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Scrap Mechanic has a challenge mode that lets you build the car of your dreams. We manage to build the funniest cars we've ever known. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
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@jessattebery419 2 жыл бұрын

“You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin” has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

@Kamirasu Жыл бұрын

bob has such a way with words

@haileyhill4521 Жыл бұрын

44:45 for anyone looking 😄

@maxbradley4097 Жыл бұрын

@@haileyhill4521 chad 🗿

@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube Жыл бұрын

@@haileyhill4521We appreciate you. Keep it up. ❤

@CoolMoth- 11 ай бұрын

@@haileyhill4521 thanks ur officially cool😎

@acehodge4902 2 жыл бұрын

34:07 Bob: *makes a minor change that really shouldn't do anything then mounts the horsecar* Bob: *fucking flies*

@demonmaster666 2 жыл бұрын

HIYAH!!! *ascends*

@CooledJets 2 жыл бұрын

He went from spindly long to vertical helicopter

@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to engineering.

@celebisme2114 Жыл бұрын

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 why i love it form one extreme to the next with minimal changes

@jotarocujoh8702 Жыл бұрын

And the clock has started!

@cookiesandcreme618 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine calling for an Uber, waiting a few minutes, then hearing ominous thudding and slamming noises. You look over and see it, with Mark piloting while Bob and Wade hold on for dear life. As they approach at rapid speed, seconds away from trampling you, you hear Mark scream: "IT'S A WILD ONE!!!"

@min._.nolonger86 2 жыл бұрын

i'm actually tearing up imagining this- I wanna be on that Uber so fucking bad now XD

@ideaammo3650 2 жыл бұрын

your comment deserves more likes

@cluelessnlonely6990 2 жыл бұрын

Or what happened in the first challenge when they flipped

@TheLadyKatt 2 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh

@pajlauj860 2 жыл бұрын

Somebody ANIMATE THIS Lol

@riccardopetrina4212 2 жыл бұрын

that "now reverse" at 33:42 and the subsequent crash is perfect timing. It is really the funniest part of the entire video.

@demonprincess9680 Жыл бұрын

It almost killed Mark

@cumcumcum148 11 ай бұрын

@@demonprincess9680it almost killed me. I am crying rn

@charadreemurr20XX 9 ай бұрын

@@cumcumcum148Same-

@leqhxx 5 ай бұрын

It’s the sudden speed of the crash that gets me 😭😭😭

@HikariSings Ай бұрын

I disagree on the funniest part, the "Here we go" *crash* is up there

@BB-TheCandleFairy 4 жыл бұрын

Me: goes grocery shopping That one wheel on the shopping cart: 10:06

@MansTooLit 4 жыл бұрын

BB ? I didn't even look at the video I knew exactly which part 😂

@jackofsometrades9208 4 жыл бұрын

Mans Too Lit Same

@BB-TheCandleFairy 4 жыл бұрын

Mythical Batman : sorry, I didn’t know someone else had commented this. I’ll double check next time before I comment.

@terminatortr06 4 жыл бұрын

@Mythical Batman i’m sorry but who fucking cares it’s stolen?

@Butterfly-uv5ye 3 жыл бұрын

So true

@kitkatpita6703 2 жыл бұрын

Bob: “We’re getting there!” The Car: *screams in vehicle agony and convulses* Bob: *”We’re communicating!”*

@docschaeffer3890 Жыл бұрын

the very best part hahahaha

@abbiebabbles Жыл бұрын

the one dhmis episode be like

@eventhorizon396 11 ай бұрын

Where?

@rokamayono8590 10 ай бұрын

@@eventhorizon396 34:26

@MothInTheVoid13 10 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@cathie_486 Жыл бұрын

i can see why 31:36 is the most reviewed part of the video it's such a beautiful creation, everyone wants to see her

@bluiciousalt7804 Жыл бұрын

Lol you did t even bother to change your name. What a lazy scammer.

@Kuromi.--. Жыл бұрын

I love how I knew what you were talking about just by "her"

@voxelvoxel Жыл бұрын

@@Kuromi.--. She's a wild one

@Booboo88e Жыл бұрын

@paulinasunday6512she's a wild one

@dragosrandomstuff9261 11 ай бұрын

Be warned, though…she’s quite a wild one

@jamesstewart9937 4 жыл бұрын

Bob: knows what he's doing Wade: sets engine to full power Mark: a skilled engineer that makes spider cars

@AznPrzsn 4 жыл бұрын

He's obviously just a fan of Star Wars.

