Making a Prison Burrito
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@ModernRogue 4 жыл бұрын
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@aidanclifford718 4 жыл бұрын
Brian what's happening with the hair man? Also keep up the good work!
@tahirah9203 4 жыл бұрын
No way I was just thinking about the prison burrito CrAzYyy
@StarSash77 4 жыл бұрын
Would you consider collaborating with the KZfaq channel After Prison Show? This episode reminds me of them.
@oliver76922 4 жыл бұрын
The Modern Rogue you can use chicken stick cubes I don’t know how much healthier it is though tastes better though
@Joshuaayres3 4 жыл бұрын
Next time "fry" the noodle in the microwave first .......search google how to make fried rice in prison to learn how to fry rice its a world of a difference!.....coming from a Corrections Officer
@xMaverickFPS 4 жыл бұрын
"We haven't even done a weed episode." - next episode, how to make a bong out of a Gatorade bottle.
@ShugoAWay 4 жыл бұрын
Or how to make 1 from an apple and a cinnamon stick
@Denkar11 4 жыл бұрын
A drinking glass, two Bic pens, and a potato
@taehyunkim5709 4 жыл бұрын
Next episode: how to make a bong out of an inhaler
@imshanedulong 4 жыл бұрын
If they want to do a weed episode, they should come to Canada!
@ozcarichy4581 4 жыл бұрын
Tickleshits good old gatey beug
@ganjamcninja 4 жыл бұрын
I trust any recipe that starts off with: Step 1 - Commit a felony
@SStarry_Days 4 жыл бұрын
Time to make apple pie! Step one: *Commit a felony* Step two!: get your favorite pie pan!
@formy5287 4 жыл бұрын
@@SStarry_Days but Tyrone stole it as payment for the chocolate bar he left on my bunk!
@SStarry_Days 4 жыл бұрын
Step three: Kill Tyrone
@shaunawesoe 4 жыл бұрын
Whats step 5?
@Eric-vs2he 4 жыл бұрын
@@shaunawesoe profit
@xpeter1000 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the modern rogue teaches us how to commit a bunch of crimes. and then they also teaches some life hacks for when we inevitably go to prison 😂😂
@charliebrown1134 3 жыл бұрын
Eric adrien now I know how to make prison burritos with my prison wine
@esesluggo9344 3 жыл бұрын
GOOD ONE ERIC 👍👍👍😂😂VERY,VERY TRUE
@alexosphere3414 4 жыл бұрын
College students: *WRITE THAT DOWN*
@edwinvalenzuela4491 4 жыл бұрын
How long did it take to think of that comment
@edwinvalenzuela4491 4 жыл бұрын
Good one
@alexosphere3414 4 жыл бұрын
Edwin Valenzuela I’ve seen a lot of meme of “write that down.” In different platforms so I didn’t really think of it
@edwinvalenzuela4491 4 жыл бұрын
Your mom
@-WhoAsked 4 жыл бұрын
Edwin Valenzuela Your Mom
@Alasor31 4 жыл бұрын
"prison burrito" looking like a "college tamale"
@nymalous3428 4 жыл бұрын
The Garden of Eatin The depression deepens. You just made me cry.
@Reddotzebra 4 жыл бұрын
@@thegardenofeatin5965 That depends on what you study, dude. With biomedicine you get all the college eats, and a job after.
@Andrew-lz7ws 4 жыл бұрын
This
@averagejoe9040 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@dagnaldblumbf1882 4 жыл бұрын
@@Reddotzebra Though you're going to school for longer than 4 years for most well paying stem jobs.
@nssheepster 4 жыл бұрын
How to tell your favorite KZfaqrs are getting older: They care about their sodium intake.
@nicholasneyhart396 4 жыл бұрын
I mean they both are going grey.
@CarnSarnit 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever looked at how much sodium is in one of those ramen packages? I forget the number but it was like 75% of your daily intake, iirc
@NickC_222 4 жыл бұрын
Sodium is really only a problem for people who have a sensitivity to it. A lot of the fears about sodium are thanks to a flawed study sponsored by the sugar lobby in the 70's, IIRC. A far more important thing to watch your intake of (unsurprisingly) is sugar. Sugar is way more dangerous than people realize. Sugar adheres perfectly to our definitions for both "drug" and "addictive." It's not just a little addictive either- it's highly addictive; sugar, in obese people, produces approximately 500% the addiction response that cocaine does in cocaine addicts.) Plus, sugar causes all kinds of diseases from gingivitis to obesity and diabetes to heart disease.
