Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they say But that's just not true Roses are red Poppy's are too But violets are violet They simply aren't blue To call something blue When its not we defile it But fuck this rant Its hard to rhyme violet.
@pizzamaster3557 жыл бұрын
SOME ONE GIVE THIS MAN AN OSCAR
@klara9047 жыл бұрын
Phanic! At my green chemical fall out pilots did you make this up or just copy paste it
@aliboombia7 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Copy and paste is dead Make your own jokes And dont be that bloke
@Epicmonk1177 жыл бұрын
Phanic! At my green chemical fall out pilots haha!
@rhodacassar94577 жыл бұрын
Phanic! At my green chemical fall out pilots a
@arnavagarwal64077 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Who is your favourite teacher?? Me: Matthew Santoro
@stardisco7 жыл бұрын
Arnav Agarwal HAHAHAHAHAHHA
@watermelon14037 жыл бұрын
Polishpolarbear it's not that funny
@Egg-sb4wt7 жыл бұрын
Arnav Agarwal Teacher: .....wat....
@CutieRingoJoy7 жыл бұрын
Arnav Agarwal lol my teacher like showing how his videos alot
@mrsscootslopez7 жыл бұрын
Arnav Agarwal my teach shows him sometimes at school
@juliencollet12085 жыл бұрын
I'd be in kid nation for two reasons: 1: I'm a kid. Also, that sounds fun. 2: I'm not dumb enough to drink bleach.
@hazzaboiii19365 жыл бұрын
Same
@reeenoobcleetus73964 жыл бұрын
Me niether
@rainyday65124 жыл бұрын
Well I’m a teen but I’m kinda like a kid, plus I’m defiantly not dumb enough to poison myself for social media fame
@alexr.51424 жыл бұрын
Same here.*I'm eating rawman with my hands while theres a spoon in it.But seriously I would be a big help, but no one would like me.
@tharixabraxis2594 жыл бұрын
It actually stemmed from them not washing the cups they used properly.
@MegaJoePrime5 жыл бұрын
the truth about 90 Day Fiancee is the couples all knew each other before being cast on the show.
@ninelives47385 жыл бұрын
I hate when important details like that are omitted. I mean, it still sucks, but get the facts right.
@dat808chick4 жыл бұрын
I thought the couples wrote in or something? I was under the assumption that they were dating before the 90 days. Never heard this version
@legingembrefou59814 жыл бұрын
UnicornTamer24 yeah he was completely off on that...not sure where he got his information. I’m not going to say it’s not scripted and staged to an extent, but you can’t bring people over on a K-1 visa with a big ole question mark as intended spouse and then pick someone off a list for them to marry. K-1s have some pretty strict rules and this would never fly.
@deprize4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he got that info so wrong. The people know each other.
@gise23213 жыл бұрын
He probably never watched the show...
@twistedthorns21817 жыл бұрын
So its okay for the woman to slap the man but not the other way around -_-
@panicatthenopenope34437 жыл бұрын
TwistedThorns YT l-/
@andy_sans7 жыл бұрын
TwistedThorns YT it's not okay for people to hit each other unless it's self defense
@andy_sans7 жыл бұрын
TwistedThorns YT |-/
@jieevz65517 жыл бұрын
TwistedThorns YT but I really wonder what happend before all that though??
@xTG14x7 жыл бұрын
TwistedThorns YT Don't slap someone if you can't take it yourself, imo
@reeselopez78557 жыл бұрын
kid nation actually sounds interesting if it was a fictional show, not a reality one
@KalmerVT7 жыл бұрын
I'd probably watch it if it was fictional, it'd be really interesting
@KappaCrona7 жыл бұрын
I originally thought it *was* fictional
@reinofhavoc95207 жыл бұрын
Lmao, they drank bleach? How did they even get bleach, even if it's not supervised?
@theliving10377 жыл бұрын
I would love to be in the Kid's Nation show if I had my knowledge now when I was that age. I would just live my normal life. I would have then made the myself the emperor of the nation, and make a currency out of a material such as rice in early stages of Asian cultures. It would be fun to have a nation that I could run, even if they were just children who don't understand anything. It would just be that much easier to become on top.
@feckemine7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm gonna make Cereal! (Burns face off with grease)
@EnigmaOfAnubis6 жыл бұрын
Im already part of the cruelest gameshow... life
@Zuliz6 жыл бұрын
EnigmaOfAnubis are we all?
@titailinca6 жыл бұрын
Deep
@shadowofmountainclan45646 жыл бұрын
EnigmaOfAnubis lol aren't we all
@sohailaahmed76896 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@EnderCorePL6 жыл бұрын
So original... I have depression myself, but I'm starting to puke with such jokes
@goldengam3r1205 жыл бұрын
Woman- *slaps man.* Man- *slaps women as payback.* Man- *gets beaten.* Me- "Hey, what happened to equal rights means equal fights?"
@brainofcthulhu27864 жыл бұрын
Mai Zalokar A BIT TOO FAR DUDE? Even though I kill terrerians.
@diana-db8wf4 жыл бұрын
@User Stop defending her just bc she's female
@shestheone15034 жыл бұрын
To be fair he probably signed some kind of agreement letting her do that lol
@valmer56844 жыл бұрын
@@shestheone1503 if so wouldn't she also had to have signed that?
