MADAME WEB is Astoundingly Bad

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@drawgam2946 Ай бұрын

Easy dislike for the garbage sponsor. And that added urgency crap is a good ol garbage trick.

@threeofjays6420 Ай бұрын

5:15 skip ad

@Jdn__0001 Ай бұрын

I’m good thanks tho

@NadeemShekh-uy9zn Ай бұрын

Review Ang Lee's Hulk movie

@NadeemShekh-uy9zn Ай бұрын

Review the sorcerers apprentice

@blueturret5596 Ай бұрын

I genuinely thought that Morbius was the worst spiderman-adjacent movie that Sony could possibly release. Sony just has to keep proving me wrong.

@ubermaster1 Ай бұрын

I shall now be calling it SMACU(Spider-Man Adjacent Cinematic Universe) now thanks to you.

@OwlBard Ай бұрын

It's interesting given the fact that it's the same damn writer...

@bernardoheusi6146 Ай бұрын

It's A MORBIUSing time!

@soantonio1984 Ай бұрын

Sony said hold my beer 😂

@OiM8__ Ай бұрын

Wait for Kraven 😂

@somecallmejeremy Ай бұрын

Tobey: *took a grenade to the face and still survives* Andrew: *gets electrocuted and still survives* Tom: *gets hit by a bullet train and still survives* Ezekiel: *dies to a fucking Pepsi logo*

@tomasramirez2914 Ай бұрын

Pepsi so good it killed the spider before the goblin

@17absolut Ай бұрын

Not even the whole fuqin logo, Just the "S" !!! Like a beetch...

@DescendingVelocity Ай бұрын

I’m so glad that product placement has come this far in movies🤣. Forget background subliminal stuff, we straight up got a soda company killing the bad guy. Next movie is just going to be a baskin robins employee doing a superhero landing and laser-eyeing the bad guys like homelander

@Jonathan-Shadow Ай бұрын

I got bit by a spider until… *I took an arrow to the knee*

@Volvagia1927 Ай бұрын

@@DescendingVelocity I mean, British Airways. Moonraker. "How much does one have to pay so that your ad is the one to make the bad guy bite it?" (Film Brain)

@tonylubas877 Ай бұрын

I'm surprised you didn't mention how Ezekiel was obviously dubbed. His voice sounds like it's recorded in a small room and doesn't resonate in any of the environments he's in. Her getting blinded was the best and funniest scene in the entire movie. She's been able to predict every single thing, but the one-time her powers didn't activate, she gets blinded. All movies around the Madame Web movie have also been canceled. So that's good

@samuelgeaney7556 Ай бұрын

Most films are dubbed. Usually it's standard procedure for all the actors and actresses to re do their lines in a studio for cleaner audio

@maddydohnt3736 11 күн бұрын

Yes, it was so obvious and made the movie seem low budget lol

@seanbrazell7095 Ай бұрын

It feels like am ENTIRELY AI created film.

@rainbowpheanix 2 күн бұрын

well what if dakota just truthed in your face "like ai generated movie for your boyfriend" She must have a quite convincing boyfriend. she doesnt seem very smart so maybe she sold the truth as a joke on saturday night live.

@trinaq Ай бұрын

It astounded me that Sydney Sweeney's character was supposed to be 14. She looked every bit her real age, mid 20s, no matter how much they tried to make her look younger.

@Gideonite Ай бұрын

She was supposed to be 14? 😅

@jetiscute1 Ай бұрын

Really? But she’s a paramedic 😅

@AzureRoxe Ай бұрын

Another funny thing is the obvious meme everyone did about her. She's known for....well, her more sensual looks.....and we're supposed to look at both her and the girl who stared in 50 Shades of Grey like they're normal characters?

@littlesparrow303 Ай бұрын

Her character is Julia Carpenter who is an adult in her 30’s not a teen. However I get how movies want to make certain characters start as teens at times. For Sydney I hope the rumors are true of her being Black Cat

@billfromnxtdoor5575 Ай бұрын

@@jetiscute1 Do you not know who hes talking about?

@TheAdidasKnifer Ай бұрын

It was doomed from the start when they hired Morbius writers.

@kdusel1991 Ай бұрын

Morbius's failure should've been a lesson to Sony. Don't make spiderman-adjacent movies without spiderman in them or marvel's involvement

@Jonathan-Shadow Ай бұрын

*MORBIN TIME*

@ge2719 Ай бұрын

@@kdusel1991 not even that. They should have learnt to not hire terrible writers, directors and actors who don't give a crap about spiderman for their large budget Spiderman adjacent movies.

