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Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, someone's getting an award for a very wholesome reason, plus on the topic of awards, the bears talk about actors who have gone full...you know, and played characters of diminished capacities. Bert even tears up a bit checking out a clip of John Malkovich from Of Mice And Men. The bears also talk about Leonardo DiCaprio in Gilbert Grape, Sean Penn in I Am Sam, French cinema, Billionaires doing depraved things for charity, Marlee Matlin, best TV shows about Florida, Linda Cardellini, and pleasuring horses!
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KZfaq Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:22 - French Cinema
00:07:39 - Sexy Scumbag Vincent Gallo
00:10:32 - Linda Cardellini/Bloodline/TV Shows
00:19:59 - Naked Martin
00:24:14 - Woke Canary/Surprise Gift
00:30:59 - Back To Charitable Endeavors
00:35:16 - Billionaires Doing Billionaire Things
00:45:14 - Horsing Around
00:49:04 - Special Needs Oscar
00:54:14 - Gilbert Grape/Of Mice And Men
01:00:40 - Rosie O'Donnell
01:05:14 - Marlee Matlin
01:05:14 - Best Animated Shows

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@NotSoAmazing
@NotSoAmazing 3 ай бұрын
The OLD Tim would have shat on his own face for the love of the game. How far we've fallen.
@featwizzle5517
@featwizzle5517 3 ай бұрын
Yeah Bart said 100 mill what a fucking dickhead we all know he would do it for 12 K and a six pack
@cullen8379
@cullen8379 3 ай бұрын
Hate from Dallas county jail
@supertranger0534
@supertranger0534 3 ай бұрын
Dallas county Dallas Texas?
@callyamama5156
@callyamama5156 3 ай бұрын
Naw Dallas Indiana🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️
@benholzer1649
@benholzer1649 3 ай бұрын
How u get a phone? Can’t they know who’s connected to their WiFi if you snuck it in?
@korbindallas4552
@korbindallas4552 3 ай бұрын
Sim cards are easy to sneak in.
@Revolution1117
@Revolution1117 3 ай бұрын
Makes sense...
@Whatdoyouwant276
@Whatdoyouwant276 3 ай бұрын
The way Bert says “Tom” when he sees that video 😂😂
@jameshedden2260
@jameshedden2260 3 ай бұрын
Bert not knowing the difference between succession and secession is sending me😂
@Tayzle412
@Tayzle412 3 ай бұрын
Sending you where?
@shanehatcher9910
@shanehatcher9910 3 ай бұрын
You forgot to finish your sentence.
@jameshedden2260
@jameshedden2260 3 ай бұрын
I did not. It is an expression of speech. It means I find it very funny and am laughing hard
@birdslayer531
@birdslayer531 3 ай бұрын
You coulda just said that... the group feels like "sending me" has an entirely different meaning. And yes, I agree. Brent not knowing the difference between those different words was quite funny.
@Tayzle412
@Tayzle412 3 ай бұрын
sounds like dog shit english to me... @@jameshedden2260
@ish474
@ish474 3 ай бұрын
Bert remembering he knows Jaime is the same energy of a baby, realizing they have toes😂❤
@TheAllanmc64
@TheAllanmc64 3 ай бұрын
"Do you think Robert Deniro listens to our podcast?" ~ No.
@rickyeska1
@rickyeska1 3 ай бұрын
How nice of them to talk between ad reads and commercials
@Shano84Mac
@Shano84Mac 3 ай бұрын
There's gonna be a point where Matt & Trey respond to this in the form of a Segment in South Park and animate this part of the show 😂
@johnseaton4798
@johnseaton4798 3 ай бұрын
Can you imagine a conversation between Bert and Cartman?
@gingerandthegiantpodcast9859
@gingerandthegiantpodcast9859 3 ай бұрын
Dude I can't wait lmao
@nathanmckerrow9059
@nathanmckerrow9059 3 ай бұрын
Cmon, they don’t warrant the attention of the great ones
@andreadushanek6470
@andreadushanek6470 3 ай бұрын
"I'm crying... I'm Lenny. Definitely Lenny." You sure are Buddy! You sure are. 🤣😂😆
@Pillowpants12727
@Pillowpants12727 3 ай бұрын
Bart saying he’s changed is the funnest shit said this episode
@FredrickFreaker
@FredrickFreaker 3 ай бұрын
It’s the cyclical nature of Bert, he does okay for a while trying to regain public favor then at some point always un-does that progress but going on a big drinking tour or dropping his own liquor
@ntataryn
@ntataryn 3 ай бұрын
But he didn’t even mention the girl with cancer that he’s gonna party with!
