Matteo Lane Goes To Target

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Matteo Lane Goes To Target

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@Panjalin 6 ай бұрын

Matteo goes IKEA. Make it happen.

@gemfem777 6 ай бұрын

DYING Matteo mimicking Nick wanting to make cookies in an air fryer 💀

@AdviceFromAHipoCrite 6 ай бұрын

i did that once… its a sad point of life

@AMPProf 6 ай бұрын

Cookies in air fryer :YASSSSS they were burnt oops my bad

@carbonfrog1 6 ай бұрын

I did that once and it actually works:)

@MothraMissWorld 6 ай бұрын

I could watch Matteo wandering around stores commenting on random things for hours

@hermeticbear 6 ай бұрын

Apparently Matteo's weakness is kitchenware

@IceAintNice 6 ай бұрын

Due in large part because he’s an amazing cook.

@anrato3866 6 ай бұрын

I love cooking and have to cook everyday. also my work involves a lot of handwriting on paper. so ... clothes, makeup, tech or trinkets do nothing for me. but do not let me loose in a nice kitchenware store or ANY stationary shop. I will always find something that I desparately neeeeeed.

@AMPProf 6 ай бұрын

yah but

@kaboombox1581 6 ай бұрын

“What do I need? What do I NEED?” Dude, you need a cart.

@lauraskovbo 6 ай бұрын

Adulthood in one video "this is a strainer!!! uh! I'm so happy!"

@RBarnett421 5 ай бұрын

Do you have a favorite burner on the stove top? Lol I relate to strainer too much

@lauraskovbo 5 ай бұрын

@@RBarnett421 I want it

@Imbatmn57 Ай бұрын

I just spent entirely too much money on bird curtain holders😂.

@TheDancingBell 6 ай бұрын

I don't know what it is, but I'd watch matteo go shopping in every store that's ever existed

@The_Forseti 6 ай бұрын

Matteo's salt and pepper facial hair is working for him.

@ednakrabapoly 6 ай бұрын

I just said the same thing

@BooTheBeagle 6 ай бұрын

I just wanna see him in Flannel

@redfieldbjgprod 6 ай бұрын

He looks hot, simply put.

@zenpool 6 ай бұрын

I blame Rodrigo 😂

@Bad4L1fe 6 ай бұрын

😂😂@@zenpool

@quantafreeze 6 ай бұрын

This is a great episode. Seeing Mateo go from a cynical comic to a giddy homosexual in the housewares.

@jenniferlink7520 6 ай бұрын

Matteo’s Nick impression always gets me 😂

@pattdunn9845 6 ай бұрын

There spot on!

@EmJob8 6 ай бұрын

It's in our blood. Like cats know how to hunt mice. hahahahah

@TKGTV 6 ай бұрын

On carts with squeaky wheels: “Now you’re just walking around with the back vocals of Mariah Carey the entire time!” This took me out 😂😂😂

@teralmiles 6 ай бұрын

Same. I had to play it back a few times to hear her

@Turtlpwr 6 ай бұрын

“No italian home has ever said “we’re lucky”. Truer words have never been spoken

@calebmanana6381 6 ай бұрын

Honestly im gonna need a Matteo Lane Goes To Chuck-E-Cheese

@Nehu_22 6 ай бұрын

With Nick if possible

@vivianamora7505 6 ай бұрын

Agreed 💯

@michellewasthere 6 ай бұрын

"It's already happening to me, how do they do this to us?!?" 😆

@BD-eu1id 6 ай бұрын

Manhattan Targets ARE just CVS! What a perfect description.

@planestrainsdogsncars4336 6 ай бұрын

Or conversely CVS are just like Target...''oh you do prescriptions here, I had know idea''.

@Therapistlife13 6 ай бұрын

I checked out in Target over the weekend. Behind me was a man with literally just a gallon of milk. Both the cashier and myself burst out laughing. As neither of us had ever seen this, and because of the endless amounts of memes with people needing to go into Target for a gallon of milk and coming out with a giraffe and someone else's child, and no milk. The man said that he volunteers to get the milk to save the family time and money. 😅 😂

@melissak8892 6 ай бұрын

emphasis on the "money"

@martinkitchin6204 6 ай бұрын

It's like popping into IKEA in the UK saying "I'll just have one of their complimentary coffees"" and then emerging two hours later pushing a flat - bed trolley back to the carpark.... 😅

@Therapistlife13 6 ай бұрын

@@martinkitchin6204 Or an Ikea in the US. 🤣🤣🙈💁‍♀️

@lkf8799 6 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he forgot it earlier buying a bunch of stuff not on his list 😂

@tannercollins9863 6 ай бұрын

Someone else's kid hahaha

@elleohai 6 ай бұрын

Twister - "even as a 4 yr old i was like 'this is inappropriate'." lol!

