欢迎登机母犬! (GTA Online)
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8 жыл бұрын► Watch more GTA HERE: bit.ly/SarkGTA ◄
Welcome aboard, bitches!
Took a while but this was a ton of fun to cut. :)
*The title is definitely not the correct translation. I think it literally says 'welcome aboard female dogs!' BUT since most people are going to be plugging this in to Google Translate to see why the hell I'm using simplified Chinese in a vid title, I'm leaving it since I want it to say 'bitches' instead of 'bitch' or 'whore'. Besides, in the context of the vid, a poorly translated title is perfect.
My Twitter: / sark
My Facebook: / mistersark
My Instagram: / master_sark
My Twitch: / themrsark
THE AMERICANS
Hutch: / shaun0728
SeaNanners: / seananners
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MUSIC
Boléro - Ravel
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License: CC Public Domain
Additional music courtesy of Epidemic Sound
SOUND EFFECTS
‘Jab’ - Mike Koenig
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License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘wooshs 04 (medium)’ - toyoto
www.freesound.org
License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Cymbal Hits Reversed’ - CloudyEyeTavern
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License: CC Attribution 3.0
‘Boxing Punches’ - Mike Koenig
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License: CC Attribution 3.0
Additional effects courtesy of Epidemic Sound
@jschlatt 8 жыл бұрын
This is a work of art.
@wholemilky 3 жыл бұрын
yo wtf
@RebelliousToe 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad these ancient Schlatt comments are emerging
@seierkrigfring226 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a damn minute
@slh8505 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hello there schlatt
@retiredaccount6339 3 жыл бұрын
Your MLG videos are quite good, I can see you having a future as a business man.
@adami1738 8 жыл бұрын
Translation: "Welcome aboard bitches!"
@SynVT_ 8 жыл бұрын
It's a literal translation from Google Translate...
@darkkazeviper4530 8 жыл бұрын
The title was translated already... Look in the description
@b2modby 8 жыл бұрын
I tried to Google translate it to Russian and got "Добро пожаловать на борт сук!". It translates as "Welcome on board, branch".
@DrOtger-xw5dl 8 жыл бұрын
Haha google translate
@b2modby 8 жыл бұрын
Антон Скоробогатов Well shit... That's embarrassing. I thought there was the comma. lol
@Noobatheart 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know about anyone else, but i come back here sometimes just to relive the glory days
@casuallurk6426 3 жыл бұрын
Same. This whole channel is so nostalgic for me. Im on a binge of sark videos now
@Areusupercereal_ 8 жыл бұрын
Sark's PTSD from 'Nam made him think he was Chinese, that was the real reason for the sudden switching of nationalities.
@kainnesse1977 5 жыл бұрын
Vietnamese people are *essentially* Chinese. *Edit: perhaps that attempt at a joke was over the line, I apologize.
@reginaldmustardbacon5866 5 жыл бұрын
Whoa... no
@byehai 5 жыл бұрын
Kain Samms Not really, there area was known as Annam.
@HBSanta 8 жыл бұрын
I love that you guys never really do anything when you play GTA and yet it's the most hilarious shit ever. I could easily watch every minute of a 24 hour stream of you guys just walking down the streets of Los Santos.
@kiwicami287 8 жыл бұрын
The creme de la creme of youtube entertainment right here.
@chasec.1046 8 жыл бұрын
+ScorpyStudio creme de la meme*
@MisterTash 8 жыл бұрын
The way you said "I didn't say come close to my new place" had me rolling. Your sense of tone is what makes it so funny, like when you call someone an idiot. You seem to be good at understanding sound in general.
@TheMrSark 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks pal, appreciate it.
@tashazfine 8 жыл бұрын
The chemistry of the friendship goes so well...music to my ears every episode lol
@darthvein3 8 жыл бұрын
sark video title not english? i already know this will be good!
@Magiczilla 8 жыл бұрын
not his first tho. :)
@gunshine5330 8 жыл бұрын
+Nemo_Omen Bonzai!
@potatothewizard88 8 жыл бұрын
+AceOfSpades531 no it is actually: welcome aboard female canines.. and yes i do hate myself
@aceofspades5317 8 жыл бұрын
Omar Bravo but he got it right...
@aceofspades5317 8 жыл бұрын
Omar Bravo I just googled "what is the plural of bitch" and it pulled up bitches
@scottthompson4277 8 жыл бұрын
Consistently amazing content even since the Machinima days. How on earth do you do it?
@TheMrSark 8 жыл бұрын
Insomnia & cocaine.
@thatweirdduckie9845 8 жыл бұрын
+Mr Sark Keep up the good work Sark!