@mediumvillain Ай бұрын

These writers have a history of terrible screenplays but keep selling their terrible screenplays somehow.

@Curlyheart Ай бұрын

DOOM

@strobo308 Ай бұрын

English isn't my main language, and the phrase "he was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, just before she died." sounds super weird but I can't put my finger on why exactly lmao

@emstink Ай бұрын

It's because it's stacking clauses. People don't really speak like this unless they're awkward and don't really know what they're saying. This is normal and _fine_ in real life, like while you're doing a presentation or something, and someone asks you a question and you're caught off guard, so your brain starts forming a sentence and ends up somewhere else. But most media tries to streamline dialogue as much as possible (except when making a point with a socially awkward character) because otherwise it's just painful. Same way we don't see the characters go to the toilet every few hours 😅

@doomedallweare5014 Ай бұрын

not native speaker either, but to me it sounds like toddler speak, where the kid tries to put as much as information in one sentence but never properly finished a sentence because the toddler still wants to put more information into it....

@JDM-is-my-name Ай бұрын

In spoken word it feels unbelievable weird because there is an assumed interlink between three seemingly random idea. "This man was with my mother in the Amazon" "My mother studied spiders" And "My mother is dead" This is too much information, given in such an uncomfortable way. If they wanted to give this information in a more organic way, it should be something like "he was in amazon, back when my mom was studying spiders, back when she died" Because it connects the idea that studying spiders and mom dying is connected. You dont have to introduce that "he" and "mom" were in the same place because thsts implied. It's not perfect but these three things are so disconnected as it stands and it's three things that dont naturally connect imo

@Air_Serpent Ай бұрын

Because it's wayy to complicated for a simple statement of info. "He was with my mom in the Amazon. They were researching spiders and she died there." Or "he was with my mom in her research for spiders in the Amazons. She never came back"

@ArturGlass.C 29 күн бұрын

It definetely feels like a child says it. Like Dakota's character is reading it out straight out of her childhood diary.

@RikuVA Ай бұрын

Fun fact: It was recently revealed by the film's concept artist that *TOM HOLLAND'S SPIDER-MAN WAS NOT ONLY GOING TO APPEAR, BUT ALSO FIGHT EZEKIEL AT SOME POINT* _How this makes sense with the movie taking place in 2003 (despite showing A MAN USING A PSP [ _*_WHICH WASN'T RELEASED UNTIL 2006_*_ ] ON THE TRAIN), I will never know._

@JoakimOtamaa Ай бұрын

While listening Toxic from 2004.

@thelastoffluffs6755 Ай бұрын

well... "it's a different universe you guys" 👀

@Curlyheart Ай бұрын

Actually it came out in 2004.

@lemon7806 Ай бұрын

With his uncle still alive!?

@DrakeBarrow Ай бұрын

That would've made things more interesting at least. Probably shows up via multiversal shenanigans pulled there by Madame Web's 'Web Powers' (activated when she says "IT'S WEBBING TIME!" and webs all over the place).

@trinaq Ай бұрын

"He was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, just before she died." A line so infamous, John Mulaney gloriously roasted it at the Oscars, almost a month after release.

@haileyharmon5298 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@nicklafleur7620 Ай бұрын

And it wasn't even in the movie

@sol9059 Ай бұрын

U guys watch the Oscars?

@justinhammer3196 Ай бұрын

Honestly given the movie quality I'm surprised her mom wasn't killed in an Amazon Warehouse. One that was shipping Pepsi.

@aoihitori Ай бұрын

Amazon Prime.

@bootsthecat6718 Ай бұрын

I get the idea of not wanting to dump all over people's hard work, but they are still charging us real money for the privilege to watch what they made.

@mbergamin16 Ай бұрын

Reviews are normal, good and bad. Don't make it personal 🤷‍♂️

@alejandrocoy5405 Ай бұрын

Why is shitting on peoples hard work a bad thing, everything takes "hard" work, even throwing plastic to the ocean and trafficking children does You should not be ashamed of that lol

@christophermoshier Ай бұрын

You dump on people's hard work. That's how they learn. That's how we get better movies.

@yourmomlovespenis Ай бұрын

🤮@@mbergamin16

@kalecraft8906 Ай бұрын

That's why Chris Stuckmanns philosophy annoys me so much. Yes art takes a lot of work but you're not entitled to people liking or being nice about your work. ESPECIALLY if it's a product people are being asked to spend their time and money on

@jordanjoestar8839 Ай бұрын

How Sony is smart enough to make some of the world's best cameras, sensors, audio equipment, theater systems and yet fail completely movie wise always baffles me.

