Ep 319- CBDhab
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00:00:20 -Matt is salt life
00:06:20 -King of good times
00:08:55 -Bridgeport Wilin'
00:13:00 -Book life
0017:00 -Indian billioanaires
00:18:20 -Homerun
00:20:00 -Shanes day of rest
00:21:30 -Adam Sandler Rules
00:27:10 -How to get pussy
00:28:20 -CBDhab
00:40:00 -'Denial of Death'
00:43:00 -Wealth
00:46:10 -LeMaires COVID facts
00:52:00 -Hotdog LeMaire
01:03:00 -Ant venom
01:07:00 -Celebrity Knockout game
01:16:00 -Mall zoo
01:30:00 -TOUR DATES SEE THE BOYS IN PHILLY, TEXAS, NASHVILLE AND ALABAMA
01:32:00 -Bae runner
@paulmontoya303 3 жыл бұрын
Respect to my man Matt going with that simple Jack cut.
@imavileone7360 3 жыл бұрын
P p p please don't hurt me
@JM-sx4tn 3 жыл бұрын
Now I can't unsee it
@kggregorie 3 жыл бұрын
"I am a rooster illusion"
@Brandon-tk2rw 3 жыл бұрын
Yo, Matt isn't simple! He just listened to a podcast about an audiobook that explains how picking your left nostril 12/day opens up your lungs so that you can breathe underwater for 9 minutes
@wasnt_it 3 жыл бұрын
well established last week
@shapes4893 3 жыл бұрын
Zoom rehab for CBD is comedy gold
@TheTokyoPartners Жыл бұрын
😂😂 30:30
@NativeOfTheLand97 9 ай бұрын
As someone who has been to multiple rehabs, I can confirm there is always 1 person and only 1 for some reason who is totally out of place and shouldn't be there and is because of some dumb bureaucratic policy wasting tens of thousands of dollars for treatment they don't need lol
@rickymassey 7 ай бұрын
@@NativeOfTheLand97 I abuse alcohol. Knuckles bleeding daily from punching liquor bottles
@fattdamon1980 2 ай бұрын
@@rickymassey so sad, I wish you a speedy recovery lol
@nickphaux 2 ай бұрын
@@rickymasseyWhat a great joke
@mcgusto5903 2 жыл бұрын
Matt and Shane have the best chemistry of any podcast out there, they’re legends.
@jimmyjunk8498 Жыл бұрын
Love your expertise!!! You're the guy who rates all podcasts right? Thought I recognized your name!!!!!
@GrrillaFinger Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjunk8498 what a nasty evil hippie thing to say
@-RoacH- Жыл бұрын
Come on now
@theramplocal Жыл бұрын
I am ashamed that I just found the this pod a few weeks ago. Best pod out now. The shaman is world changing.
@alang4190 11 ай бұрын
@@jimmyjunk8498well he wasnt lying
@alexs5792 Жыл бұрын
"You probably got rammed by a horned caterpillar" 😂 Matt comes up with the craziest shit like it's nothing
@kodawitdasoda_ 9 ай бұрын
They’ll fuck ur ass up
@ZeranZeran 8 ай бұрын
I'm not sure who said it but someone in the back was like "Are you guys talking about Pokemon or what?" and that made me laugh my ass off.
@JM-wt5wn 8 ай бұрын
He definitely got done by a Pokémon
@ZeranZeran 8 ай бұрын
@@JM-wt5wn The Weedle got him good
@deezlesteezle Ай бұрын
@@ZeranZeran 💀
@Hunter_Hult 3 жыл бұрын
Matt: My brother is in rehab for CBD Shane: Why... did he get too relaxed?
@jimmyjunk8498 Жыл бұрын
The least funny interaction between them unless you were born after 2000.
@user-fw8wt4qo3o Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjunk8498are you seriously trying to big boy someone in the KZfaq comments on a podcast episode?
@beatsbydare Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjunk8498this is junk
@dookfields2362 Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjunk8498 a month and zero likes 😬
@tehmodestmouse6275 Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjunk8498 get your head checked, it’s ok to be gay.
