Imagine the people in the town expecting a bridge to be made, and the next day they see a ballista launching cars at mach 5

"The issue is right here..." 14:06 Zooms in on an eldritch abomination of unexplainable steel and spring mess. Me: "Ah, yes, of course."

-Sir, why would you need 600k dollars to make a simple 300m long bridge? - *IT'S MY HUMAN-THROWING CROSSBOW*

"Are we there yet, dad?" "Almost there, kids. We just need to cross this bri-"

The title calls it a crossbow. The launching mechanism works like a slingshot. And the structural support makes it look like a railgun. I am impressed, to say the least.

"Sir, the old bridge was torn down by a flood, we need to build a new one!" "Just build a reloadable ballista slingshot thing" "But si-" "DID I STUTTER?"

“Pretty easy fix” me: are you doing quantum physics?

People in 1970: " We'll have flying cars in 50 years" 50 years later..

Normal people will ask: "Why". Legends will ask: "Why not".

"I know what we're going to do today Ferb!"

A voice echoed from the distance: "Let me show you its feature."

Alternate title: How to get to the top of Mt. Everest for only $600,000

poly bridge: where people build literally everything except a bridge

Ok guys so apparently the passengers dont make it across alive, this is actually a pretty easy fix...

GAME DEVELOPERS: I can't wait to see the creative bridges that people playing this game make! I hope they'll all get the car across! GAME PLAYERS:

Like how it's always a "pretty easy fix" for him but to me it's just witchcraft.

My engineering class taught me that this gap would be crossed in a cable-stay bridge. Reid Captain taught me that this gap should be crossed in a slingshot the size of a building

"I definately didnt put this rectangle here accidentally" Sounds believable

*splits the world in half* reid: "well actually this is an easy fix,all we need to do is add another diamond hydraulic"

Dry Cactus: We made the game for people to learn how to build bridges The AI that has lived in this game for 10 million years:

The Sun: *Blows Up* Reid Captain: Yeah so this is actually a pretty easy fix

imagine you're crossing a bridge and the whole bridge just tilts up and loads you in a place

As a mechanical engineer, I feel insulted and motivated to try out this game, at the same time.

Anything: *Happens* Reid: Actually this was a pretty easy fix

"Science isn't about 'why?' it's about 'why not?'" -Cave Johnson

Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time he says “diamond hydraulic”

For 3 years, not a joke, I never felt genuinely entertained by a channel. I found this. And I swear, this is the single greatest channel ever. Thank you. You deserve more subs.

Reid: *makes a giant abomination mess of steel and hydraulics tat lauches a car halfway across the world* also Reid: T h e i s s u e i s r i g h t h e r e

"Trust me, im an engineer!"

"Sir, what degree do you have in engineering.." "Poly Bridge 2."

When you can't solve the problem, change the problem statement. He just changed the car to Vespa instead of trying to tweak mechanism

Challenge: take a shot every time he says "this is a pretty easy fix"

“They’re like a mile away they can’t possibly reach us without boats.” “You sure about that?”

+"So, what is your profession?" -"I'm a Yeet engineer"

In the daily news I'm going to see" man on scooter flys to the moon with a catapult,and the person who made the catapult said it was very easy"

Normal people: Build bridges This guy: *So today I turned cars into crossbow bolts*

Me: Oh yeah this is cool The guy who's in the car: Well yes, but actually No

Imagine hiring this guy to build a bridge for you, and then you come back a few weeks later and you see a car just WOOOSH through the air.

"i wouldn't be surprised if some one has done this before" ah yes loads of people have gone onto a game where your gole is to make bridges and said "i want to make a reloading cross bow"

(12:15) Reid: 'But the issue is righhht here. Me: huh? 👁👄👁

'How did you get so Buff?' 'Everytime Reid Captain says 'easy fix', I do *one* pushup 'dear god...'

When my boss asks me how I’m gonna fix the problem I created at work: “so I’m actually gonna add a diamond hydraulic...”

When you're told you can't shoot a hole onto the surface of mars

Very pleasant music and very pleasant commentary. I've never heard of this game or your channel but you've kept me engaged for the full 16 minutes.

