I Almost Died | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 199

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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They bears start off with sharing how they recently dealt with conflict resolution between them, spray tans, the worst picture of Bert yet, and the Just For Laughs Comedian of the Year award. The bears see if you can cure stinky body parts, they discuss surfing, and Tom shares a story of how he almost drowned. They wrap up the episode with reviewing videos of Great White Sharks, Orcas and Polar Bears attacking people.
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00:00:00 - Intro + Conflict Resolution
00:10:32 - Spray Tan + Comedian of the Year
00:12:24 - Worst Picture of Bert Yet
00:15:30 - Just For Laughs Comedy Festival
00:19:56 - Back to Spray Tans
00:27:21 - Stinky Body Parts and Back To Tans
00:32:42 - Surfing
00:36:28 - Tom Almost Drowned
00:53:24 - Shark, Killer Whale, and Polar Bears are Terrifying

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@marshallplan651
@marshallplan651 10 ай бұрын
Theo wants his glasses back Tom! Poor guys out here without his disguise.
@_TMac_13_916_
@_TMac_13_916_ 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@archibaldcreep1
@archibaldcreep1 10 ай бұрын
Very nice sun glasses
@georgeedward602
@georgeedward602 10 ай бұрын
The first thing I noticed and don't know what to think... it's a love-it-hate-it thing..lol
@morganst.pierre
@morganst.pierre 10 ай бұрын
They’re not as comically oversized and ugly as theos pair but the similarity is there
@Tametruthfullness
@Tametruthfullness 10 ай бұрын
He’s trying to be more like Theo cus of theogate
@twodeepmatt
@twodeepmatt 10 ай бұрын
Bert's complete delusion about how he looks is always incredible.
@fatguyonalittlebike3336
@fatguyonalittlebike3336 10 ай бұрын
It’s like Enny and his ability to do things he’s never done and beat everyone 😂
@Vex319
@Vex319 10 ай бұрын
him thinking hes sexy and incredible looking is peak comedy, he must genuinely have something wrong with him though lmao
@il94z12
@il94z12 10 ай бұрын
@@Vex319he’s a complete joke himself. He’s delusional
@dogg92
@dogg92 10 ай бұрын
​@@Vex319Him insinuating that his stomach only looks fucking disgusting in that one picture is peak comedy.
@bringinfunny1
@bringinfunny1 10 ай бұрын
Bert isn't funny. If annoying is funny, sure he's aces! If not, then not so much. Tom on the other hand is hilarious!
@GLo1991
@GLo1991 10 ай бұрын
Bert obsessed with not getting skin cancer while simultaneously getting drunk and taking Xanax every night is hilarious
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 10 ай бұрын
I'm sure he takes more than he admits. Not the kind of thing you can do casually
@GLo1991
@GLo1991 10 ай бұрын
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 uh-huundred-percent
@joeshmoe562
@joeshmoe562 10 ай бұрын
someone should telll him benzodiazepines cause alzheimer's '
@GLo1991
@GLo1991 10 ай бұрын
@@joeshmoe562 indeed they should. The drinking will only increase that risk too. It’s gonna be a bummer when all this catches up with the guy
@johnnolen2781
@johnnolen2781 10 ай бұрын
I'm sure he takes less than he admits. You'd be surprised at the things you can do casually. He also very clearly exaggerates it so that he can get more interaction from people like you and OG comments. Simple marketing@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@Piggyn
@Piggyn 10 ай бұрын
Bert a couple weeks ago: I'm jacked. Photo at baseball game: 😐 Bert now: A spray tan can hide all that.
@JaeHimself
@JaeHimself 10 ай бұрын
Tom: Did you hear about the roast this year? Bert: No. Tom: You didn't know they do that every year? Bert: No. Tom: You didn't hear anything at all? Bert: No. Tom: Ok well, this year it was umm.. Bert: Jessica Kirson.
@dman2095
@dman2095 10 ай бұрын
LMAO, I caught that, too😂😂😂
@faithresigns
@faithresigns 10 ай бұрын
Doesn't even read the cawlments bapa.