@imakevideos5377 4 жыл бұрын
@Alan Hardcastle not really, if you do quite a bit of exersise you should be fine, you might even want to increase your sodium intake
@imakevideos5377 4 жыл бұрын
@@NickC_222 yes, true, sodium is not that bad, countries which consume more than the recomended intake of sodium tend to be healthier than countries that have extremely low levels of salt consumption. like japan Korea china France Italy
@cosmicbrambleclawv2 4 жыл бұрын
For years people thought I was weird for eating ramen like that as a time saving mechanism Finally I feel validated
@WafflesNPotholes 4 жыл бұрын
“Time saving mechanism” totally not laziness.
@Star-vh4cs 3 жыл бұрын
@@captaingreen8656 break the ramen in the bag pour the seasoning and eat it like crisps
@cam182 3 жыл бұрын
hobo ramen just sprinkle the packet take a bite and repeat till gone
@ptolemist 3 жыл бұрын
nah vro you still weird
@ptolemist 3 жыл бұрын
FateFanatic do i care
@n8iveracerx 2 жыл бұрын
I worked in Corrections for our small local Jail. The inmates had a version of this where they would save taco meat, cheese, salsa and sour cream from taco salad day and crush up the plain tortilla chips. Add yhito lime chili ramen. I copied the recipe and made it at home. Changed my life 😂😂😂
@carlosaguilera7355 4 жыл бұрын
"When you like all the ingridients in a thing you tend to like the thing" My parents-sure
@brianhopper3013 4 жыл бұрын
Carlos Aguilera kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9x1Y9KrvtO4dHU.html
@carlosaguilera7355 4 жыл бұрын
@@brianhopper3013 10/10
@alexholt5739 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, thought the title was a euphemism for a sexual maneuver
@conormurphy4328 4 жыл бұрын
To achieve this manoeuvre you will need two nude gentlemen and they will need to have eaten a lot of fish.
@jasonbrewer6714 4 жыл бұрын
@@conormurphy4328 teach me your ways.
@cryhavoc9748 4 жыл бұрын
I believe they call that a "shower toy."
@lilwombat 4 жыл бұрын
i know of a prison pocket but thats not intentionally sexual
@xMentalukx 4 жыл бұрын
@@lilwombat Depends on how many Burritos you can fit in your prison pocket.
@v.isconsin9517 4 жыл бұрын
The more that Brian grows out his beard, the more that he looks like a Texan Obi-wan.
@SStarry_Days 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah.
@padraig5335 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Gavin McInnes. Sorry wrong guy lol. I was talking about the other guy.
@dutchvanderlinde1095 4 жыл бұрын
Them Talking about sodium and carbs: "I'm gonna die of salt poisoning" Me eating Fries, chips, pretzels, and sandwiches:
@pepealasquid6005 4 жыл бұрын
Saucey Boi your pfp fits so well
@juugram 4 жыл бұрын
Saucey Boi your pfp fits so well
@conormurphy4328 4 жыл бұрын
“Prison burrito” was my high school nickname
@user-md3is4dq2d 4 жыл бұрын
Why
@conormurphy4328 4 жыл бұрын
⃠ you don’t wanna know
@donvandenberg5301 4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me it didnt have to do with the amount of sour cream inside you.
@flare380 4 жыл бұрын
Conor Murphy You have to tell us now
@conormurphy4328 4 жыл бұрын
Don VanDenBerg that was only on Tuesdays
@Elixer296 4 жыл бұрын
"cuts cylinder" "makes cubes"
@florianh5067 4 жыл бұрын
How dare you question the ways of the Brushwood
@Elixer296 4 жыл бұрын
i was foretold to be the one to defy gods
@Java_Protogen 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, that’s illegal
@Pzam1 4 жыл бұрын
Fine, I’ll watch it.
