Damn British English is a language of its own.

Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment ❤️

Lol

@@HottestBrownMan some are jamaican Patois words

Haha. Who translated this for you?

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THIS is the top comment

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So true it hurts

i love this so much

Its attractive to descent females. I dont give nonsense so I dont mind he doesnt take nonsense and I know he won't take it from anyone else. I consider these types Alpha Males more than violent men who can't control their emotions.

@Sagittarius as fvck I agree.

he's jerking himself off way too much. 🤣🤣 funny in moderation, but they are a pretty good match ngl.

So he won a pissing contest? And that's the point? Like I don't understand viewing things that way.

@@DSan-kl2yc she liked it...

dave?

@@sapphireeyes69420 Lol, clocked that as well.

As a woman you think him talking and staring at her boobs was the right way to “handle her” Interesting you said handle a woman and not handle the situation or what she said He coulda just been like that’s rude or tell me how much you make

​@velvetvulpix lmao you say that as you have a profil3 pic of your boobs, obviously wanting people to stare at them on the Internet 😂 women for you 😅

@@velvetvulpix Opinion rejected

Glad you pointed it out cause I was basically going on a mini rant myself about that

“Excuse me?” would be my only reaction. Never diss my mother.

Yep... Pretty much, thanks for pointing it out

Do you not understand the sentence's? The two things are different his mum not liking her is different to her not liking his mum.

​@@johnc4224 "those two scenarios are not the same" did you miss that part bud?

James Bond never been this smooth

It would be trippy as a really long compilations of it

This man should write a book so I can keep up with the words from his moutg

His quick wit was off the chartsss

Facts

Make a straight comedy channel so we can funnel ppl there. You're too funny to just do content on the Spurs. R.I.P. mourinho. Your defense was trash

Gwan Brudda.. Spurs on da Miz-Ap!!

JHEEEZ GANG BIZZNESS!!

Absolute 🔥🔥🔥🔥 my G.

Bro you’re my spirit animal frfr. Many props to you my guy 👍🏽

He's also the type of dude where open minded people recognize that he's actually very intelligent, the way he speaks off the top of his head like that. If someone calls him dumb they're kind of telling on themselves.

Exactly

Man, this person makes us devil advocates look bad

Bro, it's a show. If she just agreed with everything it would be boring.

Really 😂😂🤔 😂

The type of person you're referring to is a "contrarian" And yes, you're right. They are absolutely insufferable.

She aint even that good looking either. She's on top of that a hypocrit and shallow.

Wrong !!! She’s a baby momma from a divorce waiting to happen 😂😂😂😂

@@shraypuri4824 holy shit bro are u serious..thats crazy. Thats why im sacred af to travel. Some random women accuses you of rape in a foreign country and you're fucked. Look what happened to Freddie Gibbs. I thought Indian women were more submissive too

@@shraypuri4824 bullshit man India has some of the worst rape cases and sexual crime and abuse of women statistics in the world. What 60% are false it's not even that high in place like America where women are over privileged. How about you first give your women the same legal standing as men before you start shitting on them? Heck untill recently you used to throw women whose husbands died on to cremation fires with their husband whether she wanted to or not. I feel bad for your uncle but considering he's a doctor and she was a nurse it's clear you're part of a wealthy minority. Obviously women have more power within wealth and therefore can do more if they abuse that power then the majority of indian women who are housewives and daughters to farmers and can't do anything to protect themselves.

@@shraypuri4824 I'm not even a feminist so don't call me a misandrist. I'm egalitarian. And no, for the majority of women, the law will not take their side in India. For example, I know there's a law that states a married woman over 18 cannot be raped by her husband - thereby legalising marital rape. I know a friend who lives in my country but her family is from India and she can't inherit her familie's village even though she was born before her brother because she's a girl, so instead her brother is set to inherit the village. It's only in urban areas where women have more influence. Majority of India is obviously rural,like every country, and in rural areas the laws laid out for women don't matter. In fact, even though dowry has been illegal since 1961, many families still expect it. Also the video you sent me is a weight loss video of an American girl and her dad...what are you trying to prove to me with that.... As for male rape survivors,I am aware that they are not recognised as rape survivors under Indian law, which is absolutely horrible. Men can be raped too, and the law around rape in general in India really needs to be revised. However you have to understand that overall, because of their higher ability to work and create wealth and power for themselves then women in India, adult men are less susceptible to rape then women. Of course that doesn't count for children, and supposedly in a survey in 2007 more boys were found to be victims of Severe s*xual abuse then girls, which is really sad and disgusting.

