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Mass Effect 3 - Javik: "In My Cycle..."

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Cycle is one of the many words that Javik consistently uses throughout the game.
enjoy and thanks for watching! :D
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@CitizenKahne1992
@CitizenKahne1992 9 жыл бұрын
Old Man Javik: Back in my cycle, we didn't have thermal clips. We had to wait for our weapons to cooldown.
@Ir0nF1st924
@Ir0nF1st924 8 жыл бұрын
+Nie tutaj I'd rather have unlimited ammo and just wait for it to cool down than have to worry about thermal clips.
@Ir0nF1st924
@Ir0nF1st924 8 жыл бұрын
Nie tutaj I stuck with the Lancer in ME3 as soon as I got it.
@jefthereaper
@jefthereaper 8 жыл бұрын
+CitizenKahne1992 still dislike the idea, lore sais that between ME1 and 2 they switched back to clips due to the overheating being slow and dangerous (while I just wonder, why not give every soldier at least 1 of those recharging clips, so that if they run out of regular clips they at least still have something beside fist brawling)
@ricardo5910
@ricardo5910 8 жыл бұрын
+CitizenKahne1992 Those also did not had any weight.
@arcticclaw
@arcticclaw 8 жыл бұрын
+Nie tutaj Were they that bad? I played ME as an adept so I'm only familiar with pistols, but the game seemed to throw me upgrades and better models as I progressed. Suddenly, the types of enemies I used to fear such as the two story tall quadrupedal Geth could be dispatched with a warp and about eight or so rounds from whatever pistol I'd found in a container in the previous room.
@ironmantis25
@ironmantis25 8 жыл бұрын
Wrex: Man, your cycle sounds like crap.
@LabradorIndependent
@LabradorIndependent 8 жыл бұрын
Aah Wrex - Always telling it like it is.
@McBenjiii
@McBenjiii 7 жыл бұрын
Wrex is hella' badass.
@philipped.r.6385
@philipped.r.6385 7 жыл бұрын
I always love how blunt Wrex is.
@ShadowDuty7
@ShadowDuty7 4 жыл бұрын
You that know when a Krogan is the one saying that....it really speaks volumes.
@efxnews4776
@efxnews4776 3 жыл бұрын
Wrex just say what everybody was thinking!
@ImperialistJoe
@ImperialistJoe 8 жыл бұрын
Assuming he's not just bullshitting the entire time, the Protheans sound like Aztecs in Space.
@TheDarthDestruktor
@TheDarthDestruktor 7 жыл бұрын
That's sounds...pretty cool, to be honest.
@CharlysBonada
@CharlysBonada 7 жыл бұрын
yeah, it sounds probable that bioware got inspiration from them. In his visions, if I remember correctly, the protheans had pyramids
@SteezyRedStars
@SteezyRedStars 7 жыл бұрын
I could see your point, considering that the Turians are the ones more similar to the Roman Empire than the Protheans since the Turians are the most autocratic of all the species, have Latin base names, and dominate well in control and they lay a strong influence across citadel space
@nikolaradovanovic3714
@nikolaradovanovic3714 7 жыл бұрын
Apocalypse_Later I would see them as romans compared to people im the early middle ages
@BlazinVoid59
@BlazinVoid59 7 жыл бұрын
Apocalypse_Later Sooo... Spaztecs?
@AdamG1983
@AdamG1983 8 жыл бұрын
"We burned 200 worlds to stop them" Wrex: "Not bad"
@tannenfelsruplesen9870
@tannenfelsruplesen9870 3 жыл бұрын
Me, an intellectual: *laughs in Inquisitor Kryptman's gambit*
@comteraffayn8351
@comteraffayn8351 3 жыл бұрын
@@tannenfelsruplesen9870 Then he was banished from the Inquisition for being *to extrem*
@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam
@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam 2 жыл бұрын
​@@tannenfelsruplesen9870 Never send a human to solve a bug problem.
@unverifiedbiotic
@unverifiedbiotic 8 жыл бұрын
Breaking news: Old alien yells at cloud.
@calibrationsrequired7655
@calibrationsrequired7655 7 жыл бұрын
Breaking News: Old lady yells at frog.
