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The PSP didn't come out until 2005, so not only product placement for a product not sold anymore, but it's historically innacurate as well.

So you didnt watch the early 90's Spider-man cartoon to its end? Thats the only media I know Madame Web from.

Thats so raven did it better 😂😂

Had a feeling you were going to post a vod.... Turns out it was just gas😂 " if yur friends with P, then yur friends with me".... If you know, you know

Facts

PEPSI MAAAAAAAAN!

Based

His main powers are Diabetes and morbid obesity but he can also rot your teeth out of your head!

Im down for that lmao

Don't you get it?!! He saw the future dood

*Sarcasm*

Yeah, like, is Peter in this universe going to base his outfit off of a murderer? Or will he just so happen to make an identical suit.

Not only that, but the villain they chose is one that never, not once, wore a "superhero suit" in the comics.

@@NopeNaw Nice one SONY!

Her character type is meant to be a mentor and guide for the actual leading hero.

It's also that there are two Madame Webs, the older mentor type and the more active, more traditional superhero type.

Idk if you know this or not but her origin is explored. She is (was Cassandra Webb is dead the new Madame Web is Julia Carpenter) psychic mutant who was blind from birth due to her strong clairvoyant and transient abilities. In fact they are so powerful that her body is connected to a life support machine made by her husband which is her infamous seat she sits on since she is also paralyzed. She isn't exactly Spider-Verse character and is more like the Beyonders or like the watchers except having more active roles in stories, Although it is true she has a deep connection to the Web of Life and Destiny. I don't remember everything so some stuff here may be incorrect.

She's like squirrel girl. She's not meant to make sense.

Sounds like a good side character for expository dialogue.

Yep, can't even say it's a Japan import, the PSP came out there in december 2004

They didn't bother with the details of the characters from the COMICS. So I'm not surprised that they didn't have everything else remotely accurate.

Reminds me of the scene in some other movie where Lego nerds even deeper into the hobby than I am recognized the inaccurate set by the colors of certain specific brick sizes.

I mean if it released in 2005 in the U.S. and 2004 in Japan they probably had builds by 2003 they would have been testing. It's still dumb but not entirely impossible that someone could have an early build they were testing.

​@@matane2465Yeah and that somehow super early prototype full of Sony trade secrets and proprietary tech is in some dudes hands on the New York subway instead of where it should be in Japan at Sony HQ.

I enjoyed Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland’s performance but no one can ever replace Toby Maguire’s “I’m gonna throw dirt in your eyes” scene

I don’t watch many superhero movies, but I watched those and the first three X-men movies

Nightcrawler was awesome ​@@anaalicia5029

Bully Maguire was the best spiderman.

Yep. I miss superhero movies before everything had to be part of a shared universe, or worse a multiverse!

I most likely wouldn't. lol

I'm surprised they didn't just pour revive juice AKA Pepsi on her face.

​@@frankieb9444Turns out the magic spider's special venom was just Pepsi all along! The plot thickens!

Yea I dunno how it is in America, but here we are taught CPR in school, likely cause we’re surrounded by water and have a strong beach culture nationally, but still, if someone just started doing CPR, I wouldn’t even raise an eyebrow.

@@frankieb9444 "Pepsi brings your ancestors Back from the Dead."

DC: Let's make all these Batman related shows without having Batman in it!

How else are they going to meet their diversity quota

​@@ThePageofRageLMAO

That's what they are doing. This is what their official agreement with Marvel allows them to do.

If it makes you feel better, the director didn't want this movie connected because she didn't want to have to pay attention to lore even a little bit, and the studio didn't want this connected because it was pretty obvious to them how bad it was going to be.

And instead they decided to make a movie for the male gays. SJ Clarkson should change her name to SJ Wson. Boom! Got 'em!

Hahaaaaaaaa checkmate, liberals!

@@othertalk3313 I just want to say I laughed so hard, I literally died. I'm now a ghost typing this. Never heard such an eloquently put joke before!

I think you're giving this movie _waaaay_ too much credit. I've heard the "male gaze" described as overt sexualisation, whilst the "female gaze" is more about subtext & inference. There is NO inference or subtext in this movie. That would require effort.

​@@othertalk3313 I think this every time I see the name.

I'm not convinced there's all that much behind her eyes at all.

She's one of the most robotic, dead-inside-looking people I've seen. Why is she an actress? It's not her looks. She's above average but not stunning enough to make you forget everything else.

It definitely had "I gave head for this" energy

Isn’t this the boring chick in 50 Shades, I don’t think she has much going on.

Nepo baby. She hates being called this because it's so obviously true.

That's kinda sad tbh. Instead of finding enjoyment in discovering new movies or sharing your love for movies everyone would rather parrot the same argument for disliking a movie instead of acknowledging its bad then moving on audiences would rather get fixated on a movie/show for a while then constantly talk about it essentially keeping it alive.

