When someone says something I don’t understand, I ask for one repeat. If I still don’t get it I say “Okay I’ll tell you what I’m hearing.” Then I repeat the exact noises that I heard. Whether it be gibberish or words that are clearly not it. Makes for a quick laugh and let’s them know what parts to emphasize to help me hear correctly. OP strat

i feel like "omw" is a text you send as you're sitting down in your car getting your playlist right

2:37 more people should be concerned about him saying "I used to wash my hands DAILY" as though washing your hands once a day is often

Ngl the thing with Nick and the fountain would be the end of our friendship. That's fucked up

Lud: answer honestly Everybody: *lies* Lud: well shit.

Being a Ludwig fan is like being a fan of Geico even if they don’t save you 15% or more on car insurance

Ludwig asking his zoomer chat about people they've had sex with is quite hilarious

That’s the Ludwig “peepee hands” Ahgren I know and love

5:35 That's the type of shit that I end friendships over. Being late is chill, lying about the arrival time can get annoying but still fine, but saying you'll arrive when you won't? Definitely not

"I do not wash my hands after going to the bathroom" - man touching his mouth

Note to self: Never shake hands with a Ludwig viewer.

Ludwig: I have some class, I wash my hands after pooping Also Ludwig: washing hands with shampoo

One time I told my friend I didn’t want to hang out and my whole family thought I was depressed

Even we bigfoots always wash our hands in a creek

i will never again pretend to know what's going on..... one time a cashier said something i didn't hear, and i just laughed and said "that's awesome!". and he was like "my moms in hospice. she's dying.". 😐

The being on time thing is way worse for me because I’m terrified of being late but I also hate being early, coupled with the fact that I have absolutely no sense of time.

I'm concerned about the fact that Ludwig thinks washing his hands becomes unnecessary when in your own house... What, does he think the germs are cool with him? Like 'ah nah mate, he lives here, we're cool, no reason to infect him' 😂

I like how lud takes digs at his chat to actually go out and do stuff, I don’t think most streamers would do that

damn ludwig the type to confess to murder on his stream, tell the whole story, and convive his chat they’ve done the same

One time in middle school a girl asked me if I’ve seen supernatural, and I lied and said “yah” She asked me which characters I ship, and I know the characters and general idea but I’ve only seen snippets, so I said two random names to bullshit it And she was like “wait that’s incest” I accidentally said the brothers names, and I failed the chump check, and in the end there was no point in pretending I knew ab the show

as a youtube frog, i live for the daily updates

remind me to never touch luds hands if I meet him

Are we not gonna talk about how he washes his hands with shampoo?

As a person with social anxiety, the people who always say "you had to have been there" stress me out so much since now I think I missed something vitally important that I'll never understand now since not only will no one explain it to me but it wouldn't even be funny if they did

Ludwig uploaded this at exactly 1:27AM EST 7/14/2021

Ah yes the stream where Ludwig tries to make himself feel better about his bad life choices by comparing them to his chat

12:30 - Well, now we know why Ludwig gets fired from every job he starts within a few weeks.

People like Ludwig are why I have immense anxiety meeting people places, like bro, consider the other person, just be honest

As someone with hygiene ocd that first question makes me wanna dig a hole and hide in it for the rest of my life

TIL: I'm too honest for my own good. Legitimately tell people 'Sorry, I don't have the energy to hang out with anyone right now.' I also have stood there for a solid twenty seconds going 'I'm sorry, what did you say?'. My brain would just not put the sounds into words. It doesn't help that I'm easily distracted all the time so usually I need to ask someone to repeat something at the start of every conversation because I'm just not paying attention. They'll say something to me and I'll still be thinking about squirrels or something.

“Like when you put a FORK in backwards when trying to eat YOGURT or something” - Ludwig 2021 11:20

The way Ludwig described peeing, it sounds like he doesn’t even wipe after he pees

Did he really think people would answer honestly??? Its HIS twitch chat...

There has to have been more than 57% of people who’ve said “I’m omw!” before they left

Being hard of hearing makes me constantly ask people to repeat themselves but it also makes me hate repeating myself

Funny part is one of my friends have genuinely hit me with the “aww man sorry Ludwig is live” before and as the bigger Ludwig watched I completely understand

not washing your hands after peeing is a war crime

Frikkin AMAZING content Broder, Ive watched you on and off for nearly a year now, and you keep hitting next level. Well done for perfecting your craft!

I gotta show up on time, and i wont lie about being late. yall crazy

"Just get a job, make money, and die like the rest of us capitalist machine parts" - Ludwig the full time streamer/youtuber

43% of Twitch chat has to be deleted from this earth, you're actually GRIM

9:45 the way to make people not feel bad about asking about a specific show part or whatever, is tell them it sounds cool but you haven't seen it yet, that way you are honest and don't make them feel bad.

Ludwig perfectly described my life when he was talking about the texting "I'm omw" thing 😂

For the one about asking if I’ve seen a movie, I usually say “I haven’t, but for the sake of conversation I’ll say sure” so I can listen to them anyway

holy shit that strikers charged music while you're talking about subscribers is actually iconic, i hum it to myself all the time

Ive been using the exception “Bro I want to but I can’t cuz of COVID, maybe after COVID is over” for the past 2 years lol

4:25 I live in Brazil, and doing this is basically part of the culture. "On my way" basically means "I'm still getting dressed" over here

I loved the "honesty" of everyone in answering the questions.

