The way he says RAGNAROK with his whole chest AND body is what sends it.

Kratos creating Ragnarok in response to peace is the most kratos thing

You can even see the speckles.

“War is not the only way” -Kratos the god of war

I feel like everyone is forgetting Odin wasn't offering peace. He was offering peace* He would have still had an eye on Kratos and if he ever got s good chance he would have gone to silence him. Look at his genocide of the giants all because of prophecy, the conditions the dwarves were forced into, whatever he couldn't control he got rid of. It's stated in the game that if Mimir hadn't convinced Odin the Dwarves could be useful they'd have been genocided too

He was a prick

As a character, I love Heimdall but yeah his death is so satisfying

I swear it was so satisfying struggling that man

Honestly Heimdall went out a legend. Dude said "fuck mercy" when given a chance and as he was being choked out he read Kratos mind and called him a monster cause he knew it would mentally fuck him up.

@@HauntedAnkh Except it didn't an he's still dead

“I spit on your face if I could see everytime you speak you prove that you're a mistake” That's the best line!

Both are great lins

Odin you killed one of his best bud who's not completely whole as his brother wasn't able to recover all his soul. Meaning he can't be brought back so why do you think he decide to started Ragnarok.

​@@KingOfYamimakaiWell that was before I think but even still Odin has it coming

@@carlosperalta4351Nope. Odin killed Brok when he disguise himself as Tyr which was after he try to make peace with Kratos.

That and them mentioning the Blade of Olympus.

Yeah 😂 especially after Kratos asks him where is Mimir? Helios: "Really after all this time this is what you have to say to me? No hello?

​@@abdulazimnaushadHello, Helios. Now where's Mimir?

I was hoping to see mention of this and i was not disappointed

@@ChaplainPhantasmI don’t know. Why don’t we go look for him

"Every time you speak you prove you're a mistake" had me dying

​@@geniusdesires "I'd spit on you if I could see you"

“I’d spit on your face if I could see” got me wheezing

Not gonna lie when Heimdall was dodging those punches from Thrud, that was pretty clean.

@@geniusdesires FOR REAL

he did that with heracules as well last video me thinks he's fibbing and after he died he was able to see he just didn't want to.

@@Nightout88 he didn’t see it he just knew that Hercules was gonna try some shit

Sigrun❤❤❤

She the only one in that room who's humble af, like she knows what's good

Thousandth like

Hehe yep. My favorite part of the DLC. Cause its in the Main game too!

​@@2495781 scuse me wtf?

what main game are we talking about??

God of War Ragnorak* Valhalla ​@@delsinrowe1318

@@delsinrowe1318NG+ you obtain it after beating the prolog

facts

And Helios complaining about getting his head ripped off and being used as a flashlight and questioning who the hell is Mimir? 💀💀💀 it’s literally in the Valhalla DLC 💀

i mean he wasn’t lying when he said that no matter how many gods kratos would kill more would stand up against him

@@kbyaghi ik but it's still funny as hell

@@cameronsuire8171 ik i was just agreeing with you my bad if it didn’t seem like it

😂😂

I think the idea of him killing all normal real world inspired gods and moving to other games, fucking kratos the doom slayer XD

@@AgentGumle1a scam or a bot

I'll clear this while room with a single enchantment.

Hahahhaa

Yeah, he just appears so he can be of use.

Blade of Olympus as well

Not to mention the whole thing about kratos carrying Helio's head around. Funny that Kratos never mentioned that but had to do the same with mimir. And I wasnt even reminded of it till the valhalla dlc.

Or dared to reject peace from the man who soloe'd an entire, more powerful Pantheon

Poseidon would still see or sense Heimdall's flipping off. In a previous video, Poseidon told Hercules to lower his hand when he tried to raise it, even though he is blind.

@@angelb.823 Well, he did say he was the strongest god; probably knew Herc would say something about that and preempted him.

Its cause hes a pussy

@@Aaronrose575 i was about to say otherwise then i remebered the norse killed half the pantheon aka the vanir in god of war so yeah they were weaker by the time kratos got there.

Don’t feel so important now do you

@@ekyue7274Everyone: SHUT THE %#€* UP

@@ekyue7274SHUT THE F UP *said everyone calmly*

@@ekyue7274 Everyone: Shut the f*ck up!

@@ekyue7274shut the fuck up! I’d spit on your face if I could see. Every time you speak you prove that you’re a mistake.

Greek gods: oh no, there are two of them now!

