“And his only hope for survival are these guys” I think it’s reversed, i think Kevin is carrying bob, wade, and mark here

"my life is in the hands of an idiot!" "No no no no no.... THREE idiots!!"

I would just drown if I kelvin

If I was Kelvin I would go to that buoy and make them gather for me

​@@Kai_isdeadfr😂

I get the feeling that Wade would be the guy to wave hi to Stevie Wonder. Some people are just that way. Like my aunt who responds to "no comprende Inglas" while on vacation in Spain by talking very loud, and very slow "I have to speak clearly so he can comprehend!" ... I'll be over staring into the ocean. I can't deal with this right now.

And early the told him to listen to them on distractible.

@@MbitaChizi - Getting your account banned for spamming random KZfaq comment sections wouldn't help! 😂

​@@arudanel5542Stevie wonder isnt deaf. He is blind.

@@stevengomez1284 That's the point. He feels that Wade would wave (his hand) at Stevie Wonder (who wouldn't be able to see it).

If he was, he might have gotten more shit done 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Guess that makes mark bowser

American Mario and Luigi.

​@@tonytrainwreck9316 Mario and Luigi? Nah Mack and Logan

@@dcarterm8371And Kelvin is definitely Peach.

Lol Bob, mark, and wade, being the last hope for humanity would be awful

Ok but he was also hurting them!

@@anthonylesley982 I mean, i would trust atleast Mark.

Two human companions is peak

Let's not forget that instead of working together to maybe get the guy off the island as quickly as possible given that Mark SAW the blood coming out of the dude's ears, that guy's life is officially on a timer because both of his ear drums likely ruptured given that they were in a helicopter crash and I doubt the character you play as in the actual game knows how to treat those so, them screwing around in an RL situation like they are now, not only would that guy die because of his injury, Mark, Bob and Wade would also die either from starvation or whatever's lurking out in the forest. No joke its why I'm never too thrilled with these types of games and this crew combined together, they just don't take things seriously and yes, I'm aware it's a video game but I'm not sorry because the scenarios that lead up to these situations depicted in these games can be stupidly common in most parts of the world and I know I wouldn't be laughing or anything like Mark,Bob and Wade do when put in the same situation as the game's depicting, your survival instincts are going to kick in the second it happens, you aren't going to be able to crack jokes or anything along those lines because there's no telling what dangers could be surrounding you at that moment stalking you, there's even an island that's home to a bunch of crabs that's attracted to blood, that guy bleeding from his injury would be a beacon for them.

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I don't think Kelvin will make it through this seris

This is probably why Kelvin rebelled and started throwing logs at them

@@InstagramUser2 I see your hidden backwards written message you freak!

@@MbitaChizi Penguinz0??? Who tf programmed this bot 💀💀💀

Dude I was thinking the same thing. "We should tell the deff person to *listen* to our podcast"

I mean, one of them clearly stated that he was deaf. So, that was definitely intentional on their part. Not that I disagree with your comment.

dude was bleeding on his ears and the first thing they tell him was to listen to the podcast 😭

i feel like we should keep this trend under this comment to misspell deaf...i mean deef

Whole video is just them goofing around, trying to kill each other and building random structures

i think distractible happened lol 😭

Mark was never the same after the several bridge related incidents.

They did a mixture of both in The Forest. Especially if you find the archived Twitch VODS of it.

Fr😂

@@catgash To be fair, it wasn't Distractible as a whole that caused this new dynamic - It all started with Wade's episode of the topic 'Weird', and it hasn't really stopped for about five or six episodes, but they'd finally decided enough is enough with the latest episode, released a few hours ago.

Thank you!! 😂 I thought this too!

Mark: drops an atomic bomb Wade: Hiyooooo!

CRYINGGG AT THIS COMMENT ITS SO TRUE

BAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

Nothing? There was an entire war.

Unrelated question, but what breed is your dog (assuming ur PFP is ur dog)

@@councilofmagus1750 🤣🤣🤣

I missed that. I was like "...why does he not like that name?" Makes total sense now. Especially cause that one line is all I can think of every time I see one of my coworkers (named Barbara) listed on a report.

@@jimwormmaster Its a bot on the Rayman Legends Uno map he hates.

Wait when was barbara mentioned in this?

@@norishimogawa6125 2:36

Yeah sure if you're twelve and still think that joke is funny lol

i think the only other youtuber that i seen treating him well is Daz

Yeah they treat Kelvin great but still treat Wade like garbage, just like they have for years. 😢😅

@@sheogorathsleftslipper Wade is the mature one, so they're trying to bring him down to their level slowly lol

​@@coolcat4844Agreed.💀

Yes, a legendary moment

🧔🏽‍♀️🍗🍉

*log structure tragically topples aggressively creating sad markiplier noises*

ye

I'm proud to say that I, for one, am the 16th person to like this comment, and for two, I am an owner of 105 rubber ducks :)

I mean, he's generally the one telling them not to be stupid.

