Major Payne | Biker Fight Scene

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Cadet Alex Stone (Steven Martini) sets Major Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) up to fight an intimidating biker (Bam Bam Bigelow) to get him to leave their military school. Unfortunately for Alex, Major Payne is much tougher than he looks and ends up beating the biker to a pulp. To get his squad back in line after their major infringement, Payne sends them out on a mission to steal a trophy from their competition as a peace offering.
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Damon Wayans stars in this hilarious escapade Major Payne. When peace breaks out in America, killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne, United States Marine Corps Special Forces (Wayans), is given his marching orders... to the unemployment line. Unable to cope with civilian life, Payne is thrust back into the military regimen as commander of the Madison Academy Junior ROTC. How does the military's most dangerous secret weapon discipline a few good men when none of them is even old enough to shave? Any way he wants! At least until Dr. Emily Walburn, school counselor (Karen Parsons), joins his tour of duty. Armed with the comic genius of Damon Wayans and stockpiled with humor, "Major Payne orders up the laughs." (Los Angeles Times)
© 1995 Universal City Studios, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Cast: Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons, William Hickey, Michael Ironside, Albert Hall
Produced By: Eric L. Gold, Michael Rachmil
Directed By: Nick Castle
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@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 Жыл бұрын

"You said you were gonna hit me in the face." "What? You callin' me a liar?" I love this so much.

@Raderan 8 ай бұрын

Had me rolling lololol

@I_love_Invincible 4 ай бұрын

same @@Raderan

@I_love_Invincible 4 ай бұрын

also love the part "ooh children"

@pablitocodes 3 ай бұрын

Classic major payne.

@englishatheart 3 ай бұрын

I ain't calling you a truther! (Sorry, had to. 😆)

@aychbhomas6608 Жыл бұрын

Damon's acting isn't talked about enough in this movie. His ability to mix the sillyness and jokes with intimate moments where he potrays Payne's love and pride for his young troops is what makes this such a classic.

@powerofme7144 Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my Master Gunns from JROTC. You could tell he saw a lot in his time and so warming when he’d come down us and then flash a little smirk.

@Pingaheimer 11 ай бұрын

100% one of the best lead comedy performances ever.

@Hydijah4 9 ай бұрын

The only way to being a better player being so humble in this world is by playing the do it yourself and being the e player that makes you proud to have been so great at the view that you’re

@ronin8741 5 ай бұрын

Exactly

@louieevans9125 2 ай бұрын

Watch his sitcom. My Wife and Kids

@ethanloming001 Жыл бұрын

"FEE FI FO FUM, WHAT BEANSTALK YOU FALL FROM?" LOL😂😂😂

@PatDK 4 күн бұрын

I came here for this too before I started the clip

@MandaloreTheChosenOne 4 күн бұрын

Lucky he didn’t hear that

@goaway3717 Жыл бұрын

It's the "Oh children..." line that makes me crack up.

@Danniboithekid 11 ай бұрын

The way he stepped on him 💀

@Mr_Triscuit 3 ай бұрын

The hair on my arm stood when I heard him call that.

@rosapayne5660 24 күн бұрын

"Somebody's gonna answer for this blood from my lip!"

@golvic1436 15 күн бұрын

I use that exact line when my kids do something wrong. My daughter's was watching the movie with me and at that scene she turned to me and yelled "That's where you got it from!"

@MandaloreTheChosenOne 4 күн бұрын

@@golvic1436 lol

@Brook11223 Жыл бұрын

Rest in Peace Bam Bam Bigelow.

@Destros2ndone Жыл бұрын

amen

@darkholyPL Жыл бұрын

Oh fuck it was Bam Bam. I though it was, but wasn't sure.

@Brook11223 Жыл бұрын

@@darkholyPL Yup that's Bam Bam. Bret Hart has spoken fondly of him saying he was incredible in the ring.

