Real talk, that opening scene is glorious. I love that Jason's scream has been given the official title of "Nord Scream", its like a knock off name for Skyrim's Dragon shouts.
@spagamoto3 жыл бұрын
I used to be a rogue, but then Groknar took revenge.
@MiloTheOpossum3 жыл бұрын
King Olaf’s true forgotten verse “aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
@ascendedhotdogs51663 жыл бұрын
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a *human skull made of sugar* ?"
@dylanacheron3 жыл бұрын
42 of course!
@Phred_Phlintstoner3 жыл бұрын
How many to reach the center of a regular person's skull?
@birdie3943 жыл бұрын
@@Phred_Phlintstoner 362,891,655 (unless you crunch it.)
@ascendedhotdogs51663 жыл бұрын
@@birdie394 I love the soft prize at the center!
@birdie3943 жыл бұрын
@@ascendedhotdogs5166 mmmmm......
@asdrugrohl3 жыл бұрын
Next episode of the Modern Rogue: We DDOs-ed KZfaq
@minerock163 жыл бұрын
oh shit, thought it was my shitty navy base wifi
@jek__3 жыл бұрын
I mean, uploading a video does create a distributed network of service drain on the server. A DDOS is basically the same thing as just regular content viewing, just spoofed. A denial of service attack is really just intentionally requesting to be overserved, but you can easily have a request for overserving without it being intentional or driven by a botnet
@Volt64bolt3 жыл бұрын
Well I never had it
@sahzhree77573 жыл бұрын
@@polocatfan Uhh never worked on tech before, it doesnt matter how much money they have, it takes time to fix shit. Diagnosing the problem can take hours or days, and then making a workaround until a fix is found takes ages to set up, program, switch hardware, etc... This shit isn't just magic it's workers comming in at 2 in the morning to fix your FREE SERVICE. The fact they got it up so quick is pretty astonishing.
@crashtfa3 жыл бұрын
I love how KZfaq is down, yet I still get forced to watch an ad....
@lukechittock28113 жыл бұрын
oh thats why I cant watch anything
@saudade78423 жыл бұрын
And here I was thinking there was something wrong with my computer. For fuck's sake, I even closed well over 100 tabs that I was using, restarted my computer, updated it, restarted it again, and then deleted some files just for me to learn that KZfaq's down.
@DOOMToaster3 жыл бұрын
@@saudade7842 that sucks man I did almost the same on phone.
@flammable38443 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dustinthewind3573 жыл бұрын
What add did you get?
@Anastas17863 жыл бұрын
8:48 I think Jason's problem was the way the bottle made contact. Sugar or not, I imagine having a glass _puck_ knocking on your skull isn't pleasant.
@Anomalocaria2 жыл бұрын
the problem was the way the bottle was made period lol. i don't think there was a way to get hit with that particular bottle without it leaving a dent. there was a ton of sugar settled on the bottom, you could see it. he basically got hit in the head with a decent sized rock.
@MrMegaManFan3 жыл бұрын
The Modern Rogue is the spiritual successor to the original MythBusters. Perfect Adam and Jamie chemistry.
@Swordandsteel3 жыл бұрын
If you would have told me 3 years ago that there was going to be a Modern rogue cinematic universe involving crystal heads and black market thugs... Well to be honest, I would have probably believed you. But it’s still awesome
@Pilusajaib3 жыл бұрын
"You owe me a head" Me: wait a minute...
@Bobsmith-xq2pr3 жыл бұрын
Modern Rogue's production quality has just been going up and up for a while now, these videos are really entertaining!
@matthewwoods6323 жыл бұрын
Glad to see it’s all of KZfaq and not my internet lol Edit: yay it’s back!
@starryskies96553 жыл бұрын
Yeah really, toggled my WiFi on and off several times trying to fix it.
@ablebagel3 жыл бұрын
oh christ i’m glad everyone else is having this problem lmao
@IR3jects3 жыл бұрын
Lol I was just wondering what is happening
@jamesmorris35653 жыл бұрын
KZfaq can't cope with the mass censorship
@Imcirrius3 жыл бұрын
Lol I was so scared my internet was down
@ComradePhoenix3 жыл бұрын
"Kinda like sorbitol?" "Yes" Ok, cool. Now I know better than to eat candy glass.
@Reddotzebra3 жыл бұрын
I don't actually know if it's as bad as sorbitol.
@alastair8523 жыл бұрын
Sorbitol the one that make ya poop? EDIT: Googled it, It wasn't the one I was thinking of (maltitol) but it does make you poop.
@oisincollins-childerson79523 жыл бұрын
Ops manager: puts on safety glasses for impact Brian: removes glasses for impact
@UndeadHavoc13 жыл бұрын
I love how briefly after discussing how ungodly hot this stuff is, Brian just nonchalantly picks up a string of sugar with his bare hands and plays around with it - I'd be too scared to go near it, I don't care how fast it cools xD
@TomboyCEO3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could watch this...