@Lewd-Tenant_Isan 4 жыл бұрын

Wades motto for buildings things should be: if it looks dumb but it works, it's not dumb

@elliefuller3667 3 жыл бұрын

@@sleepydog2382 Kinda true, he learned how to be an engineer but he has never done it on a large scale so he can’t be that skilled with it, just a matter of taking a different career path

@lardlover3730 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kgthdc2468 3 жыл бұрын

@@AznPrzsn I think he’s more a fan of Wild Wild West

@dominorborg605 4 жыл бұрын

Catchphrases of the Episode: Bob: "It's coming back!" Wade: "First try!" Mark: "She's a wild one!

@JustAKomiFan 4 жыл бұрын

Idkw but your icon reminds me of the dog from stardew valley

@zomaimee2.056 4 жыл бұрын

CrazyNoodles, it has similar styling! I can see it myself.

@chunta957 3 жыл бұрын

@@JustAKomiFan that's the goat from the same game

@reesebeauchamp2455 3 жыл бұрын

You forgot the collective "sensei"

@sansnextdoor 3 жыл бұрын

what about *BLUE*

@ricobrack1304 2 жыл бұрын

"Turn the jets in you sociopath" a moment later "thank you for turn the jets on I'm sorry I called you a sociopath" the 2 different tones in his voice killed me

@KiwiBubbles Жыл бұрын

WHY did I have to scroll this far down to find a comment on this quote?! It is literally a crime that this comment doesn't have a million times more likes.

@abbiebabbles Жыл бұрын

literally how my dad talked to me

@TerribleVA Жыл бұрын

The biggest crime that this comment has done, is the fact there's no time stamp

@TerribleVA Жыл бұрын

@Alfred Chad-man-dude thank you

@minatoson5788 Ай бұрын

47:02

@user-mz4bz8gr9q Жыл бұрын

bob: the mastermind wade: the confused kid mark: the crazy teacher

@Rainok Жыл бұрын

Wade's the class clown

@mackenziewarring2621 Жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty much. Mark's always the crazy teacher.

@Whitemare_Blob Жыл бұрын

Goes from 'sensei' to 'dadday' like why Mark- 😭😂

@Whitemare_Blob Жыл бұрын

@@mackenziewarring2621Mark's always the crazy *something,* whether it be teacher, friend, leader, you name it 😂

@xavierforsyth7350 10 ай бұрын

Lol bob is not the master

@oceanman7176 3 жыл бұрын

33:46 i love how it doesn’t just fall, it full on slams into the ground

@kellen_was_taken1350 3 жыл бұрын

69 likes owo

@oceanman7176 3 жыл бұрын

please extract my eardrums with a rusty spoon

@kellen_was_taken1350 3 жыл бұрын

@@oceanman7176 Uhhh

@humantwister9209 3 жыл бұрын

@@oceanman7176 ok

@spicypeachdev 2 жыл бұрын

@@oceanman7176 well damn

@theonewholost1859 4 жыл бұрын

"There is no God here..." - Bob, in response to the birth of the Wild One.

@Sheashay101 4 жыл бұрын

Other than himself

@merlenclownshuffles 4 жыл бұрын

hav a good day.

@batman_meowface7752 4 жыл бұрын

Perfect timing read it as soon as he said it

@God-nv7cp 4 жыл бұрын

Hee hee

@dependsonwhosasking 4 жыл бұрын

"What have you done!!"

@Hyskaris Жыл бұрын

33:42 was single handedly the funniest thing in this whole video to me. Lixian did such a good job with this entire masterpiece, but there's just no editing that can make that moment any more hilarious than it already is

@stoodievids4084 Жыл бұрын

😭 best part of the video

@ood_newt8626 Жыл бұрын

25:10, Bob: "I'll show you how you're supposed to do it" The car: *breaks into 3*

@zcarp8642 Жыл бұрын

He's a wild one!

@jaybou007 3 жыл бұрын

Mark's engineering teacher: "I...I do not understand the blueprints you presented in your essay." Mark: "SSSSSPINDLY LOOOONG!"

@MrBlack-zt9qr 2 жыл бұрын

LOOONNGGG AND SPINDLY.

@yellobanana6456 2 жыл бұрын

SSSSPINNNDLYY LOOOOONG

@calliesta 2 жыл бұрын

@@yellobanana6456 Your pfp is perfect for this comment

@djwilson1993 2 жыл бұрын

“Have you considered… long spindly?” “This is why you’re on KZfaq.”

@zeusthefox1585 2 жыл бұрын

SHE'S A WILD ONE!!