@wilji1090
@wilji1090 4 жыл бұрын
In his cycle yelling at clouds was punishable by death
@anonymousrex5207
@anonymousrex5207 4 жыл бұрын
Never get tired of a good Simpson's reference
@efxnews4776
@efxnews4776 3 жыл бұрын
Protheans: the boomer aliens.
@agama5538
@agama5538 3 жыл бұрын
*Shakes fist at clouds* "In my cycle we ate you like candy floss!"
@RaxuRangerkingsChannel
@RaxuRangerkingsChannel 9 жыл бұрын
Javik drinking game: 1. Every time he says 'cycle' take a drink. 2. Every time he says 'my people' take a drink. 3. Every time he says 'galaxy' take a drink. Please play responsibly.
@sammycw2000
@sammycw2000 9 жыл бұрын
RaxuRangerking 4. Every time he says 'reaper' take a drink.
@ahn0x
@ahn0x 9 жыл бұрын
CHIN CHIN Can't believe this hasn't been said, but, 5. Every time he says "primitives" take a drink. Holy cow I would actually die.
@sammycw2000
@sammycw2000 9 жыл бұрын
ahnox Every time he says air lock :^)
@urdnotwrex6485
@urdnotwrex6485 9 жыл бұрын
ahnox I'd be fine.
@Mister_Kourkoutas
@Mister_Kourkoutas 9 жыл бұрын
+RaxuRangerking Good God, man! You got a grudge against livers or something?
@82dorrin
@82dorrin 3 жыл бұрын
Javik spent all 50,000 years in stasis thinking up ways to troll the next cycle.
@Serocco
@Serocco 3 жыл бұрын
"I am Prothean. I never feel okay." Funniest, saddest, and realest thing I've heard
@WildNIrish
@WildNIrish 3 жыл бұрын
Immediately thought of rephrasing with Irish Catholic instead and it hit home fast
@JelliThePilot
@JelliThePilot 8 жыл бұрын
*Hipster Javik* I experienced Mass galactic extinction before it was cool
@windwind3170
@windwind3170 8 жыл бұрын
and he survived it!
@keegan112099
@keegan112099 7 жыл бұрын
I feel like the actual protheans were incredibly civilized and polite and Javiks just bullshiting everything
@jasonalcatraz5817
@jasonalcatraz5817 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, he does admit his favorite game is to trick everyone. So I imagine on his death bed, he's gonna tell Liara "Everything I said about the Protheans... was a lie. We were actually very generous and polite in comparison. We didn't enslave or force ourselves on others. I just wanted to see your face when I told you how savage we were." Then Ded.
@mattlocke684
@mattlocke684 6 жыл бұрын
I would act in such a manner too if I were the last human.
@stormy2143
@stormy2143 5 жыл бұрын
"Y were never there how do u know lol"
@JordanJumpin
@JordanJumpin 5 жыл бұрын
keegan112099 I wouldn’t be surprised he’s a warrior not a diplomat civilian or scientist
@DGARedRaven
@DGARedRaven 4 жыл бұрын
It does make sense given how Javik was born when the Reapers were already attacking. And that he is the Avatar of Vengeance.
@bolgthehungry5127
@bolgthehungry5127 9 жыл бұрын
The last Trollthean, in all his glory.
@PanduPoluan
@PanduPoluan 7 жыл бұрын
OMG TROLLthean LOL xD
@Knalxz
@Knalxz 9 жыл бұрын
Hmm 9:53 this actually explains alot in terms of lore. The Beacon uploaded Shepards brain with modern Prothean dance moves.
@elessal
@elessal 8 жыл бұрын
+SuperKnalxz Grey I really hope this is recogniced and becomes canon
@Shepherd.1147
@Shepherd.1147 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha true indeed
@1classikai
@1classikai 6 жыл бұрын
SuperKnalxz Grey but Javik does it way better lol, he actually dances to the beat. Everybody else just flails their arms around😂😂😂
@seanwalters1977
@seanwalters1977 6 жыл бұрын
The beat in that clip is banging lol
@AsharOzborne95
@AsharOzborne95 4 жыл бұрын
*GASP* D E E P E S T L O R E ! ! !
