Need a last-minute Tasty Marine recipe? We've got you covered. When you're with your fellow Marines, every meal is a feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Marines.
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@lafayette67626 жыл бұрын
And... *Dont forget to hydrate*
@pantherteen20084 жыл бұрын
and don’t buy cheap beer
@russellwhite884 жыл бұрын
@@pantherteen2008 love that video😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Danny-zi6xw4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@bagelbob39794 жыл бұрын
that vid was good
@dabertv72733 жыл бұрын
I’m subscribed to you because you are Lafayette
@paytopray14686 жыл бұрын
I don't know how they did it, but the United States Marine Corp has made being yelled at, doing pt 24/7, and eating MRE's instead of real food look like the most fun thing to do with your life.
@Akitabailey15 жыл бұрын
Its not.
@joeking56794 жыл бұрын
It's not fun at all actually
@KhreamedKhorne4 жыл бұрын
It's not.
@simbadg134 жыл бұрын
Until you have to do it then it straight up sucks. Then when you're out you miss it...
@A-G-F-4 жыл бұрын
@@simbadg13 Like school lol
@BigOlBatman7 жыл бұрын
Is this buzzfeed or marines?
@irontale18347 жыл бұрын
lol
@sleepymechanic80517 жыл бұрын
Justaburgscuzzin thats the joke lol
@liamthecloud90587 жыл бұрын
its both
@sierranevadascout57997 жыл бұрын
Yes, Buzzfeed with a side of democracy
@SeudXe6 жыл бұрын
marinefeed. Feeding marines. Agagagaga
@Rusty2217 жыл бұрын
YOU TRADED PEANUT BUTTER AND APPLE JELLY FOR CHEESE SPREAD???
@captainloli24167 жыл бұрын
HyruleLink22 hey! cheese spread is the best thing about MREs!
@Rusty2217 жыл бұрын
Stone Dorame I personally like the peanut butter if you can get the chocolate peanut butter you're king of the mre trade
@captainloli24167 жыл бұрын
i prefer ghe jalapeño cheese spread, add some spice to the shitter
@Rusty2217 жыл бұрын
Stone Dorame Corpsman up!
@N2Mtns6 жыл бұрын
😂❤️. 🇺🇸💜🇺🇸
@Noah-fg7rh7 жыл бұрын
"Tactically" acquire a rock. lmao
@reginalduy34966 жыл бұрын
You could also grab a something if a rock is unavailable.
@hunterprokurat99095 жыл бұрын
And (they forgot this in the video) grab a 100 pack of crayons
@saschabathorse22394 жыл бұрын
@@hunterprokurat9909 ill take the cherry flavored ones
@tylerwallace41854 жыл бұрын
If you don’t acquire the rock tactically, it’s just not gonna work
@FinlayDaG33k4 жыл бұрын
@@tylerwallace4185 I mean... can't just pick any old rock now can ya? you have to think about it, get the perfect rock; not too big, not too small.
@TheJutsch987 жыл бұрын
What? Where are the crayons!?
@CowpokeCannoneer7 жыл бұрын
Hoiz for the Hoiz-God! Don't forget tha glue.
@exileballistic43297 жыл бұрын
Hoiz for the Hoiz-God! Maybe they didn't forget the crayons. The pork might be made out of crayons and the cheese sauce is made out of glue.
@dom81846 жыл бұрын
Lifesaving Socialist Cookie-Baker from the Alps and the standard issue pistols!!!!
@lafayette67626 жыл бұрын
It's because you forgot to hydrate
@tylergriffin70126 жыл бұрын
Lifesaving Cookie-Baker from the Alps they had crayons but couldn’t wait to film the video. Got eaten before the camera stared rolling
@BawmanHD7 жыл бұрын
"Tactically acquire rock" 😂😂😂
@JulianKlimczyk7 жыл бұрын
AmericanValor Fuck, you're the guy from ifunny. Guess who I am bish
@pteppig Жыл бұрын
Strategic Transfer Equipment alternate location
@brandoncmn7 жыл бұрын
You forgot the crayons and elmers glue....
