Mask-Holes Like Tucker Carlson Undermine Efforts To End The Pandemic

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3 жыл бұрын

Early in the pandemic, conservative activists chose to make mask-wearing a wedge issue to fire up their base. The repercussions are still being felt, from the Fox News studios in New York City to the Temecula, California city council chamber, and many places in between.
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@zwergz1122 3 жыл бұрын

If anyone approached me and said "Would you please take off your mask? science shows you shouldn't be wearing it, your mask is making me uncomfortable" I'd hand them a potted plant to carry around to replace the air they're wasting

@lokithecat7225 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure what's more unrealistic.... That you think someone will approach you, and politely ask this question That you think you will be wandering around with enough potted plants to hand them out to every idiot

@edh7071 3 жыл бұрын

@@lokithecat7225 Follow the Boy Scout Motto: "Be Prepared."

@LD86 3 жыл бұрын

LOL 🤣🤣🤣

@Guidingleech 3 жыл бұрын

Obviously this person is either a druid or a knight of the order of Ni!

@bronwynburns7421 3 жыл бұрын

Umm how dare anyone confront anyone who chooses to wear a mask. America crap...

@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын

Because most social workers don’t have enough to do, now they need to investigate this garbage. The utter stupidity is shocking

@wait...what... 3 жыл бұрын

Social workers are so overworked. I would like to think most 911 dispatchers would inform them that children wearing masks is not illegal and that continued abuse of emergency services could result in a fine. ohhhh ... and no, the police and CPS will not be responding, so mind your own business and go home!

@lyndsaybrown8471 3 жыл бұрын

Can kids call in their parents if said parents refuse to get the vaccine or wear masks? That would seem fair.

@wait...what... 3 жыл бұрын

@@lyndsaybrown8471 That's a great question, I would think it would work the same. Not getting a vaccine or not wearing a mask is not illegal (unless one or the other are a requirement at an establishment and they're refusing to comply). However, I would also like to think a good 911 dispatcher would delve in deeper as to why that child called.

@laurel1865 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t see a reasonable social worker coming out to check to see a child in a mask. Children can’t get vaccinated.

@laurel1865 3 жыл бұрын

Stupidity indeed. How does Tucker even have a show? That’s stupidity.

@sandyfeister3354 3 жыл бұрын

I truly enjoy listening to him try to make his wife laugh, and her laughter when he succeeds. Couple goals.

@AmbassadorScorpio 3 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@bergssprangare 2 жыл бұрын

Pathetic.. using every trick in the Communist ruling book : 1. Accuse others of your crimes. 2. Never take responsibility, just give blame to others for your mistakes 3. Orwellian language, change the meaning of words..Inflation is good economy 4 Blatantly lie..The lying elite always get away w it..Let.s go Brandon..

@steph8842 3 жыл бұрын

Can we NOT bring the audience back! This setting is soooooo much better. Feels so intimate and Colbert is so relaxed. I am OK with just his staff and wife laughing.

@sondraoppedisano9440 3 жыл бұрын

I SO AGREE!!

@sondraoppedisano9440 3 жыл бұрын

We don't need the audience..🤗

@Smilley85 3 жыл бұрын

You know your defense is shaky when the best your lawyer can come up with is "My client misspelled the insult aimed at the defendant, so it doesn't count."

@Hannah_Em 3 жыл бұрын

Jeeesus, that councilwoman is simply incredible... "being asked to wear a mask makes me feel like Rosa Parks"? She's hitting levels of whiteness I didn't even know were possible to achieve, and I'm a ginger girl who glows in the dark and is physically incapable of getting a suntan.

@RabblesTheBinx 3 жыл бұрын

I don't even know what I am. White supremacists say I'm not white, and every brown person on the planet says I am. Like, what's the point of being a straight, white male if the Nazis still want to kill me? I don't hate the privilege aspect, though. I just wish everyone else was treated as well as whitey.

@johnsmirh8695 3 жыл бұрын

Oh really? Well it was a little weird how she started saying that the simple fact that she doesn't believe in wearing a mask for other people's Comfort is getting her ostracized and then all of a sudden and short succession people started bouncing out of the conference call disregarding any of her valid points that she was making. Yeah that's strange almost like exactly what she was saying happened. You can use words to try to blow something out of proportion but she was just using Rosa Parks as an example. And for people to jump on that and try to make it something that it isn't is clear and simple evidence that they don't have anything else evidence wise to stand on.

@ArcaneSnowflake 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnsmirh8695 the problem in her comparison is that she brought up a segregation issue. The level of stupidity to bring in an incident of civil rights protest into a conversation about being rejected for not wearing a mask (something that is not really her place to judge - she gets ostracized because no one wants to potentially get covid off of her. Not because of the colour of her skin). Wearing a mask isn't a civil rights issue particularly in comparison to black rights because the level of discrimination is not even close to actually comparable. On the one hand black people were treated as if they were a disease, on the other hand she gets treated like she has a disease because she very well might have/get one and infect someone else because she isn't covering her mouth (the primary vector for covid).

@berenicemarchese1593 3 жыл бұрын

Why do you use "whiteness" as an insult? If you don't use "blackness" as an insult, you shouldn't use the other. What this council person demonstrated was a lack of historical awareness coupled with grandiose thinking, selfishness and narcissism. It has nothing to do with her race (she's multiracial) and everything to do with foolish, selfish naiveté.