@Madcapredcap
@Madcapredcap 7 жыл бұрын
"In my cycle we had to walk uphill to school both ways." "But...you had hovercraft and elevators." "Yes. That only made the walk more agonizing."
@yarpen26
@yarpen26 5 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, even the Jetsons in the early '60s already made fun of the "back in my day I had to walk 10 miles to school" thing.
@majava5282
@majava5282 4 жыл бұрын
You have to spin around 10 times whenever he says 'primitive(s)'
@Timasaurus007
@Timasaurus007 8 жыл бұрын
He is like an old man... "Back in my day...", "Back in my cycle..." :P
@noisemarine561
@noisemarine561 8 жыл бұрын
He's kinda like a WW2 veteran warning Vietnam and War on terror about how bad things can get.
@babynoob1562
@babynoob1562 8 жыл бұрын
+Kawaii Atlas edi n grunt put him on his place.
@philipped.r.6385
@philipped.r.6385 7 жыл бұрын
He kind of makes me think to Walter Sobchak in the movie Big Lebowski and how he's always rambling about how it was back in Vietnam.
@juppe1273
@juppe1273 7 жыл бұрын
Timasaurus007 I thought he was 50,000 plus years old....
@efxnews4776
@efxnews4776 3 жыл бұрын
Alien boomer.... [
@therealjboss494
@therealjboss494 9 жыл бұрын
"In my cycle, your kind were nothing more than appetizers. Would you prefer to be boiled or fried?" LMAO.
@EmeraldDreams7
@EmeraldDreams7 9 жыл бұрын
The Real J Boss And the Hanar worship the Protheans as gods too. xD Imagine being called an appetizer by your supposed god.
@timeforgottenprince8271
@timeforgottenprince8271 3 жыл бұрын
@@EmeraldDreams7 And by the one who would have led them as well.
@thundershark8681
@thundershark8681 3 жыл бұрын
PROTHEAN NO LIKES YOU
@135Fenrir
@135Fenrir 3 жыл бұрын
@@thundershark8681 Oh they like them just fine, with some salt and pepper.
@thundershark8681
@thundershark8681 3 жыл бұрын
@@135Fenrir and don't forget fear the fear adds spice
@1ZombieRob
@1ZombieRob 9 жыл бұрын
know what we do in this cycle? not lose to the reapers.
@williamkim2551
@williamkim2551 7 жыл бұрын
In fairness, the Reapers were too big to be thrown out the airlock
@TwinPeaksIndustries
@TwinPeaksIndustries 7 жыл бұрын
Just means you need a bigger airlock
@philipped.r.6385
@philipped.r.6385 7 жыл бұрын
Like Crucible sized airlocks?
@1classikai
@1classikai 6 жыл бұрын
1ZombieRob SAVAGE
@christopheredwards9904
@christopheredwards9904 3 жыл бұрын
"In my cycle, we would do things half assed and treat everyone else like shit and toss things out the airlock even if they're too big to fit."
@SilentGunner13
@SilentGunner13 8 жыл бұрын
you could say that a lot of Javik's vocabulary was.. reCYCLEd, right? I'll see myself out.
@AdamG1983
@AdamG1983 8 жыл бұрын
Right out the airlock
@zoax5463
@zoax5463 7 жыл бұрын
Don't hit yourself with a asteroid on your wait out
@Weevilyre
@Weevilyre 7 жыл бұрын
in my cycle jokes ended with a 'punch' line with a iron fist
@Verlarn
@Verlarn 7 жыл бұрын
Let the airlock hit you on the way out.
@arein423
@arein423 7 жыл бұрын
You primitive.
@levitan71
@levitan71 7 жыл бұрын
if i woke up in 50.000 years from now and saw dolphins running the planet i would bullshit the crap out of them too. :P
@antiochus87
@antiochus87 7 жыл бұрын
"In my cycle you primitives danced and jumped through hoops for fish." I can see it now.
@boyssouls5689
@boyssouls5689 6 жыл бұрын
"In my cycle, we had you primitives participate in death matches with the great Shamu. There was always a special spot in the stands for the audience to be drenched in the blood and saltwater."