@reedusurrights2547
@reedusurrights2547 10 ай бұрын
@@faithresignswut??
@tray-key-OS-tuh-me
@tray-key-OS-tuh-me 10 ай бұрын
@@reedusurrights2547 fr
@ProlerSkyphet
@ProlerSkyphet 10 ай бұрын
Burnt Chrysler 😂
@GingerBleghMan
@GingerBleghMan 10 ай бұрын
Tom's face when Bert said he won comedian of the year 😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking crying
@to8860
@to8860 10 ай бұрын
LOL....he's not in the top 40!!!!!!
@macktheturtle5890
@macktheturtle5890 10 ай бұрын
I’m from bend Burt, no bears here but your ass… also please come back hit up zydeco we love you!!!
@Madagon367
@Madagon367 10 ай бұрын
To be fair I don't think anybody really thinks he's a great standup. Just watch his last special. But he 100% did amazing things for comedy and many many comedians these last couple of years. The way he does his promos, the tour and everybody he has on there, the podcast, how he is working his ass off etc. So I guess for everything combined give him his award.
@Berdymadafakas
@Berdymadafakas 10 ай бұрын
​@@macktheturtle5890are you having a stroke bro
@jan.plays.guitar
@jan.plays.guitar 10 ай бұрын
@@Madagon367100% agreed. He’s happy now and won’t be there forever, let him have it and he did do all that stuff.
@jakedummy
@jakedummy 10 ай бұрын
I love how Bert said he’s been talking too much lately especially about himself, and then spent the rest of the episode doing exactly that .
@HotRangus
@HotRangus 10 ай бұрын
Another great episode of "Bert Tries To Tell A Story For A While."
@Hayfever33
@Hayfever33 10 ай бұрын
Tanning to cover up the red bloated skin, a strategy my alcoholic mother used for years
@republicofcasuals
@republicofcasuals 10 ай бұрын
and you used to give her the spray tan, didn't you perv 🤣
@Freddy_v
@Freddy_v 10 ай бұрын
Hahahahahah
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 10 ай бұрын
"It's just sun burn"
@jor5309
@jor5309 10 ай бұрын
Bert bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase “if you can’t tone it, tan it”
@andrewcampbell9mm
@andrewcampbell9mm 10 ай бұрын
Do you think when Bert was banging his wife after the tans he was fantasizing about Louis J Gomez
@BPH55
@BPH55 10 ай бұрын
Redden it.
@squigtonianmayhem4602
@squigtonianmayhem4602 10 ай бұрын
Funny how he says he wore a thong, yet, his whole ass is white! WTF?
@Mark-xb7ro
@Mark-xb7ro 10 ай бұрын
The amount of time he has talked about his shoulders, jacked, popping, defined Tom must filter the repetitive stuff out.
@LocChicago5
@LocChicago5 10 ай бұрын
I wish we could have seen Bert's head going nuts and crying having a nervous breakdown before this episode thinking Tommy was going to replace him with another bear hahahahahaha
@dgkphs
@dgkphs 10 ай бұрын
I'd pay a monthly subscription to YMH if they removed the annoying narcissist
@Js-hu5cm
@Js-hu5cm 8 ай бұрын
Same
@JC_wonderland
@JC_wonderland 10 ай бұрын
Bert is somewhat of a real life Homer Simpson
@deyakson
@deyakson 10 ай бұрын
*"I get turned on by myself."* is a peak Brent Schreiber's comment.
@impossiblegems
@impossiblegems 10 ай бұрын
True narcissist- ever watch American Psycho
@beercavetech
@beercavetech 10 ай бұрын
Id really like it if this podcast gave Burnt a talking time limit
@fleischer236
@fleischer236 10 ай бұрын
Yeah like a chess clock
@WingedSoda
@WingedSoda 10 ай бұрын
Just stop listening?