@starwarsinfo5378 4 жыл бұрын

I love how the red robot with the notebook is just taking notes like “interesting, interesting, very interesting”

@mcbutterbunny8509 4 жыл бұрын

InTeReStInG iNtErEsTiNg

@Survivor-of-impossible-odds 4 жыл бұрын

He's writing all doing and is sending it to the insane asylum. Also writing a plea for help....

@conradlecroy5821 4 жыл бұрын

You just check the notes and it just says “Yep, these guys are whack-a-doodles!” 😂

@johnnyboswell2697 4 жыл бұрын

Write that down! Write that down!

@childishgrimm9610 4 жыл бұрын

Like the cat from Star vs Evil "Interesting"

@SlickViper Жыл бұрын

31:34 i don't know what's funnier: them laughing or what they're laughing at

@enderrune7516 Жыл бұрын

Both

@maggiemccauslin1084 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@Traceywacey117 9 ай бұрын

33:15 has to be my favorite part, the absolute pain in Mark’s voice when he says “ow it keeps hitting me”

@rebeccalyon6780 2 ай бұрын

"Run away!"😂

@ravenwashere1776 3 жыл бұрын

30:48 My man just reinvented the horse lmao

@epix5385 3 жыл бұрын

SPINDLY LONG

@brickwallgoalie4762 3 жыл бұрын

ive never laughed this hard in my life. im litterialy going to fricking die

@SmolBoi_ 3 жыл бұрын

I died and im never comming back ( Death because of laughter )

@SmolBoi_ 3 жыл бұрын

im going to die if i watch any more

@shradicle8576 3 жыл бұрын

I remember when I first saw this 10 months ago.

@a2x._ron 4 жыл бұрын

I love how the words "it's coming back" and "shes a wild one" pretty much summarize the entire video😂

@elektrasupernor2116 4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the millions of "hmmmmms" and "sensei"

@ezranotbridger 4 жыл бұрын

And “I think this’ll work”

@danganronpadweeb8730 4 жыл бұрын

Play animatronic hell

@FlareDrafox 4 жыл бұрын

Also: "don't you worry about it!"

@FlareDrafox 4 жыл бұрын

One more, all of the "i see, i see"

@JordonLeBlanc Жыл бұрын

i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe and gave myself a headache, i haven't laughed this hard in forever! thank you boys

@stormscout0995 Жыл бұрын

My sides started hurting I laughed so hard

@Whitemare_Blob Жыл бұрын

Now imagine this video, but with one more certain Irish guy who's definitely smart enough, but dumb on purpose to make it funny 😂😂😂😂 (talking abt Jacksepticeye)

@JordonLeBlanc Жыл бұрын

@@Whitemare_Blob I knew exactly who you were talking about🥰🤣

@athickie 2 жыл бұрын

37:41 Mark yelling blue to activate the strip omfg my side pls 😭😭

@chenstormstout9456 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god 33:47 was some Wile E. Coyote shit. The way he said “reverse!” And it just violently threw itself to one side. I couldn’t breathe! XD

@briannafarris7295 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@johngallagher9354 3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@aldrika3222 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think it understands the word ‘Reverse’

@BellNova 3 жыл бұрын

This video is my favorite out of the comedy part from Markiplier

@sansundertale4383 3 жыл бұрын

@@aldrika3222 I agree

@DarkShadoan 4 жыл бұрын

Bob's laughter is the most infectious thing ever. He starts laughing and I do too.

@goregasm972 4 жыл бұрын

I agree I love Bob's laugh xD

@couldnt-be-me 4 жыл бұрын

Watch skate 2 the first episode

@thearchmagiste 4 жыл бұрын

That’s why I frickin love Bob the most out of the group, Mark and Wade are fabulous on their own, but Bob just brings a group together.

@OmegaWolf-no8rt 4 жыл бұрын

@@thearchmagiste I agree I can't imagine the group without Bob

@skybagel9158 4 жыл бұрын

It’s the damn wheeze

@Silverflame-1 Жыл бұрын

30:30 "long spindly, spindly long" "My genius knows no bounds, it knows NO bounds"

@BluKins9 Жыл бұрын

I love how Bob is nice enough to tell mark and Wade how the game works. You don’t get that often when you load into a game with infants and the only information you get is “fix it, loser”

@heartofonyx9763 3 жыл бұрын

32:30 Easily one of my favorite moments. The way bob says “She’s a wild one, you said it yerself,” coupled with Mark stumbling over his words while trying to come up with a witty remark, only to end up laughing harder, realizing the joke can’t get funnier, is just fucking amazing.