@JS-fh9oj 4 жыл бұрын
Like For 9locknine for his brick Comment for the modern rouge
@quinpeck8532 4 жыл бұрын
Homicidal Beatz no commets
@geegee1172 4 жыл бұрын
Comment
@antoniobowers2208 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo I had just seen glokknine video earlier😭😭 this giving me watered down video vibes🥴
@xPandamon 4 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck off with the like-leeching comments already
@Kng-tf9lw 4 жыл бұрын
9lokknine
@jeremylunsford2976 4 жыл бұрын
"Making a Prison Burrito" sounds like i'm getting close to the wrong side of youtube.
@techfreak244 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the modern rogue, it's the best of the wrong side of KZfaq
@JackBarlowStudios 4 жыл бұрын
michael hartman That’s Brian’s podcast Night Attack. Their tag line is “the best of the worst of the internet.”
@Greyapas 4 жыл бұрын
Yet we all clicked it anyways....
@chaossdragon 4 жыл бұрын
And yet you clicked it anyways...
@2cawks 4 жыл бұрын
@@chaossdragon Who?
@Zahlenteufel1 4 жыл бұрын
3:43 Brian: "I'm just gonna make a bunch of little cubes" Also Brian: *cuts cylinders*
@tracembait 4 жыл бұрын
All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle.
@jeremymore451 4 жыл бұрын
@@tracembait #unexpectedTFS
@younginfamou6053 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@honestyvevo4514 4 жыл бұрын
“How to make a prison burrito”. Nah foe that’s a brick😭
@feinin. 4 жыл бұрын
On shorty😂
@lowemurray 4 жыл бұрын
When non felon white guys......
@bobalife897 4 жыл бұрын
What part of Chicago you from
@goldmemberr 4 жыл бұрын
lowemurray fr 🤣
@foenemsgrave2184 4 жыл бұрын
Honesty Anique on me
@brandonbird5611 4 жыл бұрын
That’s how my school makes a burrito
@geddyleesowlnose 4 жыл бұрын
Because of Michael Obama I mean Michelle
@Rain-cw2hc 3 жыл бұрын
@@geddyleesowlnose lmfao we all know she a guy lmao
@caseymariana3654 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rain-cw2hc gross.
@thegrandfedora2183 4 жыл бұрын
"We haven't done a weed episode yet" Next episode: How to grow,maintain and distribute weed from a warehouse in texas
@total_kayhem5193 4 жыл бұрын
Then: How to evaid the all seeing eyes of the law
@thegrandfedora2183 4 жыл бұрын
@@total_kayhem5193 yeah and a bonus episode: how to launder your earned money through a shell company
@tooply6739 4 жыл бұрын
Bonus bonus episode: how to evade the IRS
@codenamecrisis9679 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly thought prison burrito was code for either a weapon or a storage device meant to go up the ol' prison wallet
@farrh6867 4 жыл бұрын
Why have I never heard the term "prison wallet" until now?
@longassrice8756 4 жыл бұрын
Prison pocket
@alexgeorge8645 4 жыл бұрын
The Peruvian pouch
@Forgetthereality 4 жыл бұрын
The man bag
@andrewharper1609 4 жыл бұрын
The r sole?
@lospollos691 4 жыл бұрын
I was under the impression that every episode was a weed episode.
@wyattkane 4 жыл бұрын
“Prison Burrito” was my stripping name in college.
@buttagtm1 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭 underrated comment 🤣
@proryogd7896 4 жыл бұрын
"that was my nickname in high school" Like if you get it
@shaunvalverde6710 4 жыл бұрын
I want that lullaby on Spotify but the whole song.
@NumbDogma69185 3 жыл бұрын
We need 2 versions. One that he makes and one that a thug makes
@maxdukhovskoy1406 3 жыл бұрын
Make your child listen to it, you now have a depressed kid that is a murderer
@gnerdeek5362 4 жыл бұрын
"I thought spread meant something completely different in prison" S P R E A D Y O C H E E K S
@GabrielDipo 4 жыл бұрын
Yum
@bruh-wj5gq 4 жыл бұрын
ok *Z A D D Y*
@brucecabella2419 4 жыл бұрын
Na they may say squeeze them cheeks squeeze em haha😂😂 30 second holds I said 30 second holds ite good work by the way u got clean up 😂😂👌.
@aidanbegovic9584 3 жыл бұрын
*bubba has entered the chat*
@cavalierliberty6838 3 жыл бұрын
Blood on my shank or shit on my...
