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Devils… Monsters… starts playing be like:

It’s not…stop lying to yourself this scene is shit

I hate that level with a passion. 😂😂

….your right

So many strange decisions with this show...

Because this is the worst video game “adaption” of all fucking time

Just looked it up. It's an actor from Game of Thrones. But still, sounds so much like him. Idk why they could get Jen Taylor to reprise Cortana, but not Tim Dadabo for Spark.

Because Tim Dadabo was unavailable to do Sparks voice, you ungrateful whinny zealot fanboy

Its the same actor from a game of thrones

Paramount:*tilts their head* What game?

Also Paramount: Halo isn't this that story where orcs and shamans fight against the alliance? No? Damn it now we watched that "all you need to know about the universe in 20 minutes" video for nothing! Screw this guys, lets do this without research. How hard can it be..."

@@sirstirtebeker7716 I'm convinced that Paramount is using bots to post comments that are in favor of this show. It wouldn't surprise if they are also making employees do the same.

@@Intrepid_Crusader1096 well i don‘t know. Most positiv comments I read so far are from ppl which did not play the games. From this perspectiv I guess the show does not look that bad. It is just not halo. They could call it supersoldier samy and his fight against corrupt authorities and some aliens. 😂

@@sirstirtebeker7716 Supersoldier Samy, huh? Looks almost like Serious Sam. Honestly a tv series based on the Serious Sam video games could work.

Nahh, just ben Shapiro

Abby shapiro

@@user-dv6iw9ri7t indeed 🙃

The one time I brought this up on redit I got baraded with angry people insisting that it doesn’t matter and I should kill my self for being a halo 4 Cortana simp. I never even mentioned halo 4 Cortana is said they could have made her look like H2A Cortana.

@@darkspark5854 And this is why I stay off social media. (Minus KZfaq.)

I like it better without it

@@SovettaParmettawhy? It sounds so boring

@@SovettaParmettayou deserve the bullying

@@YodaOnABender I know, it just makes more sense. I get nostalgia and all but if a civilization can make a bridge out of light can’t make a robot sound less robotic than an Alexa device? I also like how serious this one was opposed to goofy. To each their own

@@SovettaParmetta spark isn’t supposed to be serious. He is SUPPOSED to seem harmless because that makes his betrayal and murder of Johnson in halo 3 surprising.

Who is that

Idea of the scene stolen from crysis 3 intro/ending

Or HALO Infinite after Atriox beat him and threw him into space.

​@@Gizmadin More like other way around. Halo 4 released in 2012. Crysis 3 released in 2013.

Chief survived a crash on Halo, so why not Kai.

No one said it was Spark, just a monitor for that particular installation

@@explorer47422 😑

​​@@explorer47422 The halo they found was Alpha Halo/Installation 04, the one that 343 Guilty Spark is meant to be the monitor for.

@@explorer47422imagine making excuses for literal garbage

@@gabethebabe3337 And yet, greenlight for season 3, u mad?

Such a awesome Cliff Hanger line to the Gravemind

​@@OscarNovember1776 The gravemind was introduced on Installation 05, if The Monitor is Guilty Spark then chief is on Installation 04, which didnt have an actual Gravemind (excluding the proto gravemind on the truth and reconcilliation) If the grave mind is introduced in season 3 then chief would be on installation 05 and the monitor would be 2401 Penitent Tangent

Perhaps because he feels Makee can be redeemed.

Ik. It's so freakin stupid. I don't get why they insist on keeping this character. She is so badly acted and written. Her character ruins a lot of the show

Mjolnir can take impacts and explosions pretty well. Energy swords are intense, concentrated heat.

@@elliotjohnson9415this isn’t how chief works. Chief didn’t team up with the arbiter in the games because he “saw the good in him”. They just teamed up because it was more convenient. The original Chief wouldn’t jeopardise his mission to try and “redeem” an enemy

​@@elliotjohnson9415 Which comes back to the recurring gripe about the show. The humans are literally losing the war. There is literally no reason to not shoot her. Same thing with the Prophets who were hanging around the final battle of the previous season. Just hanging around there unprotected. Any real SPARTAN from the actual Halo timeline is fighting to win. At most they'd take a character like Makee prisoner or give her a chance to surrender, but any other situation, she's getting shot. A scene especially like this, Chief or any other SPARTAN would shoot her.

I do like the sound of this voice actor but he definitely doesn’t remind me of Guilty spark

I'm gonna play devil's advocate here and say maybe it isn't Installation 04, and this is isn't Spark. (I'm not actually done with the season yet, so I may be entirely wrong. I just came here cause I heard the the Flood make an appearance)

He doesn’t seem to view it as a game, but he does seem to have a greater desire to prepare humanity to take the mantle, whereas Guilty Spark was really only concerned with his own installation’s maintenance. Though we also don’t know if this is for sure 343 Guilty Spark.