@@albertthepeacock8020I mean, no one asked for her, so…

What are you talking about? You know you like spiderman. You know the man part isn’t what makes them cool. So why can’t they just bring me pictures of a good spider person, damnit!

@@SweetOrangeGirlno one asked for superheroes or movies or entertainment as we know it yet here we are

​@@minecraftcoolman59wrong. I asked for good movies. Key word: good.

*Gets some flashes from my 80's childhood* So that is what that was! His wife actually, cool

True. They're ignoring the part that it's literally a closed loop attached to its own office and operator.

You can find cameras that are easily accessible just with a normal browser. I did that a few times about 15 years ago when I first learned about it. Wasn't terribly interesting to see some random street in a random city in a random country.

2003 would have been the early days of internet connected cameras, mostly through direct IP login to a DVR as the cameras them selves still used analog video for the most part. These days, the term CCTV has outlived it's usefulness in being accurate, but has come to define any on site camera network.

​@@ZealotOfStealSo the villain just watch thousands of cctv footage around the city and still managed to recognise 4 women?

I did not know she was voiced by Stan’s wife!

I was just thinking Helen Mirren would have been great as Madam Web, if they kept her to the comics version. Or even Judy Dench. Could have had a whole "Nero Wolfe" vibe of a movie, with Madame Web desperately trying to alter the future and a side kick who has to help her do it.

Helen Mirren would have been a great Madame Web.

​@@sarasunshinemt4444 Judi Dench is going blind in real life so Madam Web (post origin) is within her range still.

​@@Scrinwaipwr very sad.

Ripley from Alien/Aliens was great too. Same for the original Lara Croft. Modern day female characters are awful now.

Anymore??

​@steelmote Because it's popular. And they have tons of cash to burn.

From the way you guys talk, the only female characters ever were Sarah and Ripley. Small wonder the lefties want to add more.

@@YouWillBeHappyOrElse add more bad ones? good work lefties, we can see that.

I do believe they sold Disney spiderman, ie the character but nothing else

@@coolhistory2710 Unlikely, considering Sony still makes spiderman movies (both live action and animated). More likely they aren't allowed to freely use Tom Holland's spiderman only, without permission from Disney since he's now part of the Avengers and MCU at large

@her5030 I think it has more to do with Tom Holland only having one Spider-Man movie left in his contract.

​@karanaher5030 Then use Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man since apparently that's Sony!

@@autobotstarscream765 Andrew is too old to play Spiderman, who's supposed to be a young adult and his movies were flops. However, they can cast someone new into the role, explain it as some different timeline that isn't connected to MCU.

I feel like the movie makers forgot how slow information was before.

Was she still wanted as a suspect for this kidnapping when she got on a plane to Peru? At a time when airport / plane security levels were through the roof -- in NYC particularly -- because it was less than 2 years after a certain plane-related incident.

The director wants it set in 2003 but wants near instant news updates of 2023.

She was a insert of stann lee's wife so he can have the things she said in the comic so peter had a wise women guiding him though the mystic stuff.

@@overlordzetta7410who cares? it was done in a good way, that character worked and made the cartoon better.

Yeah I paid to see if it was as bad as people say and it's just awful.@@LT-dn7mt

No to mention she was mysterious.

​@@LT-dn7mt She was never really meant to be. She is a magical guide meant to support Spider-man not a headliner.

What the fudge?

where did that come from

...And then she sexual identitied all over the place

Bro what?

And then she exploded and webbed everything, my favorite part of the movie

But she's... not a good actress? Its not clawing her way out, she's always been bad?

@@palkinatorpeople claim she’s been good in a few films, notably Suspiria. Really beautiful women don’t have to be great actresses. I think she’s really beautiful. Andie MacDowell has never been more than mediocre at best but she was a model originally and very pretty and has been adequate in otherwise good movies.

The difference between Robert and Dakota is that one is a good actor and has a good movie portfolio

She can take acting classes again. Let's be real beautiful people need only above average talent to be successful in Hollywood. Firing her manager is good start if she doesn't fumble it . Fingers crossed

