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Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu - Simon's Peculiar Portions #67
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Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu - Simon's Peculiar Portions #67
0:00 MAN CRASHES INTO SHOP, RUNS OFF AND IS ATTACKED BY EMU
08:40 WORLD’S SMALLEST LAP DANCING CLUB
OPENS IN NORTH DEVON BEACH HUT
19:02 LONG-EARED GOAT BECOMES MEDIA STAR IN PAKISTAN
29:39 WOMAN FORCED TO INSTALL SIGN OUTSIDE
HOUSE EXPLAINING WHY DOG IS ALWAYS ON ROOF
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@Khy._ Жыл бұрын
Simon dating the video as being recorded in July is such a classic Yogscast moment lmao
@JamieAubrey Жыл бұрын
July 2020, we are still getting through the lockdown backlot
@enjikap1217 Жыл бұрын
it makes sense considering what happened on Thursday lol
@alfredhadesworth9253 Жыл бұрын
@First Last The Yogscast is a whole team, Hat Films is four people. Their episodes are recorded livestreams. Which then need to be edited down by Craig.
@jesselindsey9760 Жыл бұрын
Some day we'll have a Halloween video that wasn't recorded in August.
@Kyryyn_Lyyh Жыл бұрын
Executive chef is basically the boss of a head chef. Probably doesn’t do much cooking for service, more like overall menu strategy. That, and detaining petty criminals.
@2dumd2live Жыл бұрын
Oh... I though an executive chef was a chef that was in charge of the executions.
@Gr1MM240 Жыл бұрын
as a head chef, i can back that. mine just doesn't do much vigilante work, that i know of...
@weebjeez Жыл бұрын
So .. is that what Gordon Ramsay is??
@thephoenixsystem6765 Жыл бұрын
7:50 That's such a lot of eye contact. I think Simon lives for these moments with Lewis.
@NovaCantera Жыл бұрын
I love how threatened Lewis is of the "goose". The moment it appears, he can't break eye contact.
@alfredhadesworth9253 Жыл бұрын
I like the implication Lewis was trying to start a Yogscast Strip Club. "I am a dwarf stripping on a pole. Strippy strippy pole. On a stripper pole."
@ryanyates6761 Жыл бұрын
officially the second time simon has reminded lewis of the existance of rylan on pp, gunna need a counter soon
@PrincessTidge Жыл бұрын
"Any luck catchin' those emus?" "Just one emu actually"
@Ixarus6713 Жыл бұрын
*It's just 😂 That movie is incredible
@captironsight Жыл бұрын
Noone could hurt Lewis if he feeds the gulls. He IS the danger. The Bristol Pusher strikes again!
@Ixarus6713 Жыл бұрын
"I've been bit, by an emu!" "Oh right then, we'll call the Emugency services and get an Emulance to fetch an Ostretcher for you, the EMuT's will fix you right up." "Thanks, I'll always remember what Emu've done for me today" "Aigh't"
@gregoryclark8217 Жыл бұрын
We don't have EMTs in the UK. Ambulances are crewed by paramedics.
@fighterforger Жыл бұрын
Was working with the angle of Ms. Emu being worried being on the news she would be found out calling off without being sick. "I'll be tar and feathered!" In one of many classic Simon voices. Or Emulance
@a_e_hilton Жыл бұрын
She's an EMuT?
@christinaMattsson Жыл бұрын
33:45 Still more talanted than me 🙈 Thanks for another great PP!
@ryankunst668 Жыл бұрын
Glad we could see the fallout from Boba invading the PP recording from the members show a few weeks back. Edit: NVM I misremembered. It was just Lewis playing Plate Up. This was apparently a different time Boba invaded a recording.
@jonasquinn7977 Жыл бұрын
Do you mean the one where she brought boba tea for everyone and kissed Lewis?
@zdavisgenki243 Жыл бұрын
I was so scared that they might have stopped the series after missing a week, but we're back! 😀 Thank you guys
@MystLunarabne Жыл бұрын
7:43 Emugency Services.
@Darc1972 Жыл бұрын
Lewis, here's a freebie "It was Emugency all around."
@SoulReaverVidView Жыл бұрын
That one was easy, "I heard you had an Emurgancy?" =D
@shaunvirtue4556 Жыл бұрын
I was shouting "Emu-rgency services" at my screen lol
@Cohult Жыл бұрын
Does Lewis know there's a limit on lap-dancing clubs because Hat Films were throwing out ideas for the warehouse? They could rebrand it as "vertical exercise with spectators"
@capulcinka Жыл бұрын
over where i live we have several places called "ladies gym" where lady customers are not the target audience..
@capulcinka Жыл бұрын
i like how lewis subconsciously crosses his arms across his chest as soon as the EMU hand appears in scared anticipation :D
@alecaypersonal Жыл бұрын
The emu was a part of the emu-ergency services obviously!
@EvileDik Жыл бұрын
There's no way I'm going to resist feeding a frame of Lew-lew kissing Daff into Stable Diffusion, with certain P oriented prompts. I'm sorry, so very very sorry.
