I eagerly await the upcoming Hololive Alternative project "The Hololive Redemption" starring Houshou Marine and Morgan Freeman

"Coolest Holo member: Edward Norton" lmao that threw me off

"There's a general superstition that if you play games meant to be played with others alone, you'll invite ghosts to play with you" It seems like I just found a way to maybe make some friends, then.

Smart: "Morgan Freeman" Ah yes my favorite Holomember

4:16 "Source: my Asian parents, who told me to quit that shit" lmao

5:12 I fucking died, JP bros are such quality trolls 5:20 I died. AGAIN

3:00 No matter how much you care about her... Mikochi can't become smart. Oof

Ah, yes. My favorite modern anime: *ATTACK ON QUINTUPLETS*

3:21 definitely the hardest I've seen Marine get owned, and that's happened a lot.

If she ever does versions of these in English to help her study the language....sign me up. Also, props to the guy pretending to Be Sakamoto Ryoma.... He was my favorite out of all of them in the stream.

Ah, yes, Edward Norton and Morgan Freeman, HoloStars 2nd Gen

You could taste the cringe after marine read “Family make up: Me, Rushia”

"Stop that. If write it like that, it's as if I'm 17 years old (35y/o)" 17 2nd season..... close enough

Yes. Senchou wants love. Senchou *needs love.* *Give more love to Senchou.*

1:46 GASP! We have found a tag that Senchou does not approve of. The impossible has been disproven !!

Roleplay for girl is the most popular cultural activity in Japan today.

4:25 *playing alone means inviting spirits Source:My asian parents who told me to stop that sh*t* I’m actually dying

1:25 _Imagine having a tongue twister challenge..._ _Let me try:_ *_"Senchou and Shion tan gave birth to Aku-tan and Fujimoto Shougo, Fujimoto Shougo and Shion-tan gave birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan, Shion-tan and Fujimoto Shougo gave birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan, and that Shion-tan and Fujimoto Shougo gave birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan, and here is probably Shion-tan and Fujimoto Shougo giving birth to Aku-tan and Shion-tan..."_*

*Morgan Freeman*

"Old man roleplaying as a girl." Watame-ojisan!? So would Shingeki no Gotoubun no Hanayome be a romance anime about giant girls or what?

Thank you for that info on playing alone and ghosts. It explains a great many things.

"You need to stop. You need to stop with incest" Sage wisdom from Senchou

Everything : Mikochi. *Smart : Haachama* Did that man just roasted Mikochi? xD 3:14 Lmao, poor Senchou her family tree is just her being single I saw a certain Mashiro played Hide-and-seek alone... I don't want to see that anymore...

Thank Shabby. That kind of conversation intense stream. I can't get into it without someone doing sub.

I could watch this shit all day

Thank you for the translation! I love these profil cards!

This reminds me of that scene in Daily Lives of Highschool Boys, where the teacher collects the class' career surveys, then asks them if they wrote anything stupid. They stay silent so she starts checking them and immediately starts some hilarious tsukkomi. Found a clip of it: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mtiWpM2azs2reac.html

source: Parents: "quit that shit or we'll disown your ass."

Thank you so much! to think you would go as far as to translate the fan profiles

LOL THIS IS SOO FUNNY 😂😂 Thank you for the translation!

7:10 I like how we went from the most girly one to the one that looks like it's made by a serial killer (sees most of the names in each category is Suisei) Ah, that explains it

Certified elite moment right there 3:00

4:04 this guy really out here saying "bread-eating gang"

"Sports during the night? There is only one kind..." Yup. Only the best sport. Glow in the Dark Frisbee.

8:27 Skirt Flipping Ruiko Saten: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!

There are so many wrong things can be pointed out, it's like Senchou is doing _manzai_ alone xD

Thank you for translating!

“Most of them wrote Rushia in everything” Perhaps, or maybe those that didn’t never got to send the profile

"this is probably an old man" - ババ

Put Norton and Freeman in HoloEn Gen2, Yagoo

I can finally confidently say that I'm proud of this community.

Excellent work and also great end card.

4:22 I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND

parsley-san's confidence is skyrocketing

I explode after hearing Norton and Morgan Freeman as holomem

4:18 O shit shabbysubz lore just dropped

I feel like Edward Norton would be happy to know a random guy in Japan told an anime girl that he's the coolest. Man I wanna be Edward Norton right now.

