Marjorie Taylor Greene's Apology, Melania Skips Trump’s Birthday & People Lie About The Olympics

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Күн бұрын

California is open for business, the Dodgers hosted their first full capacity game and fans at Wrigley Field are back to creating “beer snakes,” Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene did something unusual and apologized for her Holocaust comments after a visit to the museum in Washington D.C., Melania was absent from Donald’s 75th birthday, Batman was trending after reports that a sex scene got axed from an upcoming season of “Harley Quinn,” and in honor of the upcoming Olympics in Tokyo we took to the street and asked people to give their thoughts on something that hasn’t even happened yet in a new “Lie Witness News.”
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@melissaweyrick5311
@melissaweyrick5311 3 жыл бұрын
Oh pleeze.... MTG was told to "Apologize", it is out of Character for her seek knowledge or anything regarding truth.
@jasonarthurs3885
@jasonarthurs3885 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, she hasn't apologized yet.
@mikemann1960
@mikemann1960 3 жыл бұрын
Follow the money! They have been threatened that the money to thier campaigns would be taken away.
@gaileastwood6540
@gaileastwood6540 3 жыл бұрын
I loved when she said said she’s just a normal person........NOT!
@RobThompson-de2db
@RobThompson-de2db 10 күн бұрын
What? MTG= stupid meter…
@cartomancymesquite
@cartomancymesquite 3 жыл бұрын
That didn't even approach an apology!
@artbargra
@artbargra 3 жыл бұрын
Republicans don't even know what "apology" means. They just deflect stuff. Notice how she quickly rushes to the "some people don't believe it happened" part, just to draw attention away from her.
@ooosooose1568
@ooosooose1568 3 жыл бұрын
When you lose your job but wont leave the building, you have mrs. green. Random silly announcements and museum trips, . You can’t put the things she said back in the bag. 🤦🏼‍♂️
@melvinjamerson1920
@melvinjamerson1920 2 жыл бұрын
God Bless You American.
@danyf3116
@danyf3116 3 жыл бұрын
5:43 They sound as happy as a bunch of mourners in a funeral home. If my friends sang like that to me, I'd get a hint they don't want to be there either.
@juliancrooks3811
@juliancrooks3811 3 жыл бұрын
They were offered a thousand dollars to sing it but were paid in Confederate dollars
@SWHBOYCE
@SWHBOYCE 2 жыл бұрын
@@juliancrooks3811 Or tickets to a fake maga rally in Tulsa .
@ricklepick9148
@ricklepick9148 3 жыл бұрын
MTG probably stole a pair of shoes from the Holocaust Museum.
@patricksanders858
@patricksanders858 3 жыл бұрын
She "apologized" because the House is considering Censure and expulsion.
@jewsco
@jewsco 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly and she will take it back in a few days just like last time
@markstevens1729
@markstevens1729 3 жыл бұрын
Also: when you piss on the truth and the Jews in the same moment, a dam suddenly appears upstream of your location on the Contribution River.
@bryncarlson2322
@bryncarlson2322 3 жыл бұрын
That, was an apology ?
@Leroy100
@Leroy100 3 жыл бұрын
How y'all liking that Trump Vaccine? Cool huh!
@whyputaname
@whyputaname 3 жыл бұрын
@@markstevens1729 .. 👍👍 you know that is why she apologized..
@whiteshadow8520
@whiteshadow8520 3 жыл бұрын
That was the most enthusiastic Happy Birthday since Office Space
@GodWeenSatan
@GodWeenSatan 3 жыл бұрын
Paid the people and still not excited
@ferretfriend5458
@ferretfriend5458 3 жыл бұрын
Was embarrassing very very embarrassing
@pop5678eye
@pop5678eye 3 жыл бұрын
A republican apologizing without her being immediately kicked out of her party? We haven't seen that in years.
@chrisivanchev
@chrisivanchev 3 жыл бұрын
Well since this is the future of GOP, we better get used to it. Even if it means changing the American way of life and Democracy to some sort of a third-world dictatorship. That's what Trump wants and obviously half of the GOP congressmen. (Probably more than half)
@spartandodge6034
@spartandodge6034 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisivanchev No one over fifty can run for office.
@ChaoticAngelKitten
@ChaoticAngelKitten 2 жыл бұрын
@Angry Combat Wombat a lot less then Don supporters who believe in aliens, Covid death squads, invisible planes, the resurrection of JFK, etc.
@kittiwhieldon4329
@kittiwhieldon4329 3 жыл бұрын
“Speaking of human excrement…” Comparing MTG to poop is an insult to poop.
@cheesehead4670
@cheesehead4670 3 жыл бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@Mimi-cq4bg
@Mimi-cq4bg 3 жыл бұрын
My poop is hatred free. ✌💩☮ More than I can say for MGT
@krishnaveganathar
@krishnaveganathar 3 жыл бұрын
It’s called compost.
@angelaaguirre8155
@angelaaguirre8155 3 жыл бұрын
Trump's is gold plated.
@kittiwhieldon4329
@kittiwhieldon4329 3 жыл бұрын
@@angelaaguirre8155 You can electroplate anything. Even a big Orange turd.
@mesmartgnome
@mesmartgnome 3 жыл бұрын
And there’s my congresswoman, not doing her job… again. Can not wait to vote her out.
@krishnaveganathar
@krishnaveganathar 3 жыл бұрын
You should just move.
@Person_In_HD
@Person_In_HD 3 жыл бұрын
Man I genuinely feel sorry for you guys, like imagine someone like that being your representative..
