MASTER THIEVES! (GTA Online)

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9 жыл бұрын

► Watch more GTA HERE: bit.ly/SarkGTA ◄
We are the greatest thieves in history. Danny Ocean's crew? Pussies. The Italian Job? More like The Italian Shit. Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment? ...um well, let's not get carried away.
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SeaNanners: / seananners
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MUSIC
‘Classic Rock’ - anthorama
www.audiojungle.net
'Fields of Green' - Per Kiilstofte
www.machinimasound.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Action Chase’ - _Pengus
www.audiojungle.net
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Oracle’ - danke
www.looperman.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Mainframe’ - _Pengus
www.audiojungle.net
License: CC Attribution 3.0
'War Drum Hypnotic Main' - Wardrums
www.pond5.com
'Rhastafarian' - Jason Shaw
www.audionautix.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Beachside’ - SimpleSounds
www.audiojungle.net
SOUND EFFECTS
‘Jab’ - Mike Koenig
www.soundbible.com
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘wooshs 04 (medium)’ - toyoto
www.freesound.org
License: CC Attribution 3.0

Пікірлер: 450

@SEDunkerley 9 жыл бұрын

You and Nanners together are one of those rare cases of 2+2=5. You expect such a video to be funny, and then it's even funnier than you hoped. You two play off each other so well, and it's comedy gold.

@JakeTheLateCreates 9 жыл бұрын

can we all stop to appreciate that the store clerk pulled out a fucking BELT-FED LMG?

@fritzophrenia3146 9 жыл бұрын

Have you been to Los santos lately? The store clerks can afford to fuck around when it comes to robberies

@GawrGurasBathTubPizza 9 жыл бұрын

Adam Fritz right thats why these store clerks pay out so poor that you can't buy shit at ammunation

@SchrodingerMil 9 жыл бұрын

Can we all stop to realize that they asked if they could pull out their guns and shoot in a movie theater.

@Aaronlcyrus 9 жыл бұрын

I get more Nanners footage out of a Sark video than one from Nanners.

@Aaronlcyrus 9 жыл бұрын

I still love Nanners.

@TheMrSark 9 жыл бұрын

Aaronlcyrus Thought I'd clean up your thread. Too much shit-talking on my pals and My-Little-Pony-debating. Nanners & I are BOTH glad you enjoy our vids. Appreciate the support! :)

@Aaronlcyrus 9 жыл бұрын

Mr Sark just replied to me? :D hells yeah. Keep up the good work.

@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight 9 жыл бұрын

Mr Sark Woohoo Mr Sark must have seen my comments too then :DD I love your vids!

@dillmale3044 9 жыл бұрын

I love Nanners, wish his videos were longer.

@DronePunkGAME 9 жыл бұрын

"Let's go off this ramp!" "That's not a ramp, that's a full on mounta-" *CRASH* Made me laugh pretty hard xD

@adamwalker353 9 жыл бұрын

that was one of the funniest videos ive seen in a long time lol. everytime he said let me park round the corner and then crashed in to the wall i cracked up, even the music editing for the actual heists. sark you're a genius lol. you have a comedic gift and your editing is just top notch always :)

@MrHaymaker 9 жыл бұрын

"Thats not a ramp, thats just a full on mountain. My entire body is going to be a scab" These are gold Sark. Copyright immediately!

@finnianhadid1937 7 жыл бұрын

Why'd the owner of that store have an LMG under the counter... that's how u know they were in a bad neighborhood

@MrMRZakster 7 жыл бұрын

Finnian Hadid my thoughts exactly!!

@waltus99 7 жыл бұрын

I can't believe that you didn't give yourself the alias Tony Sark after Nanners said Bruce Pain!

@joelgarcia1244 9 жыл бұрын

2nd time"alright let me just drive up around the corner" *CRASHES* XD

@zapeks889 9 жыл бұрын

I'm Swedish, the exchange student concept didn't work as well I hoped it would :/ I suggest you try Robbaz-style. You achieve this by 1.Sexually harass the store manager pre- and post- death. 2.Blow shit up in amazing fashion. 3.Secret ingredient only Robbaz understands, all I know is that it's legendary. 4.Get away with it... somehow... o.o fucking robbaz..

@TenaciousTangerine 9 жыл бұрын

yenius

@eewweeppkk 9 жыл бұрын

TheTrollingCorn Half of the people reading wouldn't have understood the purpose if he didn't spell it that way.

