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Matteo Lane Roasts SPIRIT HALLOWEEN

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Matteo Lane

Matteo Lane

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@blurayboy
@blurayboy Жыл бұрын
I didn’t know I needed an entire video of Matteo gasping at costumes but evidently I did
@fleon7316
@fleon7316 Жыл бұрын
I was living
@livewiiiiire
@livewiiiiire Жыл бұрын
I would watch him do anything, really lol he has such charisma and character.
@t.w.parker7528
@t.w.parker7528 Жыл бұрын
You needed it. You know you did. 😋
@t.w.parker7528
@t.w.parker7528 Жыл бұрын
@@livewiiiiire Come on now don't fawn too much
@orlandocordova5183
@orlandocordova5183 Жыл бұрын
Right!
@randomcdude4430
@randomcdude4430 Жыл бұрын
Video title: Mateo Roasts Halloween Store ... What it actually is: Mateo just unironically having a good time and fawning over Halloween. This was such a wholesome good time. Thank you for sharing this.
@daemonphil3132
@daemonphil3132 Жыл бұрын
this man is sooooooooo funny !
@taylorh1020
@taylorh1020 Жыл бұрын
Such a better title! So funny
@Corbomite_Meatballs
@Corbomite_Meatballs Жыл бұрын
Well, it is considered "Gay Christmas", so it makes sense he's enjoying himself.
@wrahvin
@wrahvin Жыл бұрын
i would watch matteo playing baseball..
@LoddyDah
@LoddyDah Жыл бұрын
@@wrahvin oh that would be a pastime 😆🙏😌
@darkcrystal2198
@darkcrystal2198 Жыл бұрын
I love how Mateo was holding the septor like a bouquet of flowers.
@videocliplover
@videocliplover Жыл бұрын
Same 😂❤
@stephaniebaker6001
@stephaniebaker6001 Жыл бұрын
Probably unning around the store waving his scepter around at people and declaring "Poof! You're now a fairy!" Whist sprinkling glitter all over them! 🤣🧚‍♂️
@usagi32211
@usagi32211 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing after he roasted the Woody costume knowing that's what Nick had to wear later.
@lkafjkakjf333
@lkafjkakjf333 Жыл бұрын
Now knowing how much he loves Avatar, I need Mateo to roast a comic-con.
@lollypop3718
@lollypop3718 Жыл бұрын
ooooo!!! Brilliant!!! I love that idea!!!😁
@jamerandmunc3619
@jamerandmunc3619 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@jeremyphillips7827
@jeremyphillips7827 Жыл бұрын
I'm a big fan of your comedy, and I was impressed when I found out you can cook, but when I saw your reaction to the blue spirit mask from _Avatar: The Last Airbender,_ I swear I heard wedding bells. 🥰
@SevCaswell
@SevCaswell Жыл бұрын
*begins to sing I Can Hear the Bells from Hairspray*
@peabody1976
@peabody1976 Жыл бұрын
Take a drink every time Matteo gasps. **The viewers are all dead of alcohol poisoning by the end of the video** 🥃 All costumes lead to Rome, I suppose, including Egypt and Greece. One year, I went as Hermione Granger and because I didn't want to waste a wig the next year I went as Korra.
@joshuabridges1517
@joshuabridges1517 Жыл бұрын
The amount of gay gasps… 😂 here for it!
@grae8722
@grae8722 Жыл бұрын
Matteo being an Avatar the last air bender fan has made my day and this will be in my favs
@rickgarms7656
@rickgarms7656 Жыл бұрын
Before Drag became the 'mainstream' version of itself, a group of 4 or 5 of us would do group themed drag. The last time we all wore vintage Caftans (aka Moo-Moos) with Bouffant Wigs. Real retro 60's-70's. Sorta Valley of the Dolls meets cocaine. There was enough Aqua Net Super Hold on those wigs to start a forest fire! hahaha.
@MrNunyoBidness
@MrNunyoBidness Жыл бұрын
Me: Why does Matteo roast so many things that I like? Also me: Why do I keep wanting to watch Matteo roast the things I like?