@shestheone15034 жыл бұрын
@@valmer5684 I mean no, she works there lol. Ride operators don't sign ride wavers for rides you're going to ride
@benjaminkhoury95887 жыл бұрын
They should've made the Navy S.E.A.L compete against an actual seal.
@My_initials_are_O.G.cuz_I_am7 жыл бұрын
Fake haaax That's a PUNtastic idea!
@infinitedeathloop55177 жыл бұрын
+Olaf Please stop, just stop.
@TheAres1177 жыл бұрын
Fake haaax your a tenuous
@TheAres1177 жыл бұрын
Fake haaax genious**
@TheAres1177 жыл бұрын
Albert Nave your more genius
@mikecraft74667 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that at 10:19 the animal rights activist is wearing a fur coat?!
@luukfilippo27707 жыл бұрын
MikeCraft probably fake but still.....
@AshlynOne7 жыл бұрын
Once you throw a punch you're not a man or a woman anymore, you're a combatant. You should have had the foresight and the responsibility to avoid repercussions such as getting hit back. But if they don't, then I'm sorry but I'm not going to stand there and let you hit me.
@thezzydragon36237 жыл бұрын
MikeCraft lol ikr i hate that like i hate when vegans are like:eating animals is wrong ewww how do you eat pepperoni pizza? but i look down and see a leather purse or a leather belt like uhhggggg stfu
@2intellectuoolforschool9907 жыл бұрын
It's probably a vegan fur coat.
@fionasmith18217 жыл бұрын
MikeCraft it was probably a faux fur coat
@wingwang89425 жыл бұрын
“You could be marrying Shrek” And the down side here is?
@aimeecowart19434 жыл бұрын
unappreciated comment
@bowbowbowser4 жыл бұрын
He Is DEAD
@brainofcthulhu27864 жыл бұрын
Shrek will still live in our hearts.
@KyeKenKen4 жыл бұрын
Wing Wang Shrek could tear ur kitty and your ass
@sytherwusky3 жыл бұрын
Shrek is love Shrek is life
@sc0rps635 жыл бұрын
Girl slapping guy *ok* Guy slaps a girl back *SEXIIST* I don’t understand this world
@blackheartstring52615 жыл бұрын
Neither do I
@luckylucas74845 жыл бұрын
👍
@rileyblankenhorn76315 жыл бұрын
Sc0rpsss ok I see your concern but I don’t think she should’ve slapped him at all as well as he shouldn’t have been beaten. He most definitely need a consequence but he did not need to be beaten severely.
@Tadpole_Plyrr25 жыл бұрын
Sc0rpsss same
@gurlwitdacurlsMe5 жыл бұрын
@@rileyblankenhorn7631 he didn't need a consequence that self-defense.
@malcolmmckenzie23937 жыл бұрын
girl slaps man. Nothing happens. Man slaps woman. He gets beaten up and could've been seriously hurt
@lilcheese80627 жыл бұрын
And women call men sexist...
@bigeyesbuddhist54597 жыл бұрын
Lil Cheese Ikr I just hate it when Girls Get more respect than Men for doing nothing Like damn i wanna just Fucking Choke Them
@naizm99607 жыл бұрын
May Soy oh so a woman is free to hit a man?
@Ct-pn5us7 жыл бұрын
No, the difference between a woman and a baby is a woman would have know what she would've been doing, but a baby wouldn't. SO um YEA. ITS NOT JUST LIKE SAYIN, a 1 month old baby hits dad. Dad hits baby.
@malcolmmckenzie23937 жыл бұрын
***** but in the video both of them hit eachother at the same speed and power plus a grown woman is not like a 6 month baby
@chriswave19927 жыл бұрын
THE GUY SLAPPED THE GIRL AFTER SHE SLAPPED HIM FIRST? PEOPLE GOT MAD AT THAT?
@dawnbaker78687 жыл бұрын
Chris Wave if she can be man enough to hit him she can be man enough to get hit back
@marianna34437 жыл бұрын
Dawn Baker Exactly! Thank you
@pd55207 жыл бұрын
Chris Wave true
@CosmicJelly-fish7 жыл бұрын
theres a vid of it
@DinoManable7 жыл бұрын
Dawn Baker "eastern values"
@definableeel33043 жыл бұрын
JonTron covering Kid Nation was hilarious, and he soon after interviewed Jimmy, the youngest kid on the show
@user-cd7qf3ed8r6 жыл бұрын
Me: *gets on KidNation* I’m going to make the military my own personal harem! Roy Mustang: I’m so proud of him
@joshshafer99934 жыл бұрын
You got to love the Fullmetal alchemist reference
@BunhieKleever7 жыл бұрын
I'd do "Naked & Afraid" after winning "Bridalplasty", leave my kid in the care of "Kid Nation" while tiptoeing thru the tulips with a Canadian Wild Baldo challenging me to join "Man vs. Wild". After being featured in" My Strange Addiction", I'll admit to being addicted to frolicking with bald men in pastures, then declare that I'm marrying the Wild Baldo with a "90 Day Fiance" visa. Of course, I'll no longer have to be on the "Bachelorette". My Baldo husband will be in financial despair because I'll be "Keeping Up with the Kardashians", spending all of his money on ass implants. Once I gain fame being a "Housewife of a Major City", I'll divorce my Wild Baldo and find true love with "Married at First Sight". My bald ex will kill my new husband and the detectives from the "First 48" will find him keeping me captive in one of the off grid houses from "Mountain Men". Once all is well, I'll get my own lifetime movie for being a real life "Survivor". Yes, you all may all roll your eyes and cringe hard now.
