Good security!! I knew a guy who had a crazy duck that would attack people but this lizard would be much better

@@chrisom4699 actually, the duck is probably more fierce. they have teeth, nails, and bad tempers

@@Chanceiscool44 Ducks do not have teeth and aren't fierce. Geese on the other hand, are vicious as hell and would make excellent security. Unless they attack the owner as well.

@@CosmicG777 yes, geese.

Ostritches: allow us to introduce ourselves

I KNEW IT!

THE LIZARD MEN LIVE AMONG US, IT WAS TRUE ALL ALONG!

Lol

Do u see mark zuckerbergs name anywhere?

I am ur 414th like

😂😂

😂😂😂 jajaja

I don’t get it

That's his baby brother

@@EternalTheMandarinGoddess oh ok

It's not his friend, it's a lizard. If that man dropped dead, the lizard would instantly start eating him.

​​@@user-wo5ii3he6snot instantly, only after many kisses, tears... and even then ONLY a few nibbles to preserve a peice of pal in the inner chambers!

@@kevinpruett6424 Yes. that's what I'm saying, it will tear him up.

@@user-wo5ii3he6s but not what I'm saying. A cat will tear up a person... Iguanas are awkward and have tiny teeth. This isn't a gator or snake

@@kevinpruett6424 Exactly! You're getting it now! It'll tear him apart exactly like an alligator or school of piranha!

Frrr

And so will I, because this birthday I am getting a green iguana 5 to 6 foot

@@lizardking3569 have fun, remember to love them and be nice and they will follow you around like a dog, they’ll even let you pose them for photos.

@@stingerjohnny9951 it surely must be scary to deal with a lizard in that way but ive seen the sense in kids who basically think that the pet dog is also the pet lizard with parents who don't totally wig them out about it, there is a lizard that just hangs outfront our house small guy he sees us and isn't bothered at all he just goes back and forth exploring the house and the shed,

I'M WHEEZING

lol

Underrated comment XD

JAJAJAJAJA! OMG

😂😂

Caveman hand

Id say the dudes hands missed the washing update

He was obviously working on a car. I'd imagine you haven't done that or are a woman.

Bro universe itself is 13.8 billion years, but okay😂

@@ipsitprasadsahu6840 thats how powerful his dog is.

He probably just wants food lmao

People who say this on KZfaq.

The lizard has some age on him, he’s old enough to develop some brain power. My cousin had an iguana, it was a few years old, but was no good as a pet. He didn’t handle it enough for it to like people, he was just an oddity that we enjoyed watching him eat grapes. He also loved green peppers! But he had zero personality.

Just like dogs , they only act like pets because you feed them .

​​@@onsight2822that's amazingly narrow minded have you seen dogs grieve there owner's and not be able to eat food .

lmao

So I laughed at this. And am still laughing at this.

Max Himbigger next: Dog greets man like a Lizard

Lizard greets dog like a man.

NinjaMaster909 Lizard: "Hello dog. I am a man."

LMAOOO love you 🤣🤣🤣

🔥🔥🔥🔥

ikr LOL

3:05 am right now!

4:23AM for me right now

Smart enough to do this kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h61yapNjnbbWn4k.html and I also have lizards that show emotion on this channel. Lets see if you watch the smartest lizards ever recorded, before I link you to the emotional ones. Thanks for watching

Nah, they aren't. You're anthropomorphising it. The head bobbing is clear proof that lizard is engaged in the activity of being a lizard.

Emotion is a valuable tool for survival, just like pain and pleasure are. You pursue what makes you happy which for most species is also what is beneficial for them, and avoid what you dislike which is detrimental.

this goes for most animals, we humans naturally tend to disregard other species sence of awareness, and once you learn to appreciate them you'll figure out how interesting every living thing on earth is.

Lizards and snakes and most larger reptiles are usually solitary creatures for most of their lives, because of this they are not great at being friendly. Despite this they are decent at recognising people and do slowly get used to people that say feed them or take them out in the yard, eventually they do get that we are not trying to hurt them. The only thing different about snakes and lizards from say a dog or something is that a dog likes a person because they need that social interaction, a reptile will mainly like you because you provide a sense of comfort or because you feed them. Reptiles usually don’t care too much about you, but they do care how comfortable and well taken care of they are. A reptile at best would see you as a nice person that they could feel safe around even though they wouldn’t care too much if you were absent.