@jemiebridges3197 3 жыл бұрын

@@berenicemarchese1593 because black people dont refer to themselves as black or blackness. That's a handle for white people's whiteness. We are just humans. We aren't black. We don't draw that line whiteness does.

@deborahfreedman333 3 жыл бұрын

Got my second Pfizer jab a couple hours ago. I'm still going to wear a mask in public, but I get to look after my darling little grandson again.

@QUICKBOOKS1 3 жыл бұрын

Awesome. I got my First AstraZeneca one on Monday.

@lindzieh 3 жыл бұрын

That’s so exciting. I hope you get a big hug from him ❤️

@Emma-ob5oj 3 жыл бұрын

Deborah Freedman that’s great. I got fully vaccinated and still wear a mask

@barne3668 3 жыл бұрын

good luck with that.

@Rude_Potato 3 жыл бұрын

I can't imagine being so delicate that I'm harmed by a little paper mask. If someone is truly in such a fragile state they should seriously consider that they have reached the point in life for a managed care facility.

@PeterQuentercrimsonbamboo 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t image someone being so medically-clinically-biologically ignorant that they believe a little paper mask is the difference between life and certain death from a virus - if someone is truly in such a panicked fearful state, they should seriously consider that they have the point in life to just stay home and avoid all human contact -

@tl8211 3 жыл бұрын

@@PeterQuentercrimsonbamboo Nobody is saying it's the difference between life and certain death, genius. Go call the police on someone for no reason or whatever the hell you guys do for fun.

@Stukenny46 3 жыл бұрын

@@tl8211 So what's the point in the masks then? Not really useful against influenza and covid particles are smaller.....Its the mask wearing drones that are scared of their own shadow who call the police the moment they spot someone without a mask on. You stated it isnt about life and death so what is it about then?

@PeterQuentercrimsonbamboo 3 жыл бұрын

@@tl8211 Huh..?!? .. it is not me who calls the police on others over masks, genius - It are the people who ignore data and evidence and reasoned perspective who snitch and call the police and wish infections and ill health on those who even just simply ask questions ! here just a few (of the hundreds more easily to be found across the net, by thousands of medical doctors, clinicians, immunologists, virologists, epidemiologists... ) links to the evidence compiled: tomwoods.com/covid/

@tl8211 3 жыл бұрын

@@Stukenny46 >You stated it isnt about life and death so what is it about then? No, I said it's not the difference between life and certain death. Learn how to read English.

@TheBioExplorer 3 жыл бұрын

When I taught about the bubonic plague I remember students being shocked and unable to understand how many strange, awful, and illogical things people did out of fear of the plague. They saw the people as ignorant and backwards. Well people in the future are going to think even worse of us because we actually are told the correct science... but we still have people acting just as nuts.

@aceofspades9503 3 жыл бұрын

Its been utterly amazing how closely this pandemic has followed along with the levels of crazy that existed centuries before germ theory and the invention of penicillin. I see it as proof that the human race hasn't really evolved all that much since the 14th century.

@carlathelibra4228 3 жыл бұрын

💯... very true!

@Red-rl1xx 3 жыл бұрын

You and Kat R. both hit it right on the head!

@TheBioExplorer 3 жыл бұрын

⬆️ Enter exhibit A into evidence.🙄

@carlathelibra4228 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBioExplorer Yep!! Unbelievable

@nickdillinger 3 жыл бұрын

That barbershot quartet was amazing.

@dylanhaugen3739 3 жыл бұрын

Don't know what they pay whoever came up that bit, but it isn't enough.

@fredherfst8148 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely not too long..sorry Mr Colbert..

@musiclover25lives72 3 жыл бұрын

Loved it..! Try singing in anyway with your best buds (even after some liquid courage 🍺🥃) don’t forget to record it for some laughs the next morning.. Point being, those singers were great 👍🏼

@zesty9815 3 жыл бұрын

I loved it! If you liked that, you may also like: *_MR. BIDEN (Bring My Vaccine) - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody_* on KZfaq. Someone else also did a fun adaptation of the song a year ago: _Student makes COVID-19 parody with Mr.Sandman tune • Apr 11, 2020_ also: _"Dr. Fauci", song by Carrie Dahlby a parody of "Mr. Sandman" by the Chordettes_ • Apr 14, 2020

@zesty9815 3 жыл бұрын

“barbershot” quartet -- oh, that's good!

@elcarpe9186 3 жыл бұрын

I've been calling him a "mother-tucker" for years now ! thanks for the validation !

@LordGarlicBread 3 жыл бұрын

That’s a good name for him

@Tymbus 3 жыл бұрын

"I feel like I'm being pushed to the back of the bus" But we're trying to push you off the bus!

@stephanie5249 3 жыл бұрын

When you find yourself comparing your plight to that of Rosa Parks... stop. Just, stop.

@seta-san2149 3 жыл бұрын

she had no plight. She was hand picked for an astroturf mission.

@thomasblaine3193 3 жыл бұрын

If your fighting systemic racism the analogy is appropriate. Putting on a mask is nothing like Rose parks.

@okeomslax26 3 жыл бұрын

@@seta-san2149 are you seriously out here claiming black people weren’t forced to be segregated?😂 my god you have a wild mind to use the mental gymnastics to think that planning a protest to protest being oppressed is the same as not being oppressed

@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын

@@okeomslax26 I think Seta was talking about the antimasker, not about Rosa.