@CattyTomfoolery7 жыл бұрын
Julie Hafford Big props for creativity.
@chynafrance15947 жыл бұрын
Julie Hafford I like this XD
@peter-jw7rz7 жыл бұрын
Julie Hafford haha funny
@BunhieKleever7 жыл бұрын
N8WulfCommander The impossible combo comment is funny as hell.
@donovanmuse80717 жыл бұрын
that's a W. I'm done and in tears from laughin my ass off
@pixel61737 жыл бұрын
"I STILL love You!" _"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"_ damn, gets me every time.
@hush647 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Therockerrick7 жыл бұрын
Lol 😅
@animegaming68757 жыл бұрын
pixelking same
@AtrocityEquine014 жыл бұрын
Matt: You can already tell where this is going Me: What, did they just beat each other and swear? Matt: After four of them *_DRANK BLEACH-_* Me: I'M SORRY WHAT.
@maddiehalloway3 жыл бұрын
That was my reaction 😂
@emradford51736 жыл бұрын
In Australia - we have Married at First Sight but they’re not legally married.
@hyacinthbucket50625 жыл бұрын
i love the Australien one, i'm from belgium and live in France, both versions are boring or at least not as juicy
@robloxdetectives6894 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia mate!!!
@catisadisaster22697 жыл бұрын
There are always 3 things shining in every Matthew Santoro video ever: His bald head His teeth And most of all *drum roll* His personality
@yssagaile7 жыл бұрын
Amazingness isnotonfire IKR?
@donovanmuse80717 жыл бұрын
facts
@stevenavila23237 жыл бұрын
whats the 3rd
@erratasss_7 жыл бұрын
Steven Avila his personality
@poisonouspaul61287 жыл бұрын
his future
@AfroLegacyHD7 жыл бұрын
So, people rushed a man and tackled him after he hit a woman, but didn't rush the woman after she hit the man? Dude, that was self defence on the mans part. Tackle the fucking woman, she's in the wrong.
@shinydecidueye377 жыл бұрын
AfroGamingFTW that's India for ya
@nvrgvupdafite7 жыл бұрын
Omar Blake Also basically everywhere else, sadly.😢
@pastformal83547 жыл бұрын
Omar Blake sadly thats pretty much everywhere
@greensabr2007 жыл бұрын
America is like that too lmao. hard to find a place in the world not like that.
@SuperExodian7 жыл бұрын
well, that's not the middle east though, there if the woman isn't in her kitchen, she'll be arrested... (i know i'm blowing this quite a bit out of proportions, but there's a few countries in the middle east that have basically no rights for women)
@MrJosh51915 жыл бұрын
Girl slaps guy: nobody bats an eye Guy slaps girl: everybody loses their minds.*doublestandards*
@thunderthunderstorms88285 жыл бұрын
Sigh kid nation might of survived if they found smarter kids and not the fools in my science class
@robloxdetectives6894 жыл бұрын
Same!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@danlewis13296 жыл бұрын
Girl slaps guy: Nobody cares. He probably deserved it. Guy slaps girl: OOOHH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!?!?! EVIL!!! EEEVVVVIIIILLL!!!!
@dullfrost78626 жыл бұрын
Dan Lewis ikr
@maxforcis47626 жыл бұрын
small person gets less flak for hitting.
@hypershadicgamingfes2466 жыл бұрын
The Producers Are Evil
@oof71616 жыл бұрын
Dan Lewis ye
@yaboi_dyslexic6 жыл бұрын
Dan Lewis it's called sexism
@TTDundee7 жыл бұрын
Ideas for a great TV show: Take a baby and give it the choice of 1 MILLION DOLLARZ or 10 dollars worth of kids toys while in the corner you can see the parents watching from a sound proof room on a screen of the baby choosing XD
@mrboerger16207 жыл бұрын
Totodile Dundee yes just yes everything about that show sounds amazing
@ashe7677 жыл бұрын
nonono you should let the parents try to coax the child into taking the money, but all they can do is talk
@void101gamers7 жыл бұрын
Ha lol
@yoshiboy61987 жыл бұрын
Easy, tell the kid it will get five times as many kids. Soundproof is the way to go.
@natashajhaveri48007 жыл бұрын
you stole this from a textpost..
@rainyday65124 жыл бұрын
Do “Ready 4 Marrige” is basically a show where women are taught to act like they lived in the 1800s?
@vitahindin72884 жыл бұрын
I thought the 90 day fiancé couples were already dating before the show
@stephaniefox8964 жыл бұрын
They where he got it wrong
@sarahb16427 жыл бұрын
Ok, the second one was so sexist! The women slapped the man and didn't get in trouble and the man hit her back and he got in trouble! They should both get an equal punishment! I'm a girl yet I believe that all man and woman should be equal when it comes to violence, society today doesn't understand that women just can't hit A man and get away with it, but when a man hits a women it's such a big deal!