Ares: let's see how long this one lasts

@@V_the_he Poseidon: DON'T GET ANY FUCKING IDEAS ARES!

@@tykamen5588 Poseidon: YOU ALREADY MADE HIM KILL ONE

Athena: Unbelievable. Un-fucking-believable.

And the Blade of Olympus

Wait what

@@tonisadiraj9978 i think he mean since kratos had a daughter and now he has a son which ares was dead before atreus was born.

@@genyatusamaki1219 sorry my english not so good i thought there was aa 3d

As in there are now two things out there killing gods

lmao that be the funny shit ever, all the greek god find out Kratos got a son

More like "thank God his a dad now" or that "giant really Tame his ass good"

@@stalinsoulz7872 no both were true in the original games the gods just didn’t murder or trick him to murder his family cause they would definitely meet the god he once was

Kratos: Thank who? 👹

@@stalinsoulz7872 i dont remember if this is canon or not but i heard kratos would go into the woods for weeks on end for 10 years fighting trolls and shit to temper his rage

@@stalinsoulz7872 he was a dad before.

Lmao creased Hermes J 😂😂 rendered them useless

hecking disintegrated the limited edition greek kicks

Meh, his Js were fake anyway.

Blades of chaos not exile

Zeus petty af

Oh shit I forgot to put a spoiler warning I’m sorry.🤦‍♂️

What the actual fu- HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

Basically sold as slaves for his expense and not given the trial of going through the underworld, Got it

I mean... you can edit the comment to add the spoiler warning.

It’s after you do the side quest the eyes of Odin

Next God of War in Egypt: Odin to the Egyptian Gods: “What happened to the Draupnir Spear?” Egyptian Gods: “Draupnir Spear? More like that spear got Dropped.” Norse Gods: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

Norse Gods: What about the Leviathan Axe? Is it still freezing? Egyptian Gods: The Levia-what now? You mean the stick that melted under the scorching heat of the desert? Faye and the Norse Gods: *Screams of unimaginable breakdown*

@@PBV9407 There’s no possible way Kratos is losing Draupnir. The last gift from Brok, a man he called FRIEND.

@@sirsmiteful6285 maybe not "lose" but part of Brok's blessing is "and may it be put down when it's job is done" and to be fair, it's job is indeed done

@@JohnMasterCheif It’s job is to keep peace, and Kratos still has work to do.

I slid out my seat on that one. XDD

this one hits different bro

the ultimate disrespect

Poseidon simply doesn't care. He'll roast anyone and anything.😂

RIGHT LMFAOOO

You can really hear Odin's VA say that line. We need someone to show him this video

Poseidon just be roasting everyone like he's making a holiday dinner!!!

@@infinitecontent8001 Lol

I was about to comment this! That line was delivered so good! Just like Odin, damn!

What does Hermes And Heimdall had in common? They both cocky, they both hard to hit and both their deaths were extremely satisfying

And so is the Blade of Olympus.

Ares : harder all-father Odin : what Ares : what

@@Ace_03 Zeus: the heck?

@@rishin7852 nah Zeus out of all people is into that shit

@@Ace_03 huh???!!

@@Ace_03 all-daddy* (OK, I'll see myself out)

Don’t you beat his ass from his perspective? That’s fucked up

That beat down was just plain racist

The most disrespected was Helios, because he ripped his head off to use him as a flashlight. Then they just gave him a normal light later.

He got honourable death by Spartan standards. You know, he could have got even worse - Spartans were not opposed to "having an involuntary intercourse" to shame their opponents...

@@Juggtacula poseidone was more disrespected cause 1 he got his eyes fcked up 2 he got his neck cracked 3 he got a pov beating on his ass 4 he was crawling away and was on his knees literally 5 he fought kratos unfairly cause basically kratos had Gaia fendig off the weird ass giant scorpion tentacle hybrid monster And for the last he was disrespected just beIng the first fcking boss in GO3 like you could argue the Big 3 of olympus should've at least had mini bosses before you fight them but nah poseidone was the mini boss

It’s funny cause it’s his fault, and everyone after his neck! Literally! 💀

Bro I couldn't watch the full video cuz that part had me dead💀

Poseidon smiling in the background 🤣

Who can really blame him? Odin's schemes might not always work out, but he'd never be so stupid to think tricking his best enforcer into murdering his family was a good idea!

The fuckin' look on Poseidon's face 🤣 That shit eating grin temporarily restored my faith in humanity

Oof was that racist to you?

@@tkurz3071 They literally look the same because they’re all played by the same guy.