@IceAintNice 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Vidar_Odinson 6 ай бұрын

Hearing the squeaky trolley later in the background made me giggle

@teralmiles 6 ай бұрын

Cause it’s just a sweet, sweet fantasy baby…

@brittanyfuller3461 6 ай бұрын

It was everywhere! 😂

@joaocabral3143 6 ай бұрын

"I can't leave here with a trashcan, can I?...just carry myself out....." Food flew out of my mouth....LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RagingRaven88 6 ай бұрын

9:26 "No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries." Had me dying 🤣

@seven2742 6 ай бұрын

IKR! Unexpectedly lol

@Eviltwin531 6 ай бұрын

I was funny to watch him succumb to the Target siren song in real time. "People come in her and load up on a bunch of stuff they don't plan on getti... I NEED DIS!"

@stillbald5827 6 ай бұрын

Matteo’s look is giving strong George Michael energy, in the best possible way.

@MM-zs7rp 6 ай бұрын

More Matteo in any form. Alone, with Nick, on stage, in life - I just want more since he can’t be my best friend.

@gemfem777 6 ай бұрын

Dude the squeaking shopping cart the whole video 😂😂😂

@soloseraphimheartsong3710 6 ай бұрын

I love the multiple gay gasps. 😅

@immabigkidnow1 6 ай бұрын

You know it’s gunna be a good video when he has his North Face jacket on 😂

@AshleyPaquin1 6 ай бұрын

And keeps his glasses on

@rushspotting 6 ай бұрын

His workin' jacket

@ImgettingtheVibe 6 ай бұрын

Does anybody else appreciate the fact that Mateo put these videos out in the morning it’s just such a great way to get my day started even though I woke up four hours ago

@Buzzygirl63 6 ай бұрын

That "S" thing was around when I was a kid in the 1970s! I have that EXACT soap dispenser in my bathroom too, LOL

@SuziPoozi 6 ай бұрын

For some reason, it makes me think of the band Styx. Was this part of the logo of their name?

@Buzzygirl63 6 ай бұрын

@@SuziPoozi Not that I can recall but I don't doubt that it was included in various graffiti of the day :)

@SuziPoozi 6 ай бұрын

@@Buzzygirl63 I would swear that it was part of a band's logo for their name. It's funny he brought that up because I was thinking about this the other day when somebody else had brought it up. Is always drawn on those hardcover blue denim looking binders.

@norcaliboy99 4 ай бұрын

It was the logo for the “Stussy” clothing brand.

@SuziPoozi 4 ай бұрын

@@norcaliboy99 is that what it is? I live in Washington state and I've never heard of that brand until the early nineties. It cracks me up that that symbols been so popular yet nobody knows where it came from. LOL. You solved the great mystery

@greasemonkey060 6 ай бұрын

Holy shit the impression of nick at 4:12 😅😅😅

@localsonezen 6 ай бұрын

matteo coming through with the wolverine slander and storm praise i knew i could trust him!

@sammie578 6 ай бұрын

These videos make me so happy, I can’t believe it😊❤ Stores should start paying Matteo to make these, he’s the best marketer they could hope for!

@laurengautschi2109 6 ай бұрын

The “S thing” and gel pens were my entire childhood

@AMPProf 6 ай бұрын

gurls are weird

@AMPProf 6 ай бұрын

what

@HylianFox3 4 ай бұрын

I remember those huge pens that had like 50 different colors in them, and they NEVER worked.

@johnayalachef 6 ай бұрын

You and your husband go to ikea to buy curtains. That’s the video I need and we all want.

@Tulpen23 6 ай бұрын

Yaaaaaaaaaassssss 😂

@miguelflores3595 6 ай бұрын

Matteo not realizing how dangerous target is lol you go in not knowing what you want and you come out with random shit

@AMPProf 6 ай бұрын

naww thats wal mart

@AMPProf 6 ай бұрын

come out fealing drunk

@MrLK07 6 ай бұрын

giving "coco peru goes to target" vibes lol

@winc06 6 ай бұрын

"Ru Paul's Drag Race". Still laughing.

@MrVacca 6 ай бұрын

Thank you for representing the white spot bearded bro.