@ineedwoman32047 жыл бұрын
:( never gonna happen (
@shorterneilisbored70787 жыл бұрын
seriously, the """""""""feminists"""""""" have breached the walls of the internet, which are now tumblring down. pun intended.
@paholainen1007 жыл бұрын
agreed
@ArcaneKnave7 жыл бұрын
Destinies Artist Wasn't that the first one? But I agree.
@masonkings54987 жыл бұрын
Destinies Artist at least u ain't a sexist woman
@LogD697 жыл бұрын
What if i told you I believe these tv shows exist
@putriscool7 жыл бұрын
Denis The Menace No
@pissoff5947 жыл бұрын
Denis The Menace HOLY SHIT ME TOO
@mst48137 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD
@ajaxtanner8747 жыл бұрын
Denis The Menace huh? nuh...
@AmiKillREAL7 жыл бұрын
Bopper Dooper My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say I'm gonna smack you a$! in a major way what you doing to my basement Get Out Of There GET OUT OF DER
@8-bitdolan8904 жыл бұрын
0:34,you accidentally typed: “beileve” instead of believe.
@jackcarson9685 жыл бұрын
2:30, in 90 Day Fiance, they producers don't choose people to date them. These people meet on their own and they are selected by the show. It's not forced by them
@tiffanyhawkins63365 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I came here to say.
@SRVRCRSHR7 жыл бұрын
I'm not gay, but 20$ is 20$.
@rodolfoinnocentirisaliti3907 жыл бұрын
S3RV3RCR2SH3R Ikr my friends keep bullying me for that
@DavidMartinez-ce3lp7 жыл бұрын
S3RV3RCR2SH3R or is it?
@rodolfoinnocentirisaliti3907 жыл бұрын
David Martinez What if the 20$ were FAKE! (not clickbait)
@rodolfoinnocentirisaliti3907 жыл бұрын
Israel's Animation How about 10$?
@marcyonmars7 жыл бұрын
RedWolf10 Yeah how bow dah
@CoolspyGaming7 жыл бұрын
If a male gets slapped by a female, the male should have the right to slap her back without being seen as a sexist guy in my opinion. Make it even. We need equality, ladies and gentlemen!
@sallakolehmainen45357 жыл бұрын
I don't think that there exists such thing as "a right to assault someone back." I surely hope that people would care about equality of the sexes in some other context than demanding social acceptance for hitting women. Should you expect to get punched back if you are stupid enough to punch someone? Sure. Is using violence outside of the necessary amount to defend oneself form harm legal and should it be encouraged? No.
@truerubberlegs7 жыл бұрын
Yes it should too many kids these days are bullied and should have the right to protect themselves. No one cares if they get suspended the only way to teach them that they went to far is to beat the snot out of them. Too many people feel powerless because of idiotic so called "laws".
@totaldestruction91337 жыл бұрын
ReZanimate I am a male and I still think you can't hit her back unless she had a gun or knife
@kaceycoleman22017 жыл бұрын
As a woman I agree, I have seen too many times where a woman attacks a man and the man can't fight back because it's 'sexist'
@liljakaren977 жыл бұрын
Or you know, they could just be the bigger person and not hit them back? Violence doesn't help with anything, only one punch and you could end a person's life
@rhysgill4055 жыл бұрын
Your wife looks like this:👰🏼 She goes on BridalPlasty You lift the veil and she looks like this:🐗
@blackdiamondfaithytastic55675 жыл бұрын
Rice Krispies imma girl I look like this 👰🏾
@raisa_cherry334 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ultimatetrashboy4194 жыл бұрын
What’s the catch?
@robloxdetectives6894 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jurgitasavickiene78155 жыл бұрын
H i random person scroling throgh the comments
@plagueobby56385 жыл бұрын
Hi guy who can't spell
@PrincessByJesus15 жыл бұрын
Hello
@mhairileonard66255 жыл бұрын
U dina ken how to spell
@yeti_rex075 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Jamie_Jane_Animatics5 жыл бұрын
What up mate
@MikeWToast7 жыл бұрын
*Sees "Kid Nation"* Me: Have the producers ever heard of the book "Lord of the Flies?"
@dragonstar23877 жыл бұрын
*+MicrowavableToast* As someone who watched Kid Nation growing up, I can safely say that the show was not like that at all. Nevertheless, I do see the comparison.
@frostfire65917 жыл бұрын
MicrowavableToast I liked that book
@dave_bed7 жыл бұрын
lol
@fredericksaxton97826 жыл бұрын
*woman hits man* Nothing wrong with that. *man hits woman in defense like any sane person would* GET HIM! *beats him senseless* Oh yeah, thats totally equal and not sexist at all -_-
@dude98a.k.adudewhereismyca846 жыл бұрын
Siris The Lion I know right? (Sarcasm)
@dougpinson48836 жыл бұрын
Siris The Lion exactly what I was thinking 😂
@chloemccrory19496 жыл бұрын
Slaps girl once staff intensely stares at him Slaps girl twice staff get slowly closer Slaps girl three times GET HIM (BEATS MAN TO DEATH)
@Jspotstudieos6 жыл бұрын
Us white men are the ones really oppressed. We cannot explain to them why it don't bother us like it does them BC pointing out that fact looks racist but its true 😂
@fredericksaxton97826 жыл бұрын
jay dean Hiw are they opressed again. Refresh me.