@allenlord3679
@allenlord3679 3 ай бұрын
He did change. Changed his hat, that's about it. Same shitty clothes and same shitty person. ME,ME,ME,ME
@nickstockwell9148
@nickstockwell9148 3 ай бұрын
He changes every episode!
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine 3 ай бұрын
No references to winston churcill being amazing despite more racist and with an higher kill count than hitlet ? #BurtIsFascist
@gnsxsEtrnl
@gnsxsEtrnl 3 ай бұрын
I’m convinced Tom is a psychopath lol he isn’t phased by anything.
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine 3 ай бұрын
And still the only funny comedian of all YMH and the Rogan Neonazi Darweb bunch
@MyhorseInthegravy
@MyhorseInthegravy 3 ай бұрын
And he isn’t “fazed” by anything either, 😉 lol
@stpatrixday3958
@stpatrixday3958 3 ай бұрын
Unless you work for the airport or poor
@kate.t.
@kate.t. 3 ай бұрын
I met him in person and he’s just as stoic and unexcited lol
@shaneholbrook6283
@shaneholbrook6283 3 ай бұрын
I thought by this point it's understood.
@surgicalfixer1720
@surgicalfixer1720 3 ай бұрын
I no longer advertise my donations, except right now, right now I’ll show you a trophy I got for my generosity. Appreciate me.
@joshmarceau3502
@joshmarceau3502 3 ай бұрын
Bert claiming he doesn’t announce his charitable donations anymore while announcing his charitable donations lol😂
@TBxK
@TBxK 3 ай бұрын
“When the fuck did we get ice cream” kills me every time 😂
@AmandaBurns14
@AmandaBurns14 3 ай бұрын
I love that that line was improved, and Knoxville tries so hard not to laugh - my sister and I quote that all the time 😂
@C_R_Z
@C_R_Z 3 ай бұрын
This is the new fighter and the kid
@FunTimeSactuary
@FunTimeSactuary 3 ай бұрын
"With Chris brown... Chris Black... Oh Chris Rock" damnit bert 🤣
@TheNobleAthelstane
@TheNobleAthelstane 3 ай бұрын
Blackrock?
@JesusHComedy
@JesusHComedy 3 ай бұрын
@@TheNobleAthelstaneThe only Black Rock I’ll invest in is Chris Rock.
@verakoo6187
@verakoo6187 3 ай бұрын
​@@JesusHComedy lmao
@persianreactor
@persianreactor 3 ай бұрын
I love 2 bears one cave, and i am getting exhausted listening to this, what happened to when they used to have a fun conversation?
@sorryimsosad
@sorryimsosad 3 ай бұрын
This is the part of the relationship you realize you love them but don’t like them. You’ll always have great memories , but just need distance. Maybe on occasion run into them and see what’s up. But it won’t ever be the same
@persianreactor
@persianreactor 3 ай бұрын
@@sorryimsosad Oh brotha... i know what you saying... sad part is early on you hope... hope.. things gonna change... we can be like we were before! but no... you wont. i dont even care if they make their own vodka... good on them... i just want to relax and laugh with my buddies and laugh my troubles away... but that seems to be distant memory now and i cant relax around them
@danielhernandez3831
@danielhernandez3831 3 ай бұрын
Yea something changed
@steph7960
@steph7960 3 ай бұрын
​@@danielhernandez3831they got rich and relatively well known.🙄
@resudeew2636
@resudeew2636 3 ай бұрын
Weird....I feel like this is the best episode with Bert and Tom in a long time.
@dc4825
@dc4825 3 ай бұрын
This used to be the highlight of my week. :(
@lampshadecollector8
@lampshadecollector8 3 ай бұрын
My condolences.
@dustin1870
@dustin1870 3 ай бұрын
When does he get jacked off?
@marcsommer3699
@marcsommer3699 3 ай бұрын
"That's what it says in my phone" is the funniest thing Barf has ever said.
@tripledgt
@tripledgt 3 ай бұрын
Finally saw the price on Por Osos, it's $80 a bottle. You're out of your everloving mind.
@teter9900
@teter9900 3 ай бұрын
Compared to whiskeys and bourbons thats really not crazy. Its high for a everyday drinking vodka to me but if it’s really good then it would be worth it. Sadly I live in PA where you can’t get anything good because our state is dumb as shit when it comes to liquor laws
@marksmith3991
@marksmith3991 3 ай бұрын
It's far from a single malt the only thing I'd pay 80 dollars for. I could see it at $50 for the gimmick of it, but at the end of the day it's vodka.....