@beercavetech
@beercavetech 10 ай бұрын
@@WingedSodathere’s always that single Brett fan
@FreddieJ65
@FreddieJ65 10 ай бұрын
I wish the world gave Bart a talking limit. Like a shock collar. Tom needs a "motivational" speaker to remind him he's a ungrateful asshole several times a day.
@lillithremedy
@lillithremedy 10 ай бұрын
It would be fun for 1 episode to have a clock and limit him to 2 mins at a time
@MyBlitz7
@MyBlitz7 10 ай бұрын
21:40 Bert trying to show off his spray tan and all I can focus on is the guy begging him to stop drinking 💀
@ravensclawtemplar
@ravensclawtemplar 10 ай бұрын
Oh you're right I didn't even read the comments at first. I think he will reign his drinking in eventually. He has the money to be able to spend time getting sober. Not that that makes it automatically easy, but a lot of the usual hurdles for getting into rehab are already laid down for him. Hopefully he won't hit rock bottom first. I'm sure he feels untouchable like consequences are never going to happen to him.
@chase_k23
@chase_k23 10 ай бұрын
What Brent here is trying to say is that he's more fit and athletic in his 50's than most star athletes are during their prime.
@paulasemple
@paulasemple 10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Safushiful
@Safushiful 10 ай бұрын
their advice about talking about your feelings even if it's uncomfortable in the intro is so true. did not expect that from this pod of all things.
@higherstandard710
@higherstandard710 10 ай бұрын
Bert and Joe List needs to come on”Taste Buds” since you guys good and hash out that Thai food vs Pizza!! We all want this 😂😂
@Podus81
@Podus81 10 ай бұрын
Hell yeah
@sernastyle
@sernastyle 10 ай бұрын
That would be epic
@minchoazar2732
@minchoazar2732 10 ай бұрын
someone know which podcast/episode does bert mention about Ari Shaffir and his behavior?
@higherstandard710
@higherstandard710 10 ай бұрын
Why did my Bert and Ari podcast comment get deleted!? Bert got roofied by Ari and never shown the podcast. Will this be deleted too. Is so they are tying to make this not happen haha
@Mr_Dopey
@Mr_Dopey 10 ай бұрын
I heard Joe List and Jay Mohr are starting a podcast together.
@JamesMoniyaw
@JamesMoniyaw 10 ай бұрын
Tom out here looking like a guess who card
@SincereDoper
@SincereDoper 10 ай бұрын
It's so nice of Tom to spend so much of his free time with someone in their final years of life. Most people can't take it, due to how depressing it is being around someone who is clearly about to die. Thanks Tom, the world needs more men like you!
@_yooniversal_
@_yooniversal_ 10 ай бұрын
Friends fight but also drunks react irrationally to a simple pizza instead of thai 😂 have a nice week everyone
@salamimamii2912
@salamimamii2912 10 ай бұрын
Not to mention joe doesn’t drink LOL
@JKimPersonal
@JKimPersonal 10 ай бұрын
“Uncomfortable conversations” Odd way of pronouncing “Intervention”
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 10 ай бұрын
Curious to see if he ever connects the dots that his inability to control his emotions from overly excited to sobbing mess is from the alcoholic brain damage.
@PapaJango37
@PapaJango37 10 ай бұрын
The Bert hate is becoming corny lol we know he’s a fat drunk😂what do you expect
@EvoMonsters
@EvoMonsters 10 ай бұрын
LOL you are so right! I was thinking what the convo could have been about but this has to be it. Getting piss drunk more often than before and is affecting their joint businesses.
@Js-hu5cm
@Js-hu5cm 10 ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@coreymcphee5871
@coreymcphee5871 10 ай бұрын
Tom starts out with a funny bit, Bert: let’s just start talking about me right away
@SNIPES936
@SNIPES936 10 ай бұрын
This really makes me appreciate and enjoy even more the episodes of 2 bears when Bert's not there.