@brocklesnar3802 Жыл бұрын

Boo hoo, everyone knows he dead along with a shit loads of other wrestlers.

@hamadhumaid1984 Жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelow ((1961-2007)) he deserve to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame

@texmechs5757 Жыл бұрын

"One, don't you feel dumb! Two, look at you! Three, you ever talk about me behind my back again ill stomp you in the ground!" One of the best parts in a comedy ever.

@MishaSims Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-mu2mp8ll6c 5 ай бұрын

I love his rhymes lol

@savanahdahlsten3149 4 ай бұрын

Truth

@MrJP75 3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Homey The Clown!!!

@jazminerenee4077 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@MPPharaoh Жыл бұрын

“7 23 hour days full of fun and adventure. I’m gonna make you boys SKRONG” 😂😂😂😂😂

@ihatethisgame6827 Жыл бұрын

And his face of joy when he said that always gets me 😂😂😂😂

@phileickmeyer2493 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@KingOfSwords720 Жыл бұрын

Facts, I trained with Marines in "A" school. They don't know when to stop running. 5 miles on average. The few, the proud. Salute

@dannyrichards-nb9sh Жыл бұрын

❤❤❤

@dannyrichards-nb9sh Жыл бұрын

@@phileickmeyer2493 lol

@jmaxim80 Жыл бұрын

I still can't believe they didn't make a sequel to this classic. And the "you callin me a liar" is too much, it gets me everytime.

@TheCvlt Жыл бұрын

I'd say because the overall movie was as shallow and one dimensional as 99% of all others "class doesn't want to behave, so they hire someone that earns their respect and later they like them"-movies. But then again, we talking Hollywood. And Hollywood has lost It's magic years ago.

@paulcarpenter7844 4 ай бұрын

Or a cheap series or something

@carlossims3793 Жыл бұрын

As a Marine, this (along with Full Metal Jacket) is probably one of the most accurate depictions of Marine Corps Drill Instructors I have ever seen. Most of them are very funny but are true hard chargers about the Corps and serving in the military. I wish they would do a part 2!

@ismaelsantos5378 Жыл бұрын

Well, Full Metal Jacket drill instructor was a real drill instructor. I personally wouldn't want a part 2 at this point because they are probably going to frag it up. I would like a movie in this style however.

@cujoedaman Жыл бұрын

@@ismaelsantos5378 Agreed, they'd make it a movie about how girls can't be in the military and Payne would come back as a trans.

@waitin4winter Жыл бұрын

Except you wouldn’t expect a major or any officer to act like this. You’d expect it more from an SNCO

@complexsin5469 Жыл бұрын

@@waitin4winter Major Pain coulda been a Mustang

@justinland1208 Жыл бұрын

Ours would purposefully try and make us laugh while at attention just so they could go berserk and beat us if we even cracked a smile.

@robertparker6280 5 ай бұрын

What I love about Payne is that, HE has a limit on what to do a kid/teen. And later on when you see the way Alex's step father treats him. Payne steps in between them and says one of my favorite lines in the movie: "If you hit the kid again. I'll do more than salute you".

@stevietheaussie3555 Жыл бұрын

2:35 - Something that some people might miss: Payne is a trained military soldier. In war he has permission to use whatever means necessary to achieve his objective; such as striking enemy soldiers, killing enemy soldiers, etc. But here he's up against a civilian, so the rules are different. He cannot use physical force, except as a means of self-defence. So when he insults Bam Bam Bigelo the Biker, he gets the exact result he was hoping for, which is why he seems happier afterwards. He now is legally allowed to strike back. 6:09 - And as you find out later on, Stone can stand before even someone like Payne, and be completely unafraid of receiving physical abuse. But then of course, even after all the bad-ass shit you've seen Payne do throughout the movie. Even the stuff that could be considered downright sadistic; he's still unwilling to hit a child.