@dannygreen592
@dannygreen592 3 ай бұрын
Blanton can go for $200 a bottle and we got that crap at home, suburban, just have a step dad that likes it and ages it.
@dezperauto
@dezperauto 3 ай бұрын
If you’re that broke don’t think about it then. Simple as that.
@BTA1991
@BTA1991 3 ай бұрын
@@dezperautoIts not about being broke its that why pay $80 for vodka when you can get similar quality vodka in the $30 to $40 price range? Its absurd. Like top-shelf Belvedere, considered by most the best vodka brand in the world is cheaper then this stuff. There vodka is created in the oldest Vodka producing distillery in the world within Russia...
@doubletoppy7390
@doubletoppy7390 3 ай бұрын
Bret going from screaming loud excitement to laughing to crying is exhausting. I dated a girl like him in high school
@JustABloke28
@JustABloke28 3 ай бұрын
Blurt saying "when i USED to really be into promos" sums him up perfectly 👌 *please drink his vodka
@jasongarcia2140
@jasongarcia2140 3 ай бұрын
Bruce is such a dipthong
@alanclinton4239
@alanclinton4239 3 ай бұрын
You mean 30 minutes ago, but now he's forgotten and thinks he should really get into promos again.
@canyonraymond7258
@canyonraymond7258 3 ай бұрын
Brent- “I went to high school with that guy” (said guy is a 32yearold billionaire) 🤔🤣
@willwright5291
@willwright5291 3 ай бұрын
Seeing Berts face when he was crying was so sad... then instant laughter "I cant believe i finally did it" - Tom in the most lax voice ahhaha
@stephaniehalloran4447
@stephaniehalloran4447 3 ай бұрын
Bert " well she only plays deaf people" Tom, " well, she's deaf" might be the dumbest thing Bert has ever said. 😂😂😂😂
@ericshun3331
@ericshun3331 3 ай бұрын
susheshion
@timaldridge84
@timaldridge84 3 ай бұрын
It's up there but ol Burp Cryshirt "the mechanic" has definitely said worse before
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 3 ай бұрын
It's mind blowing he's successful 😂.
@TRiLL_FiL
@TRiLL_FiL 3 ай бұрын
i think i have to stop watching this at work lmfao
@inawayimjesus
@inawayimjesus 3 ай бұрын
How dare you guys play that scene when Lenny dies😭
@Fine_autist
@Fine_autist 3 ай бұрын
"not. going to share it" as he shares it
@directorkyle94
@directorkyle94 3 ай бұрын
I love ymh, but I only watch half of the episodes,because i go ham on the skip bottom during ad reads.
@Apollo22251
@Apollo22251 3 ай бұрын
Hell is just gonna be me stuck in a chair listening to Bert tell the machine story for all eternity.
@aryanritchie7759
@aryanritchie7759 3 ай бұрын
The story isn’t even funny
@verakoo6187
@verakoo6187 3 ай бұрын
​​​​@@aryanritchie7759 his entire career would beg to differ. It has certainly gotten old, but there is a reason it has 54mil views.
@MonochromeRed
@MonochromeRed 3 ай бұрын
@@verakoo6187the same reason TikTok is successful. People are ret(neural divergent)arded.
@dannygreen592
@dannygreen592 3 ай бұрын
Not if you stop watching and stop supporting him.....
@Apollo22251
@Apollo22251 3 ай бұрын
@@dannygreen592 I click on these videos to read hate comments. That’s it
@YetiVlogs
@YetiVlogs 3 ай бұрын
Some episodes Bert just locks down his "Derp Card".
@qwavey3087
@qwavey3087 3 ай бұрын
It gets harder to love Bert everyday
@cjcharleston7031
@cjcharleston7031 3 ай бұрын
i was eating a nutella on toast when naked martin was introduced to me.
@aliciaspears7847
@aliciaspears7847 3 ай бұрын
Oh no, you poor soul. Are you ok ?
@Hutchinstein
@Hutchinstein 3 ай бұрын
Take a drink every time Burt interrupts Tom
@JonasCraftUltimate
@JonasCraftUltimate 3 ай бұрын
u trying to kill us
@JustABloke28
@JustABloke28 3 ай бұрын
I'd rather be less like Brent
@locomax1001
@locomax1001 3 ай бұрын
This would be a good way to get fucked up hahaha
@tychols
@tychols 3 ай бұрын
I’m a poor, I can’t afford as much alcohol as I’d need for that game.
