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Taylor Swift: I’m dropping an album today. Danny: hold my slushee.

You can tell Danny has been eating them almonds... he’s literally turning to a 10 year old in front of our eyes

ok but the “we’re all getting fucked up at my slushee party” SLAPS

Slushie literally sounds like a kidzbop song and yet Danny somehow fixed it.

I really thought this video was just gonna be Danny photoshopping him into the background of the music video but this is cool too

long hair danny makes him look 4 years younger than his actual age. so 11.

The thing about Danny's songs is that they would actually be really good if he didn't make them comically hilarious with the amount of autotune

"if the rest of the song suffers so my verse can shine, fuck it" love that energy

Danny: "This song is child friendly" Also Danny, I'm gonna make this song adult friendly.

Omg. U know what would've been sick? If he greenscreened himself into the music video too

“We’re gonna fight Yeah, I brought a knife (stab stab)”

I’ve already watched this video like 4 times and the “ROHCK AN ROWLL” still gets me

Danny looks younger and younger. Someone stop him, he might eat all of the almonds in the world.

I like that you use generic lyrics like “life is a movie” and “my watch is made from material that is highly expensive” and “intoxication via alcohol and drugs is required”

Dang that actually turned out really good lol

“We’re all getting fucked up at my slushee party” why does this actually kinda slap

Slushie : a cringy song meant for children Slushie ft. Danny Gonzalez: we’re all getting 🦆ed up at my slushie party

"designed to fit in your front pocket" *cries in girl pockets*

Imagine trying to find Slushie as a little kid, then finding this one, showing it to your parents and then this verse comes on.

danny please do a pop punk song, ur genuinely so good at them, i’ve been replaying ur verse for like an hour

damn this kid has been eating his almonds, look at that reverse aging

Danny's verse was the auditory equivalent of him sneaking on set and spiking everyone's slushies

I mean honestly the slushie song isn't bad. For a KZfaq song, and a song clearly made for young children it's actually pretty decent. And of course Danny's bars are awesome.

"If you're a pond monster, it's on sight" is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I like how Jarvis treats his second channel viewers like royalty because they are "Gold". Danny on the other hand just tells us to get our sorry little butts out of there if we had the AUDACITY to think this is his main channel.

We don't copy eachothers videos... we copy cody ko's. *Solid evidence right here people*

"We're all getting fucked up at my slushy party" Why does that hit so fucking hard?

would cry if danny would just snap and become a pop punk prince for a while

I really like how slushie was actually about a slushie and a summer day. Most food named songs are an innuendo these days.

At this point i cant tell the difference between Danny being sarcastic and Danny actually being serious

"Smoothies are made out of fruit with fruit flavoring" - Danny Gonzalez 2020

I’d like to point out that he only compared his wrist to a smoothie in the verse, and he mentions slushies later on in the verse, so I don’t think that it’s him confusing slushies with smoothies, it’s just him trying to add some variety to the lyrics, and it works fine anyway so it doesn’t matter

Danny: "I'm gonna write a verse for this song called Slushie" Also Danny: *Consistently calls it a smoothie, EVEN IN THE ACTUAL VERSE*

Love how Danny’s just forcefully featuring himself

This is honestly so entertaining yet chill. I really wish Danny made more content like this where it’s him mostly just vibing. It’s so nice

“I got ice on my wrist, i got.. lots a stuff that ya want” absolute bars

Genuinely can’t fathom how much time and effort this takes but I think this would become my fave series ever if you made it into one,, hopping on shitty ytbr songs and making them good?? Iconic

why does it look like he's recording on a camera from 2012

When he said he wrote a song about slushies my mind immediately went to freeze your brain from Heathers

K but if Danny decides to make like a serious song he gonna win a Grammy

guys i'm beginning to think this is his second channel

this video low-key feels like being on a Skype call with Danny lol,,, immaculate vibes

How dare you make me want to hear a full version of your remake!

still my favorite video. has that one "no sorry im busy *playing piano drinking beer" vine energy. also the hardest danny song probably

I love how modest Danny is while he makes an absolute banger.

can we take a minute to appreciate how *genuinely* musically talented danny is

This is just Danny flexing that he can produce music, understand everything, and can make anything better for 15 minutes

" I've got slushie in my a$$" that shit killed me 😂😂

Just me or does Danny look 10 years younger in this

why is Danny able to make such a good verse out of SOMEONE ELSE'S MUSIC!?