Kinda crazy how Ludwig just walks around doing his every day tasks with piss hands

Bro half of your chat is 12 there’s no way they told the truth

about the "i'm omw", i message them "i'm omw" when i am already there and i just chill there for like 5 minutes and then come in so i dont seem weird for not giving a heads-up when am coming

9:40 I agree so what you gotta do is say “nah I haven’t seen that yet but explain it to me” because then you get to ask them more questions and they feel like you’re listening and interested. And you get to know what’s going on so win win win!

A lot of these are situational, like the one about not hearing something in a conversation. For me it depends how much time I have, and how good friends I am with that person.

Yeah on my resume I said I was an unpaid mogul moves intern

You know I really appreciate Lud giving me a wake up call and calling me a lazy fuck while I’m watching this at 2 AM having to wake up early tomorrow(in a couple hours)

My favorite thing to do when people clearly aren't hearing me but smile and nod anyway is to ask them if they're listening, and then ask them to repeat back what I said after they say yes and watch them die inside as they admit they were in fact, not listening.

Really huge part of this is how the title is "I *ASKED* 3500 people to answer questions honestly." and not "3500 people answer questions honestly."

It genuinely surprises me just how many people lie in certain situations; I think it would be nicer if people were just brutally honest about themselves.

Whenever people ask me to hangout and I don't wanna go, I deadass just say "sorry dude, I'm not feeling it rn. You down to hangout another time?". It just works

With strangers I'll only ask once, but with close friends and family I ask them to repeat themselves multiple times

don’t wash your hands Edit: this is a joke those replies are messed up

Ludwig: Have you ever message "I'm omw" when you're not actually on your way Me: i don't go outside

16:00 the moment of realization, got me so much! xD

Hahaha thanks for being so honest Lud, I une abruptly laughed so hard at the no soap for 3 months

He’s joking about not washing his hands… right? RIGHT?

Tiktok time, google forms vids, etc., they are all just story time. And I love it

I love how the entire chat is saying gross on the first question and when it's revealed it close to half the chat Half the chat was lying

Ludwig:i don’t wash my hands Chat D: Bots: NEW MERCH COMING SOON

I think there should be a rule where if a person is late when they said they’ll be on time, everyone else who’s there before him can smack him. It’d be a reward for being on time, and a punishment for the one who’s late

6:25 I have anxiety I can't control it, I'm always there 30 minutes early cuz I don't know what to do at home when I'm meeting someone in like an hour

the amount of 0s in chat for question 3 was amazing

This is actually one of my favorite Ludwig vids

Ive found Ludwig recently and honestly I love the positive vibes he brings! Thank you for making such fun content!

I have used Ludwig as an excuse multiple times. Usually I’ll phrase it funny tho. Like “Can’t, I’m watching a grown man lose in Pokémon”

Can't wait for Ludwig to do this again but with KZfaqrs

This is just lud exposing himself for 20 minutes

I’m that anxious guy when it comes to being late. It does suck lol

ludwig does know lying on your resume is a crime it is considered to be fraud.

When you ask them to repeat it enough times, they just give up and won't tell you

the unsubscribed thing is actually true. It is a common problem that I have to deal with for many channels. Sometimes I watch videos from some of my favorite KZfaqrs and it will say that I am unsubscribed, and even after I click subscribe again, it will still reload and say that I didn't.

I never lie about being omw, but I'll definitely keep someone's story going by saying "I think I might've seen it" or "I don't quite remember" - never waste the time, never kill the vibe

i’m not subbed in twitch but you know that’s ok bc i was there for the livestream when u shaved your head for the first time

giving a vague response is the best

Protip for asking to hangout. Someone that actually wants to hangout but can't will do some followup, either suggest another time, ask to do something else or invite to one of their things. Booking someone down and then not following through is a crappy thing to do even if you have a legitimate excuse.

If you don't want to hang out, just say you're tired.

I like how the title says the answer honestly yet the quiz talks and encourages lies

for the one about not wanting to hang out: make like a really specific excuse right before that people won’t bother to ask more about. Like this group of really annoying kids at my school invited me to one of their houses and I would literally rather do anything else than see them for like 10 minutes. I texted the host like 20 minutes before and said ‘hey sorry i woke up with a really bad stye and advil isn’t helping. i really don’t think i’ll make it, sorry’ and then just kept my account on invisable after then

Ludwig your amount of honesty in this video scares me

I always lie but I say “it’s been awhile since I seen the movie”

It definitely does suck being the type to get there on time, but it also has its perks sometimes. Mainly more free food/drink than everyone else. My issue is that if I'm not getting there on the time they say, then what time do I pick? Am I meant to be 15 minutes late every time, or am I meant to leave 10 mind before the time and get there whenever I get there? I'm also very introverted so I'm more than happy to turn up and then just chill by myself anyway, but on the off chance I did need to be there in time, then I also get that.

imagine the stats if he had the question: "Have you read and accepted the terms of service?"

mans bullying chat and im here for it lol

That “On my way” one has a bunch of liars. For real that’s supposed to be 80/20 in favor of lying.

I dont cut the vibes by telling the truth. I tell that i didnt watch the show, but i ask the person to explain what happened, so you even are adding more to the story!

I use the shampoo to wash my hands when I poop- Ludwig "Cap of the year nomination 2021"

The thumbnail is "what how dare not watch your hands" two seconds in " yeah I lie about washing my hands

Narrator : *And they did not answer honestly.*

16:30 that moment of realization

Dude I listen to music with one earbud in all the time while my grandparents or parents are talking to me and I’ve mastered the yeah, uh huh technique

I'm never anxious about if i make it to a meeting on time, i always plan to arrive at least 10-15 minutes early to account for anything that could happen. Sure i have to wait a bit once i'm there, but i can just look at my phone or listen to music while i'm waiting