@MP-lc8yu3 жыл бұрын
Lmao you and me both big man
@Eddiesv3 жыл бұрын
wtf is up with the damn app
@ricknickrick12343 жыл бұрын
Same
@lovkidsfrolov21283 жыл бұрын
Yeah wtf
@zadianvwhgaming3 жыл бұрын
Same, with the app and on desktop
@ECA55993 жыл бұрын
I just realized what Cory has embroidered on his vest and I love it
@frankieenciso34403 жыл бұрын
The first thing I thought when I saw the head was “HeY yOu GuUuYs”
@provocativeproductions3 жыл бұрын
youtube may be down but im still here early
@dominicmckeough99303 жыл бұрын
Ohhh so I’m not crazy 😂 I restarted my phone
@thesillygoose23 жыл бұрын
@@dominicmckeough9930 sameeee
@garretphegley87963 жыл бұрын
It's a crazy time to be alive.
@heidibaltom81383 жыл бұрын
I like how Jason just goes all out in hitting Brian over the head possibly without knowing if it will break but assuming it will. And Brian hits Jason just hard enough for it to break.
@calibratedbagell73963 жыл бұрын
Man I just love the buffering screen 10/10 KZfaq
@100missedcalls3 жыл бұрын
It started playing!!! Gotta love being a MODERNNNN ROGUEEEEEEE
@chrisdempsey23793 жыл бұрын
Is that a Borderlands logo on his coveralls? I like him! Can we keep him?..
@JustOneAsbesto3 жыл бұрын
Given all the accidents that happen on this show... I think maybe Brian should wear real shoes sometimes. Those flip-flops make me nervous. If he dropped that skull on his foot... oh man.
@Anomalocaria2 жыл бұрын
there are heavier things that you can drop on your toes just around the house. if you walk around your house in socks or bare feet, you're probably in more danger than Brian is in this video lol the molten sugar is the only open-toed-shoes concern i'd have, but he's not like walking around with it or anything, so i think it's fine.
@JustOneAsbesto2 жыл бұрын
@@Anomalocaria I wore protective shoes for my occupation for several years, and they saved my toes many, many times. I would absolutely want to be wearing them if that thing dropped on my toes. Or, just any covered shoes at all, like I said originally.
@Anomalocaria2 жыл бұрын
@@JustOneAsbesto alright, defensive. do you wear your armored shoes at home too? gotta watch out for those Yankee candles, y'know?
@peelzboyplays60893 жыл бұрын
Everyone's talking about KZfaq being down. Me: "that crystal skull is *DEFINITELY* cursed 🤣"
@LaskyLabs3 жыл бұрын
Brian defending the TG16 is what really gets me happy.
@LinkTheHero3 жыл бұрын
I love the vault symbol that Cory has on his overalls
@eckiefleckie49383 жыл бұрын
Thanks for actually doing stuff, not just reading forums. I love it!
@eninfamousvy3 жыл бұрын
The one time I'm early to an episode, KZfaq says nope.
@Mooonie.3 жыл бұрын
My KZfaq is broken but at least I'm early
@snd52583 жыл бұрын
Yes all of KZfaq is down
@jackharvey81753 жыл бұрын
same
@Kogs1543 жыл бұрын
Man i thought it was just my internet
@Mooonie.3 жыл бұрын
It works again bois
@FaZekiller-qe3uf3 жыл бұрын
youtube it's self was broken, but i's finally fixed
@kutsen393 жыл бұрын
That Nord scream was the best I've ever heard. That is one ad that I actually don't mind watching
@Local_Rakun2 жыл бұрын
The reason break away bottles are expensive online is because they don't use sugar anymore as the sugar doesn't keep long and will cause unused bottles to "go bad" causing a yellow tint and crack. Nowadays special silicone that is brittle and forms safe edges on shards is used. I thing the most common product used to make breakable glass props is called SiliGlass.
@82gamerprincess313 жыл бұрын
Little tips. Too thin can cut you, too thick hurts, solid will brain you so don’t do that... Also watch your eyes, ear holes, etc because pieces fly everywhere. If you’re going to put liquids in make sure they are very cold and work quickly. You can add labels to your bottles with glue stick. It can be painted if you want a vase etc.
@seanperone4492 жыл бұрын
I love that they made the bottles different colors. That's so cool
@Tinblitz3 жыл бұрын
I kind of wish this video had been titled "How to make sugar glass" because imagine if that crystal head reveal had been a surprise for the viewers? My sides would have entered orbit.