When anyone says bars I think of the bar icecream rap 😌

“Oh yeah” -Stephen Sharer 2020

“All the ladies wanna... touchie” **points to chest**

why is no one talking about how this literally goes so hard

Danny, Stephen commented on this you have to do a collab for this song now

Danny is a real life Disney character.

This entire channel is just Danny flexing his godlike improv skills

“We copy Cody ko” from “we are not the same person” song makes sense now

I love how when there isnt much happening at that certain point in the video or if danny thinks that part was kinda lame or cringe or something then he just zooms in in his face like x10

9:43 I’m crying- WHY DO I LAUGH AT THE SIMPLEST THINGS 🥲✋

Why does it look like you traveled back in time 😰😰😰

Why does he look like a 16 year old that's recording a video in his grandma's guest bedroom

okay danny you need to post more of you writing songs this is great

Danny, this was literally such an experience. No cap my sides were hurting from laughing so hard. The end result also sounded amazing, even though the topic of the song was so goofy! Thank you for this, I will be coming back many times because this was just so well made.

danny: “smoothies are made out of fruit...” me: “with ice flavoring?” danny: “... with fruit flavoring” me: “oh” 😐

he’s goofy and wacky and silly on this channel

danny changed the vibe of that slushie party real quick

This is literally the Don’t Worry Be Happy meme. Taking a generally innocent song and making it age appropriate. I love it please do more.

Okay, but why does this unironically bop HARDER THAN HARD, for real.

Broke: Freeze Your Brain (Heathers) Woke: Slushee (Stephen Sharer)

8:30 this man DEFINITELY took a sip of LaCroix right before this cut

7:30 thats the most chill I’ve seen danny

"-i brought a knife." *Stab stab*

This unironically slaps

I like how he becomes so not hype when he talks about sponsors because he is scared he will roast the company

I love how dannys only verse blows the entire song out of the water

no one: danny: 🤺BACK🤺I🤺SAY🤺

Now I want to hear the whole thing with Danny's verse in it.

Danny Gonzalez - The only KZfaqr that’s actually a good musician.

Ok so saw that Steven wanted a clean version so.... My life is like a movie every night my wrist is like a slushy with the ice. If you a pond monster it’s on site. we ganna fight, yeah we ganna fight. We’re bopping hard yo, we bopping harder than hard. I got some slushy machines I put those things in my yard. we got a bunch of fun flavors like berry and lime. It’s time to have fun with this slushy party.

Why is no one talking about how musically talented Danny actually is? Honestly makes better music than some rappers. Edit: Ik this is annoying, but ty for helping me pass my record of 17 likes on a youtube comment lol

As someone who knows nothing about music, I thoroughly enjoyed this

Danny: says bopping harder then hard Me: *screeches in bepopping around with Tim Krency*

NO COS WHY IS IT ACTUALLY GOOD 😭😭

Danny: slushie not smoothie Also Danny: my wrist is like a SMOOTHIE with the ice

When he said bars, the only thing I could think of was: wE aRe BaR iCe CrEaM!

Damn Danny always coming in clutch with the verses. He is actually super talented! Stephen needs to collab with him and they need to make a song together for real! Guaranteed banger.

Danny in his rawest form, magnificent.

can we just like appreciate that after he says "i brought a knive" you can hear "stab stab" in the background

The notification I got for this just said “inserting myself into stephen sharer...”

coming back to this video for this verse once again. you are mad talented

2:29 drunk danny 6:41 slushies in your ass? 7:05 girls in the background cuz of their cooties 7:32 sick ass 808 8:13 *HO!* 9:13 rock and roll 🎸🤟 9:43 sick ass bass 11:25 danny’s epiphany 15:06 the song

The fact that this song actually slaps now is beyond my braincell, like w h a t

his hair makes him look even younger than he usually does

i come back and rewacth this video like every week it's so good!! def one of the best on this channel dan please make more stuff like thissss

one of the best videos of yours! you're amazing at music!

I cant believe he murdered this whole man's career

WAIT HIS HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD IT MADE HIM YOUNGER WTF

Second channel video idea: make a tier list of all of the movies you’ve reviewed