@mesmartgnome
@mesmartgnome 3 жыл бұрын
@@Person_In_HD the entire district is really fed up with her dog and pony show bullshit. She’s done nothing for us, her constituents, other than make us a laughing stock. Personally, I didn’t vote for her but, the people who did, they’re more pissed off than those who didn’t.
@mesmartgnome
@mesmartgnome 3 жыл бұрын
@@Person_In_HD could be much worse though. I really feel the pain of Klan Mom Marjorie’s district.
@summertea545
@summertea545 3 жыл бұрын
Vote her out asap.
@drewlovelyhell4892
@drewlovelyhell4892 3 жыл бұрын
If this is true, it just demonstrates that interviewing the man on the street is utterly pointless.
@jack66648
@jack66648 3 жыл бұрын
That part on the Olympics was hilarious 😆 thanks for the laughs, I needed that.
@ghill88
@ghill88 2 жыл бұрын
Especially, the ponies in water polo. 😊
@peytonmarceaux8788
@peytonmarceaux8788 2 жыл бұрын
@@ghill88 vudu
@greyeaglem
@greyeaglem 2 жыл бұрын
I saw a former co-worker on one of those street interviews on Kimmel. I sent the link to my boss with the message "Remember when I wanted to fire this guy for being stupid and you thought I was exaggerating? Here's my proof I was right."
@marionbach6819
@marionbach6819 3 жыл бұрын
That had to be the worst rendition of happy birthday I've ever heard.
@samanthamariefreeman335
@samanthamariefreeman335 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr! Not only was it totally out of tune, but the absolute lack of any enthusiasm was appalling. It was as if we were visiting an asylum and the patients were having a little party. That was THE saddest 75th B'day party I have ever seen, and this guy is rich enough to throw a bash, but too cheap??
@fistbumpbros
@fistbumpbros 3 жыл бұрын
@@samanthamariefreeman335 saving all your money for law suits gets you this.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 3 жыл бұрын
@@samanthamariefreeman335 I can assure you that people sing better than that in psych. wards! A lot of the patients are creative, artistic and musical people.
@gogrannygo4431
@gogrannygo4431 3 жыл бұрын
@JACOB H I agree that he's not the devil. He's the devil's spawn though.
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 3 жыл бұрын
Greene: "I am so, so, so, so, so, so sorry that I'm being forced by the GOP to apologize for something I don't care about saying.
@Saintlawrence100
@Saintlawrence100 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment!💯
@dbruh5829
@dbruh5829 3 жыл бұрын
@SynthSurfer That's hilarious.....smoke some more...
@christinegelabert1651
@christinegelabert1651 3 жыл бұрын
@SynthSurfer did you watch the whole speech of hers? There's ACTUALLY a part where she reassures people that SHE'S FINE...iM OK .. YUP! AS IF they need to be worried about how SHE is doing. You really need to check that whole thing out. There's a lotta subliminal stuff in there with how she phrases things to the press.
@collins48lc
@collins48lc 3 жыл бұрын
When are going to condemn the anti semitism from the left
@ChadwickTheChad
@ChadwickTheChad 3 жыл бұрын
@@collins48lc you accidentally said from the left.
@lindalee-brown5539
@lindalee-brown5539 3 жыл бұрын
What the? Why would people say they watched the olympics when they obviously couldn’t have?
@willienillie6337
@willienillie6337 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like some people don’t even want to be there.
@somethingwolfish1872
@somethingwolfish1872 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, nothing says happy birthday like the out of tune, unenthusiastic singing of hostages.
@fredherfst8148
@fredherfst8148 3 жыл бұрын
You're so right..I've attended wakes with way more energy.. Hostages though? I wonder if there is money involved somehow…hmmm
@am2320LG
@am2320LG 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious comments here!!😅🤣😂
@fredherfst8148
@fredherfst8148 3 жыл бұрын
@@am2320LG ..and just the odd troll here and there saying transparently troll-like stuff….fun times…
@arhafrench5319
@arhafrench5319 3 жыл бұрын
Love your avatar and name handle! They sounded like there was an investigator off-camera who would audit them if they didn't sing! 💯
@charlesasmith7836
@charlesasmith7836 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😄 yes
@bj1783
@bj1783 3 жыл бұрын
“Speaking of human excrements, congress woman Marjorie Taylor Green” 🤣🤣🤣
@hellosoupy
@hellosoupy 3 жыл бұрын
That segue was an effing masterpiece 😂
@ThailandBhoy
@ThailandBhoy 3 жыл бұрын
She's a Saint compared to Jihadi Jane Ilan Omer.
@booqueefious2230
@booqueefious2230 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThailandBhoy They're both batshit insane, but both are right about certain issues
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 3 жыл бұрын
I almost just said the same thing LOL!!!
@dhFLOOPY
@dhFLOOPY 3 жыл бұрын
Marjorie got brain damage from her crab shampoo.
@TheJohn93226
@TheJohn93226 Ай бұрын
Thank God for Jimmy Kimmel! 💪🌊🔵💙💙💙
@DriveI65
@DriveI65 2 жыл бұрын
That birthday party was sad as hell.
@rexroots
@rexroots 2 жыл бұрын
I know.....they were mourning drump.....I wish
@fistbumpbros
@fistbumpbros 3 жыл бұрын
I like how they stumble at 'Mr President', pure hostage situation right there.
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 3 жыл бұрын
It was like they were going to call him something else, but at the last second thought better of it...they wanted to appear at least a tiny bit respectful. (Aside from, supposedly DJTJ holding the " camera ") no blood relative appears anywhere in the video. And I had to wonder: how many " guests " there really were after the Secret Service detail was taken out of the picture.
