You forgot about Lieutenant Parisa the friend who Chief promised to marry when they were children and she's still going to hold Chief to that promise. She's also a Marine. So I'm sure she would love to meet that fake love interest they made up. While holding her M6 Magnum. Aka Chief's promised wife would kill a hoe over Master Chief. Lol.
@bobsterclause3423 ай бұрын
This bot makes some seriously good points 'if they wanted some sort of romantic relationship use my good friend Avery Johnson' (not direct quote) So insightful... and frightnening
@Dantemo.-pl8mc3 ай бұрын
while I agree, I do (personally) see some good stuff (that was criminally underused) silver team was actually cool, and the armor was awesome! (I made Lego versions of riz and vannak) the fight scene in episode 5 of the first season was awesome! ....let's see....*season 2....* ahhh....the flood was alright... could've been better, but, the set up was eerie...hmmm... I really love the arbiter! he's awesome and terrifying! even his own subordinates seemed afraid of him (like when he went full Darth Vader) ....despite that, I think after season 3, the show needs a rewrite to fix those mistakes. like, the fallout TV show is made by someone who is actually obsessed with fallout! and if you look at the trailer, it actually has the true feel of fallout! I think that's what the halo TV show needs (along with a rewrite) oh! I totally forgot! "what do you eat?" "nuts, bolts, chips...that was a joke--" "yeah I know" literally, the only master chief line we ever heard!!
@mkultra24563 ай бұрын
@@Dantemo.-pl8mc Naw this show is super gay.
@Dantemo.-pl8mc3 ай бұрын
..............huh....?
@Godzilla00X3 ай бұрын
That scene when Chief is fully nude is poetic. It shows how the show stripped everything halo from the material
@adrianlugo11303 ай бұрын
LITERALLY lol
@theabyssjanitor3 ай бұрын
BRO!!!!!!!!!!
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj11693 ай бұрын
Did they have his helmet on while nude
@pisscvre693 ай бұрын
“this would never happen, even if the rest of my armor was gone for some reason my helmet would be on”
@PassportBrosBusinessClass3 ай бұрын
Master Cheeks.
@BroMyGameCrashed3 ай бұрын
According to the official Halo encyclopedia the show is not canon, thank god
@xfbouncer66503 ай бұрын
Thank God!
@CaptainCorpse1723 ай бұрын
@@xfbouncer6650 Still doesn't excuse the fact the show is a pile of hot garbage....and that's putting it lightly
@redacted903 ай бұрын
@@CaptainCorpse172 I don't think you understand what they're relieved about.
@xfbouncer66503 ай бұрын
@@CaptainCorpse172Bro, I am relieved that the garbage ass "halo" TV show is not canon. I was agreeing with the comment I replied to.
@gesugaoevilface78763 ай бұрын
The fact that you need a website to tell you how to enjoy media shows a lack of media literacy on your part. Cannon doesn't matter. The parts of the media you like matter, and the parts you dont don't matter.
@ParaNoid8163 ай бұрын
"I felt dirty just watching it." Me too, Chief, me too.
@danielm.23772 ай бұрын
I don't want to give this another like because it is currently at 117. Master Chief is watching!
@MasterCheeksOfficial2 ай бұрын
@danielm.2377 that’s right, I am
@olechristianhenne65832 ай бұрын
Chief it's just a TV show it's not historically accurate nor will it ever be I even read the books and I've read your story and read your file you're a damn hero in my book but give it a rest it's not historically accurate if it literally said the fall of reach based on a true story then I'd probably be an up in arms and throw a plasma grenade at this point@@MasterCheeksOfficial
@snowwolf02952 ай бұрын
Lmao I have never watched it an because I know it exists makes me feel dirty
@DiscipleOfHeavyMeta13 ай бұрын
2:26 Master Chief: "I did *not* have sexual relations with that woman."
@mjstories71813 ай бұрын
You capture the same energy as John's inner monologues in the books. If he had to sit through the Paramount Halo, this would be his thought process.
@devinknox75583 ай бұрын
is this actually the VA?
@rileyscheller77393 ай бұрын
@@devinknox7558not likely because you’d have to pay him for real audio and this video alone would’ve cost a few hundred USD to get 7 minutes of him speaking I met him and it was like $80 for a minute of him recording custom lines as chief Probably AI
@devinknox75583 ай бұрын
@@rileyscheller7739 fair point
@goobertfroobert55723 ай бұрын
Guys. That was AI.