@@markiangooley I would rather an actor have to be good at what they do than just be attractive. If they are both then more power to them, but I think it would be better for a movie's quality if they had good actors and actresses, not just attractive ones. I would settle for likeable actors, which when it comes to Dakota Johnson, I think sometimes she is, but I haven't seen many of her movies so I'm collecting from a very small sample size and I don't have any perception of her as a person although I don't feel any dislike towards her, although I don't get the sense that she has much charisma. Again, I wouldn't know in all fairness. What I'm getting at is that some actors even if they aren't the best often get by on certain types of roles or on their own charisma or just likeability overall outside of their acting (Keanu Reeves is an example of this as he isn't the best or worst actor out there, but he is really good in stoic roles and is a super nice and charismatic guy as a person) but I never really thought of Dakota Johnson as a great actress or someone who stands out that much personality-wise outside of her movies other than being attractive, so there isn't much that really draws me to go see her movies. I'm not trying to hate on her, I'm just saying that attractiveness shouldn't be all we expect from an actor or actress in order to go see their films. Also to be fair, a single performer no matter how capable isn't typically enough to carry a movie. It's a collaborative effort and although I haven't seen this movie, I think it's pretty obvious that the blame shouldn't be put squarely on any one actor's shoulders, including Johnson's. If anything, this movie seems to fail predominantly in the writing and directing, with the acting being a problem, but not the main one, and more so across the board, not just with its leading actor. As for Dakota's other work, I don't think of her as a good actor to my taste, but there have been much worse ones. I still would rather see a movie with good acting as opposed to pretty faces.

Dracula untold was a masterpiece. And whilst the gods of egypt was dumb, the overall story was decent. As for Morbius, it's Morbius, the first movie to earn Morbillion dollars, need I say more?

Oof. That is one hell of a resume.

​​@@karanaher5030"Dracula untold" is a masterpiece the same way "The Room" is, as in so bad you can't stop laughing at it 😂 Never saw "Gods of Egypt" or "Morbius" and don't plan on it so no comment

@@frenchfry9370 Either way, a masterpiece is a masterpiece. In fact, I dare say madam web is also a masterpiece (though in the same way the room is one).

If they're trying to suck, congratulations. You win.

That would actually be good ngl

Better that than this.

Funny thing, Jameson is basically a caricature of Stan Lee and how he saw _himself_ as a harsh and sometimes unfair taskmaster to his employees. That kind of workplace environment and openness to criticism is why I'd assume he was good to work with, LOL

He's an entertaining guy and clips of him are often used in videos. He'd definitely be pulling numbers in film.'

Tbh I’d watch that.

Its a strong and independent woman, im not surprised one bit.

​@@DaRealKing303 Silk is 100% the better option

but silk is too horny for spiderman, so they definitely don't want their character to be madly inlove with some cis man because of some pheromone lol​@@cracuss31n52

This movie would have been better if it was written like the Flash movie, Groundhog day or Edge of Tomorrow (including a montage of several timeline of failures before she gets the hang of whats actually going on) (ofc ending with a return to the first shot of the movie and her knowing exactly how to solve it now). Probably also using a whole roster of villains at once (so people can fail against one and have Madam Web send someoe else with a skillset that counters that specific villain).

Yeah but he probably saw the future in a dream that he uploaded to the NSA so they could reverse engineer the PSP and make it for him, so it all checks out. It's fine.

Yeah I wondered if the PSP was even out in 2003

I'm surprised there wasn't a 10 minute scene of the girls enjoying their PS5 on their 83in Sony OLED.

I am not, considering how quickly they discontinued both it and the Psvita because they weren't "successful enough" despite both handhelds being very popular in the asian regions back in the day espacially japan (also lets not even mention the horrible decision to make the memory cards for the psvita proprietery when you can just use a normal one with a 3ds). Soyny would probably legitimately be competing with nintendo switch in the handheld market right now if they weren't so stupid.

Wish they used that version, would have been much more interesting

The amazing spiderman? I remember that too!

Same. Despite reading a lot of comics I legitimately didn't even know that she was from the comics until this movie got announced and I saw people bringing it up. Why would you make a movie about a character whose most iconic appearance was in a cartoon that ended 27 years ago?

@doctabaldhead a good movie can be made from it. If anything, The Lego Movie proved that a movie can be made about pretty much anything and be entertaining. However, Star Wars: The Force Awakens proves that you can have the entire road map to success laid out before you with step-by-step instructions on how to reach it and you can still botch everything up and leave the audience with a hot mess

@@clydewill2340 They should have begun with Madame webb already being old and crippled, not only because that is the most familiar version to anyone who even knows her, but also will potentially make people curious about how and why she continues doing what she does, idk, seems much of a better story than whatever they tried in this

I could see her giving some advice to Venom, too, maybe Blade or Morbius, but yeah absolutely not headline her own film. She's got big "sage NPC" energy.

You seem to believe anyone involved with Hollywood has done a lick of honest labor in their lives.

Also, removing your plates would be more likely to call attention to you than having hot tags. People may glance over plates. They definitely notice a lack thereof

@thanatoast4389 it also wouldn't mean shit cause New york taxis had an emblem in bedded into the hood and identifies them

It’s complicated

A crowbar is faster

So a time traveling gamer???? AWESOME!

@@aSimpleTailor indeed, mr Garak, it's not a well tailored plot, so to speak...