Man has Dragon!

yeah what's with that?

@@peergynt3008 that's a working man

@@ArronTheCat i mean, i can see that. i was wondering what was on his hands. like, coal? dye? is he really a medieval blacksmith and that's iron? just curious

@@peergynt3008 I do some blacksmithing when I design special tools or proto types. My hands stay very black or stained because of the oil and rust on the steel I work with, I do wear glove's but I take them of for drawing revisions on the plans for the project I am designing and building. Thanks for watching

Or hungry

My DOG wouldn't even do that lol

@@cumbly1794 oh man 😂

@@cumbly1794 lmao

@@josue24 He is hungry, Lizard brains don't have the parts required to feel love. Sorry for ruining this video alr

“These are not Joanna eggs!”

@@roberthuffer6591 Glad someone finally got the reference!

Yep! Let’s wait and see if anyone else gets it!

Underrated comment

Caleb Mayo agreed

Humans are the only animals that keep pets.

not true. it’s been observed in several species of primates

@@parker-boy98 apart from my goldfish he has a pet shark

Ancient Astronaut Theorist lol exactly

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So true.

Very weird looking Labrador retriever for sure.

@@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 I think it ate his Chihuahua.

Well played dude lol

You bet it is. Training reptiles is the greatest! And it's not a coal mine I work at. I am a design engineer labor.

“2021: colorized”

@@DaveDurham you still out here answering comments, nice

When i first saw the hand i knew someone would comment about it... then i found this comment muhahahahahaha

david garcia Bruh I got chestpain just for laughing for that.

You look ugly

Pretty sure its a horse.

It's a rabbit

david garcia it sounds dry too

And happy

Because he's a good boy.

@@JermaLover 100% this

"Because you know, all adult men are sad and serious." Said every feminist.

@@stankylad8815 Dude I'm very into politics too, but I suggest not typing about identity politics in an apolitical video.

_A little baby pigeon_

Tha hell Is goin' on here?

Pigeons are reptiles

That's not technically true Eosphorous Sanchez. Birds belong to a family of Animals called birds. Like fish are fish.

MasterChief It's a dog though

no food for you tho lol

I’m the 1.1k like XDDDD

This comment cracked me up hahah

Not to be that guy but nodding is a aggressive movment

I like how this comment got 2.2K likes in 1 week

read the description box

nlc just saw that, But it’s just made it funnier to me when i saw his dirty hand pop out it was the cherry on top of weird videos i watch on KZfaq at 3 a.m.sundae

😂😂😂

OtterFlops LMFAOOOO

OtterFlops Right 😂😂 so fitting

HAHAHAHA made my day !

HA HA HA it's a giraffe!

Dude! It's clearly a beaver. =)

c'mon what are you people blind its clearly a parrot

its a boat u numpty

Because he just brought him food loser

Grandmas be like

@@bulls2w underrated

😂😂😂💀

@@josephsabry5005 aren't you new to the internet hm?

I do have a video called "Lucky Lizard Jaw Clicker" kzfaq.info/get/bejne/quBpmb1l1ODbc58.html it would take about a minute for me to get her click her jaw. Lucky does do it, I never thought I could train her to do it on command like all the other stunts they do, like the "Obstacle Course" they do in this video kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h61yapNjnbbWn4k.html Thanks for watching

@Juan Pablo sit on my roomba

Mrs. Nightmare u single?

Y’all are pathetic

I like how this comment has 595 likes, but is a copied from two a month ago. That commenter has 10 likes. An I like the name it’s as original as Mr. Nightmares. 😂

Taylor Hendershot 👍🏻👍🏻 although I don’t remember going through the comments but okay. And I’ve seen many accounts on this platform (it’s a common theme and I’m not trying to pretend to be quirky and original at all) so you’re going to have to be specific as too which account you’re referring as “mr. nightmare” I’ve also seen other mrs. Nightmares. My account name has been this way for about a year or so. If you wrote this comment thinking you were calling me out or something, it was pointless. Hope you enjoy your day tho

AngelLestat2 it has autism.