@THESIXTHEGG7 жыл бұрын
Stahp
@THESIXTHEGG7 жыл бұрын
Ľøŕď Šâťáņ Jőņëş lol were did that joke even come from?
@lafayette67626 жыл бұрын
It's because they forgot to hydrate.
@intelligentgrawlix7946 жыл бұрын
brandoncmn yeah I know not enough crayons
@ashadowawhisper6 жыл бұрын
That feeling when you came from extreme poverty and actually thought the MREs were incredible when you were in. Fiesta Chicken with Vegetable Crackers and Jalapeno Cheese, you'll always have a special place in my heart. You can keep the Ham Slices and Four Fingers of Death (AKA) Beef Frankfurters though.
@spacechimp31994 жыл бұрын
Bless you man hope the marines got you out of poverty even just a little
@Ranstone3 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert: When you leave the Marines, you go back to poverty and you go to bed hungry dreaming of MREs. X'D ... :|
@jamelpiclit30622 жыл бұрын
@@Ranstone how many months or years can you get out of the USMC and still get in? Like you finally understand that civilian lofe is not for you and you want to re-enlist in US?
@melsantiago18412 жыл бұрын
The beef goulash and the southwest beans! Oh man
@skacymae6038 Жыл бұрын
Iykyfk. ❤
@TheGrimSniper147 жыл бұрын
Hmm my Kevlar for his cheese spread. It's a hell of a decision to make. Lol
@hunterprokurat99095 жыл бұрын
Dont they use steel plates?
@lewisdavis14914 жыл бұрын
@@hunterprokurat9909 they use ceramic
@vanemaster43454 жыл бұрын
@@hunterprokurat9909 i think they got kevlar in their helmet
@saschabathorse22394 жыл бұрын
@@hunterprokurat9909 he is refering to his helmet
@lukeallison11822 жыл бұрын
@@paulbarclay4114 The terminology is still Kevlar (Helmet) and Flak (Vest with SAPI Plates)
@KTPDogbait53797 жыл бұрын
Felt like Buzzfeed made this video
@scootcha6 жыл бұрын
I think this is a parody of those types of videos.
@haijin74846 жыл бұрын
Buzzfeed are liberals, they would think MRE is a weapon.
@louisryan58156 жыл бұрын
xGodspeedz to be honest, the frail bodies of buzzfeed writers probably wouldn't be able to withstand the impact of a thrown MRE
@alfonsomural47926 жыл бұрын
Clorox Bleach it triggers them
@Ranstone3 жыл бұрын
@@alfonsomural4792 MRE = "Meals for Racial Extreamists" or was it "Murderous Republican Entrepreneurs"? -Buzzfeed probably.
@ckim64007 жыл бұрын
Makes me want to pass-up the turkey and eat an MRE.
@juju1416 жыл бұрын
C Kim don't do it, you'll regret it. MRE's may taste good in a pinch, but turkey is like heaven.
@thefrostyone48517 жыл бұрын
I love how they try to make it like one of those KZfaq cooking tutorials. Just be yourselves, and do it the marine way. But you get an A for effort, that's for sure.
@irontale18347 жыл бұрын
you should not get an A for effort you should get E for effort OH there is no E guess we just have to give them a D for *D* id ok
@vanessa-bl1nr7 жыл бұрын
The Frosty One i know, i know, but maybe they were just doing it like a parody of one of those buzzfeeds productions, tasty, i think.
@irontale18347 жыл бұрын
XD lol the MR that i love the most is menu 13 Cheese Tortellini
@fondren0016 жыл бұрын
I think it was Satire and the music was the tip off..
@spacechimp31996 жыл бұрын
The Frosty One it's a joke
@JonathanBrandonBissoo7 жыл бұрын
Meals Rejected by the Enemy.