@detective7768 8 жыл бұрын
+Mr Sark lol
@scottjohnston3098 8 жыл бұрын
White widow?
@yobrosclan7889 8 жыл бұрын
u got flowershare
@cordeiro.gabriel 3 жыл бұрын
The Baja Blast was the first boat to transport COVID back to the US. Sark was patient zero.
@datmanflyliketeca 8 жыл бұрын
"He drank himself into another dimension!" XD Great video Sark.
@mosesnelson27 8 жыл бұрын
Sark you always have the best music in your videos.
@BrerWure 8 жыл бұрын
Sark, your videos are one of the few things i genuinely look forward to, thanks man.
@CupOfTeaMonster 8 жыл бұрын
It's Friday, I get home from work and there's 14 minutes of new Sark footage? You're spoiling me man! Really enjoying the uploads, keep up the fantastic work.
@samaelmorningstar1668 8 жыл бұрын
I think you probably have my favorite outro's Sark. It blends simplicity and creativity in a way that avoids being boring or annoying. Props brother!
@jadenackroyd4247 8 жыл бұрын
I think that was my favourite sark video yet
@aidenpost4493 8 жыл бұрын
I think the best feeling about seeing a Sark upload is knowing that in 2 years I'll still be watching any and all uploads over and over :) Also is it just me or are the videos without english titles always amazing? IE BANZAI!!! :D
@d0u70r 8 жыл бұрын
Every single video you put out is amaze balls, I though this would be a banzai video haha miss it! Song at the end is The Red One 4 by Jan Chmelar
@adeptusmechanicushyspasist3529 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@VarietyProductions 8 жыл бұрын
The title says Welcome aboard female dog. Where are the dogs?
@TheMrSark 8 жыл бұрын
haha my Mandarine is rusty
@Biggums834 8 жыл бұрын
wait wait wait google told me it was "Welcome aboard bitches"
@karmasource 8 жыл бұрын
Woof
@XzTS-Roostro 8 жыл бұрын
Bitch [Noun] Def: A Female Dog
@Nagarath16 8 жыл бұрын
Well.. Female dog is called a bitch so.. It wasn't that far off.
@s-j5175 6 жыл бұрын
this is one of my favourite series you have done 😂 👏
@DBMConjurer 8 жыл бұрын
I'm always excited to see what you upload, Sark.
@derpasaurisrexar4384 8 жыл бұрын
everyday when i'm at youtube i usually have nothing to watch, and just get bored seeing other things, and checking if there's anything new with my subscriptions, but when the stars align and a new sark video comes out, i drop my shit and prepare everything, i get the video up, get me a nice candlelit dinner, and turn off the lights and prepare to get amazed, i'm always so happy to see a new video from you Mr.Sark because with you its not a repeated event, it's a special moment we all get to share. Thank you sark, for your amazing editing and entertainment, i put my glass up in cheer for another one of your videos, cheers sark. i hope your kid is doing swell.
@jettgray4074 8 жыл бұрын
Sark, i literally love you so much. you are my idol. i would do literally anything ever to hang out with you even once your so cool dude. keep up the good work i will never stop watching your vids. than k you so much for everything you do it always makes me happier
@TomWright91 8 жыл бұрын
"Look at this! You have explosives in your bedroom." Yeah, I'm convinced. This is definitely Sarks boat.
@AkionariTV 8 жыл бұрын
Sark! I love you :D Thanks for the upload. It's always a treat when I see you on my feed.
@somebody2117 4 жыл бұрын
One of the few youtubers who still make me laugh
@masteryee1499 8 жыл бұрын
1:37 That music with the visuals, it's like straight out of an 80's movie, fucking awesome sark
@gunshine5330 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for blessing us once again Sir Sark! Salute! Hope the family is all well my friend!
@whiteknight574 8 жыл бұрын
More people need to subscribe to you Mr Sark, You're comedy genius along with Hutch and SeaNanners!
@b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r 8 жыл бұрын
Sark uploaded another video. A long time subscriber whispered in silence, "I wonder if he'll ever upload Rasputin for Halo"
@TheMrSark 8 жыл бұрын
Damn. You have the memory of an elephant. **salute**
@Dreamklubdk 8 жыл бұрын
Many times Sarks descriptions are even better then the videos!
@nekofreak62 8 жыл бұрын
Sark I hope you know you make my day great when it's just been shitty. I can't watch one of your vidoes and withing 5 minutes still be having a bad day, I just can't. Thank you for being awesome
@kiyohshi6827 8 жыл бұрын
Of course I'd get a BLAIR WITCH ad, on Sarks channel. That's classic. Didn't even know there was a remake.