@jacobkline2794 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. Brian had such a glow up. He went from spikey hair and doing bar tricks to looking like a great dad, while still doing bar tricks...
@unibyte5175 4 жыл бұрын
This is fine, just don't pay for it with your prison wallet.
@metalviking974 4 жыл бұрын
Youse should do a collab with After Prison Show...
@LokasatheTV 4 жыл бұрын
APS ARMY
@ethancolella4146 4 жыл бұрын
Aps army taking over this comment section! Shout out to joe, dave, cody, juman, gelico and the whole crew!
@swordscar6278 4 жыл бұрын
Calm down jar jar binks
@rogue2945 4 жыл бұрын
Literally posted the same thing till i saw ur post
@acharronoir 4 жыл бұрын
MetalViking x2
@skyknightgaming3420 4 жыл бұрын
Y isn’t this called “The Rogues Hot Pocket”
@grayeaglej 4 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaassssss xD
@iamprocrastination.9415 4 жыл бұрын
they need to get on that.
@FuckFiendz 4 жыл бұрын
Cuz its not, its a prison burrito
@tannerparks6030 4 жыл бұрын
When I was in jail my cell mate was the guy everybody went to to make food. People would give him all the ingredients needed and he'd make something from pies to spreads. I still make spreads to this day because I love the taste
@makenzieswanner709 3 жыл бұрын
Why you gotta go to jail bro
@tannerparks6030 3 жыл бұрын
@@makenzieswanner709 When I was 17 I was arrested for possession and they charged me as an adult. I was able to plead down and got put on 3 years probation but I "violated" my probation a year later for something really small and was arrested again which was when I learned how to make spreads. The judge eventually dismissed my violation charge though so it all worked out in the end.
@keepcalmproductions 3 жыл бұрын
@@tannerparks6030 I hope things have gotten better for you, friend. :)
@Brycensbeans 4 жыл бұрын
"Hush little burrito don't you cry, Don't say no words or you're gonna *die* , Iv'e got a *shiv* and it has your name, And if I get caught it's *you* I will *blame* !"
@TheReal_SlothQueen Ай бұрын
Beautiful lullaby
@barrytone6581 4 жыл бұрын
I was scared to see if they put pruno in a tortilla. Edit: I'm sorry for this to be cliché but 854 likes?! You people are so great. Thank you, Fellow Rogues.
@chasm9557 4 жыл бұрын
I was kinda hoping for it, to be honest.
@andrewharper1609 4 жыл бұрын
That would be awesome!
@lev_n 4 жыл бұрын
Prison gourmet food
@CriaVielen 4 жыл бұрын
#prunoflambé
@iceman7157 4 жыл бұрын
Too easy 😂😂😂
@R6Gonzo_ 4 жыл бұрын
You guys need to do this with APS “After prison show” his whole channel is made of prison cooking/stories
@KaitouKaiju 4 жыл бұрын
APS army!
@Sick_Boy_Rick74 4 жыл бұрын
#APS4Life #APSArmy #PinkGang
@Sick_Boy_Rick74 4 жыл бұрын
Special shout out to Beer Grunt for linking this vid up!
@klookval5202 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna show up in this video Tbh
@edevil4347 4 жыл бұрын
APS
@jaykelly5967 4 жыл бұрын
“ to much sodium “ Guys in jail: you want to much sodium or to be hungry
@babyj52st92 3 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂
@MurbFilms 3 жыл бұрын
europeans: should i boil some water? ok i am gonna turn on the kettle Americans: I should boil some water? ok in the microwave it goes
@theolddeus9672 3 жыл бұрын
If it works, it works. Doesnt make water taste any worse, and its quick.
@VVheeli 3 жыл бұрын
I mean that’s for very American Americans. Making tea and for regular hot water, it is absolutely necessary to have a kettle imo.
@MacrobianNomad 3 жыл бұрын
@@VVheeli by kettle in Europe we mean an electric kettle, the US electricity voltage makes that appliance some sort of mythical across the Atlantic.
@VVheeli 3 жыл бұрын
@@MacrobianNomad yeah I get that. Chinese American, we have our own tea that’s necessary to use a kettle. And my parents were real picky about which to buy.