@Shanethefilmmaker 6 ай бұрын

Another thing they miss. While he's most likely not one. A lot of Bikers are former military. Hell's Angels started out as former WWII Pilots. So needless to say Stone would have had to find one that didn't serve because the others would have said no. Not just out of respect for the military, but a lot of them at this point are 'Nam Vets, they probably served along side Payne personally in the war while he was serving or at least know him and his batshit reputation. While Bikers are tough MFs, even they know better than to mess with Payne without cause.

@crazyman7671 3 ай бұрын

@Shanethefilmmaker and they would have told Stone that there is a method to Payne's madness. Like, we all hated getting screamed at in Basic, but overall, it teaches you how to handle being overwhelmed as best you can

@thatsright1648 Жыл бұрын

“Well that’s one death warrant signed”. LOL 😂

@jordanbass705 Жыл бұрын

Major Payne will forever be a classic it’ll never be another movie like this it’s funny and hilarious Damon wayans did his thang in this movie lol 😂😂

@FordFitness334 Жыл бұрын

Factsss

@jordanbass705 Жыл бұрын

@@FordFitness334 it would have been if they came out with a major payne 2 with Damon wayans still playing him

@powerbadpowerbad Жыл бұрын

Yeah,it's a classic,so-FUNNY !!! TOO bad they don't make movies like this any more,just super-hero movies,reboots & sequels. LOL.

@hollowjack8711 Жыл бұрын

Thang? Thung? Thong?

@chrisherring5511 Жыл бұрын

Always wished back in the day they would have made a Homey the Clown movie.

@matthewkuchinski1769 Жыл бұрын

One of the best scenes in comedy ever! I love how Stone is willing to take the punishment for the whole squad and is the guy everyone naturally turns to when the chips are down, so these reasons are why Major Payne decides to make him squad leader instead of Dotson. Plus, when we see that Dotson just shouts at the cadets and is always trying to please the superior officer (up until the dress punishment), it is clear that Dotson is no true leader.

@darkshogun5887 Жыл бұрын

Not only is Dotson a bad leader, he ended up jumping ship and switching to one of the competing schools because he was butt hurt.

@workliferecognition7002 Жыл бұрын

He willingly took punishment but got rewarded for courage. He wasn’t afraid to face Payne but cared about his crew more than what he thought he had coming.

@Filmaker25 Жыл бұрын

Hol;yweird at it agian ... how did this song go with these ... well soldiers LOL

@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Жыл бұрын

@@Filmaker25 go away ivan

@rodrigomunozlevi4214 Жыл бұрын

That's a leader.

@Mysticleo42 Жыл бұрын

"Fe Fi Fo Fum what beanstalk did you fall from?" 🤣🤣🤣

@lawrence142002 Жыл бұрын

I really miss Bam Bam. One of the most talented and agile big guys in wrestling.

@Isaac-qo3iq Жыл бұрын

This is only two days old and 32 likes

@SorosHateSpeechBot-zc5rq Жыл бұрын

I thought it was scorch lol

@kaintkk Жыл бұрын

@@Isaac-qo3iq 66 likes now with 4 week old

@corneliuswinters7842 Жыл бұрын

Try Brian Cage, Willie Mac.

@corneliuswinters7842 Жыл бұрын

Gringo Loco.

@TheBrownSys Жыл бұрын

Damon Wayans was so convincing as a bad ass in this movie and he of course was hilarious as usual. The writers should also be commended for incredible dialogue on this movie. While I would consider this movie in the genre of stupid comedy for teen/pre-teens. There are only a few other comedy movies I've re-watched as much as this one. It really holds up and has been continued to be funny through dozens of viewings.

@Marveryn Жыл бұрын

it never dawn on me how tall damon is in real life. Bigelow isn't a small man. he no giant but he not someone you call tiny and they nearly match the same Height

@TheBrownSys Жыл бұрын

@@Marveryn According to google Wayans is 6'2 and Bigelow was 6'4. I think the camera angle and the campaign hat add several inches.