@YouroGamer
@YouroGamer 3 ай бұрын
Take a drink everytime some dipshit on the internet complains
@MVdudu2k
@MVdudu2k 3 ай бұрын
the quality drop in this podcast is insane
@MrLammofgod
@MrLammofgod 3 ай бұрын
Naked martin caught me so off guard 😂 I thought id be safe watching 2 bears instead of YMH while eating lmao
@krfrs
@krfrs 3 ай бұрын
Did Bert just humbe-brag about not bragging anymore?
@ltaylor157
@ltaylor157 3 ай бұрын
Bert can’t stay on one topic for more than 2 seconds. It’s exhausting to listen to!
@bukie.bandit
@bukie.bandit 3 ай бұрын
Tom’s face when Bert said “there’s a book?” 😭
@bballboy0019
@bballboy0019 3 ай бұрын
Bert being 50 and still not knowing how words work is wild
@tylergeorge7468
@tylergeorge7468 3 ай бұрын
Just imagine how many brain cells he’s killed through his “casual” drinking over the years
@FredrickFreaker
@FredrickFreaker 3 ай бұрын
He may legally be 50 but he’s still mentally 22
@voice_of_a_little_lady
@voice_of_a_little_lady 3 ай бұрын
He doesn't know how alcoholism or listening works either...
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce 3 ай бұрын
Tom still thinks "won" is pronounced "wan" (like it rhymes with 'on')
@18Callahan
@18Callahan 3 ай бұрын
52
@FredrickFreaker
@FredrickFreaker 3 ай бұрын
Of Mice And Men predicted Two Bears One Cave except Bert kills their podcast then Tom has to put him down
@1Dann123
@1Dann123 3 ай бұрын
Well said
@lazyas8016
@lazyas8016 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for the video! I completely agree with the points made about the increasing prevalence of anger in the US. Despite its problems, growing up in the US, I didn't perceive as much anger as I do today, I earn over $370000 in investment.
@Zachs-
@Zachs- 3 ай бұрын
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@allphic8445 3 ай бұрын
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@mohmmedtolba 3 ай бұрын
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@HannesWiberg-qi5pf
@HannesWiberg-qi5pf 3 ай бұрын
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@HannesWiberg-qi5pf 3 ай бұрын
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@rabblerabble18
@rabblerabble18 2 ай бұрын
"I'm not hungry...I hope it's chocolate. You couldn't pay me to wipe sh!t on my face...you could." Bert Kreischer ladies and gentlemen.
@AmandaBurns14
@AmandaBurns14 3 ай бұрын
More of episodes like these, please. Felt like the old 2B1C days during the pandi with the silliness
@HomeGrowin
@HomeGrowin 3 ай бұрын
Bert's very sussessful 😂
@williamswiniuch7527
@williamswiniuch7527 3 ай бұрын
He made it sound like a cologne lol
@JesusHComedy
@JesusHComedy 3 ай бұрын
If South Park isn't in your top 5 animated show, I don't trust your opinion on anything. Bert's South Park story was hilarious 😂😂
@corneliusthecrowtamer1937
@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 3 ай бұрын
Tom shooting Bert because he's mentally disabled, like George does to Lennie in Of Mice and Men, is one of the funniest concepts
@helpfulmole
@helpfulmole 3 ай бұрын
Where are the bodies Tom?
@Landunofficial
@Landunofficial 3 ай бұрын
Dont
@user-mo8tm4jw2l
@user-mo8tm4jw2l 3 ай бұрын
Lol. Weakest attempt at a troll I’ve ever seen.
@flying_nimbus7852
@flying_nimbus7852 3 ай бұрын
Have you guys ever seen Tom and Garth in the same room? Me neither
@helpfulmole
@helpfulmole 3 ай бұрын
@@user-mo8tm4jw2l thanks mommy!
@rubenruiz5809
@rubenruiz5809 3 ай бұрын
Bert is such an unbearable person
@Wolfpack_Jedi
@Wolfpack_Jedi 3 ай бұрын
Literally unwatchable. Here for Tom and Christina.
@BillboBirsay
@BillboBirsay 3 ай бұрын
You mean Burght
@davidbaker7349
@davidbaker7349 3 ай бұрын
So it’s 1 bear ?
