Literally especially the clenched jaw and rigid posture 🤣

Honestly, if you don't hear him speak, he can pass as straight. He is the most straight-looking gay man! It was Neil Patrick Harris.

@@camerongist2159 no. As a gay man, he is queer coded af. Its the hairstyle plus facial hair and the outfit

@@A-ID-A-M Thank you

@@camerongist2159 for straight people yes but gay people know immediately when they see one

That part 😭

Meanwhile i live across from a school (ages 6 to 11) and when they let them outside it sounds like angry hyenas. The first few times after i moved, i was genuinely afraid of what was happening outside my windows 😳 One time i met two neighbors outside because we were all checking out the noise that had sounded like a shrieking, dying animal, only to realize it was the kids at recess. 👀

It really is though. I love hearing kids have fun and laughing. It’s so pure and innocent 🥲

That's a direct quote from me 😅

He say’s “love”. Thank you

Even Huey Lewis know that "It's Hip to be Square!"

That was so rude, how dare he body shame spongebob LOL This is just a joke BTW

Lmaoooooooo

​@@lawrencewalston2272 HEY PAUL!!

Lmao, I've never heard the yacking dolphin noise described as wiping down a window 😂 I'm gonna use that!

He really does

The way he said it made me think of the “oh my god nice ass” (something like that) line from Ghost Stories lmao

you r a gurl

That phrase is SOOO ME

Post capitalist expressionism

It really would.

Holding her purse, preferably

@@thomasholden500 YESSSS

It was kinda hilarious he was kinda wearing some 90s dadwear but now it's kinda more gay fashion.

Fr

I’m sure y’all never do anything dad wants to do .

@@daedae1522 He goes to fishing stores and shoe stores before 😒

@@lov3yzz I know it sucks but he goes where you want to. Just make it fair and hate every moment of it but be there 😂.

My husband has been training for this his whole life. He will be ready

That pose was Oscar worthy lol

gurl it’s fine he didn’t deserve you anyways

You deserve better honey

dw theres plenty more fish in the sea

@@92brofish OH MY GOD LMAO

You should have seen the red flags - He's always swimming forward.

what are they supposed to do 😭😭

@@fgkayla8924 at least swim around dammit 😂😂

@@fgkayla8924 idk a backflip

Besides swimming?

How dare these fish not walk 🙄🙄

Another mid-40s straight dude agrees.

@@FallenRingbearer I guess I'd have to be a guy to get in on that action, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring anyway.

I love that! He seems like he would be so fun to have around and is so cute

That's the same thing I say when I get released from home.

I've said that before...my mom gaped at me lmao 😂

I love that part! 😂😂

@@Aura_Lucario Your mother did what at you?! 😳

That's what got me- XD

Rainforest Cafe was literally my childhood

How?!! Rainforest cafe have multiple video games now?!!

Spot On!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

I lost it lol 😂!!!!

Rainforest Cafe is actually good-

Memorized landmark thank you

I was just about to make that comment.

Just watched the rest of the video, at the end he was right next to the Cinnabon.

It is a little hard to find if you don't know its there

Yep, near where the Sears used to be.

AND SOOOO accurate😂😂😂

Do you get some low quality H&M leftovers in the US? Because here in Sweden the quality is very ok, I have some things from H&M which have lasted a couple of years for me.

@@blueeyedbaer Actually H&M clothes here in Spain are the same. I've bought some clothes that have lasted me for years, and I still wear them. They also have good quality jeans at affordable prices, I think. I've seen these differences all over the Internet with other shops (like Zara, which in Spain is very good) and food and supermarkets. It may be something cultural, I don't know.

@@blueeyedbaer I live in Canada and the quality is decent here. My favorite turtleneck from H&M is still doing good :)

Likewise, here in Bahrain it's definitely good quality, that's why I got all confused. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Actually, I bought one of my favourite shirts from H&M. 😊

In regard to "wholesome"... perhaps u, too, have no idea what "untucked" means ...😉

In Germany benches are everytime infront of classic Women Stores. Like clothes, shiny things, Soap or other wash yourself things..... They are only there. No bench before technical markets....... Maybe they know where they need them

Fr ✨

Really?? Screaming? I mean it was funny but it wasn’t THAT funny.. it was audibly blow air out of my nostrils funny

It's not that funny.... 🙄

Why? He's an obviously gay man. That's literally the one thing he's sure to say

@@pagejames8754 yeah but if he was straight and said that about a girl….. not funny

Finally some one else is talking about it

no fr it looks so good too 😭

I live in Shakopee. So yep I’m super close too.

@@Idontwant1 me too 😯😯

Well,I don't get it. I don't shop from H&M, so,I don't know, does it mean the quality is not good? Please!!! Could you explain it to me and maybe help me to avoid making a bad purchase?

I dunno either, I have clothes from HM that I’ve bought 10-15 years ago and they are still going strong 😂 Maybe American HM is different. I am from Europe.

​@@aikaterinimoschou9437 correct. The t shirts are getting holes just from being hung in the store. The material is that thin.