@okeomslax26 3 жыл бұрын

@@kenbrown2808 oh shoot haha egg on my face. I hope that’s the case!

@ctomsky 3 жыл бұрын

Tucker honestly sounds like an article from The Onion trying to make fun of how ridiculous anti-maskers sound, but even they would've dialed it back.

@IRLTheGreatZarquon 3 жыл бұрын

The Onion is in danger of going under because reality has become far more ridiculous than any satire they can produce.

@Zahaqiel 3 жыл бұрын

"New Covid Cases Continue To Soar Even Though Todd Peters Of Scottsdale, AZ Said It Would Be Over By Now" "Man Feels Like He Can’t Breathe With Mask Wadded Up In Mouth" "New Texas Law Requires All Masks Have Word ‘P****’ Written Across Front" "Potential Solutions For Preventing A Wild Pandemic Spring Break" - Onion article headlines

@cc1k435 3 жыл бұрын

@@IRLTheGreatZarquon Can't tell the difference anymore. 😯

@duddude321 3 жыл бұрын

No they wouldn't. If anything they'd double down, but they haven't because they can't figure out how to exceed the absurdity that is the real actions of real people in real life. If conservatives and republicans don't stop doing this shit The Onion is gonna sue. If someone comes out and performs your original skit before you do once it's a coincidence, twice you're profoundly unlucky, but three times is enemy action, somebody's stealing your scripts.

@eccentricity23 3 жыл бұрын

r/nottheonion

@jojoba11 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus, this monologue was insane! I thought things couldn't get worse after tucker but it just got crazier and crazier. Stephen was 11/10!

@itscs1175 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen reading the lawer note and the camera man's reaction had me rolling 🤣

@khefrenka2348 3 жыл бұрын

Who knew that a little piece of cloth would push these rugged individuals over the edge.

@riel4553 3 жыл бұрын

I should be surprised, but no. Some people cover their hair bc of religious or even medical reasons; and there are people out there that would pull a scarf off a child's head because "it makes them uncomfortable"

@artbargra 3 жыл бұрын

That's the people that came up with the "crystal generation" stuff

@Hellwyck 3 жыл бұрын

Taking away their cloth hoods started it.

@sheilalopez3100 3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't take much.

@lorraineeasydoesit8448 3 жыл бұрын

What would happen if the actually had to sacrifice for something? Scary thought.

@benshao7184 3 жыл бұрын

If you keep calling for child protection services because a child is wearing a mask, I am sure someone would show up. Maybe they will take you to a more proper place so these poor kids won’t get stalked by crazy people.

@WalkingChampion 3 жыл бұрын

I'll tell you right now CPS will not respond to a call like that. You can not call them because you don't agree with someone's parenting style- only if you have evidence that their safety is at risk- as a mandated reporter that has to get a yearly training on this

@lumsdelj 3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention a horrible waste of taxpayer's money and the time/attention taken away from children that actually need help. That comment pissed me off so much

@vladimirseven777 3 жыл бұрын

Actually this is what happening on russian TV today during their war against NATO - mass hysteria rising with every word said. Fox is just replica of russian TV. No matter it is idiotic, but very scary at the instincts level, all viewers need to do is turn off their brains. From that point of view Fox is professional brainwashing machine.

@sabrinaspeakeasy 3 жыл бұрын

Making a false CPS referral is misdemeanor

@lizardog 3 жыл бұрын

@@sabrinaspeakeasy good.

@ktsargent9231 3 жыл бұрын

He actually just compared children wearing masks to children being beaten and was completely serious. My jaw has dropped

@KathyHussey063 3 жыл бұрын

yea Tucks is insane anymore....nuttier than a fruitcake.

@ragnarlothbrook7958 3 жыл бұрын

Well it’s kinda insane to force kids to wear masks 24/7 at school or anywhere. They need oxygen too folks. Not to mention the mask will just be spreading germs faster. (Kids mess and fiddle with everything) Btw 100million plus people have been vaccinated, the weak and sick are safe. This was supposed to be two weeks to flatten the curb.... we are approaching two years. It’s time to get our freedoms back. And you folks think republicans and independents are crazy for questioning this ? ? ? I got a news flash for yeah too. No matter what you do, you will get sick in your life. Weather it’s the flu or whatever. The world is tough and scary at times but it’s time to be brave again.

@tinyguy9398 3 жыл бұрын

+ Ragnar Loth brook No Ragnar Loth brook, we think people like you who think 13 months is "almost two years" are crazy. Stop being a sheep following whatever daddy Tucker tells you and start listening to people who actually spent years and some their entire careers studying these things you sanctimonious twat! If you think Tucker with an undergraduate degree in Communications is the authority over thousands of scientists who have their MDs / PhDs in immunology you are the one who is insane.

@ragnarlothbrook7958 3 жыл бұрын

@@tinyguy9398 all I was saying is that eventually it’s gonna be 2 years. Course you knew that, typical smug libtard elite Attitude. Yes, we know you think your better then everyone else cause you wear 3 mask when you jog by yourself 😂😂 your sssssoooo smart lol 😂

@MTMF.london 3 жыл бұрын

@@ragnarlothbrook7958 They are not asking kids to wear masks 24/7 - just in indoor, crowded places. And you do know that you can breathe through the masks? Furthermore, the weather or the flu has not killed 500,000+ people in the US in one year. Good fucking grief, stop and think a bit.