Jose Chavarria lol

AngelLestat2 are you blind that's obviously a goat no other animal would greet there owner that way

Nur Dragneel Nah-uh it's a mythical reptile called a "Zebra". Woah dude I thought "Zebras" weren't real, I never thought i'd live long enough to see one i'm currently 11,000 years young you can trust me i'm a wizard. I once tried to summon an "iguana" when I summoned it, it had black fur with white lines or was it white fur with black lines anyways I killed it and it came back to life because it wanted to get some ass.

Ms.Memes McFuckFace aka troll321 can you teach me how to use magic?

Hahah

N I C E

that iguana seems to be like 8 years old iguanas live from 15 to 20 years :( hope that boi still alive

Hi nana

Better than that, it must have grown 100x's by now and rampaged through Japan.

They're really great for making an extra jump!

i have a pet turtle it looks like ankylosaurus

@NebuleR what kinda weird ass danger noodle you got?

Qwerty Error danger noodle😂

NebuleR does your snake have horns??😨

Fkn dingos man.

lmao

@Spic yy Family of Redbacks VS family of 5 metre Whitetails! Damn! Someone has to make that a thing!

Your confused. It’s clearly Florida it’s crazy here

This man is not Australian though wtf

Mate... this had me absolutely howling

😂😂😂 Lmfao

twitch, twitch twitch, twitchtwitchtwich, T-T-T-T-T-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-H-H-H-H-H, twitch.

FFS 😂

F*ck 😂😂😂

Thanks! I do hope you watched the advanced training I have been doing with these Cayman Brac Iguanas

They do a lot more then say goodbye, just like a dog they can do stunts like the obstacle course and many more things some dogs can do. WATCH kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h61yapNjnbbWn4k.html Some dogs can do the obstacle course, but my lizards can! Thanks for watching

hard underrated comment

@@addi073 I agree

Poachers take his human in the next scene and then *flash* gogo Godzilla

Where is the trauma

Actually it's Mark Zuckerberg's childhood, not Godzilla

Lol! :D

Danger dolan??

*pokemon

+ALBITW oh well I have a salamence

ahahhaahhaahahahaahhaah

Pets and owners have special bonds like that.

HAHAHAHA

Exactly 😂

Lmaooo

Exactly what I thought

im surprised there isn't any replies

@@toragoji99 same

🤣🤣🤣👌

AGH! What is that thing! *points at dog*

🤣🤣😂🤣😂

Lol, perfectly executed dead pan humor

i was deadass sing that song 😂😂

Tylahlovespandas LMBO!

why you gotta start girl why you gotta start?

Tylahlovespandas 666th like for nothing -3-

i like pets who take care of their people

+GrocksMedia I pet likes who take care of their people

I care of pets who take care of their people

+Claude Claude made my day

I take care of people who like their pets.

I am sure the lizard is still enjoying them free kibbles.

😂😂😂

Lizard grills

Lol

😆😆😆

I'm not your guy, friend

Tristan Lau I'm not your friend, buddy

"I'm not your friend pal"

Ze Baff Is In a Bag THEBATH

Leonard Hofstadter no

Spiders, fish. Thanks for watching

Pain behind the laugh😰

When an Iguana or Eastern water dragon nods,it's a sign of aggression before attack....

@@ianbrown1967 correct

LOL

@@ianbrown1967 Not in this case, it's a sign of excitement. When aggression is presented, they flatten their bodies vertically and arch their back (to look bigger), then release a hissing noise. This is a greeting. Their nods have many basic meanings depending on posturing. I learned this when working with reptiles of this type for a couple of years and this type of behavior never resulted in an attack.

Lmao

Man: “I got a mailman with your name on it.”

😂 😂

Goooooood.lol 😂👍✌️

Communist-lizard

LMAO!💀

Dylen Amacy I....cant.....breathe

Ayo my man you gotta chill LMFAO

Someone get him some Milk!

Dragons are giant fliying fire-breathing lizard

Drop Nation. He might bark at the right moment

LOL

Good one

4

No it's because he's an unkempt morbidly obese fat ass. Hard working people don't skimp on hygiene and are too active to become a 400 pound pig like this.