OG master chief would never say corny shit like this. He only spoke when he had a genuinely good line. Jimmy Rings never stops talking

"They call me demon because I've massacred thousands of their best soldiers...what the hell have you done that's come close to that?"

Sounds like she's confirming she's a Spartan 1

@@YodaOnABenderLook, you can;t blame the actor for the writing. He is doing the best he can with what he has.

@@Whoami691 he’s one of the producers mate, he has plenty of say

Considering we saw airborne flood spores for the first time this episode that’s suicide for him

Maybe he already faced the flood because if you look at his visor he has traces of blood perhaps from the flood and maybe he is on his way out.

Better than without helmet on

Him being a chosen or whatever is gonna be plot armor

@@rileyscheller7739that implies the writers follow the flood lore in the first place lol

Then why are u here

Y’all as bad as political supporters 😂😂😂 NoT mY pReSiDeNt

not my halo either, this trash is hilariously bad. so much wasted potencial that ensures that we will not get a good Halo movie ever

Not my master cheif

Not mine either lol shit!

Not much to miss fr

The producers are looking for a new platform to stream it on. It’ll get continued.

@@wildbill9490 hope not stuff was dookie

@@animodev2099 only to game purists who have a narrow view of Halo

@@wildbill9490 bro it’s going based off of an ip. It didn’t even stick to the ip bud

I guess he had a firefight with either the flood or that this chief is the original timeline one who somehow entered this timeline. The monitor seems to be happy to see an ally that the forerunners knew would be key to humanity understanding the events of what they went through.

@@debbiebernhardt5406 With the flood there can't be any opening in the armor as they will get in and take over the individual. I wonder if they did it just for a more dramatic ending? Anyway I hope they put out season 3 as it's getting better with time

yeah something is off with makkae flood or precursor and hopefully they have film more than whats in this season so might get season 3 faster :)

Probably. Or they’ll pull a Makee with Halsey and have her inexplicably return in season 3 completely healed

​@@YodaOnABenderhopefully she just continues what the Forruners were working on

Unfortunately, that was also the case for the games. Also, the dialog was pretty for the games. Especially before they remastered it.

How did we already get to the Flood and they only just made it to the ring in the final episode?

@@KSmithwick1989 Stop the cap, there's no cure for the flood in Halo canon. you people will make up anything to justify this show

makae has something to do with the grave mind she should not be alive she got shot

like what ? just nip picking just be happy

Well it's canceled so victory

@@drrohanjacob its not canceled you must be mad haha !!

@@drrohanjacob kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bsqXh8Sg1JzRfXU.html

SPARTANS NEVER DIE !!

Or chief wakes up in Cryo beginning the events of Halo 1

@@42RANGA literally anything is better 😂

The end credits roll and as the theater lights come back on, Lasky turns to Master Chief and asks, "So Chief, what did you think of the movie?". Chief stares at Lasky through his gold visor, gets up out of his seat and walks out of the theater without saying a word. Lasky shrugs and follows Chief.

@@42RANGA Master Chief watches un disbelief as the tv show portrayal of himself strips naked. Chief only says one thing, "What the fuck?".

Right. I mean, adding the filter is the least the showrunners could have done. Even using some of the original Flood theme would have been nice...but of course, with this show we can't have nice things.

​@@Number0neSon the og flood theme was in there for a bit! When Soren and Kwan were in the ONI basement, it played for a little bit

I know. He sounds so.... Normal and unremarkable. Just like this entire show.

Tool

No need for a voice filter

In the games, yeah

The design they picked is awful, it’s even worse than the Infinite monitor redesign

@@YodaOnABenderHonestly I dig it. It’s both ASMR, Creepy and cool at the same time. Considering he’s a villain I’d say it’s perfect

@@Who-Uhm-Cares it’s not perfect. Because this isn’t who Guilty Spark is as a character. He’s a quirky mentally unstable lightbulb who goes batshit when you damage his installation, he’s not HAL from 2001: a Space Odyssey

@@YodaOnABender Halo is a great story line and 95% of the story and games 1-3 are rock solid, but the monitors voice, IMO, sounds better as a normal-sounding, if sociopathic human. I never fell in love with the monitors cartoony disposition. I don’t like the show much- it’s beaten far from the halo canon and lore, but the new voice for the monitor is a plus, if anyone cares about what I had to say I’ve read every book and played all the games btw (even the bad ones)

armor shield?

We don’t know if she survived fully It might be a situation like Linda in halo CE who was in a cryo pod floating around the ring until Chief rescued her and Halsey brought her back to life

Who said she survived? Looks like a corpse drifting in space to me

​@@kingrex3411 her hand moves.