@tedculbertson6320 3 жыл бұрын

"At least three women with menstrual cycles impacted after having spent time with a vaccinated person." That's not so hard to believe, assuming that "spent time" means "have sex."

@laalaa99stl 3 жыл бұрын

I'll keep wearing mine anyway. Just so people will be able to tell I'm not a GQP'er!

@mrnobody2683 3 жыл бұрын

Until this is totally over I'm keeping mine regardless thanks

@Mexicobeanpole 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@douglaslowe5 3 жыл бұрын

I'd hate to be mistaken for a Magat.

@arkangelarkangel1302 3 жыл бұрын

Your words new bumper sticker

@katieb_ 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤪

@bugman2509 3 жыл бұрын

Funny how those who used to parade around in hoods and masks are now calling that un-American.

@yes0r787 3 жыл бұрын

Nailed it.

@petuniapop7819 3 жыл бұрын

Say it louder for the people in the back!!

@semperfi818 3 жыл бұрын

Depends on the style, apparently, and who they get to abuse with impunity...

@cubistisimo 3 жыл бұрын

You have your facts misconstrued, partner. The only difference between now and then is that Dems have redefined the plantation while still maintaining the status of master. One day you’ll come up with something clever.

@petuniapop7819 3 жыл бұрын

@@cubistisimo it’s time to go to bed, Matt. You sound tired.

@colbybelk 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t ever stop going long, please. We need you two. Your chemistry is not only disgustingly sweet, it’s heartwarmingly comforting. Like watching my grandparents (who I never see) as they were.

@carolynmcmickle9742 3 жыл бұрын

I just got Pfizer 2 of 2 today!!I have several mini reunions scheduled in May and June, so Adios, y’all!! 👏🏻💙❤️🥳

@maargenbx1454 3 жыл бұрын

A friend and I celebrated our Peak Immunity Day (2 weeks after the 2nd shot) by going to a steakhouse and eating indoors at a restaurant for the first time in a year. Let the good times roll! 🥳🥳🥳

@justincase9337 3 жыл бұрын

As a black man that really upsets me, her comparing Rosa Parks to wearing mask.

@Dieann63 3 жыл бұрын

I'm white and it pissed me off!!! How dare she bring Rosa's struggles up to compare with her imagined mask issues!

@whocares2087.1 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not an American and I thought it was arrogant beyond belief.

@anitagee3362 3 жыл бұрын

That's EXACTLY the goal, just in a different way. 😠

@alanai1981 3 жыл бұрын

They always reach for our struggle to be assholes when it suits their interests.

@sexy0coffee 3 жыл бұрын

Someone get this man a tissue

@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын

It’s illegal to phone the police to report a false crime, he’s telling people to tie up police lines and commit an illegal act. Will nothing get him off the air?

@lanapowell 3 жыл бұрын

"No reasonable person would believe anything that Tucker Carlson says." --Tucker Carlson's lawyers

@kaitlnwhite6809 3 жыл бұрын

It should be illegal to advocate for harassment or threatening people’s health and yet Fox is still pushing lies.

@cindypomerleau950 3 жыл бұрын

@@lanapowell I hope we get to test that theory in court...again.

@jemiebridges3197 3 жыл бұрын

@@cindypomerleau950 what do you mean should be? I already is.

@utezahn3174 3 жыл бұрын

It is highly unlikely Child Protective Services would come out on a call like that, anyway. TC is only trying to rile up the base and cause mischief.

@paulmatulevich3623 3 жыл бұрын

It's sad that a situation can be so ridiculous that at the start of the bit about french and greek I totally still thought you were being serious 😆

@susanbengston3496 3 жыл бұрын

Please, Please Please Please, Keep This GOING!!!!! CLASSIC HILARIOUS!!!!!! Colbert, YOU ARE OUR VERY STABLE GENIUS, FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

@couchpotato6270 3 жыл бұрын

What is wrong with these judges, letting these Insurrectionists out on bail? Not only that the one judge let a insurrectionist go on a business trip in Mexico. SMDH.

@forgeustiss6667 3 жыл бұрын

It was a trip with employees and co-workers to promote bonding.

@orangemanbadtrust1692 3 жыл бұрын

I know. What's up with kamala posting bail for antifa and blm aka burn loot murder,domestic terrorists?

@paulklp8262 3 жыл бұрын

@@orangemanbadtrust1692 Antifa and BLM totally attacked the Capitol and tried to hang Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi.

@occhamsrazor 3 жыл бұрын

@@orangemanbadtrust1692 She didn't post bail... But then again... Facts don't matter to you folks. So I see no point in actually correcting you. But thanks for supporting The Late Show... Oh and since you hate watched and posted a comment, the KZfaq algorithm will now send you even more to watch! Congrats!

@occhamsrazor 3 жыл бұрын

@Bass N Brass Spouting violence... Tell us what violence did she inspire?

@petuniapop7819 3 жыл бұрын

7:37 “the school’s cofounder and dad’s new wife- PLEASE GIVE HER A CHANCE” lol Evie liked that one 😂 😂

@GIChiyo 3 жыл бұрын

I love how they keep making jokes about the vax-scene bit being long, yet make it longer and longer each time lol

@kinikahau 3 жыл бұрын

The mask-hole joke is played out and lame, plus look who it coming from.

@marylhere 3 жыл бұрын

I am loving the subtle and not so subtle giggling of the “audience”.....thank you Evie.