@Eviltwin531
@Eviltwin531 Жыл бұрын
And re: 5:30. I know what happened to that Pharaoh costume's missing pyramids. There's a restaurant in my hometown that has a stock photo of the pyramids on its roadside sign... it's a sushi bar.
@phoebesmith9089
@phoebesmith9089 Жыл бұрын
This makes me miss taking my kids to get Halloween costumes every year when they were little… 😢
@fluffycow
@fluffycow Жыл бұрын
But them costumes anyway and give it to them. They won’t wear it, but if you do it every year they’ll get the message. 😂
@nativetexan6628
@nativetexan6628 Жыл бұрын
Oh you wuss!!! I made my kids costumes! I made my costumes! I made everybody's costumes! Now you wanna wax nostalgic because you wiped out? Lmfao!!! The best one I think was making a dragon costume which I had to stuff with plastic grocery bags and everybody was stepping on my son's tail all day at school. I went to work at the phone company as the bride of Frankenstein and when I went to the party afterwards my daughter would not ride home with me! And the time I got a plastic mold of some humongous plastic boobs and covered them with some matching flesh tone latex! People would turn on their heels, then laugh their ass off! So don't give up on Halloween! Get out there and serve Halloween out of the trunk of your car! That will really scare the hell out of them!!! I loveHalloween! I'm 68 years old and I still love Halloween.
@TheBluestflamingos
@TheBluestflamingos Жыл бұрын
Go yourself or with friends! I'm sure you can find a costume event where adults are welcome.
@LuckyJujube
@LuckyJujube Жыл бұрын
I go to the Halloween store every year and I don't have kids.
@erinfield1943
@erinfield1943 Жыл бұрын
Aww hi mom of the comment section.
@raymondbeltzer4995
@raymondbeltzer4995 Жыл бұрын
Next video is Matteo visiting random places with the Maleficent staff, lol.
@the_Toby_dream_life
@the_Toby_dream_life Жыл бұрын
I sure hope so!!!
@paulthomas4292
@paulthomas4292 Жыл бұрын
Please God, make this happen! 🥹
@lurklingX
@lurklingX Жыл бұрын
ngl that staff was pretty cool.
@enzomthethwa5861
@enzomthethwa5861 Жыл бұрын
OMG Hearing Matteo one moment with a deep voice then the next moment with woman's gasp catches me off guard *every time* ! 😂🤣😂🤣
@Ty-ih9cu
@Ty-ih9cu Жыл бұрын
The first wives club costume story 🤣🤣🤣
@simonfea2
@simonfea2 Жыл бұрын
He is just so damn adorable.
@ilovehatecomments4238
@ilovehatecomments4238 Жыл бұрын
all i got from the last sentence was "Yeah I got these 2 different costume parts, but im going to be the one I didnt buy" 😂
@the_Toby_dream_life
@the_Toby_dream_life Жыл бұрын
I know exactly!!! I love u!!!
@jameshero5755
@jameshero5755 Жыл бұрын
Matteo is the rotisserie at the grocery... and i will always buy the chicken that comes from it.
@j.c.5749
@j.c.5749 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Matteo for the approval on the dinosaur inflatables! I totally need one or two, or an entire work week's business casual closet full!
@lurklingX
@lurklingX Жыл бұрын
he's right, that movement makes it so funny every time! second only to the dog version which had me spit out my drink laughing.
@joebodsford1683
@joebodsford1683 Жыл бұрын
"this looks like a close-up of an sti" I'M DEAD
@cosmicwanderer2912
@cosmicwanderer2912 Жыл бұрын
It's the "*GASP* oh my god" for me😂🤧
@eyechartny
@eyechartny Жыл бұрын
The Barney song spoof I remembered is "I love you, you love me, homosexuality, people think that we're friends, actually we're lesbians."
@thelegendoflivz
@thelegendoflivz Жыл бұрын
So true about Halsted. I was DRESSED to see Gaga and was so self conscious until I made it to Waveland & Halsted. Once I hit that block I instantly felt better and good about my fit. I should store some fun costume masks in my bag so I won't be caught under dressed in town on my next trip to Whole Foods.
