"Don't ask me how a reaper is healing people." I thought this was self explanatory. Death is a high potency cure for everything

The sprout sitting down to watch the sage animations was cute 🥺

SMN in ShB: *longest and most convoluted rotation in the game* SMN in EW: “hehe clap clap clap slap slap slap”

As a Lalafel Machinist, I've embraced the "they were always so quiet/kept to themselves" serial killer energy we give off.

Healers -- "This is the perfect roll for you if the idea of trying a Carolina Reaper fills you with ecstasy or if your main goal in life is to solve everyone elses problems but never your own." I have never felt so personally attacked in a video before.

I was going through an identity crisis after leveling half my jobs to 90 and I wasn't sure what to play. Thank you so much for this video! I'm even more conflicted now.

“Should I play a melee, ranged, or healer?!” RDM: “Yes.”

Mch: "Though this job is potentially a serial killer..." EXCUSE ME LUCY, I am NOT a serial killer. I prefer the title "professional war crime committer". As they say, 1 death is a tragedy. 1000 is a good start.

The speeded up jump animations have changed the feel of playing Dragoon from sleepwalking to having ADHD. Before when I pressed the jump button I could go make myself a cup of tea and come back by the time the animation sequence was over. Now my every other attack is a jump since you can just throw one in while your next combo attack is still in gcd.

As a warrior main, i was offended at you claiming we are too powerful. We are not. We need more dmg. More Heal. MORE AXE.

Tanking in this game is incredibly easy. If you're just starting to tank, give it a month or two and you'll start ignoring mechanics in dungeons to get vuln ups so you can *feel something.*

Me: *has played for 5 years* Also me: *watches in detail and takes notes*

I’m not mad at the caffeine call out for gunbreaker, I’m just a little bit embarrassed that she’s completely right

"Your main goal in life is to solve everyone else's problems, but never your own." ... Yea... you know, I might just be a healer main... well, at least I'll finally start getting commends in roulettes

I heard kaiten mentioned and I blacked out, only coming to realizing my room was torn apart. Posters on the floor, keyboard smashed, bed torn to shreds. Tears covered every inch of the scene, and, as I gained consciousness, the depression that square enix envoked upon me came rushing back, only to leave me sobbing quietly on the ground. A broken, empty husk. So yeah, great video as always Lucy!

For those coming from WoW or other games where there are "wrong job" Fear not, FF14 balance is overall very good and, especially with the last change from this patch which solved a few "annoying quirk" a few jobs had. Every content, can be cleared with any mix of job provided you have one of each role, tank, heal, melee, range, caster. Even healer can actually go as double shield or double pure and clear everything, beside, maybe, ultimate. The only thing that should be relevant in your choosing of a job is your enjoyement. If you play well, you will never be a burden to your team. Similarly no job will compensate your lack of skill. Every jobs are within a few % of each others, and while it is true that a "meta comp" would perform better than one with all the "worst" of each role. That would actually end up being a difference of only a few percent. That can be a deal breaker if you aim for week 1 clear (like world race basically), but in general, a few pieces of gear will offset that easily. Follow your dream, listen to your heart, and do your best. Source: myself, triple legend with almost every weird comp you could dream off because I value the enjoyement of my team.

So sad Lucy has to put a disclaimer. Your humor is genius keep it up. Great show with Mr happy also

9:29 the race clothes Au Ra just walking up and sitting to watch you rotate is so precious :')

I keep hearing "It has a nacho progression of ramping up the difficulty bit by bit" in regards to Dragoon as a starting job And I still think it makes sense because nachos start easy to eat and slowly get messier.

