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Lynette Does Your Nails During a Family Crisis
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Күн бұрынOh no! A sudden death has thrown Lynette into a tailspin the day after Christmas! It's okay - anything for a friend! :)
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@rachelgelman4142 3 жыл бұрын
The acting in this... UNMATCHED. 👏🏻👏🏻
@budddees 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sleeping. I’m literally watching this while eating wondering about the plot
@adamlenhart1961 3 жыл бұрын
Carl AND LYNETTE. I don't know how she does it.
@JustVaughn. 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it's me, Mary or these characters- but Lynette looks mighty pretty tonight. She's been seeming in better spirits in the most recent videos, I remember when Lynette got herself locked up. Memories... Merry Christmas, Mary
@Meg.01 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not calling you a liar, but I do think you are one" properly laughed at that 😂
@TheEllaDarling 3 жыл бұрын
That's the line I had to check if someone had quoted 😂 22:03
@adamlenhart1961 3 жыл бұрын
Hollywood takes decades to produce the content required for a movie marathon. Mary takes ONE WEEK.
@syd9224 3 жыл бұрын
Omg Carl and Lynette in one day? Wow you’re spoiling us today💕
@mindytenerias2927 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like these characters are her alter ego's 😂
@anyalaASMR 3 жыл бұрын
50 minutes?! Mary you’re too good to us. ❤️
@DanaK916 3 жыл бұрын
I weirdly feel like I'm involved in this story because I sold a vintage 1980s Christmas Ducks tablecloth a week ago on Etsy....🤯
@mindytenerias2927 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that too! Like I'm going uh-huh than what happened girl
@SweetHeart-oh5dr 3 жыл бұрын
OML HARVEST, CARL, AND LYNETTE ALL IN ONE WEEK?! HOW DO I PROCESS THIS MUCH CONTENT AT ONCE? I'M SO HAPPY THANK YOU! 😭💕💞💓✨
@faithperry6307 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly if Mary had a Netflix series where she played literally everyone I would die from joy
@zenseed75 3 жыл бұрын
2 characters in a day?!!! Wooty woot! Thanks Mary!
@beckyriddle6650 3 жыл бұрын
I love the passive aggressive tone Lynette takes after she learns it’s a turtle funeral. “You look soooo ROUGH” 😂
@housewiferevolution4750 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not calling you a liar...but I think you are one." OMG that's the best line I've heard since last January!!!😂😂😂
@BlessedEternally1 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! Lynette is my favorite character, can never get enough of her.
@SacrificeTheVeggies 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite channel on KZfaq. Nothing keeps me entertained and soothes me like these hilarious videos
@sleepyhead566 3 жыл бұрын
Lynette is my all time favorite character! Hopefully Trish can give us a haircut someday.
@katevand 3 жыл бұрын
My gma died 12.6 and you are the first person to give condolences. Ty Mary
@statementofjoespooky1660 3 жыл бұрын
2:53 I thought those tears were genuine. If they were, all my love and support to you, and if they weren't, you're an amazing actor. My family lost a friend this Christmas and this video made me tear up and then laugh. Thank you
@tkhaikojima1373 3 жыл бұрын
I’m early for once and this is wildly close to home. Mum passed last year Christmas Eve and this video is weirdly cathartic! Thank again Mary for another great video.
@BelleB88 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss! I know it was probably extremely hard but I hope you had a good Christmas nonetheless 💖
@mindytenerias2927 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry. I'm sure your mom is enjoying her Christmas up in paradise 💘
@tkhaikojima1373 3 жыл бұрын
@@BelleB88 and Mindy are both real kind, thank you guys.
@MM_asmrColorTests 3 жыл бұрын
Oh. My. God. Was this Mother's infamous turtle? Did Carl finally defeat his homicidal shelled tormentor?! Also, I felt like she was talking to the Cheer Mom the whole time, she seems like a kind who would make a list of chores to pass off on somebody. Lynette is so sweet, thank you so much for making these. They are relaxing yet hilarious. 😂
@joesephstalin2905 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for consistently putting out such amazing content! I don't care how many people tell you otherwise, your work truly helps a lot of people out, expecially right around this time of year. God Bless you!
@andi8717 3 жыл бұрын
Lynnette is like sitting down with my family. We're from TN.
@chezlou812 3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas from the UK! Discovered your channel in the last few weeks and love it! Been binge watching! I love soft spoken chatting and your characters are so fun 🥰 I had to spend Christmas alone (I work in a hospital) and your videos have been keeping me company. Thanks for all you do!
@mab790 3 жыл бұрын
“ he’s like a goldfish. You got three good seconds with him and that’s it. “. 😂🤣
@hotwasabi1085 3 жыл бұрын
I love the “because” at 27:18😍
@asmrsounds9605 3 жыл бұрын
Mary I’ve missed your role plays so much! Hope you and your family are well and had a happy holidays
@Sahalathepatahta 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this sweater. Easily my favorite sweater I’ve ever seen, my favorite things, sweaters, Christmas, and a COW!!