@chad534 Жыл бұрын

Right up there with Remo Williams

@DaveCM Жыл бұрын

I've lost count how many times I've watched this movie. I never get tired of it. And I was an Infantry Marine

@kevinfisher466 Жыл бұрын

he looks like an angry crackhead

@Mustang-bk4ns 9 ай бұрын

Unbelievable movie. Damon Wayans played those boys like a fiddle and gave them great challenges to help them think better and grow. Military is just a part of their life.

@SergyMilitaryRankings 9 ай бұрын

Help them be the war criminals that God intended lol

@davidbirchall627 7 ай бұрын

😊

@anthonyhaylock6655 Жыл бұрын

This was a great movie , teaching principals and lessons these kids who really needed it

@powerbadpowerbad Жыл бұрын

AGREED.Great film,wish Daymon had made many more movies.

@treadhead Жыл бұрын

A LITTLE " MILITARY DISCIPLINE " NEVER HURTS , ONLY MAKES ONE BETTER !!!!!!!!!

@rodrigomunozlevi4214 10 ай бұрын

Amen!

@FineWine-v4.0 9 ай бұрын

@@treadheadsure be a mindless killing machine

@scs2850 7 ай бұрын

⁠@@FineWine-v4.0mindless ?

@raymicheals4127 Жыл бұрын

Something that was subtle was Alex stone's arc. He started out as a trouble maker and a rebel but with Major Payne as his commanding officer he becomes a leader and proves many people can be leaders no matter what background they had

@jordanpax9735 Жыл бұрын

He just needed the right father figure

@cujoedaman Жыл бұрын

@@jordanpax9735 And responsibility.

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын

Kid would make a good marine, chesty woulda approved of him.

@zeaferjones1404 10 ай бұрын

He wanted to become their common enemy and have them work as a team. That is why he switched leaders he wanted their true leader instead of the brown noser.

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 10 ай бұрын

@@zeaferjones1404 100% but we gotta be careful about saying that in real life for bad leaders though. heard people use that for one of the guy under mad dog back when Saddam was still alive and free. they had a guy enforcing grooming regulations and dress regs to the point his preferences. He still treated it like they were law rather than just his Peeves and they were still in country rather than on fobs in a shooting war. that same CO got busted for being a chomo and for a bunch of other scummy stuff. Sometimes good COs are just following broken window theory and/or giving men a common enemy but other times they are just scum tripping on power. saw a lot of good men get messed up because leadership couldn’t catch the hint that maybe it would be best for them to turn a blind eye while the sausage gets made.

@brandonallen3808 Жыл бұрын

RIP Bam Bam Bigelow. The beast from the east. Gone but not forgotten.

@powerofme7144 Жыл бұрын

Saved them kids too

@calanon534 9 ай бұрын

o7 Mad respect to the man.

@keeponlivin81 Жыл бұрын

"I've been known to cut a little rug". Proud to have grown up during this era. Possibly the funniest 90s movie.

@raymondkidwell7135 2 ай бұрын

There’s so many good 90s movies like Duce biggalow

@keeponlivin81 2 ай бұрын

@@raymondkidwell7135don't make me he-bitch man slap ya! Lol. Love Deucey!

@BatMajor Жыл бұрын

lmao! "You callin me a liar!?" thats a frikin classic

@kylevansant5083 Жыл бұрын

Major payne, black sheep, almost heros, happy Gilmore, super troopers, me myself and Irene..... some of my ALL TIME favorite movies to quote. Even now as a 38yr old man.. my kids know all of em too!

@joeswanson420 3 ай бұрын

You really don't hear almost hero's ever brought up. Definitely one of my favorites.

@coolbreeze5917 Жыл бұрын

Hands down one the most iconic roles he played

@joshfulcifan1015 Жыл бұрын

Loved this movie as a kid. me and my mother (of all people) were howling with laughter. I'm going to have to buy the Blu-ray of this.