@yarpen26
@yarpen26 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, humans 50,000 years ago were already much more intelligent than any animal alive today, including dolphins and other primates. Even the brightest chimps can just barely use some stone tools, something which humans mastered more than 3 million years ago.
@WCCXtra
@WCCXtra 7 жыл бұрын
We need a Mass Effect game set in Javik's cycle.
@Avatar2win
@Avatar2win 6 жыл бұрын
William C. Yes
@danmueller4021
@danmueller4021 3 жыл бұрын
YES!!
@MrZachary246
@MrZachary246 3 жыл бұрын
I think the next mass effect will touch on this. I believe that his race is still alive somewhere out there. They were way to smart not to have other contingency options
@danmueller4021
@danmueller4021 3 жыл бұрын
They should have javik use memory shards to piece together what happened in his cycle and to learn about the subservient races
@takkarsasori8961
@takkarsasori8961 3 жыл бұрын
the ending could be javik going in his stasis pod. then emerging from his pod, but this time we hear thoughts when waking up.
@Jimbogf
@Jimbogf 9 жыл бұрын
Prothy the Prothean
@elessal
@elessal 8 жыл бұрын
+Jimbogf never, ever, leave joker in a room with jack and javik.
@AdamG1983
@AdamG1983 8 жыл бұрын
Classic Joker.
@ConcaCon
@ConcaCon 8 жыл бұрын
In my cycle, I wear the Collector armor and Collector rifle when I do a mission with Javik. Too soon?
@swampfox1007
@swampfox1007 7 жыл бұрын
nah 50000 years is good.
@1597B
@1597B 3 жыл бұрын
@@swampfox1007 It's been 50,000 years for us, but for him it's only been- *A few minutes!*
@matthewgarrity9405
@matthewgarrity9405 3 жыл бұрын
Real talk tho, I bet Javik would even be all practical about it and condescending... "A smart move primitive ! Using my kinds flesh as armor, maybe some Prothean brilliance will posess you."
@MultiDocdoom
@MultiDocdoom 7 жыл бұрын
Javik is like that really old grandpa we all have xD "back in my day"
@shane707
@shane707 6 жыл бұрын
Yours doesn't?
@chrissierra-5633
@chrissierra-5633 Жыл бұрын
BACK IN MY DAY...
@stevenstice6683
@stevenstice6683 Жыл бұрын
Man, your day sounds like crap.
@mickeyspeedway2436
@mickeyspeedway2436 8 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the Empire party" Alright there Darth, calm down
@AdamG1983
@AdamG1983 8 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader would have been scared of Protheans
@darthportus
@darthportus 7 жыл бұрын
Darth is a title not a name.
@overlord4576
@overlord4576 7 жыл бұрын
...Darth Javik needs to become a thing
@ImperativeGames
@ImperativeGames 7 жыл бұрын
Protheans would eat Darth Vader alive. You know, because he is already fried. I'll see myself out.
@SolarWindsRider
@SolarWindsRider 7 жыл бұрын
Ha, I'm sure there was no Half LIfe 3 in his cycle either.
@Albukhshi
@Albukhshi 8 жыл бұрын
wow...Something tells me "Cooking with Javik" would not be a best-seller.... EDIT: or will make a great horror-movie.
@CheemsofRegret
@CheemsofRegret 8 жыл бұрын
horror comedy
@AvengerAtIlipa
@AvengerAtIlipa 7 жыл бұрын
It's actually a game show where the contestants who are eliminated get thrown out of the airlock.
@Abdega
@Abdega 7 жыл бұрын
Marcuz Ezra in your cycle perhaps. In MY cycle it would be considered a romantic comedy
@fighterck6241
@fighterck6241 7 жыл бұрын
Javik: I am a..... CON! I killed your friend because I felt like seeing your tears. There' s nos such thing as an Asari dish. I don't even know how to cook.
@risraid9324
@risraid9324 5 жыл бұрын
Try "Snuff Movie"
@CyrusKazan
@CyrusKazan 9 жыл бұрын
"In my cycle, we flensed food from our teeth with our own biotic abilities." ...If you can do that, can't you open the door?
@stevenstice6683
@stevenstice6683 Жыл бұрын
That would make it too easy for the primitives.