No no we ALL understand 😁

Exactly. And this is why dudes need to approach women. You don't have to get the date but you do get the learning experience thus building your confidence when presented with this type of situation.

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@@TruBlq Depends how they view you at first. If your not as Good looking good luck, Hell I'm like a 2/10 in terms of looks bro, but I spark off a conversation and have Responses for everything . Does not mean I can approach A Woman without risking a Allegation. Being honest with you. Most people are superficial bro.

That guy's wit can hit trip the flash while running backwards

Lol

That was fucking gold

dudes clever got me rolln lol

This dude is amazing lol. I'm trying to get like him

Right, man is league ready

his brother is the total opposite tbh

He is top tier 😂

Looool do guys move to you? Because I can tell you boys here don’t have game like that 🤣

Facts, most don’t tho. Most Londoners I’ve known been lacking like that not excelling like this man,

well he supports Spurs so it`s either this or suicide ...

Yaddie present🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲😌

Facts bro

If they put a humor filter over it.

@Ararune hating ass

@Ararune Lmao i’m just here eating popcorn listening to y’all argue

Meh, this guy is okay to watch for a bit but listening to him gets old really quick because it's like talking to someone who's rehearsed a bunch of comebacks and pick up lines "I'm like Craig David innit" "I'm like Andre 3000 innit" "I'm like Manchester United innit" "I'm like......." Ugh, give it a rest and just talk like a regular human being 🙄

Bard Class. Pimp Subclass.

And chose the Ladykiller skill from Fallout lol

Speech 100

Speech 100

That means his strength is a ZERO. That'll be problematic later...

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Omg hi martial didn't expect you here

Shoutout to Kevin samuels, he was right when he said all we do is coddle women’s feelings

2nd stanza is crazy factual

I don't think I wanna be this honest lmao, it's seriously off putting

Playing devils advocate here. To some degree, it's worth knowing how self-sufficient a potential partner is, especially if you're looking for a long term relationship. That being said, how quick she brought up that question and digging for a figure instead of a job first is telling.

Catch how she said “I didn’t like the double standards” when she was the only one actively pushing those double standards and the guy was deflecting them?

If you look for someone to support you and you lead with that its now a long term business transaction and the question becomes what do you bring to the table to warrant the exchange.

@@steveno3141 Facts

@@piranhaplantX fuck a devils advocate. Asking what your whole income is and minutes into a date is bullshit. Find out if the man works and where. You don't need his bank statements.

Bruh dude is GOLD 💀

😂😂😂

🤣🤣 bro he had me dying the whole time

That shit was literally deep.

Honest-to-God, that line is TEFLON. Put the man on the Iron Throne, where he belongs.

He’s lex Luthor with it

😂

darksimp is looking for it lmaoo

The anti-simp equation....this fucking comment section is gold

What do you think Darkseid is coming for next?

Like Russell Brand imagine a conversation between the two of them

@@justinwalker2460 We would all have to watch at half speed. It'd be like the Barry Allen and Wally West talking ro each other.

@@legin777 Lmao

I don't think so, it's a lifestyle. Intelligence is something else.

@@justinwalker2460 would actually like to see that

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Cold...

That was a cold ass bar homie dropped lol

Cold as ice

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@@AxxLAfriku god fucking damn it, I thought you were gone

With the crown and everything

expressions is 🐐ed

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He knows how to cut through the B.S.

He's an entertainer

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@@donovandunlap8560 indeed , he doesn't play her game. as should no one

And I love that he said he wore those clothes to show he's taking the date seriously

Nah, she still doesn’t realise she was out-smarted

@@buck8ab true AF😂😂

@@buck8ab You have to be at least somewhat intelligent to realize when you've been outsmarted.

That pink top at the beginning looked like a corset baby onesie.

she has nothing to offer. She trades on her looks like currency. But she'll older one day and those looks will be gone. She hasn't displayed much education, intelligence, humor, wisdom, empathy, nor sexy prowess. She's offering nothing but eye candy for a few more years.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Loooool

Lol...nice ear right there

@Sufiya H. some people happen to speak fast and some happen to speak slow you can’t assume shit about them based off of it though cause that’s BS

I got it too.. Happy to see somebody else did😂

@Michael Howes I am convinced thanks to this comment, give me your account I will send 10 million dollars tomorrow

What rings, outside of the shape of his spaceships, did Thanos have though?