Spider-Man 3 was an enjoyable mess, certainly more earnest by comparison to this pile of trash

It's honestly ironic that you people whined about S-3 having 'too many villains' even though you clapped like deranged seals whenever a new character was haphazardly shoved into the MCU

​@@jeremyallen5974 The MCU isn't much better. The comic book accuracy is dead.

@@jeremyallen5974 What now?

@@UnwantedGhost1-anz25 False.

Arrowed!

@@GoodChris25 I hope they have these corn chips in heaven!

Some people seem to think we don't need another reboot of a popular character (which is probably true), but we need more phoned in strong female character movies (probably wrong).

To be fair, Iron Man used to be some c-list hero until the RDJ films boosted his popularity. It's all about execution. But too bad they got hacks to write Madam Web.

@@_V.Va_Still, Iron Man was in many popular games and animated series way before Marvel became so big.

Maybe Dakota Johnsons boxy ass might attract some viewers

She's so damn beautiful. I loved her in Under The Silver Lake. Hope she gets better roles in the future, as she's actually a decent actress.

Screw the MCU, use the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man!

​@@autobotstarscream765I feel Andrew's too old at this rate (pretty sure he's almost 40). I do love him, though. He's probably my favourite actor to ever play the character (as much as I love the Raimi films, Andrew was definitely the better Peter). I wish that they'd made at least a third movie, as it would've been interesting to see what his life post-Gwen would've been like.

A 40 year old Spider-Man is a thousand times better than a Tom Holland-Man@@applescruff1969

Spiderless-man. Spider-Manless. Spidermanless.

Obvs to light a building on fire to lure out Spiderman 😂

The Unknown from that Willy Wonka "experience" reminds me of that stove turning "Goblin." 😂

We’ll never know

Which movie was this first mentioned by the possum? 😂😂😂😂

@@irukandji89 it might’ve just been a movie called Goblin

I'm predicting Nerdrotic makes a joke along the lines of "Toxic feminists refuse to watch Kraven" and they start talking about how no its just a shit movie with absolutley no sense of irony at all.

@@stevenscott2718 What now?

@@dylansharp8471 Nerdorotic is a youtube that along with others, who likes to take the piss/review these shitty comicbook movies. He actualy coined the "Peter Parker is Spiderman, Miles Morales is Mile Morales" meme. My predicticion is the loony lefty/feminists who assume that any women lead movie is disliked is because toxic males hate women or a black lead is 'racism' while ingoring any other critism. I am predicticing that when Kraven (white or near white male character) comes out he or one of the other reviewers will make a joke about how toxic women just wouldn't watch it becasue well see what i've already written. Now i've said that i have no idea who they cast as Kraven so i amend my predicton to If Kraven is played by a white man...... If he is played by a POC we will just be called racist again.

@@dylansharp8471 Just so you know i did reply to but i cant see it and i'm not typing it out again.

That's because people think that simply because they're making a superhero movie it automatically means they don't have to try to actually give the characters growth or some sort of arc

@@jeremyallen5974Tbf they kinda didn't for the last few years. The talented ones like Robert downey jr, Chris evans, Scarlett johanssan and Chris hemsworth put all the hard work into creating the MCU brand and now the new talentless excuse of new actors think they can garner that same kind of respect and attention just by getting a superhero role in a marvel movie. Sadly for most of them, the gravy train has long ended ever since endgame (yes I know this is a soyny movie, i am just using the MCU as an example).

@@jeremyallen5974 What?

@@dragonandavatarfan8865 People really love overlooking the character arcs it actually seems. And the train hasn't ended.

​@dylansharp8471 , there are actors that don't take superhero roles seriously and believe they can half-ass their performance because superheroes are for children. Yes I've heard this before, no I don't remember where.

especialy as how she 'sees' them she outright experiences them as reality, i can't speak for anyone else but i would almost immeadiatly start disassociating form reality because i wouldn't be able to tell what was real.

And the kind of execution that led to the Challenger

@@myaldeade Who?

@@dylansharp8471 the rocket that exploded

even one about Big Wheel hahaha

@@mikescorpio13 Ngl comic Big Wheel actually had an interesting character arc over his run... There is much more drive and character motivation already there to for any number of the Spiders rogues than Madam bloody web. MW is supposed to be a mysterious guiding figure to the various spider-men, not knowing who she really was or what here true goal/end game... Well was part of the fun. I'd watch a Kite, or mothman movie before watching another slog like this. At least you could make fun of the obvious joke character MW is a side character to be respected... This is just cruel.

Pornhub jokes 😂

Kinda like the 80s Japanese Spiderman, who had that give him powers like X-Ray Vision too.

Notably, there isn't a The _Ugly_ One, and this is modern Disney so their team doesn't have Cheerleader because that's "a harmful stereotype"

@@RoninCatholic I want an Ugly One, though! Where's my ugly representation, Hollywood?🤓