@LabradorIndependent
@LabradorIndependent 8 жыл бұрын
9:54 Javik dancing is my new favourite thing.
@sev1011
@sev1011 Жыл бұрын
Hearing Javik mention the alien races as food makes me think it's the equivalent of a human waking up in the future to find farm animals, fruits and vegetables as evolved people
@GenericUsername-qp1ww
@GenericUsername-qp1ww 8 жыл бұрын
Javik: in my cycle, terrible music was punishable by death Me:.....hey Javik, have you met Justin Bieber?
@glenneke6
@glenneke6 8 жыл бұрын
Your comment mad my day
@xXxxXx-yr1dd
@xXxxXx-yr1dd 8 жыл бұрын
+glenn maes my day is mad, too xD
@mateusborges8758
@mateusborges8758 8 жыл бұрын
+Matt Allen man.. if he came to Rio de Janeiro, half of the population would be killed then O.O
@gerardmagos3608
@gerardmagos3608 8 жыл бұрын
javik:*listens to justin bieber*...... throw him out of the airlock
@keiganm1287
@keiganm1287 8 жыл бұрын
2010 called they want their easy target back
@Ysmir-be6dt
@Ysmir-be6dt 7 жыл бұрын
Man, Javik's evil laugh when acknowledging Tali & Femshep romance 😈😈😈😂😂😂😂
@AdamG1983
@AdamG1983 8 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats Javik, Garrus and Zaeed when they've been drinking.
@gentleman42069
@gentleman42069 8 жыл бұрын
Grunt and wrex disagree
@nabielk.608
@nabielk.608 8 жыл бұрын
Tali disagrees
@SweRaider1993
@SweRaider1993 7 жыл бұрын
Shepard disagrees: "Hell yeah!.. Put more of the stuff in the thing...more stuff goes in..."
@dallarian8687
@dallarian8687 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't have Zaeed and Javik there :/ haven't recovered them yet by then.
@KainPrime
@KainPrime 7 жыл бұрын
"In my cycle, we didn't need helmets or breathers to board a synthetic dreadnought." "In my cycle, we dared the Reapers to shoot us in our exposed knees."
@TrueCicero
@TrueCicero 9 жыл бұрын
Well we're not in YOUR DAMN CYCLE Javik!
@TheArtofUTube
@TheArtofUTube 9 жыл бұрын
Cycles, airlocks, Javik.
@noahp.8301
@noahp.8301 9 жыл бұрын
marylain69 I REALLY want an airlock compilation but I can't find it. I had to laugh hard in the archive of the citadel in the citadel dlc with my renegade shep.
@johnkidd8456
@johnkidd8456 3 жыл бұрын
You’ve gotta admire Javik’s dedication to making up shit about the Protheans, and just letting everyone get freaked-out because they don’t actually what is and isn’t true. I personally headcanon that he softened up around the Normandy crew, and began using that joke as a little icebreaker- see the James Vega and Kasumi dialogues as examples.
@Camelotsmoon
@Camelotsmoon 4 жыл бұрын
I love when the yahg gets loose in the surkesh mission, and if you have Liara if your party Shepard will say "careful, there goes the next shadowbroker." and I had Garrus in my party and he said "I'd swear he was muttering T'soni the whole time.". So funny 😂
@Illuminous_
@Illuminous_ Жыл бұрын
Canon
@AdamG1983
@AdamG1983 8 жыл бұрын
Citadel DLC: "Let's play some cards" Javik: "BRB, need to get my particle rifle"
@Hoppa456
@Hoppa456 7 жыл бұрын
In my cycle we recycle
@ALGammash
@ALGammash 7 жыл бұрын
Javik should write a book after the war is over and call it "In my Cycle"
@TheNexussify
@TheNexussify 9 жыл бұрын
TATTOED HUMAN! I'D LIKE TO TOUCH YOU!
@jasonalcatraz5817
@jasonalcatraz5817 6 жыл бұрын
"Go touch yourself" "That comes AFTER the party..."
@hyun0282
@hyun0282 8 жыл бұрын
7:24 "Man, your cycle sounds like crap."
@Kraign45
@Kraign45 7 жыл бұрын
straight out savage.