@@michaelbarney4060 I know, just continuing the running joke...

Odin fearing for his afterlife thinking that he will cease to exist when he dies only to cause that very thing to happen because he was a paranoid ahole

Turns out all you need to see what the afterlife is die

LITERALLY!

Even funnier, the Blade of Olympus got back

It felt deservingly mean

"AND MODI WAA--Oh my god!" Was even better 😂

Thank who?

I replay Ragnarok just so I can kill Heimdall.

idk@@Commielover69 who is god?

It even sounds like odin

Am i the only one who saw a typo "zues"

@@AnotherSupremacyGuy nah i saw it too, i knew what he meant with it and that’s what matters.

What that guy with bandage played as?

Yeah, I'm stealing that line this lol.

"I'd spit on yo face if I could see"😂

for hacksiver 😎

Kratos: how much for these lightly used magical shoes? Sindri: *looking at Hermes bloodstained shoes* In what possible way are these lightly used!? I-is that blood all over them? WHY ARE THEY CACKED IN YOUR BLOOD!?!?! Kratos: it's not my blood

@@chriswihulu Hermes as a ghost: THATS MY JAYS

@@NightWing101 Sindri: Did you hear something just now? Kratos: I heard nothing - except you, not taking a good deal right in front of you. Sindri: ...fine, I can have Brok melt them down, here, have some Hacksilver.

@@chriswihulu Brok: melt then down! Shit I'll be wearing them! Hand them over

Sindri actually asks him about what happened to all the high level gear he and Brok crafted in GOW 2018 and Kratos' response was "I used it."

@@alfatazer_8991 to be fair I doubt the greek gears get destroyed that easily it was downright used to throw hands in war 😂 He definitely sold them J's

@@gomgom9060 kratos gets ripped of them in the end of GoW 3 when fighting zeus

It also sounds like about how much them cheap ass dwarves would buy them for.

@@gomgom9060 Mimir asks Kratos if he can use the magic he had from his homeworld and Kratos said that no but he tried to

I definitely snorted myself

As I read this, he said it😭

So disgusting... who says belly laugh, that just sounds unattractive... and so does snorting

@@malachi3369 It’s words on a screen bro relax.

@@malachi3369 says the unattractive dude:

Wait. Odin died by magic. And Thor died by Odin for not doing the job he was assigned to do

Valkyries valid, dudes.

I half expected Poseidon to just go 'well i still can't see, but it sounded like Kratos was getting his asskicked, so she cool'.

Most definitely

mike tyson kratos lol

@@Echo_1773 pretty much lol Hercules and Zeus witnessed that first hand lol

Both are quite terrifying either way.

it is stated that old Kratos is stronger tho. Funniest shit about this, is that both pantheons brought it on themselves.

Kratos is 2x as powerful as when he was in the Greek pantheon

I’m going for Odin choking Ares. Made for a hilarious cold open

how everyone's collectively hates Heimdall got me so good tho LMAOOO

Poseidon getting unblind from seeing Sigrun fuck up Kratos tho💀

Oh and don't forget about Icarus, i hope hes okay

It's Helios for me. Dude got the disrespect 3 times over. 1. Head used as a flashlight 2. Replaced by Mimir. 3. Job taken by Kratos Son and Mimir again.

Bruh, odin wrongdoings story is ALL OVER THE FIRST GAME and suddenly the game treat odin as chill old man is just something I cant understand

@@3takoyakisthat’s sort of the point,odin is known to be a terrible person but he’s good at convincing people to trust him regardless

@@3takoyakis Typical manipulator trick, When you are so convinced someone is a certain way and see them act completely different, you start questioning if what you heard was real.

No, he started the preamble to Ragnarok, was offered peace by an untrustworthy sonofabitch, then ended the intermission.

Yeah, I don’t know what Odin’s line of thinking was there. “Ok, this is a demigod that went down a path of destroying his entire homeland because the Olympians messed with his family (kidnapping and torturing his brother and eventually killing him, turning his mother into a monster, forcing him to kill her, and manipulated events so he killed his wife and daughter amidst a rampage), and he only went after Baldur, Magni, and Modi after they attacked him and his son while they wanted to spread his second wife’s ashes. So if I go after him and his son after he has shown they want to be left alone, threatening to kidnap Atreus to raise as my pawn, clearly I’ll win because I’m the Allfather.” Then again, Odin in the game is portrayed as a narcissistic, emotionally abusive asshole that has an opinion of himself that makes Narcissus one of the most humble people in the Mediterranean, so I can see why he would think his plan would work because he thought of it.