@John15293
@John15293 10 ай бұрын
Bret describing the reasons he loses friends like we should feel sorry for him lmao. "I don't see other people" isn't the issue itself, it's knowing this and not feeling the pressure to change for others (therefore prioritising yourself over others). These people who cut ties with Bart are just correct in their judgment that he is a self prioritising narcissist.
@republicofcasuals
@republicofcasuals 10 ай бұрын
ok, now talk about Bert 🤣
@ravensclawtemplar
@ravensclawtemplar 10 ай бұрын
Self awareness never absolved anyone of anything. Do better Brent
@ovechkin0831
@ovechkin0831 10 ай бұрын
So, you always give the food off of your plate to the homeless hungry guy outside before you take a single bite then? What a stupid take 😂😂😂
@reedusurrights2547
@reedusurrights2547 10 ай бұрын
@@ovechkin0831your take the stupid one!, what in the actual F ck does your comment have to do with his at all???
@glenhoddinott3799
@glenhoddinott3799 10 ай бұрын
Everyone should prioritize themself. Nobody else is going to.
@hunterstarkey5089
@hunterstarkey5089 10 ай бұрын
With each passing day, Bert manifests new ways to mask his weight. His most recent venture being spray tan
@diceydie-c
@diceydie-c 10 ай бұрын
That's definitely some Burt logic right there just get a spray tan so you can't see the cellulite don't actually get healthy so it goes away😂😂 Jesus I can't wait to hear what his secret hack is for cirrhosis of the liver😂
@republicofcasuals
@republicofcasuals 10 ай бұрын
I feel that there is a lot of self-reflection in your comment 🤣
@Danteandras123
@Danteandras123 10 ай бұрын
He already has claimed that testosterone injections “cured” his liver.
@murica8
@murica8 10 ай бұрын
I love how amused Tom gets talking to Bert when Bert says silly shit. Tom's face and reaction makes the entire show. So damned great!
@TheRealRonRico317
@TheRealRonRico317 10 ай бұрын
You guys sitting down and talking about your feelings is what's going to make your marriage work. You guys are a beautiful couple. #BeefShoulders 🥩 💪
@steph7960
@steph7960 10 ай бұрын
Until Tom realises, yet again, that Bert has either not learnt anything or just doesn't give enough of a shit.
@seae2030
@seae2030 10 ай бұрын
He should can burnt Chrysler if he won't move to Austin. I doubt they really are best friends
@steph7960
@steph7960 10 ай бұрын
@@seae2030 I think they probably have been, but they re both ego maniacs especially Bert, and starting to become more well known. As, what often occurs when individusls become more famous, that's starting to rear its ugly head in their friendship, as it often does, with these people. They begin to compete with one another.( I.e Bert pretending to mention his crying episode to Tom, when in fact, he really wanted to rub it in that he won" comedian of the year")
@birdeffer89
@birdeffer89 10 ай бұрын
​@@steph7960 what is blud saying💀
@YourGFsFavoriteBF
@YourGFsFavoriteBF 10 ай бұрын
“Joe List and I are friends” Joe List: “Bert’s a drunk and a terrible father, I do not like him”.
@1Deep43VA
@1Deep43VA 10 ай бұрын
Did Joe actually say that?
@YourGFsFavoriteBF
@YourGFsFavoriteBF 10 ай бұрын
@@1Deep43VA probably
@Tut708
@Tut708 10 ай бұрын
@@1Deep43VAi mean he’s not wrong
@1Deep43VA
@1Deep43VA 10 ай бұрын
@@YourGFsFavoriteBF lol so no. Damnit. I wanted him to have publicly said it
@SAHtoshiDude
@SAHtoshiDude 10 ай бұрын
Bert is a great dad, don’t spread bs lies
@surgicalfixer1720
@surgicalfixer1720 10 ай бұрын
That picture is Bert’s swollen liver trying to escape.