@bleh.5732 29 күн бұрын

I never thought about this ahahahahahahahaha

@Trillingg 26 күн бұрын

Different departments and different businesses owned by the same company

@tomlxyz 23 күн бұрын

With movies you have to be creative and make new stuff, with equipment you can just make iterations of the same

@tumado7304 22 күн бұрын

its very easy to see why , its not about the movie or the lore , its about stroing independoint woman, diversity , and all the other manipulation garbage

@Hecatom 21 күн бұрын

Different companies. They share the name, but are totally different entities with different ceos, executives, businesses strategy, etc. They dont even share assets or debt.

@ShatteredAutomaton Ай бұрын

Madame Web was originally featured in a couple old Spiderman comics and the animated series in the 90s. She would always grab Peter at the most inopportune times and leave him with a cryptic message and drop him in a random location. She never deserved a whole movie because there's not enough there to make a whole movie about her. She's supposed to be some mysterious otherworldly figure that comes and goes at will. More of a Cheshire Cat sort of character than a Queen of Hearts.

@DarkPhoenixSaga Ай бұрын

Madam Web made several appearances in the 90's Spiderman cartoon. Ayylien is right, she was an old blind, paralyzed clairvoyant who was there for people to seek answers from which in this case is Peter. She doesn't do any physical superhero stuff. She shouldn't have her own movie, she should be in a Spiderman movie guiding and advising Peter. She should be played by someone like Helen Mirren though Meryl Streep is also a good choice. Fun fact: Madam Web in the cartoon was voiced by Stan Lee's wife.

@reoperez Ай бұрын

Thats hilarious cuz from what I remember her VA slaps and fits the character really well.

@JoakimOtamaa Ай бұрын

And in the last episode we get Stan Lee to web sling with Spidey.

@Numberonedaredevilfan Ай бұрын

*madame web

@Air_Serpent Ай бұрын

Ngl that fact is sweet

@winngh 27 күн бұрын

Spot on with Helen choice. She was exactly the one I had in mind for that role!

@DarkAttackYT Ай бұрын

More people waited to see Elvis roast the movie than actually seeing the film.

@muffshroomh6203 Ай бұрын

Agreed

@SceneWins Ай бұрын

🤚

@ghostme1635 Ай бұрын

Absolutely 😂

@gaming_gamer483 Ай бұрын

I’d rather watch this video than the movie

@rustyhowe3907 Ай бұрын

I am one such person.👍

@rhetiq9989 Ай бұрын

Madame Web could've been a thriller that tells about three teenagers who are kidnapped by a delusional lady who claims that she can see the future and they must fight their way out

@chronic_leuk7463 24 күн бұрын

split

@shadowofdread7018 Ай бұрын

22:18 Yeah why did he decide to beat this random trucker guy’s ass? Dude was just chilling, eating a burger, and minding his own business then Edgy Wattpad Spider-Man OC hops on the table and slams his face into the window for literally no reason

@juliusgreen9179 Ай бұрын

Because he is *evil*

@shawnfields2369 6 күн бұрын

@@juliusgreen9179 Oh ok. So Evil Cosplay Speedermon just beats up random truckers(and other people), because he's evil? No other reasons? Just making sure.

@juliusgreen9179 6 күн бұрын

@@shawnfields2369 he is... the Villain™

@shawnfields2369 6 күн бұрын

@@juliusgreen9179 That makes sense. Because I've NEVER heard of or even SEEN this "Ezekiel Simmons" dude before. I thought he was just an original character, created to be the Villain(tm), or a super obscure Spider-Man character that I've just never heard of or seen before. But Jeremy Jahns explains during his review that Ezekiel NEVER wore a Cosplay Speed Demon Spider-Man OC Costume in the comics, just always walked around, with no shoes on, ever, or crawled around on buildings and walls, but never in costume, apparently. So they got that aspect of Simmons right, I guess? So that's one point for Madame & The WebZ.

@robert.e.speedwagon Ай бұрын

Her mom went missing while searching spiders in the Amazon so I hope you will take it easy on her

@liamblylod5954 Ай бұрын

⚠️EXPOSITION DUMP⚠️

@revolverjesus98 Ай бұрын

Honestly, she should've just said she was going out for milk

@Zzplys Ай бұрын

It's Madame Time

@t856joker3 Ай бұрын

This will get a lot of likes i know cuz my spider sense is tingling

@revolverjesus98 Ай бұрын

Easily the best part of the movie when she maded all over those guys

@notamobilesprout4175 Ай бұрын

One of the movies of all time, only behind Morbius

@cs8712 Ай бұрын

You madam, bro?