@@capo4ever334 comics bruh

Probably means the Mandarin lol.

😂😂😂

@@capo4ever334 Infinity gauntlet for fucksakes LMFAO

I agree

Caribbean men are really sweet

here before the guy that calls you sexist

@@fari1019 bruh

you slapped so hard it became religious experience

The British way 🙌

@@fari1019 this could have been sexist but he didn't show certain red flags. He wasn't constantly bashing sex workers and onlyfans

British slander over British appreciation started 😎

He is the one

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Shut up you muppet

Him vs her is like a gattling gun against a used up BB.

hey you were just on steph’s video

XD Geez. That hurt my cheeks

lmao That flew right past me and usually I listen pretty damn fastly

Project Pat (don't save her) 😂😂😂😂😂

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Bruh I thought I was the only one that didn't understand either😭

I had to put subtitles😭

Dude is fking Eminem

I still don't know wtf he said

Exactly and people wanna say he was wrong for how he talked to her bully he put the same energy she put out

Red pill vision

She's not insecure she knows that she'd only be adding him to her body count. She'd like to spend time with him but no one in her circle/family would accept him.

When gave him 7.5 because girls physically cant rate a guy a low number. You are either a seven, or HOT there’s no below that lol

@@juniperkingston9901 unless you're obese or old and broke

@@juniperkingston9901 Bro, I have seen chicks give dudes low numbers.

Practice Imaginary convos in your head and then make up what you'd like to happen... After some time of doing this *(its like riding a bike)* ....maybe weeks, your mind will automatically get better and better at it. Give it months and you become a walking talking genius....years and your a conversation god...

@@jeremysears4263 That’s smart. Since I don’t have a social life and I’m getting old. Why not start from home so that way I don’t trip on myself when I finally go out and change my life? I’m on KZfaq a lot and even listen to certain podcasts I like but I’m still terrible at stringing a sentence together.

@@jeremysears4263 I feel like you could also go insane that way

@@jeremysears4263 not just all in your head, you need to actually put those words into practice

@@burlapjack1464 100% I used to do improve and string together all sorts of jokes and shit. I was a really shy kid, really outgoing and confident in late teens and early 20s, now in my late 20s I'm more reclusive once again, and it is difficult to verbalize my thoughts and such. But it all comes down to practice, the less you speak, the harder it is to do so. The more you do it, the better you get. 🤷‍♂️ but if you never practice the thoughts into actual speech, the more likely you are to stumble when you go to do so.

Experian really should create a dating app.

Worry about your own money

She's wondering why people look at her b00b5, but did she ever consider that maybe it's the most interesting thing about her, and that she should fix that by getting smarter and more interesting to listen to? Just a thought.

@@manictiger lmao, no woman is going to consider that. Quit playin

Exactly

Lol facts

Yeah, love his show- Ali G rules!

Philosopher's Stone? A man of culture here!

@@NderituNduhiu bro shut up Harry Potter is a childrens series

@@lukesegovia6310 I am referring to The Alchemist: Brotherhood.

facts

Coke

@Blake N requires intelligence to be witty...

Swag out the gate..too quick witted without being too much personality an flavor too

Mans quicker with his replies

@BigTurqouise Pencil Do you want a date with him? If you don't then keep your opinions to yourself

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Fam would still mess it up lmao

He would probably just try use the accent😑😂

@@rochendlywouters9113 lolol

Skippy's beyond help. I don't know how he hasn't got tasered by someone by now.

@Glock Boa Sadly we are often conditioned to be the opposite however.

He is funny i tell you

So.. u like bbc or nah

@@jollygoodgordon5580 Good question.

This guy is WAYYY out of her league but if they dated then she’ll still (being oblivious to the fact) think, she is the settler

@@jollygoodgordon5580 fucking chill bro

@@yareyare4489 u gotta ask bruh, don’t just assume.

Wisdom and intelligence are valid avenues to attract a woman too. Charisma will follow once you get confident in your personal strengths

Same here bro 😂

Zero my lawd.. 😂😂😂

YOU KNOW DEM WAY DERE FAM

@@Crystantemum without charisma you're gonna need good looks or money blud

For an accessory

I’m going to play Devil’s advocate and say that I do think the choices you make with clothing and also showing off designer stuff is a part of your personality more than looks. I also myself don’t like wearing things with huge branding.