@robkunkel8833
@robkunkel8833 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like a colorized version of a 1936 Mr. Fuehrer birthday party. Hairdos were more progressive, though. Trendy 50’s retro style.
@cynthiasaunders6491
@cynthiasaunders6491 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂😭 LMAO!! 💯%
@henriettaraphael4368
@henriettaraphael4368 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! Hostage situation indeed
@msizzygirl1
@msizzygirl1 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I really wasn’t sure what they were calling him!
@thomasabrams2954
@thomasabrams2954 3 жыл бұрын
Klan Mom is the greatest possible nickname for this woman
@ericluchinski
@ericluchinski 3 жыл бұрын
The most PC anyway. I can think of something better, but it will offend people. Lol
@ricmorales3406
@ricmorales3406 3 жыл бұрын
@@ericluchinski what is it?
@markstevens1729
@markstevens1729 3 жыл бұрын
@@ericluchinski we believe the people who would be offended are worth offending in order to satisfy our curiosity. Do tell…
@charlesasmith7836
@charlesasmith7836 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed 👍
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 жыл бұрын
@@markstevens1729 CU next Tuesday...
@emartin787
@emartin787 3 жыл бұрын
Prayers for Nancy Harding to have a speedy recovery from her ACLU injury. LOL!
@MaximusX67
@MaximusX67 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah .. it's such a shame that her boyfriend, Jeff Buttafuoco, ran in there and slit her kneecaps like that!! That's Hockey Polo though, am I right?! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@jimross623
@jimross623 3 жыл бұрын
The “beer snake” was started by England Cricket fans about 10 years ago.
@jasondavis9751
@jasondavis9751 3 жыл бұрын
It was started in Winnipeg about 12 years ago.
@ZZ-qk8ji
@ZZ-qk8ji 3 жыл бұрын
I think they were stacking tea cups at an English cricket match
@Zakalwe76
@Zakalwe76 3 жыл бұрын
The English were doing mead snakes when the US wasnt a country.
@gilgemash
@gilgemash 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zakalwe76 us was a country. Full of Indeeyaans. Led by Chief BigFoot. But no body outside, knew of it and him.
@liupang00
@liupang00 3 жыл бұрын
@@gilgemash Well the name was definitely not US back then.
@kmk403
@kmk403 3 жыл бұрын
Melania busts out the "I don't really care..." jacket for trumps birthday 😂
@cynthiasaunders6491
@cynthiasaunders6491 3 жыл бұрын
OHHHH LOL!! 🤣🤣😂😂😭 LORD KNOWS THAT I REALLY NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!! 😂😂
@MargauxStewart
@MargauxStewart 3 жыл бұрын
K Mk: Your comment is Perfect and TRUE! Thanks I needed that Laugh at Both Malaria and and her orange porker !
@mattofbass
@mattofbass 3 жыл бұрын
My jacket says “ We don’t care if Donnie lost, do you ?
@dg.262
@dg.262 3 жыл бұрын
That jacket...I couldn't believe my lyin' eyes that she did that. Heartless.
@surenmoodley7744
@surenmoodley7744 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😹
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
Who's party did Donnie crash to make it look like it was a party for him?
@jcoptimus
@jcoptimus 3 жыл бұрын
... happy birthday to youuuuu. Now can we get back to our funeral, sir?
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
@@jcoptimus 🤣
@arhafrench5319
@arhafrench5319 3 жыл бұрын
OMG 👍🤣
@arhafrench5319
@arhafrench5319 3 жыл бұрын
@@jcoptimus😐 "Sir, is your name in the back of your suit? So we know who to return you to?" 😂
@charlesasmith7836
@charlesasmith7836 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😄 and a tiny little party to boot 😄
@stephen1569
@stephen1569 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s face it, education and behaviour in the USA are not what they could be.
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 3 жыл бұрын
"Batman has all those gadgets ... Pow. Bam. Splat." Just ...wow.
@guitarcatlind6075
@guitarcatlind6075 3 жыл бұрын
Im willing to bet that Majorie honestly either doen't know anything about the Holocaust, or she doesn't belive it happened.
@msc8663
@msc8663 3 жыл бұрын
Or just stupid
@julie8100
@julie8100 3 жыл бұрын
She visited Auschwitz in her teens
@ACD95
@ACD95 3 жыл бұрын
My assumption is the latter
@alienlizardqueen8748
@alienlizardqueen8748 3 жыл бұрын
Probably both.
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 3 жыл бұрын
She ran Auschwitz in a former life.
@danicha1464
@danicha1464 3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo we miss you! Come back!
@rmzidann
@rmzidann 3 жыл бұрын
“That Russian guy, Harry Runs-a-ton”... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lilianmcleod7099
@lilianmcleod7099 2 жыл бұрын
Lie witness news is great! 😂😂😂 I remember talking to a random stranger about soccer and he told me that his favorite player right now is Pelé. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Pelé is 80 🤷🏻‍♀️
@johnscott2849
@johnscott2849 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like a bunch of people singing to someone hoping to get them to go away.
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, really desultory.
@litterbox2010
@litterbox2010 3 жыл бұрын
That's so sad. They called him "President" in his birthday song? He's not, though.
@mariongittens4676
@mariongittens4676 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@witcher71
@witcher71 3 жыл бұрын
Once a President, Always a President. All of them.
@jackrohloff5524
@jackrohloff5524 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday dear "Mrmr Prmsedesnt"
@livinginvancouverbc2247
@livinginvancouverbc2247 3 жыл бұрын
As much as I despise Trump, Americans have a tradition of calling former presidents and governors by their titles. And they did screw up his Birthday song, they didn't all clearly sing "Mister President" as it was supposed to be, in Trump's massively tiny mind.