@mjstories71813 ай бұрын
Yes, this is AI, and I wasn't referring to the voice actor, I was referring to the video poster who wrote the script.
@B.A.D._MX3 ай бұрын
As far as I'm concerned, this response from Spartan 117 is factually Canon.
@JordanKohler-nq8qp2 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he says all this in halo 3
@BiggyRection092 ай бұрын
@@JordanKohler-nq8qp Easter egg scene
@JordanKohler-nq8qp2 ай бұрын
@@BiggyRection09 yeah, in the level “Paramount” I’m pretty sure
@SheldonAdama172 ай бұрын
“Sir permission to leave the station.” “For what purpose Master Chief?” “To give the Halo showrunners a writing lesson.” “Permission granted.”
@Jay-zp3knАй бұрын
For a brick he flew pretty good
@maxfrost90283 ай бұрын
The fact people could think that Chief would lose anything (especially his virginity) is unfathomable.
@nnoorreeppllyy3 ай бұрын
he never loses
@JayJayM573 ай бұрын
funny thing that he had 2 potential love interests before 343 ruined his story. Lieutenant Parisa and i think the second one was Linda-058.
@ollanius_papyrus803 ай бұрын
@osperberes one of the most critical pieces of character development master chief ever goes through is him losing his very first training exercise because he rushed ahead and abandoned his team. Do you people even read the books????
@jsingleton31423 ай бұрын
@ollanius_papyrus80 yeah but he wasn't the MC then. Doesn't count. Seriously though, he always completes the mission, but he has lost a lot of lives under his command and protection.
@ProjectGrandMarauder3 ай бұрын
But it’s not a true “loss” it’s just him being bad ass.
@OilyBalisong3 ай бұрын
"The covenant would never allow a human to join their religion." Tell that to the shitty TV covenant
@vanconojl3 ай бұрын
yes?... he was talking about that...
@Tristan.McKnight3 ай бұрын
@@vanconojlbruh it’s a quote from the game lol
@vanconojl3 ай бұрын
@@Tristan.McKnight do i have to spell it out for you? are you that stupid?
@habibainunsyifaf64633 ай бұрын
Gunny : do you know how much this cost my brain cells, son? *Put helmet on Chief : tell that to Paramount.
@vanconojl3 ай бұрын
@@Tristan.McKnight bruh your reading comprehension is -100, are you okay?
@KG-th3cr3 ай бұрын
What fucking grinds my gears about this is that there is PLENTY of lore to go off of but Paramount just had to go and fuck everything up and invent new characters and stories.
@MasterCheeksOfficial3 ай бұрын
Fr, when I heard that stuff about “we didn’t look at the games” I was still willing to let them give them a chance bc I assumed they meant “we looked at the books and expanded lore rather than the games” but nah they didn’t do that either
@KG-th3cr3 ай бұрын
Yeah they forgot to mention that they didn't look at the lore either lol.@@MasterCheeksOfficial
@toringmort42313 ай бұрын
Dude shut the f up, the lore isn't even that different from the main universe. They're very faithfully adapting the lore.
@toringmort42313 ай бұрын
@@MasterCheeksOfficialStop clowning around, they said that over 2 years ago, for season 1 and they were different showrunners no longer there in season 2.
@Jack-ox3rd3 ай бұрын
Exactly the show doesn’t use any plots from the books or lore. It’s just a terrible fanfic. I still can’t believe they did a whole chosen one trope and made Spartan 3s regular marines and had 0 ODSTs, no Johnson, no foehammer, nothing. And they made Reth a crackhead 😂😂😂
@TheOnlyAstley3 ай бұрын
Master Chief: Cancel your subscription Me: What makes you think I subscribed to paramount in the first place?
@jonathanoriley82603 ай бұрын
*_~"It's a Pirate's Life for Me!"~_*
@kingleech163 ай бұрын
@@jonathanoriley8260Yarr! Ye be plundering the wrong galleons if ye be making off with Halo TV as booty!
@Servellion3 ай бұрын
@@jonathanoriley8260 Sadly this is a series that even if you steal it, a toll is still paid. If not by money, then it's by braincells and/or time.