@colorfulhumorplusvibes48604 жыл бұрын
"Marrage is an institution!" *So is Alcatraz*
@isaacwald13006 жыл бұрын
I met a guy who was on kid nation and in reality, there was an arcade offscreen and they would feed them lots of junk
@notswalyjose95967 жыл бұрын
i would do hurl for $1,600 because i'm saving up for a gaming laptop that and i'm hungry xD
@BlueMinecastSphfax7 жыл бұрын
0:32 I cant "BEILEVE" it!
@chynafrance15947 жыл бұрын
Sphfaxpheonix I almost thought that no one else saw it :D
@nixevanesce91877 жыл бұрын
Sphfaxpheonix What's there?
@efnation66417 жыл бұрын
Grin TGG he spelled Believe wrong 😂
@nixevanesce91877 жыл бұрын
Better Like This Comment O_O I liked your comment..
@stevenavila23237 жыл бұрын
i can
@DavidAnderson-cw7oq5 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a few episodes of kid nation, I feel like it would work better if they made a new version called teen nation with people 15-18 years old to balance things out
@rhimcknight39214 жыл бұрын
Matthew, I just want to tell you that you are my all time favorite youtuber. Thank you for bringing us plenty of entertainment during this quarantine! Stay safe.
@Alexia-du6cn7 жыл бұрын
"4 of the kids drank bleach" relatable
@jazzydrawz37927 жыл бұрын
regret ;;.; I would of been 1 of those 4 kids
@rolandolopez96827 жыл бұрын
regret ;;.; OMG SUGA!!!!!
@sauce_finder24347 жыл бұрын
Bleach STOP STALKING ME BLEACH
@bottleflippee16567 жыл бұрын
Bleach gtfo
@bridgetsawmiller92957 жыл бұрын
regret ;;.;
@phoenixx89637 жыл бұрын
I cant believe Keeping up with the Kardashians exists, but here we are.
@jacobwoolf20107 жыл бұрын
Joe Ranahan the only ugly person here is you. you ignorant racist.
@michaelhall7367 жыл бұрын
The Chaotic Phoenixx And morons think her ass is real.
@snowedmoon5 жыл бұрын
Who else here is watching during 2018 /2019.....no just me?!
@_zzz451_5 жыл бұрын
I'm 2019
@wallybush90485 жыл бұрын
2019
@terryshaw45 жыл бұрын
I'm in 2019.. Much like everyone else here is so it's not really important anyway
@independentquebec35005 жыл бұрын
nope 2005
@snowedmoon5 жыл бұрын
@@independentquebec3500 uhhh what?!
@mavenhillery5555 жыл бұрын
5:28😂😂 yeah I won but oh mama
@vinnie45386 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail 😂 I'm dead
@mynameisalwaystaken72747 жыл бұрын
Kid Nation sounds like the young adult book series Gone, where all adults disappear and kids of ages fourteen and under are left behind. I kind of wonder if the author got the idea from this show now??
@stupidity78886 жыл бұрын
My Name Is Always Taken don’t forget the adult zombies
@kathyhearts3406 жыл бұрын
My Name Is Always Taken what’s the authors name? (I wanna read it)
@books35976 жыл бұрын
The authors name is Michael Grant, it is my favourite book series ever, PLEASE read it!!!
@kathyhearts3406 жыл бұрын
Jozi Renken thank you!!
@oguzkaanaybak6 жыл бұрын
It reminded me of Owari no Seraph (Seraph of The End) it's an anime / manga series where every adult dies because of a disease and kids under 13 are being treated by vampires in exhange of their blood.
@Thywarden4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks Matt looks good bald? Idk why hes so self conscious.
@mrsmissy46 жыл бұрын
I would be in the man vs beast one and I would be against a cow which would cost about $1,000.000
@extremefreaks28296 жыл бұрын
Man vs. Beast, I’d be up against a sloth XD
@azelfdaboi52656 жыл бұрын
Extreme Freaks I could fight a snail
@netherdominater99605 жыл бұрын
Extreme Freaks I'd be against a cat most likely "It's been 17 hours, and remarkably both contestants are STILL asleep!"
@alannahos18665 жыл бұрын
I could probably go up against a penguin
@Thatclownwalking5 жыл бұрын
I'd be against a turtle It's been two hours and they are still at the beginning of the track
@jannickesselink39125 жыл бұрын
And still lose probably
@kittenbot24997 жыл бұрын
0:13 when you're still a child on the inside and your parents won't let you eat ice-cream
@SuperPCGamer7 жыл бұрын
lol so tru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
@ednalynlaitila51317 жыл бұрын
KittenBot 24 Yupp
@williamdegliantoni40795 жыл бұрын
0:33 You certainly won’t BEILEVE it exists! Edit : 90 Day Fiancé is not that bad!