@MegaWilloughby
@MegaWilloughby 3 ай бұрын
Someday Big Dog is gonna tell Bart about the rabbits
@wyattleath4344
@wyattleath4344 3 ай бұрын
“IM NOT FROM FUCKING DENVER” -Bert No Shirt
@Fokadox
@Fokadox 3 ай бұрын
just here to drop the weekly dislike
@johnseaton4798
@johnseaton4798 3 ай бұрын
"When I was really into really into promos...." Bert do you 'ever' ponder what comes out of your mouth? Really, this comes from a place of love.
@Br_ittany1119
@Br_ittany1119 3 ай бұрын
TLC- my favorite album shown on the pod so far.
@JustinFlorio
@JustinFlorio 3 ай бұрын
Once bart turned his back on USF, Tampa turned on him. If Bart wants back in Tampa’s good graces he needs to donate huge to the new USF on campus football stadium.
@Neeptorious
@Neeptorious 3 ай бұрын
The best part of 2Bears is you never know the direction it’s going to take, but you’ll enjoy it anyway.
@MikeLee661
@MikeLee661 3 ай бұрын
Nah according to someone else they are going down hill🤣💀
@squeezeslemons
@squeezeslemons 3 ай бұрын
@@MikeLee661well geez let’s see the numbers for the last episode were only 320k they used to average double-triple that. Bad friends averages 1m per episode
@MrDeadbweast
@MrDeadbweast 3 ай бұрын
Bert already put on 15 pounds 🤦🏻 smh
@richardsova8728
@richardsova8728 3 ай бұрын
So poo in your hand and smear on your face is gonna be the new ice bucket challenge. You know, for charity.
@Peepoo42069
@Peepoo42069 3 ай бұрын
“Touch and go with deaf people” is the greatest unintentional joke ever . I know it was unintentional because it was Bart that said it.
@nateg3284
@nateg3284 3 ай бұрын
Seems like 2Bears 1 teacup might become reality 😮😢😂
@jacobiwilson3887
@jacobiwilson3887 3 ай бұрын
The most special episodes are the ones where Bert isn't there so it's 50% more enjoyable
@bilbobaggins5322
@bilbobaggins5322 3 ай бұрын
The Jon Hamm hazing thing is a lot worse than it sounds. He dragged a kid by his testicles with a claw hammer, lit his pants on fire, and beat the kid so bad he almost lost a kidney. Wasn’t just “garden variety hazing”.
@Mike_jordan_4real
@Mike_jordan_4real 3 ай бұрын
Me personally, I wouldn’t let someone do that to me just to be in a fraternity. At some point you gotta take up for yourself. Or don’t, and let some other man drag your nuts and beat you!!!!
@VFRSTREETFIGHTER
@VFRSTREETFIGHTER 3 ай бұрын
It's amazing watching Bert interrupting Tom so much he starts himself.
@deanstringfellow9481
@deanstringfellow9481 3 ай бұрын
I love that Bert’s brain can move in 68 different directions in one sentence
@hhharvey208
@hhharvey208 3 ай бұрын
Penn def went full Tik Tok
@wyattmurphy6791
@wyattmurphy6791 3 ай бұрын
I love how Bart says “I don’t put my name on gofundmes anymore AND I don’t tell you when I do cool shit.” Then it cuts to his nascar ad read, nice editing boys
@psytron939
@psytron939 3 ай бұрын
Its funny, everytime I watch this show with Bert in it I end up checking other tabs in my browser cause it always sounds like I have another video in the background but sure enough, its just Bert talking over Tom
@henrygarcia828
@henrygarcia828 3 ай бұрын
Brent always changes subjects when he gets caught in his own BS, like a toddler.
@PFWoody488
@PFWoody488 3 ай бұрын
That house thing was really awesome. You two changed peoples lives. That definitely deserves a trophy. Well done!
@mikeythompson8331
@mikeythompson8331 3 ай бұрын
Almost to 2 million !!! Killing it in life my Bears.
@rogaru
@rogaru 3 ай бұрын
People won't like this 😆😆
@user-eu3tw7vp9k
@user-eu3tw7vp9k 3 ай бұрын
Bert " let me tell you all im no longer tell you all about all the good things i do, so just assume i give 30 percent away." Kreisher
@ja5304
@ja5304 3 ай бұрын
blurp Krishla comes off like he’s ecstatic that he learned the English language poorly every morning at the coffee table and bombards people all day long verbally while being confidently incorrect
@rickyslade5823
@rickyslade5823 3 ай бұрын
Bert really hits every emotion possible in this one
@SinjoOfficial
@SinjoOfficial 2 ай бұрын
Bert confusing succeed with secede was amazing.