@josephmckenzie143 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE!! Seconds later: "Hey how's your day?" "Oh you know, I'm underground."

@josephmckenzie2832 Жыл бұрын

1:37 Bob casually: how's this bad boy he seems woops. XD

@EmceeCh4p Жыл бұрын

Followed shortly by "Okay, now reverse".......SLAM

@conch.7232 4 жыл бұрын

They have had some good laughs but damn, they haven’t had one like this is a while.

@ratedsforsisters2717 4 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow Annus

@hat6085 4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that

@enxzler 4 жыл бұрын

@@ratedsforsisters2717 WTF

@ssonnie4705 4 жыл бұрын

Brother We unite

@anrijsc1037 4 жыл бұрын

@@enxzler Yeah go check out Mark and Ethan's channel Unus Annus. That's their logo.

@minatoson5788 Жыл бұрын

15:24 is when you are half asleep doing something and then looking at it later.

@benji_and_the_tomatoes Жыл бұрын

why is this description so perfect 😂😂

@egorex1834 Жыл бұрын

5:00 Mark refuses to believe game physics. 20:39 Mark is offended by his own creation. 25:30 Mark refuses to believe game physics part2 30:35 Mark makes his GENIUS creation.

@enderrune7516 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes Mark saga

@LorenHelgeson Жыл бұрын

She's a wild one.

@badartcentral5078 4 жыл бұрын

“Wait she’s coming around” and “she’s a wild one” had me cry laughing

@anonymous-be7fj 4 жыл бұрын

Bru

@Gabriel-he6ih 4 жыл бұрын

This brings a whole another meaning to Crazy Horse

@CherryBomb_Games 4 жыл бұрын

She's a wild one for sure got me

@borbleborb4586 3 жыл бұрын

“It’s coming back”

@ruthlynam7380 3 жыл бұрын

i love how mark instinctively started twirling a non-existant villain mustache when wade discovered his sabotage 29:40

@ell8984 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@themaninyourcabinet8438 3 жыл бұрын

:0 666 likes

@GOLEM-lg1yn 3 жыл бұрын

this makes it so much funnier

@kadenfoster9038 3 жыл бұрын

his warfstache you might say XD

@serperiorandtheanimator9216 3 жыл бұрын

Wilford warfstache will return

@moonpen_ Жыл бұрын

God the spider robot bit is one of the best these three have done, love that all three contributed. Mark made the monstrosity, Bob improved it and Wade made it for all to share

@gub4984 2 жыл бұрын

Mark, Bob, and Wade are the BEST trio i have ever seen🤣

@spidey1100 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: "Now... Reverse!" *Thud* Comedic genius.

@mysticmind4563 3 жыл бұрын

Now THAT was the part that almost made died of laughter.

@mhndgamingking 3 жыл бұрын

At what time?

@itsthecrayon4065 3 жыл бұрын

@@mhndgamingking 33:42 It's my absolute favourite part, gets me in stitches every time! :

@Dpm_2005 2 жыл бұрын

I did laugh a lot, ngl.

@multisplace3783 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm up here, and now I'm down here."

@unofficialsliceofbread6461 4 жыл бұрын

31:30 "If your creation fails to work as intended, lets just call it art" - Scrap Mechanic loading tips

@elektrasupernor2116 3 жыл бұрын

Art is an understatement for that beauty lmao-

@quickishq9642 3 жыл бұрын

I think it worked EXACTLY as intended if you ask me

@veljkostejic9866 Жыл бұрын

32:12 markiplier: makes a creative thing that doesn't work the machine next to him:write that down, write that down

@anthonychristy9239 6 ай бұрын

Years later, and this is still my favorite video of our beloved Trio... I laugh almost as hard as they do. It always brings smiles to my face.

@hallieeramos 4 жыл бұрын

"You kissed victory on the lips but it was your cousin!" Is the best thing to have ever come out of Bob's mouth.

@peebledeeble 3 жыл бұрын

this video is just an anomaly. i’ve never laughed so fucking hard, i come back every few weeks just for the pure serotonin. the editing, mark’s himbo behavior, the nonsensical sound effects, bob’s casual comedic genius, wade’s weaponized ignorance, it’s just *chef kiss*

@hackymchackerman 2 жыл бұрын

Mark's Himbo Energy is an everlasting constant in this world

@gingechicken7394 2 жыл бұрын

@@hackymchackerman part of why I like him so much, he always makes me feel welcome and safe (hard to describe) when I'm having a bad mental day

@hackymchackerman 2 жыл бұрын

@@gingechicken7394 nah i absolutely get it! marks videos (esp with bob and wade) aways cheer me up. i default to their playlists when im feeling upsetti spaghetti

@Directfire123 2 жыл бұрын

35:19 just watch

@maxwellstandley8815 2 жыл бұрын

@@Directfire123 thank you for the best time stamp

@Toast_Sandwich Жыл бұрын

28:57 and there we have it. *It was Mark’s joke first, WADE*

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Жыл бұрын

Wade didn't even TRY to contest it

@josephmckenzie143 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: I was in engineering. Also Mark: SHE'S A WILD ONE!