@PnMGunReview3 ай бұрын
Arrrgh!
@pabloagusti51043 ай бұрын
Just added the 117th like to this comment.
@robertdavis89693 ай бұрын
Soon it will be PARAMOUNT crying, "Regret, Regret, Regret........"
@Drummer1173 ай бұрын
“Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!”
@MasterCheeksOfficial3 ай бұрын
@Drummer117 “oorah!”
@bowjidenuwu3 ай бұрын
@@Drummer117 HELL YEAHH
@keyloh93863 ай бұрын
Dear Bungie Halo fans, we REGRET butchering your favorite IP, we REGRET joining the slew of shitty video-game based shows, and we most definitely REGRET that we wasted millions of dosh on this RAGADY ASS SHOW!
@elishalfrench2 ай бұрын
@@Drummer117 "oorah"
@animewatchinrobo3 ай бұрын
THE AVERY JOHNSON PART FUCKING KILLED ME LMAO
@BESTMOAD3 ай бұрын
The fact that we KNOW that statement could be true could 😂
@BettyBo-zg1ok3 ай бұрын
"HE banged MANY "people" during the war." Johnson can get away with it even as a new addition because he's such a badass with zero fucks to give, so it actually tracks.
@masterchief-11743 ай бұрын
He knows what the ladies like
@hiddendesire30763 ай бұрын
@@BESTMOADHe does state he knows what the ladies like.
@sgtmjr_avery_johnson79493 ай бұрын
They butchered me in the show
@TheStrategyGamerPro3 ай бұрын
I've gotta say AI or not, hearing Steve Downes voice saying this makes it so much more cathartic xD
@TehIdiotOne3 ай бұрын
Voice AI has gotten so good nowadays, atleast with enough training data, that it can sound almost indistinguishly from real actors. Gonna be both crazy and scary going forward
@Servellion3 ай бұрын
@@TehIdiotOne True...but with Steve Downes getting up there in years, it may well be necessary. Some legacy characters are just different without their original VO. Can you imagine if Arbiter wasn't voiced by Keith David?
@TehIdiotOne3 ай бұрын
@@ServellionIndeed, and it has already happend in Star Wars, for example James Earl Jones has retired from acting Darth Vader, but he will allow Disney to use AI to recreate his voice(and they already have done it before). Same with Mark Hamill i believe.
@addison_v_ertisement16782 ай бұрын
@@TehIdiotOneThe thing about AI is that it is basically translating a voice in the way of using thousands of examples of it in order to be even remotely accurate.
@browal142 ай бұрын
@@TehIdiotOne for commercial productions AI used with express permissions to replicate a voice actors voice is alright with me
@thesupersonicstig3 ай бұрын
I love how he defends Noble Team’s heroic actions.
@buraiman453 ай бұрын
This...this is beautiful. This is the happiest I've ever been with anything in relation to the Halo TV show.
@agen70range423 ай бұрын
Probably the most accurate looking ai chief I’ve ever seen
@halo_gravemind3 ай бұрын
Except for this ones numbers… 0:51
@mandalore7283 ай бұрын
@@halo_gravemind yeah. "717" lol
@lukaspumo34983 ай бұрын
That bulge though 😂
@Mixcow_3 ай бұрын
"Somehow Makee returned"
@keiandboo3 ай бұрын
Palpatine enter the chatXD
@JerradZonna3 ай бұрын
Don't forget Chief letting Cortana take over. Then instantly be like yeah we fixed that. I think those two things showed how badly written the show is. Could have milked his coma and had cortana doing stuff for him for two episodes before back peddling on that point.
@OmegaIvanovic1173 ай бұрын
My head went off the roof when I saw she was still alive. I though killing her character was the least they could’ve done at the end, taking that mistake to the grave but no, they decided to get give Master Cheeks and the alien chick a second round.
@TheRealWalterClements3 ай бұрын
Master Chief chilling on a couch while roasting the Halo TV show goes so hard.