@Abel_Unstable Ай бұрын

Madame knews all of it because she searched it on the web.

@xevious21 Ай бұрын

Your idea of Madam Web is exactly the right take. Yes, she has her own comic series, but she's really known for providing guidance and assistance to other heros, mostly other spider people. It's funny that a person with no prior knowledge to Madam Web gets the character and how unusual it would be to get her own movie.

@binarydark4811 Ай бұрын

Ezikiel: You can't beat me. Web: I know, but they can. Pepsi

@user-ez8jd5et9v Ай бұрын

Can we trick Sony into re-releasing this into theaters like with Morbius?

@IWantToPetYourDog Ай бұрын

There's going to be a Morbius 2. How? Why? Who?

@Air_Serpent Ай бұрын

It's not as meme sadly

@HakimMaru-wd7pi Ай бұрын

Spiderman and the goblet of man. Truly a classic.

@drewgoin8849 Ай бұрын

I thought she said "Gauntlet of Man".

@donnydogpiss4533 Ай бұрын

this is like chocolate butthole he say does you really wanting hurts me? does you am want making me cry? precious kiss is word that is make burns on me. lovers is for evers ask you why? why? why? why? why?

@Highweaver2 Ай бұрын

Dakota Johnson complaining about being "fooled" into this while literally making 0 effort to be honest in interviews or do her own research is crazy lol

@selamandreykum5844 Ай бұрын

@@Highweaver2 I mean she clearly knew that the movie is gonna suck hard even before its release, so no wonder she gave no crap about researching its lore and so on

@sierrab5010 Ай бұрын

@@drewgoin8849no she said goblet, like as in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire

@trapsenpaii Ай бұрын

My friend who works for production/ entertainment companies and is a SAG voice actor refers to this and Morbius as 'front' films -- films released (somewhat Producers style) to maintain an IP, claim a loss in financial filings or to push out and discount certain types of films, characters or narratives (which is why you see so many of these films associated with POC or female directors -- "DEI initiatives" becomes an excuse for a film failing instead of the company wanting a film to tank for their own benefit). Pay attention when directors and writers speak out about a production company wanting their films to fail or changing key elements of the narrative (especially when it's for the worse)... it's a real thing.

@Mankey619 Ай бұрын

The movie where the bad guy got crushed to death by a giant Pepsi billboard is absolute comedic way to go out with. Seriously the actress hates this movie, even she's not a huge fan of Marvel films. They even forced her to do this role that she wasn't interested in doing. She even fired her agent after this movie flopped.

@jasperray-to4jc Ай бұрын

The biggest embarrassment from a major studio I’ve seen in a very long time.

@m0nsterman902 Ай бұрын

The Marvels anyone?

@mbergamin16 Ай бұрын

In a very long time? 🤔😆

@christophermoshier Ай бұрын

@@m0nsterman902 Marvels wasn't great. It was entertaining. Madam Web was just difficult to watch. At least Marvels had some clever fight scenes and the cats made it for me. It was so silly it was enjoyable.

@rascoehunter3608 Ай бұрын

Justice League 2017 and Gods of Egypt.

@christophermoshier Ай бұрын

@@rascoehunter3608 What the hell is Gods of Eqypt? Never heard of it. I must Google.

@fannytugger Ай бұрын

I just madame webbed all over my screen

@tomasramirez2914 Ай бұрын

Erm what the Peter Parker?

@cs8712 Ай бұрын

how do i shot web?

@kindofanmol Ай бұрын

Its baffling how so few people are blaming Dakota. Her performance is genuinely, mind-bogglingly BAD. Her dialogue delivery is so deadpan its like she's half asleep throughout her scenes.

@npcimknot958 Ай бұрын

Agree people hated morbius but they praised Matt smith for at least trying to have a good time

@base21 24 күн бұрын

@@npcimknot958she' was tricked into doing this movie so she probably didn't care about giving a good performance

@dagg497 Ай бұрын

I mean she did ZERO research for the character of Madame Web? Kind of the same amount of effort and research she probably did for the Fifthy Shades of Gray 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Air_Serpent Ай бұрын

Tbf fifty shades barely had anything to off from

@aidenpike2480 Ай бұрын

everyone saw the trailer for this and was like "this is gonna be bad" and then it was bad

@raph9831 Ай бұрын

Damn that's crazy dude

@thelastoffluffs6755 Ай бұрын

and Sony was like: expectations well met, another win 😎

@Jm-ki4su Ай бұрын

"with great responsibility, power will come" that's not how it works. that's not how ANY OF THIS WORKS. at least we have the Spider-Verse to look forward to

@donnydogpiss4533 Ай бұрын

If you have responsibles, you is make great power for make crushing your enemies. This is number one true inshallah.