@SuperKen6184 6 ай бұрын

The Target Effect in full effect! 😄Matteo’s reactions are priceless! 😂😂😂

@cme5176 6 ай бұрын

Hi Mateo! Was doing the "S" in 5th grade back in '78. You're serving w/ rhe developing beard...I LIVE for your impersonations of Nick! Thanks for the early Sunday laugh out loud! 😂

@Dan7ei 6 ай бұрын

Of all the things Matteo picks at Target, he gets a strainer. 😂

@KBcollision 6 ай бұрын

OMG yes! Notebooks dedicated to friends! I thought this was just a local thing… so funnhy to hear Matteo reference it. OMG this vid was hilarious

@nothingbutheartache1314 6 ай бұрын

Reminds me of "slam books' back in my high school days!

@jennathompson4242 6 ай бұрын

I can't express how down I am too watch videos of Matteo just doing shit😂

@smartypants7954 6 ай бұрын

Can tell Matteo is married now... Grey hairs 😁

@meetmeinva 6 ай бұрын

I love your retail in-store video’s. Please do one for Macy’s (and the disaster that it’s morphed into).

@Liz-in8lu 6 ай бұрын

😂

@sexyone325 6 ай бұрын

Yesss Mateo, Storm is my favorite X-men member. Her powers are the best. I met the voice actor at a convention and it was the best moment of my life.

@TxVoodoo_ 6 ай бұрын

"One knife" isn't like a man in the forest, it's like an Italian nonna with her one paring knife that's used for EVERYTHING. Cinnamon sugar poptarts are the best. I am so with you on the Stanleys. No, if someone even whispers "buona fortuna" someone slightly behind them is making the horns symbol to ward off malocchio!

@marjharvey1 6 ай бұрын

Dear Potato Lane, I enjoyed this YT @ Target like I was watching a shoegasm high heeled picture show with my credit card in hand.

@FuzzyBSMcgee 6 ай бұрын

This beard shape + sunglass combo is giving evil gay mafia lmao

@sickindifference6662 6 ай бұрын

You and Coco Peru needs to happen!

@ms.laterholmes2890 6 ай бұрын

Remember, layaway?😂

@slowdownbuddy 6 ай бұрын

Omg I didn't until now 😂

@DKF_oli 6 ай бұрын

Kmart layaway. Rip.

@gavinsmith6108 6 ай бұрын

Hearing matteo nerd out is fantastic

@wiiloveu7878 6 ай бұрын

I can understand Mateo not liking Eevee but him not liking Lapras kinda surprised me. Something about it just feels like a pokemon that he'd enjoy. Also I love his excitement when he sees the pokemon stuff!

@tina-uw2fy 6 ай бұрын

As someone who moved from Montreal to an island in Greece with absolutely no stores, I could watch this all day! I want to see the cab ride there and the dinner after. Go to Costco please

@Tulpen23 6 ай бұрын

Ooo yes Costco! (Also vicariously watching from Europe)

@livinthedream777 6 ай бұрын

looking at the "so glad you're here" welcome matt - "I don't think anyone means that." So true (for most) and hilarious.🤣

@JuniperJupiter23 4 ай бұрын

Lol Matteo calling out the little Target shopping carts while wearing a jacket with a label on the front _and the back_ of his jacket. 😂

@tommy_when 6 ай бұрын

i LOVE the matteo goes to ____ series

@JazzonAA 6 ай бұрын

2:00 -Use the back of the paper! -But I can see through it! This happened to me so many times dang I feel so seen uvu

@ameliawasserman4640 6 ай бұрын

“How does this happen so quickly?!” Matteo speaking for all of us 😂😂😂😂😂

@MrJackEnnis 6 ай бұрын

I need a part 2 and 3 of this please!

@_m_m4 6 ай бұрын

3:58 Get the instant pot!! It’s soooo worth it ❤😊

@KevinSigman 6 ай бұрын

"No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries." 😂💀

@anavelasquez7356 6 ай бұрын

Mi amor, that beard…. Love the target tour 😂

@traviss5401 6 ай бұрын

My favorite color is orange too!!! You’re the first person I’ve ever heard say they like it too. 😊

@trickwillis 6 ай бұрын

Mateo debuts beard at Target 🎯

@AV-nk9kp 6 ай бұрын

Whats with the sunglasses? Yr not Anna Wintour sweetee dahling!🤣

@Liz-in8lu 6 ай бұрын

😂

@MrKeni420 6 ай бұрын

Matteo with a beard, uummm yes sir!