@RepairRenovateRenew 3 жыл бұрын
GIRLFRIEND ASTRONAUT TRAINING!! holy shit what a great premise that killed me
@nallsriv7169 3 жыл бұрын
Had me in tears dude, had to pause so i didnt miss anything
@jsp7218 3 жыл бұрын
Respect to Cusky rocking the History Hyenas tee
@drewk7877 3 ай бұрын
Earlier today I was thinking how much fun the HH chaos was I need yo rewatch
@anonemoose3210 3 жыл бұрын
"I've gotten drunk enough to be that kind of racist"
@ziggafresh 9 ай бұрын
14:17 😂
@redpalace2494 3 жыл бұрын
These guys are so fun to listen to. I never miss this podcast.
@redpalace2494 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Good looking out.
@youngjdef 3 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of hearing Matt try to convince Shane of some stupid bullshit, Shane calling him out, then Matt switching the subject.
@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 2 жыл бұрын
Idk what youre talking about, Matt only speaks of brilliance
@MattH-wg7ou Жыл бұрын
Lol the theme of this cast 🤣
@tehmodestmouse6275 Жыл бұрын
😊
@randomdude189 Жыл бұрын
It’ll be great to listen to the eventual 10 hour compilation of Matt presenting and disproving all of his theories back to back. Shane’s neck should be more jacked from nodding
@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 11 ай бұрын
Lol the best was when Matt told Shane about the lumenate app that supposedly gives you a psychoactive experience flashing the iPhone lights at you
@tylermitchell8649 2 ай бұрын
“I asked her if she was tryna get on the Hogwarts express…not a big deal, I mean that’s the type of stuff I riff, no big deal”
@notagreatnamebuthey 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so nice they brought that make a wish kid in half way through
@Loquacious_Jackson Жыл бұрын
Shane is the John Cena of central Pennsylvania
@flanflan7008 3 жыл бұрын
Shane has lunch lady that bullies students face
@bedwardlid618 3 жыл бұрын
That lunch lady would be Spud's best friend
@Tony-Jabroni Жыл бұрын
Lmfao, this is accurate. Special needs female louis Anderson.
@ThePoushal 10 күн бұрын
@@bedwardlid618spud the friendly potato
@jaygatsby4012 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. Shout out to the wood pile. Looking like a turtle scientist.
@katabeats 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@musiclifelove Жыл бұрын
I know this is a full 2 years later, and I hate making anyone feel too good about a KZfaq comment, but this legitimately just made me laugh to the point of tears.
@jaygatsby4012 Жыл бұрын
@@musiclifelove thank you for seeing through my eyes.
@Loquacious_Jackson Жыл бұрын
@@jaygatsby4012 real eyes realize real lies 😮
@MattH-wg7ou Жыл бұрын
Zoom rehab for CBD so you can drive a bus is the most depressing damn thing I've heard in a while lmao
@TheDJOblivion 6 ай бұрын
Land of the free!
@homelesssamurai629 3 жыл бұрын
Zoom rehab for cbd is hilarious
@brackenz555 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody living Salt Life has family in rehab for CBD!!! Those living Salt Life drink to forget those they've lost ironically living Salt Life! It's really an endless cycle once you commit!!
@thebushchechen 11 ай бұрын
Lmfao bro ! 😂😂😂
@mabboyz4lyf 3 жыл бұрын
Matt is soooo susceptible to woo woo myths but I love him
@dickheadrecs 9 ай бұрын
M: “Descartes was spanish I believe.. not French..” Shane: “René… Descartes?” i love these guys
@littlejackalo5326 9 ай бұрын
I believe they said Italian
@booates 2 ай бұрын
@@mjl549 no one claimed that bro lol. matt couldn't remember foucalts name but remembered he debated noam chomsky, shane and whoever behind the camera were separately thinking of names and mentioned voltaire. no one said anything about voltaire debating noam chomsky lmao
@ChristinaSimpson Жыл бұрын
Discovered this cast a few months ago, after searching ages for a substitute for Chrissy Chaos and Yanni Cyclops with History Hyenas. Matt wearing the shirt is bringing it full circle for me. Glad to have discovered the Shaman and Shane ❤
@randomdude189 Жыл бұрын
Glad you upgraded. Hh was fun but there’s a reason it ended and I don’t really keep up with either comic much anymore. I don’t hate them but there are just better versions of them out there. It happens with songs you used to listen to and forgot you even liked cause you just started listening to another one that filled the spot seamlessly. It’s kinda scary if you think about it too much.
@Blaketbailey 11 ай бұрын
Bad Friends!!