@jareththegoblinking3191 17 күн бұрын

“When you take on the responsibility”

@cooliostarstache5474 13 күн бұрын

"With great power, comes the absolute certainty that you'll turn into a right c*nt." - Billy Butcher

@CraftySouthpaw Ай бұрын

10:09 - "Cassandra Webb was born and raised in Salem, OR. She was born blind." Screenwriter(s): "What's that you say? A NY paramedic who was blinded by a firework? Gotcha!"

@RoshDroz Ай бұрын

Spiders are so dang cool man. I wish I could get bit by a spider. My cousin got bit by a spider and gained the power of his bite mark eating away his flesh for a few weeks. Pretty magical

@biobroly9324 Ай бұрын

Fun fact for those who didn’t read the comics Madame Web is supposed to be an old lady with almost god like powers. In the 90s cartoon she even summoned a team of different Spider-man variants

@kinglewis6553 Ай бұрын

She was also a mutant who was fully paralized and only lived because of her chair. The webs around her chair are tubes for the life support system created by her husband created by her husband.

@HerooftheWild Ай бұрын

90s Spider-Man was the first true Spiderverse

@Numberonedaredevilfan Ай бұрын

*madame

@biobroly9324 Ай бұрын

@@Numberonedaredevilfanthank you

@Kai-rc6zi Ай бұрын

He literally mentions that at the start of the video, how is that a fun fact?

@Anynom Ай бұрын

The Sony Spider-verse makes the DCEU look like prime era MCU.

@jakeeastman5885 Ай бұрын

Synder's DC is better than Marvel

@thesupreme8062 Ай бұрын

They both suck ass right now.@@jakeeastman5885

@plstmb6000 Ай бұрын

@@jakeeastman5885then why he's not leading DC now? Is it because Snyder is busy making his masterpiece, the one where he clone Star Wars and Dune, but worse?

@kdusel1991 Ай бұрын

@@plstmb6000the synderverse sucked. I'm glad he left DC.

@samuelgeaney7556 Ай бұрын

@@kdusel1991 Batman Vs Superman was amazing tho

@potatobeater 27 күн бұрын

Ezekiel: How did you find me? Madame Web: I found it on the Web. *End scene*

@rgw7345 Ай бұрын

The "final destination" idea actually sounds good. A psychic that can see the future has to save somebodies life, but they just keep dying over and over again. Make it a comedy and it could work great.

@sophialambert2616 Ай бұрын

The original Charmed TV series did it. The incidents kept getting worse, it messed with his head to keep having bad things happen that put others in danger, and eventually the sisters had to concede defeat and let him die because it was his time. It was played straight, not as a joke, and ended up being a good episode

@HerooftheWild Ай бұрын

Elvis you didn't have to torture yourself for our entertainment

@strawberrylotlizard Ай бұрын

Yes he did

@MauriAllure Ай бұрын

It’s his sworn duty

@starsuper64 Ай бұрын

Madame Web is a fever dream of a movie that questions my sanity every second I watch it

@favoritemustard3542 Ай бұрын

...I could not bring myself to do it...

@IWantToPetYourDog Ай бұрын

How was a blind paraplegic woman allowed to take care of the teenage girls?

@NathanHigger Ай бұрын

Bruh you watched this? Lol, lmao even

@avery581 Ай бұрын

15:26 “They took my spiderrr” I laughed so hard my chest hurt that delivery is fantastic 🎉

@avery581 Ай бұрын

Is Madame Web’s superpower really vehicular manslaughter with extra steps? This movie makes me feel like it is.

@hedoeshaveapoint Ай бұрын

I purchased 3 IMAX tickets for my friends and I because we thought this movie would be funny bad. My friend who was the biggest Spider-man fan was personally hurt, and I feel responsible for his pain.

@AurumEtAes Ай бұрын

I went to see Ghostbusters 2016 thinking it would be so bad it was funny. I fully expected to laugh hard at how shit it was. But it was just a painful chore that couldn’t even be unintentionally hilarious. Melissa McCarthy movie scene improv is just ☠️ Does she seriously believe that screeching about not getting enough wontons in her takeaway wonton soup is in any way funny? 😑

@AnEvilSunBro Ай бұрын

ASTOUNDINGLY BAD TALES... An alternate magazine in a parallel Fallout Universe.

@guilhermecampos4479 Ай бұрын

That should be the irl version of the comic

@chrisbole8339 Ай бұрын

Read this comment as I’m doing a magazine run hahaha 😂. 200 caps each.