@Jeferic 11 күн бұрын

Hello old account

@teslacoil5378 3 жыл бұрын

Y'know, I absolutely love the dynamic between Mark, Bob and Wade. If this awesome trio has ever taught me anything, it's that you should always find friends that treat you like this. Friends that you can just banter with carelessly and just have one hell of a good time. It's so great to see, honestly, and because the chemistry between the three is so great, it's contagious and addictive to watch. I love it so much.

@gun_violence_gaming 3 жыл бұрын

I have never read anything I agreed with more

@DesolateLavender 2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have said it better.

@romandaniels2415 2 жыл бұрын

This is what the real boys look like. They don’t need the beans to have a great time.

@Edwenthewolfxx 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@SteampunkHorse 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. Everything about this comment.

@thedingboat5827 3 жыл бұрын

16:51 + 30:50 Bob and Wade: This won’t work. Mark: “The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.”

@tippaterrius6214 2 жыл бұрын

mark: goes to engineering school also mark: creates a 5-minute crafts level IQ and humor level destroyer destroyer with a toilet wood and some motors

@_gorillazfreakinc._2 2 жыл бұрын

18:45 The vehicle became a candle

@rocketracoon709 4 жыл бұрын

At 33:44 when Mark goes "now, reverse" and Wade just fucks it and hits the ground feels like the game equivalent of Doofenshmirtz and his army of robots with self destruct buttons on the feet, then him going "aaaand, march!" and them all immediately exploding

@perkum1144 4 жыл бұрын

Ok it's funny you thought Wade was the one who screwed it up and you know what I thought so too at first

@smilemore7431 4 жыл бұрын

Big Wade energy is my new favorite thing. Definition: when something seems stupid but it works anyways, it’s got big Wade energy.

@icey3x826 4 жыл бұрын

So mission failed successfully

@NamesBondHavingStronk 4 жыл бұрын

@@icey3x826 well yes but actually yes

@SmallShibaSSS 4 жыл бұрын

Mission failed. Respect+

@SlateofGranite 4 жыл бұрын

so what you're saying is.........Big Wade energy is just WAAAGH!!! energy? Is Wade secretly a purple ork?

@SirBeekers 4 жыл бұрын

Is it gonna work? Well, no but actually yes.

@watercannonscollaboration2281 6 ай бұрын

11:39 Mark: “Sensei, not daddy” Also Mark in less than 40 seconds: “please please, call me daddy”

@starlitespeed 4 ай бұрын

i think it’s specifically “daddei” like a mix of the two

@woteveruk1 2 жыл бұрын

20:20, this takes on a whole new meaning after watching matpats theory on markipliers pokemon choices and the things he noticed about mark liking the pokemon with long legs, lol

@Whitemare_Blob Жыл бұрын

I REMEMBER THAT OH NOOOOO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zero4391 4 жыл бұрын

“You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!” I am deceased!

@zero4391 4 жыл бұрын

Nightowler lol

@hannahbotwinick7672 4 жыл бұрын

@@nightowler672 hi gay i am also gay

@jimmybateman5014 4 жыл бұрын

@@hannahbotwinick7672 hi also gay, i am the one don't weigh a ton

@BOOitsaghost 4 жыл бұрын

@@hannahbotwinick7672 hi also gay, im also also gay

@matthewwilliams8267 4 жыл бұрын

Hi also also gay, I'm not gay

@amandawaldolol 4 жыл бұрын

Mark's kid goes to friend's house and they just hear him yell: YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE SEAT BELTS! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SEAT BELTS? YOU NEED SEAT BELTS!!!! and the friend immediately rethinks their life

@ghostface6740 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@hadez908 3 жыл бұрын

Probably because they didn’t have enough seatbelts

@midnight-sunset 3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@maxwilson7001 Жыл бұрын

When Mark turned the engine’s power all the way up and Bob floored it with the SFX I laughed so hard

@yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon Жыл бұрын

Man at 30:50 I almost laughed myself to death.

