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My dad took me to a baseball game when I was 5. He also brought one of his clients from Brazil with us. He had never been to the USA or a baseball game before. The client got very scared when we picked him up and he saw me in the car. "You're bringing your son to the game? Are you sure? How will you keep him safe?" Sports in other countries get pretty wild.

"We can go." "But some of us might not return."

from his description we can understand that he is talking about River- Boca

Insane! Sounds like his uncle was weighing his life choices before answering haha

Matt Damon didn't know he just casually asked to go to war lmao

My Mom lived in Brasil as a teen. To this day, she says, "Nice girls don't go to soccer games. " 🤣

First time I went to a game in the US I was amazed how both teams set together and no fights. That's is unheard of in south America

The superclasico at La Bombanera is 2 hours of terror Other worldly. Even as a European football fan who's well versed in hostile environment this is a level beyond After the chaos of getting in, where you feel like you are entering hades by boat, you get inside and the place looks like it's genuinely on fire. Flares and flaming toilet rolls. The place is quite literally rocking, a wall of sound is a constant and atmosphere is electric and unpleasant ❤ Getting out of the ground felt like being the last one chopper out of Hanoi

The fact he said "my uncle" shows how close he is to his wife's family. Goals.

I'm from Argentina, nowadays only people who are fans of that club are allowed to pass into the stadium, for security reasons. So Matt witnessed history when both teams could see their fans at the same place

Uncle: Your life insurance is in order? Matt: yeah.. Uncle: we can go..

“No women, no kids “ Leon

Anytime you hear “no women, no children”, shit is about to go down. Titanic style. Be prepared to go down with the ship.

Oh my God! This clip is the first time I've ever seen Mr. Damons wife...Shes stunning! Good job Matt🤘

I did the same in Rio de Janerio. We saw Flamingo and Vasco. It was crazy 150 riot police before getting in, and then they had separated the teams fans and then separate team fans. 90,000 people. Pure crazyness.

He's not exaggerating at all, i bet there's a lot of argentinians or brazilians here that can confirm that some matches in football can be absolutely intense like that! As a 30 year old brazilian myself, I've seen my share of violent games.

Anytime, “No women. No kids.” is said, you better get ready. Edit: 32k likes!?Thanks, everyone. 😊

Boca Juniors v Riverplate. Every time they play each other it's a re-enactment of WW2

When you're willing to die for curiosity.

"No women, no Children. Can you fight?" "Wait what?!"

"No women no kids". Shit is about to be serious.

Dad to him: “We can go” Dad to wife: “if he dies, he dies”

Guy basically asked to go to a warzone and his uncle was like _"Bruhh we can, but like, y'ain't ready for what's about to go down fr..."_

the level of passion and rivalry between some teams in spith america is beyond what you see in the USA

Matt: Can we go to a soccer game? Uncle: PTSD ensues.

I love to see a movie where they will rescue Matt Damon from a football stadium in Argentina 🤣

As someone who’s mother is from Argentina, I can confirm. She was screaming at the television during the entire World Cup last year lmao.

Some years ago I served as a diplomat in Argentina. At a reception at the Ambassador's residence I was having a conversation with the Chief of Staff of the Argentine army and the Chairman of the Defense committee of the Argentine Senate. The conversation got around to sports. The general turned to me and asked, "Boca or River?" The senator repeated the question, but in reverse, "River or Boca?" They both stared at me waiting for an answer. I paused, knowing how seriously Argentines take their futbol. If I said Boca the River supporter would be upset, if I said River the Boca supporter would be upset. Having a good relationship with each of these gentlemen was important for my work. I was faced with a dilemma. As the seconds ticked by in silence and the tension mounted, both men repeated in unison -- "Boca or River, who do you follow." So, I followed the lead of a former ambassador and blurted out, "San Lorenzo!" They both laughed profusely. From then until the end of my time in Argentina I had an excellent relationship with each of those gentlemen.

"No women, no children. " All of a sudden I realize my wife's uncle is Tony Montana.

Damon: “Can we go to a soccer game?” Uncle: “We can go, but there’s no guarantee we will return.”

Matt .. you tell stories so well…

Dude showing chicken wings as a example 😅, that’s so gangster shit 😂😂😂😂😂

"Can we watch the game?" uncle: So you have chosen death.

I love that he says "my uncle", while talking about his wifes uncle 🥺

bro is such a great story teller

Now i know why argentina won the world cup. Fear of death is the best motivation for the players

Think he's talking about a Boca juniors vs River plate game,they are the two rivals in Argentine league

I'll never understand that level of violence over a game

Matt looks like he's tearing up from recalling that memory.

The craziest thing he have seen it’s every Sunday in Europe 😂

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Bro is just telling a story and sold me on a trip to Argentina

I love a competitive atmosphere but that sucks that kid's can't go to games. The athletes you grow up with will always have a special place in your heart and these kids won't ever get to see them play in person.

Argentinians are among the most beautiful people in the world. Y’all are so fly 💯

Even Jason Bourne was nervous in an Argentinian soccer game

Lovely how he calls her uncle his uncle.

First of all it’s football, not soccer. That’s why uncle was serious and mad.

Football and cricket. I dont think non fans can ever understand that level of passionate fandom.

When going to a local soccer game has the same rules as being a professional hitman.

When a local takes Jason Borne to the Argentina soccer game, you know it's something serious.

Matt tells the best stories, the guy is hilarious.

I lived in Argentina in the 80's, when Maradona played soccer there. It was absolutely electric when he played. Every city I was in, completely shut down when Argentina played. Everyone glued to their TV. Its the same with Messi. Matt Damon is 100% correct.