@aa18812 Жыл бұрын
The emu isn't a paramedic. He just sits on the ambulance going: "Eeeeeemuuuuuu, eeeeeeemuuuuu, eeeeemuuuu, eeeeemuuuuu" to act as the sirens
@matthewbrennan9758 Жыл бұрын
Thats a good one 👌
@MrMonkey2150 Жыл бұрын
I love these guys so dam much
@SirNightmareFuel Жыл бұрын
8:30 the only emu pun I could think of was: To pick him up they had to send an Emulance.
@greyforge27 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see PP back
@coconutcore Жыл бұрын
9:20 I…honestly don’t know if they’re joking anymore. It’s like they’re talking exactly how they would both when they’re pulling it out of their arse and when they’re not.
@duo60692 Жыл бұрын
i hear cackling in the background, i swear its boba lol
@DjDolHaus86 Жыл бұрын
Simba is quite a popular name in India/Pakistan apparently, confusingly it still means lion due to its Swahili origins but it is also a word used in Hindi/Telegu speaking regions to mean bravery/courage.
@magimus13 Жыл бұрын
Emurgency services
@g3ngar04 Жыл бұрын
Happy PP DAY!
@Hoppa_Joel Жыл бұрын
Emu "Emergency Medical Unit".. ( for next time you have Emu news)
@COYSMike Жыл бұрын
Emugency Medical Unit
@P3nguinn1 Жыл бұрын
I dub this long eared goat "Gumbo". no one can change my mind
@Minglesmoot Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait till they work through the backlog till they talk about the queen’s death lol
@Ninzumecha Жыл бұрын
Did Simon do enough to counterbalance Lewis’s honesty lol
@FabulousCooki Жыл бұрын
I needed this today ❤️🇬🇧
@HyraxAttax Жыл бұрын
Since the truck hit near the corner of the building, they would probably have had to evacuate the entire building until they could get the town's building inspector down to make sure everything was still structurally sound.
@gregoryclark8217 Жыл бұрын
That sounds more like a county level job, and Wiltshire council is based in Trowbridge which is 45 minutes away. No wonder it took so long.
@MrClassicor Жыл бұрын
"Emurgency Services" was right there...
@keeperscriptstwitcharchive7917 Жыл бұрын
7:35 come on, "the man needed Emu-gency medical service" that's good pun about an emu paramedic
@Fluxicity Жыл бұрын
"A large flightless bird had the last laugh this afternoon, after pursuing a hit-and-run perpetrator and sending him straight to the E.M.U. at the local hospital."
@chrisloder3363 Жыл бұрын
Loving Simon's anger at the first story lol
@sortascouseace Жыл бұрын
Why does Lewis look like he has been ripped from the 70's 🤣
@josephdrollette8573 Жыл бұрын
The paramedic showed up at the exact moment the accident occurred..... It's almost like.... H'emu
@GuineaPigEveryday Жыл бұрын
Simon's accent for that dog lololol, reminds me of that guy in Planet of the Dead from dr who
@CoreyKaha Жыл бұрын
Not Scooby?
@klaxoncow Жыл бұрын
@@CoreyKaha Youngsters, eh? They don't know that they weren't born yesterday... et cetera. In fairness, though, I've not seen any Scooby cartoons for ages. Do they still show them on endless re-runs these days? So, you know, if they aren't being shown on TV anymore, then how would they know about Scooby and his mystery gang in the first place?
@CoreyKaha Жыл бұрын
@@klaxoncow I mean I haven't seen it in years but I figured it was universally synonymous with people. A talking dog that still sounds like a dog, the classic go to is always Scooby to me 🤷
@Jig_up Жыл бұрын
8:07 I suppose you could say that, given the paramedics were involved, there may have been a medical emu-gency
@squegeemcgee2403 Жыл бұрын
Recorded in July holy shit
@dieinhonesty Жыл бұрын
After he jumped the fence… EMU he f’d up?!
@gyroscope915 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed that story about the Bird that works for the EMU-rgency Services
@Meximagician Жыл бұрын
I was shipwrecked off the Isle of Man I sent out an SOS. Do you know who came to the rescue? Emu Gent Sea Services.
@renaigh Жыл бұрын
the Emu War has gone International.
@avrilalien Жыл бұрын
I, for one, look forward to the showdown between Bristol Pusher and the Seagull Punisher
@kraequgold8297 Жыл бұрын
When you go to the lap dancing place the only band you can listen to is flock of seagulls hehehehehe
@kraequgold8297 Жыл бұрын
And I ran I ran so far away. Your welcome
@FantasticFoxtrot Жыл бұрын
Lewis is really giving off Glass Animals vibes here
@Tachii31 Жыл бұрын
They needed to call in the emu-rgency services after that bird attack.