@berylbyrd5 жыл бұрын
You forgot about Naked Attraction. A game show where he contestants are nude and the chooser sees them before picking who to go on a date with
@shuttergirl636 жыл бұрын
90 day fiance is not couples matched by the producers, its couples who chose to go on the show
@gitgud66986 жыл бұрын
Rae-Ann Gammon okay, so they chose to go on the show but out of the contestants the producers chose whom to match up.. So yes.. Yes they did
@ashleywilson32386 жыл бұрын
Jorge met Anfisa on a camgirl site 😂😂😂 tho they say it was social media. And other people met in other ways online.
@ghrayfahx6 жыл бұрын
Exactly. These were all people who were together in one way or another before going on the show. Some met while one was out of the country and others met online via social media or dating sites.
@Fayleafowl6 жыл бұрын
That true they met them online dating long distance and chose to marry.
@ZuxGinger6 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say that. They were couples way before entering the show, no one matched to for the show.
@VilliounsJoK3r7 жыл бұрын
Did anybody else catch the misspelling of "Believe" during the title screen?
@sonde69517 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@essie57287 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Cartagena yep
@azelly24547 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Cartagena yeah. I was just about to comment it. lol
@weronikaremiszewska49157 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Cartagena Yea
@blaise44075 жыл бұрын
I have 1 question: DId the kids in Kid Nation establish Communism?
@sillypoopycaca5 жыл бұрын
Probably
@ultimatetrashboy4194 жыл бұрын
Sharing is caring
@cam-edy12944 жыл бұрын
6:02 is that meme boy Charlie sheen
@nickjindra7 жыл бұрын
my wife watches the hell out of 90 day fiance and married at first sight. she thinks they are romantic, but i still vote creepy
@frankstein58467 жыл бұрын
Nick Jindra Romantic... entertainment sure but romantic? Pfft
@Coopy-em5bo7 жыл бұрын
Nick Jindra i
@pgump.7 жыл бұрын
0:33 10 Typos you won't "beileve" exist
@stardisco7 жыл бұрын
Minky Minceyhii
@lisaemmerson52577 жыл бұрын
I also BEILEVE
@DD-nr6xk5 жыл бұрын
There was a smaller version on that kid nation show where instead it was in a house where the kids had to live for a week but the camera crew could step in when needed and there was a therapist on standby along with the fact the kids could go leave the show if it was to much.
@JurassicRaptor19934 жыл бұрын
I have a perfect name for the KidNation. Kinderland!
@monicamahler83487 жыл бұрын
One of my 5th grade classmates was on kid nation.
@purpleenigma78857 жыл бұрын
Monica Mahler I freaking loved that show!
@silobizarre2737 жыл бұрын
Has any one else noticed that it looks like his has Fidget Spinners in his eyes?
@mimicpk60207 жыл бұрын
Sounds like someone needs a break from spinning XD
@masonmusser6657 жыл бұрын
The Neighbourhood Wolf yes!
@whyamihere55507 жыл бұрын
it's just the lights he uses
@chanoroll29567 жыл бұрын
Why Am I Here Even though it's just the light he uses, it does look like a fidget spinner in his eyes.
@57yogurtJG7 жыл бұрын
CLONE EYES! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. ⛰
@jennifergrant44433 жыл бұрын
I would get into a fight a big fight. 😂😂😂 Referring to the first video. Just don't put me around bullies or anyone who will hit me.
@randomagender83303 жыл бұрын
I’d be in kid nation cause I’m a teen, I feel like it would work better if only teens were put in the town though.
@MrGame6577 жыл бұрын
"I still love you!" ... "MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH"
@luishernandezsoto7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Game *Trump Impression* Wrong!
@jimcarrey_r67 жыл бұрын
I Bet Matthew Lost A Reality Show And Had To Shave His Head
@stardisco7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Dixincider hehehehhahahahah
@ililillilillliliilil7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Dixincider I bet you lost a reality show and are forced to type like a fucking idiot
@shawnschliepp96375 жыл бұрын
In the 1990's on MTV they ran a show called trashed. You'd bring your most valued possessions on, answer questions. If you got the question wrong, your STUFF WAS DESTROYED!!
@adriennekaio49804 жыл бұрын
I feel like Kid Nation would’ve gained more traction if: -They made better choices in the children, such as making sure the contestants were, well, smart enough. -They had to go through set challenges, not just come up with everything themselves. For example, building a shelter, getting food, electing a leader.
@kvandermeersch57537 жыл бұрын
the guy got beaten up, gender equality??
@cantonix32246 жыл бұрын
TRIKEN PFFFF This is humanity It’s evil and it’s gonna get worse
@raisa_cherry336 жыл бұрын
😔
@inspiringpuppies29067 жыл бұрын
They still have married at first sight in Australia
@catgirlcraft17747 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I always see it but I never actually watch it tho
@mayapigen65867 жыл бұрын
And still in Denmark:/
@aminary_7 жыл бұрын
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
@endergirl51427 жыл бұрын
And it's horrible, understandable people want to not be single but people are making a drama over their relationship or lack of one. I'm a hater of the show just the fact that I think love is developed over time not within 5 seconds of meeting each other. I just would think it's common sense but if you like it I don't judge you, I just judge the producers morals.