@@re--dactedand usually wade is the one who never hears mark saying not to be stupid.

I mean, Mark has a well-established soft spot for doofy characters.

I was expecting Wade to instantly attack him

Yee haw

it’s the gazebo all over again…

@@dormammusofat I think you mean the gazebo

@@dormammusofat when did mark build a small owner-operated convenience store?

@@MooncrafterUTAU whoops

Like something out of The Three Stooges.

LMAO FR I was like "I think his toes might be a little crispy by the time he's done"

waiting so patiently hoping they pick it back up

This series for me through the pandemonium

I can see they will build something huge, Idk, like a gazeboo maybe?, and then Bob are gonna destroy it by accident. XD

I mean... not everything was destroyed by Mark, but yea, probably gonna happen again

​@InstagramUser69sauce?

@@nitroushero4071smth seriously wrong w you dawg

I’m pretty sure him and Virginia respawn in multiplayer b/c it’s more likely for other people to kill them out of spite

@@deedeegeorge509. OUT OF SPITE LMAO

Yeah cuz i got annoyed he always got KOed from distance when he and i make a base

Or if they finish off Virgin-YUH.

@@deedeegeorge509 They don't if the player is the one that actually kills them. Me and my friends have been Kevin-less in our first playthrough because he accidentally got finished off while someone was slicing up cannibal body parts 😂. It's kind of stress-free to have them though. If they get knocked out by a cannibal they can just get back up on their own after some time, assuming a player doesn't finish them off.

I feel like it was actually wade tho. You can see Kelvin also falling back a little when they got hit, and wade literally said "hiyahhh" at the same time. He also never defended himself when Mark accused him. Wade is usually my favourite "character" in these playthroughs but... this was just a little annoying 😭

I mean poor Kelvin has been rendered deaf and mute by the accident so someone has to look out for him

That's because he's a daddy...

nice

This makes me uncomfortable

Cringe furry

Yeah😂

Waaaaaaar!!! 👹

WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAARRRR

War!!!!!!👉🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ikr😂

fr fr the quality was too good

Lixian deserves so much credit

According to the description, there were three different editors for this video. It doesn't say which one did the intro.

​@@kathrynhoward4196 Lixian is the main editor, Rachel and Marcus are the fine tuners

i mean it's clearly a format where you put in captions and photos

Well at least he's deaf so he doesn't have to hear them lol

My calling it is that he's going to die next episode doing something incredibly stupid because none of them realize that he doesn't respawn 😂

@@panicathogwarts he doesn't?!! I'm gonna be so worried about him around them now lmao

@@carelesscamel The girl (Virginia) doesn’t respawn either lol

nah Kelvin is 100% going to die lmfao

"I'm still watching her dance and bathe in a waterfall." Can be taken so out of context lmao! Ngl, I think most ppl had that sort of reaction to Virginia in the beginning, so you aren't alone when you feel the need to run halfway across the map lol.

I watched a play through with Drae playing this game and he had just about the same reaction

​@@kindlethekitsunetheres no reason to take that out of context 😅 "...watching her bathe" is all the context you need bro.....

Also, having watched ppl stream this game and drool over virginia even tho shes 16 and has the mental capacity of a child..... This isnt the worst ive heard, i promise...

​@@jayvee1387but in her info thing at the beginning of the game says shes 20 where did you hear she's 16

I can see it now

kelvin maybe deaf but hes full of determination

Can only have 50 loose logs on the map at a time before they despawn

I got strong Fantasia's Sorcerer's Apprentice vibes from that. This is why I've seen some streamers nickname the first game "The Deforest".

@@neehaha123 But that doesn't necessarily mean that Kelvin won't keep chopping trees, right? So, he might very well level the entire level, if they make him chop logs again and forget to turn it off.

“You close?”

​@@EEEEEEEEE

*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Has the same energy as Mark destroying a quarter of their ship after Bob criticized his organization system in Raft

*when the doom music kicks in*

It's not a Markiplier co-op video until he goes insane and wants murder 😆

Plus the fact that when Bob came in, he hadn't even left the hole yet and mark was like: *_WARRRRRRRRRRRR 😡😡😡😡😡_* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Slowly?

@@miguelrocha1880was just gonna reply the same thing lol

Hasn’t it already descended into chaos?

@@cpaul562 tbh yea 💀

Oh it is inevitable...

@@MbitaChizi Get a job

@@MbitaChizi Either find a part time job, or work harder on your videos instead of hoping you get quick followers from just begging. Gaining followers just from begging alone ain't easy.

"Boys be boys"

Shes an important friendly ally and Bob attacked her 😡😡

@@dukeofkalos I've watch so many playthroughs of this game and there are far too many people who just take one look at her and go "SOMETHING MOVING I HAVE TO KILL IT!!!!"