@justjoking5841
@justjoking5841 8 жыл бұрын
James: You know what I like about you buggy? You're like Sun Tzu but with 4 eyes :D
@rinokumura7371
@rinokumura7371 6 жыл бұрын
Jorrdi Jabob Sun Tzu Was A Master Tactician And Javik Is...... Oh.
@urktheturtle2988
@urktheturtle2988 7 жыл бұрын
i find it interesting that the Rachni were too the protheans as the krogan are too the citadel species.
@Avatar2win
@Avatar2win 6 жыл бұрын
Night Clone to not too
@Alltzero
@Alltzero 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing EDI encourage Javik to share his feelings was really deep considering she can’t “feel” emotions and Javik openly views her as the same level of threat as the reapers, but she still cares about him anyway, and in a way that’s so human you almost forget she’s an AI
@stt5v2002
@stt5v2002 6 жыл бұрын
This is so good I started using it with my kids. “I don’t care if it is out of power! In my cycle we didn’t even have iPads! In my cycle we had a calculator that weighed 9 lbs and needed 4 size D batteries! And in my cycle, whiny kids had to eat salarian liver for dinner!”
@cpt.caboose1771
@cpt.caboose1771 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@DWolf2k2
@DWolf2k2 8 жыл бұрын
Lost Dialogue of Javik: In My Cycle, I had to climb Uphill BOTH WAYS To get to the battlefield. THROUGH THE SNOW! BAREFOOT!!
@thomaswhite3059
@thomaswhite3059 3 жыл бұрын
And we LIKED it that way!
@eliasrobinson3915
@eliasrobinson3915 2 жыл бұрын
"While fighting Reapers with our bare hands!"
@Tarik360
@Tarik360 8 жыл бұрын
I for one welcome our new Prothean Overlord.
@bgphantom3
@bgphantom3 3 жыл бұрын
“I am Prothean, I am never ok.” Oof.
@noblevi3623
@noblevi3623 6 жыл бұрын
1:33 Wrex + Javik, "Now that there is how you troll an entire species."
@christophersuriel8620
@christophersuriel8620 8 жыл бұрын
Javik: "In my cycle, we threw problems out the airlock".
@aditya9266
@aditya9266 3 жыл бұрын
Ah I fucking love Javik. Out of the entire squad I somehow relate to Javik the most and idk why.
@claypidgeon4807
@claypidgeon4807 7 жыл бұрын
Javik: Prothean for both "troll" and "airlock."
@aaronhapgood6383
@aaronhapgood6383 7 жыл бұрын
so is javik like the main protagonist in his cycle like shephard is in ours?
@Hawwwlucha
@Hawwwlucha 7 жыл бұрын
What made you think that? Their awkwardly bad club dancing? -just kidding, I can see why the connection's made-
@varric
@varric 3 жыл бұрын
Javik is the Renegate Shepard of his cycle.
@cristian-si1gb
@cristian-si1gb 9 жыл бұрын
The end was incredible! XD
@MegaDzib
@MegaDzib 9 жыл бұрын
Drunk Javik is a sight to behold!
@kingaragornii9940
@kingaragornii9940 6 жыл бұрын
Why is he hiding 😂😂🤣
@valerieverith2358
@valerieverith2358 8 жыл бұрын
"Man, your cycle sounds like crap!" Wrex for the win! :D
@Kati_Gory
@Kati_Gory 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Javik is having more fun bullshitting than explaining from his cycle and no one can tell more than half the time. Impressive for his cycle
@redbiotics
@redbiotics 2 жыл бұрын
"and one day the prothean empire will rise again, and you will all kneel before javik!" *Javik kneeling behind a nice couch*
@raresmuntean257
@raresmuntean257 7 жыл бұрын
"So you're a Pathfinder,you conquered and bring in life an entire sector of a galaxy after you slept for 600 years.In my cycle we used to conquer and bring in life (or destroy) an entire galaxy and then sleep 50.000 years."
@PanduPoluan
@PanduPoluan 7 жыл бұрын
Javik when drunk is totally hilarious. Correction: He's hilarious even when not drunk.