@jwest34673 ай бұрын
THANK YOU for acknowledging Covie girl was a POW for THAT scene. I knew the show's writing was shit from the start, but that scene showed me that the writers might legitimately have brain damage. That whole scene was played off as being romantic, but that was a war crime through and through. It was especially stupid because they were operating under the assumption that she was an enemy agent, but they were treating her as a refugee. So, either Jimmy Rings sexually assaulted an enemy POW that was captive and couldn't offer consent, or he sexually assaulted a refugee who was detained-- someone which he was supposed to be guarding-- so she couldn't offer her consent. Either way they turned him into a rapist. Top-tier writing there. Also, they absolutely ruined Halsey as a character. In the show, she's clearly depicted as a self-serving villain that shows absolutely no remorse for what she did to the Spartans, and she continues to exploit them for her own ends. In the books, she admits that what she did is wrong, but she also claims that there was no other way. She truly believed that it had to happen to save mankind from itself, and so she judged that the ruination of the lives of 75 children was worth saving the lives of potentially billions of others. Was it wrong? Yes. Was it right to preserve mankind by sacrificing only a few children? Also yes. There's an argument to be made for both decisions, which is why it makes book Halsey a far more intriguing character than the show Halsey could ever be.
@cyanyde49503 ай бұрын
the Avery Johnson comment fucking sent me, god damn right that man is PEAK sex appeal, he knows what the ladies like and everybody knows it lmfao.
@nathanpatrick68773 ай бұрын
He's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur!
@thehermitman8223 ай бұрын
All cheeks and no Johnson.
@Jmeon4eva2 ай бұрын
Remember, Johnson brought Cortana the Tank, not Chief, Chief never gets her anything.
@zen_77483 ай бұрын
I like how Master Chief was so apalled that by his take on Season 2 his professionalism just shot out of an airlock and he just started cussing.
@Ntwadumela893 ай бұрын
Fax he started cursing that’s when I bol 😂😂😂😂
@Xadov3 ай бұрын
If Master Chief were to actually watch this show, he would have given up on humanity and deserted us to our fate, for we deserve it.
@icehoof3 ай бұрын
"HA, THE DEMON HIMSELF? why would you, come to us, and become banished" "Paramount+ halo TV show" "Oh, wow... I'm so sorry..."
@World365993 ай бұрын
@icehoof 😂 This needs to be in an adult swim showing
@andrewblewski79263 ай бұрын
While the show may not be canon, now I consider this video to be.
@karthiksubramanian22793 ай бұрын
I understand now that the Chief has more PTSD watching the show than covenants glassing one world after another, even when he faced the flood. Besides lore accurate chief has a helmet inside a helmet...not a face
@fabianperez22523 ай бұрын
Hahahaha halo ce reference, I get it lol
@vanconojl3 ай бұрын
he is like Japanese spider man xD
@chanceamirian65223 ай бұрын
5:35 WATCHING SEASON 2 CONSIDERED AS "SELF-HARM" SENT ME
@CabinetofThorns2 ай бұрын
If MC was to get romantic with ANYONE… it would be Cortana… and ONLY because of their history and it would be platonic.
@spirit98713 ай бұрын
You kinda just wanna give Chief a hug as he talks about everything lol
@PelinalWhitestrake363 ай бұрын
Fancy seeing you here!
@LoganLuster3 ай бұрын
“CONTRIVED” Perfect word for the series
@EliteKnight973 ай бұрын
Get some rest Chief, even a superhuman such as yourself shouldn’t have to endure such strenuous mental torture
@jayruhmeezy3 ай бұрын
Lore accurate Master Chief
@DL-tr9we2 ай бұрын
"Master Chief. You mind telling me what you are doing on that Makee." "Sir... Poor writing."
@justanotheraccounthere20143 ай бұрын
There are so many time periods that a TV show could explore, adapting novels or telling a new story in the Halo lore: Forerunner-Ancient Human war, Forerunner-Flood War, immediate aftermath of the Human-Covenant war, Elite civil war, rise of the Banished, the Created Crisis, the 6 month on Zeta Halo Paramount: Nope, desert monk annoying girl chosen one "Covenant human" master cheeks and yes we can't forget about war crime
@darklord13663 ай бұрын
Accurate response from Chief! 🫡
@AManNamedHawk3 ай бұрын
When you lowered the brightness to visually show his dip in sanity in the conclusion that was more effort than the showrunners put in an entire 2 seasons.