@matthewparkes2336
@matthewparkes2336 3 ай бұрын
Another episode that bert says how men are gorgeous
@user-em8rw6ny1l
@user-em8rw6ny1l 3 ай бұрын
Brent watching that and seeing himself as Lennie is the best
@everybodyhigh
@everybodyhigh 3 ай бұрын
I don’t watch if Bert’s on and I’m pretty sure YMH knows the numbers be dropping lol
@maximumpr4em
@maximumpr4em 3 ай бұрын
I think we can all see Bert's next role for his next project lmfaoooooooo
@surgicalfixer1720
@surgicalfixer1720 3 ай бұрын
I don’t know. I’m a huge fan. Have been since YMH started. But ever since that Vodka add, I’ve had a lot less enthusiasm for this pod.
@Strickthedude
@Strickthedude 3 ай бұрын
Can we have an episode where bert doesn't spazz out every 3 seconds. Ita quiet time bert shhhh
@edidpro
@edidpro 3 ай бұрын
No. He's an unfunny jackass.
@tylerlee7711
@tylerlee7711 3 ай бұрын
I love it when Bert talks about getting drunk. What a funny guy
@pyropakman
@pyropakman 3 ай бұрын
1900’s Wikipedia article has Tom and Bert billed immediately below De Niro and Depardieu in the cast hahahaha
@twiztid350
@twiztid350 3 ай бұрын
Tom's post "Lets wrap this up" sighs are the best
@TheComedyGuitarGuy
@TheComedyGuitarGuy 3 ай бұрын
Movie Idea: Basically Forrest Gump but Bert fucks up everything. Literally, the worst fails in the last 20 years, Bert is responsible for them.
@vertical7047
@vertical7047 3 ай бұрын
Only Beartwood would announce that he's not announcing things anymore. Also, "susseed"? He's definitely "reetearded"
@vertical7047
@vertical7047 3 ай бұрын
"Um, it's pronounced ree-teir-ted I think I'd know, Tom" -bertrud, probably
@cowperm
@cowperm 3 ай бұрын
"Nightmeer....."
@diggs9999
@diggs9999 3 ай бұрын
“Look I follow a lot of special needs people whose sister is hot” -Bert 😭😭😭
@timbermun5012
@timbermun5012 3 ай бұрын
Bert reading part of the prologue then suggesting he guessed it right is 100% him
@davidhughey1386
@davidhughey1386 3 ай бұрын
"Rosie Odonald in Rosie Rides the Bus"! JFC!
@Dynamic0NE
@Dynamic0NE 3 ай бұрын
You guys are that bored now that you ramble about nothing for an hour straight? The quality of your show is dropping tremendously
@dohnjoe4516
@dohnjoe4516 3 ай бұрын
That boring*
@OCLee
@OCLee 3 ай бұрын
Yo, dildo, this was a very funny ep. Dildo.
@Delfree77
@Delfree77 3 ай бұрын
Tom a gem as always Bert insufferable like always
@johnszczerba9979
@johnszczerba9979 3 ай бұрын
Two very grounded relatable people who their fans never say a bad word about
@aryanritchie7759
@aryanritchie7759 3 ай бұрын
We just need Tom to have a guest on for these and they can call Bert for 5 minutes and hang up on him
@WeekendUpdate7
@WeekendUpdate7 3 ай бұрын
Bert crying during Of Mice and Men lmaooo
@howieboyd7618
@howieboyd7618 3 ай бұрын
All you'd have to do with Cuban is tell him it's for a DIE initiative. He'd do it for free.
@thelocal0170
@thelocal0170 3 ай бұрын
Tom needs to start buying people teeth
@thelightwielder
@thelightwielder 3 ай бұрын
Bert: I would like to brag that I am no longer bragging about helping people
@johnalev1130
@johnalev1130 3 ай бұрын
"Yeah but she only plays deaf people." - Brent Crystals
@heychongo1988
@heychongo1988 3 ай бұрын
Remember when this used to funny. Rip 2 bears
@Mickey_Valentine
@Mickey_Valentine 3 ай бұрын
Still is ..... the Tom interviews soneone interist episodes are worth it
@foreteangames4554
@foreteangames4554 3 ай бұрын
"Is that the one with Chris Brown...black....rock"?... yeah same guy, LOL
@canadianrobot
@canadianrobot 3 ай бұрын
Bert is a monomer away from becoming a glue stick
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