@wisemankugelmemicus17017 жыл бұрын
+Ender Girl You're right.
@demonicdevil80634 жыл бұрын
5:27 Crazy Dave is back!
@Athena_exists5 жыл бұрын
i would do it for $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
@juliencollet12085 жыл бұрын
Which show?
@addictforspace3655 жыл бұрын
You would have to multiply it by 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times
@terryshaw45 жыл бұрын
That a lot of money
@independentquebec35005 жыл бұрын
but the real question is will you make it out alive
@willestrada1875 жыл бұрын
No multiply9999999999999999999ooo99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
@sammieloufitzy7 жыл бұрын
Huh? 90 day fiancé isnt like that.. they have actually met before and where dating before the show
@scaryari14037 жыл бұрын
Samantha Donnelly I was confused by this too, I watch that show all the time. They date long distance before meeting but the shows producers aren't matchmaking or anything, they just find people who are dating foreigners. But let's face it, everyone just watched to see what would happen with Muhammad and Danielle. XD
@suddenwarrior76297 жыл бұрын
I love 90 Day Fiance I watched every season so far.
@Tahha55445 жыл бұрын
I think it varies by country. Cause ive seen people in other countries describing the show a little differently depending on where they are
@maemae63097 жыл бұрын
At 0:34 you spelt believe wrong (you put beileve)
@emit8987 жыл бұрын
X Jenisnotonfire X noticed that too, and it makes my OC soul sad
@tatir70817 жыл бұрын
OC? This is not for your fan character, it's just a vid
@emit8987 жыл бұрын
Tati R What fan character? OC means obsessive compulsive, dude
@emit8987 жыл бұрын
Henry Waller Uh, thanks? Haha la jud koy pakialam kay lahi jud akong pasabot jusko
@catisadisaster22697 жыл бұрын
X Jenisnotonfire X Danosaur
@BeepTheMeep605 жыл бұрын
8:08 what do you have against shrek?
@colinpirovano28525 жыл бұрын
Okay i just wanna say one thing about married at first sight. This was a show ment as an experiment to see how far we've come with our knowledge on human feelings. This show was ment to see if scientists and psycholigsts could pare up a perfect match by using their knowledge about human characteristics and seeing what two personalities would be the most likely to succeed. Any divorce costs were covered by the program if they managed to break up within 5 years (seems like a long enough time for me to get to know someone).
@dagmarmadsen60087 жыл бұрын
We still have married at first sight in Denmark...
@TessaD19987 жыл бұрын
same in Belgium :)
@VenusianSanctuary7 жыл бұрын
Dagmar Fontain Bergmann Madsen same in U.K. 🇬🇧 lol
@Breezypeezy7 жыл бұрын
Dagmar Fontain Bergmann Madsen yeah we still have it in Australia
@traciarmstrong27157 жыл бұрын
Dagmar Fontain Bergmann Madsen you have it available everywhere
@zetrony38367 жыл бұрын
we do? i never heard of it...
@skylarbarker58567 жыл бұрын
sorry but if a women can slap a man. she can take one back... simple
@shinydecidueye377 жыл бұрын
keri twisb yup
@drunkpanda83017 жыл бұрын
keri twisb and with a reason
@skylarbarker58567 жыл бұрын
Drunk Panda. yeah
@gloriousforever34517 жыл бұрын
You're about the first girl I hear say that THANK YOU
@FilthyNingen7 жыл бұрын
keri twisb if women want equality we should be able to hit them back, if you don't want that keep your hands to yourself, or you're gonna get hit with a sweet chin music.
@timothypierce53033 жыл бұрын
Not the craziest by far on this list, but one you missed, the Joe Schmo Show. Take one guy who thinks he's legitimately on a dating reality show and surround him with actors and actresses specifically directed to mess with his head.
@danielclaw3 жыл бұрын
No amount of money will ever get me to go on any of those shows.
@goodluckneko7 жыл бұрын
If I were on kid nation I'd turn it into lord of the flies
@bordergore65747 жыл бұрын
Nah I'd probably lead a rebellion that leads to the "kid nation" resembling Nazi germany
@efnation66417 жыл бұрын
God Cat mating Mating everywhere
@donovanmuse80717 жыл бұрын
Better Like This Comment O_O ...facts. if I were on Kid Nation, to be God honest, would Quagmire the fuck outta all da bitches that are rpund my age
@d73w807 жыл бұрын
Truthfully, everyone would end up dead if I was there
@juafletcher25167 жыл бұрын
how did they drink bleach and think that would be fine
@brandinichole24907 жыл бұрын
On 90 Day Fiancé the couples weren't matched by producers, the show follows existing couples who were in long-distance relationships already. Once they become engaged and one person moves to the US (or other foreign country) they have 90 days to get married before their visa expires. The couples have usually met in person before and THEY choose which country they want to live in together.
@saleshab99337 жыл бұрын
Abigail Johnston ain't nothing wrong with that 😂
@mitspeithetc6 жыл бұрын
Salesha B I sure hope you don't accidentally eat your own words one day..
@thecraftycyborg90246 жыл бұрын
Abigail Johnston - I've only ever watched a few clips of it here on KZfaq, and even I knew that Matt was dead wrong.