@jennnicholls6033 6 ай бұрын

You just reecacted the conversation in every womans head while sipping her latte and listening to her podcast. Or white noise. It's paradise.

@Queenfairypants 6 ай бұрын

I would have shared my gel pens with you Potato!

@zzizahacallar 6 ай бұрын

I work part time at Target. It so difficult not to keep buying stuff.

@vapor4den 6 ай бұрын

8:38 Damn if you Know, you Know, We are Old Matteo...

@djguydan 6 ай бұрын

This is the most relatable content Matteo has ever done.

@txrabbit 6 ай бұрын

Matteo, LOVE the new Bottom Daddy look! 😀

@inoba5891 6 ай бұрын

More, please 😂 I'm living the American life (while actually being in another continent). Between you and Nick, my mental health is kept in one piece! LOVE FROM GREECE❤❤

@michaelanthonyfonteboachav3826 6 ай бұрын

I never thought hearing someone walk around a target taking shit would be so entertain, but here I am like: whoo, let me watch this with a glass of wine!

@datingissuchadrag8461 6 ай бұрын

This is the tour of Target i didn't know i needed. Thank you Matteo! 💗🎉😂

@lisa6621 6 ай бұрын

Look at you and that facial hair.. wow.. Nice Matteo!!

@dariiamirtalipova 6 ай бұрын

"THAT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE!" X'D ^My five year old niece (who I didn't notice watching over my shoulder) reacting to Matteo commenting on the toy shopping cart, "Now you can shop like mommy!"

@leonardascorpius5304 6 ай бұрын

Matteo is the best friend I seriously need to have right about now 😂

@0rangelily11 6 ай бұрын

Do I need to get a storage unit? relatable LOL

@heatherconway4975 6 ай бұрын

Mateo, you totally look like George Michael going thru Target with you sunglasses on!! Love!!

@herron321 6 ай бұрын

"I was never impressed with Lapras" - Matteo 2024

@flojohobbit5084 6 ай бұрын

This is giving me Coco Peru - love it!

@ericamserrato 6 ай бұрын

The stick S was a necessity on all new binders or spirals back in the day 😂

@arshanadouband6577 6 ай бұрын

you’re the first gay Italian drug lord with that beard😂🔥

@cyvan9759 6 ай бұрын

I didn't know I need this but here I am. I can just watch Matteo shopping all day.

@MegPank 6 ай бұрын

I love that I could hear that squeaky cart for the next 5 minutes after it went past. 😆😆 It's going to haunt my dreams.

@minam.2730 6 ай бұрын

I love this "let's go to 'whatever' store" series that you've been sharing. You tell great stories, you get so excited about some items, and you very rightly roast others. (I could not agree more with you on La Croix. I really don't like any of them.) Thank you for your content! You're always hilarious, and you make my day.

@pegm5937 6 ай бұрын

This is SO much fun! Side note: why are the shelves so empty?

@VonSnakes 6 ай бұрын

Can't wait for Matteo Lane does his taxes.

@binneyhamilton6941 6 ай бұрын

😂🤣😅😂

@jacobgonzales-butorac6733 6 ай бұрын

The Beard is working!!!! 🙌🔥🔥

@nicob2063 6 ай бұрын

Two things: 1 - How the fuck does Matteo make a visit to Target so entertaining and 2 - The sunglasses inside -LMAO! I am living for this whole video.

@lailaagrado 6 ай бұрын

Daaaam Matteo became from twink -hunk and now daddy! :P ♥♥♥ 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

@haydensnethkamp1 6 ай бұрын

Matteo looks like a back woods mechanic that only works on lifted trucks and Camaros

@planestrainsdogsncars4336 6 ай бұрын

It's all smoke and mirrors though...😂

@tarakoehn8239 6 ай бұрын

YES - I had notebooks with all of my friends (back from the late 80's)! I still have a few that I go back and read - omg - too funny that you brought this up! Love you!!

@greensandrhythm9061 6 ай бұрын

My two best friends and I in high school had a group notebook. Very glad it never fell into the wrong hands. We said allllll the things lol!

@C_M_R 6 ай бұрын

With that beard and those glasses, Matteo looks like a guy that has to inform his neighbours that he is moving into the area. 🖤

@Guevon_Pajaro 6 ай бұрын

I wish I had transport to omaha, your tour finally came thru my neck of the woods in Nebraska, and I SO want to make the omaha show! youre the best matteo, hilarious. these little videos are awesome too man