Make a Shelf for the Taskmaster's Balls | Full Task

Make a Shelf for the Taskmaster's Balls | Full Task | Taskmaster

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Жыл бұрын

From series 12, Put up a shelf for all the Taskmaster's snooker balls. All the Taskmaster's snooker balls must be at the Taskmaster's eyeline. Only the Taskmaster's snooker balls may be on the finished shelf. Fastest wins.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@marku304 Жыл бұрын

that camera pan from a pile of veneer shelves and rubber mats to Morgana dragging a giant cushion out of the caravan is one of the finest examples of Taskmaster's signature passive-aggressive editing.

@StaceWah Жыл бұрын

You're so right. It's a proprietary style of pass ag 🤣🤣

@alexrteutsch Жыл бұрын

On par with the 'wetting the teabags' cut

@Harvey1211 Жыл бұрын

In one episode (can’t remember which one), Greg Davies said ‘I was born in ‘68 and I am 6 foot 8’ and from then on, I’ve never forgotten the age and height of The Taskmaster.

@bigbud587 Жыл бұрын

Well he is 54 years old, but he is 6’8” so at least you got that right.

@robotikempire Жыл бұрын

@@bigbud587 You use the year he was born to calculate his current age genius

@marshmelleoh Жыл бұрын

@@bigbud587 oof

@8bit_pineapple Жыл бұрын

@@bigbud587 people born in 68 are 54 👀

@italicpigeon Жыл бұрын

@BigBud are you OK dude?

@Irfanhill Жыл бұрын

"That's literraly physical discrimination" "So be it."

@69Buddha Жыл бұрын

As a funny note, the top hit on Google now for "How tall is Greg" is immediately 6' 8" and describes Greg Davies.

@shooby9496 Жыл бұрын

Mine was like 3 or 4 down

@Mike_Dubayou Жыл бұрын

Google changes results to fit you. Not the same for everyone.

@asimplehuman Жыл бұрын

I was ready for Alex to say that some of the balls didn't belong to Greg, so they would have all failed on that account.

@coolkumquats Жыл бұрын

That was my immediate response. They all made the assumption that the balls on the plate were, in fact, the balls they were supposed to build a shelf for. But Taskmaster has tricked people with that kind of thing before! I would've done a quick check around the house to make sure there wasn't a basket of other balls labeled "Taskmaster" hidden somewhere

@TheNightShallLast Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was absolutely expecting for either some of the balls to be the wrong ones, or for there to be other balls somewhere.

@rhysjonsmusic Жыл бұрын

That absolutely shouldve been the twist to the task, they go into the taskmaster house and they find a miniature snooker table with the taskmaster logo

@cavemann_ Жыл бұрын

I really liked how Desiree chose to display Greg's balls on the shelf. They were nicely tucked in and had an easy way out in case he really needed to use them.

@sherryxia8362 Жыл бұрын

😂

@arthurhardy8343 Жыл бұрын

Oh god that’s hilarious XDDDDD

@matthewvernon3774 Жыл бұрын

Nice juxtaposition of Victoria and Morgana in this task. Victoria, most often hopeless at tasks was incredibly speedy and efficient. Morgana, usually so reliable, had a complete meltdown. Gotta love Taskmaster! 😂

@icturner23 Жыл бұрын

As I’ve pointed out when this clip has been shared before, ‘snooker’ with a short ‘oo’ is a valid pronunciation (e.g. in Wales, which Greg should know as a Salopian like me) and when a word isn’t used in American English Desirée is right that she has no choice but to arbitrarily choose one British pronunciation or another.

@shadou1234567 Жыл бұрын

i love Desiree, her introduction on this task is amazing "i guess i don´t even know what it is in this country"

@Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын

It's snooker, not an obscure, never mentioned activity. It's not tooootally impossible she wouldn't have ever heard the word.

@hirshja Жыл бұрын

@@Tao_Tology in much of the US, Snooker isnt known.

@shadou1234567 Жыл бұрын

@@Tao_Tology i am neighter american or british, never heard of it before. Know the balls as billiard or pool balls. I guess it is indeed a obscure word.

@yourmum69_420 Жыл бұрын

so americans don't play snooker?