@Xadaj127 8 жыл бұрын
Seriously? If so, that's priceless. XD
@ethbg_ 8 жыл бұрын
I LOVE SARK VIDEOS!! My favorite youtuber. Thanks for uploading sark!
@heroizumi 8 жыл бұрын
Great video Sark. XD Gotta love your yacht's defenses.
@Alberio1 8 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video Sark!
@TheHumbleAv 8 жыл бұрын
Never laughed at a title before. Made it funny when i see its a sark video.. luv u lng tym Sark bby.
@scorake14 8 жыл бұрын
almost ignored the video cause of the title till i realized it was sark, but then i was confused. 8 minutes into the vid, I understand XD
@101amuro 8 жыл бұрын
I love this video sark . Do more of these if you want they are hilarious
@shootfrick 8 жыл бұрын
YAY! A new Sark video!
@Shinky23 8 жыл бұрын
I was really confused for a moment when I saw someone I am subscribed to post a video with a Chinese title. Then I saw it was you Mr. Sark, and everything made sense again.
@yakomo84 8 жыл бұрын
I just want to say I really appreciate the editing work you put into your vids. It's hard work but the payoff is so great. Other than that Nogla guy, amirite?! (srry Nogla, luv u)
@ZedExGaming 8 жыл бұрын
Sark's editing is so good
@drchaos1987 4 жыл бұрын
U know its gonna be a good day when shark makes a vid
@vegeta2428 8 жыл бұрын
Love you Sark!
@wackomojoGaming 8 жыл бұрын
Love you Sark keep up the great work.
@larshans15 7 жыл бұрын
Love the editing!
@triplebog 8 жыл бұрын
that halo active camo sound, love it.
@dubstepmando 8 жыл бұрын
you got your self a sub ! ive been watching your vids for a while, idk why it took me so long to sub!
@Xadaj127 8 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the party!
@jeremiahfallows3301 8 жыл бұрын
Great as always Sark :)
@imvd2652 8 жыл бұрын
last time I was this early, sark was still English
@xxuresort 8 жыл бұрын
Lmao best comment I've read so far xD
@TelecastPropellor96 8 жыл бұрын
Funny, I thought he was American.
@imvd2652 8 жыл бұрын
+InRainbows1 I thought he spoke the English language. or are you going to say that "English" and "American" are different languages?
@loudcubanable 8 жыл бұрын
No but when a person is called english it usually means they are from Britain not america but still a funny joke dude
@TelecastPropellor96 8 жыл бұрын
Arsenio Ortiz don't tell the Scots that.
@kamatong 8 жыл бұрын
Awww yiiisss Some MR Sark to brighten the day!
@shadowjeff18 8 жыл бұрын
damn sark, nearly 1.1m subs, you came a long way son :D
@craken5917 8 жыл бұрын
I knew the video was gonna be awesome as soon as i seen the title.
@jurjen909 8 жыл бұрын
sarks video's go by so fast. a 14 minute video feels like 4 minutes
@KristianNikolla8 8 жыл бұрын
if sark sees this, i use to watch him in 2014/2015 a shit ton, but he always makes his videos about once or twice a week and i've watched a lot of his videos and now he doesn't post as much anymore and i really want to watch some MORE videos of his cause him and his friends are funny
@gamma00crucis 8 жыл бұрын
quality over quantity.
@KristianNikolla8 8 жыл бұрын
+gamma00crucis it is what it is
@CovertOperative13 8 жыл бұрын
I burst into laughter when I saw Nanners die from drinking too much. That sound effect was too spot on.
@ColossalKiwi 8 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you haven't abandoned the "What would China do?" philosophy, Sark!
@EdeySix 8 жыл бұрын
Congrats on a million
@gman2570 8 жыл бұрын
oh my god adding in those Tie fighter sounds was amazing
@brucebrown9518 8 жыл бұрын
everytime i see a title from sark like this i just get flashbacks from his banzai video
@adamperham2000 7 жыл бұрын
as soon as i watched this video my one goal in this game was to buy a yacht and im still no where close. thanks sark for giving me unrealistic expectations
@DavidTriphon 8 жыл бұрын
Hutch: "Give me you keys. Give me, your keys." Adam: *drunken* "I don't own a vehicle. I uuaamm the caar!" Most hilarious drunken (even if pretend) speech I've heard in my life. XD
@Rhepli 7 жыл бұрын
Translated the video name, wow Sark, wow
@morko576 7 жыл бұрын
This was the greatest video to watch while drunk :)
@Willario25 3 жыл бұрын
I need Sark and Nanners to play GTA 5 this year.
