"Smack her on the back of the forehead!" "Where?!" Almost choked on that one, damn...

"...and you threaten her IF she say no. And WHEN she say no.." Her saying no is a part of the process haha

Rufus needs to be a recurring character.

It’ll never end well if you ask a divorced parent how it happened.

Roofus always be giving the most out of pocket advice 😭 I swear

This is the kindest griffy’s dad has been to him

"Sh*t worked for meee" Had me on the floor!😭😭

That “makes sense” line was delivered perfectly 😂

As a woman this is exactly how you pick us up.

This is that rare type of Griffy video where it started with a conversation between father and son and didn't end with "I'M NOT YO DAD"

Me playing this too loud on the car pool ride to work 😂😂😂

Chopping off ya own toes is beyond me 😂😭 gotta love Griffy

"And you smack her in the back of the forehead" "Where?" I may or may not have temporarily ceased living after hearing that.

Nah seriously. Those old school cats are something else. I was talking to this old head at my job about some issues I was having with my wife at the time. He leans over and says, “you ain’t never hit her??”. I started laughing but he was dead serious and says, “nah seriously young blood. Sometimes you just gotta let her know what’s what that one good time and that’s that. My wife been minding ever since”. I said, “boy it’s 2019 and she white. Imma go to jail man!” 😂😂😂

"You Kindly forced that b**** to be yours" 😂😂

“In the back of the forehead”🧠💀

Definitely trying out Uncle Roofus' game tonight. Wish me luck, guys.

"And WHEN she says no" floored me.

Smack her in the back of her forehead killed me 😂

I like how his face is always filled with glee then quickly gets serious whenever he hears something wrong or off😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

Did he just say lock her up in your Granny’s chicken coop? 😂😂

The story of how my uncles met each other is nearly the same. He met her at the market, stalked her home, beat up her brothers and male friends. Threatened her to go out with him or he will kill her and my grandparents. And believe it or not, they end up married and have been together for 30+ years. He also abused my cousins so hard that one of them studied and lived abroad (in France) and the other one joined the military force, both just to avoid "breathing the same air with him".

“Give the little nigga some game” TOOK ME 💀💀💀

Half of all our Grandmas basically just married their stalker

Rufus got so based at the end he became Richard Pryor

Such wonderful advice, which I will now take into consideration the next time I want to ever attempt to pick up a woman. I have never thought of such astonishing, sush stunning, such sweet advice to pick up a female.The next time I ever see a beautiful lady I will make sure to take such exact advice into perspective and follow through with everything in the exact manner in the way as this was explained to me. Thank you Roofus, for the loving advice.

you know it bad when griffy's dad is perturbed by Rufus' ass

" Den u pour bleach on ha knees!" 😆 😆 😆

I swear every time I asked my uncles some shit about girls their advice came down to either manipulation or stalking. I swear niggas back in the day used to be on some weird shit 😂😂😂😂

As someone who lived “back in my day” and the “good ole days” I can confirm the accuracy of this.

Bro your enlarged eyes from the glasses make this so much funnier 😂

“Hard grip.”

scary relatable.. dating was so awkward for me cuz all the advice i ever got was SOME kind of force or "denial of what she wants until she wants you" behavior. didnt help right around time i finished college asking girls what they were looking for and the answer i got *_the most_* was "well, as long as you dont beat me" 😑 i mean.. shit. i know that must've been bad for them too but that pretty much demoralized me altogether 😅 also, side story: it wasnt somebody in MY family, but i knew a nigga who told a very similar "put her in a chicken coop" story. not confirmed if* it happened fr, cant really say i want to find out

Is it wrong that I'm just lmao while Griffy's facial expression shows deeper and deeper sign of genuine concern for what he was hearing? 🤣🤣

Instructions unclear pending charges being filed…. 😢

can’t wait to work with you one day bro🙏🏾‼️ imma stay on my grind

I paid £25 to see a 75 minute one person play and this skit has already conveyed a thicker and more interesting character web in 2 min than that whole show

After a real fucked up day this is the only time I laughed. Thanks Griffy!