Kandi Klover Chill Mr. Runescape.

@@KandiKlover Get lost, go play your Runescape little boy!

Kandi Klover go play some RuneScape while the adults talk

Kandi Klover What is your problem dude?? If you don’t got anything nice to say don’t say anything at all :/

Source Symbiosis Metamorphisis me too lmao

Source Symbiosis Metamorphisis same!

Source Symbiosis Metamorphisis lmao

Hahaha..lol

Source Symbiosis Metamorphisis XDDDDD

LOL

LOL

don’t get it. Explain?

Beerus On Drugs It’s a joke that says that Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard due to his awkward way of speaking and weird way of moving. This joke also has a counterpart known as “Mark Zuckerbot.”

How is it colorized if the man is black?

colourized film is generally from a very long time ago

Or the neighbor himself...

@@mono1377 and if he eat both the neighbors and the cat that leaves nothing to be annoyed by next door.

@@wesleydaub8002 🤣🤣🤣

Stranger things

@@shootershillroad6613 rip mews

No, my lizards are better trained, and real! Thanks for watching

ROFL 😭😂😂😂😂😂

This killed me

😂😂😂😂 kill me

@Debbie F. I literally laughed out loud at this

@Preston Garvey what did you say to my little sister?

Funny xD but I think that lizard is an iguana (at least here in Puerto Rico, iguanas look like that) and they are vegetarians, they don’t eat meat

@@Sukuna.170 we live in the same goverment shithole Yey

@@juanmaldonado4138 i cant almost never find a puertorican here :0 hola :D

@@Sukuna.170 toabaja Son los duros XD

Juan Maldonado siii xD acho, pero nuestras Vegas 😔👌 mejor que las de Nevada

HHahahhaha

underrated comment

He's the lizard's dad

hey

Built different 💯

What?

That's true love there!!

Nah man, thats a dog

Aosa sounds like my x wife

Aosa your pfp is gold

@@peterpeet4507 lol

Luciano Hernandez just back it up, real slow, back it up, no no no no, back it up, thats right

Gatling Hawk Baskin-Robbins always finds out

"Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio."

Luciano Hernandez Lines from "ant-man"...

please be patient it has autism.

Lizard: Am I a joke to you?

T H E S M I L I N G S L O T H . . " GOOOOOOOD BUDDYYYYY"

lizard: so are you gonna feed me or not

Lizard: wanna check what's inside my mouth?

😂😂

Recommendations 🤣🤣

You forgot Malaysian Flight MH370

@@sarawakmedia7016 And what about Hollywood Joe ?

LOL!!!

What you want to see in your "recommendation" home page? Sexy girls? Watch as many as possible all the sexy girls videos and you'll get what you want 😁😁

Britain in the 1800. Hmmm these strange humans would make great pets

@Makela Jackson Well they are now

@@Jelley1604 That's the worst part, they didn't recognize them as human beings.

@Makela Jackson so? whats wrong with that? May animals are very friendly

I’m the 500th like😎

Enough to do this kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h61yapNjnbbWn4k.html Thanks for watching

@@DaveDurham My neighbor had a turtle which was four inches in size that would come to him in an aquarium when he came home from work. The animal would come to the tank edge and move his head up and down. He would pet the turtle and it would go back into his pond. SO COOL !!!

@@victoryfirst2878 Thats pretty neat. Did you watch the video of the my iguana doing the obstacle course, I put the url up in the last reply

@@DaveDurham Cool I look forward to that Dave. I just love unique animals. My friend had a iguana who would sleep on the ceiling with its tail hanging down. He got tired of hitting it when he went through the living room so he made a L ledge on the ceiling. The iguana took to resting in its ceiling home like a cat. Cool animal.

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me love Dinosaurs me biggest fan

@@GodlyDinosaur Haha nice, me too!

@@theoneh5249 me more 😈

yeetes

Way better tbh, less dying when u forget to check ur fuel gauge

im completely fine with that

2014

These lizards have been around way before 2018. Are you dumb?

Tell me how, I would love to know.

Yes lol 😂

Step1: don't

Step 1: Treat him like a dog.

it a doggo

😂 man this is too underrated. Good one lol

Yoooo 🤣🤣🤣

They even more gansta.