​@@rileyscheller7739 its implied she survived. why else would the show us her floating in space. I with the OP here. How the fuck does she survive an explosion with a CAS ship. When their armor cant even handle energy swords and plasma bolts. FFS. Why are you guys okay with this kind of inconsistent writing?

I’m really starting to believe this show was supposed to be mass effect

@alex21390 Soren lives in Omega. Laera, is said like Liara most of the time. Pablo Shriver looks very close to the default image of Shepard. Behaves closer to paragon Shepard as well. The Fall of Reach is handled more like the fall of Earth.

Damn, that would've been a lot better.

@GhostLink92 no, it would have only sucked less.

@@Metaphysicist hell. Think of the beginning. Aliens attack a human colony. Human special forces soldier sent to help. Finds ancient alien device on said colony. Touches it. Gets a weird vision and passes out. That’s basically Eden Prime

They already messed up his design, voice and personality. This is more like 434 Sorrowful Flicker

Chief doesn’t know parangosky is dead The how is that he thinks the fleet is still in her control and now parangosky has the halo

Also how do we think chiefs visor cracks

UNSC

@@rileyscheller7739did he enter the library?

@@juandanielhdzplays2133 it kinda looked like it was the place in halo 4 where he ends up meeting the librarian more than I thought it was the library but yea maybe

​@@rileyscheller7739Did you watch the episode? He fought Arbiter just before this.

Almost like this is a different interpretation and universe or something

@@NightshadeDE Exactly. This isn't Guilty Spark. This is a different Monitor, from a different Installation, from a different Halo. Thanks for proving my point.

@@jackychang9148 oh wait is it like legit a different monitor? Sorry so used to people still complaining about characters not exacting the exact same way that they do in the main canon

@@NightshadeDE yeah we still don't know if this is Alpha Halo (Installation 04). Maybe it's a different one since they went with Silver Team instead of Blue. They changed plenty of things already.

@@jackychang9148 oh well sincerely my b at coming at you then, hate mobs bring out the worst in everyone I suppose (not that there aren’t legit issues with the show but you get me)

Since they race swapped Captain Keyes does that mean the same will be done to Sergeant Johnson? Is it going to be a reverse Nick Fury scenario?

@@battleangel4833 I meant since this show has no regard for the lore, is Sergeant Johnson going to be made into a white man, since in this show Captain Keyes is a black man and Miranda Keyes is a biracial woman. And for some reason Catherine Halsey has a British accent. And Master Chief keeps taking his helmet off.

@@Intrepid_Crusader1096Nope, Sgt Johnson will be a white non-binary transexual who hates combat and foul language 😂

Complete waste of one of the only good characters in this show. I was actually rooting for him to win because chief is so god damn unlikable in the show

🤦hold on hold on🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😵😵😵😵😵

I bet she becomes a Gravemind

@@SPN16 they kept talking about something under the surface, inside halo. I'd bet that's the gravemind

@@SPN16if anyone will become gravemind it’s probably parangosky

@@SPN16she is the gravemind, it’s very obvious in season 1

Even without knowing the original games, the absolute loop holes and laughably bad writing in this shows “plot threads” every character does everything for dramatic effect, horrible planning, comically evil with no benefit. This a satire at this point

Imagine simping for THIS trash

@@justinsorrow2238 sure

It's bad. I've never played the games, just seen let's plays, so I'm not a hardcore Halo fan and I'm open-minded to changes. But I can't defend the TV show. The writing is sub-standard, the editing and directing has too many "wtf were they thinking" moments and the budget isn't there. How the hell do you reduce the fall of Reach to one fight in a corridor?

Kay bye

Mass Effect: Halo Edition

We need a season 3

@@jacobgay4032no we don’t the show is shit

@@jacobgay4032wanna be bullied off the internet? Say yes

@@Potate3 yes huh

@@domtom9594 yes cause that's not gonna happen with this ass show

Cry more

He said “although, I knew you would be..”

​@@AdaniAstriFilms Thank you. English is not my native language

Sometime season 3

It would have been a suitable voice for Mendicant Bias.

it feels so lifeless

It’s the very beginning stage of evolution. (IE: when the original powder spores😮 were found, they were fed to dogs, which started cannibalizing eachother and their owners- the beginning of the first flood outbreak) this is a slightly altered version of this (IE: spores are discovered on a forerunner object, released and spread to the scientists on Onyx, whom start cannibalizing eachother)

One of them sprouted a tentacle. I can excuse that they're only in the early stages of mutating given this is an outbreak from spores rather than mature infection forms.

@@xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu finally someone else who actually gets the lore 🤣