@LoriWolfcat3 жыл бұрын
11:47 Actually, SoloLearn actually makes it super simple to learn coding. I’ve studied for half a month now with SoloLearn and I’m almost done learning Java. There’s also a Code Playground, where you can unleash your creativity and you can have discussions with others and there’s even coding challenges sometimes where you can create something basic to use.
@gurpremsingh3 жыл бұрын
That different strokes part really brought back some memories...
@Joshbly3 жыл бұрын
I'm viewing it. Brothers. It has returned.
@yv3343 жыл бұрын
Neat that theyre doing this, I’m a baking and pastry student doing this in class
@dominickbenincasa50433 жыл бұрын
4:39 I love how that scream has been dubbed “the Nord Scream”
@jonoattwood36423 жыл бұрын
I love how that scream from the Nord ad is still around and its still hilarious
@Imbatmn573 жыл бұрын
Yay youtube's back
@notanimposter3 жыл бұрын
We used to make bottles out of sugar, corn syrup, and cream of tartar for our high school theater department. Downside compared to isomalt is that it's more hygroscopic so the bottles won't keep as long. But it's definitely doable. iirc there's a circa 2007 indymogul video on how to do it.
@nonchip3 жыл бұрын
"did it hurt" well you just hit someone over the head with a giant hard candy what do you think :P the "harmless" part of fake glass is the fact it doesn't usually kill you and its shards aren't as razor sharp, not that it won't hurt. especially with those bottles, as soon as the sides shatter the bottom turns into essentially a solid round slab that just carries on from momentum hitting you right with the edge. jumping through a fake window is about a thousand times more harmless because there you only have to push through a thin sheet instead that can just crumble around you.
@golden_left_nut22603 жыл бұрын
@The Modern Rogue, just so you guys know, you can make napalm by dissolving Styrofoam in gas until no more with dissolve, let it sit for a day, add a little car oil, let it sit for a day, boom napalm
@logismos98443 жыл бұрын
Loved the ending!
@thegunpenguin3 жыл бұрын
Thanks to KZfaq, I can’t watch this right now, but I liked it anyway. It’s Modern Rogue and some kind of head. You know it’s good.
@potatopriorites565211 ай бұрын
What I would give for an edit of the scene where Indiana Jones is forced to stare into the skull, but its Jason's sugar-glass head spliced in with random quotes playing in a ghostly voice in the background. Just imagine hearing "fruit of the bog" or "the heart is the crunchiest, its what my master always said" and the Nord VPN scream as indy starts having convulsions
@thehorriblebright3 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest thumbnails of all time.
@GallerySpecter Жыл бұрын
"Do not try this at home. Brian and Jason are professional idiots." Yup, that about sums things up 😂
@mikehunt43573 жыл бұрын
My sons and I have tried so many of these things. Really good ideas to spend time with them
@DanielAKA3 жыл бұрын
There is a reason professional candy makers frequently have scars from their job. Molten sugar of any kind is no joke.
@pathaze42993 жыл бұрын
0:14 Imagine hiking trails in the woods late at night and hearing that scream in the distance.
@leppeppel3 жыл бұрын
That's some serious saccharine cranial deformation; you're damn right it belongs in a museum!
@Reddotzebra3 жыл бұрын
That facial expression on Jason in slow-mo... "Hey wait a second, this actually... OWWWWWWW!"
@medmed-gp1wj3 жыл бұрын
Modern Rogue Breaks the Internet
@Hartsikasvo3 жыл бұрын
I looked at the thumbnail of this in my subscriptions, sighed, and thought: of course they did. Love you guys. You make my day 🤣
@Samweak3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq going down has shown my dependency/addiction 😂
@Catnippy3 жыл бұрын
god same i just now realised i have a problem
@Castx023 жыл бұрын
@@Catnippy fr hahahaha
@Samweak3 жыл бұрын
Maybe we all needed this to happen...
@classicpontiac373 жыл бұрын
Time to watch pluto tv lol
@haydyncunningham28663 жыл бұрын
You guys are awesome you should do let her working
@scripter133 жыл бұрын
Well that's decidedly not the first time Jason has broken a bottle over someone's head... That was concerningly smooth
@mgreene14093 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: If you're going to be melting stuff like this, have a large bowl of ice water on hand. I'll see myself out.
@rmdavidov3 жыл бұрын
Got the mystery box a few days ago, I love it!
@thebullmoose26603 жыл бұрын
How did you get the mega logo
@rmdavidov3 жыл бұрын
It is in matt's community
@rmdavidov3 жыл бұрын
@@thebullmoose2660 nice logo)
@thebullmoose26603 жыл бұрын
And same to yoy
@thexela11273 жыл бұрын
Brave of you guys to upload a video of this endlessly spinning circle. Easily the best one yet.
