How To Make Everything ok

When will you advance to iron age?

Me first 😎

Also wanna be my dad

I hope so

Today on HTME were going to harvest some deuterium from my homemade breeder reactor and then run that through our fusion reactor to produce the energy. Then go to my closet cyclotron and collect some of my left over dark matter from last years crop and combine everything to make a primitive wormhole. Hopefully we can use that to go back in time and find out how to build a pyramid.

Builds a universe sword

i think it's actually legal to make a nuclear weapon and personally have ownership of it as long as it doesn't go beyond a certain explosive power

@@mikedrop4421 but first a message from our sponsor,

Tokamaks don't even work yet

Just wait until the melon lord attacks

Just wait

Does anyone else hear boss music?

Watermelons are known for their gorilla warfare tactics

@@velazquezarmouries No, bananas are known for their gorilla warfare tactics. The watermelon nation used guerrilla warfare to great effect to fight off the firemelon nation.

and it will only take a couple of decades to get there! In the meantime HTME team is working on a solution to FTL travel

hahaha

Todayon HTME : 2400 AC The antigravity engine was invented

But he'll still make his own lunches right?

Well I guess he is going to be the Christopher Columbus of our age and find the gold from other galaxies and make aliens slaves

Can’t trust anyone in ancient Egypt smh

Wow just because he’s black doesn’t mean he would pull a gun

@@rodhandermott1413 r/whoooosh

Yeah he was drawing while closing. He clearly trains in more modern self defense as well as historical

Haha black guy went into what he was accustomed to

Ancient Thanos be like:

Ouch

Yeouch

Gneurshk

@@kayagorzan that can mean lots of different things

Chris Cuevas unlike the avatar

That's the one I was looking for

“Lorenzo has entered the chat” *confusion ensues among the two Lorenzo’s*

SWORA SWORA SWORA

Didnt expected that but ok

70th like

Andy Pandy time traveler with an gun: i am your god

You need an army of guns to get rid of bronze age artillery, specially on a 1v1 cuz they wouldn't recognise a gun as a threat until you shoot it ans if you do well then you'll just arrowed down lol

then it all turned very juicy...

Melon Lord!

"we shall make sliced earth"

Its just a normal Saturday

There’s no way his body is photoshopped

all that sliced fruit

Lmfao

i hope he makes a galactic empire and becomes stronger then any force that ever opposes him, but he isn't a nation or a planet, he is one man

Steam engines would be very dangerous and hard to make or run. That being said I'd love to see it.

I think he said that he wants to work to the steam engine. I don’t know whether he will stop there or not.

He could already make a steam engine with the tech level he's at. The only reason not to is because that's not how we did it in history and this is supposed to follow historical advancement.

There have been steam engine plans in the discord for ages. It’s a doable task

Watching this from your air conditioned home with internet is a farcry from having the reset button hit, man.

Predictive programming? Hmmmmm.....

look at the thumbnail

its already over

Not a great idea, just ask Cody from Cody's Lab what happens if you use nuclear material in a video.

Who?

"My genetically duplicated twin made a sandwitch from scratch"*

@@eduardobarreto5555 nice witch you got there

Liuren got some iwesome tats

She seems fake, and talks too much.

Logan Strong I see your a man of culture as well

htme episode 3000: going to the nether

@@markdudder728 htme episode 3001: nether update

@@gavindillon1486 htme episode 3500: cave update

dont worry, there are ponies under the hood

@@linecraftman3907 nah he is going flintstones style

Most things were probably accidental discoveries. Fire is needed to turn clay into pottery. If you don't heat it, it will just turn back into clay when it becomes wet. Really hot fires were created to make better pottery. So there were always incentives to create hotter fires. Copper was the first metal to be used. Copper can be found in its pure state naturally, called nuggets, lying around like a rock. Gold nuggets too. Of course most of these had been found and picked up long ago. Copper is soft and can be shaped easily. So, someone encountered a nugget of copper and discovered that it's malleable. But, that same person would immediately discover that shaping copper makes it hard and brittle. Someone then discovered that heating it just a little bit and letting it cool made it soft and workable again. This probably led to someone discovering its even more workable while hot (not waiting for it to cool before shaping it further). That probably led to them discovering it will eventually melt if heated too much. Anyway, nuggets of pure copper are rare. These are usually found among green rocks. And most of the pure copper is visibly stuck in green rocks. One can sometimes visibly see lines of pure copper in the green rock. Knowing that copper can melt if heated enough, someone probably tried to melt the pure copper out of those green rocks. And eventually, someone with a really hot fire, discovered that the green part of the rock can also become pure copper. Eventually, people stopped looking for pure copper and just heated the much more common green rocks to make copper. Sometimes, other things are in those rocks as well. Resulting in alloys forming accidentally.

Nothing to see here folks. World definitely...not...oh crap.

😭😭😭 Rolling 😂😂

I mean, that is pretty much exactly why the Vikings used axes. They weren't just a weapon. They were a utility.

Try cut through a spear that isnt solidly braced against something. Most of the energy would go into moving the spear and not that much into actually cutting through the shaft

@@allgreatfictions Yes the people I know fighting viking style always a someone with a axe to protect the other

thank decades of hollywood for the myth, that plate armor - be it bronze or iron - can easily be pierced.

My brain took a couple MORE steps beyond THAT! Bit scared to see what Andy can do! XD

Probably the melon army, cause they got rekt hard by Andy

@@cap5856 >janky and outright pathetic It's ancient technology. What do you expect.

Achilles, everyone was saying he is fake

@@cap5856 That is complete bullshit He makes ancient stuff with limited resources especially in quarantine now

@@Cooleatack he kinda is just a legend 🙃

Thank you, mike! Happy to be here ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

Lauren Bowe what’s ur insta☺️

@@peterbellek1791 simp

MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD

Sketchy Dood it’s been a long time since I herd that last

it's just the beginning of THE END

You'd think she's actually Canadian

Then the swordstaff was the prince

@@CYRILMARTINAJARO the sword staff wasn't that common

Also it was a cavalry weapon

@@cahallo5964 what was?

@@CYRILMARTINAJARO you mean a glaive? I don’t think there was any historical weapon similar to that. Maybe used like once in japan

He seems to get through quite a few assistents. Maybe era apropriate human sacrifices?

Bit of a slave driver I believe

@@enja001 She has left to pursue a real job

@@jammehrmann1871 good for her

Yo Will I didn't expect to find you here :D

@@Renamoose ikr! hahaha thats fuckin awesome