This is why Jim Rome said: “soccer is not a sport, soccer is a reason to riot”. It’s absolutely true, I served as a missionary in Argentina. We were not allowed to go to any soccer games, we weren’t technically even allowed to play soccer in our leisure time unless it was with only other missionaries. People down in South America are nuts about soccer, it’s more important than life itself.

It's about to go down with Kevin hurt voice😂😂😂😂😂

Real Derby is what you experienced. River Plate vs Bocs Juniors.

I'm form the Caribbean and went to Colombia for work. Went to a game... Colombia vs Argentina.... Exactly as he said.

People in the United States have no idea how passionate futbol fans are around the world.

That’s what Beckham said too that Argentinas football fans are the only football fans that beat England on the level of their mentality of love for football

Saving spectator Ryan

I feel like im watching him act everytime hes on any interview or video, hes a natural. When he said We can go, we CAN go ✨️

South American football be crazy. It’s probably hard for him to describe just how crazy it is, because it’s not so much so that it’s an all out riot every second of the game, but you’re always at at flash point where it can kick off at any moment.

I'm from Indonesia, believe me when i say watching local professional football game can be a near-death experience. Well, you saw the news back in 2022. Imagine what it would be like in Argentina, where the football culture is much richer than us.

soccer fans are die hard . there's no middle ground. I was not a football fan before but now I am. i can understand the emotions.

YOu know what... I could listen to Matt Damon tell stories all day long! He just seems like such a normal, approachable, human guy with some great stories!

Matt Damon is an excellent story teller

Give Damon props for being a passport bro.

That's Argentina, you can lose your life before/after a game. Some of the most passionate fans in the world.

I went to a game in Argentina 12 years ago. It was insane. Absolute insanity. Barbed wire fences just like he describes, and the section opposite of us never stopped jumping and singing. They must be in better shape than the players.

I am female and went to the big rivalry game between Boca and River Plate in January/February 1997. I was with one guy and 2 local chicas. It was loud and raucous. With flaming rolls of toilet paper being thrown...in spite of the security and pat-downs before entering the stadium. Regardless, I was more concerned over the action on the field. Not as a soccer fan, but as a human being. It was worse than an unofficial rugby match. Anytime the officials weren't looking, the opposing team took advantage and just kicked the crap out of someone from the other team. I mean literally kick them. These men can kick...hard. It was freaking brutal.

It's because football for the true fans isn't just a sport its a way of life

As an Argentinian, I feel glad he get out safe. Good actor, no good is something happened to him.

One of the most succint explanations I've ever seen for something.

I went to a match in Colombia. Only one teams' supporters can enter the arena and I was told to either wear a team shirt or a black one, any other colour could get me killed, literally. Leaving the match, we rode on a bus with some of the teams major supporters, the bus almost got tear gassed. Most amazing experience.

For those who are interested, this is likely to be the Buenos Aires derby match between River Plate and Boca Juniors. One of the most notorious derbies in world football.

He's describing a regular football game in Eastern Europe.

I've watched a few of these and he is such a good story teller.

Jason Bourne can't even watch a soccer game without the cops being there.

The uncle was right ..here in Argentina 🇦🇷 the soccer game can get wild ,its a passion like no other ...

“Some of you may die but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”

"No kids, no women. Here and here." "What's this?" "Molotov cocktail and a baseball bat with nine inch nails driven through it. Enjoy."

1.- Don't take women or children. 2.- don't ever call it soccer Edit: Jesús Christ dude, don't call it soccer IN ARGENTINA! I thought it would be obvious, I don't care how it's called in other parts of the world

He is saved in Saving Private Ryan. Saved in Interstellar. Saved in The Martian. He could be saved in the stadium in Argentina.

Actors make up the best stories

I went to a fútbol match in Medellìn, Colombia while backpacking around South America for a few months in 2017. It was absolutely insane. I feared for my life at one point. Fun as hell though and we made it out safely. But apparently people die during/after these games all the time.

Consider yourself lucky if that's the craziest thing you've ever seen.

Spanish and Portuguese are very passionate about soccer ..and emotions can easily flare up.. and violence could erupt anytime..

“No women, no children” man about to go to war to watch some football

He needs to write a book of his experiences. Such a great story teller

Proof that Bourn is all acting.

Friend of mine in Germany that he never saw the last 5 minutes of a soccer game as a boy. His grandfather would always make them leave. When he became an adult, he found out why. There are regularly riots at the end of the game.

Matt walking in casually calling it soccer…

Years ago I was in a Soccer Ref class and the guy teaching had been a guest referee in Argentina... They arrive and leave in an armored car and change in and out of street clothes while riding in/out... He said as soon as the game over it was everyone in the truck and they drive out a tunnel to the roads and away. Crazy.

When I was in Bariloche, a small resort city in the Argentine Andes, my local strongly advised me not to go out after the big game. But all the noise got me so curious that I did. The streets were swarming with people and down rhe middle drove a military vehicle with soldiers with submachine guns. Curiosity satisfied, I high-tailed it back to the hotel.

Spielberg gonna direct saving actor damon. Plot saving him from spectators

Matt Damon is one of the best ever storyteller.

When someone says "No women, no children" You should know things will escalate quickly.

South American fotbol at district level is fantastic if you can handle it. Die hard fans that are loyal to their team are incredible!

People need to travel outside the United States, to appreciate how good they have it here

Uncle sounds like a real man, we need more of them.