@Opus313 3 жыл бұрын

Judging from Tucker's comments, he may have been repeatedly dropped on his head as a child... someone should have called Child Services back then...

@nixnox1962 3 жыл бұрын

That unflappable look of confusion may not be just for show...

@smokyquartz5817 3 жыл бұрын

Repeatedly dropped on his face...that's an ugly man.

@douglaslowe5 3 жыл бұрын

He's a pasty faced soft little Lord Fauntleroy. He'd never admit it, but he's been vaccinated and stays in a bubble.

@impunitythebagpuss 3 жыл бұрын

His folks should have used a condom

@p.m.s.6263 3 жыл бұрын

From reading your comments, i have no doubt that YOU were dropped on your head...probably last week.

@Br0nto5aurus 3 жыл бұрын

I plan on wearing masks long after I'm vaccinated. I love that it's an extra accessory I can pick, I can mouth words and lyrics, and have genuine reactions without others seeing. I'm more comfortable with one on now.

@mjquintana26 3 жыл бұрын

👍 same here.

@yellowwoodstraveler 3 жыл бұрын

And I can eat broccoli stirfry for lunch at work!

@Kiputytto_minis 3 жыл бұрын

I bought a plastic mask bracket from 4Ocean and it's made wearing a mask a million times more comfortable. I definitely plan to continue wearing one especially since this is never going to end. Even if we reach herd immunity dumb anti-vaxers are going to keep mutating new strains.

@lyndiss.2017 3 жыл бұрын

The only makeup I do is on my lips, and with mask, I don't even need to do that! MY THING!

@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention when it's really cold outside. It makes breathing much more comfortable; less freezing air.

@slianyong7550 3 жыл бұрын

Always love when Evie is there and laughing

@Mucholian 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen is an angel. He helped millions through this horrible pandemic... ❤️❤️❤️

@nicfarrow 3 жыл бұрын

Yes and Tucker is a frikkin devil. A real devil.

@shrodingerscat4191 3 жыл бұрын

Na, he just divided

@shrodingerscat4191 3 жыл бұрын

@@nicfarrow you've fallen into the division....

@stonefacedmedusa5542 3 жыл бұрын

I love the vax-scene! The songs and lyrics are great!

@robinaddis-vaughn7271 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I may continue to wear a mask 😷 after everything is over. I'm in a high risk group, I have lupus and leukemia. Plus, it's allergy season, that's a good enough reason for me now that I'm used to it.

@smintili 3 жыл бұрын

The Rosa Parks thing is such a wtf moment… reminds me of that weird woman from Germany who went on a rally of Corona deniers and said she feels like Sophie Scholl because of the lockdown.

@ajmartin5115 3 жыл бұрын

Cultural appropriation!

@asatowne5234 3 жыл бұрын

Also, I thought Magats wanted Eric's Dad to get credit for the vaccine, but they don't want to take it? Stable Geniuses.

@maargenbx1454 3 жыл бұрын

I know, right?? Maybe they’re refusing to take the vaccine because none were named after him...that’ll pwn the libs!

@meghannevans2411 3 жыл бұрын

That was the best vac scene song so far!

@majinvegeta6364 3 жыл бұрын

... ... ... The anti-masker comparing her ultra privileged experience to that of Rosa Parks is one of the most tone-deaf, crazy-person, rants that I have ever heard. 🙄😳🤦‍♂️

@aignemakerofchase 3 жыл бұрын

Southern california is crazy. At the beginning of the pandemic, a man wore his kkklan hood in a grocery store not too far from temecula. They don't call santee klantee for nothing

@Walawalacookie 3 жыл бұрын

I was really hoping a lot more of the people on that call would have left the call when she started spouting that crap. Good on that one lady

@OlEgSaS32 3 жыл бұрын

sadly she isnt the first one, the deranged right have been making comparisons between wearing a mask for others safety and either slavery or the civil rights movement since last year

@IanAlcorn 3 жыл бұрын

Today's vac-scene song was amazing. XD

@milesjay2330 3 жыл бұрын

That mister sandman was siiiiic!! Props to the team, esp singers and arrangers!

@zaidroa459 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe how you would compare what happen with Rosa park to not wanting to wear a mask to keep everybody safe including yourself

@sawtooth808 3 жыл бұрын

Who said *that* line? Was it Fishstix? or Candace Owens?

@betty-joymoreau4363 3 жыл бұрын

Some people are still trying to compare apples to oranges 🇨🇦😷💙

@waynetec13 3 жыл бұрын

@Henry The Pretzel interesting how you make the jump from masks to murder. Perhaps now would be a good time to smoke a doobie and chill, dude.

@Semmelein 3 жыл бұрын

@Henry The Pretzel You are so American it hurts.

@ladynoluck 3 жыл бұрын

@@sawtooth808 it’s in this video, m8

@David0gden 3 жыл бұрын

It was by far the best vaccination jingle I've heard since Dolly Parton sang during her vaccination. Bravo Late Show staff! So good 🤓

@buffstraw2969 3 жыл бұрын

Randy Rainbow did it better. And earlier.

@monapersson2501 3 жыл бұрын

Randy Rainbow's is far better.

@buffstraw2969 3 жыл бұрын

@@monapersson2501 Agreed.