@kreep9835 7 ай бұрын

“Long, spindly, SPINDLY LONG.” Markiplier

@Freeman2102 4 жыл бұрын

"she's a wild one" had me crying and laughing like I haven't in a while. I know it wasn't their intention but I am hurting.

@Newt1981 4 жыл бұрын

I was crying laughing too, it's been a bit since a video has had me laughing this hard! And that's for sure their intention! They want us to laugh and enjoy their content :) Glad you enjoyed it too!

@aubreydaldridge 4 жыл бұрын

I'm crying watching the legs go back and forth on its side 😂😂😂

@gamingmonkey0549 4 жыл бұрын

No lie I nearly sh!t myself

@Mistner 4 жыл бұрын

Im cry laughing right now

@dependsonwhosasking 4 жыл бұрын

It's coming back

@NathanTheMan 4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know machines were alive, but when Mark said “reverse” I saw his creation die.

@daphnehill68 4 жыл бұрын

You mean be born?

@Zack_Zander 4 жыл бұрын

fang the editor fox 33:46 I think it’s dead

@3raccoonsinanoversizedswea971 Жыл бұрын

this is my comfort video. I've watched it more times than I can count, every time I'm upset, and with the rough I and my family are going through, it's a lot. I love this video so much, thank you mark, thank you bob, and thank you wade, you guys were a central part of me growing up, and you're still a central part of my life today

@violet8870 Жыл бұрын

Mark went from student, to sensei, to daddy to student again

@jaybou007 3 жыл бұрын

33:43 Mark: "Okay! Now, reverse!" *Bob faceplants into Oblivion*

@shadophaxx2401 3 жыл бұрын

Bob: puts car in reverse The fabric of reality: mr Stark I don’t feel so good

@firecruher374 3 жыл бұрын

The entirety of the 33:00 part, i was like "Imagine having a horse, and one day it just does this" I made myself laugh so fricking hard

@Johndoe-jd 3 жыл бұрын

Well it would be a wild one

@TronicSSJ07 Ай бұрын

It’s legs just rapidly move in 360 degrees. 💀

@user-hb7kn4bz8p 5 ай бұрын

You see, what we haven't realized is that their creation was not a car at all. It was a helicopter that suplexes anyone who pilots it incorrectly.

@Terrifyger Жыл бұрын

I think I know why this video is so ridiculously hilarious. With all the vehicles they're building, whether they work or not, it all feels like a classic Garry's Mod episode. The tires and thrusters, the parts of the vehicles spazzing out... it all just reminds me of back when the three of them were making their own rockets in Gmod. This video has that EXACT same energy to it. Particularly around the 30:50 mark, when the spidercar segment begins.

@gryphon- 4 жыл бұрын

“Something seems to be missing from the car” A toilet seat obviously

@canthispotatoget10ksubs97 4 жыл бұрын

Don't Read My Icon Ok

@holyassasin0544 4 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Icon too late!!!

@halfy8375 4 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Icon aight

@halfy8375 4 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Icon ight

@dedshade 4 жыл бұрын

They said this as soon as I saw this comment

@whentheisthewhen5001 4 жыл бұрын

plot twist: the title was a warning and we will laugh to death with them at that timestamp

@nigmonster 4 жыл бұрын

@@connallcunningham7398 no

@fireshockgamer6734 4 жыл бұрын

@@nigmonster oh hello word I would have used

@nukeless7744 4 жыл бұрын

@@nigmonster no

@d9zirable 4 жыл бұрын

@@nigmonster.

@churchillwang4269 4 жыл бұрын

@@nigmonster nO

@trotomz 7 ай бұрын

Years later and this video still gets recommended so many times, and its still such a funny video.

@etienneleroi9515 11 ай бұрын

How does this only have 240k likes? This is an S-tier video with incredible humor!

@GageisME333 4 жыл бұрын

34:07 bob: “hiiyah” Mark’s monstrosity: “i must go, my people need m-... never mind”

@TimDaCorgi 4 жыл бұрын

"Imma stay here"

@hooodini3322 4 жыл бұрын

I must return my people no longer need me!

@constantconfusion4199 4 жыл бұрын

I agree!

@kittttykats 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: “I’ve studied engineering” Bob: “the bearing connects those blocks together that’s how you do steering, that’s what the steering is so now if connect those bearings to the steering wheel it’ll just power them” Mark: :0

@KharonDeLune_vtb 4 жыл бұрын

Biomechanical engineering. More of the 'unholy heathen GMO scorpion-cabbage' than building mechs.

