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Mom: *Went through a terrifying, painful labor, alone, on a boat, in the middle of the night with no assistance.* Dad: “How did this happen to me?”

Considering how that dude sleeps I hope the baby is never left alone with him.

How traumatic for the mom to be alone so long and think you are dying…. I hope she got therapy. Also glad the baby didn’t come as she was stepping over the water off the boat (and came just a few moments later). Best wishes to all!

That must have been extremely terrifying for her. I mean, your body wants to push and your like “hell no, this organ needs to stay inside me!” Talk about the amount of effort she must have been putting into not letting whatever it was come out!!

I'm laughing so much at the dad saying 'how could this happen to me' while the poor mother spent 3 hours screaming in agony while slept peacefully 😂😂

I don't understand how a man can enter into a long term relationship with a woman who already has kids and and say that he isn't ready for children 😂 you already paid for the combo meal, sir

I wouldn’t not only want to go on a boat trip with this guy I wouldn’t want go through LIFE with this guy!!

As an antepartum nurse, I have seen patients go into labor, screaming... you name it and the dads are on the couch asleep like its nothing.

"It's not mine!" -EMT Runs away with baby-

I love that him "taking every precaution" to not have a baby is asking her if she got her period that month

4:57 I know I'm very late, but I wanted to mention something from my studies on tiger pregnancy! (Don't ask.) A lot of animals usually give birth at night. It's thought this helps them to avoid predators, and most fully clean up (cleaning the newborn, eating placenta, etc) by morning so there isn't even a scent to track. So I bet that's why melatonin helps to induce labor!

She'd had TWO children previously & she had NO idea she was pregnant & in labor ?!?!? That seems crazy

Man, if you're "100% unprepared to be a father", reconsider dating the woman with two daughters.

The mom: "its not mine" The ambulance lady: "finders keepers then" *proceeds to runs away with the baby*

She was laboring to bring forth two babes - Matt and the baby.

"How could this happen to ME?" Dude, every woman on the planet just gave you the finger 🙄

I read a book that was a compilation of ER doc stories. One was about a teenage girl with abdominal pain. They'd ruled out everything but the uterus so the doctor recommended a pelvic exam. She refused at first, saying no one had ever touched her down there. But finally, she agreed. The very minute he started to do the exam, a baby came out. Her mother said, "That didn't come from her." He said, "Well, it didn't come from me."

I can't get over him being in a serious relationship with a mother of 2 and saying he isn't ready to be a father. Most people like that wouldn't date a parent lol.

She had TWO CHILDREN already! How could it not occur to her that she was delivering her third child? OK, she was panicked, but that's still wild. Sweet to see how the family regrouped and I love the little one's name.

My favorite part of these, is when the mother says "What are you talking about? I didn't have a baby." while the EMT/Doctor/Whoever is HOLDING the newborn like "Okay. Then what's this?"

Woman: screaming in pain for hours on the back of a boat, thinking she’s dying, thinking about her kids being notified of her death Man: *sleeping* how did this happen to me?!

He said he'd taken every precaution. What? No, she was on the pill. That is not him taking every precaution!

After my first son was born, he was placed on me. I just stared at him and poked him gently. He was so warm! I was actually stunned that he just came out of me. This wasn’t my baby. He was so alien to me. It took me about an hour to snap out of it. Once I was back in my room and not shaking anymore, they brought him to me. Then I was scared. They forced me to leave the hospital 24 hours later, at 11:00 pm. I begged to let me just stay until morning and they refused. They refused to show me how to nurse him too, even after I told them I didn’t know how and could they bring in someone to help me. I tried to watch a video and learn once I got home, but it didn’t work. The only advice they gave me, over the phone was to not give him a bottle. Well, DUH! I felt so guilty and helpless! My wonderful husband helped me with this. I eventually had to bottle feed him, but he helped me with the guilt of this. I got to nurse my next two, and the hospital experience was entirely different. The nurses make all the difference in your experience.

Twice (2 diff pregnancies) my cervix started softening and dilating around 16 weeks. Incompetent cervix. They gave me cervical sutures(Circlauge) I stayed in labor 4 months with contractions every 5 min. each time. If I walked I felt the head and wobbled like a penguin. Was on strict bedrest. Both of my sons are now in their 30's. Miracles!!

"I didn't want kids right now." Sir, you are with a woman who has kids right now.😂 Edit: I know it's not exactly the same, but as a step parent, those are also my kids from day one.

I’m always flabbergasted when women who are already mothers don’t recognize labor pains, regardless if they know they’re pregnant or not.

I have two kids. It always blows my mind how someone came to full term and didn’t feel the baby inside during the whole time. I didn’t realize I was pregnant with my second one, but the baby’s movement at 2 months was what tipped me off.

