bowl turned over on his head" ad from *anyone* lol
@PeggyFayyaz 10 күн бұрын
I so needed this laugh today. What a refreshing take on reality.
@andreacarter8202 16 күн бұрын
Another good one!
@petehurley2889 12 күн бұрын
😂thanks for the laugh! I needed it🎉
@occamraiser 14 күн бұрын
I suppose she'd be safe if they just put him in prison forever.....and so would we.
@ruthtaylor1450 5 күн бұрын
The orange stain is the biggest argument FOR abortion
@Katherine-s3d 4 күн бұрын
Check it out Trump's father had Alzheimer's
@michaelbartholomew1038 15 күн бұрын
If only it was true!
@flerkk 16 күн бұрын
I love your Vids 👍❤️👍
@johnrodonis4186 8 күн бұрын
FANTASTIC SCHTICK!
@vracerv 11 күн бұрын
Vote blue
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