The fact it only took 11 seconds to access fart samples says a lot

meanwhile, actual polyphia is doing the “making a polyphia song in 5 years” challenge

Bradley Hall is the best keyboard drum player in the world. Change my mind.

Jesus Christ that knock was so realistic in my headphones. Thought someone was behind me 😂

Death could be one you do soon. It would be interesting to see how you improvise with their leads and rhythm changes, also I really want to see your growling lmao

Knocking sound at 0:05 was so damn realistic on headphones I seriously got scared for a second and had to replay to make sure it really came from the video

Doctor : Dancing Bradley is not exist. He can't hurt you. Dancing Bradley : 5:34

need that AC/DC vocal speedrun soon…

I pressed subscribe. Now I'm unsubscribed. Thanks for that advice, Bradley.

We definitely need a Gojira song in 5 minutes. Cant wait to see him try to play drums on a keyboard like Mario

The fart noises are just immaculate. You're a true tootsman, Beanley.

I love what you do in 5 minutes most won’t even try on their lifetime You are clearly the man

I think a remastered Megadeth speedrun would be a good idea. Your keyboard drumming is now at least 5% of the power of Nick Menza (RIP 😔) and combined with you getting much better at the speedruns... although yeah the original is bloody funny, nothing says you can't do multiple attempts when speedrunning. That's what the grind's about. Love the stuff as always, would eat some beans right now if I had any

I don’t know how the hell this video was in my feed but holy crap what did I just witness? This guy was moving so fast and completing so many different musical passages in such a short window of time it was complete and utter brilliance! Now I am left feeling completely useless as I sit in my room surrounded by amazing Metal records and 2 guitars and amps and yet I’m apparently incapable of utilizing my resources in the manner in which this guy would. My mind is blown. I have been reduced to the smallest particles of matter.

"My god, that's bass-ey!" Ah, yes. The floor here is made out of floor.

I wanna see a Children Of Bodom speedrun. I can wait

Hey, Bradley, haven't thought of making Limp Bizkit, Hollywood Undead? Would really like to hear some. Heil to the Hall.

I know everyone knows it, but I have to add it for the record. Their drummer is unreal.

The "dancing" while holding the high hat key got me laughing. Pretty funny and nice video all around.

Gojira in 5 minutes should be fun

Do death next, as always great video beanly :)

I would like to see Children of Bodom speedrun. This was amaizing...

Never heard of Polyphia before today, but after seeing this speedrun, I'm convinced that if their music is anything even remotely similar...then I'm sold. Checking them out now.

Speed run a Dissection song. Don’t do it because the majority voted but because it would be badasser than hell. 🤘

Absolutely bloody brilliant 🤠

Loved it! Absolutely puts a smile on my face with each of these runs :) keep ‘em coming!

I have a nasty toothache today, and this video just made it ten times worse because I was laughing so hard.

As someone who's never listened to Polyphia I thought this was great, next, speed run Cannibal Corpse or better yet, NAPALM DEATH

Good job man, you're truly talented. I also admire your message of "it doesn't have to be perfect", which I believe hinders many of us from making meaningful progress.

that door knocking sounds to real i almost shit myself in the office!

Amazing speedrun! 🙌

I love your Speedruns, it amazes me every time and makes me laugh! You're a really great guitarist and musician overall.

that final chord... just perfect! :D

The fart samples really give it the authentic polyphia sound 😂

That knock on the door made me look towards my door 😅 even the Sound FX is crisp Beanso! Magical

That knock made me get up out of my chair, open my apartment door, go over to my neighbors, and ask if they needed something.

Do Archspire next 👀

Love this stuff my man.!!..keep it coming!!

Actually that guitar part was pretty damn dope

F*ck yeah! You did it! Too short but it's cool, the title grabbed me here directly, I love these challenges

I really didn't expect that speedrun, well played Beanley!

Remember when they were making a song in one hour? Well that is history!