@Laeadern Жыл бұрын

Well in her defense it was one hell of a funny, great movie...lol.

@el.leonblanco Жыл бұрын

What's a blu-ray? 😂

@oneupmanship Жыл бұрын

I'm gonna have to get a vhs tape of this. Maybe have to try Blockbusters.

@monochromatic9601 Жыл бұрын

@@el.leonblanco Wait for real? I'm only 18 man, it's too fucking soon for me to be feeling old.

@SleepySloth2705 Жыл бұрын

"Fee-Fai-Foh-Fam, what beanstalk you fall from?" 😂🤣

@masonorosco1090 9 ай бұрын

There was no doubt Stone was rough around the edges but he definitely showed his willingness to put his teammates ahead of himself even if it meant him getting expelled. That's character and integrity.

@R4hR4h 7 ай бұрын

That’s why Payne picked him as squad leader

@TheodoreBrosevelt 2 ай бұрын

I thought he was trying to get kicked out anyways?

@terrelltownsend8016 2 ай бұрын

@@TheodoreBroseveltHe was, but Payne wasn't going to give him the satisfaction.

@viktorvaughn7341 Жыл бұрын

Sooo many memorable quotes in this film, I can't go one gym session w/o thinking "I'm gon make you boys strongggg"

@joshua5396 Жыл бұрын

“You like to rhyme, boy?” 😂😂🤣

@vasasangjaas108 Жыл бұрын

One of truly most underrated movies !! Never get bored to watch it whenever is on. True gem. Good performance from all the characters. And yes, Bam Bam rip. Another great wrestler gone too early !

@Fr0gg0 Жыл бұрын

I love the see all the love for this movie. Sure, it's not a masterpiece, but it's your typical 90s movie that is easy to watch and feel good.

@ismaelsantos5378 Жыл бұрын

Oh bit it IS a master piece. That is what makes it so inmortal.

@davissexton6057 Жыл бұрын

I cant count how many times I watched this movie as a Kid. When movies were simple and funny.

@JahRootsRadio Жыл бұрын

And clean for the most part. It will never be so again.

@josephdale69 Жыл бұрын

How this scene didn’t win an academy award is beyond me. I’m being completely serious.

@liquidsleepgames3661 Жыл бұрын

Have you seen the movies that were released in 1995?

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын

@@liquidsleepgames3661 fair point up until 2000-2010 it was like a clash of the Titians while past that point it started to look like a couple of rats fighting over a Old prophylactic

@vashstampede4878 Жыл бұрын

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus @Liquid Sleep Games I know y'all got the year wrong. Talking about twister like I ain't got none, what you think, I sold em all?

@vashstampede4878 Жыл бұрын

@@liquidsleepgames3661 ^ KZfaq makes it hard to multi-tag

@liquidsleepgames3661 Жыл бұрын

@@vashstampede4878 I was talking about major Payne. It came out march 24th 1995 And not twister which came out the following year on March 10th 1996

@ascripter Жыл бұрын

This scene lives rent free in my head till this day 🤣

@TheFacelessStoryMaker Жыл бұрын

I love how they expect a biker to be able to take down a freaking MARINE.

@unknownunknowns Жыл бұрын

Well, they are kids, after all.

@powerofme7144 Жыл бұрын

Took down a WWF champ. Knocked him cross eyed.

@CharlesLeeRay79 Жыл бұрын

Ummmm. Most bikers are former military.

@spacemanx9595 10 ай бұрын

@@CharlesLeeRay79not anymore. A lot of weekend Harley riders.

@joehamlet7576 9 ай бұрын

Well, it's not like all Marines are supermen who can't be beaten.

@VQindustries-wb7wf Жыл бұрын

“What bean stalk you fall from?” 😂

@joshuabrooks4907 Жыл бұрын

Scott Bigelow legitimately scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. Nonetheless, I hope his rest has been peaceful.