@SNIPERPRODUCT1ONS 9 жыл бұрын

TheTrollingCorn Obviously... you ever think he was joking you damn derp? God you are such a yenius

@morganward8719 9 жыл бұрын

TenaciousTangerine HAHA GELOOORREEEEEUUUUSSSSS

@SkinsFirstGeneration 9 жыл бұрын

Everything from 7:09 to 9:24 is pure golden

@ZeIfore 9 жыл бұрын

6:03 Sign says "NO PARKING" *drives right up and parks after smashing into wall* When Sark breaks the rules, he goes all out!

@stubbier75 9 жыл бұрын

I have to say i lived in sweden all my life and i can confirme that there swedish is perfect

@therookanga 9 жыл бұрын

pärfect

@eliaspersson8285 9 жыл бұрын

Sverige

@lizardperson2293 9 жыл бұрын

Stubbier Their* Confirm* your English isn't lol

@ThaiLitzki 9 жыл бұрын

killipedi A You forgot to puncture your sentence and to use a comma, your English isn't that great either! By the way, I'm also Swedish and I've lived there my entire life. :D

@lizardperson2293 9 жыл бұрын

***** I am Swedish -_-

@fetamean 9 жыл бұрын

And to think you didn't want to be an editor. Now, you're one of the most detailed editors I've seen on KZfaq when it comes to gameplay.

@Darniros 9 жыл бұрын

'I feel a gentle breeze, are you thrusting Nanners?' HAHAHA

@704thyear 7 жыл бұрын

it's been 2 years and this is still one of my favourite videos

@JoXolah 9 жыл бұрын

This was kind of entertaining. Sark has to be one of the funniest KZfaqrs around. SeaNanners and Sark in a GTA setting makes for occasional hilarity and constant WTFness. I rate this a 8/10 and suggest a full hardcore heist with Chilled, Nanners and Gassy.

@Persholm1 6 жыл бұрын

I was reading that last part and truly belived you were going to suggest a full hardcore porn...

@godlyobject6509 9 жыл бұрын

Always nice to see a neck twister reference.

@ojhat 7 жыл бұрын

i swear, Sark's vids are like the epitome of what I'd want a sitcom series to be like. gives an understandable reason as to why I love rewatching them all again and again and again (for reals)

@gibbsisawesome 9 жыл бұрын

I don't know why, but when Sark said "I... have no more skin on my body..." I died of laughter. XD

@Friendly_Finn 9 жыл бұрын

The Sark & Nanners duo is just amazing! :D

@fafnir242 2 жыл бұрын

Nanners: "Don't say my name out loud!" Also Nanners: *"HOW'S IT GOING!? BRUCE PAYNE HERE!"*

@shrokbouf 9 жыл бұрын

As a Swede I can say that your accents are 100% spot. On.

@kingdave1990 9 жыл бұрын

you are the best guy on youtube! i've lost count over how many times i've found myself bursting out into laughter watching your videos!

@jacksonleith9153 9 жыл бұрын

Can I just say, it's hard for me to fathom that a KZfaqr could possibly be as good as Sark is. Every single video is on point, and the editing is constantly superb. Keep up the awesome work!

@RixOkUSKEnSfM 9 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. 12 minutes of Sark! Time to run to the store and get some good beer and popcorn. This moment can't be wasted! I absolutely love all of your videos man.

@sGInfekted 9 жыл бұрын

I can't wait to see Mr Sark do videos about heists... My life needs more Sark heists.

@anonymusultrammamma.2.099 8 жыл бұрын

I'm from Sweden and I LOVE Nanners and you speaking Swedish (it sounded more like Danish)

@TheMrSark 8 жыл бұрын

+Anonymus ULTRAMMAMMA.2.0 Haha yeah my accents are appalling.

@anonymusultrammamma.2.099 8 жыл бұрын

+Mr Sark lol (*^o^*)

@BeastJF 9 жыл бұрын

I was almost in tears by the end of this video. Love these GTA online videos, keep it up! Been watching your videos for ages, love them :)

@BobSagetHamster 9 жыл бұрын

keep it up sark, im lovin the gta nanners and sark specials

@TheMADGUY50 8 жыл бұрын

I just got in a heated argument with my mom, and now only MrSark can console me. This feels good.

@FlameJackstar 9 жыл бұрын

Sark is love. Sark is life.

@GriseWeisshark 9 жыл бұрын

I love how Sark takes the role-playing seriously. He acted Willy Wonka, I mean Wonky Willa, great with that voice-imitating, love for chocolates, the choco-factory, magic elevator, and the golden tickets! Thumbs up for that!