@spartan163033 ай бұрын
I'm convinced the show is being made by Covenant agents
@emman7993 ай бұрын
I wanna see The Arbiter's opinions on the halo tv series season 1
@sedrickwells85453 ай бұрын
That would be awesome
@JamesTDG3 ай бұрын
1 word: "Heresy!"
@emman7993 ай бұрын
Or they would make a podcast about it
@R3D5592093 ай бұрын
Wort! Wort! Wort!
@arenring5053 ай бұрын
Ya'll fake trolls fans of this Disney shenangins tryna create fake shiznit by exposing your fake "anti-sleep"ness. Witness these mentrocities of entertainment. There will no longer be good hollywood tv. We must fight the future or embrace entropy
@TheLastArbiter3 ай бұрын
I like how he tries to remain professional and eloquent, but occasionally slips up and says something like “that Makee bitch died though” But completely gives up after 2 and goes off 😂 love the format, like it’s a press release to quell rumors
@bambammartin15563 ай бұрын
This needs to go viral. The chief is not only an icon of gaming the likes of Mario, sonic, and doom guy, but firmly embedded in the hearts of those of us that were along for the ride. Who is this show for?
@happymedic76033 ай бұрын
They’re like master chief we need more emotion. ‘’OK I need a weapon’’
@RAMZAVFX3 ай бұрын
"Self harming session" had me rolling
@romonix_gaming3 ай бұрын
I can even feel the AI's pain, when asked to create a depressed Master Chief.
@RandalphTheBlack3 ай бұрын
Dragonball evolution has a buddy now 💀
@Angelic_Wisdom3 ай бұрын
The sheer disappointment dripping from his voice is sending me.
@jeremyfusenliu38593 ай бұрын
AI is brilliant yet scary at the same time. Still pretty much sums up the shitshow thats the Halo TV series. Now we just need Johnson's input on how they portrayed his buddy Master Chief.
@zachweichel69303 ай бұрын
1:55 the idea of chief not really knowing why he was at war with the covenant for years is so fucking funny.
@darklord13662 ай бұрын
I mean wasn’t the entire reason we went to war with the covenant was because they thought we were descendants of some religious belief they believed in?
@liquidsnake49433 ай бұрын
This is incredibly based
@toringmort42313 ай бұрын
No this video is cringe-worthy and a tragic misunderstanding of Chief.
@ericareaper87503 ай бұрын
@@toringmort4231 you never played halo have you?
@Assassin-lv5jl3 ай бұрын
I played the games and have read a majority of the books. This is fucking based
@joshuaandersonanderson55093 ай бұрын
@@Assassin-lv5jlcry harder
@hoodiefoodie93933 ай бұрын
@@joshuaandersonanderson5509 Project harder
@TurkeyCheeseLettuce3 ай бұрын
I love that the couch he’s sitting on is completely destroyed under his weight
@darklord13662 ай бұрын
I mean he has like thousands of pounds on him with his armor. So I mean the couch being destroyed is probably because of his weight with all the armor he’s wearing.
@razadaza96512 ай бұрын
Thank you for this, I never watched anything yet but you have confirmed my suspicions, nothing good comes out in TV series these days
@Cdeath273 ай бұрын
This is the best breakdown I've seen in a long time
@GoodBariusOfTheNorth3 ай бұрын
I'm going to tell my kids the Paramount Halo TV show was made by the covenant as propaganda to disprove the acts they've done against humanity. The number of times I was watching this wondering, what would Master Chief do to only see them do exactly OPPOSITE any Spartan would ever do... The coin flip got me though, really writing there...
@Ntwadumela893 ай бұрын
😂😂fax
@World365993 ай бұрын
This is what happened. The Covenant are real like you said. This is all just terrible propaganda. Yes this is the truth. This is the way.
@KirtanStudiosOfficial3 ай бұрын
The part about the blind guy with a grenade launcher almost made me spit out the water I was drinking! LOL, Hilarious!
@TheLsp20113 ай бұрын
6:03 salute to you Noble 6🫡
@callibur13 ай бұрын
why did i not find this channel sooner! Thank you for your service Chief, watching the show for us and breaking it down was wonderful and refreshing!
@Darizzard933 ай бұрын
This deserves way more recognition
@spacedragon11753 ай бұрын
Chief as a veteran of Reach... you fucking called it sir.
@stephenparker82503 ай бұрын
Barely a veteran lol.