@maxarceneaux5678 3 жыл бұрын
Woodman is too loveable
@jesperhjensen1978 3 жыл бұрын
"You're booklife Dude, Im saltlife"......LOL!
@mitchellmfc 3 жыл бұрын
My dad was an air traffic controller wacked out of his fucking mind on perks. He had a script and he was good
@paulfroelich1024 2 жыл бұрын
Sick dude
@MattH-wg7ou Жыл бұрын
As a pilot this is a scary thought lol
@WaffleHouseBandit Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah brother your old man's a legend
@l.-._.-._.-._.-._.-.l Жыл бұрын
Sounds like your pops is salt life.
@_hi_pwr Жыл бұрын
Percs and xans give me more percs and xans!!!!
@orenthalsimpson 3 жыл бұрын
Matt's hair looks like he cut it himself
@evelynmcintosh3545 3 ай бұрын
Matt genuinely has the cutest laugh of anyone I've seen.
@puddintaine4556 3 жыл бұрын
Shane got drilled by a Weedle in the middle of the night.
@lovefool.99 Жыл бұрын
HUBIE HALLOWEEN IS CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE!!!!!!! I am so happy to hear Matt and Shane say this!
@puddintaine4556 3 жыл бұрын
Shout out Steel Pipe Chrissy and Special-Needs Stamos...
@jsp7218 3 жыл бұрын
This didn't age well
@user-Gh0st420 7 ай бұрын
Bus drivers can have a little bit of CBD, as a treat 😂
@markshelton6396 2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Patreon. Bless the Boys. Bless the DAWGs.
@SuperFuckYourOpinion 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, just the 2 dawgs, no guests. Riff City bb
@BigShaneGillis 3 жыл бұрын
@Gay Man Matt is his designated chaperone, and is trained and ready to respond to fat attacks of any severity
@LukeOfEarl77 3 жыл бұрын
@@BigShaneGillis being a social worker seems tough
@brackenz555 3 жыл бұрын
You're crazy, Chris Wood is hilarious and smart/insightful as fudge!
@brodieadams7926 8 ай бұрын
Soder saying "Girlfriend astronaut training" is hilarious and spot on lolol
@PROquickscope360 3 жыл бұрын
This episode was actually really awesome man. Seriously so funny Shane
@poweramulets1725 3 жыл бұрын
"i'm doing fine" "you're a beach boy" "I am salt life"
@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 11 ай бұрын
“Sounded like little Wayne about to come on” 😂
@ruebenllongoria836 8 ай бұрын
Matt’s rust belt, coal land way of saying Wuder will never stop being funny.
@FarmersMelon 3 жыл бұрын
BILLIBONG CALLED ABOUT MY SICK WIPEOUT
@bofa_deez28 3 жыл бұрын
Matt and Adam gotta meet up and hit the waves
@jennocyde138 3 жыл бұрын
Great ep!
@adamwhiteman2 3 жыл бұрын
Powerful HIstoryyhyenas shirt cusk dawg!!!
@benmeadors6799 3 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaas!
@ddlk9913 2 жыл бұрын
"Every nature documentary is just capybaras getting rocked" Dude.. this was a KZfaq comment that made me bust a gut laughing, of course it came from Shane Rirris
@tmac6904 Жыл бұрын
I love Shane rirris
@HartJon282 2 ай бұрын
The best MSSP guests don't talk at all. Get this guy back.
@drewcarlson3016 13 күн бұрын
The double entendre on "were his joints not enflamed" at 28:16 might be the best joke i've ever heard
@loribug12 4 ай бұрын
Love that Matt read Roots on the beach. 😂 Shane’s joke about Hogwarts train got me too.
@crusheen 2 жыл бұрын
You can be an Ironworker 50 stories up on open beam construction and be on 60mg of percs a day, and be having regular drug tests for the union. Know plenty of people like that. And most supplement with other opiates, and their regular tests don't always test levels, just presence.