@still-standingrunner8109 Жыл бұрын

Bam Bam Bigelow is just awesome. He showed everyone how to take a bump when he got kicked

@iBeReaper 11 ай бұрын

I'm gonna make you boys strong 😂 gets me every time

@mikeef747 2 ай бұрын

Probably one of the most underrated movie!

@missladyanonymity 6 күн бұрын

@03:01 "don't gimme that billy jack 🐂💩" 🤣🤣 Me, 30 years later, just finding out that billy jack is a movie and finding the scene on yt.

@FlyDog79 Ай бұрын

“I heard you couldn’t cut it in the REAL man’s military!” 😂 Live that line.

@Mawee-sn5su Жыл бұрын

When I got older I realized Mayor Payne was the 1 that warned to other school about his students trying to steal the trophy & they got beat up Lol 😂!

@scipioafricanus2071 Жыл бұрын

I love how one of the Cadets looks like he's in his mid-twenties.

@DanielMorales-ku1zw Ай бұрын

Too many lines to quote this whole movie is 🔥

@Projectxnuke 3 ай бұрын

Such a good movie I have it on VCR

@kparsa1 Жыл бұрын

What's funny is that some people don't take Drill Sgt's seriously until they feel their wrath. I never served but one of my instructors was a drill Sgt and he scared the bejezus out of me. I never once challenged them because I knew what they are capable of.

@jacobnewell7845 Жыл бұрын

Then you are smarter than most. The rule of being a Drill Sergeant is you can't assault the recruits. Keyword being assault. The minute some dumbass throws a punch, they're about to time travel into next week

@kparsa1 Жыл бұрын

@@jacobnewell7845 I saw an under belt make contact with a punch during a demonstration knowing he wasn't supposed to at that moment. (The lesson was looking at the fist verses opponet's eyes_)Let's just say he learned alot about what it feels to get hit in the jaw.

@ismaelsantos5378 Жыл бұрын

@@jacobnewell7845 They also can't insult recruits... which leads to the very creative use of language to paint flowery images with words. Ironically, the very best drill sgts are some of the most vicious creatures on the planet... and some of the fluffiest and most respectable men you will ever find when not in uniform.

@tonyv8925 Жыл бұрын

My drill sergeant was actually pretty quiet. However, I do believe he carried a pocket dictionary because the words he used DID instill fear and respect and we learned how to be soldiers. Our team leader, however, was old school and it was not uncommon to get a punch in the kidneys when no was looking for screwing up, similar to Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann in Full Metal Jacket.

@kparsa1 Жыл бұрын

@@tonyv8925 I never served but I've heard stories about Drill SGT's aren't to be messed with..haha

@dasfeenfleisch8775 Жыл бұрын

Rest in Peace Bam Bam 😔

@brocklesnar3802 Жыл бұрын

Best in peach cram jam.

@stormangelus6638 3 күн бұрын

Throat punch is just viscious. XD And Payne was smart here. He gave the kid precisely what he needed.

@Headto 7 күн бұрын

Bro l'm not joking this guy makes me laugh every time! 😂😂😂😂

@mateo1726 Жыл бұрын

This movie was a major part of my childhood

@995cool Жыл бұрын

my childhood was a major pain

@slowpoke96Z28 7 ай бұрын

It was a major part of a lot of oif/oef combat Marines' upbringing. The Corps wouldnt be what it is today without this movie,

@andyherrera4375 Жыл бұрын

Bam Bam Bigelow! One of the nicest guys in wrestling.