@tommycampbell97 Жыл бұрын
Imagine missing A&Emu
@reedfreund5726 Жыл бұрын
Emu-gency services
@caldx5067 Жыл бұрын
Emu is part of the emergency team. "It was emu~tional help"... mm? ... maybe
@mchammer2080 Жыл бұрын
15:21 gotta love the sound of laughing? Children when reading about an open stripper den
@Sherwin657 Жыл бұрын
@yogscast did the lasik run out or something? I thought it was permanent or maybe Lewis just likes the look.
@awsomewolfman124 Жыл бұрын
Yes, PP.
@danmoar94 Жыл бұрын
Simon's sinister emu 🥶
@dustyfox6511 Жыл бұрын
In this video; Lewis kissing Simon's trouser puppy.
@xSuperiorManx Жыл бұрын
Pretty disappointing to hear these two denouncing a man showing civic courage in the face of a fleeing criminal.
@Talula_AboutTown Жыл бұрын
idk how they didnt get "emu-gency services" just immediately
@tetleyification Жыл бұрын
A paramedic emu? You mean he was an emu-T…
@zacteur Жыл бұрын
After the Bristol pusher: the Bristol puncher
@ewanbatley8024 Жыл бұрын
Emu-gancy services
@mario50000 Жыл бұрын
have you not heard about Gizmo, the chihuahua that got snatched by a seagull? In sadistic fashion the seagull later returned to the scene to drop off a paw
@FriendlyKat Жыл бұрын
Whoever does the camerawork needs a raise. LOL 7:15-8:40 This was just art. Pure art. Hahahaha! 10:30-11:20 This is chaos and I'm loving it.
@garrettkirkland5078 Жыл бұрын
I was yelling at the screen Emu-rgency Services!
@rocketforthree4479 Жыл бұрын
13:13 July? The backlog is more extensive than I expected.
@PrincessJRox Жыл бұрын
He drives the emulance and they took him away on ostricher.
@RedSntDK Жыл бұрын
Poor Luke 😂
@coconutcore Жыл бұрын
7:27 I’ve got one!!! **siren sounds** E-MU E-MU E-MU E-MU Alternatively: paremutic emu
@DandyT1990 Жыл бұрын
Emu is just short for Emergency Medical Union...
@frog42 Жыл бұрын
That dog looks like the dog from Air Bud. He'd jump on and off the roof a specific way.
@alexjoeluke Жыл бұрын
E.M.S , Emu Medical Service
@heyheyitsjae2475 Жыл бұрын
7:33 Me: "Par-emu-edic?" "Emu-rgency services?" Lewis: "Ostretcher"
@thegamerunner-cd9zm Жыл бұрын
The whole emu story happened in my town 😂
@thegamerunner-cd9zm Жыл бұрын
There’s now a graffiti poster on the shop window of an emu in a police hat that says “the long neck of the law” 😂
@ballinbalgruuf8198 Жыл бұрын
EMUrgency Services
@boytype Жыл бұрын
Did Simon say this was filmed in JULY?! That is quite the backlog of Peculiar Portions they are holding out on us then! We should petition for 2 a week if there are that many recorded!
@dethmin173 Жыл бұрын
Daf's birthday is July 27
@Crazybetharoo Жыл бұрын
EMUGENCY! It's not hard!
@LukaSauperl Жыл бұрын
I wish I was Luke... Oh wait... I am~
@ITSBurgerPT Жыл бұрын
FeelsRainMan Queen
@PrincessTidge Жыл бұрын
EMT-mu, you're welcome
@JamieAubrey Жыл бұрын
I see there's not a giant pigeons head in the bg now
@apedley Жыл бұрын
Emugency Service - i did it.
@grantmcdade5593 Жыл бұрын
He needed an E.M.T after he ran into the E.M.U I'll see myself out
@Alanegr92 Жыл бұрын
Leggy's return!
@weebjeez Жыл бұрын
The ambulance emu was an EMuT!! It.... Doesn't really work, but it's something. EMTs are the people who tend to be in the back of a. Ambulance, taking care of the patient
@OG-Spadoodie Жыл бұрын
It was an emugency!!!!
@ianschiefer2823 Жыл бұрын
EMS? More like EMuS
@KerosineDreams Жыл бұрын
Rip your Majesty
@Amblin80s Жыл бұрын
get u a man who'll chase a hit&run driver for 15 mins 😍
@epictom3423 Жыл бұрын
Epic
@bmxdude1337 Жыл бұрын
LoL an article written that has misleading info, go figure. Also why chase them, you have their vehicle with registration LoL. July recording! I know they be behind but that's almost 2 months lol. LoL that doggo is such a good boi, wait they never said 'there's a dog on the roof, lalalala'
@Alanegr92 Жыл бұрын
She jumped into action because it was an Emurgency?
@ianbritstone1085 Жыл бұрын
Emugency services
@barlzjunior4863 Жыл бұрын
Call emu-ergency services
@djfuzzo1 Жыл бұрын
so the parametric was an EMuT
@VideoSage Жыл бұрын
7:50 Para-Emu-Tic
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