@MK-Hogan 3 жыл бұрын
These last Lynette & Carl videos are all I needed for Christmas. Straight up Oscar-worthy. 😂💝
@rainamccue87 3 жыл бұрын
i hope you had a safe and happy holiday mary, thank you for posting this as the holidays are also tough sometimes. 💜
@abitalbot6116 3 жыл бұрын
Can I just say, you are actually my favourite channel 💜 thank you for being so hilarious
@mrstiberius3674 3 жыл бұрын
At “Christmas ducks” I was dead lol!! Hope you had a wonderful holiday!
@MrBibi86 3 жыл бұрын
*Merry Christmas Mary and to your family also. stay safe*
@christmasina 3 жыл бұрын
I get so sucked in to your stories!!! 3 in a week? How do you do it?! I hope you had a merry Christmas, and a happy new year.
@KarenRiffe 3 жыл бұрын
Your...Mother's....neighbors...turtle died. Helper beware. LMAO. I needed this today Mary. You are such a good friend 💕
@imapalagirl8539 3 жыл бұрын
Carl and Lynnette in one day? You rock! ❤️
@AshaSara 3 жыл бұрын
wow I love ur name and profile pic
@deanwinchestersimpala6759 3 жыл бұрын
I like the username!
@imapalagirl8539 3 жыл бұрын
@@AshaSara Thanks 😊 Massive Supernatural fan lol
@imapalagirl8539 3 жыл бұрын
@@deanwinchestersimpala6759 I like yours too 😀
@DetroitGrrrl 3 жыл бұрын
Lynette, don’t do anything for that manipulative woman! I actually feel angry because who doesn’t know someone like this? Maybe your friend’s neighbor’s parakeet could have a nervous breakdown requiring you to cheer him up and leaving you unable to help your deadbeat client.
@ItsMonaIisa 3 жыл бұрын
This video was much needed for me! Hope your staying safe and thanks for the amazing content!! 💖☺️
@deadnumber1 3 жыл бұрын
Yaaaay!!! I was wondering if we were going to get some Christmas content from Lynette. So exciteeeeeeed!
@shanda8386 3 жыл бұрын
After a long work day Lynette has relaxed me and made me smile. Also.....I want so badly to replace my boring Iowa way of speaking with that beautiful southern drawl.💕
@Keke88 3 жыл бұрын
Reminded of the James Bond song "Nobody does it better Thanks for the funny vid -- much needed. Keep up the great work!!!
@lpschick7237 3 жыл бұрын
Lynette is back!!!!!!! Yippie. OMG.....a Christmas Cow sweater & the jewelry is totally Lynette. Love it!! ❤️. How fun to be able dress up these characters you created. Stuff you normally wouldn’t wear but can totally get away with it playing your characters. “Took Rhonda to see the fireworks” 🤣😂🤣😂
@jadedodd4653 3 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the time and effort you put in always 💕
@DianaMillan 3 жыл бұрын
Outstanding video, Mary! I couldn’t even fall asleep because I was too busy giggling! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
@annaspanovich 3 жыл бұрын
you are the only asmrtist that actually puts me asleep. thank you so much and merry christmas 💕💕
@kileannonhoward840 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so distracted watching these videos bc I keep wondering HOW she is SO TALENTED
@lexiebott6159 3 жыл бұрын
“I sell stamps 👈😉” HAHAHAHA
@MyEndoJourney 3 жыл бұрын
No idea how much I needed this! Lynette is my fave!!
@vm88940 3 жыл бұрын
We have been blessed with these many roleplays! I am just waiting for Charity to tell us how she killed her new husband lol 😆
@SandraGarcia-bw5kg 3 жыл бұрын
Mary thank you for your wonderful videos. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 🎉♥️
@smpirrello 3 жыл бұрын
Christmas ducks with Santa hats 😂🤣!! Oh Mary..you are the best
@AshaSara 3 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad that I got in the way of Lynette and her tablecloth 😭
@gracebates9645 3 жыл бұрын
I needed this today mary!! you're doing awesome, I am so grateful for your videos :))
@QuartzK 3 жыл бұрын
Imma be honest. If L and I were at the same party, I would be sitting across from her gossiping about Gertrude and planning some crazy stuff. She just gets better and better.
@AshaSara 3 жыл бұрын
MARY the plot twist Lmao RIP the neighbour's turtle 🐢
@wesmiddlebrook8686 3 жыл бұрын
AWESOME, I'M GIVING IT 5 STARS !!!!!!!
@kirasardy3225 3 жыл бұрын
Yay!! Thank you Mary so much 😊 I am so excited to watch!
@korinakorinakorina 3 жыл бұрын
Lol you're such a great actress, it's almost scary!
@DKThaGAWD 3 жыл бұрын
Late Christmas present to us! Woohoo! Thank you!!!
@TheHammerjam 3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Mary ❤️❤️❤️. I love your Lynette videos. I wish I had a friend like her in my life. Xxx
@hb11912 3 жыл бұрын
I have had a real death in the family as my father passed away before Christmas. He was 93 so had a good innings, both my parents have gone now so it’s a very difficult time for me
@nancyrhino6358 3 жыл бұрын
God bless you H B. 💕 My parents are both 88 so I'm dreading losing them. Take care and know they will always be with you in spirit.