@johnkaligandis5941
@johnkaligandis5941 10 ай бұрын
Anyone else notice Tom’s strategy for dealing with ocean currents is the same as talking to Bert? Every time you stop paddling the Bert waves ripping you out to sea. Hes coming at you with a tangential story you gotta duck under and come up the other side and keep swimming. 😂😂😂
@allyourbase888
@allyourbase888 10 ай бұрын
Is Nadav the lifeguard? 😂
@anthonyl1145
@anthonyl1145 10 ай бұрын
Bert did more promo for Matt's special than Matt did lol
@impossiblegems
@impossiblegems 10 ай бұрын
Jealousy is a wild thing
@beetox8278
@beetox8278 10 ай бұрын
Hi Shane.
@cheekywippets9163
@cheekywippets9163 10 ай бұрын
I don’t have the willpower to listen/scrub to find the shaman shoutout. Anyone got a time stamp?
@stantondavid4435
@stantondavid4435 10 ай бұрын
Bert’s sense of reality is wild,thinking he looks amazing?? bro you look insane with a spray tan, u have no muscles and big ass belly that’s about it ….But yea buddy you look amazing as you say
@boneun1t
@boneun1t 10 ай бұрын
@@cheekywippets9163 32:48
@ABN_TNKR
@ABN_TNKR 10 ай бұрын
Maybe some day again soon we will get to enjoy guest Bears. So glad we got an hour of Brent’s spray tan.
@ryanalexander984
@ryanalexander984 10 ай бұрын
Maybe Tom will start doing Tom Talks again. Then we won’t have to listen to his wife or Bert ruin his commentary.
@boojiela
@boojiela 10 ай бұрын
Bert has final reached the look of the cgi thing Tom stabbed on his dance video
@mattcouey2572
@mattcouey2572 10 ай бұрын
Goddamn this the Bert Bert Bert show Tom has said like 4 sentences the last 5 episodes lol
@citruscollins
@citruscollins 10 ай бұрын
I’m finding the only time I laugh at Bert is when I laugh *at* Bert.
@cactusjackhausen8508
@cactusjackhausen8508 10 ай бұрын
I find that the only time I shit my pants is when I shit my pants
@rangleski3695
@rangleski3695 10 ай бұрын
I'm finding the only time I throw up my food, is when I throw up my food.
@DagGror
@DagGror 10 ай бұрын
That swimming story was the most Tom has talked on an episode of 2B1C ever
@TheFireproofWitch
@TheFireproofWitch 10 ай бұрын
The photo of Bert and also him describing his tanned body "I looked BEAUTIFUL" 😂 He honestly has amazing self pump up talk 😂
@mnmsaregood1
@mnmsaregood1 10 ай бұрын
Bert is embarrassed about his shirtless picture but will do literally nothing about it
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce 10 ай бұрын
Hell somehow convince himself that it's the angle of the camera and the position of the sun that caused him to look like that
@bobsterapper
@bobsterapper 10 ай бұрын
But he did a Spray tan 🤷🏼‍♂️
@MassiveScore
@MassiveScore 10 ай бұрын
He thinks getting a spray tan is doing something about it
@Dakotarob2003
@Dakotarob2003 10 ай бұрын
Bro he’s a famous multimillionaire that’s built an empire behind his name and ur a nobody who r u to judge😂
@KZ_MMA_
@KZ_MMA_ 10 ай бұрын
Except for keep drinking
@dicbutkiss865
@dicbutkiss865 10 ай бұрын
Bert w the quick shout out to Matt let’s goooo! Matt rules! Speed of light, WAtch It
@sydneypage2980
@sydneypage2980 10 ай бұрын
I love that this is basically Bert being a 5year old just chatting up Uncle Tom for hours. Tom comes home Bert at the door imma tell you about my whole week. Tom smile and nodding 😂
@napalmdon357
@napalmdon357 10 ай бұрын
At this point. Tom’s just collecting checks lol
@ayylmao2716
@ayylmao2716 10 ай бұрын
A hard watch with Bert as always! 😬
@twistymcslide2
@twistymcslide2 10 ай бұрын
You can literally see Bert's liver in that baseball picture . . . . . . Very cool , he's fine . . . .