@@SharkAcademy Then she can't get mad when this guy says he likes him sum titties.

You cant make this Shit up for real

here in UK things outta girls mouth don’t slide like in USA u’d get humbled rq

Where you from if i may ask

Guyana

Exactly. Not everyone in the UK is this.

@BigTurqouise Pencil she’s asking how much money he makes so he can support her but he’s the shallow one.. 🤔

@BigTurqouise Pencil the issue is you go to an extreme OLD Pencil. They are talking about being attractive not necessarily beautiful... it’s a spectrum.. and his point is valid.. how would you find out a person’s personality if you’re not attracted to them enough to approach them? This goes for both genders. Understand? Digging in someone’s pocket on a first date is dIsGuStInGLy shallow.. she literally said I need to know if someone else can support me.. she should be able to support herself. She’s grown..

we value arguments, you need to handle it, me being capable to answer funnily makes me good. But A&P should be payed, this is showing a lot. she aint gonna be filled, by one who has no witty answer. Europeans are crazy blunt on all ends. North americans seem to be proud about their legislative free speach and mock europeans for it, but as seen, we are crazy more blunt

Quick maths

He was exactly like this in school too. Destined for comedy

@@gothiccck6296 maffs

@@raneanubis wait you were with him in school or smth?

Jamaicans

Mans moving like a drill rapper.

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Give this man his own television program, just interviewing people in studio or in the streets.

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You know dam way there fam

US men do flirt like that

@@erelpc loooool yeahhhh course

Most uk people are confident and have flow

@@yacheef190 do US people have confidence?

People in the UK are outside man, they still fight, they still are outside talking to each other, UK dudes a thorough with the ladies

Jason Becker in your profile pic! Ayy! 🎸

Men are superficial and it's fine so...

@@alec3979 Ayyyy 🤘🤘🤘

@@missNCW men get dragged for it too, so don’t be mad when the same happens to a woman. Any person as superficial as her needs to be dragged thru the mud and humbled, plain and simple

@@cassann2249 but he isn't saying or trying to pretend he has values. So when you say you are smt and act the other way people tend to drag your sorry ass. He came in genuine and spoke from the heart. She was walking on eggshels and trying to project shit on him it was way too obvious.

She was actin' mad goofy lmao

I hate when ppl do this and im glad u noticed too

D. L I think those questions were also a part of the test. To see what he would say.

As a woman, yeah I think that's idiotic... Why would you test people by wearing a low-cut blouse? When I wear a low-cut blouse, I know what these fools are going to be looking at LOL! No tests involved! Goodness... Some women are disingenuous. She knows that even if a man is not looking at her boobs in that low-cut shirt, they're going to be thinking about looking at her boobs and trying hard not to just to pass her silly little test.

@@serious7179 exactly! It’s like drinking a beer in front of a recovering alcoholic and then getting mad at them for being tempted! I stay modest now…I don’t want to give people an idea of me that doesn’t fit what my intentions or wants are. Walking contradictions don’t give people the impression that you have yourself together. People like that are the red flag lol

Oozolini is the one COYS

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facts

@Andrew Friend nah mate that ain’t it. You dont settle for simping until you can better yourself, you start bettering yourself immediately. It doesn’t matter if you’re ugly, short, broke, overweight, if you’ve got two working legs and a brain then you can start changing your life immediately. Once you’ve committed to self-improvement then women are gonna automatically take a backseat. If you aren’t worth shit, simping definitely isn’t gonna get you cheeks anyway.

Yes, more dudes need to put some respect on themselves instead of playing games with silly girls like the chick in the video.

Blame the single mothers for raising simps.

Growing up in Uk men don’t have to be high value men to get these girls they straight up 😂

Bruh the dude's a legend in his own time lmao

For sure my dude has got flavor

I think they fucked... there I said it

@@Higggzzz yea I did

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@@Just1n-Rhodes bro STFU 🤦🏽‍♂️

Actually it goes for women and emotionally uncontrollable men.

Then she was even had the audacity to say I don't like double standards 🤣

@@3rdWiseman Beat me to it

She chastised him for saying he wouldn't approach a woman unless he was attracted to her and yet she immediately judged him based on his headband and the labels. She would never have approached him in a bar if he was dressed the way he was dressed during their chat. Unfortunately, the woman lacks self-awareness so she doesn't realize how hypocritical she is.

Even before that she admitted to testing him with a low cut shirt. She was definitely feening for attention