@hb11912 3 жыл бұрын
@@nancyrhino6358 Thank you
@ashlynkay3755 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the whole online school thing is how my mother talks about us but it’s her choice we’re at home cuz we homeschool my motivation has ✨plummeted✨ in 2020
@Kororocket 3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Mary 💕 hope you had a great day with your boys!!
@fattwat1 3 жыл бұрын
Mary at her best so funny much better than a lot of comedian's around at the moment a long time subscriber from South Wales UK
@meyziemeyze2013 3 жыл бұрын
merry Christmas Mary ❤️ if you see this i have a video request - I would love a video of Carl visits the library and meets the angry librarian. But it's like a video of her from Carl's point of view. please and thank you
@NinnyJame 3 жыл бұрын
You sound so much like my mother in law, this is great 😂
@morganharris4194 3 жыл бұрын
Please tell me I'm not the o ly one to go on Amazon and Ebay to find that table cloth.....
@Chasitytrosper99 3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas and Happy New Years love you Mary
@UncleMarco 3 жыл бұрын
You are seriously my favorite actress lol
@brougood65lol84 3 жыл бұрын
Omg pls do a haul on your Christmas stuff you got 🥺
@sweettexast2894 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I needed this...oh myyyyyyy! Thank you Miss Mary ❤️😊
@ghibli801 3 жыл бұрын
A Lynette video after a Carl video? 😱 Ty Mary!
@jonathanjohnnyjoestar 3 жыл бұрын
As an East Texan, you remind me of my nana
@katiemiller5569 3 жыл бұрын
Lol loved this!!! This is my new favorite Lynette video!
@gillianwray9051 3 жыл бұрын
Love Lynette videos. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Mary xx
@EvelynTheLeapord 3 жыл бұрын
You're a sweetheart. Thanks for everything.
@kendallskorner5677 3 жыл бұрын
“No I don’t want your cooties” 😂 Mary I cant with you sometimes your the best ❤️
@beckylea4888 3 жыл бұрын
we’re so spoilt!! the BEST youtuber ever! ❤️
@MeMe-ry1oj 3 жыл бұрын
Yes accessories 👏👏👏
@conniebradley9307 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Mary.. Oh how I wish I had a Lynette around me!!! I would be sure to give her the list of things that were needed for the death of a TURTLE!!!! Wow!! That blown up tractor, I can just imagine!! And her husband having a mindspan of a goldfish, 3 seconds!!!!! Thanks so much Mary for putting smiles on my face with these role plays!! You are excellent!!!! Love ya hon!! 🤗❤️. Thank you!!!
@zonataylor2898 3 жыл бұрын
Mary you belong on a sitcom. You are SO funny😂😁😆❤💕I don't know what happened,I can't find my flowers.
@lexiebott6159 3 жыл бұрын
I definitely thought this was something more sinister. 😳😂
@elliechasteen1222 3 жыл бұрын
omfg was just abt to click on the carl video u posted earlier today and got a notification for this right before i clicked!!! so excited to go to sleep to this
@elliechasteen1222 3 жыл бұрын
wait omg i just realized i have the same sweater !!!
@MsJodi 3 жыл бұрын
Lynette is my favorite 😂
@BunnaySango 3 жыл бұрын
So sorry I made you miss out on that table cloth Lynette 😂
@zonataylor2898 3 жыл бұрын
😂💖😆😅so funny.Thanks Mary!
@kristiner5157 3 жыл бұрын
I love Lynette!!!! Thank you!!
@kristiner5157 3 жыл бұрын
Cause I was at the flea market 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@morapadua8077 3 жыл бұрын
Second hand prying hahahahah xoxo
@meyziemeyze2013 3 жыл бұрын
i missed Lynette. thank you Mary
@natasfresas 3 жыл бұрын
10/10 roleplay great job
@franziii920 3 жыл бұрын
Being too nice can hurt you sometimes 😂
@lauraleighmazzei1341 3 жыл бұрын
Yay! I love Lynette
@Preciouspiecesbyleslie 3 жыл бұрын
When you said “bats” I really was hoping you were gonna say “batsh*t” 🤣
@Butterfly-zr3er 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant Mary 😂😂👏👏
@ruchathepearl 3 жыл бұрын
Lynette is so pretty hehe 💗
@tylerrigsby2547 Жыл бұрын
2:25 hey Mary, how are you?😊
@judevaughn8724 3 жыл бұрын
neat.
@deniseowen1536 3 жыл бұрын
2 for one. Brilliant. ❤️
@deathslut666 3 жыл бұрын
Secondhand prying
@rasaan2011 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!!🤣💀💀😂❤😄
@k92wilding16 2 жыл бұрын
I REALLY want her to leave Jimmy!
@mindytenerias2927 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! Mary Mary Mary... QUIT YOUR DAY JOB AND GO INTO FILM!!! ❤ Please!! I love when you're that crazy dentist and Carole baskin
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