@TaskmasterMN Жыл бұрын

The age-old question of our times: "How tall is... Greg"

@sherryxia8362 Жыл бұрын

Who’s Greg?

@ybbetter9948 Жыл бұрын

@@sherryxia8362 greg… from greggs

@blacksquirrel4008 Жыл бұрын

Had to Google it myself 6’8”. So tall

@ulfjohnsen6203 Жыл бұрын

tried googling that and got 2.03m... And a picture to confirm it was the right man

@OffshoreITguy Жыл бұрын

If you google "how tall is greg," it shows you Greg Davies height lol.

@LeornianCyng Жыл бұрын

Victoria would be brilliant at segments, where the line usually is “Here’s one I made earlier”. 😂

@sherryxia8362 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t know the Taskmaster’s balls required a shelf..

@Slaaan Жыл бұрын

No one knew, but we all expected

@Yue_Jin Жыл бұрын

You seen the size of him?

@jacobsmith-hi6ey Жыл бұрын

no the real surprise that it wasn't golden.

@OriginalPiMan Жыл бұрын

When Greg looks straight forward, we now know that what he wants to see: Balls.

@Jovius2k Жыл бұрын

When you're that tall... LOL

@mikbdee2186 Жыл бұрын

Kept waiting for one of them to grab the portrait of Greg and just hold it up to the shelf.

@mountieman18 Жыл бұрын

The camera man at 3:41 is a genius

@dennysingh2813 Жыл бұрын

I don't think I've liked an entire cast as much as this group. Also, Desiree's positivity is always very heartwarming. They all seem like people you'd want to hang out with and have fun.

@rachelb5530 Жыл бұрын

was waiting for the reveal that there was another ball somewhere else that they had to have found and added to the collection

@csodatatu Жыл бұрын

I thought that there was an extra ball that needed to be removed :D

@yourmum69_420 Жыл бұрын

@@csodatatu same

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Жыл бұрын

I thought they would make Greg get on the shelf.

@kisbie Жыл бұрын

If you know snooker, you can see all the colours are there. Power snooker, which includes an orange ball and a purple ball, never really took off.

@jodievdw Жыл бұрын

Like a bowling ball, that'd completely change what the shelf needed to be to hold it.

@HHh-ej4rl Жыл бұрын

I'm disappointed Morgana didn't make a balls joke

@bluecat2991 10 ай бұрын

Are we just going to gloss over Greg's cry of "It's not fair!" at the very end?

@tracy9610 Жыл бұрын

I’m really looking forward to New Years Treat 🎉

@forallthestupidshit3550 Жыл бұрын

Me too!!!!

@arthurhardy8343 Жыл бұрын

@@forallthestupidshit3550 just watched it, isn’t it hilarious! XD

@stephenwilliams163 Жыл бұрын

For curiosity I paused the video to Google "how tall is Greg". Google didn't even bat an eye. Right at the top it just said "6' 8" "

@sarahng5191 Жыл бұрын

I'm always happy when there's a new post from this channel

@DarthBil1 Жыл бұрын

I was certain one of the balls was not going to have belonged to Greg.

@m84winzi Жыл бұрын

Ah the way Greg said "Snock/Snok"" not being a word in any language really made me think of Conan's Snuck correction with Jennifer Garner.

@blackdragoncyrus Жыл бұрын

Desiree is such a joy to watch; she's having so much fun on the show.

@forallthestupidshit3550 Жыл бұрын

The one where she throws things to burst a balloon is hysterical.

@strawberrylemonadelioness Жыл бұрын

The timelapse at the beginning was beautiful!

@kieranbullock02 Жыл бұрын

I remember an episode of WILTY where Rob Brydon specifically said the Welsh pronunciation of snooker was exactly like Desiree said it the first time. Then Greg said it was not said like that "in any land". So... does the Taskmaster hate the Welsh??

@krashd Жыл бұрын

I hope not, he is Welsh.

@DodderingOldMan 20 күн бұрын

Yeah, I immediately thought of that too. And I'm pretty sure Greg has a lot of Welsh heritage, so it seemed odd to me he said that.