@wildcoastart 3 жыл бұрын

Most likely Stephen's staff never heard Randy Rainbow's"Mr.Biden" before they decided to use this song. Don't try to outdo the master... He already recorded the perfect catchiest vaccine song. Suggestion: play Randy's song on A Late Show. Give him the airtime , it could persuade a lot of people to take the vaccination.

@buffstraw2969 3 жыл бұрын

@@wildcoastart "Most likely Stephen's staff never heard Randy Rainbow's"Mr.Biden" before they decided to use this song." Pure speculation. Why is that "most likely"? It's equally likely they think we KZfaq viewers are so dumb we haven't heard of Randy Rainbow, so they figured they could get away with it.

@carrielange2692 3 жыл бұрын

i need an 8 hour track of Stephen doing ASMR, please

@axaganyu 3 жыл бұрын

The Not a Match guy looks like Starburns and the Rosa Parks city council lady literally made my computer crash and scream for a while before it finally rebooted

@WildFyreful 3 жыл бұрын

The "Depressed Wolverine" description made me lose it and nearly choke on my drink.

@foppishdilletaunt9911 3 жыл бұрын

“...your mask is making me uncomfortable...” “YOUR pants are making me uncomfortable...”

@whitebird5383 3 жыл бұрын

Or .... your face is making me uncomfortable. Lol

@melissamartindale4431 3 жыл бұрын

"Your ignorance is making me uncomfortable. Come on children, let's get away from the crazy person slowly...and go tell daddy that there's idiots hanging out at the park now."

@themarbleking 3 жыл бұрын

Someone asked me why I was wearing a mask at a bus stop in London? I took off my mask and told them.. “I have TB”. Then I coughed.

@lilRadRidinHood 3 жыл бұрын

@@themarbleking I laughed at that move you made. Also I read your retort with an English accent. Don't know why.

@cryst2hu 3 жыл бұрын

His face and voice makes me uncomfortable

@caitlinkuykendall6529 3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Temecula and can I just say I am so sorry someone like that is running our city

@karenjohnston1908 3 жыл бұрын

PS I live in Melbourne Aust and we had a shocker of a year last year compared to the rest of Australia. We are being so careful now bc this is a global pandemic and it’s our responsibility to take care of each other and be careful, it’s ALL up to ALL of us.

@Mexicobeanpole 3 жыл бұрын

Let someone say something about my mask. This should be fun.

@wayneurquhart1967 3 жыл бұрын

I like your mask.

@unluckypants6459 3 жыл бұрын

You’re mask is literally fucking saving people’s lives everyday you choose to wear it. 😄

@sandycharge3290 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah drop kick they funky azz st8 up

@joemfahey 3 жыл бұрын

Don't ever ask people to put it in either though, or you can see what happens 🤷‍♂️

@jumboMIDGET 3 жыл бұрын

Cash me ousside, howbowdah???

@alessandrapirelli7040 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone needs to confront Carlson, "Sir, would you please go home, your face is making me and my family uncomfortable"

@cc1k435 3 жыл бұрын

Would he please go home, because his stupid ranting is keeping the rest of us at home longer.

@FIDIOT-cringe 3 жыл бұрын

Especially when he makes dumb noises come out of the gross maw hole in it!

@arhafrench5319 3 жыл бұрын

😱✊🏾😂💥 I'm STILL laughing

@jrowdygi1837 3 жыл бұрын

Does Tucker bother you?

@operationgnp 3 жыл бұрын

if he acted in person how he does on tv he'd get punchdd in the face every single day, by someone new. good thing he has that pretty tower to hide in

@stalwart56k 3 жыл бұрын

THAT VACCINE JINGLE WAS AWESOME!!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!! The one time the singing is good, Stephen complains about it being too long. All the others were way too long, this one wasn't long enough.

@comom2055 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! Now I’m waiting for someone to call the cops or CPS when they see my five year old wearing a mask at the park!

@southsider9638 3 жыл бұрын

The only thing that should be 'illegal' is Tucker Carlson being able to talk on tv

@RobertMadden 3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@justjackie7272 3 жыл бұрын

@@masterassemblers1 First this 🖕🤪

@lenschwedt9646 3 жыл бұрын

@@masterassemblers1 Well free speach but i think after this many false, dangerous and misleading rants he should not be supported by an official mediaoutlet or at least have a banner in frame that says "Lunatic, please confirm information by asking a sane, intelligent person about it. " .

@southsider9638 3 жыл бұрын

@@masterassemblers1 I never said he couldn't speak his stupidity, I just said his BS should be illegal on TV. He can scream his ridiculous rhetoric into the ether for all I care. I shouldn't have to be subjected to it.

@sarahbarrett1247 3 жыл бұрын

@@masterassemblers1 Tucker is for the first amendment for himself, yet wants to take it away from others he disagrees with. Also the first amendment doesn't cover hate speech or speech encouraging violence which means large parts of Carlson's show isn't covered.

@franklinwilson46 3 жыл бұрын

Lots of laughter tonight! Very good monologue!!

@richardcurtis7854 3 жыл бұрын

The chemistry with the crew is awesome and will be missed if we ever get out of this quarantine mess

@theresa3 3 жыл бұрын

I love hearing your wife laughing in the background 😭😭♥️

@wackyduck3 3 жыл бұрын

To be clear, this still means wear your mask on my grocery store please. i have people that still havent been able to get vax working yet and id like them to not die for you to get to sample the olive bar.

@edh7071 3 жыл бұрын

I finally got my first shot today! Looking forward to number 2!