For those new or who might want to know what the deal with that "last class" is at 21:17. It's Blue Mage(BLU)! A Caster DPS that can't do content that exceeds lvl70 (At current that's any content from Shadowbringers and Endwalker) or is designated as a "roulette", can only sign up for content with a pre-made party or solo, doesn't learn it's skills through leveling, and is a master class at old content it has access to and content in the open world(they also can't access PVP and a few other things like deep dungeons, basically, if it would require match making, it's a no go for BLU). It's rotation is simple and has quite a bit of DPS when it's rotation is needed. It involves using many stacking buffs and oGCDs at once as well as debuffs on the enemy to maximize damage and then entering a burst phase of high damage moves, and then entering a lower damage "cool down" phase until you can do it again. I say when it's needed for the rotation because the biggest draw of BLU as a class it's ability to insta kill trash enemies with little difficulty. Legitimately it's two button presses maybe one and an entire pack of enemies dies. But beware! These cheap tactics don't work on mightier foes such as some bosses and mid tier enemies. If you want the powerful skills such foes can provide you then your best come prepared! All this how ever is something you will have to work for, as BLU learns it's spells from killing the enemies that have recently used them (and a few unlocked freebies that are gotten for unlocking the class and acquiring a certain amount of achievements like learning a few skills ECT.). Which enemies? Well you gotta kill em and find out!(or look up a list of what gives what on the internet and go through it like a check list, that's okay too!) It's also has it's own set of mini-game repeatable solo instances called "The Masked Carnivale" that add new twists and challenges to the combat system and gives tomestones and other goodies as well al a leader board of the weekly top scores by other player to try and beat. They are the only class that can replace the Healer and tank rolls fully for prolonged periods of time, even whole dungeons and trials(IF you have the right skills learned)! Their aesthetic is best described as "masked stage magician who does daring tricks". Which is appropriate as their biggest tricks are clearing old dungeons on their own and making FATES disappear! It becomes unlock-able after the MSQ for the base game has been completed (you will have seen the credits or bought a skip to an expansion) if you have a class at LVL50, and starts at LVL1. I suggest looking for leveling guides, but all the normal methods of leveling (save those that require you be randomly matched with other people through duty finder) are available. They also get a BOOST to EXP from normal (no fate or guild leves) enemies. I recommend picking it up and unlocking everything on it (it will take you about in afternoon or two in my experience) if you ever need to grind something from the stormsblood expansions or older and want a fresher (and maybe shorter) time of it. ESPECIALLY if you have 4-8 friends willing to help you out with leveling and skill gets. Also if you really like the games solo instance but wished they were more complicated mechanically or re-playable. Tips from an old BLU: if you have the maximum people in your party for an instance, you can "sync" (lowering your level to the dungeons) it and it greatly ups the chance of getting the skill. Also if you have many BLUs in your party trying to get a spell, if one BLU gets it, they ALL get it provided they were alive when the enemy died, were on BLU, and they had attacked the enemy a decent amount of times (4-10).

I don't care what job I play, I just enjoyed listening to your voice for 22 mins. Thanks for the video

surprisingly informative but still has Lucy's signature humor

I love the DRK changes. makes tanking fun again and living dead feels so good with that fat 2000 cure potency. heres my own personal tip for ppl choosing jobs. be a black mage bc nothing as stupid as the kaiten removal will happen to the job bc yoshi p plays it. it may be a bit difficult in certain content but its worth the job stability you wouldnt find in 2020 america

Your defense of DRG's unfair reputation as a floor tank was a Stardiver into my Dragoon Main heart. I've tried to be strong and laugh it off all this time, but at last... Someone speaks up against this injustice. Bless you, Lucy.

You're a phenomenal writer. Your dry delivery and witty jokes had me laughing the whole way through. Great job!

This vid was great I just started playing this game and I really couldn’t find another video explains the jobs/classes this well. Thanks!!!

Honestly this is a pretty awesome starter guide with solid high-level suggestions for what jobs people might like. Good stuff Lucy!

I did the MSQ as a Dancer, and now that I am just tooling around, I think in might be time to go summoner. Simple gameplay makes my little brain happy. :3

as someone waiting for more Endwalker content, this vid is just what i needed thank you my beloved demon

Fun breakdown of the classes. I just started the gane this month and am looking for a tank class to learn next. The gunbreaker looks like a lot of fun!

This was a wonderful guide, and so inviting and fun for new and returning newbies! Thank youuuu

Such an amazing video! Thank you Lucy for always making such awesome content!!

Casters: The obvious benefit is that they dont have to be in melee range! *Cuts to RDM melee phase You did this on purpose, didnt you, Lucy

I just started today and this is the second video I’ve watched from you all I’d like to say is thanks for making me laugh and for your funny teaching method’s

I just watched this video for the heck of it and enjoyed it alot, u made some great puns that had me laughing hard so keep up the good work!

I always love seeing these types of videos. Seeing how veterans compare and contrast the jobs to each other never gets old. Thanks for this, your videos are great!

Phew. I'm glad to learn that my choice of dragoon when I first started playing wasn't cringe. Thanks Lucy! Bonus of dragoon is that the ishgard storyline is really awesome when you've done the job quests leading up to it!

Good video! Nice to see a more "serious" guide, I can send it to a few friends who are on the fence about the game lmao

I was browsing for FFXIV guides and you really are funny, and informative. Instant Suscribe 😍

my first video of yours, and just wanted to say I really enjoy your flow :D Also useful info for a newbie like me :P Thanks!