@harrylewis8145 4 жыл бұрын
Jason: imagine this with funyuns Brian: :o
@ModernRogue 4 жыл бұрын
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@theaznstyles1 4 жыл бұрын
Looks more like a prison tamale than a prison burrito.
@careyt 4 жыл бұрын
That's more what the texture is, you're very correct. I think it's because tortilla chips and tamales both user corn flour/Masa harina.
@verybold7277 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m not getting too fancy” as he’s cutting a slim Jim into slices with a plastic knife with Doritos on the cutting board 😂😂 3:40
@TnT_F0X 4 жыл бұрын
Making a prison burrito sounds like code for deviant acts.
@notfrm2006 4 жыл бұрын
TnT FoX oh shit
@brandonrodriguez2357 3 жыл бұрын
Mexican wearing boots is a code lmfao so your type right
@josher-ch6sf 4 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate how Brian and Jason put love and effort into their sponsor plugs. Lots of other channels just read the script and phone it in. The Modern Rouge makes me actually want to watch the ads because the guys are so funny during them
@Randomvids5o 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Brian still had a porcupine on his head
@AustinTXSlasher 3 жыл бұрын
Also, I like that you guys are genuinely having a lot of fun doing what you do. I was just looking for other ways people did this, and I really liked your video.
@onufz4900 4 жыл бұрын
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@ximonium 4 жыл бұрын
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@pat2806 4 жыл бұрын
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@danieltomhaw9988 4 жыл бұрын
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@whosmansisdis2989 4 жыл бұрын
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@keaganchipps739 4 жыл бұрын
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@andrewharvey1777 4 жыл бұрын
Brian looks different in the intro, and I honestly like it
@cyan1518 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like obi wan kenobi
@cottontaelle5863 4 жыл бұрын
its his hair, its parted differently
@F_lippy 4 жыл бұрын
Brushwood's been hitting the hair tonic HARD.
@BaldMancTwat 4 жыл бұрын
He's growing out his hair and beard.
@Metastropheblue 4 жыл бұрын
The beard suits him
@AxeAR 4 жыл бұрын
_Prison Mike wants to know your location_
@chillpolecat4768 4 жыл бұрын
After binge watching you guy's videos all day, I'm happy to see a new upload.
@briansmith8794 4 жыл бұрын
I love the rogue, and I think my favorite part is when you guys get to entertaining yourselves so much that Brian starts cackling/giggling like he's deranged.
@benallmon5613 4 жыл бұрын
When I did a short stint in jail, the best meal was my last night. They threw a bunch of stuff in a bag, with warm water (ramen, corn, beans, etc). It looked atrocious but they insisted it was fire. And it was. Plus, jail food is literally D grade quality so using commissary items was key to surviving. Great episode, needs more slim Jim for sure tho.
@matias-mc2br 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve done this so many countless times. They are so good
@chaz7346 4 жыл бұрын
Add bacon grease
@AG.Floats 4 жыл бұрын
Uh huh.
@payback6454 3 жыл бұрын
We used top buy big bags of corn chips, crush them into dust. Add a little water and make a dough. Put in a trash bag and roll it out with cups about 4 feet long. Split the trash bag open and fill with some spread then roll it up like a burrito. Jalapeno squeeze cheese on top. Rico's cheese is bomb af too, mix a lil bit of the ramen season pack in the cup of cheese and a lil water and put on top.
@trentmccauley2396 Жыл бұрын
I TRIED THE FUNYUNS. And what a lovely idea y'all had, it totally works! Very good with a healthy helping of curry powder before adding water. Just make sure to mush it up pretty good; the inside is totally crunch if you don't. Highly recommend. My mother even liked it!
@fop6033 4 жыл бұрын
Gonna be drinking some toilet pruno while eating this prison burrito
@aoifependry1029 4 жыл бұрын
Brian looks like Revenge Of The Sith Obi-Wan Kenobi in this episode
@ModernRogue 4 жыл бұрын
I'm very pleased with this.
@aoifependry1029 4 жыл бұрын
You're welcome dude, keep being awesome
@oncydium 4 жыл бұрын
"Hello there."