I love the progression of expressions on MDJ’s face as the EMT wraps up the baby and then takes it to the ambulance. Like, first approval that she’s keeping baby warm, heading towards mom. Then slight confusion when she goes past mom. Then shock and bemused outrage as the EMT just goes running for the ambulance. Chef’s kiss

“WHAT IF THERE WERE PIRATES???” Quite possibly my absolutely favorite Mama Doctor Jones quote

“It was obscene” …. The best description of birth that nobody had the balls to say, until now. Why can’t I stop laughing

“All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt but I got a baby girl”. I laughed so hard 😂

I feel like the EMT is like 'Uhhhh wtf it's not your baby, crazy boat lady' Same EMT: RUN WITH THE CORD

That man just said "All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt." And he was not even joking.

I sure hope his sleep patterns changed after this baby was born!!!! Mercy! There’s no way I would trust my partner that slept that heavy to take care of our child.

First, let me say how MUCH I enjoyed this! Truly. I know I’m going to get some heat for this, but delivering a baby outside of the hospital setting is not only safe *under the right circumstances*, but pretttyyyy secondary by the time you’ve given birth … on a boat. Unattended. At the edge of the water. JS. Great commentary, @Mama Doctor Jones!! 🙌

I am currently 30 weeks pregnant and have no idea how you could possibly not realize you have a baby growing inside you lol

“It’s not mine” is the best example of denial ever, especially since she had already had two childbirth experiences.

This has GOT to be the FIRST a mother has ever said, “Dat’ ain’t my baby”!!! 😅

Is no one going to talk about the fact she said she was on the boat every weekend, but where were her children?

What blew me away the most was she'd already had 2 kids. How could she not know what was going on or at least suspect it?

"All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt" just slays me. This is hilarious.

I can't imagine the psychological damage of thinking you're dying and screaming at your man for three hours and him not waking up. Labor and delivery are hard enough but the distress she was in made them so much worse, it's honestly so upsetting.

That was so heartwarming. Babies really do change people.

Bless her, not knowing whats happening is so scary & just makes the issue more painful.

She went into labor on a boat and delivered a baby outside. Him: “I can’t believe this is happening to me.” I’M SORRY… WHAT

When she ran off with the baby without cutting the cord, I half expected the mom to be dragged rolling behind them on the gurney 😂

All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt! And I got a baby!

Dr. Jones- you are so adorable!! I worked for Physicians from 1990 until 2012- including an OBGYN- and one (Dr. Julia Harris) was so much like you. This episode was crazy btw! You are awesome!

I know it’s not his fault for being a deep sleeper but I’m having second hand anger when he wouldn’t wake up!

I hope I never go into labor on a boat because I’m laughing and crying at this episode and my husband is still snoring next to me.

Lmao 😂😂😂 and this is why I don't like to have dad's in the delivery room the things they say NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME AND LOL THEY AINT THE ONES DYING IN PAIN

The fact she had 2 kids prior and doesn't remember what labor feels like is qwasee😂

I learned a wise lesson: "don't run away with the baby, especially when you haven't cut the umbilical cord"

Imagine you’re parents leaving on a trip and coming back with a whole baby 😭😂

I remember seeing this episode a long time ago but it was just as much fun again. I love this doctor’s reactions! She’s so cute!

You’re hilarious! Your reaction to “all I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt” was funny. His statement was funny, but your reaction made it even more funny.

I love the reaction of "Oh, that small human that just tore its way out of my body? That's not mine. No idea who that belongs to." lol, glad that the baby turned out healthy and the family turned out happy. An unexpected pregnancy can be hard to adjust to even when you have 9 months to adjust, I can't imagine having zero buffering period and just suddenly being a parent.

MDJ short circuiting when he said ‘how did this happen to me?’ is the cherry on top of a perfect video 😂

I watch this show occasionally but no one else in my house is interested. I LOVE this because you say everything I'm already thinking! 😂❤

I cried through this whole video. That poor lady.

The EMT: “this is my moment!!” - runs off with baby 🏃🏻‍♀️

We need a “I love this episode” count.

Dr mama Jones always reminding people to check pregnancy tests so to avoid being too late to having less options with unplanned pregnancy!! A true nice soul!!

This was definitely a funny, yet dramatic episode! 😂 Side Note: I realized your shirt brought out your eye color! 😂😊

The actor who played the mother did an amazing job. My heart rate is up from how scared she sounds.

The part that had me “ It’s not mine “. Miss the baby literally came out of you. Plus there is no one else around unless she thought the EMT’s just happen to carry babies in their bag to plant on people. 💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well the TRULY horrifying part is thank God it didn't swoosh right out a minute or 2 earlier when she was stepping over the side of the boat- where it would have fallen into the WATER and sank!😳😳😳

We need more of this gold! Haven’t had a new episode of this in forever!!!

Well, we know Dad can't complain about the baby waking him up in the middle of the night.

'All i wanted for my birthday was a sweat shirt..' 🤣💀😭 All of the dad's comments were killin me. #ohNo #notready #deadasleep

Oh, crazy! How could this have happened? Esp. when we get to the part where she said, "I was really worried about what would happen to my kids?" So she didn't recognize she was pregnant and then didn't realize she was having a baby? Bizarre! Glad it worked out okay though.

That baby is so beautiful! ❤ I wish her a life of health and happiness.