They truly did SAM dirty. Here's hoping the open revolt on the OF forces a reversion. Tenka didn't even get the auto-crit treatment; the JP community memes that Tenka "comes out of the butt" because of the animation, but I think it's appropriate for it's damage too, since it hits about as hard as a wet fart now.

I love this Channel. I feel like if there was a big booth or stage for FF14 at E3... Lucy could probably do an hour of standup comedy just about about FF14 and have the crowd cracking up.

Amazing video, Lucy! You put out a video that I would recommend wholeheartedly to newcomers and not keep in my backpocket once they've drunk the degenerate Kool Aid! Great change of pace and still amazing work! You've outdone yourself!

New to the game and new to your channel. Thank you very much for making this. It's exactly the kind of video I was looking for and you're hilarious.

As a healer main who also grows Carolina Reapers, I can confirm your description is accurate

DRK's invuln is actually broken now and i absolutely love it

Woah! This is super good video to watch. Funny jokes and delivery. I love this kind of content and helps me think of which one I want to use.

Great video. Very entertaining while learning which job suits me best.

Hmm ... after this video i think i'll level blue mage . Thank you Lucy

Ffxiv players on consoles that main Astrologers hold power forbidden to mortals

Thanks for this informative video, I'm finally going to try to lvl other classes and pick one out of every roll to main incase I ever need to switch to a certain roll.

So happy i found you freakin hilarius and awesome vid ❤❤❤❤😊

Not only did you help me choose a job, you helped me decide to play this game

That timing is way to good, i just started playing FF o.o I only really know that i want to be a healer buuuut... why does everyone and their catgirl have healing abilities, i thought we had healers for that >.

What a great video! Entertaining and informative, I like your style for sure, here, have my sub :P

I love your Final Fantasy 14 content. I’m looking forward to you tackling even more domains in addition to commentary on Jobs

As a ninja main, I haven't seen that rabbit in years. Forgot what not being perfect looks like. See you all in pvp.

As a white mage, I came to increase my self loathing by 10%, but you didn’t point this out so I had a 5% decrease. My therapist appreciates this but I don’t. 😂 Anyway, I was wondering how you’d treat blue mage in this video. I was not disappointed. 😏

Super entertaining to watch. Had me laughing quite a bit. Bonus: helped me pick my next alt job. Thank you!

So i just downloaded the trial on my PS5 as I've been looking for a good MMORPG that actually works on console for a while. This led me to go down the KZfaq rabbit hole, which (inevitably) led me to you. You're explanation is amazing and really helps! However! I struggle to pay attention to the actual content because of a few things: 1. You're comments have me cracking up! 2. You go through so much so fast 3. You're voice mixed with the language you use surprises the hell out of me! (Not complaining, it just throws me off guard lol)

Last time I was this early, Hissatsu Kaiten still existed

The whole thing about tanks is highly dependant on which tank you use. Basically, Warrior is broken OP, Gunbreaker is an undercover DPS, and PLD is only good past level 50. Low-level dungeons/trials with PLD feel so oddly unforgiving, you feel more like a DPS that just happens to have tank skills and a strand of spaghetti for a weapon. This changes instantly in the level 50+ dungeons where your sense of strength seems to ramp up very fast. All they would need to do to improve it is let us use Clemency earlier, since PLD is supposed to be a HEALING TANK...

wow i was expecting the usual meme vid but this was an informative vid! wish i had this when i was starting.

Amazing video. Thank you very much.

Thanks for making this clip. It's hard to find simple explanations of what all the jobs are about but this one does so better than any others that I have found. Your rapid fire Meme turrets made me feel like a verbal goal keeper while trying to keep up but I was laughing for most of the clip and your voice is very pleasant to listen too. Like a soothing massage to the brain :-) Did you really say that Samurai "Have the kinky gauge" ?? I must have miss heard that. Right?

I miss classic Summoner :( Back when your pet could, and would die. I died a few times because Topaz Carbuncle failed me. The memories. . .

Brand new to the game and thought the video was lit, went to make my character and everything was full on Crystal so I guess I have to find out how to wait in line to join a server. I'll just watch this like 5 more times to keep juices flowing, thanks!

Behind all the memes, it's amazing the amount of effort you put into the video. And it shows. Legit impressed, have my like and sub.