@jacklassotovitch8820 4 жыл бұрын
next thing you know kids do this at school bringing the hot water in their hydro flasks
@HoloScope 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the idea
@Arios8314 4 жыл бұрын
Tony Lassotovitch I know some gangsters in my city feed this to young gang members as a way to prepare them for prison
@jacklassotovitch8820 4 жыл бұрын
@@Arios8314 XD thats fucked up
@0G-Ghost 4 жыл бұрын
That lullaby into was amazing
@orderinprogress3954 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not getting too fancy, I'm just gonna make a bunch of little cubes" *cuts cylinder* *make a bunch of little cylinder* *surprise pikachu face*
@TheULTIMETAL 4 жыл бұрын
In Thailand we eat instant noodle like snack all the time just mash it in the bag and add the power BOOM ! easy snack that goes well with drinks
@pizzamaster6953 3 жыл бұрын
in Thailand we trap young children in our basement and consume them like snacks.
@royyoung7201 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh I think you guys would fit right in and love prison 💪🏾 Keep it up 👍🏾
@theaceofspades485 4 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine how bad my stomach would feel after eating this.
@mekhi_morris 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jesseportillo420 4 жыл бұрын
Ur dumb asf that shit is fire asf
@luisgomez8635 Жыл бұрын
That's cuz you're a cream puff. I guarantee you've had way worse in your stomach out there in fairy land.
@god1445 4 жыл бұрын
Modern rouge: Teaches you how to get into jail (stealing watches and wallets) *Next episode MR: How to make tasty food in prison
@maciejbernas5699 4 жыл бұрын
Next episode: How to escape prison
@seamusbyrne8259 4 жыл бұрын
Next episode: Why I'm in prison.
@TwinzPlay 4 жыл бұрын
We gotta pitch "Cookin' with The Rogues" to FoodNetwork.
@jaelenpotter6404 4 жыл бұрын
8 year old me: *watching scam school bar tricks*
@nevenokuley1023 3 жыл бұрын
My cousin made this for me years ago, but his way was cooking up the romen mixing in dorito chunks and cubes of slim Jim and it was so good
@jesusvj2753 4 жыл бұрын
This episode make me thing that you should do a collab with after prison show
@ivenkohn3404 4 жыл бұрын
"Hush little birdie now don't you cry, Don't say no words or you're gonna die, I've got a shiv and it has your name, and if I get caught it's you I'll blame." -Brian Brushwood, 2019
@Doctor-kq3ty 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@dedsoft2368 4 жыл бұрын
Mmmm your missing Brian Brushwood-2019
@ivenkohn3404 4 жыл бұрын
@@dedsoft2368 true
@Violetcas97 4 жыл бұрын
Brian’s cackle will always warm my cold dead heart
@joeybellas5830 4 жыл бұрын
This episode takes me back to high school. We did this all the time back then.
@charlierw123 4 жыл бұрын
"Haven't done a weed episode" Understanding Cannabis episode when?
@norigib6186 4 жыл бұрын
"Punished" Venom Charlierw They’ll need to “Go” to “Colorado” or any other state where it’s “legal”
@charlierw123 4 жыл бұрын
@@norigib6186 😏
@Unbound_Selrahc 3 жыл бұрын
Well considering they referred to CBD oil as though it would get you “high” makes me think they’ve a lot to learn
@adamdemaray3330 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, the sponsor intro with "you've got crabs!" I thought for sure was gonna be a Dollar Shave Club plug
@SadManHappyFace 4 жыл бұрын
When times get tough during the Covid-19 virus self isolation 😂😂
@keepcalmproductions 3 жыл бұрын
9 months after this comment, covid continues to ravage the world... Me: yeh.
@tonytonychoppas 4 жыл бұрын
A Brick.
@nox2850 4 жыл бұрын
Desperation is truly the mistress of invention.
@SaintoftheHonest 4 жыл бұрын
Bryan is looking more and more like Adam Savage
@matthewdobbie6740 3 жыл бұрын
You nailed it
@aranu157 4 жыл бұрын
“When you love all the of the ingredients that goes into a thing you tend to love the thing” the mayo example doesn’t work, it should be if you like all the ingredients on its own you should like it together. No one likes mayo on its own.
@darthbaker0247 4 жыл бұрын
No, that still doesn't make any sense. I love ice cream and I love pizza, but I'm sure as hell not dipping my pizza in ice cream
@vincer7824 3 жыл бұрын
Fan of mayo solo if need be.