@lukewarmfishwater 4 жыл бұрын

wait when was that lmao

@crysheart 4 жыл бұрын

@@KharonDeLune_vtb this explains his spidery designs

@fadelaltars3327 4 жыл бұрын

@RainbowSheltie 4 жыл бұрын

Kaitlyn Smith It’s probably just been a horrendously long time since he studied civil engineering (which he studied for before he switched to biomedical engineering). I think in this particular part your talking about, he just wasn’t sure what those bearings did, since there was one for the tires already. But, IRL, vehicles usually contain more parts in general... and we all know he wasn’t paying any attention to anything but farming in the main game. XD

@DagoDuck 2 жыл бұрын

44:40 Bob made me laugh so hard.

@lyraparker4258 Жыл бұрын

13:09 i love talking about if mark had kids

@authorlacey 4 жыл бұрын

"You kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!" -- Bob 2020

@amxterxsu138 4 жыл бұрын

Can I get a timestamp please-

@TzAeRlDdIaSFAN247 4 жыл бұрын

@@amxterxsu138 44:43 But you'll want to rewind about 15-30 Seconds before to catch the whole scene 😂

@diegamer2325 2 жыл бұрын

9:30 wade laughed like he was failing pac-man

@Apes_are_monkeys 2 жыл бұрын

Underrated asf comment

@StealthTheFoxz 2 жыл бұрын

I'm dead. You've won this battle, sir.

@basilleaves4320 Жыл бұрын

100% underrated comment. Almost choked laughing

@SuperNickoHarris Жыл бұрын

its funny because its true 😂😂😂

@jackmahoney5652 Жыл бұрын

STICK- STICK THE LANDING! STICK IT! S- STICK THE LANDING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

@kleid1234 Жыл бұрын

45:53 Bob: ALL THE WAY! Jack: To fucking victory town.

@user-im6ms1me4y 2 жыл бұрын

28:07 *Bob turns into a trumpet*

@aliciaashworth979 3 жыл бұрын

Wade: “It’s coming back, it’s coming back” Also wade: flies into the abyss

@van2033 2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry bro it's gonna come back

@dirtiestdan123 3 жыл бұрын

it makes me terribly sad that he never went back to this game

@tigerlily2816 3 жыл бұрын

Yea. It would’ve been hilarious should we start a petition to revive this game?

@oliviamoore5119 3 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume we have any day over what he does lmao

@whocares8567 3 жыл бұрын

@@oliviamoore5119 true sadge

@DesolateLavender 2 жыл бұрын

I don't think it would or could ever live up to this. It just couldn't. Let's be honest. It ended on an amazing note, and that's okay.

@matthewtambunan7827 2 жыл бұрын

@@DesolateLavender scrapman

@samryder8496 2 жыл бұрын

Mark talking about pranking his future kids with the toilet-seatbelt is fucking sending me 🤣 I’m just imagining that, him telling his kids they have to buckle up before they shit and then Amy being like “Mark STOP TELLING THEM THAT-”

@hmminterestinginterestingi3023 5 ай бұрын

This is seriously one of the best Markiplier videos ever. Everybody talks and knows about the *SPINDLY LONG LONG AND SPINDLEY* mobile at 30:50 but marks suspension spider at 15:25 is just as good. Bob laughing and saying "I'm laughing at this other funny thing that's going on, its unrelated" is peak humour with the boys

@ForeverLaxx 4 жыл бұрын

You'd think that studying to be an engineer would steer Mark away from making everything extremely narrow and tall, but no.

@lyrabonlovesu3688 4 жыл бұрын

But maybe

@yobressik 4 жыл бұрын

I thought of this reading your comment. “Here lies a toppled god. His fall was not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune Messiah

@NDJunction 4 жыл бұрын

don't worry; he prolly made everything a spindly spider in college, too xD

@darksev.6468 4 жыл бұрын

That fucking pun.

@nerdgirl1012 4 жыл бұрын

I think it encourages him

@kozekyto 3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years.

@semb6176 3 жыл бұрын

Me too even if I'm late but I have never laughed like this my whole life

@natalie7480 3 жыл бұрын

same omfg

@lukekrepich8746 3 жыл бұрын

Hold on shes a wild one

@user-bi1fe8nq2y 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@pqttxr6421 3 жыл бұрын

Same dude, same

@depressed_bulls Жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite videos on this site everytime I need to laugh I watch this

@someguyakanoahw Жыл бұрын

as a person who has played sm long before Survival released, Mark’s creation at around 30:50 makes my brain hurt, but its so funny!