@Seoul_Soldier Ай бұрын

Making a Madame Web movie without Spider-Man would be like making a movie about Lucius Fox without Batman.

@michaelrutherford8587 28 күн бұрын

"No one survives after enough poison enters their system..." No shit dude that's how poison fucking works lmao.

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs Ай бұрын

Hey Elvis! The fireworks scene is pretty believable. There have been a few cases of an entire industrial complex just crumbling due to one firework building going up in smokes. The only thing I can’t believe is the writers thought this through. They would’ve needed much more firepower to my understanding which is way more laughable.

@flinchfu Ай бұрын

Maybe many cooking off and exploding all at once in a confined space... But single rogue fireworks aren't going to physically destroy stuff like that. Conventional firework ≠ anti-aircraft warhead.

@jareththegoblinking3191 19 күн бұрын

Maybe they copied it from another movie?

@bubbakins18 Ай бұрын

Moral of the story Pepsi kills

@mrhelitosis7564 Ай бұрын

Looks like we have our 2024 version of Velma.

@mrhelitosis7564 Ай бұрын

@InevitableOption-ic2vx Wednesday wasn’t a good day

@monkaWGiga 20 күн бұрын

Too bad we have Velma season 2 for this year.

@TyphoonTYUIOP Ай бұрын

Sony really is grasping at straws when it comes to making new Superhero movies now. Who else can't wait to see Kraven bomb?! 😀

@dagg497 Ай бұрын

Peefect time for SONY to reboot Fantastic 4. Whatever could go wrong 😂

@MrSpOoKs13805 Ай бұрын

@@dagg497but Sony didn’t make the fantastic 4 movies, that was fox

@jareththegoblinking3191 19 күн бұрын

Does Kraven even look bad?

@kitnkindlin683 Ай бұрын

8:15 spiderman and the goblet of man I have deceased

@CalvinChikelue 26 күн бұрын

Honestly the idea you alluded to of a superhero film from the perspective of the wise elderly sage that the heroes consult in a time of crisis would indeed be more interesting & much more compelling than the tripe that is Madame Web especially in the hands of actually competent writers

@gladitorian3327 Ай бұрын

I heard someone say Ezekial's suit looks like a Boys parody of SpiderMan

@jynckx Ай бұрын

I was literally thinking about Meryll Streep for this role while watching this video. Madame web is a seasoned woman to which the marvel superheroes go (like still alive Elvis said). They could have gone Christopher Nolan Batman level with this. But no they just chose again for a very cheap cash grab. Kind of what’s the world we live in is about right now. I hate it and I’m ashamed 😔

@Emperorhirohito19272 Ай бұрын

The villain was shockingly, SHOCKINGLY bad in this movie.

@mr.blonde5344 Ай бұрын

It's a Marvel movie

@lsebastian9086 23 күн бұрын

@@mr.blonde5344 Even by the standarts of that it felt bad

@jareththegoblinking3191 20 күн бұрын

I’ve seen too many great villains About time I get to see a bad one

@gasnarft Ай бұрын

They wanted to make a real life version of the term “Hot Garbage” so they got Sydney Sweeney and put her in this movie

@randominternetweirdo5479 28 күн бұрын

You can always count on Elvis to destroy a bad movie with the largest smile, and it draws a smiles on your face as wide as the arc in a Pepsi logo.

@jacearmor5274 Ай бұрын

It keeps baffling me about how Sony keeps making worse Spider-Man adjacent movies.

@ge2719 Ай бұрын

They keep making terrible Spiderman movies too, when it wasn't Sam raimi passion project or actually produced by marvel. Amazing Spiderman 1 and 2 were absolute garbage even for Sony.

@drewgoin8849 Ай бұрын

I can't vouch for the truthfulness of the following theory I heard, but it makes sense...kinda: Sony's rights to the Spiderman property require that the company actively makes use of it within a prearranged window of time. If Sony fails to deliver, the film rights either defer to some specific company, or (perhaps) all other movie studios get the opportunity to bid for it. Sorry, it's hard to explain.

@JoakimOtamaa Ай бұрын

@@drewgoin8849Yeah, they have to make a movie in every 5 years to keep the rights. They had quite a rush with TASM and it shows. Also, they have to make an origin story if it's not a sequel. It's in their contract. Tom Holland version was an exception because it's set in MCU.

@jacearmor5274 Ай бұрын

@@drewgoin8849 It would make sense. The very first Fantastic Four movie and Fant4stic were made to keep the rights.

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs Ай бұрын

Once again, I am reminded we are THIS closer to YMS’ Madame Web review. It’s either going to be here within a week or in a year but we ARE closer.