@teralmiles
@teralmiles Жыл бұрын
Those gay gasps though…
@OuchMyNardz
@OuchMyNardz Жыл бұрын
Goddammit. my friends are all going as dinos and I was on the fence about getting one of those inflatable t-rex costumes, but now that you've approved of it, I have to.
@NWolfsson
@NWolfsson Жыл бұрын
7:49 This guy knows where he is working and decided to make the customers EXPERIENCE the place :')
@BruthaB100
@BruthaB100 Жыл бұрын
1:47 The gasps! 🤣🤣 Almost sounds like he's weezing from astonishment
@dziobak101
@dziobak101 Жыл бұрын
“I have a Maleficent and Avatar: Last Airbender costume… I think I’m just gonna be a skeleton.”
@HazelwithaZ
@HazelwithaZ Жыл бұрын
Omg, I want a Blue Spirit mask!! I was gasping right along with you!!
@genevacacioppo
@genevacacioppo Жыл бұрын
My life is really tough right now, you keep making me laugh. Thank you very much. Comedy is going to save us in these times. Thank you.
@lifewriter7455
@lifewriter7455 Жыл бұрын
Matteo is so cute with his grayish short cut, such an adorable fun daddy 🖤😃👍
@JamieHaDov
@JamieHaDov Жыл бұрын
Preschool…ruby red slippers…since were the same age I actually think i know the branded “ruby slippers” you’re talking about. There was a random “omg wizard of oz” thing that happened in the super late 80s and my great aunt got my gay ass a pair of the slippers. My grandma hid then in her house for me when I came over. I also used to play in her furs. How did they not know lol
@DawgMama
@DawgMama Жыл бұрын
Thank you for speaking my exact thoughts about both Angelinia Jolie as Mileficent and Halle Bailey's voice. Idgaf what color she is, all you have to do is listen to know that she's Ariel.
@jonathanwall8074
@jonathanwall8074 Жыл бұрын
🤣 my boyfriend wanted the cheeto. Im using this vid to convince him he doesn't want it. Also we did this the other day and its such a blast to roast them...but we totally missed Rome!
@charlottegibbs8950
@charlottegibbs8950 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much. This checks the box for me for this year's costume shopping. Saved me, like, $50.
@mehlover
@mehlover Жыл бұрын
It's so wholesome seeing him gush about ATLA and all his old memories. Awesome Aunt and Uncle!
@grimslepers
@grimslepers Жыл бұрын
matteo lane gave me life while I was alone in italy for three weeks thank you SNIFF
@workprince8521
@workprince8521 Жыл бұрын
Every time I see a video of Matteo, I want to give him a hug...
@bennyenfinger9671
@bennyenfinger9671 Жыл бұрын
The gasps. LMAO
@Patch1xo
@Patch1xo Жыл бұрын
We need to see the staff put together and twirled!!! How can you keep that joy from us?!!!!
@stephaniebaker6001
@stephaniebaker6001 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely ADORE this incredibly FABULOUS man! I'd literally go trick-or-treating with him if I could (yes, as adults! I'd be the witch or the vampire! 😁) Watching Matteo run around that place like he was an 8 year old girl was just SO freaking cute! "I don't care, I'm buying this scepter!" That's just so awesome and sweet. He's perfectly content to unabashedly prance around the store as a young little princess would! He's just so much fun to watch here and it is impossible to NOT love the guy! His enthusiasm is contagious and his constant gasping is hysterically funny! Like I said (elsewhere in the comments here) I wish he was my kid!!! I am absolutely in LOVE with this hyperactive, whirlwind of a doll! 💜💜💜
@blankman4719
@blankman4719 Жыл бұрын
I had no idea inflatable dinosaur costumes were a thing!
@annettecalandriello1123
@annettecalandriello1123 Жыл бұрын
I love this man.
@TomWDW1
@TomWDW1 Жыл бұрын
Your story about the straight people not getting The First Wives' Club is priceless and so relatable.