@Jovius2k Жыл бұрын

On a whim, I looked on Google to see how tall Greg Davies is. Soon as I typed "How tall is Greg" the auto-complete said "Davies" right off the bat! Makes me think how many people searched to see how tall the Taskmaster is after this clip was posted. 6 foot 8 inches, by the way

@Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын

No, it's because your browser remembers all your previous times you searched for Greg Davies info.

@Jovius2k Жыл бұрын

@@Tao_Tology So, you're telling me I've searched constantly for Greg Davies' height. I figure that'd be a one-and-done kind of thing.

@noobgoestrapping5084 Жыл бұрын

@@Tao_Tology that's not how browsers function anymore, not solely. It absolutely will autocomplete just based on what is common among users generally speaking. This is a dynamically updated system.

@argothiel Жыл бұрын

I did the search, and he was like third from the top in my autocompletion results. But I'm more of a casual fan of the show (and I'm from Europe if it matters).

@WhytefangYT Жыл бұрын

He was born in '68 and is 6 foot 8. That's all I've got about him, but god damn do I know it.

@theresajohnson2168 Жыл бұрын

I'm betting the wooden pallet behind the shed was the perfect height line. Pop it against the wall and Bob's your Uncle!

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Жыл бұрын

That's amazing! How'd you know I had an uncle named Bob?

@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын

height line?

@forallthestupidshit3550 Жыл бұрын

@@jonhohensee3258 vertical length required to meet the challenge (ie. Greg's eyeline.)

@forallthestupidshit3550 Жыл бұрын

@@jonhohensee3258 does that make it harder to figure out what height line means? Are you still confused about that?

@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын

@@forallthestupidshit3550 I don't think they said "height line".

@XxSLaYerZzxX Жыл бұрын

Decided to Google "How tall is Greg" and, surprisingly, it does show Greg Davies.

@natalieshadows1932 Жыл бұрын

can't believe they didn't dock points for the vice grips on the actual shelf. thought that would've gotten them for sure.

@1gks Жыл бұрын

TITLE GOES CRAZY

@rubenmontoya4147 Жыл бұрын

Any post from this channel is welcome.

@RR-bn5wo Жыл бұрын

I just wanna get under a blanket and eat a pack of snookers.

@johnvidell3207 Жыл бұрын

Could a contestant wear a fly fishing vest, stuff the pockets with all manner of things like scissors, string, etc., and then use those items during the various tasks?

@rhysjonsmusic Жыл бұрын

Well, considering one guy used his literal wallet to solve some tasks that does seem possible.

@mpeterll Жыл бұрын

Some of the tasks say something like "using only the objects on this table . . . ", so those would restrict the use of the many-pocketed vest. For all the others, it seems like they will allow any kind of ingenuity contestants can come up with.

@AustralianGrizzly Жыл бұрын

Today I learned... Greg is a Giant, and Alex is not a short little man but infact, 6cm taller than myself...

@marcuscostello5635 Күн бұрын

Morgana has water Puuuusssss

@8-bitbruhify433 Жыл бұрын

if little alex horne is 6'2 im pretty sure im bite sized

@AydenCard Жыл бұрын

*One contestant was "snuckered" during the filming of this task.*

@jaadmaan8156 Жыл бұрын

Snook is a word, its a type of fish...

@denysbeecher5629 22 күн бұрын

Thank you, came here for this.

@ryeencoke Жыл бұрын

Bad Dong

@coopsjosh051 Жыл бұрын

We say snooker like snucker in Wales, at least in my area.

@donjoncherrywon 2 ай бұрын

As a South african I say snooker like Desire

@vincentcassar9820 3 ай бұрын

Nobody notices that Alex says that Greg's chin level is 71.5 cm😅

@Name-ot3xw Жыл бұрын

I typed in "how tall is Greg" and it says 6′ 8″

@jpdj2715 Жыл бұрын

Disappointed that nobody asked for Davies' inseam, so as to make a shelf at that level, after all the question is about his balls

@williamvasquez4857 Жыл бұрын

'snoek' is a fish.

@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын

YOU'RE a fish.

@kasssim9587 Жыл бұрын

I never realised how funny this gay couple could be

@Tharukan Жыл бұрын

"Only the taskmasters snooker balls may be on the finished shelf". And a cushion, apparently.

@krashd Жыл бұрын

The cushion _was_ the shelf, by your definition every shelf would have a plank of wood on it.