@danwilliams4270
@danwilliams4270 3 жыл бұрын
you retain the title for life. recreational drugs are not for everyone.
@cocobloco5056
@cocobloco5056 3 жыл бұрын
Lie Witness really worries me. People just lie for nothing.....And these are the brainless people who vote too.......
@rwusa1117
@rwusa1117 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody lies, no exceptions.
@cocobloco5056
@cocobloco5056 3 жыл бұрын
@@rwusa1117 yeah... but for some "reason"..... ? .....but this is rediculous. Don't you think ?
@Cgh432
@Cgh432 3 жыл бұрын
They also become President .
@MuskokaLocal
@MuskokaLocal 3 жыл бұрын
Overconfident ignorance. America in a nut shell.
@rwusa1117
@rwusa1117 3 жыл бұрын
@@cocobloco5056 A lie is always just a lie, no matter the reason.
@jdr9419
@jdr9419 3 жыл бұрын
Melanie is as horrible and ruthless as DJT is. He didn’t realize he was with someone who is as selfish as he is.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын
Even in her apology she’s deplorable.
@DiaryOfaCell
@DiaryOfaCell 3 жыл бұрын
You look hideous.
@Dan-ud8hz
@Dan-ud8hz 3 жыл бұрын
@@DiaryOfaCell You're looking at your reflection in your device's screen, incel
@Dan-ud8hz
@Dan-ud8hz 3 жыл бұрын
It's a fake apology
@terrygoyan3022
@terrygoyan3022 3 жыл бұрын
@@DiaryOfaCell That's the best you could do? Haha!
@witcher71
@witcher71 3 жыл бұрын
Deplorable? Good one Hillary
@thewatching6504
@thewatching6504 3 жыл бұрын
Hey remember when Trump pointed and said, "There's my African American" Well looks like he showed up. 1 black guy, just for show
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 3 жыл бұрын
He's the My African guy.
@benlutz1974
@benlutz1974 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: That one single black guy who kept showing up was a survivor of a Florida suicide nihilist death cult.
@mr.wegher3006
@mr.wegher3006 3 жыл бұрын
That was Hershel Walker. He must be out of his mind. Does he realize he's hanging out with the king of the American white supremacy movement? WTF?
@montepoteet6367
@montepoteet6367 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.wegher3006 hershel walker an his son both believe they of European descent lol
@mtadams2009
@mtadams2009 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.wegher3006 CTE?
@dorothysfriend
@dorothysfriend 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing has changed, America is still as smart as it ever was.
@alzychoze6591
@alzychoze6591 3 жыл бұрын
So really they did cut all the people who did know
@johncolen3379
@johncolen3379 3 жыл бұрын
Yep! and we have late night clowns who think they're political experts but are nothing but boring trash talking bullies with low self esteem knocking everyone. Losers!
@ericsneary5430
@ericsneary5430 3 жыл бұрын
@@johncolen3379 LOl yet here you are, spewing your ignorant BS
@robertaclark6079
@robertaclark6079 3 жыл бұрын
@@johncolen3379 yet, you watched?
@Sides3Sides
@Sides3Sides 3 жыл бұрын
@@johncolen3379 Trolls gonna troll.
@rogermoore27
@rogermoore27 3 жыл бұрын
LIE WINTESS is very important. We need to see how people lie with such ease
@tstuff
@tstuff 2 жыл бұрын
I saw 5 years of the Trump crime family. They have it down to an art and people still believe all their BS.
@vaguedreams
@vaguedreams 2 жыл бұрын
I just wish they would ask them where they are from before answering. The jenner one just worked a nerve. like WTF... that has to be staged. Jenner's what, like 70 years old. How the flip you going to be so ignorant to think a 70 year old is going to compete against people a quarter of their age...
@couchpotato6270
@couchpotato6270 3 жыл бұрын
Melania tRUMP wasn’t at Mar-a-LARDO’s 75th bday. Me: I really don’t care. Do you?
@ferretfriend5458
@ferretfriend5458 3 жыл бұрын
Not surprised, are you?
@PainterParts
@PainterParts 2 жыл бұрын
Also you: I care enough to comment
@thinkforyourself828
@thinkforyourself828 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I think you do. Here you are.😆
@christina747
@christina747 2 жыл бұрын
She’s just tired of changing his diaper.
@kathybishop6623
@kathybishop6623 2 жыл бұрын
Does she even live there ?
@Jan_YTview
@Jan_YTview 3 жыл бұрын
Lie Witness News makes me realise how timely the fable of The Emperors New Clothes remains. 🙃 😂😂
@richardleavitt8212
@richardleavitt8212 3 жыл бұрын
@@zameion90 ẞ asada à
@ronaldboyker9781
@ronaldboyker9781 3 жыл бұрын
So true.
@nancydenick1875
@nancydenick1875 2 жыл бұрын
Dont watch then
@meredithgood4203
@meredithgood4203 3 жыл бұрын
Ohmygoodness I was laughing and crying so loudly …. Looked up and the cat looked about as angry as Aunt Chippy
@josephcarroll6356
@josephcarroll6356 2 жыл бұрын
What's really funny is that it might be a simple mistake between some of the people watching the olympic trials thinking it's the olympics.
@mattr0103
@mattr0103 3 жыл бұрын
"Did it make you sad when all the ponies drowned?" "Mmmm... no" Excuse me, what??