@nicschellin8573
@nicschellin8573 6 жыл бұрын
7:25 Wrex, saying what we're all thinking.
@ihatetobethatguybut7175
@ihatetobethatguybut7175 7 жыл бұрын
7:30 Commander at a time like this my people had an ancient saying THROW IT OUT THE AIRLOCK
@Luna_Spiritus
@Luna_Spiritus 3 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@gerardmagos3608
@gerardmagos3608 8 жыл бұрын
javik even primitive quarians were attractive inmy age pity no one can appreciate it now execpt for maybe the commander *grabs shepard*
@agama5538
@agama5538 3 жыл бұрын
"I will never tire of tricking the primatives, that is a game I enjoy playing!" Grunt laughs in the background as if he was listening😁
@shotgunshougun17
@shotgunshougun17 7 жыл бұрын
I am kinda both relived and offended that he did not mention humans on his list of ingredents
@toomanyaccounts
@toomanyaccounts 7 жыл бұрын
remember they were on Mars. So yeah they did eat humans but he seems to respect Shepard enough not to mention it.
@crimsonlight4205
@crimsonlight4205 3 жыл бұрын
@@toomanyaccounts nah there probably weren’t all that many humans 50000 years ago
@greenhat8978
@greenhat8978 3 жыл бұрын
Get him an apron that says "to serve man"
@TheHorreK2
@TheHorreK2 7 жыл бұрын
prothians have one of the best design choices for aliens, in my opinion, next to salarians/krogans!
@tessastrong1770
@tessastrong1770 3 жыл бұрын
javik on the magic school bus: “in my old cycle,”
@putnamehere5196
@putnamehere5196 7 жыл бұрын
Video game logic: we have already made the full game, but we are going to cut parts out and make it DLC.
@HandsomeGamerGuy
@HandsomeGamerGuy 6 жыл бұрын
EA Logic. Bioware had 3 Years for ME 1 and 2. But for 3 only 1,5. Luckily they got 0,5 more so they had 2 years. But still after that EA wants to get some Money so they cut out some stuff. If you edited some of your ME3 Files you can have Javik in your Game. So he was just cut out.
@maniatissa
@maniatissa 7 жыл бұрын
I bring Javik as a teammate a lot...I feel sorry for him..the last of his kind, 50.000yrs in the future,with all the primitive races now dominant. It must be hard for him. Plus, he is hilarious and doesn't even realize it.
@meris8486
@meris8486 7 жыл бұрын
I bet this guy would love Bicycles
@ookami-chan3328
@ookami-chan3328 9 жыл бұрын
It seems I have lost a lot of Javik comments in my cycle :(
@TheOuroboros84
@TheOuroboros84 8 жыл бұрын
I think NOBODY expected Javik to be the UberTroll he is...it was so awesome XD
@TshepoNkadimeng5
@TshepoNkadimeng5 9 жыл бұрын
Javik throw the primitives out of the airlock!!
@t-rexcellentreviews1663
@t-rexcellentreviews1663 4 жыл бұрын
The sight of Javik dancing gives me life in this cycle
@NoBody-qs7op
@NoBody-qs7op 3 жыл бұрын
Javik is one of my favorite character in the franchise. He better show up in 5.
@Kiba0Shino0Hinata
@Kiba0Shino0Hinata 7 жыл бұрын
This is just like when one of your friends goes abroad and then when they come back, everything starts and ends with, "When I was in [France], . ."
@1classikai
@1classikai 6 жыл бұрын
"And all the primitives will kneel before Javik, the most fabulous dancer in the galaxy!" Btw is he drunk in te last clip?😂😂
@theactionman007
@theactionman007 3 жыл бұрын
"I will never tire of tricking the primitives. That is a game I enjoy playing." Javik is a goddamn troll master.
@darkpaladin.
@darkpaladin. 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Prometheans sent an ark ship to to Andromeda and we get one hell of a surprise.
@MrFlorinCT
@MrFlorinCT 7 жыл бұрын
That would actually kinda make sense as in the Antagonist of Andromeda.. Did u see the bad guy from the trailer? He kinda resembles Protheans.