@EnlivenAnimations 9 жыл бұрын

Just like to say I have always loved your videos and honestly think your the funniest person on KZfaq, thanks for being awesome!

@sebalven 9 жыл бұрын

Listening to my aunt talk to me in swedish just after listening to Sark and Nanners made me laugh so hard because all I could hear was their voices.

@SmokeDog1871 9 жыл бұрын

The part where you talk to the black dudes was freakin hilarious

@sentry-mann891 9 жыл бұрын

I don't think I've laughed as hard as I did at the Wonky Willa character in a long time. I choked on my popcorn at the "Got any chocolate beer?" line....that voice is just too perfect....and yes I was eating popcorn while watching Sark vids X)

@noobtube1414 9 жыл бұрын

That moment when you forget to buy the tickets for a rollercoaster while being chased by bloodthirsty cops....happens every damn time

@danruddy8217 9 жыл бұрын

Keep up the good work sark! Been watching since the respawn days with hutch and nanners. You never fail to make me laugh whenever a video goes up!

@jacoblucas4259 9 жыл бұрын

In my long and storied history as a 24/7 Clerk, I can't tell you how many amateur thieves have failed to pull off the Repairman/Hammer-murder Plot. You guys clearly know what you're doing.

@kazlightning1393 9 жыл бұрын

Sark, I have been watching your videos since 2013 and I have been loving every single one of them. Keep doing what you are doing.

@mattis2489 9 жыл бұрын

As always, delightful editing Mr. Sark.

@oliver7710 9 жыл бұрын

Top notch editing as always, Sark!

@TheButcherClan 9 жыл бұрын

Sark is amazing at editing, I've noticed this for awhile but this video is exceptional.

@jonosrecords 9 жыл бұрын

I cant wait for Sark to get 1 mil subs! that will be one badass day

@GibboTheGamer 9 жыл бұрын

Best video yet Sark

@Lethalnewb 9 жыл бұрын

That "We've done it!" by Sark was simply amazing.

@erickolar2829 9 жыл бұрын

When He said Mountain Dew Baja blast, I instantly got excited.😂😂 NEW SUBSCRIBER!

@StevenBrulehiemer 9 жыл бұрын

This seems like a normal day for Nanners and Sark. You might as well call it a dual vlog.

@jackbennett2269 5 жыл бұрын

over the years ive re watched old sark videos so much. shit is just too funny and too well done

@niclikescakes 5 жыл бұрын

not alone man! its entertaining over and over i have no idea how

@sun281jon 9 жыл бұрын

Damn, the music selection for sark's videos these days is on point.

@Funkzi 9 жыл бұрын

This had me in stitches. Expect a doctors bill soon, Sark.

@KassandraIsWife 9 жыл бұрын

Why the hell did the 3rd store owner have a fucking MACHINE GUN?!?!

@evanmackenzie8173 9 жыл бұрын

Because murica

@TheCaboose20 9 жыл бұрын

^ pretty much

@switch-e1769 9 жыл бұрын

That clerk has been robbed too many times

@KassandraIsWife 9 жыл бұрын

***** Never robbed a store before so I wouldn't know.

@switch-e1769 9 жыл бұрын

The 7/11 near me has a clerk that is just a sentry gun

@MrRedsnake 8 жыл бұрын

All hail Mr.Sark

@jofac22 9 жыл бұрын

This video is so good I came back a day later to watch it again. VERY well done Sark I commend you sir. Thanks for happiness

@hunterthompson6295 9 жыл бұрын

Man love these videos sark... Keepem up it makes my day just that much better watching your well made vids 😁

@Persholm1 9 жыл бұрын

dont even have to watch your videos to like em, you just know they're good

@meow9583 9 жыл бұрын

Haha, I love this! One of my favourite youtubers! =D

@aubreybunn 9 жыл бұрын

This is giving me some great codenames for my next robbery. Thanks for the help Sark!

@ejanocrowsnatcher6785 9 жыл бұрын

ahahaha sark I love all your videos that make me laugh so much. I really like your editing style, and thx for being awesome :D

@DoggoneSix340 9 жыл бұрын

I like the longer videos Sark. No, I LOVE the longer videos!

@1SeniorSmurf 9 жыл бұрын

It's a sark upload day! there will be much rejoicing throughout the kingdom.

@pattyX15 9 жыл бұрын

Sark makes the perfect Wonky Willa! XD Love his voice when he does that! lmao

@jetinx2871 9 жыл бұрын

I can't wait to see Adam and Sark play a GTA Online heist.