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations!

@debadev2179 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂MASK-HOLE I’m going to use this all the time

@expatannie6958 3 жыл бұрын

The vax-scene song today was totally brilliant! Thank you Stephen Colbert and your writers/graphics team!

@QUICKBOOKS1 3 жыл бұрын

One of your best ones!

@meowverwhelmed1373 3 жыл бұрын

Tucker has apparently never heard of fun printed masks, with which i express my individuality.

@stephiybabii 3 жыл бұрын

The people who will call child services or 911 for a mask on a child will end up with police at their door trying to check them into a padded room.

@rainydaylady6596 3 жыл бұрын

We can only hope. More likely the police who show up will be right wing anti-vaccine folks themselves.

@j.c.5749 3 жыл бұрын

@@rainydaylady6596 Guns drawn? Or not?

@stephiybabii 3 жыл бұрын

@@j.c.5749 they should get the full experience

@rainydaylady6596 3 жыл бұрын

@@j.c.5749 Not! I hope.

@lenschwedt9646 3 жыл бұрын

@@j.c.5749 Depends on the neigborhood

@GraysonGibson 3 жыл бұрын

These are the videos I love! The longer monologues are always my favorite 😂

@jasonlives314 3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Sandman was NOT too long. It was perfect, sir! 🤣

@michaellombardi1620 3 жыл бұрын

With Donny gone, Tucker is a new daily reminder of the precious gift the of sanity the rest of us should never take for granted

@marvinmartion1178 3 жыл бұрын

Well put!

@FIDIOT-cringe 3 жыл бұрын

We're going to be okay everyone. When I saw the name "Donny" I went to "Osmond". I thought "Oh great! I suppose my 1st (as in literally 45 yrs ago) true love died.". BUT I DIDN'T THINK OF 45!! There's going to be a dawn!

@chrisprescott2273 3 жыл бұрын

Hes the grift that keeps on grifting.

@ericminch 3 жыл бұрын

Well, we've also got Marj Greene and Lauri Boebert and...ah, plenty more.

@arhafrench5319 3 жыл бұрын

💥✊🏾😂

@alecrobinson7124 3 жыл бұрын

That barbershop tune is unironically amazing, and I played it again.

@DrinkinMars 3 жыл бұрын

"I feel like I'm being pushed to the back of the bus" ok but you aren't and you aren't the only one being sent to the back of the bus, its everyone. So that metaphor doesn't work at all.

@hansonel 3 жыл бұрын

"Call the police if you see children playing in masks." Tucker Carlson has turned into Karen Carlson

@IRLTheGreatZarquon 3 жыл бұрын

Tucker Carlson should immediately drive to the nearest forest and apologise to the trees for wasting the oxygen they produced.

@EH23831 3 жыл бұрын

What I was thinking! Imagine what police officers thought when they heard that! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@LoveProWrestling 3 жыл бұрын

listen to the way his bit is written. what seems merely a comparison between two things, but really it comes off as directives to go out and act like nutters. Grima wormtongue son of a biatd.

@vyperspit 3 жыл бұрын

That’s probably going to bring Tucker trouble if a group of African American kids wearing COVID masks end up getting arrested, beat up, or worse.

@susanhewitt6359 3 жыл бұрын

So how long will it take some Walmart Karen to actually try this and get a beat down in the middle of the aisles??🤣 I’m waiting for it......

@ethelynsmyley7381 3 жыл бұрын

Stop! Stop! You’re killing me!😝🙈😆

@lowellwilliams2850 3 жыл бұрын

NOTE TO SELF, "never ,never ,ever, eeeever .tune in to this bro while recovering from injured ribs "........laugh ,pain laugh pain laugh pain laugh pain .......i can't watch this over right now ill have to heal first omg im trying to forget what i just watched .....

@CptnJCFG 3 жыл бұрын

I'll wear my kn95 all the way to end of the pandemic thanks 😊

@toadjiang7626 3 жыл бұрын

"No reasonable person should ever take Tucker Carlson's words seriously." - Tucker Carlson's own lawyer admitted in court

@stevnated 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, seems like a lot of his viewers are not reasonable persons?

@Mustang7120 3 жыл бұрын

I had to tell my own mother about this because she was trying to convince my grandmother to stop watching the local news and watch Fox News instead because they are lying...

@dustinvanpelt2068 3 жыл бұрын

Right just like Rachel Madcow lawyer saif the same thing. Both sides push propaganda and BS at times.

@LD86 3 жыл бұрын

Faux Entertainment is entertaining, tragic and dangerous with the misinformation and lies they peddle.

@Mustang7120 3 жыл бұрын

@@dustinvanpelt2068 Are you confusing Rachel Maddow with Sidney Powell? www.newsweek.com/sidney-powell-uses-same-defamation-defense-tucker-carlsons-fox-news-show-1578046 Hmm..... I wonder who liked your comment?

@nancydreger4785 3 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant!

@gametone9253 3 жыл бұрын

If intimacy doesn't matter then wear your mask on the tube Colbert 😷

@AndiDuck 3 жыл бұрын

Tucker Carlson on Fox News told his audience that people wearing masks outside are "the aggressors" and that "the next time you see someone in a mask on the sidewalk or on the bike path, do not hesitate" to get in their face and demand they remove the mask. Carlson claimed this can be done "politely but firmly," but of course, it's categorically impossible to "politely" boss other people around about choices that simply do not affect you. -- SALON And no, his story about how masks "prevent intimacy and human contact" is not enough. Strangers on the street do not owe you "intimacy," despite what creeps who follow women around and demand smiles might wish to believe. Carlson then escalated by asking his viewers to call the police when they see children wearing masks because it "should be illegal."