@cakeinparadise 4 жыл бұрын
Thought you guys invented smell-o-vision or something they opened the ramen as my roommate started cooking some. Blew my mind for a solid 3 minutes
@mute8s 4 жыл бұрын
Picking pockets, bypassing locks, various prison wares, and plenty of other nefarious bits and bobs. This channel reads like a manual on how to get put in prison and how to deal with life then. I love it... Still waiting for the episode on the prison wallet. ;-)
@conormurphy4328 4 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for the episode on the anti-soap-dropping device.
@andrewwhite1870 3 жыл бұрын
I legit want to try this now
@m.a.kpromotions4613 4 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how they got the same recipe as glokknine😂
@MentorlZoryea 4 жыл бұрын
M.A.K promotions yep
@bruh-wj5gq 4 жыл бұрын
they watched his brick reicipe and then acted like it was theirs.
@bellevuecale 4 жыл бұрын
The literal ONLY difference is they used Doritos instead of Cheetos, they even copied microwaving the boiling water
@Tunkkis 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah, it's not like the recipe is public information or anything. They never claimed it was theirs either. They're just relaying the info to us, the viewers.
@bruh-wj5gq 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tunkkis thats my guy
@abunnyuxu669 4 жыл бұрын
Yes the song is beautiful at the beginning
@techfreak244 4 жыл бұрын
But yet somewhat scary
@chickendunce 4 жыл бұрын
Doritos+slim Jim+🍜=🌯 next step 🧼+⛓+📎📎=gun science
@AG.Floats 4 жыл бұрын
Wot
@porksporktm5725 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve had one of these and they are actually very good
@NikoBellic555 4 жыл бұрын
Looks good but I fear my stomach will not like this.
@papaq3810 4 жыл бұрын
TheReportOfTheWeek, after realizing your channel is fake, my disappointment was immeasurable and my day is ruined.
@adrianreyes4045 4 жыл бұрын
They’ve shown us how to get into prison with everything they’ve taught us now we have to survive in prison with this burrito
@pyxylation 4 жыл бұрын
Brian's rocking his Pebble Time Steel! Keepin' the dream alive!
@ModernRogue 4 жыл бұрын
UNTIL IT DIES! (or a better smartwatch comes along.)
@jacobbuxton932 3 жыл бұрын
Must try this
@TheScientificEdge 4 жыл бұрын
Liked and subscribed. What was such a beautiful thansition in an advertisement I've seen in a long time. Very engaging. Great jobs guys, keep up the great content.
@ModernRogue 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@filnn 4 жыл бұрын
Mayo on cherry pie sounds like an innuendo XD
@conormurphy4328 4 жыл бұрын
He just admitted to eating ramen without cooking it He needs to be committed
@ModernRogue 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say that it's pretty clear I'm already committed... to my love of ramen.
@conormurphy4328 4 жыл бұрын
The Modern Rogue your addiction is tearing this family apart
@ChemoshKamos 4 жыл бұрын
Jason looks like the Dos Equis guy with a beard, but Brian with a beard looks like he's a full time D&D dungeon master. #BringBackTheStubble
@bad_at_accuracy_ 4 жыл бұрын
i used to make these in H.O.C. (house of corrections in wisconsin) theres different ways to make these based on preference or ingredients available. At HOC theres a farm dorm and workers would sneak peppers back in to add in.
@jakirokotaro4311 4 жыл бұрын
Half expecting Brian to say "Hello there" in that intro.
@73pioneer 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t think that Hulk joke went unnoticed Brian 👏🏻
@robertbtw.3041 2 жыл бұрын
after that first freestyle thing you have my subscribe
@nickriggio5128 4 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping it was a collab with AfterPrisionShow lol
@elliotlim4823 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like something we eat in Singapore called "Otah-Otah" (peranakan fish paste dish that tastes awesome)
@dragdaniel 4 жыл бұрын
Ok now you got me waiting on the merch with the soup crabman...😂👍🏼
@thedanbot85 4 жыл бұрын
as a correctional officer, i can confirm that this is a thing.
@dylanbutler698 2 жыл бұрын
My dad used to be a CO and I made the burrito when this video came out. He walked into the kitchen and saw me making it and was like "I thought I wouldn't ever have to smell that again"
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