I'm a white mage so let me see. I'll pick......white mage. Still gonna watched the whole video though

You spelling creature as "creacher" had me malding.

haha, awesome vid, great info and the "...ver-y-homicidal, and yes im also ashamed of that one..." had me rolling. Loving the content Lucy!!

always fun to listen to your opinions, please keep them coming

I will live and die as a MCH main, I may get clowned on in Savages for the worst class in the game. But I will prove to the world I am not irrelevant!

"aetherflow keeps their MP stable" Me, who has to keep galvanizing the tank because his pull was too large: *-1000 MP* *-1000 MP* *-1000 MP* *-1000 MP* edit: yes, I know there's more than using Adlo but for some reason, not having a barrier active ticks me off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Honestly the quality of the content on this channel just keeps getting better. Came for the memes, stayed for the consistent good videos.

Informative, light hearted, enjoyable to listen to, and full of top quality memelord. A+

Gunbreaker still the sigma choice

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Lucy we need swag! I didn’t know where to post this. But you’re by far my fave vtuber.

That was amusing and informative. I liked this video :)

It's sad that as a SMN main I was so excited for the SMN changes, and now it's literally the least interesting class to play... New players don't let this put you off though, but as someone who loved to play summoner when it was a complicated job, its quite sad to see

Can't wait to see asmongold react to this. Wink wink wink. Thanks for the amazing content can wait to see what the amazing lucy poochy has brought us today

I absolutely love your humor and love how blatantly savage yet honest you are about everything. I won't lie, I do wish that you mentioned how obnoxiously strong TBN is for DRK, and how absolutely ridiculous SGE's raidwide damage mitigations are. I feel like those two things alone are great motivations to play the classes. That being said, you are totally right about RPR being the favorited baby of the melee's. I'd say maybe 1/50 raids I get put into with a dancer do I NOT get the dance partner buff as RPR. :3 Great video, Lucy!!

Just discoveres your channel and am loving it! Also, you should make a FFXIV rap album. I would totally buy that!

11:36 I am ver-y glad you made this ver-y good guide. Also, once I get the full game and level Gunbreaker to 90 (or whatever the level cap is by the time I have a stable, constant source of income), I plan to play Red Mage because it seems ver-y ver-sitile. Ver.

WHM: Glare III/Holy III, Dia, Assize, Afflatus Misery SCH: Broil IV/Art Of War, Biolysis, Energy Drain, Ruin II AST: Fall Malefic/Gravity II, Combust, Lord of Crowns, Earthly Star SGE: Dosis III/Dyskrasia, Eukrasian Dosis III, Phlegma III, Toxikon II Sage doesn't have "More DPS options" . It's the same as the rest. Each healer has 1 Nuke, 1 DoT, 1 AoE Nuke and some few and between abilities with long CDs that they can use for a very slim DPS gain under very convoluted situations (Like boss phase changes). Calling the 1 button nuke spam of healers a "rotation" is a bit of a stretch.

You know, You Tube recommend me Lucy around October of last year, and I've been following her since, and from day 1 I knew these were jokes and humor, a different way to approach the classic, What class should you play, it saddens me that there has to be a disclaimer. You keep doing this Lucy, don't let bitter and no fun people tell you otherwise.

I didnt notice it at first, but watching that sprout sit down to watch your Sage rotation reminded me so much of why i got into Ninja. Just some random guy practicing his rotations on a training dummy. My nooby conjurer self took one look at all the cool stuff and said "That's rad! I wanna do that!"

Made me lol multiple times. Wish I could like it more than once. Awesome job.

Lucy, talk about Blue Mage! I can't wait to see what you have to say. I enjoyed unlocking the skills. Minus the primal lv 50 ones on BLU launch... 174 runs of Shiva EX...

Great writing, awesome video 👍

That vid won you a sub🙌. First impressions count🙏

All that materia that needs to be extracted Keepo Great video :D Super good for our sprouts!

Glad I stumbled upon this video because I am about to play FF14 today.. I primarily play the Archer class on all games and since I like a bit of support role too, Bard it is..

Love the video. I havent played since base game. I just got a pc and was thinking about getting back into it. How bad is endgame as a solo player? None of my friends want to play. From what I remember I had to play a healer to make queues faster is this still true?

Hi, I just wanted to say I dont even play FFXIV, I just really enjoy your videos. Thats literally it. Hope you are having a nice day.

Thanks for the guide. :)

Great starter guide. I've got some relatives starting this game and this will probably help them

This was absolutely incredible, and I wish this existed when I began my first step in Eorzea a year ago.

For NIN controller players, there is a macro you can set up for Shunkuchi that makes it so you can use your recital to aim an teleport with 1 button press. recommended for PC users as well cause it's just that quick and precise enough for the trade off