I guess that's the answer to life: more diamond hydrologics

Well this is extremely over engineered. Perfect.

Awesome design my bro. That took alot of thought

The dedication is superb. I enjoyed watching this video alot!

“You can’t just shoot a car into the surface of Mars”

I hope you guys enjoyed this one, been meaning to do it for a while now. Any other things I should try? Edit: This video is kinda exploding for me. Thank you to everyone who watched! Edit 2: Yes, I mispronounced forwards. Let it go. Edit 3: I have a better mic now, sorry about the quality.

“Hey mom, I’m headed to the mainland!” “Ok kiddo, have fun on the giant catapult that’s literally three times the size of our entire island! 😘”

the time he put into this is just awseme we need more people like this that have good skills great job and i wish you the best ♥♥♥

So, when you gonna build poly bridge in poly bridge

*_The amount of hydraulics makes me scream._* Jokes aside, hilarious concept! I may have ideas on how you could maybe speed up the reloading system but that’ll be for another time. Also we really need to get you a mod to achieve longer distances. :X

i know your voice....it's one of 4-chan levels of dedication and stoner mad scientist levels of crazy, I'm going to love you.

Amazing work during quarantine

This thing is about as stable and safe as a star destroyer held together with duct tape and I love it

Yesssss !!!! More over engineer !!

Oh reid captain What spark of fiery knowledge do you bring to us mortals today

Uh Sir there was another Chernobyl power plant explosion... Reid Captain: "E a s y F i x. Just use a slingshot, it'll work." Somehow works

*the world is ending* Reid Captain: _this is actually an easy fix_

That red rectangle is like my problems, idk how to make them go away

The algorithm was good to me today. I just found this cool video and I liked the look of your other videos, basically, I subbed.

Idk how or why did this got recommended, nor why did I watch it fully, but I'm glad it did.

This guy: Can successfully design a working slingshot mechanism using springs to launch a car 250m Also this guy: Can't remove a rectangle from a video (1:17)

I didn't know it was possible to make something like this

Dude takes this game to whole another level

When you graduate from collage with engineering degree just to play this game

The number of times this guy said "it's a easy fix" was more than thanos's kill count

Imagine someone uses this to make angrey birds

Normal engineer: Needs moar triangles. Reid: Needs moar diamond hydraulics.

Every Time somthing dosn‘t work Reid Captain:“this is actually a really easy fix“

“I like your funny words, magic man.”

13:43 me when I see a Reid Captain upload! (I am so sorry...) 😂

I'm watching this at 4:00 AM and my brain is quite literally melting

Plane: *hits towers* Reid: so this is an easy fix

You are a genius. You created a *reloading crossbow* in a game that has no business creating reloading crossbows. Well done, and an impressive job to you, sir!

I like how his whole contraption is held by one diamond hydrolic

Nobody: Reid Captain: bridge strength go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I mean, it is engineering, just not the kind that was intended

Her: he's probably thinking about other girls Him: who volunteers to drive these cars

Poly Bridge 2: _exists_ Everyone: yay the sequel of the bridge-making game This guy: *_C R O S S B O W_*

i literally have no idea what this game is or what hes doing but its so interesting, i absolutely love this channel

Constructor: What kind of bridge did you want? Buyer: yes

Me having a mental breakdown trying to make an actual bridge

"This is actually a pretty easy fix-" *does something I can't follow*

NASA should hire you, just imagine how fast and efficiently we could get humans on planets with giant catapults

Awesome, great work

KZfaq: You wanna see a guy making a crossbow in a fricking bridge game? 740k people: Yes

*quarantine hits* CDC: everyone needs to work from home Bridge engineers:

woah! great engineering :)

Start of the video: Only a basic bow jeje nothing to worry about End of the video: A fucking canon

This man made a railgun instead of a crossbow

*something goes wrong* Reid Captain: just add some steel

There are 2 possibilities. 1. He has 100+ hours in the game 2. He studied physics in college

This guy can create weapons with a thought.

This is so ridiculous I love it. Also the "working" is so relatable I cracked every time I heard it

Drinking game: every time he says "diamond hydrolic" drink a shot

That was awesome!

I think I've found a new favorite channel.