@blyatman72443 жыл бұрын
better yet, Meal Rejected by Ethiopians
@orion32532 жыл бұрын
@@blyatman7244 I hear they’ve made a lot of progress, some of them are almost as good as lunchables now.
@crocgator6537 жыл бұрын
should show chow hall food instead, MRE's are actually nicer when compared to that....
@nicklausbooks15936 жыл бұрын
Croc Gator 👃🐀
@JoeOLA76 жыл бұрын
Chow hall food and quantity of it is better than the shit I eat at home
@Ranstone3 жыл бұрын
Boot camp food was the best I've ever eaten in my life.
@bushta552 жыл бұрын
@@Ranstone for real...your just so hungry everytime you ate that it was always so satisfying...
@firdousalikarim6 жыл бұрын
Still better than my school lunches.
@OneGenericName7 жыл бұрын
My dilemma while in The Corps was trying to trade the C-Ration Ham & lima bean meal for anything else LOL
@joeypuentes15296 жыл бұрын
Its vegetarian pasta nowadays
@stephenmiller90096 жыл бұрын
Wonder if they can feed me fish only or equip me with a pole I'll go fishin anywhere cept China or japan
@phantom4E26 жыл бұрын
OneGenericName trade a f15 for 2 mre's xdd
@brown-eyedman40403 жыл бұрын
Even for the spam like stuff?
@poppopscarvinshop7 жыл бұрын
I am Very Thankful for The United States Marine Corps! May You All Have A Very Happy, Safe and Peaceful Thanksgiving!
@zayjacksontv80356 жыл бұрын
I'm your 100'th like.
@yeet51466 жыл бұрын
Sexy-savage64 Tv I'm your first like
@MC-oi2pb6 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@user-gi3ro9rm9k6 жыл бұрын
everything in this video is still better than school lunches.
@WW2Explained7 жыл бұрын
I always carry crayons and glue for my marines just in case they get hungry. Corpsman up!
@bottomknockinbaja60925 жыл бұрын
Thanks Doc! Lmao
@fmfdocbotl43584 жыл бұрын
The dollar store ones though.
@mitchell10914 жыл бұрын
Pommy bitches sure needed a medical eval after my mates in MARPAT were done feeding. Oorah!
@XFSAngelOfDeath3 жыл бұрын
Doc
@shanemurray99857 жыл бұрын
Where's the crayons?
@arianaromero52156 жыл бұрын
Marines never steal, they "tactically acquire" 😂
@saschabathorse22394 жыл бұрын
damn right
@zakmc556 жыл бұрын
Boot!
@stablepar7 жыл бұрын
In '67 I never had a problem getting my hands on a can of ham and lima beans. Semper Fi and happy Thanksgiving
@wartimeproductions3356 жыл бұрын
stablepar 😂👍🏻
@chefboyardee46746 жыл бұрын
stablepar thank you for your service!
@cannedgoose32594 жыл бұрын
I love that the instructions just bluntly say "a rock or something"
@mxcccccc7 жыл бұрын
Happy thanksgiving and thank u to all marines who couldn't be here for thanksgiving🇺🇸
@jackbrown31933 жыл бұрын
Personally I would say all Marines.
@llunde227 жыл бұрын
God bless the Marines (especially after witnessing what they have to eat)! Thank you for your service!
@DocPicklez7 жыл бұрын
no tabasco sauce? Wrong!
@SeudXe6 жыл бұрын
YES! Love Tabasco I need it.
@lankey69694 жыл бұрын
Let's get this out on a tray, nice!