@@Burninator353 in fairness, in most games we see on this channel, that or running the opposite direction are the sane options

Then Mark proceeds to just run head first into the death cave

​@@Burninator353tbf the whole point of the last game was "all the people on this island are hostile" so it's understandable that people don't know she can be befriended

He can be 54 and I'm sure he'll still be the same

kinda like grounded and raft, and subnautica below zero

They still need to finish Grounded before that they're only through like 10% of what the full game has to offer 😭

Experience from all the frustration he got from the past

I read it as 1v1v1 log box and it that will still work with this group

Pretty sure that wasn't Kelvin, it was Fisheye, the other guy on the helicopter who presumably died

Yeah

actually the organ is in the inner ear

my cat was born deaf. i can 100% confirm it DOES effect your balance and coordination. she still walks as if she's a drunk toddler and she's about 5 now xP love her all the same

I'm also wondering if he was pounding on the glass not in an attempt to get inside, but in an attempt to free the player character, since the helicopter was underwater and sealed.

When was she mentioned???

@@evilduckling3469 2:37

@@ivancubacub531 was just about to type that lol

@@thefallenempire Sorry I stole your thunder lol. Tbf, that Barbara namedrop stuck out to me too.

@ivancubacub531 too funny to miss lmao

Wait until they see her when it rains 🙃

First time I saw her watching two other KZfaqrs play, I was like "Wait, she's friendly, well shit that's a first!" Then I thought wow she could be even more helpful then Kelvin, all those extra limbs...(get your minds out of the gutter) ROFL

Who’s mark?

if u have a good relationship w/ her by the end, u get a special ending

@@potatopouf Unfortunately, I believe on of my friends who thinks he’s just some badass killed her for fun. :/ she went missing a while back and hasn’t showed back since.

I felt so bad for poor Kelvin. Hes had his eardrums blown out and he's still trying his best while trying to avoid getting whacked by wade and Bob 😂

Expect episode 2 next year

@@cptrevenant4088exactly what I was thinking🤣 kinda sad but it is what it is

funny thing about Sons is that you don't ever have to build more than a tent for saving. It's fun though!

meanwhile mark "WAAAAAAARRRRRR"

Same. The lag was so great

I know 😂😂😂

I dunno, Wade's log-throwing sound effects were pretty awesome too! 😂

I laughed so hard I have no doubt the neighbours herd me😂

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!

ever since that episode of uno where they actually talk about it i usually notice when it's bob pulling the strings on the mark v wade rivalry. i wonder how often mark is just playing into the bit, and how often it's genuine haha

It happened in the fourth episode of them playing The Forest and then returned here, but last time it was Wade!!! Somehow the Boys get Thor's Axe!!!

I was thinking the exact same thing; at least there’s one person on this island who’s not a goddamn psychopath. 😂

And they say bob’s the nice one

@@rnindlessWatch out They’re coming.

kudos to plutos

ha ha ha ha

It's just wholesome male antics, I remember everytime my cousins and I got together our first thought was to throw rocks at eachother to pass the time at family gatherings lmao.

WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH

time stamp?

​@@exoticbutters5456@37:14

Do any of you guys know the song name that plays after he says war

@@patomarquez8120 Bro it's the doom eternal soundtrack

Nah cuz why did I read that in unison with Mark saying that 💀

And yet it’s still the fastest they’ve ever built a shelter 😂

​@@MbitaChizi?????

That there is your problem... you expected them to make progress at all These guys make backward progress. Like destroying two structures they spent a long time building...

​​@@GHOST-cs5gzt's a bot just ignore or report it 👍

@@MbitaChizioops wrong channel

OH MY GOD HE WAS 🤣

He was!

should have been serious sam 3 ost

WAAAAARRRR!!!!!! 😤

it's not sad and honestly it's not even interesting

Yeah same, i missed them olaying together. I love the podcast but the games is why i love them, and they dont really even stream games together now anymore either which sucks

He's multitasking, obviously! Resting, getting warm and preparing food! 😂

​@@LHyoutube😮😂😂😂

Don’t forget WAAAAAARRRRRRRR

*war*

War, war never changes.

@@katherinevasper1791 I just got fallout 4, is fun

I mean he could watch it at least with subtitles.

​@@nathanford2072the subtitles suck tho

Yeah I could hear that as well, it was confusing for a second and it gives me a headache.

Bob also has ADHD tho

​@@kingnemon8352They can both have ADHD but exhibit those symptoms differently. Mark wants to hyper focus on building while they just can't stop messing around. Such is the chaos of ADHD

@@kingnemon8352 Not everyone has the same hearing range.

@@horse14t Yeah, I couldn't hear what he was talking about with the lighter.

I've easily seen their the forest vids 10x...but I get the feeling they didn't like sotf....😢

If you really liked it ...try the 7ish hour video with all 3 of em simultaneous...

@@ratchetgod4077 i think they like it.

@@ratchetgod4077 i don't really care for the simulator videos tbh imo

Fr

Same

I've been waiting for this since Sons of Forest was announced

same

Yeah I was watching the old videos and was waiting for the second game

You mean markiplier and friends?