@HRoberts1991 9 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for anyone to play a GTA Online heist.

@MrDoucheMagoo 9 жыл бұрын

The intense music from the bar scene in The Guest. Nice.

@STAHLSOUND 9 жыл бұрын

This is gold.

@AmbeyPankake 9 жыл бұрын

Sark best let's player of all time 11/10 IGN

@toolioaglasias 9 жыл бұрын

Another fantastic piece of entertainment thankyou

@SkatersHeaven 9 жыл бұрын

Bruh these videos get me right in the giggles, but you should get the whole gang in on these vids

@VirusOutcast 9 жыл бұрын

I'd go on a heist with Sark any day... of course we would get caught, but I'm all about the experience and fun of it xD

@pikawesomeness 9 жыл бұрын

Sark, how do you say half of this stuff with a straight face? xD Not cracking up is impossible when it comes to your videos :)

@djsd007 9 жыл бұрын

"let me just pull around the corner" *Rams wall* XD

@McCormick179 9 жыл бұрын

Great editing

@ShotgunChoda 9 жыл бұрын

Chocolate beer may be the coolest idea in the universe! :D

@cpfink1242 9 жыл бұрын

A 12 minute GTA video?! Is it my birthday?

@zwanberg6674 9 жыл бұрын

As a Swede, I feel slightly offended. But that's the reason I like you Mr Sark

@ZeeNoodleyGamer 9 жыл бұрын

I love the mask reference Sark!

@DefinetelyNotYou 9 жыл бұрын

God Damn it Sark why r ur vids r so Awesome?

@RaiderXD1789001 8 жыл бұрын

Your Swedish was hilarious!

@jebus726cristo6 9 жыл бұрын

leopard suit and socks with sandals, the best style ever

@DevilBirdProductions 9 жыл бұрын

Woooooo! Baja Blast sponsorship at the beginning! :D

@landkruzer100 9 жыл бұрын

so smart sark, you can hide from a level 5 wanted star in a tunnel, shame about the train though :P

@ScrattleGG 9 жыл бұрын

You sure seem to know a lot about planning a robbery sark. That's not suspicious at all.

@johnnydoe4179 9 жыл бұрын

Mountain Dew Baja blast is the best drink ever.😂

@ttlpwn34 9 жыл бұрын

12 mins of Sark in GTA O.o

@batman9983 8 жыл бұрын

Sarks guide to rob stores!

@wildmanjosh95 9 жыл бұрын

*Whispers* "Can you shoot in here?" *Whispers Back* "I'm trying." lmao!

@WINZ0W 9 жыл бұрын

Sark should be on an ep of Comedy Bang Bang.

@TheJavierMartinez88 5 жыл бұрын

As soon has you see "perfect heist #1" you know they are doomed to fail multiple times.

@Active_Genesis 6 жыл бұрын

Baja Blast is no more, so I'm afraid Sark, that your vehicle will need to be switched back to oil and whatnot.... XD

@AlesterMyersWick 9 жыл бұрын

Mr Sark damn sir! nanners ain't delirious!

@jacobbarden1644 9 жыл бұрын

You should write a book, Sark.

@percypenatrator9639 9 жыл бұрын

Do a face reveal sark!!!!!

@snowball114 9 жыл бұрын

Was that supposed to be comedic

@breakerboy365 9 жыл бұрын

snowball114 no he is srs i wanna c too SHO US UR FAES SHARK

@breakerboy365 9 жыл бұрын

Cian picard thas not a faes cam thas adam and gassy's child they had together

@breakerboy365 9 жыл бұрын

Cian picard nah breh thats som1 else i dunno y

@MrBikerJesus 9 жыл бұрын

Cian picard *WHOOSH*

@johnorr7130 9 жыл бұрын

Mt. Dew Baja Blast is so cool and refreshing.

@NjoyEdits 9 жыл бұрын

03:58 Just the best car driving bye if you remeber the voodoo from san andreas, i search so long for it and its just passing in the background

@jokinghazard4022 9 жыл бұрын

A new Sark vid? The pants are coming off

@joshuabale4730 9 жыл бұрын

Hey everybody, what are y'all watching on KZfaq? I watch everything nanners and Sark post and of course many others, but I would like to expand my horizons. What videos/channels do you recommend? Also, I have a recommendation for you. Have you seen "the love cabin" from nanners? Seeing him that panicky and scared is one of my top ten nanner moments ever.