@shinstar4269 4 жыл бұрын

There are 2 kind of people watching this video: - The ones skipping to 30:50 to see if the title of the video is true -The ones that watch the whole video waiting to arrive to 30:50 and see if the title is true

@schizophrenicmelancholy2706 3 жыл бұрын

Then there is me, previewing the 1st 30 seconds and then start from the beginning just to have something to look forward to.

@tommypham5299 3 жыл бұрын

Then there’s me who watched the stream before all this happened

@leo3983 3 жыл бұрын

And then there’s me, who isn’t watching the video, but is just scrolling through the comments

@ingramcomputers2649 3 жыл бұрын

I just play half life I don't even know what a napkin story is

@lostline4007 3 жыл бұрын

I'm the second. Becuase of that I am double dead. I was in the grave before, and this video killed me again. Someone please expain how this is possible. please

@aurochtamer 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: "I studied to be an engineer." Also Mark: Recreates Qwop in Scrap Mechanic

@nugget1685 4 жыл бұрын

Good one lol.

@silverhawk6748 4 жыл бұрын

I think that is the best example of an great engineer being able to create one of the most frustrating movement systems in a not so frustrating game

@Fire-Manz 4 жыл бұрын

I can't breathe! HAHAHAHA!

@NoriMori1992 4 жыл бұрын

Lol that's a great description.

@Kyleeurbestie Жыл бұрын

The way the goddamn vehicle just falls over at 33:47 it just destroys me everytime. I can't even explain why it's funny it just is!

@balck1123 Жыл бұрын

I love the edit at 5:48. Cracks me up everytime.

@Linlinstellaluna 3 жыл бұрын

"Are you offended by the tallness of your own creation" is probably my favorite Bob comeback ever. 20:37

@Cassiush17 3 жыл бұрын

Also how he makes a fucking giraffe🤣🤣🤣

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 жыл бұрын

@@Cassiush17 you can't just forget about Gandalf the bald

@aurorawood5415 3 жыл бұрын

Bob's laughter is the most infectious thing ever. He starts laughing and I do too.

@itirv123 4 жыл бұрын

Mark be like “do not question the *ELEVATED* one”

@zhouan786 4 жыл бұрын

"I see no god up here other than *ME*"

@NijiHoloFan 4 жыл бұрын

fun fact: im also 5'9" and i too feel short EDIT: this is in relation to the *ELEVATED* one

@TavernBard1321 4 жыл бұрын

@@NijiHoloFan your 11 inch ahead of me

@snarkdragon 3 жыл бұрын

As in the Irken Empire, do not question your TALLEST!

@generalfishy2094 Жыл бұрын

40:23 shes a wild one

@siveonstrix 2 жыл бұрын

Props to Lixian for adding all the subtitles and sound effects that make these videos so much funnier

@ps7678 4 жыл бұрын

I like the fact that at 32:05 his "contraption" falls over, the challenge bot is silently making notes right next to him.

@bluetube767 4 жыл бұрын

Marks comments on poly bridge: this is the closest engineering mark will ever get Mark:are you sure about that

@DolusVulpes 4 жыл бұрын

After 30:50: Yeah, we're sure.

@torgothegrey3567 4 жыл бұрын

"She's coming around..."

@oliviaplayjones516 Жыл бұрын

10:58 favorite moment. right here

@kreep9835 7 ай бұрын

“Sensei, forgive me.” “No .”

@hartmanmeints7875 Жыл бұрын

I come back to this video all the time because of how chaotic it is

@lunarmoon7636 4 жыл бұрын

41:04 edits like these are the reason i get happy when i see "EDITED BY LIXIAN" in the description

@zacsbrebac8298 4 жыл бұрын

Lixian's use of sound effects is amazing and his smash cuts are so great and I am so happy we get to witness his work. I just tweeted at him to compliment his work on this video.

@bearcubsartthings 3 жыл бұрын

*"tURn ThE jETs oN YoU sOCiOPaTH!"* - Bob 2020

@nunoalvesafonso 3 жыл бұрын

47:03

@michaelmeadows1539 3 жыл бұрын

Sociopath

@certifiedserosimp 3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmeadows1539 That's what they said

@michaelmeadows1539 3 жыл бұрын

Oh im srry i didnt know im a child

@michaelmeadows1539 3 жыл бұрын

Im eleven

@cirsympy 2 жыл бұрын

Bob’s “go down!” and Mark’s “Blue!” Gives off the same energy ngl

@jaybou007 4 ай бұрын

It's been three long SSSSSSSPINDLY years since this happened. And still, when I watch what happens at 33:00, I still laugh to tears. Hearing Bob gasping for air while being possessed by the demon of laughs is still better than 3 hours with Mr Head Doctor MD.