@sherdogholmes5766 жыл бұрын
I actually used these on hiking trips. MREs are really filling for being such small packs. The food is actually pretty good too, even if a little off putting at first
@tabryis6 жыл бұрын
those are some weird looking crayons
@beebread20793 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the humor in this
@javierenriquez16524 жыл бұрын
I think they should make more of these types of videos!!! So funny!!! Totally diggin it
@Apache4103 жыл бұрын
Civilians: "Grab a rock" USMC: "Tactically acquire a rock"
@aprylmarie126 жыл бұрын
I promise to join rhe Marine Corps when im 22 until then good luck,thank you for your surving this country and SEMPER FI till I die OORAH out.
@JoeScarbrough207 жыл бұрын
that made me hungry. can't wait until I join the Marines
@TimKyoutube2 жыл бұрын
the heater is badass. i'll take the laughs.
@AlexisGarcia-pg9ck6 жыл бұрын
Going to the Navy soon as an AG and wanted to try one of these, so I ordered one online and idk if it was inaccurate or something but it honestly tasted really good. But that might also be because all I eat is bland chicken breast, water, vegetables, and protein whey every day.
@AQ-uc4bb2 жыл бұрын
Enjoy..Thanks for your service
@robertcuozzo50387 жыл бұрын
MRE is life
@cobraking14196 жыл бұрын
who gives a fuck Beck Rockriver
@bishop43905 жыл бұрын
Depends on the MRE though. Chicken burrito bowl is life, but we dont talk about creamy spinnach fettucine.
@zacharypfendner43766 жыл бұрын
Mmm my mouth was watering from the memories
@jumpinglemur48606 жыл бұрын
I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!
@ayyeitsbenny56957 жыл бұрын
some sjw:"the military is so privlaged"
@indi99135 жыл бұрын
“ get made fun of for using the heater, BOOT!!” Hahahaha 😂😂😂 good shit devil! I can count on one hand the times I actually had the time to heat up a MRE hahaha Weapon, gear, self... Best advice my senior ever gave... Semper fi gentz!
@KhreamedKhorne4 жыл бұрын
Only time I ever used the heater was to make MRE bombs.
@chrisrodriguez65025 жыл бұрын
Greatness!! Best part "boot". Bring back memories
@baystateelevators53796 жыл бұрын
That actually looks good af
@DavidS-iw4ei4 жыл бұрын
I got heartburn watching this. Can't wait to try it...
@luisa34476 жыл бұрын
I feel like they put “a rock or something” to give the guys a little chuckle when they read this after a firefight
@HarrisonGoldfarb11 ай бұрын
Still better than public school lunch.
@omni-man95272 жыл бұрын
This made me a combination of Excited and Depressed at the same time
@Dan-pf4se7 жыл бұрын
this was pretty funny, a lot of good references
@wethepeople8092 Жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness I’ve never thought of that combination amazing
@trevonstpeter22155 жыл бұрын
Still better than the school lunch
@moxifloxi6 жыл бұрын
delicious
@preston64263 жыл бұрын
2 likes 💀
@hanscascante79334 жыл бұрын
Shit is honestly fine cold, had that one during the crucible, wasn’t complaining, used the heaters to keep warm, not cook
@ericflynn42472 жыл бұрын
That worked really delicious
@noahgassler7463 жыл бұрын
For those wondering, "tactically acquire" means steal or obtain creatively.
@stupidhooman79993 жыл бұрын
looks pretty good not gonna lie
@representelanation44633 жыл бұрын
Now let’s get this onto a tray....nice
@nitrogamerx88306 жыл бұрын
that actually looks good.
@Rod_keller7 жыл бұрын
Buzzfeed called, they want their video style back.
@nicklausbooks15936 жыл бұрын
Toss them Charms! NOW!!! Also you can put your cheese spread in with the meal cooking so you can have molten cheese dumped into your pouch. Jalapeño cheddar with jambalaya is my favorite.
@abigailsalas5216 жыл бұрын
People right now in their heads are like what in the world was that but when you’re over there it’s like the best food in the world 😂
@JooJ197 жыл бұрын
It actually looks good !
@sherifftactical78307 жыл бұрын
Tasty, makes my mouth water. Must be a good MRE.