These speed runs are by far the most entertaining thing on the tube of You.

The Lead Guitar part was AWESOME!! If I could do this in 24 hours instead of 30s I would be pumped!!

The last note on the lead fuckin gets me so much its like ur guitar died mid bend. Like it farted its soul out and left this plane of existence

Man, this is awesome! Love your videos :D

I need gojira!

Your shirt is FUCKING stellar, dude. One of the first games I got for Playstation when it came out. You just sent me back 25 years.

Had to search for them before i continued watching and GOAT was the first song :p great job!!

When will you do korn i would really like to hear you scatting and also this video was so much fun specially when you dance, keep on kicking ass brad

Loved it dude. Much, much better then I could ever do especially in 5 minutes. That being said I can't believe how greatful I was to here that god awful keyboard smash at the end. 😂

I'd love a video where you run through your recording system, you've got a great setup

Cacophany speedrun, you know it makes sense

That was awesome!!!

Hey Brad! Loving these videos, only started watching them today. Can you do one for Leprous?

Jesus Christ that door knock at the beginning scared the absolute shit out of me. I was like who tf could be knocking on my second story window...

Brilliant 👏 that last bend cracks me up every time. 🤣

I thought that was pretty freakin' cool ! Especially since it was thrown together so quickly !! I think you should tackle Death next !!

ARCHSPIRE SPEED RUN!!! Come on, gotta speed run the speed kings

I know these videos are made as jokes but you're really talented to make something like this in 5 min. This goes for the other videos too! Even if they aren't the best, it's still gives me a good laugh!

This content was just NOW in my " try out" vids?. So subbed to you just cuz of this vid!! Great job!! 👍

Bro. The knock literally scared me.

That window knock got me ngl that shirt was realistic af

Very fun video, subscribed!

awesome video, thank you!!!

Adding the growl during the keyboard recording would be a nice touch 😂

Would be sick if you did a speed run cob song. I can imagine how much fun the drums would be to play on keyboard😅

I’d love to see you tackle a Ghost speedrun

Your video editing is hilarious

Damn i was fast on this vid! Love the content well done Bradley!

Incredible once again !

That knock on the door actually brings anxiety since it sounds like it's coming through my wall

Bro I had a heartattack due to that knock in the beginning

bro that knock legit scared the piss out of me!! lol. thought someone knocked on my bedroom window

I know metal is your style but I think nirvana in 5 mins would be great

that fricking knock on the door 😭 almost shat my pants at 1am

You come a heck of a lot closer than most of us would in five minutes, and the first four notes with the slides on the lead actually sounds pretty dang believable as a Polyphia track.

In Flames would be awesome next! :D Great job on this one (y)

Truly a joy for the ears, this is a masterpiece.

that knock on the door scared the fk out of me cuz i was wearing headphones

This I waited for

That was gold. 👌

My new favourite channel🤌🏻thank you!!

“cicada-y” trap hats is perfect

Bro that knock sound at the beginning scared my fricking soul right out of my body!!!! Jeez! 😨😱😳

That sounds 100% accurate bro. Next do intervals!

I'm so jealous of how he fits his style

Hey man love your videos! Would love to see you knock out making a KoRn song in 5mins! Cheers champ!

That’s pretty good, sounds like it could be a draft for a part of Renaissance!

Thought it was a fake ad, the name got me in the 1st half :D

THIS IS GOLD!

We need a sabaton one, it would be so easy and i would be pumped to see just how good it actually gets

Love the inclusion of them brown note. That’s music theory

You should do Twelve Foot Ninja next!

"I completely fluffed that last chord. That sounds great !" Dave Mus..... Bradley Hall

Not sure if possible, but I would enjoy Children of Bodom speedrun.

GENIUS 😃

Make a Gorguts in 5 minutes video. I would love to see that!

Our boy Emanuel, noice

That door knock in the intro fucking jumpscared me xD