@keatonclark3017
@keatonclark3017 10 ай бұрын
The ad break as soon as Bert pulls his ass out is perfect
@nicholashodges460
@nicholashodges460 10 ай бұрын
Bert is a real artist he feels like a man should in these times he loves well and those feelings are undeniable
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 10 ай бұрын
It is funny how everyone thinks that two buddies can't get into it during a night of drinking and still be buddies the next day.
@dylanlooney6573
@dylanlooney6573 10 ай бұрын
Bert being comedian of the year is like Ben Simmons being MvP of the NBA
@republicofcasuals
@republicofcasuals 10 ай бұрын
? Yea, that doesn't make a lick on sense..... you better stick to Lizzo and Sam Smith for your entertainment there buddy 🤣
@MikeH7186
@MikeH7186 10 ай бұрын
Bert just keeps finding ways to avoid losing weight and being healthy. Somehow now spray tanning is the next excuse.
@TheStammzilla
@TheStammzilla 10 ай бұрын
I feel like Bert and Tom just need hugs sometimes.
@joanneweed1683
@joanneweed1683 10 ай бұрын
Very much so!
@kennyprice7441
@kennyprice7441 10 ай бұрын
Nice to hear bert shout out the DAWG Matt
@tsullivan93
@tsullivan93 10 ай бұрын
Brad Pitt and Bradley Cooper already have a podcast, it’s called Two Brads, One Coop
@samarcher7498
@samarcher7498 10 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@kaerynbass8355
@kaerynbass8355 10 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@sarahlowell3763
@sarahlowell3763 10 ай бұрын
This is so good that it needs to become a thing!!!! 👏🏼
@Sutterbombz
@Sutterbombz 10 ай бұрын
Tom: Man I saw this shit over the weekend Bert: SCHREECH Tom: so I was looking at.. Bert: SQUEEEEELLLLLL REEEEEEEEEE I CAN BENCH 450 REEEE FUCKIN VODKAAAA
@Timjacks01
@Timjacks01 10 ай бұрын
As much as I love Bart i need more Tom & Theo in my life!
@jeremykhan887
@jeremykhan887 10 ай бұрын
That photo isn't even close to the worst for him. During that beer thing with Shane Gillis, I paused it at some point and he looked like a burnt out dad with his special needs son.
@JP-tc9mj
@JP-tc9mj 10 ай бұрын
He was so red and bloated in that beer olympics, I was shocked.
@republicofcasuals
@republicofcasuals 10 ай бұрын
Go look in the mirror... "What The Hell Is Even That!"
@zeroa69
@zeroa69 10 ай бұрын
Him and shane at the downs parade!
@Frost00586
@Frost00586 10 ай бұрын
This episode.....I feel like I watched this before. I could've sworn I heard you guys talked about surfing and renting the Waco wave pool before.
@404Tony
@404Tony 10 ай бұрын
You’re right I believe they have talked about going surfing at Kelly slaters wave pool
@nathancaliff3796
@nathancaliff3796 10 ай бұрын
There is no doubt about it. I came to the comments just to see if someone else caught that.
@jennwarmerdam1581
@jennwarmerdam1581 10 ай бұрын
The very best conversation in any podcast ever from y'all bc people in our age group need to start having the hard conversations
@LHuson88
@LHuson88 10 ай бұрын
This podcast, this friendship, and specifically this episode of 2 bears…. PERFECTION. I laughed SO hard and so much. I absolutely LOVE you guys. The world is brighter in ways you don’t even know because of you both. You 2 make my soul smile and that’s an amazing feeling in this dumpster diarrhea world 😂😂😂😂 never stop what you do 🩵🩵🩵
@5thjonasbrother219
@5thjonasbrother219 10 ай бұрын
i don't think Bert gets why you have the talks. precious gems
@zeroa69
@zeroa69 10 ай бұрын
I figured it was really them shitting on bobby again since he purposefully doesnt answer the phone/text
@murderburger1811
@murderburger1811 10 ай бұрын
He's R worded
@smolpretty4497
@smolpretty4497 10 ай бұрын
"Joe List and I are friends" That goes against everything you've ever said about him on podcasts over the last decade
@TheOfficialShytster
@TheOfficialShytster 10 ай бұрын
It’s crazy how much I needed that conversation clip, I felt like they were reading my mind
@Laffhole
@Laffhole 10 ай бұрын
bert's explanation of his wife "dating" him again: she has cocktails an got a one time spray tan...