@LaskyLabs3 жыл бұрын
Usually when people get hurt by sugar glass it's due to weight or a large impact. But at least it doesn't cut you to ribbons.
@brycelynch21383 жыл бұрын
10:31 "This is an abomination!" Changeling fail.
@jaimemunoz59203 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah playing video at 144p cause youtube is having issues I have not had to pause a video to wait for it to buffer in years. This is amazing. Nostalgia.
@redsrippingfpv3 жыл бұрын
You know when a lot of good people are behind a channel when they are liking the video and they can’t even watch it
@DSYankeesFan3 жыл бұрын
Would love to watch this new video but KZfaq is down! :(
@ShinoSarna3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, aside from nuking the fridge, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was actually a decent Indy movie and I'd be fine if they rebooted the series with Shia Lebouf (who is a talented actor anyway) as next generation new Indy.
@rileyfenley5223 жыл бұрын
Its finally working after multiple refreshes.
@michaelelmore16783 жыл бұрын
glad I ain't the only one who has KZfaq down
@honetherat3 жыл бұрын
It’s back up boys
@gwright14443 жыл бұрын
Yay it’s working!!
@fop60333 жыл бұрын
Can we get a compilation of every time the injury counter went back?
@equinox31413 жыл бұрын
Isomalt was really popular in the mid west back in the forties iirc, it was used instead of sugar bc real sugar cane sugar was stupid expensive and sugar beets were a very cheap alternative. Funny enough my family were farmers that would grow sugar beets just for the purpose of supplying sugar for the neighboring cities
@fredaudette89783 жыл бұрын
Love having the resident adult in the videos
@BeeCeeJay3 жыл бұрын
OMG that intro was so cheesy and amazing!
@andie_pants3 жыл бұрын
OMG Brian's pure unadulterated glee!
@mrkingsudo3 жыл бұрын
I love how they called it a Nord scream.
@TwoAMBlacktop3 жыл бұрын
Hey, You Rogues! I think Goonies was the movie to use at the beginning of the show.
@disturbedone442 жыл бұрын
im really hoping you guys didn't forget that Bill Doran said to make a stone one with that mold because that green one will only be able to be used a couple of times since it's flimsy
@brennanory28453 жыл бұрын
finally youtube is back
@M-DayProductions3 жыл бұрын
It's aliveeeeee
@Zelmel3 жыл бұрын
My thought at 10:26 with the crystal head reveal: "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A HUMAN BEING!"
@wtfpwnz0red3 жыл бұрын
The new lumpy Jason is the stuff of nightmares
@oliverskolaski37463 жыл бұрын
I love the modern rogue Thats R. O G U E, Spell it right
@Eddiesv3 жыл бұрын
you mean RUGOE
@Eddiesv3 жыл бұрын
you spelt ROGUH wrong
@oliverskolaski37463 жыл бұрын
@@Eddiesv Nah you gotta say it like RoUgE
@Catnippy3 жыл бұрын
i prefer the modern pinkish-red
@Eddiesv3 жыл бұрын
@@Catnippy ftw
@bretlemieux24893 жыл бұрын
Finally got to watch this only took 2 hours but yay not a bad vid guys thank you
@Eddiesv3 жыл бұрын
it's *finally* ALIVE
@xplodingmojo20873 жыл бұрын
Brian’s laugh just kills me
@hispanicman58193 жыл бұрын
KZfaq down but some how still getting an ad
@GeofanyAndhika3 жыл бұрын
See Modern Rouge notification: Hapi KZfaq down: panik Back for couple of minutes: kalm
@lillucky-64143 жыл бұрын
Ooohhhh it’s baaaaack
@scrawneyclimber3 жыл бұрын
Cory's Nord scream needs to be used against JuRY
@shrub96773 жыл бұрын
hey i got my mystery box in the mail, it's awesome!!!
@alexwolfeboy3 жыл бұрын
Okay, but you showing us how to do that... now I really want to do that. Sure a friend might be hurt, but that's life!
@Andrewflynn163 жыл бұрын
Guys I was looking for a gif reply on fb for “Terrified screaming” and i found one of the times Jason was screaming in a intro I think👌🏼😆
@michaelrolph1983 жыл бұрын
It’s back!!
@BendeleTech3 жыл бұрын
Its back! KZfaq is back
@Nutlicker6833 жыл бұрын
Nope it’s down again
@crackedfungus29503 жыл бұрын
It's finally watch-able gamers lets go
@memyopinionsche66103 жыл бұрын
Kingdom of the cristal numskulls.
@Will_Walsh3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY
@kylekitchens59623 жыл бұрын
You can achieve the same sugar glass with corn syrup and regular sugar. it is quite a process it’s this method however I have done it successfully, but it typically takes one a fairly yellow hue.