@MrBsbotto
@MrBsbotto 3 жыл бұрын
Man, that guy can just crucify people. He's very tricky, he starts leading them further down the worm hole until they're lost. It's so cruel I think he's my idol.
@garywebb5927
@garywebb5927 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrBsbotto 😆 Jordan klepper of The Daily Show 😂😅
@julianbussells
@julianbussells 3 жыл бұрын
That stack of cups was approximately 3 1/2 Scaramuccis
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 3 жыл бұрын
So is a Scaramucci an Italian unit of measure, like a kilo?*
@nickpolizzi5897
@nickpolizzi5897 2 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS. So fresh!
@bladedr19Paul
@bladedr19Paul 3 жыл бұрын
Kimball you are like a fart in the elevator. Cowboy up America🤠☝🦅.
@jacquelinemcgarvie5908
@jacquelinemcgarvie5908 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of human excrement…best lean-in ever! Lmfao 🤣
@mandyinseattle
@mandyinseattle 3 жыл бұрын
That is the most LACKLUSTER rendition of happy birthday I have ever heard in my entire life and that is many decades
@vickil2118
@vickil2118 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a dirge!
@edwinagray4373
@edwinagray4373 3 жыл бұрын
It was LOW ENERGY.
@rubenrebenz1000
@rubenrebenz1000 3 жыл бұрын
You can hear the love, or lack there of.
@mandyinseattle
@mandyinseattle 3 жыл бұрын
@@vickil2118 😆😆
@jaster6056
@jaster6056 3 жыл бұрын
@@edwinagray4373 lol
@robinwallace7097
@robinwallace7097 3 жыл бұрын
Makes you realize that those statistics about plastic circling the earth, or enough to go to the moon and back, are really spot on. Makes me sad ... Stop selling plastic
@jeepdan7776
@jeepdan7776 3 жыл бұрын
How about you stop buying plastic.
@robinwallace7097
@robinwallace7097 3 жыл бұрын
I don't, as a matter of fact. I must change billions of minds to affect change ... or ... I can get a few to agree that we need to stop selling plastic. Government is proactive, the free market is reactive. The one sees a problem coming down the pike and heads it off at the pass, while the other tries, sometimes in vain, to fix the massive problem it's already created.
@WWZenaDo
@WWZenaDo 3 жыл бұрын
Replacing plastic as temporary packaging is going to take quite a bit of work. Every time one buys prepared foods, it's packaged in plastic. I wish that at least a person could bring their reusable containers to fast-food restaurants (like Chinese food places) to be used instead of the plastic and styrofoam items that are usually used, but that would require some kind of guarantee that the reusable container has been STERILIZED to prevent possibility of food poisoning from that source.
@paultorcello3869
@paultorcello3869 3 жыл бұрын
The Olympics bit made me realise that Americans are really scary
@yellowcircle1709
@yellowcircle1709 3 жыл бұрын
It's not just Americans. It's human nature. But I'd say it's even worse in some cultures where saving face is really important.
@TBrewer64
@TBrewer64 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand that bit. Did they tell the people beforehand to claim they've been watching the Olympics?
@paultorcello3869
@paultorcello3869 3 жыл бұрын
@Richard Walker Spoken like a typical QAnon walking dead. Trump lost, get over it.
@stephentyler4352
@stephentyler4352 2 жыл бұрын
@@paultorcello3869 There’s more than one way to skin a cat. Try reframing how we read Richard’s comment to see a different context. We can give him the benefit of the doubt. ✌🏾
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 3 жыл бұрын
The only debate Margarine Tater Greenbean needs is the doctors debating what antipsychotic meds to put her on..🤪
@Dan-ud8hz
@Dan-ud8hz 3 жыл бұрын
Mobocracy Traytor Goone belongs in prison for her role in the 1/6 insurrection
@cacitybird
@cacitybird 3 жыл бұрын
😁
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you mentioned between her doctors, not her and her doctors.
@Poetryandthings
@Poetryandthings 3 жыл бұрын
I think thorazine would do her a world of good.
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 3 жыл бұрын
@@Poetryandthings I'd choose risperidone.
@synopticos5253
@synopticos5253 3 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed Jimmy's razor-sharp tongue in this video. I feel ya, bro.
@AJ_Deadshow
@AJ_Deadshow 3 жыл бұрын
Wym?
@bbsy1
@bbsy1 2 жыл бұрын
We celebrate 4 birthdays at my house, my mom, my sister, my brother in law and myself. It is ten times louder and livelier, lol.
@plee6230
@plee6230 2 жыл бұрын
🥳🥳🥳🥳 HAPPY birthday 🎁🎂🎂🎂🎂
@olympic-gradelurker
@olympic-gradelurker 2 жыл бұрын
Knowing Eric and Tiffany's dad he probably told the crowd to sing him happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe, which only made it even more awkward.
@danforsythe5869
@danforsythe5869 3 жыл бұрын
The beer cup snake was started in the Canadian Football League. We were doing that at the old Winnipeg Stadium in the 1990's.
@rhyssanders9122
@rhyssanders9122 3 жыл бұрын
Cricket tests in Australia were doing it then, same with the AFL and NRL
@richard3921
@richard3921 3 жыл бұрын
yup, as a Winnipegger, I can confirm.
@JerryGarciaPOBox
@JerryGarciaPOBox 3 жыл бұрын
Must be so proud. Such an amazing contribution to ...uh. stupidity? 😉
@alrightyru
@alrightyru 3 жыл бұрын
@@plainsight1249 Go Elks ! 🙌 ...we'll get used to it
@rhyssanders9122
@rhyssanders9122 3 жыл бұрын
@@JerryGarciaPOBox Grow tf up son and live for fun when you can have it beyond life responsibilities
@leafyrox
@leafyrox 3 жыл бұрын
I love marge's new 'stache but I think it would be more useful a couple inches lower, with lots of adhesive.