@josephsharp2941 8 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU, SOMEONE ELSE WHO FINALLY APPRECIATES BAJA BLAST AS MUCH AS I DO!!!!
@neaituppi7306 8 жыл бұрын
I see Nanners flight lessons have been kicking in. 2:41
@brekiel_scripts 8 жыл бұрын
Even though I can't get Pokemon Go to run on my phone, I can still take delight in knowing that a wild Sark will occasionally appear.
@jakewildman8344 8 жыл бұрын
Great video sark I love you
@fishingpatriotisback 8 жыл бұрын
I stinkin love your videos so much... still lauhging
@johnheneghan3518 8 жыл бұрын
Nanners' was Back to the Futured out of the bar
@blankblank7382 8 жыл бұрын
Super funny, as always!
@iFupTrolls 8 жыл бұрын
Please keep GTA with Hutch and Nanners coming
@iFupTrolls 8 жыл бұрын
***** Are you one of those fucktards that chooses to interpret comments instead of getting the literal meaning of what has been written?
@iFupTrolls 8 жыл бұрын
Maybe you're one of those fucktards that doesn't get sarcasm
@iFupTrolls 8 жыл бұрын
It was all sarcasm. We are in the comments section of a Sark's video, sarcasm is required. Not upset at all.
@xDarkassassinx1 8 жыл бұрын
love it, Sark :)
@mcnoob123ennest5 8 жыл бұрын
sark is the funniest person i have ever met
@mcnoob123ennest5 8 жыл бұрын
well i never met him but you get the point
@catherinel6222 8 жыл бұрын
Yes Sark your Mandarin was so good I didn't understand it even though I'm Chinese
@PinkBeauty34 8 жыл бұрын
When you have watched so many videos of these three, you have heard Hutch's childhood story before. XD
@deadaphon1604 8 жыл бұрын
2:40 In The Flesh? sound effect ^-^ Pink Floyd ftw, nice one Sark
@ashcole223 8 жыл бұрын
Yesss Sark!
@gimmikai 8 жыл бұрын
Love the video sark. How are your little ones doing?
@paigiee 8 жыл бұрын
12:14 Did you just slip the halo invisibility noise in there.... I approve.
@MsTake-mx1fi 8 жыл бұрын
You guys are the best!!!
@rainey832 8 жыл бұрын
i'll be honest i watch your videos to listen to nanners and hutch
@BlueAsterismSolstice 8 жыл бұрын
The classiest thing I ever seen.
@codysapp2769 8 жыл бұрын
chicken went so south so fast with hutch and sark
@TheMicromuis 8 жыл бұрын
I like the ending tune! :)
@iMyoto 8 жыл бұрын
you guys are too perfect.
@yodawgzgaming4416 3 жыл бұрын
The Star Trek sound effect as Nanners drank himself into another dimension made me legitimately burst out laughing
@LukeIzBoredz 8 жыл бұрын
Last time I saw a title like this one in your video it was when you went Banzai!!!!! In hide and seek XD
@INK_Jesro 8 жыл бұрын
Google says the title translates to "Welcome Aboard Bitches!" so good on you, Sark.
@Jay-Voorhees 8 жыл бұрын
Sark I Love Your Vids😂😍😍
@JohnGAME 8 жыл бұрын
'WELCOME ABOARD THE FEMALE DOG SHIP!' Thanks google translate. Thanks.
@TheMrSark 8 жыл бұрын
I said the exact same thing.
@JohnGAME 8 жыл бұрын
Oh is it? O.O I thought it was something else... I clearly need to work on my english... owo
@neobugs 8 жыл бұрын
Female dog or a bitch?... confusing
@freddiepapazyan919 8 жыл бұрын
Yay I love the GTA vids!!!
@drchaos1987 5 жыл бұрын
Love u mr shark!!!! Please do more gta!!! Stay awesome!!!
@briguyballin6031 5 жыл бұрын
Mormon holiday gifts lol Mr sark
@rayaray4422 8 жыл бұрын
Nanner's video didn't have you shooting then down in his video did he? Favorite part of this video!
@jshawsgamingnetwork4076 8 жыл бұрын
That was soo funny when Nanners blacked out and smashed his face off the bar lolol I watched it 3 times in a row
@jordanrosemanmusic 8 жыл бұрын
Dude bolero is dope. Do you like classical music? I would recommend gaspard de la nuit bye ravel if you do like classical music. Also Charles Ives. And bartok's concerto for orchestra. Keep it up sark.
@killergreen1984 8 жыл бұрын
best trio ever. They were too good for respawn anyway.
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