@oiyoustfuplz
@oiyoustfuplz 10 ай бұрын
Burt sure does talk a lot more than Tom
@Trashtrashtrashhh
@Trashtrashtrashhh 10 ай бұрын
Buckle up 😂
@5thjonasbrother219
@5thjonasbrother219 10 ай бұрын
sounds like when a buddy does blow and just goes on rants.
@legalcake6125
@legalcake6125 10 ай бұрын
thats cuz hes comedian of the year
@jaydiaz8666
@jaydiaz8666 10 ай бұрын
he wont ever shut up.
@user-gv7eb8tv5o
@user-gv7eb8tv5o 10 ай бұрын
Barts narcissist has grown taken away from his funny
@jerowm5568
@jerowm5568 10 ай бұрын
..damn him talking about that pitch pic hit me when I saw the look on his face & took a huge drink.. I hope this motivates him to make a change and really take getting in shape seriously.. the country need this national treasure around till this recessions over 😂
@DocMalk
@DocMalk 10 ай бұрын
Can I be thr 3rd person in the podcast, so I can keep Bert on topic! SO MANY times he talks about something and I want to know the end and he never goes back to finish. 😂
@dylanb1522
@dylanb1522 10 ай бұрын
I’ve watched nearly 200 episodes of 2B1C and just realized that Bear Tom tickles Bear Burnt’s tummy in the intro graphic. Love it.
@tjbailey6896
@tjbailey6896 10 ай бұрын
The beginning of the this episode is the reason I listen to podcasts so I stay out of my head
@joshuaevans8316
@joshuaevans8316 10 ай бұрын
ditto
@Camilaramos171
@Camilaramos171 10 ай бұрын
This whole podcast is Bert meeting/getting to know Tom for the first time because he is so far up his own ass he doesn’t see the world around him at all
@kevingallagher3
@kevingallagher3 10 ай бұрын
Bert is so modest. A true shining becon of a Man.
@dannyganelin9777
@dannyganelin9777 10 ай бұрын
More like shining bacon of a Man
@Denbot_is_here
@Denbot_is_here 10 ай бұрын
Tom mimicking the kids getting wave pummeled had me laughing out loud...
@hernandezclem41
@hernandezclem41 10 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. Stuck in traffic in socal and this episode came in clutch! 👌🏻
@portal432
@portal432 10 ай бұрын
I’m on a farm in Minnesota at the same time and I agree
@jeffrycastro3850
@jeffrycastro3850 10 ай бұрын
Toms reaction to Bert’s tan line!! “ Oh really great, thank you..” also can someone find me the video of Bert’s speech when he cries
@goldenlugia6631
@goldenlugia6631 10 ай бұрын
Getting a cameo tbunz laugh in the intro clips was amazing. Great work jeans!
@tyler4418
@tyler4418 10 ай бұрын
A 2Bears episode with Brad Pitt as the guest Bear would be the best 😂
@allyourbase888
@allyourbase888 10 ай бұрын
It will be better without Burnt. 😂
@gen3kali877
@gen3kali877 10 ай бұрын
How could we tell the difference between Brad Pitt and Bard Fletcher?
@allyourbase888
@allyourbase888 10 ай бұрын
@@gen3kali877 If you look closely, Brad sometimes, very, very rarely forgets to wear coverup on his right inside bicep tattoo. That is the only proven method to determine one from the other.
@shagam00
@shagam00 10 ай бұрын
Bert in full Portnoy tan & chain is wild.