@kenforu1531
@kenforu1531 3 жыл бұрын
Superglue!!
@kenforu1531
@kenforu1531 3 жыл бұрын
Superglue!
@claudia1423
@claudia1423 3 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld show. Elaine gets shoe polish on her boss's upper lip. 😂
@JerryGarciaPOBox
@JerryGarciaPOBox 3 жыл бұрын
@@claudia1423 lol. I remember that. Classic
@cyrushomes7512
@cyrushomes7512 3 жыл бұрын
Couple inches? 😊 Really? You are going too far down the barkhole brotha!
@tenofivelips
@tenofivelips 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear so few are in the studio. Stay the course, be safe.
@MelissaCardenas
@MelissaCardenas 3 жыл бұрын
Well, there I am in the Cubs game shot 😂 We got yelled at a few times by staff for the cups but my thought was that we were making their job easier LOL!
@katyrawlins804
@katyrawlins804 3 жыл бұрын
Let's hope they vote her out next election. 🙏
@marceasusanna7749
@marceasusanna7749 3 жыл бұрын
They won't. They love her.
@charlesasmith7836
@charlesasmith7836 3 жыл бұрын
So true let's hope 🙏
@melvinjamerson1920
@melvinjamerson1920 2 жыл бұрын
God Bless You American.
@travisb1757
@travisb1757 2 жыл бұрын
I hope she stays in. She is a true American treasure. She stands up to tyranny and evil. She is not a minion in the forces of darkness. God bless MTG! Light and truth is better than darkness and lies.
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 3 жыл бұрын
Aww, that last guy is adorable! Trying so hard to be honest but also wants to not disappoint this interviewer 💗
@ksc743
@ksc743 3 жыл бұрын
It floors me every time how they lie so convincingly😳
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 3 жыл бұрын
@@ksc743 oh, I didn't think he was convincing at all. He even did one of those super obvious hard blinks when he had to name the person. But a lot of them, yes!
@ksc743
@ksc743 3 жыл бұрын
@@melissasaint3283 I replied to the wrong comment. I meant the others (at least I'm honest😘)
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 3 жыл бұрын
@@ksc743 😂 good on you, girl!
@philwatling5109
@philwatling5109 3 жыл бұрын
No one in the audience even acknowleged the traitors birthday
@philwatling5109
@philwatling5109 3 жыл бұрын
@GRT Kiddo hey kiddo a traitor is someone who betrays his/her country you must be a Republican I can tell by your stench
@MsStevil
@MsStevil 3 жыл бұрын
@GRT Kiddo Uhhh, yeah we do and Trump is the biggest traitor of all.
@TrickWithAKnife
@TrickWithAKnife 3 жыл бұрын
This really didn't help the image the rest of the world has of American's being divorced from reality.
@lealmelisa
@lealmelisa 3 жыл бұрын
Get better Guillermo! Un abrazo!
@bhonest-gb5zg
@bhonest-gb5zg 3 ай бұрын
Pretty sure even Jimmy knows he ain't sick 😂what an awesome boss
@afoxydad
@afoxydad 3 жыл бұрын
Get better soon Guillermo!!! Show ain't the same without you
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 3 жыл бұрын
This is a comment about a commercial, about the Disney organization coopting Loki. They have no right to commercialize Loki. May they all have a 'mala pascua.'
@ethanweeter2732
@ethanweeter2732 2 жыл бұрын
He get COVID?
@erikaiam8864
@erikaiam8864 2 жыл бұрын
He was joking. He's at the ⚾ game.
@peytonmarceaux8788
@peytonmarceaux8788 2 жыл бұрын
@@aiman9365 hubbub
@ha1010rd
@ha1010rd 2 жыл бұрын
@@erikaiam8864 he's at the dodgers game😂😂
@seanahmed9079
@seanahmed9079 3 жыл бұрын
Long live the great Harry Runs-a-Tonne!!!
@SuperDenizen
@SuperDenizen Жыл бұрын
You can never go wromg with "I'm sorry" /sarcasm
@russbroda7207
@russbroda7207 3 жыл бұрын
Funny how people talk authoritatively when at the base of it they have no knowledge at all. Seeing this play out with everyday people helps us understand Trump and Brexit better.
@storybooc6116
@storybooc6116 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. People are too proud to tell they haven't watched it but it is easy for them to just lie. Kinda explains many things in our society
@edwardfletcher7790
@edwardfletcher7790 3 жыл бұрын
It totally explains the popularity of news on Facebook !!
@andydporter5136
@andydporter5136 3 жыл бұрын
Psychologists conducted an experiment on Harvard graduates and, surprise, surprise, found that even highly educated people will more often than not spout complete and utter BS rather than admit ignorance on a certain subject.
@storybooc6116
@storybooc6116 3 жыл бұрын
@@andydporter5136 I mean why? I think accepting something one the spot is sign of courage and aslo it saves your face when you are proved wrong afterwards
@scottamolinari
@scottamolinari 3 жыл бұрын
@@andydporter5136 Need to teach people to be humble and admit they lack knowledge. Nobody knows everything and in fact, even the smartest people still lack a ton of knowledge. Acting like you do know something when you don't just makes you more an idiot and allows you to stay ignorant.