@NoName-st6zc 3 ай бұрын

3:56 Look at the Sherminator to the left trying his hardest not to piss his pants of laughter lol

@KingPOTB 3 ай бұрын

7:23 I never noticed he had a dark mark on his face from where he got punched earlier. That's dedication to detail

@alswedgin9274 5 ай бұрын

2:05 Fi fy fo fum; which beanstalk did you fall from? 😂😂😂😂

@notallowed337 Жыл бұрын

"Guess, 'ha', I just had that one a comin" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tricia5792 2 ай бұрын

"OH CHILDREN!!!" - never fails to make me laugh😅. Major Payne reminds me of my school's phys. ed. teacher (who once had us do cross country running in four feet of snow).

@20thCenturyMan80 4 күн бұрын

"You calling me a liar?" lol

@projects325 7 ай бұрын

Love this movie. Grew up watching it and it brings back good memories 🥹

@ShadowDemon_4 7 ай бұрын

I believe he promoted him because for one, he knew he wanted to leave so he put him in charge instead because he knew it would upset him and two, he actually respected him for essentially standing up for himself and his group.

@prinz89 2 күн бұрын

"You should expel me sir😊" You're now promoted to squad leader 5:32 😂 Checkmate

@notallowed337 Жыл бұрын

This movie might have the most/really good one liners in movie history

@carlhicksjr8401 Жыл бұрын

17 year old me in Basic Training way back in Nineteen Eighty-[mumble] just seized up a little bit when Payne says, "Ah gonna make you boys **strong** ..." lol!

@lordflashheart8153 Жыл бұрын

The Wayans brothers are all absolute legends.

@jamesanthony8438 Жыл бұрын

Major Payne: "I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. Ain't you never been married?" Emily Walburn: "Yeah, I was." Major Payne: "What happened? You terminate his command?" Emily Walburn: "No, actually he left. I wanted children, he didn't." Major Payne: "Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother." Emily Walburn: "Well, thank you Benson. How about you? Was there ever a Ms. Payne?" Major Payne: "Negative. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one." - Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons

@patrickkenyon2326 Жыл бұрын

Lieutenants may not marry. Captains MAY marry. Majors should marry. Colonels must marry.

@SansoHumar Жыл бұрын

As a former marine I can say it’s all true. My wife was issued to me by the military.

@jamesanthony8438 Жыл бұрын

@@SansoHumar Thank you for your service =)

@anonymouseniller6688 Жыл бұрын

@@patrickkenyon2326 what's the logic behind that?

@patrickkenyon2326 Жыл бұрын

@@anonymouseniller6688 A Lieutenant is too busy learning. A Captain or Major can get by alone, but would benefit from the sounding board, and steadying influence, a good woman provides. Colonels NEED someone to ground them, and reign in their egos My father was a Colonel. He welded JATO rockets to his Ford pickup because he wanted to fly it. No one on base was willing to tell him " Sir, that is a stupid idea"...

@BennyLlama39 Ай бұрын

Payne said, "Front-leanin' rest position!" and I automatically heard Yusha Thomas ordering, *"HALF RIGHT!!!"* followed by his evil laugh. 😀

@morrismonet3554 3 ай бұрын

Such an under-rated movie.

@soufianharachi8878 5 ай бұрын

It's one of the best films I've ever seen It's amazing ❤

@sacrilegiousboi Жыл бұрын

Damon Is an underrated legend

@templar23 Жыл бұрын

Listen to the disneyesque music added during the fight scene. It's amazing, why they removed it from films after is beyond me. Always loved this movie! Damon Wayans is amazing in 'The Last Boy Scout' too where he plays against Bruce Willis. And that's a great movie too, by the way - so watch it!

@paschalisantoniou974 Жыл бұрын

God! Its been so many years! I forgot how awesome this was!

@markc3197 7 ай бұрын

Highly underrated movie

@user-rk7eq1il4c Күн бұрын

Heck no

@kingcosworth2643 Жыл бұрын

One of the best comedies, love this movie.

@powerbadpowerbad Жыл бұрын

Me too.