@ArtemisNYC
@ArtemisNYC Жыл бұрын
"Can you imagine walking up like 'can I have another vodka soda' and you're just in this fucking outfit all night?" LOL
@lavendermagic84
@lavendermagic84 Жыл бұрын
Damn, I feel like each Spirit Halloween store everywhere else is more fully stocked than the ones I live near. This is my first time seeing Dorothy's ruby slippers or that Medusa snake headband at one of these stores, and they look pretty cool.
@BaconNMegs
@BaconNMegs Жыл бұрын
My moms Italian and that’s just a separate point but she got some black shoes and couldn’t decide if she wanted white or black laces, so she put white on one and black on the other lol I told her it looked silly and now I’m seeing Mateo we’re different color shoes 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ such a funny coincidence
@LoddyDah
@LoddyDah Жыл бұрын
Some people are different but really the same. Weird.
@jerrygereden
@jerrygereden Жыл бұрын
a gay winning a costume contest at a lesbian bar is not really surprising
@dynamopirate470
@dynamopirate470 Жыл бұрын
Please, I need this as a yearly event in my life. Never stop roasting Spirit.
@jamerandmunc3619
@jamerandmunc3619 Жыл бұрын
As a straight man, I never knew I needed Matteo videos in my life.... he is brilliant and I'm a fan
@MikeMGTV
@MikeMGTV Жыл бұрын
lmao this was amzing
@clintledbetter
@clintledbetter Жыл бұрын
The title of this video should of have been "Matteo Lane and an endless string of gasps"
@user-be8uv9sz5o
@user-be8uv9sz5o 5 ай бұрын
I’ve had a rough couple of days, and this really made me laugh. Thank you. I also love the inflatable T-Rex costume.
@white_isnt_a_race2338
@white_isnt_a_race2338 Жыл бұрын
I mean…. He could dress as Jarfar from Aladdin. He was all drama and we all know he at least had a 💅💅💅 streak
@valerioalessandrosizzi224
@valerioalessandrosizzi224 Жыл бұрын
4:30 "that's actually the straightest thing I've ever done in my life was enjoying the Ninja Turtles" - uhu, four ripped guys that enjoy eating pizza was probably an awakening more than the "straightest thing I've ever done" but don't worry Matteo, you are in good company. Ciao da Londra
@wysgyeman
@wysgyeman Жыл бұрын
My Grandson (14) wanted a dino costume for his birthday. Of course, I got it for him!! He had so much fun with it, his younger brother (9) wanted one, too. What Nonna's boys want, Nonna's boys get! Thank you, Amazon!
@mintgreen292
@mintgreen292 Жыл бұрын
I've never been to one of these before. I'm glad you went so I don't have to.
@nanvolentine9110
@nanvolentine9110 Жыл бұрын
That was fun! I agree with you about the T Rex costume, always entertaining. I enjoy any video with a racetrack full of stampeding T Rex!
@Breezy-bv9te
@Breezy-bv9te Жыл бұрын
I totally Loved Matteo going thru the Costume store! I just want to know his opinion on Everything. 🤣🤣
@SashaIvantic
@SashaIvantic Жыл бұрын
I've discovered your channel a little while ago. Love it!! Thanks for all your hard work!!!
@toxxicx
@toxxicx Жыл бұрын
how is it that every time someone tells their barney rumor it's a totally different one each time, like why was this an experience we all had
@opalcitrine
@opalcitrine 18 күн бұрын
2:16 "Can you IMAGINE walking into a costume party dressed as Woody??!" *Makes Nick dress up as Woody in the Haunted House video*
@alfonsotapia8202
@alfonsotapia8202 Жыл бұрын
I need a picture of the first wives club outfits. That's one of my favorite movies. Top 10 for sure.
@POV18
@POV18 Жыл бұрын
"I'm buying this, I don't give a ssssshhhit" saying this about everything from now on lmfao
@michaelmitchell1933
@michaelmitchell1933 Жыл бұрын
Now I need to see Matteo's Avatar fan art
@RealPumpkinJay
@RealPumpkinJay Жыл бұрын
“I like holding it” Yes, darling, we know you have a thing for long hard staffs… I can totally relate.
@tsvetomilivanov7618
@tsvetomilivanov7618 Жыл бұрын
I love the gaps every two minutes. “Ahh!”
@mare.bare.