@scooooter37
@scooooter37 3 жыл бұрын
She managed to get “The Holocaust is something some people don’t believe even happened” into her “apology”. Sorry, not sorry…
@lindastruckus776
@lindastruckus776 3 жыл бұрын
Disgusting woman
@jakejonesy9275
@jakejonesy9275 3 жыл бұрын
@Linda Struckus Keep blaming everyone else for your problems🤣
@juliancrooks3811
@juliancrooks3811 3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure she didn't go there to refine her techniques for abusing Jews
@chasmurphy1227
@chasmurphy1227 3 жыл бұрын
does it matter that she said that is a bad thing? or are we just using Jews as a prop to feign outrage?
@wyattmilliken3320
@wyattmilliken3320 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakejonesy9275 Tf you talking about
@RiteshKudalkar
@RiteshKudalkar 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, the thumbnail is so on point 😂
@pattysmet8387
@pattysmet8387 3 жыл бұрын
Why hasn’t she been made to resign? She has insulted poor families of lost love ones, but Cheney was made too, because they didn’t like her comments on Trump. And you wonder why nothing gets done, too busy tit for tat, must be nice to have a job , making millions and billions doing absolutely nothing.
@massey4business
@massey4business 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Melania was with Justin Trudeau instead of Donnie on his b-day. She was having her cake and eating it too.
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 3 жыл бұрын
Nope Trudeau is at nato summit.
@robynmurray7421
@robynmurray7421 3 жыл бұрын
@@kimclarke5018 He's celebrating the Queen's birthday instead.
@claudia1423
@claudia1423 3 жыл бұрын
Your humor is brutal!😂🇨🇦
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 3 жыл бұрын
Uh I doubt Justin Trudeau would stoop as low as Melanomia.
@davidgori4500
@davidgori4500 3 жыл бұрын
"The National Air and Jewish Space Laser Museum" will be temporarily closed due to an outbreak of reality. It will re-open following the next My Pillow rally or Sidney Powell press conference (whichever comes first)..
@deb3376
@deb3376 3 жыл бұрын
the only person who is against jews is the muslim and her squad in congress..
@skych1ck
@skych1ck 3 жыл бұрын
Great retort.
@FutureChaosTV
@FutureChaosTV 3 жыл бұрын
@@deb3376 No they aren't. Unlike you they don't hate people just because they are different.
@bbsy1
@bbsy1 2 жыл бұрын
Which one was Sidney Powell again? The lawyer, right? Too crazy even for Giuliani?
@davidgori4500
@davidgori4500 2 жыл бұрын
@@bbsy1 Yes. Too crazy for Rudy. Think about that. That's like being too cute for a boy band.
@AnneWilkynson
@AnneWilkynson 3 жыл бұрын
These people must be told to answer like this! If not I'm really depressed 😞
@lsf.999
@lsf.999 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at the "Pow! Bam! Splat!" joke. 😂 Yup, I am that old...
@reggieoverton4437
@reggieoverton4437 3 жыл бұрын
No one is ever apologetic until faced w/ consequences for their action/s...🤔🤔🤔
@jackwarren1687
@jackwarren1687 3 жыл бұрын
Dude....that was the cringiest birthday song I’ve ever seen
@adamjames5077
@adamjames5077 3 жыл бұрын
Its like they were all hostages and couldn't escape 😅🤣
@rosty2
@rosty2 2 жыл бұрын
Kind-of like when the dear leader of north Korea has a birthday party for himself.
@Kr0nicDragon
@Kr0nicDragon 2 жыл бұрын
Just putting this out there, the happy birthday song is trademarked
@FreeGaza.Laurie
@FreeGaza.Laurie 2 жыл бұрын
Yup omg 😳😂
@donnieboughton1730
@donnieboughton1730 2 жыл бұрын
He deffo peed on boebert after party...
@peggypennington3270
@peggypennington3270 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my. Thousands and thousands of well-wishers. The most ever for a President's birthday.
@alexpineiro7960
@alexpineiro7960 3 жыл бұрын
LOL..I can’t tell which was the bigger crowd, this or the Inauguration
@peaches5558
@peaches5558 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@peaches5558
@peaches5558 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@-C.S.R
@-C.S.R 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute what!?!?! Is that Herschel Walker sitting right next to Donald Trump at his birthday! Lol 😂
@MsShellectable
@MsShellectable 3 жыл бұрын
I love how everybody says they've been watching "a little bit."
@luckylambdin8269
@luckylambdin8269 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Greene actually apologized for something. Even harder to believe is the fact that she took the time to visit The Holocaust Museum.
@JerryGarciaPOBox
@JerryGarciaPOBox 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't hear an apology.
@PADS62
@PADS62 3 жыл бұрын
@@JerryGarciaPOBox Me either!
@MrBsbotto
@MrBsbotto 3 жыл бұрын
@@JerryGarciaPOBox Don't give her too much credit. She later complained she couldn't stroke the "hallowed cats." omg, that just stinks. I apologize.
@azoth6641
@azoth6641 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody clearly forced MTG's hand.
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 3 жыл бұрын
That's probably just what she calles her basement.
@akoto2136
@akoto2136 3 жыл бұрын
Marjorie asked,"Give me liberty or give me death". Is there anybody who would like to give her her second choice.
@tiberiusbird8277
@tiberiusbird8277 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! She just earned her elementary school diploma!!!
@dividedconquered3784
@dividedconquered3784 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing representative Yevette 😵 from New Mexico supporting, much less singing to a insurrectionist is deplorable! NM and AZ hopefully didn't flip the bill for thier representatives!😠😠😠
@ScienceBitch123
@ScienceBitch123 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe if she goes to the Smithsonian she'll believe in science too
@zizinnnn
@zizinnnn 3 жыл бұрын
and evolution, which she said she doesn’t believe in
@charlesasmith7836
@charlesasmith7836 3 жыл бұрын
So true she only believes in Jewish space lasers 🙄
@silverforest4682
@silverforest4682 3 жыл бұрын
And evolution.