Them old heads be daaaawgs 😂😂😂

Hey, at least Rufus was honest about it. 😂

When I use to walk in downtown or volunteering at the VA, it was always these two types of people giving me advice like that. lol

Griffy is a treasure man, he come out of left field sometimes with these videos and I just be dying

Everytime this man uploads I try to watch the video as fast as I can, in chance is gets age restricted

“Lock her in granny chicken cook……….Strangle a cat in front of her.”😂😂😂

The "be yourself and be a gentleman" saying from all my relatives got me in a lot of friend zones back in school lmao

This one of the best Griffey vids yet🤣😭😭😂😂🤣🤣😂

This is how my grandparents have really gotten married. Grandpa has kidnapped because has refused him. Funny enough, they are still married and she loves him so much too lol

This is very close too what my great grandpa told me 😂

Old head rizz always be outta pocket ong 💀💀

I gotta try that “pouring bleach on the knees” move out

🤣Please make some more video about asking old people for advice because I swear this is how it be.😂

I like how Griff is the audience in this one, expecting something crazy, and then comforted with “Something regular, something regu-“

Lmao my Uncle’s name is Rufus but we call him Uncle Hook. His wife found his second phone last month and boyyyy when I tell you this is accurate asf 🤣🤣🤣

"hard grip !!!"

They do be hitting that “im just tryna help the lil nigga out”🤣

Where might one find Grannie's chicken coup? BTW... this is the best dating advice channel on YT

The moment Roofus' name was dropped, I knew some outta pocket shit was gonna be said... 😂

This why I don't ask for advice on topics like this 🤣🤣

Love your content Griffy and you skits are always funny.

"Back of the forehead." 💀

As a grown up I can confirm it

this needs to be a series

There is actually an African tradition where you Kidnap a woman to initiate marriage proceedings or force her into marriage, learned about it in law school here in South Africa, it has only recently been made illegal. In many African regions the tradition is still alive and well. It's called Ukuthwalwa and was a very common practice.

"Smack her on the back of the forehead"😂

Griffy is truly incredible

Kindly and respectfully

"ask her what the time is, women love that son".

Uncle was a savage😂😂😂😂

Griffy’s dad sounds like a nice guy

Griffy never disapoints

The "makes sense" took me tf out

Times have certainly changed

Fr!!!! Old people swear they pulled every girl they saw 😂😂😂

_"F...........UCK OOL THAT SHIET"_ "roofus"

Roofus knows how it be. Probably has a better success rate than being a old timey nice gentleman. Being a modern gentleman you have decent odds, but old-timey tends to be either a little rapey, or a simp. Nowadays you be polite to a point, don't lead with your wallet, don't think with your Johnson exclusively, and don't commit or fall for simp ways. Now if you find a diamond in these very rough times, do what you need to do, but still, don't be a complete simp. There be no recovering from that road.

The bleach on the knees got me in tears 💯

Solid advice Roofus, I did it and it worked.

Such deep and wonderfully constructed characters ❤️

This is close to the advice Too Short was giving out a few years ago

Good Cop, Bad Cop. The struggle is real

Andrew Tate listened to his elder relatives pick up advice really well apparently

Reading the title & I wonder how this was gonna turn for the worse LMAO 😂😂😂

This is like the one time Griffy talks to his dad and didn’t get told “I’m not your dad” granted he was mainly talking to his Uncle sounds like but still talked to his dad

I gotta remember that chicken coop move

Hi Griff, I'm glad to see that you're posting, I know that doesn't exactly mean you're doing well, but I hope you're feeling better, and we all love you. Stay strong!

Remember, your looks is what determines whether you have rizz... or a rizztraining order. Good luck out there bois ✌

i feel like rufus and james could get their own sitcom

*It's officially the part 3 of, "Back in My Day"* 🍻

We need to hear more from Rufus😂😂

I actually tried this and it works!

"And then u put her on your granny chicken coup". And that folks is why I love the internet

The granpa isn't aware women have rights now

Griffy can’t do no wrong 😂

Rufus's game beats mine. I always just made eye contact with that sly grin and spit out some kind of pick up line that fit the occasion or the chick. Took lots of practice to get that right but Rufus is direct and to the point

E-excuse me? 0:30 where? 0:42 bleach... 0:46 kindly? 1:01 huh? 1:07 a machete? 1:17

At least his dad doesn't deny him anymore

This advice works trust🙏🏽💯

Great vid Griffy!

"You kindly force that biih to be yours"😭

1:13 holy shit the delivery of this line killed me 💀