@LESN163 ай бұрын
@@stephenparker8250 Lol Not barely he destroyed a covenant cruiser when he was younger than 18 years old with blue team and got the schematics from a Jackals shield to integrate shielding technology into mjonir.
@stephenparker82503 ай бұрын
@@LESN16 he wasn't on Reach though for the battle. He was in space
@jeremymullinax69823 ай бұрын
This was FUCKING AWESOME!! That is the REAL Master Chief!! Omgaaahhh Perfection
@garygarland93662 ай бұрын
This was awesome! I literally laughed out loud about 4 times. Great job, and seemingly an accurate perspective from my playing the games and reading the books. Thanks!
@Michael-lt5eq3 ай бұрын
please go through every episode for more of this. Incredible
@littleaqua323 ай бұрын
4:40 Difficult does not even begin to cover your complicated relationship with Dr Halsey, Chief.
@burningwolf58053 ай бұрын
How can that sofa handle the 500kg Mjolnir armour?
@General_JacksonYT3 ай бұрын
500kg😮
@burningwolf58053 ай бұрын
@@General_JacksonYT yep. Spartan 2s run jump skip flip do whatever they please in half tonne armour.
@General_JacksonYT3 ай бұрын
@@burningwolf5805 wow 🤯
@GamingTalk-cl7xj3 ай бұрын
The writers need to be charged with a war crime
@DamianCoeurOfficial3 ай бұрын
This is why Universal should have created the series.
@Rageousss3 ай бұрын
No. HBO. Only ones with the Track Record, Budget Backing, and would have stayed true.
@HereToSee3 ай бұрын
Shit I’d let Disney have a go at this point, paramount did an absolutely abysmal job.
@kennymccormick63663 ай бұрын
@@HereToSeenot after what the did to Star Wars. I’d rather no tv show than any one of these garbage companies make one. I’d say give it to a Japanese company so they can another anime like legends. I’d prefer live action but as long as it’s a good story it could honestly be South Park paper cut outs for all I care
@hyperc64553 ай бұрын
Honestly this is one of those moments where it's up to the fans themselves to create something better than that poor adaption.
@ProjectGrandMarauder3 ай бұрын
HBO fucked Game of Thrones. Don’t even go there. The ONLY place a Halo Series could be made perfectly is on Netflix back in like 2014. We just live in the wrong era now, with DEI and wokeness.
@theretroaiden21073 ай бұрын
New halo fans take notes
@scottkoss61213 ай бұрын
Better written than the show in question.
@JHB1413 ай бұрын
Well done, what we have all been thinking summed up in one superb rant by none other then the Master Chief himself!
@Michael-lt5eq3 ай бұрын
This is so absolutely incredible and I cannot wait to watch every episode of this that comes out. This is 100000000x better than the show and huge congrats on this. Excellent
@masterstarlord47613 ай бұрын
Imagine if Arbiter sets his Opinions of the season 2 as well. Dude, he's going to be so pissed off that a rip off version of him just died in the very ending. Not that he's our for real boy in halo 2 or 3 but hey, there Arbiter.
@Sauce_Sensei3 ай бұрын
The arbiter they were portraying in the paramount series would be the precursor to Thel. Master cheeks is only just now on the ring and the events that transpired on that ring is what leads to him becoming the arbiter
@PaulSmith-nb6md3 ай бұрын
This was absolute gold! I need more!
@goodmaninabadtime1173 ай бұрын
You are doing The Lord’s work. Don’t stop. We must make this so popular it can’t be ignored.
@eddyeddy92963 ай бұрын
It's still a good show! I know it doesn't follow the actual game series, but this show is still very watchable.
@JesusLopez-sv1jn3 ай бұрын
3:19 He knows what the ladies like 🤣🤣🤣
@psychogamer72132 ай бұрын
As the Halo creator himself stated: "Not My Halo"
@eleklovatka76662 ай бұрын
0:23 "I'm about to watch the first season now. I'll be sure to let you know all my thoughts and feelings after I'm done." I bursted out in laughter. 5:27 "Now I'm gonna check out season 2 and see if it was able to improve in any way. Hopefully they listened to criticism and managed to course correc..." I'm struggling to catch my breath and have to wipe tears from my eyes. The fact that the next picture got darker just made me wheez while laughing even harder... :'D Thanks for the vid!