@TheBamaguy334 Ай бұрын

Rest In Peace bam bam,good wrestler,great actor,he will surely be missed

@Laeadern Жыл бұрын

Despite how the squad thought of him at first he just wanted to make them better.....plus it was one hell of a funny movie.

@NitroChaos Жыл бұрын

My favorite part is when he takes care of the monster in the closet with extreme prejudice

@kingcosworth2643 Жыл бұрын

If he's in there, he ain't happy

@germaxicus6670 Жыл бұрын

My favorite part too

@alanstant9356 Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite movies. Damon does really good acting.

@DrHappy12 8 ай бұрын

Yooo when major Payne said ohh children he didn't even move his lips he just put his arms on his side😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hamadhumaid1984 Жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelow ((1961-2007)) he deserve to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame

@diaperjoeisaped1723 Жыл бұрын

They do not induct druggies. 👎👎

@hamadhumaid1984 Жыл бұрын

@@diaperjoeisaped1723 Joan Laurer aka Chyna is in the WWE Hall of Fame back in 2019 she was an addict and so is Sean Waltman aka X-Pac

@RonIsElite Жыл бұрын

True, bam bam bigelow should be in the wwe hall of fame

@hamadhumaid1984 Жыл бұрын

@@RonIsElite he's been through many wrestling organizations, look at his accomplishments: ACW Tag Team Championship AWA Southern Heavyweight Championship ECW World Heavyweight Championship ECW World Television Championship NWA Northeast Heavyweight Championship IWGP Tag Team Championship USA Heavyweight Championship 2-time USA Pro Heavyweight Championship WCW Hardcore Championship 2-time WCW World Tag Team Championship WCWA Television Championship WSWF Heavyweight Championship 1987 Slammy Award WAR Six-Man Tag Team Championship 1994 Six-Man Tag Team Tournament 1986 Rookie Of The Year

@RonIsElite Жыл бұрын

@@hamadhumaid1984 wow, that’s amazing, bam bam bigelow was a great wrestler

@daniellewis2133 Жыл бұрын

6:13 he's not just agitated but heart broken.

@Avillo100 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂...fond memories.....just wish they could do more of these movies now days.

@drunkdonutboy Жыл бұрын

Different times....different times....

@faithismespeaks6848 Ай бұрын

@@drunkdonutboy For sure, now everyone has to get offended over everything no matter what. I remember when people had a sense of humor.

@onamattapeeya Жыл бұрын

Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelow... respected by his peers as a talented professional RIP

@andremarselous Жыл бұрын

That was a clean kick. I wonder if he trained.

@silverado2004 Жыл бұрын

God bless Bam Bam Bigelow..Rest in peace 🕊️

@wayne9287 Жыл бұрын

3:10 Man they should definitely use that foot steps trick in the UFC!

@eddyvedder163 Жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite movies, ever!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!! There's got to be someone needing a little Killin!? I'm sorry there is no one left! You've killed them all!

@sha11235 7 ай бұрын

Major Payne reminds me a little bit of Homey D. Clown if he was in the military.

@butchvito Жыл бұрын

Bam Bam should have been in more roles. He was a legit badass.

@powerofme7144 Жыл бұрын

And Angel saving those orphans

@rhondamalotte5073 Жыл бұрын

This is one of the best movies EVER.

@Under_Sky_Third_Gaia Жыл бұрын

I agree, they just don't make them like this anymore.

@user-xx3uy4db8s 5 ай бұрын

Such a masterpiece can't stop watching it again and again

@Vaquerochinaco 5 күн бұрын

"You callin me a lair"😂

@yodatrucker420 Жыл бұрын

God I love this movie RIP bam bam we love and miss you

@LaZarusXtnct Жыл бұрын

Takes the problem child and puts him in charge. Tells him the failure pf his friends will be his fault. Epic.

@RoosterMontgomery Жыл бұрын

The most effective threat in military basic training: endless PT (physical training). Great for discipline, weeding out liars, and making ya'll STRONG!