@edwardfletcher7790
@edwardfletcher7790 3 жыл бұрын
Don't hold your breath...lol
@jonsirulesx9929
@jonsirulesx9929 3 жыл бұрын
Surely the existence of MTG is proof that God doesn't exist.
@billytaylor6604
@billytaylor6604 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair here, how many did he have to ask before he found those idiots?
@lisalisa1435
@lisalisa1435 2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Rogers did that... OMG I am dying!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@cindyyeager8627
@cindyyeager8627 3 жыл бұрын
1 more point on MTG's iq card and she'd be a rock.
@juliancrooks3811
@juliancrooks3811 3 жыл бұрын
That's insulting to the rock
@RicDrgn
@RicDrgn 3 жыл бұрын
A sack of hammers has more brains.
@deejayk5939
@deejayk5939 3 жыл бұрын
Truth!😷 she is beneath the rock!
@johnabuick
@johnabuick 3 жыл бұрын
More like a turd than a rock. sorry.
@erikaluff3767
@erikaluff3767 3 жыл бұрын
That's really funny!
@monicack523
@monicack523 3 жыл бұрын
This woman has an IQ of 2. The republicans have finally found someone on their level.
@meganesenpai
@meganesenpai 3 жыл бұрын
She lkst her intelligent, the only thing left is Q.
@bryncarlson2322
@bryncarlson2322 3 жыл бұрын
And here, I thought Palin, was pathetic... Is there, no bottom of the barrel, for Republicans ?
@tomservo5007
@tomservo5007 3 жыл бұрын
she was on the Education Committee
@trustno1737
@trustno1737 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomservo5007 and was stripped of it
@drizz1256
@drizz1256 3 жыл бұрын
Trump 2024!
@brendaleary9281
@brendaleary9281 2 жыл бұрын
When I saw that mustache!! I can't see very well, I bust out laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nathandavid1362
@nathandavid1362 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I’m dead. Because they’re out of oat milk hahahaha plus his delivery.😂🔥💚
@diamond3376
@diamond3376 3 жыл бұрын
That mustache looks hella natural on her
@TheSaltydog07
@TheSaltydog07 2 жыл бұрын
I'm no. 188
@meafordmichael
@meafordmichael 3 жыл бұрын
“Speaking of human excrement” - Marjorie Taylor Gangrene. You nailed it, Jimmy!!
@mg-Q17
@mg-Q17 3 жыл бұрын
Petty name calling is all the democrats can do. Let that sink in.
@Levi-rc8kh
@Levi-rc8kh 3 жыл бұрын
@@mg-Q17 I'm pretty sure u mean Donald Trump.
@Bs60182
@Bs60182 3 жыл бұрын
She looks like Dog the bounty hunter!!!
@meafordmichael
@meafordmichael 3 жыл бұрын
@@mg-Q17 Being a Psycopath is alright with you MAGA nut bars but harsh names you object to??
@angelaaguirre8155
@angelaaguirre8155 3 жыл бұрын
MG. Murdering Capitol police is all You trump thugs know to do.
@johnbond1577
@johnbond1577 2 жыл бұрын
About 10 days after this show was posted on KZfaq, it was on the news that now that Cruise Ships were going to be able to start taking cruises again; one of the FIRST SHIPS docked to pick up passengers, only to find that the CREW tested positive for Covid.... [A number of the crew had not waited long enough for their vaccine to kick in.] All the crew SAID they had the vaccine..... However, Florida had already passed a law BANNING the ships from asking for PROOF OF VACCINATION..... So, the inmates are in charge of the NUTHOUSE again!! Your show made the proper, and safe decision.... Good for you!!
@michaelgiovani9729
@michaelgiovani9729 3 жыл бұрын
Not sure what all the fuss is about the only way Trump get's to 270 is to lose 50 Lbs.
@chucklehead3697
@chucklehead3697 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice at Trump's birthday party he had a token black man?
@patrickharris8197
@patrickharris8197 3 жыл бұрын
It appeared to be Herschel Walker. 🤣
@boobonet9088
@boobonet9088 3 жыл бұрын
Nope, only you noticed that.
@maxxmabemwe4859
@maxxmabemwe4859 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the craziest athlete to ever lace up a pair of football shoes, Hershel Walker. Dallas made the greatest trade in NFL history when they traded that bum to the Vikings
@lafq
@lafq 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxxmabemwe4859 speaking in all honesty, he is. Which is unfortunate for everyone involved
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to tell the one lady that was interviewed: it's the SUMMER Olympics so there won't be any ice skating.
@melissinha73
@melissinha73 3 жыл бұрын
I know, right? And that there’s no skater called Nancy Harding… there was Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.
@jraaccounts
@jraaccounts 3 жыл бұрын
@@melissinha73 i think the interviewer did that on purpose. on top of the "figure skating", i was howling lol
@walerk0
@walerk0 3 жыл бұрын
@@jraaccounts you mean, like "Lan Quicken and the russian "Harry Runs-a-ton"?
@lisazabriskie4773
@lisazabriskie4773 3 жыл бұрын
I’m embarrassed for the Georgians in her district. Wth?
@eriqacosta78
@eriqacosta78 2 жыл бұрын
You know what people severely lack anymore, the words “I don’t know!”
@shelleysprinkle873
@shelleysprinkle873 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaf fr shot put lololol and the way he said it lmaf
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