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Kratos held back a LOT when it came to the god kills in the newer games fr

That's Modi, not Magni. Which is better, cause dude was super terrified of Kratos' rage and had no idea how easy he got to just be punched into a pillar by him.

Thanks but I dont need it you can pick someone else but thanks

@@tipsofthetavern4244 If you're replying to *@CovergGoBlue13,* that thing's probably a bot, not a guy. So don't bother, just report it for spam and move on with your life. 👍

Sameeeee XD

Ayo what? How???

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It's a relic you get from doing a quest I think

That and he's actually banging sigrun

@@Kuraihoshi_Tomi Mimir gives some amazing head.

Wrong side. Odin's eyepatch is on the wrong side too. I suspect he inverted those shots to get a better shot/reverse shot flow.

@@rottensquidthings are reversed on camersla

@@keithcraig4263 Yeah, I figured. When people are speaking to each other in separate shots, you gotta make sure they're facing one other. It's way more important than which side their eyepatch is on. Especially when they're all played by the same guy. If dude hadn't locked that down, his videos would be too confusing to be funny.

it would've been funnier if helios was just his head

I like how he spelt Zeus like “Zues”

At least he can feel everything from the neck up.

Also can eat and drink.

@@phant0m291 he could eat and drink before??

@@E-Burg-Official Yeah, Baldur couldn’t feel pain but the biggest downside was that he literally couldn’t feel anything at all. Sex, food, water, even the cold wind on his back, he was literally numb to it all and it drove him mad.

@@E-Burg-Official That’s what happens in the story.

They're valid tho. Like listen if you have gold teeth, you ain't it. You're just all talk and no fight. Honestly, Heimdall should be grateful he got it off easy.... unlike Poseidon.

Imagine being so much of a dick that people like son-killer Odin better than you.

He was so annoying I hoped there was another phase so I could beat his ass again

@@squashmallow2006 i WAS wondering if he had gold teeth or if he just drank a lot of coffee lmao

@@bbittercoffee tbf, one of his title is ''the one with the golden teeth"

The Aesir got lucky god of war 3 kratos would have perform mortal Kombat fatalities on all of them

Blame Zeus for destroying them and Athena took the Blades of Olympus

The Aesir reaction was like my mom reacting to me banging Aphrodite in GoW 3. 😆 She didn't care about the goreporn of the og GoW, but if titties popped up she absolutely lost it! Lmao.

Well technically Zeus broke ALL of the weapons in GOW3 in the last battle, so the blame’s on him.

@@blackirontarkus2672 Oh, you’re right. And the only thing left from Greece were the Blades Of Chaos, which return to Kratos even when he tried to get rid of them…presumably Athena’s doing.

He doesn't. It's only in Valhalla. It's a projection of his mind.

​@@ysgramornorris2452no you can use it in new game + Maybe it is a gift from Valhalla because Valhalla allowed him to do all the upgrades and other things it is possible to give him the sword

@@ysgramornorris2452 actually no he full on has it now, cuse here is the thing Tyr actually lost his arm to garm and the way he got it back is through his trials in vallhalla, he stay'd in valhalla for so long after he conquered himself and his issues that his arm just stay'd with him permanantly. So yeah kratos does have the blade of olympus although its less powerful due to it being manifested from valhalla and not ya know god souls and all that.

Temporary

Not surprised. The Valkyries were built different. I still can't hear "Valhalla" without anticipating multiple divebombs and curb stomps.

Either that or the Dominant stomps

573 like no comments lemme fix that

@@zc5809 thanks bud

Athena: Yeah... About that...

Damn, he shoulda put that part in here somewhere. Ares still fuckin up AFTER death...

Athena: See, what had happened was.....

Kratos: I tried several times to get rid of them, but they always come back.

Odin to Ares: You bastard you Doom us all!!!

If he got $1M and free reign, we'd get some next level content for the masses!!!

I cant wait until Egypt makes an appearance

@@orangutank626 Egypt, Japan, Mesoamerica. Heck, I hope Christianity makes an appearance, or at least as a united pantheon of all Abrahamic religions(Christianity, Islam, and Judaism)

@@DEFC0NZER0 They're... they're the same religion. They'll have like 2 slightly different prophets, and still have the main big bad. Plus, it will piss people the fuck off, so it's just a bad business decision.

@@DEFC0NZER0. They're not doing any religion that is still actively worshipped to prevent outrage and stuff... Only dead religion's but that could change I guess.