@drewgoin8849 Ай бұрын

Um...I got some news for you.

@Evanz111 Ай бұрын

For most of my life, I’ve had a really weird fetish for spiders. That fetish no longer exists after watching this film.

@NWILS-uc1ju Ай бұрын

pause

@AluminumFusion22 Ай бұрын

I meaaan, if we're talking hot spider women... 🤔

@emstink Ай бұрын

Sorry??

@Evanz111 Ай бұрын

@@AluminumFusion22 Widowmaker 🕷️

@jareththegoblinking3191 19 күн бұрын

You should watch Monster Masume, it’s got an attractive spider lady

@Blast2224 24 күн бұрын

Every time Ezekiel spoke, it was like he was gargling marbles. *MoY sPoYdEr. DaY tOoK mAy SpOydUrRrRR.*

@corbinwinship6320 Ай бұрын

Spider man and the goblet of man, the best spider man movie.

@nwakorchibuike1199 Ай бұрын

dying to a falling pepsi rocks is crazy😭😭😭😭

@ariesunicorn8225 Ай бұрын

35:18 eyyy! You included the Afrobeats Spider-man song 😂😂😂😂😂 💃

@dlilwon Ай бұрын

😂💀

@cassandrajenkins9095 29 күн бұрын

I was also thinking the movie would have been better with madam web being more like she is in the comics. She honestly would have been cooler and different because she would be like this cool elderly female superhero. I would dig that.

@merlin5354 Ай бұрын

There’s something so unbelievably funny about meme queen Dakota Johnson being in a superhero movie that I ended up weirdly loving it. It was horrendous but I couldn’t keep my eyes off the screen.

@MashaRistova Ай бұрын

No. She’s a spoiled nepotism baby. She can’t act for shit. She would’ve never been cast in a single film if she wasn’t the daughter of an A list actress.

@justinh611 Ай бұрын

There was a series called Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, and it was a great show. However they came out with a full length movie and the pacing was really off, so I think its difficult to transition from one to the other.

@aliasfakename3159 24 күн бұрын

I know Madame Web from the 90s cartoon. She's basically an oracle for Spidey, telling him when he fucks up

@IzzySoDope Ай бұрын

Director: spinning camera angles will revolutionize movie making!

@thelemonwho Ай бұрын

"They really love to spin the camera in this movie..." Oh really, "spin," like a spider? 😂

@keiththorpe9571 Ай бұрын

Hey, I like Toast I'm referring to the slightly scorched bread that comes out of a device made specifically for that purpose...Not the movie "Toast". I've not seen it, don't imagine I will.

@WillowJordan1979 Ай бұрын

Wow. My mom has myasthenia gravis. The condition doesn't make you blind, but causes weakness/drooping of the eyelids and possible vision issues. It's a disease that can be difficult to detect, especially in children, because many autoimmune disease have similar symptoms. The symptoms can come and go, so one day you can see fine and the next your eyelid is drooping and you have double vision. What an unfitting disease to pick. Also like you said, not genetic and not something that can be diagnosed in the womb. Not the worst part of the movie, but that definitely stood out to me.

@porkpiehatkid1141 25 күн бұрын

"Spiderman and the Goblet of Man" killed me

@TrexDrake Ай бұрын

The fact shes blammkng the writer and director when she didnt even try blows my mind

@Arman... Ай бұрын

the writers were trying to bank off the Marvel name (and other social trends) instead of actually putting forth effort

@blakepottebaum8365 Ай бұрын

My friends and I kept making fun of how Dakota Johnson says in all the trailers, “You’re gonna want to see it *multiple* times.” And I left the theater and looked at my friends said, “I do NOT want to see this multiple times, I regret seeing it once.”

@zachboardman736 Ай бұрын

CIA Agent: "What are you doing? How are you poisoning me" 😂

@BadMoody420 Ай бұрын

Bro wake up, Elvis posted 3 videos in the span of 2 weeks. He’s cookin.

@iamFSRL Ай бұрын

21:30 in Hermoine’s defence, she’s just a fucking nerd

@poissonsumac7922 25 күн бұрын

When Cassandra yelled "Stay away from Ma-damn family or I'll surf the Web!" I webbed my pants. I had a similar reaction to Ben saying "Take your ass and Park 'er right there!" and Ezekiel saying "I'm evil!"

@enenrax Ай бұрын

The best part about the fireworks scene is that they don't explode, they just fall apart or disappear.

@samsmith9315 Ай бұрын

Never has a Marvel movie felt more like a DC movie.