@thatboyagain3 ай бұрын
Thank you for choosing Peril, one of my fav from entire Halo OST
@spagward3 ай бұрын
This is the only Halo TV series review I need. Thanks, chief
@suzukiegi56993 ай бұрын
I love the presentation of this. Gives me the vibe of him sitting in a shrinks office getting everything out.
@DANIELH0132 ай бұрын
I’m so sorry Sierra 117, I can’t believe you were able to finish it, I never made it through the fourth episode
@mynamesnotdan3 ай бұрын
it IS character assassination. all of these new shows are
@TheGrinch4153 ай бұрын
earned a sub bro didn't think I needed to hear chief cook them fr omg.
@Mnerd73683 ай бұрын
I can confirm this is actual accurate Master Chief lore. 😂 That was really good. Doesn't feel like it is A.I. generated even though it is unless you hired the original actor of Master Chief.
@stourmbringer48252 ай бұрын
This is Hilarious!!! Glad I listened to this, saved me some money!!! Thanks bro!
@DopeSauceBenevolence3 ай бұрын
THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS
@QGarrison3 ай бұрын
Silver team is a canon fire team but cheif was never a part of it.
@ReaperofValhalla3 ай бұрын
Of what Cannon. And what book
@QGarrison3 ай бұрын
@@ReaperofValhalla They existed in the unreleased halo bible before the show came out.
@kevkicksassathalo3 ай бұрын
I have all the halo books 😂 wheres silver team
@officerlemons49833 ай бұрын
Arent they a team on the spirit of fire.
@QGarrison3 ай бұрын
They were also part of omega team in halo wars.
@slyngn78473 ай бұрын
Even when they say it's not canon to the original source material it doesn't change the idea that that feels like a cop-out and that this is a shameless cash grab to its name.
@serganteddy53 ай бұрын
It's official, Master Chief is pissed off about the first season.
@victorgraves96033 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the show because it's an alternate timeline. But I can definitely see Spartan 117 reacting to it in this way. This was hilarious, thank you.
@gen1spartan8003 ай бұрын
This made my day thank you 😂
@slicksslayer44933 ай бұрын
I just love the fact that this video has Steve Downes to give his opinion about the series and that to me is what makes this video more precious
@awkwrdpanduh83293 ай бұрын
Waiting for season 3 to show master chief wake up from cryo and Cortana asking if everything’s okay due to high heart rate and chief is like don’t wanna talk about it.
@darthbane49802 ай бұрын
As a halo fan that show doesn’t exist to me.
@RM_VFX3 ай бұрын
Hey, it's Paramount. They can't even get Star Trek right anymore. Also, that is one big and strong couch.
@SUPERFunStick3 ай бұрын
I couldn't make it past episode 2. Chief is absolutely a much much stronger man than I'll ever be for watching it all. Chief, it's ok to reach out and seek PTSD therapy for this. NOBODY would blame you.
@anthonyptelfor96612 ай бұрын
*Cancels subscription to Paramount+* "What is your reason for canceling?" Master Chief told me to finish the fight
@enrique63353 ай бұрын
This is how I imagine Shepard reacted to that movie, "Citadel", that was meant to be an in-universe adaptation of the events of the first Mass Effect game.
@MrJakeros3 ай бұрын
wat. Tell you're joking.
@enrique63352 ай бұрын
@@MrJakeros No. Lookup Mass Effect 2 Citadel ad and you'll find it!
@Sebastianguitar013 ай бұрын
Just as a side note. The spartan silver team members actually exist in the original story, they were part of Spartan team omega, however in the story they split the team, and the members of silver team went "MIA", as for the show, they reused those names but I agree, would've been better to bring blue team or instead made a show with all the Spartan omega team back at their prime.
@icehoof3 ай бұрын
It takes the genuine grit, and strength only 117 would have to watch the first season, and still have the heart to hope, season 2 will get better
@RedBonkleMan85342 ай бұрын
I know this is an AI but I could absolutely feel the Chief’s contempt and disgust. Poor guy, man saves the universe and they do him dirty like this
@geokal953 ай бұрын
Not to mention they made the covenants call MC "the demon" before the destruction of the first halo which was the reason he was named like that.