​@@sangetwc tbf, clothes made 10 years ago are way better quality than ones being made now

Literally as an MN local I was about to cry ;w; THERE IS ONE

Right!!!! I was thinking the same thing…

Yep. First floor by the east parking lot, my fat ass has been there way too much. Especially since the one in Edina closed.

I just remember it scented the cheap school dance dress store across the path from it... I cannot recall what it was called...

@@nikkikah2356 I know when I saw him on the escalator to the sea place I was like dude continue straight you’ll the Cinnabon 😂

Furries (myself included) "The correct opinion"

Sidon, my beloved. ❤

Soooo...Bruce from Finding Nemo?

Quite ironic, cause in my childhood, dolphins were insultingly called "gay sharks" cause theyre the uncool, more feminine version of sharks, which is also why my favorite animal is a turtle, not a dolphin, dolphins were ruined for me very early, but maybe thats a good thing, cause they turned out to be regular rapists.

​@@Phantasmen to be fair they are as degenerate if not less than humans.

It was a little hidden the last time I was there.

It was a little hidden the last time I was there.

He's gay he can't use Google

I was about to get worried that they got rid of the cinnabon lol

I like the implication that if he had found the Cinnabon, he would have devoured every single one and then eaten the entire store, ravaging everything in his path, sparing none for the rest of us.

Unfortunately they don't tolerate gay guys so yeah they will literally lose their head going to Dubai.

I'd love to lose my mind at the malls in Dubai.

my dad will wait in the car and then 10 minutes later he's standing outside the shop we're in like a creep waiting for us to notice

I completely understand why my dad did the same. He didn't want to go to the mall. He was there because my mom wanted to take the family shopping. Didn't matter what shop we went to, first place he went to was the sporting goods store and he would be there talking to the staff for hours. He was usually on a first name basis with the new guy and even sometimes helping him load shelves and/or racks by the time we showed up a few hours later telling him it was time to go. Sometimes, you just need to get away from the chaos of four hyperactive kids and a wife that doesn't enjoy/appreciate your company as much as she used to

@@gmstrbert2982 your dad sounds like a sweetheart

@@toxxicx wtf?😂😂😂 He gets bored?😂

@@emiliawilson4378 Sometimes, I wished he was a bit more rude as I was growing up 🤣 He'd say it was time to go, then get caught up talking to a complete stranger for the next two hours

LOLLLL IKR

@liana nah, worse

@liana but tbf im a minor so technically a kid ig??? But I'm a teen so idk

I'm 6 months pregnant and still not ready for that kind of lifestyle yet 🤣🤣🤣

I have never related to a random YT comment more

What's to stress about? I did a few years in retail and they were the most chill years of my life 😌

@@NoEvidenceForGod i feel like mall retail is a whole other level of Things Going On

Me going anywhere tbh

@@NoEvidenceForGodNot much but during the holiday season… dear lord

His??????

@@eupo5936 yeah?

@@dontmindme2267 just realized the commenter is a girl. Makes sense.

@@eupo5936 or ukno, gay people exist. even though OP isn’t a gay man, there wouldn’t be an issue if they were 🤷‍♀️

@@lizzie5496 Listen, my friend. In the real world, we assume people are straight unless they are obviously gay or they say so. It’s simply how the world is.

Same.. And i have two myself 😂

I am the oldest child with one sibling but same.

Jajaja

Right???

Me too, but I birthed them so I can’t leave. 😂😉

IKR?

@@lily.handler Actually, he's at the Mall of America in Minnesota. Literally says that's where he is in the title.

That's full dad realness though

@@melisamaras where does it say that?

@@shinxsupportstransrights8501 in the title.

Stop with the shark slander. There are way better meals right there in the water than a human. Pretty much any marine animal is more appetizing to a shark than eating humans. We eat considerably more sharks than sharks eat humans.

@@tonydai782 . . . Lunch

@@tonydai782 true but also it was kinda funny

It's a shark, not a Hippo

@@tonydai782 lol Katie Halper is that you?

We are not thirsty, but we might sip 👀

@@yudeok413???

Its okay, its only for one day.

You're

You’re

i went there and got dress shirts they're actually really nice i'd recommend it

And walk in, you see drag queens fighting with each other

Untuck It got me.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA like they should've something to do

Once I turned 22 I know understand what he means😂

LOVE

Same and yes there is

there is more than one lmao

It’s on the first floor close to Barnes and Noble. If I remember correctly.

I live in Minnesota and I'm pretty sure that there's at least two cinnabons in the Mall of America LOL

Does this mean Matteo is a top?! Idk what he is, I thought he’d be a verse bottom/true bottom, but this throws a wrench in everything

@@jasonvargas7564 hmm are you saying that either can't admire a good butt? Is it only Tops?

I remember when people that shopped at Abercrombie didn't shop at Hot Topic. That store has really gone to hell 😅

I want to go

The Sprawl Of Gamorah.... Worked in camp snoopy for years.... Sponge Bob was considered offensive until it wasn't..... I PREFER IKEA ... across the parking from MOA.

Went to the comments to comment that they totally have one.