@kenchiken63386 жыл бұрын
you can't truly appreciate this video until you've actually had to eat MRE's for days at a time.
@BenStJohn-mf3im3 жыл бұрын
Looks better than my school lunch
@lewistasso88664 жыл бұрын
They should include a laxative pill in there. My training officer in OEM warned me about MREs. As a former soldier, he told me "If you eat those things too often, you won't s**t for a week!" I guess the key is to stay hydrated.
@Xepent5 жыл бұрын
Damn I love these
@lindsaynorman93233 жыл бұрын
Super fun activity: put your whole sections MRE's into their activated heater packs. use a trash bag (dont let it touch the MREs as it will melt. it takes some screwing around with rocks and sticks but its worth it) to capture the steam released. I'm no chemist so i have no idea why this steam is flammable, but it is. You now have a big ole explody balloon. Enjoy!
@anthonyj10102 жыл бұрын
seems like something id make at 4 am
@william_brobrine89757 жыл бұрын
that actually looks good! idk why i never had a mre before but i i think ill like them idk
@swsdnnogdner47266 жыл бұрын
That more than my school and better than my school launch lol
@Midnight-Trash4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie that looks good
@ShiolaValntn3 жыл бұрын
Remember: Don't eat the purple crayons, eat the red ones instead
@amistrophy6 жыл бұрын
So colorless, needs... C R A Y O N S ( CrazyArt Brand)
@saschabathorse22394 жыл бұрын
nonono. we dont tuch that shit. we only eat the good brand.
@ilikespaghetti21703 жыл бұрын
ah yes melted cheddar crayons with the side of cherry red for dessert
@hesja882 жыл бұрын
The real marines meal is a pack of delicious crayons
@florentinovasquez38016 жыл бұрын
That doesn't look half bad. I'm hungry.
@DT-lr2bi4 жыл бұрын
Now in the Old Corps in VM there were rations left.over from 1955.
@shuliu48043 жыл бұрын
I was expecting crayons, this must be an alternate universe
@soldier2000995 жыл бұрын
I used the heater to warm my hands mostly. Mostly during watch though
@carlsmith88505 жыл бұрын
Every meal a feast, and every day an F'ing holiday! Semper Fi.
@timothyhendrix76516 жыл бұрын
I freakin jumped when the music started.
@AyushKumar-yk9fw4 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving...
@highdesertgummie2 жыл бұрын
That actually looks tasty
@billybob1353 Жыл бұрын
Miami Dolphins are crazy AWESOME ! ! !
@purplesascwtch646 жыл бұрын
Let's get this out onto a tray
@coledeshler9303 жыл бұрын
*pulls out box of crayons
@4rch1tect0n1c46 жыл бұрын
I like the maple flavored pork MRE. It tastes like maple pancakes! Lol
@kayceewolf85813 жыл бұрын
ate an MRE for the first time camping with my stepdad who is a marine veteran, better than I thought but not the best.
@TinkerTwasTaken6 жыл бұрын
It may be the fact that I'm really hungry but that looks delicious.
@celticsprods3 жыл бұрын
I like tactically acquiring a rock or something for an MRE
@eclivonianwarrior35587 жыл бұрын
0:27 Tactically acquire a tactically tactical tactical rock or something tactically
@sneakyzeke562 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it would taste like. I ate C rations packed in 1952. Now those were guuuud!
@ht3oldnavy3 жыл бұрын
some of the best meals in the world....just add hunger.
@someoneuppingdudetechnical63206 жыл бұрын
Just don't forget to hydrate
@tonybradford17193 жыл бұрын
the save this one was funny and true
@danielbrown90913 жыл бұрын
there is only one marine meal crayons
@Aaron-ud6wk6 жыл бұрын
It just dawned on me to put the cheese squeeze with the heat pack to melt it. Iv’e been doing it wrong this whole time.