@christopheredwards9904
@christopheredwards9904 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrFlorinCT you mean the archon? Kett and protheans look nothing alike, while protheans are 4 eyed and have skin for skin, the Kett have chitinous skin, only 2 eyes, and unlike the Prothean, whome focused on weapons and military technology, focused on biological technology and integrating other specie's DNA into theirs to make them stronger.
@chiffmonkey
@chiffmonkey 8 жыл бұрын
Femshep & Tali???
@dalton411970
@dalton411970 6 жыл бұрын
chiffmonkey 😍😍
@DT-267K
@DT-267K 4 жыл бұрын
"I prefer my Salarian liver served raw." ]:| "He is correct. It was a... _delicacy_ in my cycle." >:(
@Shepherd.1147
@Shepherd.1147 4 жыл бұрын
This kind of video always deserve a like.
@monkeydude952
@monkeydude952 7 жыл бұрын
And the last thing the Reapers will hear before they die is "In my cycle..."
@billmaster1157
@billmaster1157 3 жыл бұрын
7:25 Wrex saying what we all think
@SeriousApache
@SeriousApache 2 жыл бұрын
Wrex: "Why can't we just eat him?" Javik "Some things never change"
@Grim_Sister
@Grim_Sister 7 жыл бұрын
"in my cycle-" Yeah, we heard you, Grampa
@stefanstoyanov7460
@stefanstoyanov7460 3 жыл бұрын
All hail Javick, our lord and master, creator of the new Prothean empire!
@qoriakromin9679
@qoriakromin9679 3 жыл бұрын
07:25 this... This is why i love Wrex
@matthewcaughey8898
@matthewcaughey8898 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta admit he’s actually pretty funny. I got my monies worth out of that DLC that’s for sure
@Witcherino
@Witcherino 8 жыл бұрын
Throw everyone out the airlock! OO_OO
@dracawyn
@dracawyn 9 жыл бұрын
0:43 Where did you get the mod for that outfit?! I've always hated that maleShep gets to have an awesome sexy casual outfit with jeans and a leather jacket while femShep gets that ugly leather dress.
@RedStarBolt
@RedStarBolt 9 жыл бұрын
Mary Whipple By firemadeflesh: - N7 Leather Jacket for femshep fmfmods.tumblr.com/post/74683041846/firemadeflesh-n7-leather-jacket-for-femshep
@dracawyn
@dracawyn 9 жыл бұрын
RedStarBolt Thank you so much!
@LS994
@LS994 8 жыл бұрын
Actually, with a closer look, it looks just like Nilin's attire from Don't Nod's Remember me... and it looks amazing!
@R4Y2k
@R4Y2k 7 жыл бұрын
Funny how the "old" races in the universe have an african accent :D So at least the cradle of civilisation is always in africa,, don't matter wheather it's from earth or from somewhere else^^
@thecreator625
@thecreator625 3 жыл бұрын
The most recent archeological finds would disagree with that. The oldest known human-ape skeleton is now from the Balkan region.
@ddpzzp553
@ddpzzp553 3 жыл бұрын
@@thecreator625 but no Homo sapiens proper
@lordofoshu8017
@lordofoshu8017 3 жыл бұрын
Javik: in my cycle, we all had personal airlocks to throw people out of.
@Naomi-gr7fm
@Naomi-gr7fm 7 жыл бұрын
5:56 Javik with the bars
@Abiodun92
@Abiodun92 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man his Nigerian accent makes it all even more amusing! 😂
@helter1234
@helter1234 2 жыл бұрын
Javik: "You think your species was uplifted without kissing our cocks? Hehehehe. You are dead wrong." Liara: *Stares*
@Grombolin
@Grombolin 9 жыл бұрын
HE WANTS TO RIDE HIS BI-CYCLE
@themastrofwar
@themastrofwar 7 жыл бұрын
The ending was perfect
@claypidgeon4807
@claypidgeon4807 8 жыл бұрын
Back in my cycle...
@sanyaduanmu4153
@sanyaduanmu4153 3 жыл бұрын
Javik is the Solas of Mass Effect without that bunch of mess and PTSD about the Veil.
@oscarcordero7811
@oscarcordero7811 Жыл бұрын
Javik's Favorite words are Cycle,Reapers and Primitives
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