4:18 bruh, that's funny as shit and somehow sad at the same time ^^" Thank you for the video and your work. :)

I really like the profile entries, as the Hololive members also submitted entries. It's hard to tell how much is troll info, but it was definitely fun and insightful.

Fujimoto Shougo is giving off Tomaru Sawagoe vibes

Man made his mother to give birth to herself multiple times.

4:15 the hitori kakurenbo here is a game similar to ouja, where you staff a plushie with rice, nails and blood and then proceed to hide it somewhere around the house, then after letting stay like that for a while, you go and stab it with a knife and then tell it it's its turn to chase after you, after that you are supposed to turn off all the lights in your house and hide somewhere till morning, supposedly the plushie gets possessed by a ghost and stuff That's what marine was refering to Also the ''recorder'' joke it's because it's an euphemism for p*nis

You have some reliable source there... Yeah me too~

1:00 explains everything

this is gold

That Final Fantasy meme is hilarious lmao I think what seals the deal is the Amano style drawing

8:18 "this guy is roleplaying as a girl too" Literally has a buff dude as their avatar(?)

Could you guys help me with the Japanese translation? When Marine says "Don't try to be considerate", what is that in Japanese? It sounded like きつかう but I can't find any match for that word in a dictionary

Morgan Freeman confirmed for hololive EN gen 2

Shingeki no gotoubun no Hanayome.

Its very funny 🤣🤣🤣 But the last one is very cool!

Damnit i'm getting filtered so hard by not understandong Japanese, missing out on gold content like this

This just gives me vibes of that one episode from "Daily Lives of High School Boys" where the teacher was reading the students' answer sheets lmao.

Yo these fans are comedy geniuses

The one that wrote: Single Houshou Marine. You can see the sorrow taking roots in her heart u.u

4:25 AMOGUS

Came for the meme stayed for the content

Marine throwing some serious shade

BC at the end have code geass I will follow your command

Huh. Me and Takemiya-san have the same birthday.

I'm wheezing at this stuff in the middle of the night at my folks' place, trying not to wake anybody up.

I guess I’ve gotta obey the ending card

The guy who turned final fantasy into hololive fantasy

5:45 monster strike fella

3:48

Edward Norton and Morgan Freeman made my day, bless the guy who filled in his profile.

I aspire to be like the guy who just wrote Rushia.

4:23

Why this feels like the homeroom teacher from danshi kokousei no nichijo reviewing their future plan

ROFL the whole time i was thinking "man these biographies come straight out of an anime...........i approve"

Senchou's reactions on various profile cards full of ＩＭＰＡＣＴ were really really fun to watch. Thank you for the translation, but... yeah, quit that sh*t...... also don't step on door thresholds.

4:17 Ohhhh so that’s where that one *nsfw* came from

Thank you for teaching me "sports during the night" puyan-san.

Shabbysubz is cool, he subs Marine.

3:03 No matter how much you love her, Mikochi can't become smart!!! Hahahahahahaha

Ah same. Dont play hide and seek alone and if you do nobody will ever find you

0:24 it is filled with houshou marine!! what senchou seems to forget is that there is also 'people you want as a pet' mixed in that side. so this chad wants senchou as a pet as well

Glad i wasn't the only one playing hide n seek alone....

4:18 If you don't love translator's notes, you're a die.

can you upload subaru talks too? I really like your vids, thanks!!

after isayama finished aot he will do attack on quintessential quintuplets

There was a quest in Genshin Impact where you played hide and seek with a ghost.

Single: Houshou Marine 🤣 😭

Does anyone have a link to the "Shut up I don't know Final Fantasy" thing? Just the original would be great, but if there's some sort of japanese know your meme compiling that stuff that'd be the best

For Saku39 it seems like Sakura (HKT48 and IZ*ONE) 😂

Booooh, poor ghosts. It's just playinggg booooooooo.

I just noticed the bgm is used alot in hentai LOL

Honestly, that is probably the moment Code Geass Jumped the Shark for the first time. Not saying Code Geass is bad. But that scene, man. That scene.

Apparently I gained the ability to read Rushia's name written in japanese... Humu....

Ah yes, time to watch my favorite anime of all time, Attack On The Quintessential Quintuplets