@mare.bare. Жыл бұрын
So funny. Whoever edits your videos does a great job!
@chryslerv
@chryslerv Жыл бұрын
The gasps…loving it!
@amydaskilewicz9076
@amydaskilewicz9076 Жыл бұрын
That was a sweet story about Matteo's uncle making him a magic wand :-)
@4evrcurious
@4evrcurious Жыл бұрын
First Wives' Club!!! Omg, that would be an amazing group costume.
@KDParkes
@KDParkes Жыл бұрын
the little gasps totally make the video.
@robertvigneri1396
@robertvigneri1396 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! Totally want a date with Matteo!
@RozBaron
@RozBaron Жыл бұрын
lol, another hysterically funny video. hope you go with the skeleton costume. would love to see an update. :)
@o_oo_o1812
@o_oo_o1812 Жыл бұрын
he almost lost his avatar fanclub membership when he walked by those masks without picking one up
@manukahonei
@manukahonei Жыл бұрын
The man in the blue shirt walking with his hands on his hips at the very beginning 😭😭😭
@katc8332
@katc8332 Жыл бұрын
"i get called F****t alot" LMAO relatable
@mikkosimonen
@mikkosimonen Жыл бұрын
It's too late for this year's Halloween, but hear me out: skeleton costume, with the Blue Spirit mask, and the Maleficent staff.
@ElijahAtchley
@ElijahAtchley Жыл бұрын
You are 100% spot on about Maleficent.
@wellplayod1957
@wellplayod1957 Жыл бұрын
4:40 the fact that Matteo knows what Pikmin is gives me life
@mngarrison
@mngarrison Жыл бұрын
I audibly * gasped * at the ruby red slippers!
@hank_430
@hank_430 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE that you dressed up as the First Wives!!! OMG dead!
@Liminal_Galaxie
@Liminal_Galaxie Жыл бұрын
Agreed... I'm also never not happy to see that T Rex costume 🤣
@Silversky1113
@Silversky1113 Жыл бұрын
Would love to see more of the games and anime you're into. Matteo's gaming corner maybe.
@girl123interrupted
@girl123interrupted Жыл бұрын
“You wanna be pikachu? You’re wearing a thong” 🎉😂😂😂😂😂
@jennymulinaro6036
@jennymulinaro6036 Жыл бұрын
“.. I was obviously Bett Middler.” 😂😂😂
@denny7403
@denny7403 Жыл бұрын
I needed this positivity and cuteness in my life 😊
@LorraineStanton
@LorraineStanton Жыл бұрын
This is the best commercial they ever had!
@timberland3220
@timberland3220 Жыл бұрын
You give me Coco Peru vibes. What I would give to watch both of you going to a store and roasting it to the ground 😭
@SCAVULLO
@SCAVULLO Жыл бұрын
The straights vs the lesbian bar anecdote! LOL
@mamawray
@mamawray Жыл бұрын
Yay chunky highlights!! Let's bring it back for just like a week. Can we, please?
@njuta
@njuta Жыл бұрын
I can't tell you how happy I am that you went back to get Zuko's mask!
@VapidToast
@VapidToast Жыл бұрын
When you got all excited about ATLA and the Blue Spirit, I knew you were my spirit animal
@melsyoutube
@melsyoutube Жыл бұрын
i just came from the mall of america video lmao i’m obsessed
@kaylynnewilson2992
@kaylynnewilson2992 Жыл бұрын
Was here for the comedy but definitely stayed for the pikmin reference, know he’s gay but I’m in love w him now
@bostonreese4807
@bostonreese4807 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for representing Italians in such a respectful and comedic way. Love you 💋
@white_isnt_a_race2338
@white_isnt_a_race2338 Жыл бұрын
The paparazzi caught the Pharaoh and Cleopatra on vacation. Oh and Barney was smoking 🚬 inside his suit and it caught fire 🔥
@taylorh1020
@taylorh1020 Жыл бұрын
Oh my lord this is the best. No roasting needed just happy gasping. So much fun.
@dianaledesma9031
@dianaledesma9031 Жыл бұрын
Gotta show us a pic of y’all as the first wives club!
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