@travis303 Жыл бұрын

So is snooker just the British word for pool? I looked up the game and it looks like it's played on the same table, in a similar way.

@kisbie Жыл бұрын

No. They’re obviously similar, but different games. Snooker is more long-form. And the table size is greater.

@kschepelern Жыл бұрын

so this wasn't part of the broadcast?

@tracy9610 Жыл бұрын

It was. They just throw these “full tasks” up on KZfaq.

@dawnlawson7254 Жыл бұрын

@@tracy9610 do you know which episode? I thought I'd watched them all but hadn't seen this before

@greasyphilip Жыл бұрын

Season 12 Episode 7. Task 2

@rrett44556 Жыл бұрын

The trick to this challange is to not build a shelf and then on the live show just say to greg "i though you were castrated so you have no balls to put on a shelf"

@TheWorldsStage Жыл бұрын

I thought British people didn't use measures like feet and inches. Shouldn't his height be measured in hogswallops or Queenie-Bits or whatever?

@KoyasuNoBara 7 ай бұрын

1. Apparently, it's a little mixed! I think I heard they use MPH for speed limits? 2. Oh, come on, all their lengths are some prefix followed by "meters." Millimeters, kilometers, etc. Don't make up silly names for metric measurements when we don't have a leg to stand on with our arbitrary names for measurements in the imperial system.

@georgielancaster1356 11 ай бұрын

I am always slowed in my interest in behaviour, by Morgana's permanent awareness of her looks. Brigit has it, too, but has more interest in being quirky and witty and funny. I haven't seen all the episodes of all the shows. Somes series I may have missed, completely. But I don't recall any other women so 'aware' of their attractiveness. Victoria is fairly careful about her dignity, but everybody else - including Victoria, just mucks in - that I have seen. Both Morgana and Brigit have no problem in holding Greg's eyes WITH confidence and challenge. I think well aware of their allure, even if Brigit also has eyes that twinkle in mischief. All the other women look at Greg as just another male they like as company. As you would another girl. No allure or eye held looks, wanted on the voyage... It is really interesting. I really cannot remember any other women catching my attention as an interested observer. I am NOT implying anything happened. Just what I observed in body language and choice of clothing, (which is, in itself, a form of body language). It genuinely interests me.

@SanderGoldman Жыл бұрын

lol It will never not look ridiculous when british people make fun of people for pronouncing Snooker the obvious way it should clearly be pronounced

@LiMiNAL_ Жыл бұрын

I need some answers: How many of you would just break down if you knew your life depended on building a functional shelf? Seriously, I need to know. No shame here. Just be honest: would building a shelf stress you out? Thanks in advance -construction man

@tacticalidiots2340 Жыл бұрын

Snucker is the welsh accent pronunciation

@lotuseater7247 Жыл бұрын

Romesh is one of the most intelligent and most simplistic in his ideas. He's like a conceptualist.

@CC-zf4yv Жыл бұрын

That'll be Guz Khan then...!

@lrizzard Жыл бұрын

oof

@lotuseater7247 Жыл бұрын

@@CC-zf4yv all look the same to me

@imaan9246 Жыл бұрын

@@lotuseater7247 I’m guessing you look like a racist tosser. You may question what exactly does a racist tosser look like but like how you put it, they all look the same :)

@PetroicaRodinogaster264 Жыл бұрын

the black woman just confirmed what I think about Americans. They think they speak english and everyone else speaks another language entirely.

@drumline17 Жыл бұрын

Or it's just a word she's never heard before and she's making a lighthearted joke lol

@imaan9246 Жыл бұрын

While this does apply to a lot of Americans, it doesn’t apply to Desiree, a comedian, whose job is it to make a joke out of things. She is very self aware. Seems your hating clouded your judgement

@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын

When Victoria speaks I want to hit the mute button.

@InshushaGroupie Жыл бұрын

Snoek, pronounced "snook" is a fish eaten in South Africa.

@Filmstudent3663 Жыл бұрын

How posh are you to say “I don’t know how to put up a shelf”

@maxdecphoenix Жыл бұрын

she couldn't fold a paper airplane either; for the live task... imagine being that useless and thinking you should be lecturing anyone about anything.