@mattmillion1586 8 ай бұрын
47:12 Shane tells Lamaire he’s, “out of your element”. Such an underrated unappreciated lil gag Shoutout to The Big Lebowski
@MountainPerson Жыл бұрын
Man, looking back and hearing Shane’s love of masks is some of highest estrogen talk that I’ve heard on the cast
@Henchman.24 Жыл бұрын
Fear of illness is the most real fear of all
@Lucky-sh1dm Жыл бұрын
Shane has always been high Estrogen my guy buddy cried and left military school on the first night lmfaooooo
@MountainPerson Жыл бұрын
@@Lucky-sh1dmto be fair, I graduated from West Point and it was dumb as hell
@eko4749 11 ай бұрын
@@Lucky-sh1dmkids with emotional problems being kids with emotional problems haha what a loser
@Lucky-sh1dm 11 ай бұрын
@@MountainPerson you’re High T af my brotha
@thatguydownthestreet8036 2 жыл бұрын
Dude state employees be om the perks nodding off at the wheel, crash a state vehicle and still keep their fucking job. It’s wild, one time one of them did get fired and he sued the state. Also I’ve seen about 7 state vehicles in my town get decommissioned because they’re smoking meth in the car and it contaminates the AC unit or something so they have to impound a brand new truck with like 50,000 miles on it. Shit is wild. One of the building the guy got kicked out of his house and moved into the basement of the building with his dog, they found him out and of course they found like 5gs of meth in his lil makeshift house.
@thatguydownthestreet8036 2 жыл бұрын
The stories I hear from these HR people is fucking crazy! The kicker is it’s damn near impossible to lose a state job so I’m tryna get myself one of these swanky positions, if a meth head can do it why can’t I!
@humphreybumblecuck5151 Жыл бұрын
You smoke weed when you are done drinking and start to sober up. You smoke then and throughout your recovery and you ward off the worst of alcohol withdrawals
@tehmodestmouse6275 11 ай бұрын
You aren’t “warding off” withdrawals without benzos or booze.
@piratedre4d 9 ай бұрын
Hands down favorite episode. They spent so much time talking about my favorite animal (capybaras). Matt is so aloof! It's genuinely sweet. Child-like wonder about the intricacies of life. Anyway.. YES SHANE ANIMALS BASED. bless up dawgiez 💯
@Antiluls 3 күн бұрын
This could be the MVP cast.
@bluedragonrob1 2 жыл бұрын
Love these guys. Such great topics.
@TheDoor7 3 жыл бұрын
I think Shane’s thinking of the Sea Quest in Trumbull which right next to Bridgeport
@yurpndurpnslurpn 3 жыл бұрын
Great ep
@lukecalclimbs2463 2 жыл бұрын
Shane could experience salt life in the desert 🏜️
@DUDE247100 9 ай бұрын
Nevermind just heard the thing about books on the beach, Shane's the champ
@notbonsai671 Жыл бұрын
Thanks guys This dawg appreciates you
@TeezyRider 11 ай бұрын
Love the podcast, dawgz
@FrigsyReynolds 10 ай бұрын
I just want to say the Shane is right about caffeine affecting some people differently and for the longest time I couldn't drink caffeine after around noon if I wanted to be able to get to sleep at a reasonable time later that night. Some people can drink it 10 minutes before going to bed but some people can't drink it for around 8 hours before going to bed.
@johnsun2039 3 жыл бұрын
The stuff Matt spews when he's sober is bananas already, can't even imagine him on addies. Unbearable
@LiveFromMandaree 11 ай бұрын
That would be a nightmare of a hang lol
@zg9445 11 ай бұрын
Unbearably enlightening 😂😂😂
@AlphaNumeric123 6 ай бұрын
Matt was way wrong about COVID. Everyone died. What a fool HE was
@trippywya 5 ай бұрын
huh? @@AlphaNumeric123
@caseyschoenleber1760 4 ай бұрын
Lmao 36:40 Matt : "i think you can take it but not take too much" Followed by shanes chuckle is perfect cast
@kalahariblue2328 3 жыл бұрын
Hell ya, actively deny death. I’m behind it,,, shit wasn’t happening before I can remember
@workinghands1344 3 жыл бұрын
Polar seltzer is life 🙏🏼 32 pack from costco is only 8 bucks
@murkwell17 11 ай бұрын
Love going back to old eps and catching stuff I didn't catch before...like Matt's history hyena shirt
@Blaketbailey 11 ай бұрын
Dude exactly! I haven't listened to this for awhile and noticed it real quick this time.
