Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they say But that's just not true Roses are red Poppy's are too But violets are violet They simply aren't blue To call something blue When its not we defile it But fuck this rant Its hard to rhyme violet.

Teacher: Who is your favourite teacher?? Me: Matthew Santoro

I'd be in kid nation for two reasons: 1: I'm a kid. Also, that sounds fun. 2: I'm not dumb enough to drink bleach.

the truth about 90 Day Fiancee is the couples all knew each other before being cast on the show.

So its okay for the woman to slap the man but not the other way around -_-

kid nation actually sounds interesting if it was a fictional show, not a reality one

Im already part of the cruelest gameshow... life

Woman- *slaps man.* Man- *slaps women as payback.* Man- *gets beaten.* Me- "Hey, what happened to equal rights means equal fights?"

They should've made the Navy S.E.A.L compete against an actual seal.

Anyone else notice that at 10:19 the animal rights activist is wearing a fur coat?!

“You could be marrying Shrek” And the down side here is?

Girl slapping guy *ok* Guy slaps a girl back *SEXIIST* I don’t understand this world

girl slaps man. Nothing happens. Man slaps woman. He gets beaten up and could've been seriously hurt

THE GUY SLAPPED THE GIRL AFTER SHE SLAPPED HIM FIRST? PEOPLE GOT MAD AT THAT?

JonTron covering Kid Nation was hilarious, and he soon after interviewed Jimmy, the youngest kid on the show

Me: *gets on KidNation* I’m going to make the military my own personal harem! Roy Mustang: I’m so proud of him

I'd do "Naked & Afraid" after winning "Bridalplasty", leave my kid in the care of "Kid Nation" while tiptoeing thru the tulips with a Canadian Wild Baldo challenging me to join "Man vs. Wild". After being featured in" My Strange Addiction", I'll admit to being addicted to frolicking with bald men in pastures, then declare that I'm marrying the Wild Baldo with a "90 Day Fiance" visa. Of course, I'll no longer have to be on the "Bachelorette". My Baldo husband will be in financial despair because I'll be "Keeping Up with the Kardashians", spending all of his money on ass implants. Once I gain fame being a "Housewife of a Major City", I'll divorce my Wild Baldo and find true love with "Married at First Sight". My bald ex will kill my new husband and the detectives from the "First 48" will find him keeping me captive in one of the off grid houses from "Mountain Men". Once all is well, I'll get my own lifetime movie for being a real life "Survivor". Yes, you all may all roll your eyes and cringe hard now.

"I STILL love You!" _"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"_ damn, gets me every time.

Matt: You can already tell where this is going Me: What, did they just beat each other and swear? Matt: After four of them *_DRANK BLEACH-_* Me: I'M SORRY WHAT.

In Australia - we have Married at First Sight but they’re not legally married.

There are always 3 things shining in every Matthew Santoro video ever: His bald head His teeth And most of all *drum roll* His personality

So, people rushed a man and tackled him after he hit a woman, but didn't rush the woman after she hit the man? Dude, that was self defence on the mans part. Tackle the fucking woman, she's in the wrong.

Girl slaps guy: nobody bats an eye Guy slaps girl: everybody loses their minds.*doublestandards*

Sigh kid nation might of survived if they found smarter kids and not the fools in my science class

Girl slaps guy: Nobody cares. He probably deserved it. Guy slaps girl: OOOHH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!?!?! EVIL!!! EEEVVVVIIIILLL!!!!

Ideas for a great TV show: Take a baby and give it the choice of 1 MILLION DOLLARZ or 10 dollars worth of kids toys while in the corner you can see the parents watching from a sound proof room on a screen of the baby choosing XD

Do “Ready 4 Marrige” is basically a show where women are taught to act like they lived in the 1800s?

I thought the 90 day fiancé couples were already dating before the show

Ok, the second one was so sexist! The women slapped the man and didn't get in trouble and the man hit her back and he got in trouble! They should both get an equal punishment! I'm a girl yet I believe that all man and woman should be equal when it comes to violence, society today doesn't understand that women just can't hit A man and get away with it, but when a man hits a women it's such a big deal!

What if i told you I believe these tv shows exist

0:34,you accidentally typed: “beileve” instead of believe.

2:30, in 90 Day Fiance, they producers don't choose people to date them. These people meet on their own and they are selected by the show. It's not forced by them

I'm not gay, but 20$ is 20$.

If a male gets slapped by a female, the male should have the right to slap her back without being seen as a sexist guy in my opinion. Make it even. We need equality, ladies and gentlemen!

Your wife looks like this:👰🏼 She goes on BridalPlasty You lift the veil and she looks like this:🐗

H i random person scroling throgh the comments

*Sees "Kid Nation"* Me: Have the producers ever heard of the book "Lord of the Flies?"

*woman hits man* Nothing wrong with that. *man hits woman in defense like any sane person would* GET HIM! *beats him senseless* Oh yeah, thats totally equal and not sexist at all -_-

"Marrage is an institution!" *So is Alcatraz*

I met a guy who was on kid nation and in reality, there was an arcade offscreen and they would feed them lots of junk

i would do hurl for $1,600 because i'm saving up for a gaming laptop that and i'm hungry xD

0:32 I cant "BEILEVE" it!

I remember seeing a few episodes of kid nation, I feel like it would work better if they made a new version called teen nation with people 15-18 years old to balance things out

Matthew, I just want to tell you that you are my all time favorite youtuber. Thank you for bringing us plenty of entertainment during this quarantine! Stay safe.