“I had someone to take care of that wasn’t me.” You had a girlfriend and her two girls! What? Men are irritating.

If I was screaming and yelling like that and my HUSBAND didn’t wake up, that would be the last day we would be together. I get some people are heavy sleepers but damn. Can’t take that risk

“It’s not mine”. I’m dead.

Matt WILL NEVER wake up at night to help with that baby.

MDJ (as the woman in the episode is actively delivering her own baby): “I would NOT want to go on a boat trip with this guy, what if something terrible was happening?” Me: “Unclear what your definition is, but I’m pretty sure this falls into the ‘something terrible is happening’ category for the rest of us.” 😂

lady: *has a child and hears literal crying* also lady: nah, thats not mine though i just gave birth its not mine. nah.

Wow I definitely need to be on this show..my lil mystery is almost 4months now.

Laughing so hard…she must have slept through her 1st 2 labors😂 Sure Hope someone got him a T shirt for his birthday with that quote😂😂😂😂

"I took all the precautions." Bro no you didn't. You took 0

so let me get this straight: if a stranger gives birth right in front of me I get the baby wrap him/her in something warm, give it to the mom to hold.. and leave the umbilical cord attached until paramedics get there. Got it 👍🏼

This doctor commentary has me dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂

What an absolute delight! I never even knew this show existed, it doesn’t show here in NZ. I don’t think I would’ve enjoyed it nearly as much without your commentary. Having been through a pregnancy with Hyperemesis that I was very much aware of, it’s kind of nice to see women who don’t have to go through that. I’m also kind of envious. The boat thing though that was terrifying. Watching her in labour unable to get out of the squat, and the edge of the boat is right there. Then when she said she put one foot on the stretcher and “that thing” came out of her, I was thinking oh no is she fully off the boat? Where’s the watery gap that you have to step over when you hop off most boats? “It’s not mine!” Well it just came out of you, you felt it, whose is it? I really laughed at that. Although I do kind of identify because my whole pregnancy I was convinced I was having a girl. I heard all this crying. Then they held up my son so I could see the gender, and I had a weird moment where I thought hey where’s my daughter? Not exactly the same I didn’t see or feel him come out as it was caesarean with epidural, and I knew I was pregnant from the moment that embryo went in (IVF) and confirmed a week later, but I guess it’s a similar sort of feeling. Then when her daughters came in I had tears in my eyes. I was nervous when they said they were naming her something about water, I’ve worked in a hospital I’ve seen the names, but Marina so perfect so lovely.

Dr. Mama Jones: "Not that this will ever happen to any of you..." It did. Feburary 2nd, 2007 at 2:30 in the morning. A black SUV hauled ass into the parking lot where I was working when they realized they wouldn't make it to the town with the maternity ward 20 minutes away. As you are aware not all babies cry on their own right away. This one didn't. Luckily the parents pulled into an all night gas station where a farmer was working third and this was not my first delivery. First human delivery, but not my first delivery. I realized she wasn't breathing after the father pulled her out and went straight into veterinary mode. Started patting her back to stimulate her. When that didn't work I started to lift her, Intending to hold her with her head downward so her lungs could drain but the instant that icy air went up underneath her she opened her eyes and started bawling. We wrapped her in a sweatshirt and closed the car door THEN the cop showed up.

"How could this happen to ME?!" looool sir. You slept through most of this.

Your responses made an odd situation even funnier. Thank you! I’m glad they’re all okay 😂

I just cant wrap my head around someone being pregnant with a 7lb baby and not know! HOWWWW??? She was skinny too, so how could she not see she had a baby bump? Mind blowing! She must be completely disconnected with her own body. geez

"there was like rubber down there." "it was obscene" "There was about half an inch of something coming out." *Baby cries* "What the fuck is that?" "I didn't deliver a baby it's not mine." You guys probably did really well in Biology.

11:04 not your shocked faces lining up perfectly with the dramatic sound effects 😂😂

I've slept through a tsunami alarm before so I can't even say I'm all that surprised that the guy slept through her screaming

Homey says he “took every precaution to avoid pregnancy” but that’s a lie. He did not have a vasectomy done. Moreover, he slept right through her screaming for help for 3 hours!

Lady: “I said that’s not mine” paramedic: “what the fuck you mean it’s not yours it came from you”😂

“What if there were pirates!” 🤣🤣 These real life experiences are so scary. It makes me so nervous everytime I watch but I also love watching them.

Loved this hilarious video with OB commentary. Keep em coming.

“What if there’s pirates?” 😂😂😂

My new favorite line from Mama Doctor Jones-- "Don't run away with the baby, especially before you cut the cord." Yeah that's a good way to get on mom's bad side!

And she had two children already! And still was clueless? 'It's not mine!' That is frightening! Heavy duty denial.

I really appreciate you saying that nausea is super common during labor. I remember my labor got intense, so I raced to the hospital and the nurse was confused, as to why i couldnt stop throwing up. It was so bizarre! She asked me twice if I had the flu? And i was like "noooo im about to have twins"😂🤣