@Wandergirl1086 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, my boyfriend and I should be on that show. He lives in Argentina, and we haven't managed to meet in person yet due to various complications…a show would be the perfect solution! And it would be free advertising for his music! XD
@MimiFerrari635 жыл бұрын
I just found your channel I love it so much I can’t stop watching. 💕💕💕💕
@idiotkid36075 жыл бұрын
4:30 is that you matthew?
@redthe0087 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that noticed "believe" was spelled wrong?
@passatsurf7 жыл бұрын
HunterRed me too
@Marina-xf2tw7 жыл бұрын
me too :P
@dmedic4u7 жыл бұрын
Nope, he spelled it "Beileve" instead of Believe
@bippersquipper58787 жыл бұрын
Any Name look again
@Antonio-sc6sz7 жыл бұрын
HunterRed am I the only one who noticed that his eye did something wired in 6:07
@deesilsnarf78547 жыл бұрын
1:20 HOW CAN SHE SLAP
@avishekdutta33106 жыл бұрын
Hands
@chrishandsome70126 жыл бұрын
I know right? It’s flat out sexist, if someone slaps or hits you wether it be male or female, you should have the right to defend yourself, if women want to be equal to a man, we’ll treat them like it
@JoeKurr56 жыл бұрын
Avishek Dutta ikr
@JoeKurr56 жыл бұрын
Tate Hoskins yes
@TheTiffyb546 жыл бұрын
Correction: 90 Day Fiance chronicles couples that have already obtained the K1 Visa from US Immigration and are real couples. The couples have already been dating and are actually engages before coming to the United States. They then have 90 days to decide if they want to get married or return to their countries. The producers do not pick the couples after they obtain Visas.
@featherestgigabite11655 жыл бұрын
I think you would have a talking contest with a parrot.😂
@pooperblooper88107 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks being part of Kid Nation would be fun?
@purpleenigma78857 жыл бұрын
Pooper Blooper I sure as hell wanted to be a part of it when I was a kid lmao
@perturaboprimarchoftheiron49927 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@derpydottv78957 жыл бұрын
same, deffos owning my own panzerkampfwagen 4
@first7827 жыл бұрын
It sure as hell looked fun to me when it aired XDD they would get a prize if they complete the task and i remember the got arcade machines on one of the last episodes
@adisappointedfbiagent4497 жыл бұрын
Pooper Blooper I would be the kid that would go "oh HELL NO don't drink that!" and slap it out of the kid's hand
@mr.bluesky85547 жыл бұрын
why is it if a girl slaps a guy, it's fine, but if a guy slaps a girl, it's seen as assault
@bobopineapple12557 жыл бұрын
Calvin the Patriot it's okay to hit a girl by k if she hits you first. unless you deserve it.
@peartree79127 жыл бұрын
Calvin the Patriot it should be wrong for either person to hit each other but guys are privileged right?
@KnotSnappy7 жыл бұрын
You think guys are privileged? That hasn't been true for many years.
@peartree79127 жыл бұрын
I know, I was just being sarcastic
@shawnburton76273 жыл бұрын
"Bald Eagle" made me love this video!! 😂🤣👍🏼👍🏼
@krfan54593 жыл бұрын
Here's a show you may not have known existed. It's called The Chamber. It aired in 2002 shortly before the Super Bowl. Two contestants would compete against each other naming items that belonged to a category. The loser, aka the lucky one, goes home while the winner faces the chamber. You would strapped into a contraption, placed in the chamber, while being exposed to extreme hot or cold, and have to answer questions. Each correct answer earns you $1,000. There are seven rounds, each lasting one minute, and conditions got worst as time went on. If you could answer at least 25 questions, while lasting all seven rounds, all winnings are tripled. But if you are forced out of the chamber early, which there are several ways this could happen, your winnings are halved. This show only lasted 3 episodes, no idea why, and there were 3 unaired episodes that included electric shock, water torture, and insect chambers. And I am hoping someone out there has a way to get the footage from those three unaired episodes.
@RedJet-bq6fq7 жыл бұрын
Who else watched this expecting mostly Japanese game shows?
@lmao-bl4is7 жыл бұрын
me
@jellogs95997 жыл бұрын
Red Jet 7059 meeeee
@sailorskeptic92087 жыл бұрын
Me. Japan is fucked up. Well, if it teaches us anything, it's that you don't nuke the same country twice. p.s. I'm Japanese, so I can't be racist.
@alexanderferguson98047 жыл бұрын
Red Jet 7059 meh
@2legit2quit706 жыл бұрын
they drank bleach Im not even surprised
@alienfriend94666 жыл бұрын
2Legit2Quit 2017 bro tipods
@neptunewastaken6 жыл бұрын
Bleach is weak it's all about the tide pod life
@bleach65095 жыл бұрын
2Legit2Quit well i am quite delicious.
@azriel_love5 жыл бұрын
ya however honestly with the way modern-day society is going I'm surprised the human race is still even alive.
@heatherrichards25045 жыл бұрын
Wonder how many innocent tide pods died
@constipatedinsincity44245 жыл бұрын
That guy from Japan went through it. The reveal happened on the stage of a SRO crowded theater. He could've ended it at any time by simply walking out of the unlocked door!