"4 of the kids drank bleach" relatable

I cant believe Keeping up with the Kardashians exists, but here we are.

Who else here is watching during 2018 /2019.....no just me?!

5:28😂😂 yeah I won but oh mama

The thumbnail 😂 I'm dead

Kid Nation sounds like the young adult book series Gone, where all adults disappear and kids of ages fourteen and under are left behind. I kind of wonder if the author got the idea from this show now??

Am I the only one who thinks Matt looks good bald? Idk why hes so self conscious.

I would be in the man vs beast one and I would be against a cow which would cost about $1,000.000

Man vs. Beast, I’d be up against a sloth XD

0:13 when you're still a child on the inside and your parents won't let you eat ice-cream

0:33 You certainly won’t BEILEVE it exists! Edit : 90 Day Fiancé is not that bad!

You forgot about Naked Attraction. A game show where he contestants are nude and the chooser sees them before picking who to go on a date with

90 day fiance is not couples matched by the producers, its couples who chose to go on the show

Did anybody else catch the misspelling of "Believe" during the title screen?

I have 1 question: DId the kids in Kid Nation establish Communism?

6:02 is that meme boy Charlie sheen

my wife watches the hell out of 90 day fiance and married at first sight. she thinks they are romantic, but i still vote creepy

0:33 10 Typos you won't "beileve" exist

There was a smaller version on that kid nation show where instead it was in a house where the kids had to live for a week but the camera crew could step in when needed and there was a therapist on standby along with the fact the kids could go leave the show if it was to much.

I have a perfect name for the KidNation. Kinderland!

One of my 5th grade classmates was on kid nation.

Has any one else noticed that it looks like his has Fidget Spinners in his eyes?

I would get into a fight a big fight. 😂😂😂 Referring to the first video. Just don't put me around bullies or anyone who will hit me.

I’d be in kid nation cause I’m a teen, I feel like it would work better if only teens were put in the town though.

"I still love you!" ... "MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH"

I Bet Matthew Lost A Reality Show And Had To Shave His Head

In the 1990's on MTV they ran a show called trashed. You'd bring your most valued possessions on, answer questions. If you got the question wrong, your STUFF WAS DESTROYED!!

I feel like Kid Nation would’ve gained more traction if: -They made better choices in the children, such as making sure the contestants were, well, smart enough. -They had to go through set challenges, not just come up with everything themselves. For example, building a shelter, getting food, electing a leader.

the guy got beaten up, gender equality??

They still have married at first sight in Australia

5:27 Crazy Dave is back!

i would do it for $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Huh? 90 day fiancé isnt like that.. they have actually met before and where dating before the show

At 0:34 you spelt believe wrong (you put beileve)

8:08 what do you have against shrek?

Okay i just wanna say one thing about married at first sight. This was a show ment as an experiment to see how far we've come with our knowledge on human feelings. This show was ment to see if scientists and psycholigsts could pare up a perfect match by using their knowledge about human characteristics and seeing what two personalities would be the most likely to succeed. Any divorce costs were covered by the program if they managed to break up within 5 years (seems like a long enough time for me to get to know someone).

We still have married at first sight in Denmark...

sorry but if a women can slap a man. she can take one back... simple

Not the craziest by far on this list, but one you missed, the Joe Schmo Show. Take one guy who thinks he's legitimately on a dating reality show and surround him with actors and actresses specifically directed to mess with his head.

No amount of money will ever get me to go on any of those shows.

If I were on kid nation I'd turn it into lord of the flies

On 90 Day Fiancé the couples weren't matched by producers, the show follows existing couples who were in long-distance relationships already. Once they become engaged and one person moves to the US (or other foreign country) they have 90 days to get married before their visa expires. The couples have usually met in person before and THEY choose which country they want to live in together.

I just found your channel I love it so much I can’t stop watching. 💕💕💕💕

4:30 is that you matthew?

Am I the only one that noticed "believe" was spelled wrong?

1:20 HOW CAN SHE SLAP

Correction: 90 Day Fiance chronicles couples that have already obtained the K1 Visa from US Immigration and are real couples. The couples have already been dating and are actually engages before coming to the United States. They then have 90 days to decide if they want to get married or return to their countries. The producers do not pick the couples after they obtain Visas.

I think you would have a talking contest with a parrot.😂

Am I the only one who thinks being part of Kid Nation would be fun?

why is it if a girl slaps a guy, it's fine, but if a guy slaps a girl, it's seen as assault

"Bald Eagle" made me love this video!! 😂🤣👍🏼👍🏼

Here's a show you may not have known existed. It's called The Chamber. It aired in 2002 shortly before the Super Bowl. Two contestants would compete against each other naming items that belonged to a category. The loser, aka the lucky one, goes home while the winner faces the chamber. You would strapped into a contraption, placed in the chamber, while being exposed to extreme hot or cold, and have to answer questions. Each correct answer earns you $1,000. There are seven rounds, each lasting one minute, and conditions got worst as time went on. If you could answer at least 25 questions, while lasting all seven rounds, all winnings are tripled. But if you are forced out of the chamber early, which there are several ways this could happen, your winnings are halved. This show only lasted 3 episodes, no idea why, and there were 3 unaired episodes that included electric shock, water torture, and insect chambers. And I am hoping someone out there has a way to get the footage from those three unaired episodes.

Who else watched this expecting mostly Japanese game shows?

they drank bleach Im not even surprised

That guy from Japan went through it. The reveal happened on the stage of a SRO crowded theater. He could've ended it at any time by simply walking out of the unlocked door!