And Heimdall

​@@abdulazimnaushadand zeus

Correction: disrespect

@@SinnermanZeke no, they right. He gets none.

I’m sad he didn’t get the poseidon treatment to be real

all simultaneously saying "shut the fuck up"

@@SinnermanZeke that’s the joke

I still hate the fact that he was killed to this day.

And Kratos didn't even mention that he felt sorry for what he did to him...he had 2 games but he didnt

All of the GOW jokes slayed me but the elden ring joke of basically “bitches I’ve been the new god for 6 months where you been?” Made me un-ironically say “and then kratos entered new game plus.” Aloud to myself. This is internet so you can’t catch my tone of voice, he kills the chosen tarnished instead of the normal last boss. And although the tarnished may stand no chance (namely because the great runes have no canonical power to them) I think the blood borne hunters would give biceptimus a good fight, those guys be built to hunt monsters after all.

My opinion on phaesti was was kinda brutal but also in tone with the game, a simple “awwwww, you shouldn’t stand in my way.”

Kratos tried to save Pandora remember that

Heimdall deserves that for being such a bitch the whole time

cuz he a bitch!

You mean Hephaestus? Heimdall was barely mentioned.

@Romanolse1 ya scam bot?

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817 nah bro, the one with the bandage is Heimdall

The Elden Ring joke would've aged very poorly if GOWR won GOTY. But the fact it did win GOTY this year makes it even funnier.

It was 100% warranted

Congralutation on your 1k like

And is also, actually... Alive.

@@MetalGearCheese14 and y’know, actually pretty chill and not furiously vengeful

And, y’know, not actually a villain.

@@FoFo_1300no she was not You can see her with the shield maidens after ragnarok And you can even do some side missions related to how she became a valkery in the first place and then visit her again at the same location where you left her at the end of the story

​@FoFo_1300 no she didn't

Also, wasnt Sigrun brought back by Freya for Ragnarok? I remember her, Eir and a bunch of the other valkyries that we fought in GoW 2019 that made it back as allies after we lifted their curse or whatever.

@@sirporthos3957 Yes she was helping us in the final mission

Sigrun is just there, enjoying the show, loving every Aesir outburst, especially Odin's

Gra took her place after along with berserkers

Does this mean that Gna will be joining her later? 😂

it is

Too funny

What do you mean looking? He's blind

It’s hilarious 😂

@@dantesparda4610 that also cured his blindness for a moment, just he didn't spoke about

Euryale: I will back you up on that.

Worst part for the others is that Kratos doesn't even uses Mimir's head, just carries it

@@Aaronrose575 in GoW Ragnarok... He actually does... (Spoiler alert) if after you complete the game you make the Huldra Project #9 (from Lunda), you can use Mimir as a Bifrost weapon

@@MysterixInfinity right, I forgot about that, but we can both agree it wasn't nearly as disrespectful as Helio's or Medusa's

@@Aaronrose575 fair enough

it's always weird to think about when an entire series of games, movies, or just a show could never have happened if someone just said 'nah, man.' or moved even a foot to the right. the ENTIRE God of War series would never have happened if Ares just ignored Kratos.

@@pileoweirdness exactly,the single decision Ares made to make Kratos kill his family in Greece was the cause of the entire GOW franchise.it’s just so unfathomable to imagine that.

​@@Kingkonga200 Ares better prepare for a lot of strangles then..

@@Kingkonga200 "YOU HELPED THIS GUY AND HE KILLED TWO ENTIRE MYTHOLOGIES."

@@blackswordsma Exactly how you said it,man!

totally in character for him. Especially with the state of mind he was in after atreus de-souled him

Especially since he totally knew kratos lore and who's responsible for everything

if you're basically getting choked tf out by an angry dude, and he's forced to let go, just stay on the floor. your chances of survival will go from 10% to 25%

Odin pick up Mjolnir with one hand Imagine what that will do to Ares if they are alive

well yeah, he fuckin' better lmao

Odin literally created all of creation with his brothers. I think we can say safely that those hands can do work.

@@ee-jm2tt Work? Those hands do hard labor with no breaks or vacations.

fr he has so much control over water and he would just spit

To be fair, Heimdall's a jackass and definitely deserved that. I mean it's no wonder why kratos killed him so violently, and why all the other gods treated him like crap.

Yes he did

Gods: A lose is a lose

Gorr the God Butcher: hey can I join?

Demi-Fiend: "...yo is this the god-killer club?"

@@JeSsE10mCcOy11 he needs to do meeting for god killers

Doom Slayer: ...