@NadeemShekh-uy9zn Ай бұрын

Lol

@schizzo8959 28 күн бұрын

You didn't watch a good DC movie then.

@richmlvcable 27 күн бұрын

it's not a Marvel movie tho.. it's a Sony movie..

@kikka6253 Ай бұрын

Hi Elvis, I remember when I used to watch those videos about cringy fan art, still love your videos

@delCorteh Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂bruh what’s the source of that African spider man joint at the end, I’m in!

@dlilwon Ай бұрын

Just type that in YT and it will pop up. They have a PJ mask rendition too 💀

@FishieeXD 16 күн бұрын

18:41 that looks like Miles Morales Spidy suit

@calebpribyl5152 Ай бұрын

I remember seeing the trailer for this after I got hit by a car! And I was watching it while I was having some Burger King! And it reminds me of that one cat woman movie with Halle berry!

@Monicalia Ай бұрын

Couple of years ago there was this lowkey viral clip of fight scene from The Witcher with ''Toxic'' playing in the background and it actually working really well together, so it almost feels like they saw the video and decided to do their own version in Madame Web.

@Nathantoland Ай бұрын

I love how Ezekiel tried to kill 3 random girls when the literal totem of Spider people was being born down the street 💀 Also the reason the timeline doesn’t make sense is because originally the movie was going to bring in Andrew Garfield’s Spidey and then wanted to do Toms Spidey instead and then decided to not do it at all… neither of their characters would’ve been born in 2003 :)

@base21 24 күн бұрын

Andrews peter would have been born though

@Nathantoland 24 күн бұрын

@@base21 He would’ve been born… but he wouldn’t have been born in 2003- TASM takes place in 2013, so if he was born in 03 then he would’ve been 10 which wouldn’t work as he’s 16 in the film… so that means he would’ve been born in the late 90s Same with Tom. He said he was 15 in homecoming and that took place 2016 so he would’ve been born in 2001, so he can’t be this universes Spidey either

@xXBlacky77Xx Ай бұрын

Great now I want a super hero movie about an elderly woman. Thanks Elvis.

@JH-uh9zc Ай бұрын

I always kinda pictured Dakota Johnson as the personification of the word "Derp".

@allisoncastle 17 күн бұрын

I’m obsessed with Dakotas lack of caring about really anything ever 😂😂😂

@tomdyer8518 27 күн бұрын

holy shit that ambulance scene is so bizarrely horrible, it’s actually perplexing…your brain literally just goes, “why?!”. whomever is responsible for this should be imprisoned

@drawgam2946 Ай бұрын

Just skip to 5.15 people, and avoid the scummy Raid ad .

@hongo3870 Ай бұрын

Raid shadowlegends? The groundbreaking mmorpg thats taking the industry by storm, like Germany into Poland?

@drawgam2946 Ай бұрын

@@hongo3870 Taking the industry by storm or by scam?

@ZedNull. Ай бұрын

Getting cast as a marvel superhero is basically the endgame for actors with almost a guarantee of then getting more work as the role that happens to pays a ton and be excellent exposure/family friendly. So much so that roles for certain heros/villains are used as a bartering tool now with actors, thats how people who know nothing about marvel end up as marvel characters they "earned it" in another way. 🙃

@mathieuleader8601 Ай бұрын

Fun Fact: Madam Web in the 90's Spiderman cartoon was voiced by Joan Lee Stan Lee's wife

@Hoovinoyse Ай бұрын

The characters in this movie meet on a train in GCT, going to Poughkeepsie. Trains going from Po-town to NYC don't even go to GCT, they go to Penn Station.

@RedAlchemist Ай бұрын

What a surprise, Dakota "Nepotism" Johnson, known from such amazing films as: Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed, was a shit lead for a Marvel movie she couldn't give a shit about.

@selamandreykum5844 Ай бұрын

Not a single person responsible for this mess gave a shit about it, let's be real here. And I dunno why, but it's really funny how you called Johnson the "Nepotism" while the Morbius writers were literally sitting right there 🤣

@lenapawlek7295 Ай бұрын

I feel no remorse because they spent so much money on it that couldve been spent on other things

@OwlBard 28 күн бұрын

15:20 He acts like a 1950s cartoon villain.

@mhc706 28 күн бұрын

how did a newborn baby get to new york from a jungle in the middle of nowhere? did the native spider people make a spider plane and just happened to know the geography of the world and abandon a baby in a random city in a random country? did they follow the guy that murdered his team and say "yea, he will be the perfect parent for this baby" and throw her onto his plane? any tribe of people would have been praising whatever god they believed in for this incredible new source of fresh blood to bring into the tribe.