@chrisstolinski2246
@chrisstolinski2246 10 ай бұрын
Loving this episode with Burnt and Junior Soprano! 😂
@TheRealRonRico317
@TheRealRonRico317 10 ай бұрын
Junior Soprano...😂😂😂😂
@CalvinEast
@CalvinEast 9 ай бұрын
Bert is such a great guy man. Always means well, wants to have a great time and is so enthusiastic about it. Him and ric flair would be great 😂
@xXxlolxXx9
@xXxlolxXx9 10 ай бұрын
I wish I was as delusional as Bart
@republicofcasuals
@republicofcasuals 10 ай бұрын
Instead, you cry yourself to sleep thinking about spilt milk 🤣
@M1NCH_
@M1NCH_ 10 ай бұрын
as a german i makes me so proud to hear Bernd say "10 meter dive"
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 10 ай бұрын
Friends can be drunk and say wild crazy a** shit 😂 -Bert 2k23😂
@breezybee8469
@breezybee8469 5 ай бұрын
When Bert is talking about Rob he’s referring to the dvds Drive Thru and that group all went to Hawaii and New Zealand and just surfed and goofed around 😜
@tobiasdangershaft3036
@tobiasdangershaft3036 10 ай бұрын
Bart comedian of the year?😂😂😂 I guess comedy fans didnt vote
@casr8426
@casr8426 10 ай бұрын
I actually needed to hear what Bert said! LOL Conversations in close relationships are so uncomfortable but SOooo needed and not a bad thing!!
@sernastyle
@sernastyle 10 ай бұрын
36:31 to skip past Bert’s rambling and hear Tom talk
@allyourbase888
@allyourbase888 10 ай бұрын
You, Sir, are an Internet Hero. 🏆
@jonw8697
@jonw8697 10 ай бұрын
Joe List's new special is fkn hilarious
@adamhaney2196
@adamhaney2196 10 ай бұрын
When Tom initially brings up the State of the Industry, you can see the him realize he gets to drop it on Bert and catch his first reaction live. That joy is something we all strive to feel
@cayciyoung5802
@cayciyoung5802 10 ай бұрын
His stomach is hilarious! 😂 This is the man who says he is in great shape.
@29A
@29A 10 ай бұрын
Thanks Bert for rep'ing our local Wichita Wind Surge
@lacefacethegreat
@lacefacethegreat 10 ай бұрын
"Tan fat looks better than white fat!" My former boss told me that when I was 20 and it always stuck with me. 😂
@republicofcasuals
@republicofcasuals 10 ай бұрын
Maybe stop letting your boss watch you when your changing 🤣
@EricMrRareAir
@EricMrRareAir 10 ай бұрын
22:00 😂😂😂😂 “Thank You” 😂😂😂😂
@Just_Danna
@Just_Danna 10 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣 I so enjoyed this! Thanks
@AmericanArgonaut
@AmericanArgonaut 10 ай бұрын
Scary to truly think about how many more Berts there are in this world.
@allyourbase888
@allyourbase888 10 ай бұрын
..And they have control over anything more complex than a shoelace.😱
@realgoose
@realgoose 10 ай бұрын
Saw Brett at DGLO this last weekend. He is a real disc golf fan.
@republicofcasuals
@republicofcasuals 10 ай бұрын
That was AWESOME guys! 😁👍
@GrandTreeChunker
@GrandTreeChunker 10 ай бұрын
21:28 - Bert out here looking like DJ Khalid
@yoBigWave
@yoBigWave 10 ай бұрын
That's great Bert. Now if we can get him to learn from the advice, that would be great
@agraves13
@agraves13 10 ай бұрын
Tom got to talk so much this episode 😂
@billypatterson4983
@billypatterson4983 10 ай бұрын
Can you imagine being on a beach and who comes out of the water to warn you about the riptide? Tom “The Ocean Whisperer” Segura
@emilydau3656
@emilydau3656 6 ай бұрын
Bert talking about how hot his wife is after getting a tan is making me want to get a tan to impress my boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣
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