@robwrenn4514 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt! That shirt is ca ca ca cayuuuute! Haha
@b0bbyz 3 жыл бұрын
Went scuba diving in Punta Cana last weekend. I’m so salt life 🤙🏻
@WiscoSotaREWL 2 ай бұрын
1:16:29 SEAQUEST! Haha that’s in the Roseville mall in MN. Took my daughter many times. They had tiny rainbow trout when they opened. And like a year later they were big dawgs because people feed them constantly.
@austinfretz2749 Жыл бұрын
Classic ep deserves so many more views
@tmac6904 Жыл бұрын
Shits brazy , Matt and Shane are Top G’s
@orllyfools14X8 Ай бұрын
I love how this episode always comes up next after I finish an MSSP episode.
@maddyc4379 Жыл бұрын
Hearing Shane getting all Autistic on capybara’s is funny as shit
@DylanJames107 Жыл бұрын
these two should be wearing hats whenever a camera is rolling
@mitchellw13 3 жыл бұрын
Cusk on another level this eppie.
@ts4gv Жыл бұрын
watching smart or funny people debate loosely defined terms like “salt life” is so appealing to me.
@b420monsta 3 жыл бұрын
Does Matt do comedy or he just a smart funny dude?
@brutallyhonest123 3 жыл бұрын
Neither
@kingt0295 2 жыл бұрын
Both
@BigShaneGillis 3 жыл бұрын
Great shirt Matt
@Taco_ocaT 2 жыл бұрын
"So your driving a bus" lmao
@alexharker2602 3 жыл бұрын
Waddup with the lighting yo
@ryanmcteer825 3 жыл бұрын
swamp life
@drinkvapejuice4783 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute shreck
@connorsaucedo3063 2 жыл бұрын
The last 30 mins about the zoo, about the capybaras, is disgustingly funny..
@Sprite_525 Жыл бұрын
22:08 *Shane* : “Adam Sandler is like white peoples’ Tyler Perry. Every black person must see _Little Nicky_ and be like ‘wtf is this?’ “
@frankrizzo2949 3 жыл бұрын
37:35 Shane pumpfakin` to his phone to look up facts about driving on opiates.
@shmoo1000 Жыл бұрын
I gotta say, both dawgz are pretty salt life
@deepaktoor7376 2 жыл бұрын
matts covid rant epic. and it was 2 years ago...
@earthtojay3664 5 ай бұрын
That haircut is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen 💀💀
@PROquickscope360 3 жыл бұрын
Matt awesome stuff too dude love it
@dougjohnson3737 28 күн бұрын
Matt’s haircut is hilarious😅
@BurnoutBushido 3 жыл бұрын
Matt will get CRACKED OPEN AND CLEANED OUT
@Tyler-lq3eu 2 жыл бұрын
MAKE NO MISTAKE
@ryanpipeline2559 2 жыл бұрын
It’s what it is cuz
@westxranchin 10 күн бұрын
I had forgotten Pro-masking Shane. The only thing in my life I’ve ever tried to forget about related to him.
@bryanUFCFightPicks 4 ай бұрын
One hour and six minutes in I’m laughing so hard I can’t switch lanes
@drinkvapejuice4783 3 жыл бұрын
I’m the funny one of the group, I do a lot of anchorman 😎
@WRoark 2 жыл бұрын
I’m an hour in and I have only been listening and didn’t even know there was a 3rd guy until I looked at my phone
@James-xj3bl 8 ай бұрын
Anybody else get excited when Matt didn't know what a Capybara was?
@wyattatkinson7322 Жыл бұрын
And thus, the pelaton bit was born! ❤❤😂😂
@MANEIABENDEROFFICAL 7 ай бұрын
as a floridian and master at the art of salt life matt is very salt life and shane is obviously absolute buccaneers
@hi_tech_reptiles 4 ай бұрын
Some ants have venom-esque acids and enzymes but its via a stinger, like Bullet Ants, Fire Ants etc. for anyone wondering.
@henners1574 9 ай бұрын
cold pod guys
@eddieharman3650 3 жыл бұрын
Fool me once. Fool me, can't get fooled again.
@moonmuscle3332 6 ай бұрын
1:36:51 salt life joke gets me everytime.....Shane has it 100%
@BumpyJones Жыл бұрын
So it’s literally called “Bed Bug Syndrome” it’s real and I’ve had it. Cincinnati Ohio was the worst place in the country for bed bugs
@jack.hanley 2 ай бұрын
I’ve listened to this episode probably 5/6 times
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