This is the greatest fucking thing I've ever heard.
@Edgeworthless7 ай бұрын
We, the jury, find the defendant… Not Guilty.
@Midnight_Ninja27 ай бұрын
Poor Chief, Halsey didnt give him his Spartan Juice didn't she??
@zerg40837 ай бұрын
That bananas part had me dying lol
@TheIndividualist3197 ай бұрын
John is the kind of guy who would let a normal police officer put cuffs on him WHILE in his armor. You know why? Because chief is a respectful person and knows to obey the law, however he has his limits. We all do, be more like chief.
@dokkal90897 ай бұрын
Imagining this whole scene is gold
@Neoth40k6 ай бұрын
In and out of armor are both Goldenly Golden
@CT-9904-Crosshair7 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, Chief. At trial, just be honest and tell the jury/judge this story calmly and clearly. In fact, I could definitely get you the Spartan Discount for a lawyer. I know some good ones. We all truly know that you meant no harm.
@CameraGuyClyde7 ай бұрын
It's okay Chief, happens to the best of us 🤡
@manwiththeplan44467 ай бұрын
To be fair, there was no reason for Locke to be comparing trash(5) to a masterpiece (3).
@Z-Romello3 ай бұрын
😂 bro, this entire thing made me laugh to where I started sounding like a monkey....Holy shit
@lightningmonky76744 ай бұрын
Oh my God this is too fucking hilarious 🤣🤣 the alliterations you give chief are top notch, I'm still laughing at the "ol' left right goodnight"
@nathanoutdoors79813 ай бұрын
Master chief NO 🤣🤣😂😂
@hail_the_enclave5 ай бұрын
Master Chief went bananas 🍌
@kyleslavik63247 ай бұрын
It wasn't Spartan Locke was it?
@kyleslavik63247 ай бұрын
I'm sorry to hear about your predicament Master Cheeks good luck with the bail.
@allbottledup95133 ай бұрын
John thinks they all look the same. Apple juice drinkers I mean! Lol
@VanwolfsterLycan7 ай бұрын
What were Oni teaching these Spartan kids? XD Wait a minute... Was it Halsey? It is now making sense...
@ZayAvengeR6 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ I didnt understand what was going on until chief said people misinterpreted it wrong 💀 I was dying laughing
@alexbrinzan90617 ай бұрын
This was golden, keep up the great work brotha. Also dont worry chief i gotcha with that bail.
@DE0.017 ай бұрын
least he didn't pull a grey team.
@bluephoenix75656 ай бұрын
I think that's the social equivalent to a grey team...
@DE0.016 ай бұрын
It's the social equivalent to contact harvest.
@TyrannoWright6 ай бұрын
Alt title: Master Chief Goes Apeshit over Martinelli's.
@Blochitect4 ай бұрын
Ngl i always thought locke would be the type of guy to not drink
@domlomytp26773 ай бұрын
Absolutely fucking HILARIOUS.
@Cakeb78127 ай бұрын
i love this content.
@Bethany383263 ай бұрын
Holy shit this had me crying
@wilhelmwagner33537 ай бұрын
How did the soldier always gets incarcerated 😂
@watermlon_axoltl4 ай бұрын
I'm dying😂😂
@xXSlMdcXx2 ай бұрын
Wait can chief not afford 500 credits 😭
@justaguy33106 ай бұрын
LMAO
@thefool27204 ай бұрын
Yo chief I’ve got your 500 credits
@VrSyndrom7 ай бұрын
Day 1 of asking for master chief and the make a wish child
@sargent_06 ай бұрын
Did you use CoquiTTS to train your AI voice model? I am a Halo modder and I aim to make Machinima’s
@MasterCheeksOfficial6 ай бұрын
I used ElevenLabs
@ravagesoyjoy7 ай бұрын
Halo 5 mechanics are the best smooth I’ve ever used. Better than reach. But the story kinda sucked...