@mooreandless 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but he says he believes in "freedom".. Lol. The man is stupid.

@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын

can the maskers stand their ground?

@EH23831 3 жыл бұрын

Watching from Australia: it’s truly mind blowing! 😖😟

@IMSiegfried 3 жыл бұрын

@@EH23831 I wish I was watching from afar. I envy you your perspective.

@bonnys3015 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone who decides to get in my face about wearing a mask will need one - for his bloody nose.

@thecrazycelt5143 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for making your beautiful wife apart of your show! Her laughter is contagious! Oh no! 😜💜🧚‍♀️

@TotalAmateurMusician 3 жыл бұрын

shut up

@sailtheplains 3 жыл бұрын

6:48 Stephen knitting. xDD "And Dad's new wife GIVE HER A CHANCE"

@autisticcommando86 3 жыл бұрын

You win. Doubled me over with the Leila Centner intro (burst out loud).

@Wiiware2568 3 жыл бұрын

Another classic Evie episode😂 Please keep bringing her back. Her laugh is contagious

@rainrainlsn 3 жыл бұрын

"Dad's new wife-- GIVE HER A CHANCE" Sent me. Completely.

@ManMakeNoise 3 жыл бұрын

The vax scene song was executed perfectly 😂😂😂

@FreebyrdFayelanx 3 жыл бұрын

Colbert (and writers) pretty much hit it out of the park on this one.

@drewkaplan7460 3 жыл бұрын

Is it any coincidence that I literally got a nose bleed listening to Alexander compare herself to Rosa Parks? I think it broke my brain...

@Dieann63 3 жыл бұрын

Nose bleeds can occur when your blood pressure goes up drastically!! Please don't watch shizz like this anymore!! ♡ kidding on not watching this crap, but do keep an eye on your blood pressure ♡

@MY-jg7kj 3 жыл бұрын

Aww poor tucker still dealing with his abandonment issues from his Mother wants cps called on everyone.

@connormcgregor4578 3 жыл бұрын

:'( poor tuck tuck

@chadatchison145 3 жыл бұрын

I went to school with kids like tucker and that's exactly what the problem was plus their crippling fear of being found out as fraud.

@cc1k435 3 жыл бұрын

All those frozen Swanson meals were invented so mom could go out every night. 🤣

@FIDIOT-cringe 3 жыл бұрын

@@cc1k435 Real Mom ran away to France when he was 6. Swanson is his step-mother.

@coltafanan 3 жыл бұрын

Who remembers when Bill Bar compared COVID restrictions to slavery

@Funzoxgpro 3 жыл бұрын

I think the sound of the crew laughing over an audience makes these skits that much better. It’s more personal that way.

@ccj1227 3 жыл бұрын

Best part of the monologues are all the ad-libs and laughing crew 😂

@camwyn256 3 жыл бұрын

A 5 letter word for “that was way too long.” Agony :)

@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын

camwyn256 -- Well done!

@teresamendoza1194 3 жыл бұрын

I just loved the vaccine melody!! Genius writing!🤗🤣🎶🎶

@tracyanne64 3 жыл бұрын

Lol! Lol! I LOVE the song!! 🤣🤣🤣

@ramonmolina9136 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe that this is allowed by someone who was once proven on court that his comment are just opinions and not person in the right mind should take it seriously... what worries me is the amount of people not in the right mind, is scary.

@SILVERF0X13 3 жыл бұрын

I honestly wonder if the calls to child protective services that will start flooding in due to Tucker Carlson's idiocy is going to lead to him finally getting into serious trouble. Most likely he will get off scott free like always, but we can always hope.

@tn_onyoutube8436 3 жыл бұрын

@no yes - wow, and that was your EDITED version?

@b-meaker99 3 жыл бұрын

He needs to be banned from television. The man is a public hazard, just like his old big fat orange fan

@eddierayvanlynch6133 3 жыл бұрын

@@tn_onyoutube8436 - Yeah, the original was really Tucked up. It was SNATU.

@lisagulick4144 3 жыл бұрын

@@tn_onyoutube8436 I rather like it. Reminds me of e.e. cummings.

@RhodesWC 2 жыл бұрын

dont stop there, how many other politicians, business moguls and celebrities get away with more atrocious acts?

@ellielane4780 3 ай бұрын

taking notes during the meeting: where is this going? Oh this woman is crazy, got it.

@rthj6446 3 жыл бұрын

too long? Nah bruh. We need a 10 hour version of this song.Internet rules, so comply.

@kevinbarr9003 3 жыл бұрын

Tucker needs to wear a mask...and it ain't because of a pandemic!

@gardenlarder 3 жыл бұрын

It needs to be a ball gag

@jonathannagel7427 3 жыл бұрын

@@gardenlarder I was thinking the same thing!!! ✌🏼👍🏼

@aburke0823 3 жыл бұрын

Not a mask, he's a triple bagger.

@nixnox1962 3 жыл бұрын

"Mother tucker" can't say it better than that

@mooreandless 3 жыл бұрын

Lol! He's a "maskhole"

@whitebird5383 3 жыл бұрын

He is a mother all right !!